#like do yall not hear urselves

[daydadahlias]

somehow made it to the 5sos side of twitter and oh my GOD these little psychopaths are so delusional ab the girlfriends/wives?? It's actually scary??

yeah <3 they're really weird <3 i hope their therapists call them back soon

[oceanwithouthermoon]

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

[3-aem]

You do not deserve ANY of the shit you're getting. You're a legend for putting up with all this

yea ur right i am a legend weaker men would have crumbled but im still here fighting fighting for what say it with me

gj’s boobs

[firelise]

“Yes Kamala was a prosecutor, but not in an ACAB way 🥺”

Multiple things can be true at once? You can tell ppl to vote for Ms. Coconut Cop without needing to lie. I will be voting for her with my eyes wide open thank u very much

[thepictoblr]

I said this on twitter but i'll say it here: If youre selling Limbus Company (or Lob Corp ot LoR) fan merch and mfs have canceled their preorders with you, Hit Me The Fuck Up, I get paid on the 3rd and need trinkets and little goodies. I'm in the UK so international/UK based shipping is preffered

[mourningmoth]

i kno the obvious mistake in not acknowledging that jesus (and adults in general) definitively were Born as Babies is super funny, but god can we PLEASE address whatever astral plane-ass shit that tagger was on in the first portion lmao

>"sexualizing an adult is also simultaneously sexualizing their child self bc all moments in time exist at once"

like ok dr manhattan lol

[jisungshotfirst]

grrrrr twt stans annoy me

[jokeson-u]

genuine question why do yall see a female character who is just barely gender nonconforming and say "theyre transmasc/genderfluid/etc." like do yall hear urselves and how gendered u are ??? a girl cant wear a leather jacket without her not being cis? huh? im all for hcs and projection but its getting kinda weird that ur not noticing how lowkey misogynistic that mindset is

[yakult-kettle]

i wish one could just. be. on the net anymore without having everything have to be an “act” with “audiences” and “brands”

[httpslvt]

thoughts about hawks

[themikewheelers]

just woke up, checked tumblr, and saw a post claiming that if lgbt fans of the show don't headcanon mike as bi they're actually straight. i'm going back to bed

[redlipsanddaydreams]

oh my god people need to leave olivia the fuck alone this is literally what the documentary was warning people about and it’s like their eyes and ears and general comprehension were simply closed off when taylor was talking about what it does to a person when all these strangers are tweeting they hate you for no reason. grow up and realize she’s a person. one that does not deserve ur petty projections.

[lancesgun]

[violentviolette]

Jack come on dude. Most people aren't gonna get offended over being told they look like a celebrity. You can't expect people to think through every little detail before making a harmless comment to someone and then throw a tantrum because they didn't.

listen. its *not* a harmless comment tho and this is what I'm fucking saying.

yes i do absolutely expect people to think through the shit their going to say before they say it. especially if its a comment on someone's appearance. especially if it's someone they don't know well. especially if its a comment fucking comparing a trans man to a woman.

like yes. yes I do fucking expect people to think thru that shit before they take the Multiple steps it takes to type out and send an anon message.

like are we seriously at the point of "u can't expect ppl to think before they speak" discourse like do yall even fucking hear urselves????

[kyufiber-moved]

got any roasts for leos? 🤩

absolutely, always.

y’all are too wrapped up in urselves and what ppl think of u. sometimes u’ll be like “omg eVERYONE loves me~!” and other times ull be like “lmfao everyone hates me so much” and for some reason??? both of those are considered brags??? like why do u base ur whole life on OTHER PEOPLE’s reactions and interactions w u??? also u tend to make every conversation relate back to YOU and what YOU did , what YOU saw, what YOU said . u like being the center of attention obviously, and even if u think u dont, deep down u do stop lying to urself . u have a tendency to hold grudges literally until u die, and if someone slighted u in ANY way u WILL remember it and bring it up for the rest of ur life. when u have a crush or a partner u become infatuated w that person and that person ALL u talk about and not the amount thts cute, the way that makes everyone want to tell u to SHUT the FCK up . also u think people care about ur life way more than they actually do nobody cares what kind of cheese u had yesterday for lunch . also if ur the kind of leo that’s into astrology ((being that ur a LEO . u probably are)) u loVE reading abt UR SIGN and hearing Abt UR sign but if u read any negative things u’ll be like ... oh well that’s not me at all haha . but if it’s something positive u IMMEDIATELY r like omg SO ME !!!! yes !! i AM a fierce quEEN!!!

unfortunately for me though im literally bitchwhipped for leos so i love yall anyway and having grown up with a leo im still v close to, ik how to handle yall :’) y’all kinda cute ok but u didnt hear it from me

send me zodiac sign roasts (+include ur own sign for a little roasting urself)

[felixslovelee]

comparing hand sizes w lee felix

requested by @the-casual-chinchilla "felix x 10th member!reader where they both compare hand sizes and theirs are bigger than his.. if that's alright"

sorry this took so long bub :((

summary : fans at a fansign request 10th member!reader to compare hand sizes w felix uwu

warnings : cursing

• so it's ur first fansign with the boys as the 10th skz member

• ur nervous as hell but it's ok !!!

• just breathe ok i promise u got this

• the boys love u and the fans do too !!!

• but if heart is still beating out of ur chest HSJSJSJ

• u walked into the venue and

• oh god it's fucking packed

• DW THO EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

• all 10 of u are lead up onto the stage and sat in a row of seats

• u're sitting at the end, beside chan

• "hey," he whispers to u. "stop worrying so much ok ? they'll love u, i promise"

• OH GOD WAS IT RLLY THAT OBVIOUS THAT U WERE WORRIED

• should've drank more tea before u came

• u chuckled at him but u were embarrassed that he could feel the radiating nervousness off of u (but the all the members are nervous ok)

• chan goes to the front of the stage and introduces himself to the crowd

• u all stand and introduce urselves

• as u do

• and then the festivities began !!

• the first event was a small qna where fans asked u guys questions

• u were all just standing in place, wandering around when fans called ur names

• u didn't get any questions at first :(

• that's ok tho !!

• anyways

• wait

• chan just said ur name

• u looked up to see chan holding a mic up to a fan, both of them staring at u intensely

• oh fucc

• u walked over to the fan, who was smiling brightly

• "please repeat ur question?" chan asked the fan

• "y/n, can u compare hand sizes with felix ?"

• u were a bit taken back by the question

• but u shared a quick glance with felix, who smiled as he walked over to u

• u looked down for the most part as the two of u connected ur hands, only looking up at him when the palms of ur hands connected

• the crowd roared at this

• u don't exactly understand why

• but ur hand happens to be larger than felix's

• "awww !!" u hear jisung say behind u

• "felix ur hand is so tinyyyyy" changbin says from the other side of the stage

• u drop ur hand and feel a blush on ur cheeks

• after the hand size comparison u got a bunch of questions

• u were so happy !!!

• but sadly the event ended :((

• but after the event u posted on ig

• u posted a selfie comparing hands w felix

• the comments were so funny omg

• "felix is the real baby of skz"

• "y/n's hand is so l a r g e woah"

• anyways

• comparing hands w felix was so fun and the fans loved it so

• it became like the yall's trademark

• and fans constantly shipped u two together ("hey y/n what is smut-" "FELIX NO WHAT R U DOIGN GET OFF OF TUMBLR")

• anyways

• felix has small hands

• and moral of the story is that he is tiny

sorry if this is bad and sorry it took so heccin long :(( but thank u for ur patience and ur request !!