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being a basic bitch who listens to indie/folk/alternative music is the worst thing that could happen to you because the second you name a mildly popular song as your favourite instead of the unreleased 7 minute long acoustic song that can only be listened to if you access some obscure website you have mfs staring at you like
#i once said washing machine heart is my favourite mitski song and this girl gave me the nastiest side eye irl#like damn bitch calm down#the fuck are you acting crazy for#max talks#mitski#lana del rey#phoebe bridgers#boygenius#indie#alternative#folk#hozier
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Idk maybe the real problem is the fact I perceive every single symptom and personality trait I've developed because of all my trauma and life experiences as immediately "bad"
#ā³ the fool speaks#like idk on one hand it's like I Have Been Abandoned And Discarded So Many Times. Of Course I Become Desperate For The Love I Did Not#Receive. Of Course I Become Very Attached To Others When They Are Nice To Me.#but on the other my brain starts screaming STOP BEING INSANE STOP BEING CRAZY YOU NEED MENTAL HELP YOU NEED A THERAPIST#LOCK YOURSELF UP GET HELP YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD AND NOT NORMAL AND A SHIT PERSON AND YOU DESERVE TO BE ABANDONED AGAIN#like damn bitch calm down
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Hiroya Matsumoto in the gobus ending dance moves with a level of desperate panic usually only found in men pleading their case to not be executed via firing squad
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this man's sleeves are about to pop open and tear right off. he flexes and his shirt just fucking explodes
#love notes#love notes: ignacio ā”#šā¬āŖ ā„ You stole my heart before anyone knew you had it -Ā ĢĢĖāĀ·šš±š¹ĖāĀ·Ā ĢĢ-#[jesse pinkman voice] YEAH BITCH!!! LOVE NOTES!!!!#oh my goddd let me be abnormal about him please#add another bald man to the roster fellas#first it was marco and leonel then it was mike then it was saul (he's balding. it counts)#now it's this rattlesnake lookinass slithery motherfucker stealing my heart#it wasnt at first sight either it TOOK him TWO MONTHS#i was terrified of him#until there was a scene where he was angry and he COULD HAVE lashed out#BUT HE DIDNT. HE HAD SELF CONTROL#he calmed himself down and took deep breaths and talked rationally#and he protects innocents if he's able to. and he feels remorse when he can't.#and he cares so much for his father bc to him his father is the purest kindest soul#and i just absolutely fell so hard. so SLOWLY though. he snuck up on me#but he's a thief isn't he? at least in one episode? š„° how fitting#i love violent criminals with the capacity to have a soft spot. for ANYTHING#it helps me feel safer with them and like the old me#youre supposed to look at a villain and know in ur heart that ur the exception and they'd protect u#and im slowly learning that again even tho its so damn hard#but this guy!!! and marco!!! and leonel!!! i just KNOW they're my ride or die#the actors telling me that in person and in cameo sure helps though sdlfjslkfdsf#oh god i need to tell you guys something really cool that happened to me with marco's actor this week#when i get the chance!!!
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Did this bitch ever clean up his house?
And yes, I actually edited out Bobās silhouette from the doorway as it wouldāve looked silly otherwise.
#bob x dexter#dexter x bob#bob velseb#spooky month#dexter the exterminator#crackship#???#damn bitch you live like this#needed to draw something silly to calm down#mlm#tbh I ship it#my art#digital art#meme art
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iām home !!
procedure went real well, everything was really smooth and almost as soon as they said, āyou can count backwards if you want,ā i donāt think i even said ten before i was suddenly in recovery and sipping some ginger ale.
honestly the worst part was the iv because they had to do it on the side of my wrist because apparently my veins are crooked ?? i just hate ivs anyway so thatās no surprise but other than that no complaints.
everyone was real nice and made sure i was well taken care of (my nurse even had me pee one more time before so she wouldnāt have to do a catheter which with my historyā¦..thank you)
but yeah, iāll have a follow up in about a month just to make sure everythingās good and the iud is doing its thing !!
i do have some cramping and bleeding but thatās normal, although a little funny because i literally just stopped my period yesterday butā¦oh well !! hopefully in a few months i wonāt have hardly any so this we can handle and i hace some medicine (and my ~medicine) thatāll help so iām all set.
mom had to go run some errands so my little recovery buddy is keeping me company. also, a moment of recognition for my new favorite shirt (thank you as always, Boss Dog Art; iāve already got my eye on another one that says, āi think therefore i am against transphobia around the worldā or something like that and itās got a cool skeleton on it; this is my third shirt from them and theyāre really comfy and good quality so not sponsored but check them out, they seem cool):
#Itās been a rough week leading up to this iām not gonna lie#one of my neighbors was shooting on Sunday when i was in the pool#which iām used to at this point#but for some reason i got triggered into a panic attack#and could not catch my breath#could not calm down for several minutes just scream crying#had to dunk my head underwater a few times and splash myself in the face#eventually i just buried my face in my towel and screamed cried until i physically had to stop#because i thought i was about to have a heart attack#so that wasnāt so chill#spent the rest of the day shaking#guess you just never know when itās gonna hit!!#another plane has hit the ptsd towers#sorry#not for nothing though but the shooting stopped so thereās that#they probably thought someone had a fuckinā ari aster movie turned up over here#nope just a mentally unstable bitch doing her best which clearly isnāt great but what can ya do!!#it was kinda funny though because iāve been hesitant to go back out there since#but finally yesterday i had even worked longer the day before so i could really enjoy it#it had been sunny all day#no signs of rain#iām ready to get some exercise in because i knew it might be a while#before i can again so i was really looking forward to a nice 30 minute run#damned if it didnāt start raining as soon as i got out there#and that was fine#i still ran a little got my water weights in#but the kicker was i looked at the weather on my phone and it looked like it was going to keep raining#so i said okay let me just go take a shower and settle in for the night#it didnāt rain and the sun came back out so oh well!#but point isā¦today went well and iām doing okay and things could always be worse so no worries <3
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im so happy for hbomberguy that he has embraced his bear arc
#BISEXUAL BEARS!!!!!! KING!!!!!!#his bravery. when so many losers say bisexuals canāt use terms from gay culture#when gay culture is in fact. their culture#any twitter bitches get on his ass about this im sacrificing myself. im catching the grenade in my hat and muttering my last words#a tear falls down my cheek. i didnāt want to go out like this. but damn if it isnāt an honor#the explosion ripples across the landscape. i am torn asunder#hbomberguy. oblivious to my sacrifice. continues to tear illuminaughti limb from limb#all is quiet. all is calm
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guys macaque is so MEAN in the epilogue, what are we gonna do???
#constellations fic#he's such a meanie....#i love him though but damn.#(that was v wukong-core of me to say)#but yeah he's not pulling any punches and it's like#damn bitch. can you calm down for like...5 seconds??
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I've seen playthroughs of this, multiple times, but I'm playing AA1 for the first time and OH MY GOD IS THE NARUMITSU ABSOLUTELY SURREAL.
Like, I KNOW what's gonna happen. I KNOW the gay.
But SEEING IT.
Oh my GOD.
(Also I think I may love Edgeworth EVEN MORE now pathetic man love him)
#ace attorney#aa#narumitsu#wrightworth#what the FUCK they are so gay its STUPID#ill be having fun on a case and laughing at how Phoenix is That Bitch#and then suddenly BOOM GAY#GAY EVERYWHERE#like GOSH DAMN#calm down leave some gay for the rest of us#literally a romcom in the making im not even fucking kidding
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I genuinely cannot fathom why so many people are willing to bend over backwards to defend rwby so much, some even going so far as to stalk and harass anyone with the mildest criticism
And they always do it with this smarmy smugness of "I'm better than you because I'm upholding demographics x, y, and z while you worship a white man" like?? It's not activism to like a show nor does disliking a show equate to bigotry. I'm not racist for disliking Blackish nor am I an ally for liking Get Out. That's not how this works
I'm starting to think they're just addicted to feeling superior to others no matter how contrived. That's why they keep coming back to the tag to spew the same dogshit insults: they need that rush of attention and self-validation. It's why the anti tag is such a flaccid echo chamber of people pointing and laughing at out-of-context screenshots or whiny ho-hums about rwde's existence. It's a meaningless circlejerk meant to stimulate the ego instead of the intellect
#rwde#sometimes i go into the anti tag to see if anyone actually makes a valid point. I've yet to find one#so much whining and oversimplification and downright malicious twisting of words#like. damn bitch yall really live like this?#its so petty and stupid. its a cartoon. why are yall willing to kill on this shit ass hill?#go run up hills with kate bush and sisyphus and maybe you'll calm down
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experienced the Horrors today. jrwi to fix it
#literally went fully nonverbal in a grocery store???#like damn bitch pick a better place < literally me#vixen rambles#also dw im doing great now :3#had external support n got to go sit in the car and then lay in my quiet room n calm down :D
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gene is such a petty bitch sometimes oh mein gott
#NOT NEG UH. POS? ITS SILLY#HRK SORRY#iām re readinf the book and like damn!!!!!#calm the hell down bitch damn!!!!!!#āOh for God sake! You donāt know what Iām talking about. >No of course not. Not you.ā< WHAT DO TOU MEAN BY THIS HELLOOOO#WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN#whatever i know heās fighting the demons (homosexuality)#LMAOOOO SORRY#a separate peace#?#do i tag this
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i like thinking springtrap is more of an embracer over a hugger. like yeah hugs are hugs but be ready to be smothered if you're hugged by him. it's like the spoon dynamic where the larger/taller person is big spoon except it's just springtrap hugging you so tight you can't breath for a few seconds just because he's 8ft tall and has the endoskeleton chassis strength thanks to being a possessed suit
#like damn bitch calm down!#no need to hold me so tightly!#actually nvm because it's nice#just ignore my face turning blue#springtrap#fnaf#fnaf fandom#fnaf springtrap#five nights at freddy's#husband material#springtrap and deliah
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i am having one hell of a cycle this month.
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pro tip: if you've just done 11 miles in 45 mins on a stationary bike, maybe wait a little bit before you do 40 squats
#I am *really* hoping a day of rest will calm my left leg muscles down and I won't have pulled like#every muscles in that leg#again š#my calf especially is barking and I'm like damn bitch OK we will chill today I was super busy anyway#so I was alread 50/50 on working out today but goddddd I really overdid it yesterday š#I'm sorry I'm shutting up now I'm just like WIRED today now from all the shit I had to do & convos I had to have#I need like a sedative lmao#erin explains it all
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bruh idk what's up with me lately but the profound embarrassment i feel about having realized i misinterpreted something after saying my thing or wording something weirdly in a way that communicates something different than what i intended is crawling under my skin and i don't like it
#darling says#this ain't about anything specific. a few very very trivial things actually. but the narcissism isn't liking any of it#can't concentrate cus i'm like oh god i made a fool out of myself where a lot of people could see me#like damn bitch ur overthinking!!!!! ur fixating way too much on trivial shit!!!!!!!! calm down
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