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Libby is gonna come back to our dms to about 50+ message and realise that I'm incredibly normal about Izan Guevara
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Pit Bonnie learns being a FNAF parent is hard…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#pit bonnie#fnaf oswald#spring bonnie#into the pit#Pit Bonnie isn’t prepared for all this#he didn’t know being a dad would be this complex#he is just a rabbit…#I genuinely wonder if Oswald’s mom and pit Bonnie had conversations like this#like I know she’s gone most of the time but she still talked to him right#was her husband being silent for a weak just not a concern#maybe she was too busy#or maybe she liked him just listening to her BAHAH#EITHER way pit Bonnie bit off more than he can chew
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Can’t stop think about how Chilchuck’s love language is, like, 100% acts of service that little mother fucker could barely be nice to his friends but was sewing up everyone’s clothes and doing marcille’s hair and letting izutsumi sleep in bed with him and carrying around halfoot marcille to keep her safe he’s such a goober i can’t stand him
#i love him so bad you have no idea#that’s my little guy#that’s my little guy right there#i wanna chew him up like a wad of gum#chilchuck#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#chilchuck dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#i’m bashing my head against my floorboards
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pussy agenda with minho
-contains mature themes
this man has to have his hands on you regardless of where y'all are.
subtle touches turn into full on outrageous groping.
you walk into the kitchen, intrigued by the dish he's busily cooking up for the two of y'all. he glances at you, blinking slowly and then rapidly.
"c'mere" and the tone he uses makes you think he needs your help to cut a few vegetables or stir the boiling hotpot. so you prance to him.
letting out a silent gasp when he sits on his haunches. pressing his lips over your covered crotch. and he stands back up, a satiated smile on his face.
"thank you, baby" and he feeds you a small chunk of stir fried chicken before pretending like nothing happened.
when i tell you he doesn't care if you don't shave, i mean it.
he doesn't care one bit.
"every one has hair down there. its natural, lets all die naturally!" is what he says.
"minho!" you can't help but laugh, smacking him.
"nothing is ever going to stop me from eating this goddamn pussy..." nudging you with his shoulder. his hand creeping over the waistband of your shorts.
"...infact i want to spread you open and fuck my tongue into your tight little cun-"
"we're in public! p-public!"
slapping your hand over his mouth. shutting him up before he can finish his downright filthy comment. he raises an eyebrow, swirling his tongue across your palm while his hand sneaks past your waistband.
you're happy its all under the table but its both nerve wracking. the pads of his fingers rubbing over your already wet cunt and the dirty whispers in your ear.
likes to backhug you randomly. his hands squeezing your ass. you're used to it but for some reason you aren't quite used to the way he trails his fingers up your thigh.
cupping your mound and manhandling you to bend over any surface. its all playful and you giggle until he nudges your panties to the side. sliding a digit against your folds.
"always so eager to have me" chuckling in your ear. his front pressed up into your backside.
"pretty cunt. all mine to touch and play with, am i right, baby?"
it works. turning you on and getting you wet in mere seconds. then he walks off, nonchalantly. sticking his fingers in his mouth and leaving you hanging.
don't worry, he just loves to hear you whine about how much of a dick he is.
give him ten minutes max and he'll eat you out like a man starved.
slurping, licking and sucking with pure need. its the same enthusiam everytime.
eating you out is part of his weekly routine. has to do it more than 2 times in a week or he throws a tantrum.
loves loves LOVES when you're compliant and encourage him to touch you.
like when he's driving. placing his hand on your upper thigh. smirks at the way your thighs part automatically, and he takes the chance to play with your kitty.
"can i kiss you on the lips?" minho whispers, and your heart melts. you smile as you pucker your lips, leaning in to kiss him but you jerk up in shock.
his head already between your legs. pulling your underwear down with his teeth. and before you can even process whats happening, his tongue slips between your folds.
hot breath fanning over your pussy. his nose bumping into your clit while he breathes in a deep breath. eyes fluttering and moaning unbashedly at your scent.
you're not even wet, he just loves how you smell in general.
"god, i love you so much. i love your beautiful, soft, warm cunt"
LOVES LEGIT LOVES when you sit on his face.
ESPECIALLY after he gets back home from dance practice. sweating and out of breath yet so ready to be suffocated by your weight on top of him.
"thats it, kitten. fuck yourself on my tongue. don't stop till i say so."
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in conclusion, he gets pussydrunk so easily but refuses to acknowledge it.
#pussydrunk minho#he loves your pussy#god why is he so hot#I wanna eat him#chew on him like a dog toy#HANDSY MAN MINHO#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids imagines#skz imagines#lee know smut#lee minho smut#lee know imagines#lee know hard thoughts#stray kids hard thoughts#stray kids hard hours#pussy drunk minho#skz drabbles#fluffylino works#minho smut#lee minho imagines#minho pussy#AAAAAAAAAAAA
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You made her cry, time to die.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang yanli#jin zixuan#wei wuxian#This scene actually takes place many months before the previous scene.#Hence the outfits looking different!#Consider this a flashback within a flashback!#Speaking of outfits - no one noticed/commented on it so I'll give my little continuity nod away:#JZX's bandages on his wrist are from the *last* time he insulted Jiang Yanli.#I considered having WWX maul him like a chew toy again but I think this punchline hits funnier. A kickline. if you will.#And speaking of other outfit nods: This is a meta nod towards JYL's first appearance in this series.#Where I accidently made the flower on her dress look like a penis. Hoping no one would notice.#Then months later...just when I thought I was safe...someone pointed it out and I *wailed*. I AM SO SORRY SHIJIE...#I really to love this scene a lot. We have JYL just trying her best + JZX being a dickhead + WWX being full of rage. Mwah. Delicious.#I especially love how the audio drama comments that Jiang Cheng is on his way over. You *know* he's about to start swinging too.
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He doodlin
#fanart#undertale#ink sans#he so fruity#his lil leg swingies#puts him in a jar and shkes it violently#squishes him into a lil sphere and chews like gum#but also tucks him into bed so gentle#thats how im feelin rn#doodles
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I've admired Lorroakan for years-
#I'm chewing on him like a dog toy until the stuffing pops out#baldur's gate 3#rolan#bg3 rolan#baldur's gate 3 spoilers
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Sleepy mornings ft. Branch 🌿
He's calling Poppy (she's literally in the other room, they're so disgustingly in love)
#he's so pretty#im going to chew him like gum#trolls#dreamworks trolls#branch trolls#trolls branch#thatbennybee#trollsbuzz#my trolls art
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Notable of course how in romance scenes Gale only ever seems confident at all when the Weave is involved, and becomes noticeably more insecure and self deprecating whenever something romantic is happening in, sorry I was about to call it "meatspace". The mortal plane or whatever.
#still chewing on him straight up calling you a liar if you tell him hes a good kisser.#boy don't be like that.#bg3 tag
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Most unhinged moment in TWST Wonderland that made you go:
I love this game.
can I just say the entire front half of episode 7 chapter 8, because everything about it was BONKERS in the most absolutely delightful way. genuinely this might have been the funniest single update yet. we got Idia's directorial debut! big stronk Epel! and. just. gestures to the entirety of SavanaRook. (then Vil went into a spiral of murdering people that culminated in punching the manifestation of his own insecurity in the face, and that was good in an entirely different kind of way, but I digress)
if I have to pick one though, I'm gonna go with Idia's video, because 1) adorable, 2) seriously just look at it, and 3) I did legit have to replay that subchapter on account of laughing over most of it the first time. truly Idia is the artistic genius of our generation.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#idia has a bfa now#anyway yeah sorry i haven't been around much but rest assured#episode 7 is still chewing my brain into tiny little pieces#i think chapter 5 is still my favorite part (meleanor...) but 8 was a VERY close second#a perfect encapsulation of twst being totally unhinged bananas comedy right up until it suddenly isn't and it's like OH#and i am SO excited for where it looks like it's going!!!!!#you know on top of that we're assembling the perfect youtube channel#idia will produce and lilia and epel will present with their enormous muscly vtubersonas#(lilia convincing epel to vtube with him also works as an answer to this question tbh)
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HYUNJIN | WKOREA BEHIND THE SCENES
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#gifs#god i feel like a cow while i watch him cause i just get the urge to chew him in my mouth like he’s grass#also im like a boomerang the way he keeps putting me through it but i still come back
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Michael Afton has bad eating habits in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#These are canon foods Michael likes btw#EXPECT for disappointment but doesn’t it just makes sense he’d like that#We’ve seen him eat exclusively junk food#in the survival logbook Michael mentions you get free pizza working at Freddy’s#and also that he chews bubblegum every shift#Vanessa isn’t impressed AT ALL by Michael’s diet 💀#it’s actually impressive he has the energy to do five nights at Freddy’s
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blatant and completely shameless fan service for ME but you guys can look at him too if you want
#doodles#tf2#tf2 engineer#dell conagher#hes like a stress ball to me#im chewing on him#im crushing him to death with my bare hands also#i need to drop him into a vat of acid i think#i need to eat him alive
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Mobei-Jun getting abandoned in the human realm by his favourite uncle and being left alone and terrified?? baby???? gonna lie awake thinking about him and Shang Qinghua meeting as children
#svsss#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moshang#sqh#mbj#that is a DELIGHTFUL twist on their canon dynamic#where sqh is justifiably scared of mbj because he's a powerful demon who could squish him like a bug#instead here we have lil mbj who's terrified of all these humans and is alone and helpless and in danger#like he was left there to die! and his father just happened to notice he was missing after ten days!#like fortunately he wasn't hurt just dirty and scared but no wonder this guy has trust issues!#any fic recs about young mbj in the human realm - or de-age fics with him being scared around humans - i would deeply appreciate#because i want to chew on this entire concept a bit#(i'm never gonna finish this book i swear every three pages i have to stop and digest a random bit of trivia mxtx throws out and then!#doesn't! fucking! expand on!!! you can't just drop this on me and expect me to be okay with it i need to lie here and think about this!)#my art
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BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALINNNNNNNNNNN!!!
#FALIN FALIN FALIN#FALIN TOUDEN FALIN TOUDEN#FALIN TOUDEN#oh falin touden#falin touden#wow#soo cool girl#love the blood where'd u get it :3?#bonus the two bath scence screenshots i got#just for YOU farcillers#ignore the laios#oh but the one where shes all bundled up awh awh#and whnn and when she whsiper senshis name :((((((((#abububbububbbububububububuuuu#OH BUT THE ANIMAITON WHEN SHE WAS RESSERUCTED???????#THE WAY HER BODY CAME BACK TOGETHER???#SO FUCKING COOL MAN OH MY GOD#WOW SHES SO COOL#i need to chew on her but far differently from the way i wanna chew on laios#but like the same amount of urge to chew on him too#gotta chew on these toudens#when the when the FUCK#edit um#forgot main tags#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon spoilers#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#dunmeshi spoilers
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Journal 3’s references to Stan
Post-Weirdmageddon
“I bristled at the idea of sharing my accomplishments with anyone. I shunned my brother for one dumb mistake, and I shunned Fiddleford for having the nerve to try to stop me from dooming the world.”
“I just couldn’t get over the idea of myself as the lone hero.. and it was Stanley who paid the price.”
“Trust shouldn’t be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned. There is strength in having the humility to work with and sacrifice for others- a strength I now realize was in my brother all along.”
"Stanley Pines was the man who saved the world, not me. I spent so long thinking he was a selfish jerk, and he turned out to be the most selfless man I've ever met in any dimension. If I'm totally honest, I must admit that he's a hero and I'm... a hero's brother. And I'm okay with that.
Thank goodness he is recovering his wonderfully twisted mind. And I vow to spend the rest of my days making things right between us... If only he gives me a chance."
“When Stanley and I were kids, we would often read tales of the Sibling Brothers- about two boys who dedicated their lives to exploring mysteries together. With a new anomaly to investigate, I’ve been thinking about those tales more and more lately.”
"Dipper is no longer my apprentice, and Fiddleford has a genuine career as an inventor ahead of him- so I think it's time for the Pines Twins to join forces again. At least, I hope so. I haven't discussed my idea with Stan yet. But if I know my brother, he will jump at the chance to find "money and babes.""
"The path before us is clear. And it looks like this:"
“I had suggested to Dipper that because of all the misfortune caused by them, we burn [the Journals] in the last campfire of the summer. Mabel, Soos & Stan all seemed very excited by this notion.”
“You hold a record of one man’s folly and the kindness of a family that saved him from himself. It’s never too late to learn that growing old doesn’t have to mean growing up.”
Other sections: Pre-Portal, Post-Portal, Lost Journal pages + Ford's letters
#ford: these journals are haunting me like a curse!#bill about to hit him with a book that actually haunts him in a few weeks:#stan and bill both having 'growing up is optional' lines im chewing on the dry wall#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#stanford pines#journal 3#stan twins
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