#like calling people 'meanies'

[pepperstreak]

I bullied him too hard and now he won't give me my refs >:[

[junebugdunes]

woah

[gutz-radio]

the more izzy antis say izzy hands isn't some sweet babygirl or whatever the more i'm gonna treat him like one yeah so what if he's mean. he's my sweet innocent babygirl it's just him being quirky and funny. grow up.

[samble-movedd]

i know nobody cares about this but me, but the way people still in 2024 think homura is some Obsessive Evil Psycho Abuser™ who wanted everyone but madoka to die horribly drives me up a wall. like, did we watch the same anime/movie(s)? are you just so blinded by hatred of homura that you flat out ignore canon entirely? what is it.

[redhotarsenic]

Man imagine whining because I called you a moron when you’re in fact being a moron

[fionnalovesanimeboysandholo]

I was wondering when will Sensei finally spends all his pills XD

Like bro he ate a lot ! Every single episode and he just finished the tiny jar they were in just NOW ?!

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

It's always the mfers who know and understand the least about cults and religious indoctrination that vehemently defend those same cults and brush anything ex cult members have to say to the side.

[syrinq]

thinking about the stupidity and hypocrisy of double standards

something something not expected to cheat and "whore out" when straight or gay but somehow you will be definitely unfaithful if bi because you have "twice the pool" ???

something something no one bats an eye (as much) anymore about bdsm and the "first level of kink", but the moment someone mentions a foot kink everyone needs to cover up their walkers puritan-style at the supermarket and remember to not buy wonderbread either ???

something something cutting out toxic and abusive cunts in your life is acceptable as long as it isn't your "family" or "parents" because "they raised you" and "brought you into this world" and "you only have one of those" ???

something something it's acceptable if it's the norm but if it's the very same thing but obscure or unheard of then it's 100 sins committed by satan and you should go to hell

something something bitches never heard of "live and let live brah" (falls over and peaces out)

[jrueships]

isaiah hehe

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE TALKING ABOUT THOMAS

[piercedthrutheheart]

just unfollowed someone bc I genuinely cannot keep watching people equate this to some sort of 'celebrity gotcha' or morality race

[fagdykefrank]

Honestly i feel like pronouns are like the least important step in being trans affirming

[avatar-state-kate]

This used to be the feminist website and now every third post is, a man was nice to me once so misogyny isn’t real and it’s really harmful actually that you’re mean to men :(

[acornered]

okay im regretting how snarkily i was in the last ask - its 6am and your comment was the first thing i saw in the morning, my apologies. i understand why you are mad - as a fellow dyke "someone talking about female character and post gets derailed to be about men" is also one of my least favourite trends on this website. however i posted that quiz almost a year ago to my sideblog with literally 6 followers because i had made it for me and my friends (the hannibal thing was a reference to a conversation we had had, and was largely tongue in cheek) and i did not expect anyone else to do it, and no one else HAD done it for literally months. like this quiz had barely any takers until yesterday when all of a sudden there are a bunch of ppl doing it, which i had not been prepared for and wasnt really what it was for. still i am genuinely sorry if my quiz result actually upset you (and for my previous ask).

My friend it is all good, your previous ask wasn't even rude or at least I didn't take it that way. I was literally just butthurt for getting the only non wlw option but I too have non-wlw pairings that I'm like "they are dykes to me ok" so I get it. I don't remember my exact tags but I have no genuine hate in my heart for you and if I came off that way that's on me. Anyway it's not that serious, yer a toxic yuri enjoyer too so we are on the same side. And the actual questions you made were harrowing and excellent. Anyone genuinely harassing you is a lice-ridden menace ok. Peace and Love.

[canon-asexual-poll]

@.anon Hey, I explicitly banned submissions from that one hell show for a reason. This isn’t a headcanon submission blog anyways. Shoo.

Edit: I'm just gonna turn off the askbox now. If there's another round it can come back on.

[mayfriend]

And yeah no matter how a slur is reclaimed if you use it as an insult it is still functioning as one. no amount of me being in cripple punk culture or calling myself a bitch lightheartedly means I I think you should call me a “cripple bitch” if you replying to these asks saying I should shut up

again, i have no IDEA what you're talking about? i haven't used any ableist slurs or language towards gaia thomas, or anybody else to my knowledge?? i'm not sure what you're trying to infer here, but i have never, ever used language like 'cripple' and i never will.

bitch, though, yeah. i called her a bitch. i'll call her a bitch again. and i'm absolutely not using it in a reclaiming way, that's pretty much the only thing you and i appear to be on the same page about. i am not calling her a bitch like i might myself or a friend, i am calling her a bitch in the sense of her actions are monstrous. because she raised and then stole money from desperate people who are trying to evacuate from an active genocide. a civilian population who are starving, who are dying of malnutrition and dehydration and disease when they're not being bombed and shot by people that refer to them as 'human animals'.

i'm not trying to be nice. i think gaia thomas is going to hell. i do not understand why you are focusing on my use of the word 'bitch' instead of what she has done. hope this helps

[lxnarphase]

As a society we need to appreciate Suguru fingerfucking fem!reader as if it was nothing but an everyday task.

yes i have an indifference kink.

━━ ❝ INCOMING CALL : S. GOJO!!! ❞

☾₊‧⁺...synopsis : suguru isn't going to let a phone call interrupt his wrist work out, especially when he realizes who's calling

☾₊‧⁺...cw : suguru geto x fem!reader ft. satoru gojo, smut, fingerfucking, pre-established relationship, exhibitionism, voyeurism, dirty talk, begging, suguru and satoru being perverts, suguru is a bad influence

☾₊‧⁺...a/n : mmm iM A FREAK !!! sorry i couldnt help but throw gojo in there too for a lil extraness so i hope u like it, suguru is just a big meanie but i love it

"oh, satoru's calling."

beep.

"hey, satoru, what's up?"

he was annoying. so, so, SO annoying.

only suguru would have the fucking nerve to whine and beg for you to leave the comfort of your soft sheets on the bed on your rest day to sit on the couch next to him while he watches some game show.

only suguru would pat your thighs, muttering a little 'open up, baby' without taking his eyes off the screen, acting as if he's more into it than you.

only suguru would smirk as he slips his fingers inside your soft pussy, humming as he slowly feels you begin to soak his fingers, teasing you on how quickly you get wet for him.

and only suguru would answer his fucking phone to gojo satoru of all people while he plays with your pussy.

"ehhh? you want to come over? but you were just here this morning," suguru hums into the phone, acting as if his fingers aren't swirling circles into your clit. it's so unfair, he's so good with his hands that you aren't sure how you're gonna be able to stay quiet. satoru never knew when to shut up, especially on the phone.

"aww, but i didn't get to see pipsqueak today!"

that makes you huff, annoyance crossing your features. you were not that small! satoru and suguru were just! abnormally tall!

before you can even mutter a snide comment, suguru slips his fingers back into you, smirking when you gasp so sweetly. your gushing all over his slender fingers and he's relishing the tight heat that envelops him.

"aww, satoru," suguru fucking purrs into the phone, not missing the way satoru's teasing comments pause for a moment nor the way you shook him a look. you know that tone, you know it better than anyone.

suguru is up to no fucking good.

"you're right, you did miss her. poor thing was so tired from last night, she needed to sleep in." suguru's focus is back on the TV, voice mischievous as he picks up pace with his finger, wanting to see if he could get you to crack.

"s-sugu," you whimper, a hand coming to cover your mouth. you didn't want to get too loud, the embarrassment of satoru possibly hearing you sounding worse than death. suguru nearly groaned into the phone, feeling how you squeezed on him.

"awww, baby, thinkin' about satoru hearing you is getting you this wet? hm?"

suguru's grip on your thigh to keep you spread for him is firm, his fingers digging into your soft skin as he holds you in place. it's so unfair how he continues to multitask so effortlessly, his phone in his other hand away from his face so he can say such filthy things to you.

it's unfair because it's just making you wetter.

"it's so cute how you get so wet for me, soaking my hand just from two fingers...now shh, baby, i gotta talk to satoru," he coos at you, leaning over to press a sweet kiss to your cheek, like he's not fucking your cunt open with those slender digits of his.

without hesitation, he maneuvers his fingers deeper into the plush, wet heat of your pussy, curling them in a way that made your body arch instinctively as he brings his phone back to his ear, talking to satoru like nothing is happening.

while satoru continues to talk suguru's ear off, you are struggling so bad. it's hard to stay quiet with the way he's touching you. you don't get it, why is he still on the phone? each stroke of his stupid fingers keeps you wound up, unable to think properly, which lets to a sweet whimper leaving you before you can stop it.

"shhh, keep it down, baby," suguru whispers, leaning closer to you, his breath hot against your cheek. "we don't want satoru to hear what a naughty little slut you're being for me, would we?" he's so cruel, his words only making you shiver at the thrill of the situation. feeling you clench on his fingers, he hums curouisly. "oh..? maybe you do. you wanna have satoru hear you get your pussy played with?"

you shake your head, not wanting to deal with the endless teasing from suguru and satoru from being in this situation. but while you was keeping your mouth shut, your pussy betrays you. you're so wet, the sounds of your cunt gushing and sloshing around his fingers start to get picked up by the phone, and satoru noticed.

he could fucking hear the wet slick noises of suguru's fingers messing up your soft slit, and the sound stuns him into silence. he glups, something suguru hears and can't help but smirk about.

he's got the both of you exactly where he wants you.

after a few moments of silence, satoru clears his throat.

"i-is, uh...is she there?"

he's...he's curious, so curious to see if suguru will keep playing this game, keep pretending like he's not fucking you open with his fingers so good that he can hear it through the phone. shit, he's getting so hard from this, he feels like a fucking perv.

suguru's eyes flash with something dangerous at satoru's shaky words, his smirk turning almost evil. you want to glare at him, do something for putting you in such an embarrassing situation, but you just can't. not with how good he's making you feel and how the thought of satoru hearing you makes your walls clamp on his fingers.

suguru maintains his composure, fingers never faltering their movements in and out of your dripping cunt. "mm, i dunno, satoru, what do you think," he asks coolly, his voice a seductive blend of mockery and affection.

"suguruuu, h-he's gonna hear me," you whimper as your arm reaches out to grip his wrist, trying to stop his fingers from moving anymore. it was so messy sounding, your face was on fire. god, why did you have to get so wet from suguru being so mean?!

your breaths come in ragged gasps, hips moving instinctively against suguru's hand, unconsciously seeking more. you just can't help it, he's playing with your pussy so good, it's making your brain mushy.

the squelching sound of your slick wetness is unmistakable to satoru. on the other side of the phone, he's got his phone squished against his ear as much as possible, desperate to hear all of your noises. he's...he's hard, but he can't touch, not yet, he doesn't want any distractions from this.

"fuck, i-i can hear her, suguru...i-is she really wet?"

"mhm. she's dripping, 'toru, all over the couch."

without missing a beat, suguru moves the phone closer to you, continuing work his fingers inside your dripping slit. if you say anything, he'd just smirk at you and say he's just repositioning so his hand doesn't hurt.

but you know he's moving it closer to give satoru a better chance of hearing all your noises. and it just makes you squeeze on his fingers, your juices dripping down his wrist.

"here, angel. talk to satoru for me, yeah?"

...oh, what the hell?

your brain is already fucking melting out of your ears, you don't even think about what would happen if you take the phone. your hand trembles as you take the phone, the other hand clutching at the couch cushions for support.

the moment you bring the phone to you, you can hear satoru's excited breathing, the anticipation practically radiating through the speaker.

"h-hi, satoru..." you manage to greet him, voice breaking as suguru finds another sensitive spot within you, his free hand now pressing down on your tummy as he really starts to fuck you with his fingers.

"h-hey, sweet thing," satoru tries to purr, but it just comes out like a desperate sigh, a mix of curiosity and arousal clear in his tone. "you...you sound so pretty..."

suguru doesn't relent for a moment, his pretty fingers plunging and twisting inside you. sure, he wants you to be able to talk to satoru, but that doesn't mean you have to be incoherent. no, he wants you to be unable to hold back those moans from him.

who cares if his best friend is on the other line?

"c'mon, princess, tell him how you're feelin'," suguru whispers into your ear, his breath hot against your skin. "let him know how good 'm makin' your pretty pussy feel right now."

his voice sounds so good in your ear, your grip on the phone tightening as you try to hold onto the last shred of your composure.

"s-sugu, don't talk t' me like that, fuck, 's so embarrassing..."

he knows you don't mean it, not when he feels your gummy walls clench on him like that. you like it, you like when he's mean, when he makes you talk to him and tell him how good he's making you feel. but it feels even better because you know satoru is gonna hear how good suguru, his best friend, makes you feel with just his fingers.

the sensation of suguru's fingers, slick and sticky with your arousal, moving relentlessly inside your soft pussy and pressing against that fucking spot that makes you gush all over his hands, is making having any coherent thought nearly impossible.

"s-suguruuu, i-i can't, 'm gonna—!"

on the other end, satoru bites his lip to muffle his groan, the mental image of the scene flashing in his mind. his mind is going blank as the wet sounds of his best friend's fingers and your labored breaths and broken little moans fills his ears.

but then, they stop.

you let out the prettiest little moan and satoru feel his cock throb in his sweats, the feeling of precum leaking out making him shiver.

god, he wants to hear you like that all the time...

"s-suguru, why'd you—?"

"are you coming over or not, satoru? wouldn't you rather see her than hear her? if you come over, i'll teach you how t' make her squirt."

that seems to be all it takes to get him to keen, a high pitched and pathetic whimper coming from satoru's end of the call. who knew suguru could get the strongest to make such a sound just from a simple set of words?

"i'm on my way right now, please, don't let her cum without me there."

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