#like bruh it is a goddamn MUSICAL

[phoebe-delia]

people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect

[sunshinequeer]

I went to a small used book place in a college town for the first time since high school and they sure feel different when you yourself are no longer a pretentious asshole let me tell you, I'll stick to my local library tysm

[romsabombs]

malevolent part 46 the unclean live listen notes

SPOILERS BELOW

faroe jumpscare

is she haunting him lol

i cant believe he slept

"its probably an animal" u guys keep forgetting what podcast you're in

"you were sleeping?" "NO👹" defensive for no reason

stop hiding things from eachother challenge impossible

"it was just Things" 😐

what is blud yapping about😭🙏

LILY MENTIONED‼️

yeah yeah we know john we were all there🙄

cheesy ass episode where are the horrors

TRAIN STORY CALLBACK :33333

u dont have to remind me this story is bouncing around in my brain at all times

ooohh okayyyy music

arthur is not registering any of this let the man sleep💀

john praising lily for just doing her job is so funny to me

omgg :3 faroe is hanging out

no its not malam his ass doesnt sound like that

is he not even considering that it could be faroe usually he jumps at any chance to mention her

its disney pixar movie brave

shes guiding him?? showing him the way??

do u think they're fae

oh hes being compelled

"we shouldnt just sit here" ya thatd be a boring episode

hes fighting it

they're fae i faer

maybe just go the opposite direction

"what We're seeing" ok arthur

oh ermm😕😕

ANOTHER CULT??? COME ON😐😐

omg crying obsidian literally minecraft

oh dear a child. oh nvm He

its that dead child in the river isnt it

HAHA HE ROBBED THEM

arthur what happened to your decluttering mindset

HAHA YORRICK💀💀💀 they kidnapped his ass

oh his ass gonna is snitch on us

👹fuck mother darkness👹

"as unfortunate as that is" 💀

what makes u think he didnt lie to you about being the last of his kind

"we wouldn't be walking into a trap BLINDLY" "we'd be walking in with MY EYES wide open"

yorrick if you dont rat us out we'll buy you a lego set😇😇 or a chew toy

bro just dont follow him hes obviously just using the bag to bait you

ok dont get the bag guys r u dumb

STUPID!! DONT!!!! ☠️😠 guys i cant keep defending you

they will not ignore the lights bruh🙏

god we're only 19 minutes in

they're gonna die from this bruh

goddamn it john😭

oh no💀💀💀 man come on

they're cooked🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

wait is it actually okay i cant tell anymore

oh😕😕😕 BLERGH☹️☹️

naur the hunt got to him🙏

idk wtf is going on anymore bruh

okay ya its still a trap

dont drink that fucking water bruh i bet his corpse was in there

ofcourse it looks inviting bruh💀💀

they're what

💀💀 HAHA HE LEFT dumbasses

funny as hell now what

DONT DRINK IT HAHA ARE U CRAZY

it looks inviting again huh😐😐

NOOOOO💀💀 jarthur needs a babysitter bruh

"it leads men astray" only men huh😐 god forbid women have hobbies

HEART OF THE FOREST MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️‼️

they're trying so hard to be otgw

IN THE DREAMLANDS?

YEAHHHHH

omg i knew it'd come back

no guys maybe it's the same forest remember when u gave it your finger n u actually didnt need to and u said Lets hope they'll pay us back

FAE FAE FAE THEYRE FAE💥💥

mushroom smell is a core memory for him💀💀

HAHA WTF sillyness

william mentioned

what is his ass yapping about 😭

is this still a trap wtf r these mushrooms doing to him💀

hes dancing???? naur what the hell

hes cooked the fae got to him💀🙏

music is distorting ermmm😕

blud snorted too many mushrooms

WHAT?????? not the traumadumping

madness madness madness

man what the hell

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

man i thought he had a relatively good relationship with his dad😕

YOU DID WHAT😨😨

WHAAAT WHAT THE FUCK MAN

did the dancing exhaust him

😕 man what the hell was that

what the hell wait what now

its the king isn't it

this eppy is crazy man ill kms

the fae got to him‼️🗣️🗣️

EVERYONE SPEAKS IN YOUR VOICE BRUH THERE IS ONE VOICE

what is going on bru

WHO?? 🗣️ horick???

was the shrine for him then

bro is bargaining💀

wuh oh😕

WHAT😨😨😨

YOUNGER????? not again arthur💀

once a child murderer always a child murderer

is arthur pulling this guy's chain bru

nah he was definitely lying right😕

fym "what are you doing" what are YOU doing

he what. he slept?? i think arthur was just pulled away from him so he was like. unconscious?? maybe

they just keep making secret deals with evil gods🙄

oh man hes so ashamed

john trying to have a moment with him and getting shot down again

so whats the plan here are you just gonna go back to killing children

"us" hmmmmmm

hes definitely not gonna tell john abt the deal

oh he did. but not about the child part

YEA THE CORPSES RIGHT

yess i was right💥💥💥💥

yeesh😕

i like how in audio dramas the throwing up sound is always just some tin foil getting squeezed

what an episode. i have to pee so bad

MMMM REALLY not liking the theme im seeing in this season (children)

[smithereeeen]

WELL. I’ve SURVIVED the first episode of the new season (wanna see my honest reaction?):

1. The Sauron in his bad bitch era you expect to see (or at least some of the visuals or vibes lmao)

VS ✨reality✨

Bruh….

2. Then my man (A LITERAL GODDAMN MAIA) gets stubbed to death by a bunch of orcs 💀 like are you even serious? Also what kind of Jon Snow shit is that

3. Yeah I think that’s not exactly how Tolkien pictured Maiar getting their corporations. Eating rats and centipedes and people. And don’t tell me that’s because he’s corrupted, that’s some bullshit, he’s still a Maia 👹

4. Last but not least bro I’m so tired of seeing elves wearing haircuts like they came straight out of barbershop (hi Elrond) and those BUZZ CUTS. WHy I’m asking you, WHY. Elves value their hair like a treasure. These dudes have buzz cuts. Why not make them bald then?

The same goes with wrinkled, chubby, bearded, etc. elves. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people, can’t you just cast a couple of models for the background actors at least. I wanna see a fairytale not some random people dressed in pastel colored silk dresses.

On the good side, I liked the VFX, the scenery looks good, but ones again, music composer’s impotence kills all the vibe. Please shut all of this down asap 🙏🏻

P. S. Actually I really enjoyed seeing Sam Hazeldine as Adar. But still Joseph Mawle was fucking killing it. The only two decent-looking elves on this show lmao

[hismercytomyjustice]

Goddamn (lol) the new album for Epic hits different. Seeing bruh go from granting the cyclops mercy to straight up willful mass murder without blinking… DAMN.

Like, I know the story. But they do such a good job really making you feel for Odysseus and his crew throughout. Seeing him be forced into ruthlessness to keep his head above water with the gods is so fucking sad.

He was such an empathetic guy before. And now he’s very much of the “the ends justify the means” persuasion and my heart aches for him. And seeing his men try to do the same, but at the same time mourning who he used to be??? And being shocked at who he’s become???

UGH. So FUCKING GOOD!!!!! (˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥⋆)

And the music is top notch as always too!!! No Longer You is still my fave of all time, but can’t wait to listen to these until my ears bleed too!

Also, damn if they’re not speedrunning how many gods they can make deadly enemies of too lol. Just sit in your boat and don’t touch anything.

No, boat still got you into trouble. Hmm… Just go back and hang out with Circe. Seems like your best bet, lol.

[second-wife-playbook]

Hunger Games Simulator! Second Wife Playbook Edition:

(this seemed fun so here's a progression of how this silly simulator went some some of the pals I've RPed with, and a few I haven't, just to fill in spots :D Enjoy, and let's see if Coronis makes it to the end!)

The Districts:

The Bloodbath:

(Oh no Blitz!!! Well, Stolas, looks like you're gonna be single this round, sorry D: Also Stella coming in for the FENCING MASTER with a sword and sweet Zal punching Octavia is too much JESUS)

(Stolas you bastard! Losing Blitz really turned him! Also GOOD LORD CASS I thought your specialty was TEA not EXPLOSIVES)

End of Day One:

(....well. Good luck Babybird O_O)

Night One:

(WELL THERE GOES THE HEIR TO THE THRONE AND THE MARQUISDOM GODDAMN. Stella you burned your ice-queen bro alive HOW IS THAT AN ACCIDENT. Also Stolas and Cori?!?! Striker, wake up, he's stealing yo girl!)

Day Two:

(Again, Cassandra and Striker seem to have switched, that goat is OFF THE CHAIN. Coronis running to higher ground? Trying to get away? ALSO STELLA WHAT THE HELL YOU MURDERER YOU KILLED ZAL AND YOUR BROTHER???? IS THIS A GOETIA PURGE?)

End of Day Two:

(Slim pickings but Cori is still alive!....And so is Moxxie and Millie aww, couples survivin)

Night Two:

(Moxxie???? Moxxie YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN MOXXIE. Also FINALLY Striker getting in the royal assassination! Sorry Beelzy you didn't deserve it (probably). Stella not killing her husband?????? What?????)

Day Three:

(WELL THERE GOES THE WIFE GOOD GOING MOXXIE. Also did Cori learn to steal from Stolas??? ALSO NOOOOO STRIKKKKERRRRRR!!!!! And then Stolas too?!? This is getting intense!)

End of Day Three:

(So far Stella and Cassandra are the most RUTHLESS BITCHES EVER on this. Coronis still survives though! And no kills, just staying alive. I am sad the Bros Stalker and Striker are dead, fare thee well my cowboys ;_;)

Night Three:

(The theater kids with musical numbers are SINGING! That's oddly cute. Poor Cori though, just singing softly to herself :'( )

Day Four: The Feast

(I think maybe their are no supplies and memoirs for Coronis, because her parents don't like her. Also Ozzie running from this brutal Goat-Girl is amazing given Cass is getting so brutal this round. Poor Beelzabub didn't get to the Feast though awww)

(OH CRAP THERE GOES CASS! I guess all the killing didn't save her big ol' goat feet from making the wrong step. Also Coronis and her sister teaming up a little??? This can't possibly go wrong-)

End of Day Four:

(Only Cassandra died but GOD what a player! Five kills and taken out by a landmine. Sorry about your luck. But Cori still holding out!!!! Let's see how long that lasts-)

Night Four

(......well that didn't take long. So long Cori. You were sadly no match for the wily possum.)

Day Five:

(Disturbingly normal, though I see the Lust Pals are teaming up. Stella has got PLANS for that makeshift slingshot and all of them involve murder, just you wait!)

End of Day Five

(We lost Coronis ya'll ;-; But she's down in Hell with Striker now, so it's all good.)

Night Five:

( YOU SPARED STELLA????? BRUH SHE KILLED LIKE FIVE OR SIX PEOPLE!!!)

Day Six:

(This is getting tense.....)

Night Six:

(WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS TELL YOUR DRINKS APART?????? Also you four are seriously messed up telling ghost stories with Stella, she's gonna MAKE YOU a ghost)

Day Seven:

(OH NO STELLA OH NO. OH AND POOR BABY BOY DAMIAN!!! He's with his big sister now-)

End of Day Seven:

(err....there's only four left. this is about to pick up rapidly)

Night Seven:

(Oh Moxxie baby I hope that doesn't come to haunt you. Also Verosika SLIT HER THROAT she's just going to kill you later-)

Day Eight:

(eerrrr.....guys? what are you talking about????)

Night Eight:

(OH MY GOD ONLY THE GIRLS ARE LEFT THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIGHTINGGGGG)

Day Nine:

(Stella honing those killer instincts. She's had enough of high-society life and now she's a rutheless killer.)

End of Day Nine:

(It's coming down to the wire. These feisty ladies are bound to end one way or another!)

Night Nine:

(OH MY GOD THERE GOES VEROSIKA. Yui learned a thing or two from the wife. It's now Bird vs Fox! Who's it gonna be!??!)

Day Ten:

(.....what?)

(WHAT?)

(THIS IS THE TWISTED ENDING STELLA WINS??????????)

(Well that was interesting! It made sense Coronis never killed anyone but MY GOD Stella was the unexpected victor in my opinion! Among killing her brother and countless others though????? Not bad!)

(Thanks for reading this! Hope you enjoyed it!

@a-hell-of-a-time

@viagoetia

@helluvaoutlaw

@always-sleeping-in-his-grave

@moxxietude

@crystal-infusions

@keeperofquestions

@damian-morningstar

@holyfurnace

[wr3nns]

So my roommate and I are quarantined together because we both got COVID together, and I convinced them to listen to the entirety of Epic: the Musical (which, if you didn't know, is a musical retelling of the Odyssey and is full of absolutely GORGEOUS music made by extremely skilled peoples, but it is a retelling of the Odyssey so it gets dark and sad sometimes). They then did so in one sitting, and I wrote down their comments for the entire time because we were stuck together and they had a lot to say. (Don't worry, they gave permission for me to post this to "the forums" because the people would like it, even though I didn't ask to. Great fun, this roommate.)

(I think it's worth noting that I've gotten into the habit of saying "like the musical?" whenever they say "epic", which is quite frequently. We happen to be the pinnacle of humor.)

If you still haven't listened to Epic, go do that and then come back here (it's only a little under 2 hours as of writing this!). The following contains spoilers up through the Wisdom Saga and Hold Them Down (which has not been released yet but there are clips, and I hope that's the actual title but I don't know).

Final warning! Go listen to it if you haven't! You can find it on YouTube and Spotify, probably other places as well but those are the ones I know of.

Heads up for strong language. My roommate swears.

"Full speed ahead = this guy loves his wife"

"Fire but no smoke???? Guys do NOT go to that island"

"Bro do not go to the cave. Bro, they're going to the cave, fucking idiots."

"Bruhhhh… all his men are getting hit by the club! Dumbass. That's why you don't go into the fucking cave."

"Broooo… these guys are DEFINITELY gonna open the bag! I mean cuz there are like four other parts… so there's no way they make it home."

"Bruh… fucking idiots… opening the bag!"

"Yoooo, Poseidon just showed up!"

"Wouldn't you like is FIREEEE"

"Brooo… this guy's gonna cheat on his wife with a nymph."

"Bro this guy's cheatin' on his wife! This guy's cheatin' on his wife! Guys! This guy's cheatin' on his wife!"

"Mmmm… is he gonna cheat on his wife? I feel like it's implied that he's gonna cheat on his wife. Because that's what happened in the book, he had sex with everybody. Then he got home and got mad at his wife. But HE'S the slut!"

"Oh he's not cheating on his wife."

"Bruh… he lowkey wants to cheat on his wife. He kinda wants to cheat on his wife! Okay, whatever."

"Oh, well the prophet is dead. Oh shit they gotta go to the underworld!"

"Uh oh it's the underworld time! Wait I'm almost at the Monster Energy song."

"Oh shit 558 men died because of this guy? Oh it's all his dead men being like, what the hell."

"BRUHHH HIS MOM DIED??? Goddamn. Bruh his mom died while he was gone, that's so sad!"

"Come on… come on… monster! Yes!"

"Whatever. No longer you is taking 3 million years to end, hurry up!"

They made this instead of listening to the song and had to go back to actually hear it:

"Well now he's gonna be evil for real because everyone's telling him ruthlessness is mercy. And he's like, well if everyone's telling me to do it."

"Ooh thunder saga, I bet it's Zeus. Epic Zeus moment!"

"Wait he has a daughter? I thought he had a son. Oh I bet it's an evil siren thing."

"Bro he's getting tricked, his ass is getting tricked!"

"This guy's… this guy's crazy. This guy's getting tricked! It's not Penelope!"

"Oh he knew that, he knew it. Whatever. Whatever. Okay. It's so fucking emo."

"Haha he doesn't have a daughter. I remembered."

"Bruh, everyone's mad at him for missing his wife. You'd let your men die to see your wife? Um, why don't you just survive? Skill issue."

"Oh my god fucking dumbass killed the cow. Idiot idiot idiot. Apollo's gonna get your fucking ass. Dude! These guys keep killing cattle that don't belong to them."

"Ooh this is awesome. Odysseus has to choose between his own life and his men. I feel like he's gonna choose his own life. Because they all suck and they're fucking stupid."

"Oooh, who is he gonna choose, I feel like he's gonna choose himself! Because his crew is all fucking stupid!"

"(gasp) he picked himself! Because he loves his wife so much!"

"(gasp)"

"Oh it's his son or whatever."

"Everyone wants to fuck his mom!"

"Don't call her a tramp."

"Awesome Athena moment."

"No, Athena! Don't blame yourself for Odysseus being a piece of shit. He kinda did that to himself."

"Is it mean to think his son is kind of annoying?"

"I just like Athena when she's being kind of mean. Like I don't care that she's being nice right now."

"Bruh! Oh my god he just keeps getting trapped. Stupid."

"Everyone wants Odysseus. I feel like it would be more interesting if he cheated on his wife."

"I guess it would be too much like Hamilton if he cheated on his wife."

"Bro he's gonna kill himself!"

"That's so annoying. If he's just gonna kill himself after killing all his men… I don't know…"

"Oh Aphrodite's voice is so epic."

"Oh they just made him not cheat on his wife so that Hera would like him!"

"That was fire! That was pretty epic!"

Bonus, re: Telemachus Me: "Be nice to him!" Them: "I'll probably like him more after they try to kill him. You can write that one down too."

[dgalerab]

Mic with apd is so fucking valid bruh he just hears Noise. All day every day. Noise. Music, words, kids, different languages. It's all noise for a few minutes okay give him a minute. He absolutely had a speed quirk kid early in his teaching career who was the bane of his fucking existence, he was great at English but he talked so goddamn fast. He actually had to get his hubbies in there once or twice to translate.

omg i never even sawwww this message i must have opened it and just not absorbed a single word lollll

anyway something about being the voice hero and spending your whole day speaking and entertaining and informing and then hearing every little noise but the words themselves going over your head gives me such big feelings

also mic finding teaching english relaxing bc the kids are sounding out the words phonetically and reading texts he knows so he can listen to each little syllable and be able to communicate with them even when listening to someone talk would be a Nightmare.

(also he seems like the sort of teacher who would be like haha i can't understand youuuuu when the kids try to switch to japanese and then he's just sweating profusely trying to hide that no for real. he doesn't. and he only understands their english bc they have to go one word at a time enunciating very strongly)

of course then he gets home and shirakumo is talking at him excitedly and he's just like :))) yes :))) i know what you're saying :))) (lying)

[emlovesstates]

I need ideas for the grumpy old man chat here's what's going on in the beginning. Here is a little preview of everything that's going to be happening in this.

Mass: really grumpy old man chat

PA: which one of those young dumbasses made this

NY: wasn't Nevada

NJ: shut up we don't care about you and Georgia's young little boy toy

NY:heart ❤️ been broke 💔 so 😔 many 😩 times 🕕 i-i-i 🤬 dunno 😖 what 😐 to ✌️ believe 😥

South : are you sure he's not using you guys as sugar daddy's?

Rhode : lol

Jersey : nah Nevada, too much of a Simp for New York

Con: takes one to know one

Jersey: Excuse me,brah

Con: your excused

Con: and I'm not your Bruh

Virginia : not even five minutes and you are already fighting

North : no they're not fighting. They're just insulting each other instantly.

New Hampshire : nothing new

Mary:ah shit here we go again 🚶🏼

Del: so I just walked in the western living room and they were all just sitting there texting like what the fuck

Georgia: kids these days

Virginia : do you feel done with these younger states?

Con: yes

Ny: do you ever get tired of your goddamn kids doing illegal shit and teleporting when they're drunk?

VA: take away that boys alcohol that apartment that you let him

NY: Ginny all the booze gone I took it out of that goddamn apartment

Jersey: she broke up with your son York

Pen: therefore Nick can't drink away his his sorrows instead he's going to start a boy band

NY: yeah every time I think I'm leaving the entertainment industry it pulls me back

Mary: York, hon this is the music industry. We're talking about that's more Tennessee's cup of tea

Here's the finished product

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

So, for a couple of years now, I've been reading the old X-Men comics of the 70s & 80s, and a few recent issues from '87 have given me a great idea for an AU.

Ready?

Dazzler!Izuku 😀

So, Izuku is born with a quirk that allows him to transform sound into photonic energy. Anything from generating benign blobs of light that move, pulsate, and change color in relation to whatever music he's listening to (tho, this can be weaponized too; during the sludge villain attack, Izuku overwhelms the villain's eyes with a fantastic light show that leaves him catatonic), to concentrating a single, loud noise into a laser beam that deals concussive damage.

Izuku would, of course, gravitate towards Present Mic as a mentor. And he would team up well with Jirou.

So, what do you think?

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY TO, SCHOOL AND MY MENTAL HEALTH FUCKED ME OVER. I have had half of this in my queue for about 3 months, ya bitch was just burnt tf out 💀

But dude, I absolutely fucking love this 😭😭

Heads up, my knowledge of physics is limited so I’m not going to be talking much about the actual details of his quirk until after I learn more about it, but I hope you enjoy!!!

Izuku who makes physics jokes.

He has shirts with physics puns on them. A shirt that says, “the photon checked into the hotel and was asked if it had any bags, it said, “no thanks, I’m traveling light!”

Reminds me of the time I was dual enrolling and in my psychology class, I said, “I once asked the librarian if she had a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat. She said it rung a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not!”

I thought I was so funny, but everyone else hated me.

Izuku is that kid. He does that shit

Inko loves it, she thinks her son is hilarious. Mic loves it. The little lister is so smart! Nezu has a goddamn field day. Aizawa is so tired, but secretly likes the jokes. He face palms every time and acts like it’s the end of the world, but he does like them. Midnight thinks it’s great, she asks izuku for more jokes/puns all the time. Mainly to annoy Aizawa. But still. BRUH, MISS JOKE. SHE LOVES THIS LITTLE SHIT. I honestly feel like all might wouldn’t understand most of them, but he’d love them anyway.

Izuku: I was studying frequencies, but now my brain Hertz.

He accidentally freaks people out the first few weeks in the dorm because they’re not used to it/expecting it.

The number of times mina asks for mood lighting

I really want to drive home that he makes an unholy amount of puns

He doesn’t even try to, it just happens so naturally. Shouto has theorized that it’s a secondary quirk.

You have spoken directly to my soul with mentor mic (and Jirou/izuku friends)

They’d all work so well together though

Mic brings him to Put Your Hands Up Radio not only to work with his quirk, but to help with his nerves

It is no secret that izuku is a nervous lad, but I raise you, mic was also a nervous lad (personal headcanon, but you cannot tell me that lad doesn’t have generalized anxiety)

Mic helps izuku gain some coping mechanisms (or coping mic-anisms if you will (thank you, thank you))

Mic is a nerd, izuku is a nerd, Jirou is cool, but a nerd. Jirou, similar to Aizawa, rolls her eyes at the physics puns, but does she think they’re funny? Yes. Yes, she does. They defends izuku when people mock his puns

Mic couldn’t be prouder of his children

Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoyed! Sorry it was kinda short 😅

[blistering-typhoons]

BBC SHERLOCK REWATCH - A STUDY IN PINK (REAL TIME NOTES)

From the perspective of someone who watched this show when they were thirteen, made it their whole personality and then stopped being a massive prat.

I thought about organizing this into a cohesive review, and maybe as I go on I'll delve deeper into some of my observations but for now I thought it would be funny to present my findings in raw, mostly unaltered form:

- loud ass opening, my god

- only bit of acting Martin freeman ever does lmao

- dances along to theme against my will

- god the effects and transitions are so shit

- all the shots of the pills are so ugly

- oh yay molly - whoo - yayyy

- the potential withe these two goddamn

- also this sherlock does not drink his respect women juice by god

- fucksake the deduction about john's sister- not only is it translated awfully into this modern setting, it's explicitly a deduction Sherlock is supposed to make once they know eachother a bit better

- THE POTENTIAL

- also sherlock displaying one insecurity when john accidentally insults his stuff- well done moftiss, characterization

- How far away is the crime scene, why it dark

- pls the transitions

- PIPE BOMB, WHOO Phone deductionnnn

- oh my god it's so shit

- uuuuuuuugggghhhh the potential I hate this shooooow

- fuckin deduction as a way for witty one liners and sexism, i hate this place

- 'you were thinking it's annoying' i'm going to send myself off a cliff, CRINGE

- RACHE- moffat, come here a sec- literally putting ACD on par with the police, who are always wrong the sheer audacity- also just a bad change

- these lens flare white lights are so goofy please, you will never be a whole scene of silence with jeremy brett

- benedict cumberbatch is very pretty i will grant

- terrorized by the fact i used to quote this show unironically

- from a writing point of view I understand that John gushing over Sherlock is to show off and emphasize their specialest boy- but, some sincerity is infused into it from an acting standpoint

- 30:02 GIRLIE WHAT IS THAT SOUND EFFECT

- OOH YAY THE PSYCHOPATH/SOCIOPATH STUFF WHOO YEAAAAH

- All the phones calling as john walks past is kinda cool but mostly stupid

- oh anthea, what a rich character lmao

- how long was mycroft posed like that

- First johnlock queerbait whooo

- Where does he fuck off to???

- he just vanishes lmaoooo

- Three patch problem. Bruh.

- I am bored as shit, help

- This music- girl

- Bloated is a very good word to describe some of these scenes

- HERE SHE IS- THE BIG DADDY OF QUEERBAITING

- this scene is insane fucKING INSANE I HATE THIS SHOW

- god how much episode is left fucksake

- the stop/go signs- pick a tone girl

- this episode is so almost good and it's anytime Sherlock makes a mistake lmao

- not the drugs bust :/

- ooh sociopath line- whoo

- "I don't have to [imagine]." OOOH OKAY, WELL, YOU GUYS GET *ONE* POINT FOR THAT SHEESH

- this is so ridiculous- COME WITH ME- girl shut up

- I wanna be done I wanna be doooone.

- lamenting the confrontation we had in the unaired pilot

- The 'Frwhoomp' noise as the light goes out, girl

- 20 Minutes left my christ

- BRO- I forgot that bit of ADR wooooof

- and thus begins the scree of Moriarty

- five years, why is Scotland Yard still doubtful of Sherlock's skills? I know he might have been deep in his addiction during some of that, but they evidently kept him around for crime solving.

- Great man/good man quote has me fumin babes, my god, what a fundamental misunderstanding of Sherlock Holmes

- boring ass back and forth

- this piano is giving me war flashbacks

- is it a five orange pips reference?

- also the pills look like that speckled gum that burns your throat

- when is it oveeer

- falling asleep

- bomb under the table but the table is made of glass and hates gay people

- she tooks the kidssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

- 13 min

- love, or rage, dude, come on Sherlock

- i hate this 'enjoying crime too much' theme they've written

- like watching a stupid play

- once more, the potential

- moriarty he said calmly

- also, so out of character for Sherlock do I even need to say

- peaks of what could have been- FUCK

- this mycroft fake out- lord

- also, mummy, fucksake

- cheesy ending BUT IT'S OVER

[genericswordsmaiden]

I finished my first and surely last viewing of My Fair Lady and I feel like I wasted 3 hours of my life. This rant/review contains spoilers but you can read it, I feel like there's not much to gain from a story like this.

During the last minutes I was shaking on my chair because I knew, I felt it in my bones, that the finale was going to be shit - because what the fuck is character development, right? I was rooting so much for Eliza and Freddy (also because Jeremy Brett has entered the list of my favourite actors in the last couple of days and he was so lovely in this movie ;-;) but in the last five seconds, everything crumbled, I was literally like "No, no, why? Why?"

I compare it to Hello, Dolly!, where we have Mr. Vandergelder - who's still a misogynist, but nowhere near Higgins - and Dolly Levi, who has a character much different from that of Eliza, and thus the bickering between her and Horace has a really different tone. Dolly and Horace bounce off of each other, and in some way it's visible from the start that there's a shared feeling between them. Meanwhile, Eliza and Higgins hate each other's guts, he's insufferable and cruel, and she's a victim of his acts and behaviour - until she finally stands up for herself and leaves.

But then she goes back to him. I was hoping with every fiber of my being it would end with Liz and Fred together, caring for flowers in a goddamn flower shop. But no, it all ends with Higgins asking her to fetch his slippers.

At this point I feel like the more I think about it, the more it feels like losing brain cells.

Also, if Higgins really hates women so much then he should just get together with colonel Pickering. You know how they say, sometimes a man hurts every woman he meets because his soulmate is another man. Their characters actually completed each other very well.

Anyway I hate this movie and I hate Higgins and I hate myself for hoping it would end well. Fuck it all, I'm going to write fanfic of the true OTP of this movie, Eliza the florist and Freddy the pretty unemployed boy.

Also what kind of musical is it if most of the songs were dubbed by other singers? bruh.

I'll get back on the Keaton train, at least I know that in those films there isn't much plot and there's not much possibility to leave the audience with such a bad taste in their mouth, lmao

[nikidanger]

Bruh. The way my eyes are BURNING right now?! I didn't get to sleep until 10:45am this morning & then had to get up to handle some business so I've been going non stop all day. I (somehow?!) managed to stay awake for the rest of the evening so I could actually go to sleep tonight too thank gawd. I FULLY intend on putting myself into an earplug, melatonin, and benadryl induced coma momentarily... In other news this week was a reallyyyyy good?! :'] It was.. a lot, but so so so fulfilling! Yesterday I got to see my old mentor & vocal coach from my mid-teens for the first time sinceeee her daughter's funeral service 7 or 8 years ago?? I didn't even realize how quickly time has passed, but it was SO good to see her & catch up on life. We didn't have enough time to recap nearly a decade of being out of touch before I had to leave for a meeting, so she invited me over next weekend for a sleepover like how we used to do when me & her kids were teens. I'm low key giddy about it too; nostalgia is such a crazy thing lolll! Alsoooo! Completely unrelated. I managed to find a window between our schedules w/ the 6 hour time difference to have a 3hr long chat w/ one of my business partners over in France. Dude came in CLUTCH & sent some briefs my way to dive headfirst back into production when I fly home in a bit. Man's truly the goat!!! Between getting both of those submitted, unpacking @ the new apartment, tracking bass on two more songs for one artist, rehearsing all 3 EPs worth of music for the new band, running the business, AND acing [speaking it into existence cos I'm on a roll rn] these three courses I'm taking for this new program??!!.... I don't even know if I'll have TIME for anything at all except eating sleeping & working out until it's time to fly home for the holidays. & I know I said I'd hop back into the mix after traveling non stop for the past 4 months straight, but I didn't for the life of me anticipate alllll of this panning out at the exact same time. I've got so much on my plate right now I need to magically obtain the skills of a server who can carry 3 plates on one arm... & then do it gracefully. Thank goodness for daily planners cos I'd literally be losing my goddamn mind right now without one. The gang is already talking about throwing a lil rooftop barbecue/game night to welcome me home, so I'm excited as fuck for that. I swear you don't realize how much you'd miss everyone until you're properly gone for an extended period of time :'(( After that, a bishh might not even get to see everyone for a while outside of our last little sunset bonfire to close out the beach shenanigans for the year. Idk I guess I'll figure out my social life when the time comes. For now I'm going to enjoy these last few weeks to the fullest.

[moonlightchess]

Bruh I need everyone seeing this to press play on this one, because holy shit I'd never heard of this band/singer/songwriter before (his name is Sam Cieri and he's in a band called Nicotine Dolls), and his music is some of the most highly polished and somehow still raw musical depiction of mental health struggles that I have ever heard in my life. His voice is so, so unique and expansive, this song is literally just his musical explanation of what his panic attacks and chronic anxiety are like for him to experience, and oh god when he throws his head back and wails near the end, like. When you know, you fucking know, and this man knows. Listen to his music.

The ending? That direct, almost confrontational, accusatory stare that he shoots right into your gaze? That dazed, haunted, post-panic attack thousand-yard stare? Did you enjoy that little trip into my trauma? Holy SHIT, you guys. And his voice - his VOICE?!

Listen to the first five seconds of this song and tell me you didn't keep listening, goddamn. This man is brilliant, whyarewenotfundingthis.gif? I NEED ALL OF YOU TO HEAR THIS?

[sethdomain]

Hazbin hotel season 1 honest totally unbiased review /lies

Pro's

-Awesome musical with great talent like Husk VA's (I'am weak to musical that sounds like hamilton rap writing sorry)

-Yuri🎉🎉🎉🎉

-fun animation to look at, they were definitely competent i applaud the animator to be able to animate vivziepop character design.

-Great sets of character and personality and great premise with potential that is fun to think about

-Circus art direction is derivative and cool

-Worldbuiding is fun

-It doesn't really fall into the cliche where it doesnt take itself seriously because its afraid the audience will find it corny

-Cool character design, as much as i roast the show for their twink tumblr sexyman factory design, they do sometimes cook hard af

-Chaggie

-Have i ever told you i love Chaggie

-Charlie and Vagina

Con's

-The most glaring issue is their horrible pacing, clearly lacks episode that fill us in silly hijinks that make us grew more attached with the character more or episode that explore the world around the character. Because of this the season 1 feel like a 3 season packed heavy lore into one season with frankenstein stitching

-Too much telling, not showing. They don't show us much stuff like how heaven is also bad in its own way, but just tell us through musical number.

-Lacks of character building for many character, many character see to still be used in a very little amount in the show, mainly the main cast. I think Angel Dust has the most character developtment in the show, but still in the standar of things if im being honest all the main cast is lacking. They feel like an unearned character developtment, like they just developt off screen and we as the viewer did not get to experience that at all, we just get told that now they have fit 2 whole season worth of character building now and we have to come to term with that.

-Lacks world exploring, Listen bruh explore hell or shit especially HEAVEN

-Repetitive character design trope, bruh stop putting goddamn twinks im scared of them

-Some episode have nauseating camera panning

-Cluttered character design, Some character design just have so much detail in them it hurt me eyesss

-when will Chaggie do scissoring🎉🎉🎉

-You dont get it i need my women filthy, iam so GAY

-can we put the butch in Charlie i think that would be awesome🔥🔥🔥🔥

-lacks CHAGGIE, I NEED THEM ON SCREEN 24/7 IDC IF ITS BAD WRITING /jokes

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So, basically I think Hazbin Hotel is a very fun show with great concept, but unfortunately it rush thing too soon.

I genuinely believe if they don't blow it off with a bang and make it like a standard cartoon per episode like SVTFOE where we get silly hijinks and sometime gut wrenching episode they can still run to maybe about to season 4 i think, well it depends if the audience might save them... Hazbin isnt exactly a highly celebrated show because of viv.

And for special coverage about the SA/victim angel plotline, i truly dont gave a fuck about him but i think people blow it off too far. I don't think Angel is a bad SA representation, i think the show did decently on representing him as victim and Val as a abuser.

They don't glorify Val and they clearly put Angel Dust as a survivor first. For how the scene 'poison' representing, how people feel about that I truly cannot control what people think of that and it is a mixed bag, some people say its bad some say its fine, I think its okay-ish some frame is a bit icky thought, i can admit that but it does supposed to make you uncomfortable and it does make sense for Angel Dust as a character. But still, in some shot the line between horryfying oh shit he's being sexually abused to holy shit rape hot sexy times gets REAL blurry.

Sorry not sorry if there are so much CONS in this, but i truly only do that to the show im truly invested in. Its to show that i want to think how a show could be better and how much i cared

[illiana-mystery]

Have you seen Streets of Fire yet? Wild musical movie with Dafoe as the baddie who doesnt get enough screen time and his costumes are crazy. My fav is like these black fisherman waders that goes all the way up to his nips and hes shirtless under them. (the songs are pretty good in it too, though im biased as 2 of them were written by my fav composer. I originally watched it just for those 2 songs but went nuts when i saw young dafoe come on screen)

Hey! 😆 Sorry for the late response, but yes I did watch this movie. I actually watched it last night. 😁

And yes, you are so right. He was criminally under utilized in the movie. It was disappointing because he was the best actor in the movie. (Not surprising, I know. 😉)

I also love the fisherman waders. My goodness. They looked so good on him. I almost fainted on my sofa when he came out in front of the background of pure fire.

Jfc. Just slay me, you sexy motherfucker.

And I know this probably sounds horrible, but I would be his willing hostage in a heartbeat.

Girl, chill. But can you blame me?!

That whole scene just destroyed me. Like what is with his 80s Era and being sexy around fire?! If you've seen To Live and Die in L.A., you know what I mean.

Speaking of sexy shit, can we talk about him in leather?! Because, bruh, he had me deceased at that point.

I'd take that for you. 😏

Also there's this...

The total smoothness of this one clip just blows my mind. Like the swag is so on point, I'm swooning right now. He came, he saw, he conquered.

Honestly, if he was in the movie more, he would have overshadowed his co-stars more than he did IMO. He was eating up the scenery and I was 100% here for it. Goddamn. 😵‍💫😵

But then again, I REALLY love his 80s Era. He was SOOOO fine back then. (And I say that knowing that I think he's still sexy now BTW.)