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I’m on that stealing shit game now.

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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

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one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check

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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

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they are finally giving me a magnificent gilded cup for all of the folding chairs ive helped put away at various events and functions

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

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Anyway.

Hand on my heart. Hand on my stupid heart.

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dude not to be a bitch but starting my new job and spending every day surrounded by normies is really giving me a good long look at how fucked up the rhetorical landscape surrounding food and fatness is. the other week i overheard a guy confidently saying that the body doesn't actually require sugar and that if it wasn't for our dastardly perfidious taste buds we'd never crave it(???). just now my manager showed me this video of some dude scaremongering about pringles by saying that their ratio of sugar/salt/fat is CALCULATED to TRICK THE BRAIN into WANTING MORE. bitch you mean they made an effort to make their commercially produced snacks taste good? somebody phone the fucking fire department

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Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct

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Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures