#like broski we get it youre bi

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Steve: I'm going to take you out

Eddie: Great, it's a date

Steve: I meant it as a threat

Eddie, blowing him a kiss: I'll see you at 5

[taffycandyqt]

heyyy again, can i request the rise turtles reacting to reader deciding they want to pierce them-selfs but too lazy to go get them professionally done so they just walk in on the reader half-way piercing them-selfs and freak out cuz they just have a needle in them and reader is laughing their ass off at their face.

(the piercing can be anywhere an there face)

remember to drink lots of water as well and take care of yourself <3

Your literally so sweet! Thank you! <3 and right back at you, take good care!

Also I got to like the middle of Mikey's and then Tumblr deleted the whole thing so I just kinda🥲

TW: Mentions of blood (nothing gross), mentions of needles and needles piercing skin

Notes: GN reader

You decided that getting piercings was too much effort and too expensive. So why not do it yourself?

Raph:

*PANIC*

Boi is the epitome of terrified

And look, he knows piercings are a thing and that people get them but like he isn't surrounded by many people with them and he always thought it was supposed to be done professionally.

So, safe to say when he comes to your place to hang and finds you in the bathroom with blood dripping from your ear and a needle in it, broski SCREECHED.

Legit worried someone straight up tried to stabb you with a needle.

Tonight was the night! You finally decided to suck it up and get that double piercing you've always wanted. However, you were poor.

So! DIY it is! People do it all the time so it couldn't be that hard right?

Wrong.

At least you think so. You didn't really do any research before hand so you aren't 100% sure the bleeding is bad. But at the same time you don't think bleeding is normal in this kind of situation. Or at least not the desired result.

Admist the chaos of you trying to control the bleeding Raph texts you that he dropped by for a short visit. You figured that the calming presence of your boyfriend would help lift you mood and keep you from freaking out. So after telling him where to find you, you sat down on the toilet lid to actually search up how to to pierce yourself. (And if bleeding is normal). However before you could get to any useful information you hear the surprised screech of your boyfriend.

"OH MI GOSH! ARE YOU OKAY??!"

"Oh, Raph this is jus-"

"WOW thatsalotofblood...COTTON BALLS! or gauze?? You have those right? How did this happen?? WAIT! We need to remove the needle first! Did someone do this to you??? Was it an accident? How do you accidental-"

"PFFFFFFFTTT! HAHAHehehehehe!" You practically cackled.

"w- ... what ...?" Raph said, no less panicked, just a little more confused.

"Raph. Sweetheart, hehe," you couldn't help but giggle. "Love of my life, I'm fine, I'm just piercing my ears."

"Oh. So the bleeding is normal then?"

"Oh, no. I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing."

"TAKE THE NEEDLE OUT!"

Mikey:

You cannot tell me this boy has not thought about getting piercings before.

They're just so pretty and cool, and he is all for them! (Low-key upset he doesn't have ears because of all the cool ear piercings out there)

Even with that though, when you show up with needles sticking out of each side of you bottom lip, bro is a little scared.

Like wtf are you doing??

When you tell him though, he is HAPPY to help.

He will even get a piercing with you!

Splinter will make him take it out later buuuuuut, it's about the couple bondinggg!!

On a high of boredom and internet envy (a.k.a, seeing tons of pics of hot ppl with snake bite piercings) you began to prepare needles to give yourself some dope piercings. After expertly pushing the needles through both ends of your bottom lip you were reminded of your 'bi-weekly mandatory art and cuddle couple bonding date' (Mikey's name for it). You couldn't just take the needles out so after some thought you just decided, screw it, it's not like I'm bleeding. It hurt a little though.

After slipping under the man hole cover and navigating the nasty sewer you made it to the lair. Voicing a quick hello to Splinter as you passed through he living room he met you with a swift wave, still thoroughly invested in his l show.

Making your way to Mikey's room you speak a quick 'knock knock' to get his attention, seeing as you couldn't really knock on a curtain. As the turtle of the hour excitedly pushed open the curtain he was more than a little surprised upon seeing you.

"EEP!"

*WHEEZE!*

You couldn't help it okay?? You didn't know what reaction you were expecting from him but it definitely wasn't 'EEP!'. Eventually you both calmed down enough to talk.

"Angle, what did you do?"

"I'm getting snake bites! Did it myself, what do you think??"

"That's so COOL! Can I get a piercing too!!?"

"I'm pretty sure that's up to your dad hun."

"He'll be fineeeeeee! Come on! This can be the art portion of the 'art and cuddle' date.

Later:

"ORANGE!" Splinter yelled. "I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS SOME FORM OF TEENAGE REBELLION, TAKE THAT OUT NOW OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!"

"But daaaaaaad!"

Leo:

If you thought Raph's screeching was bad, Leo's is worse.

My guy just wanted to see you and just so happens to portal to you right as the needle goes STRAIGHT through your septum.

When he sees this he FREAKS TF OUT then slips and eats bathroom tile right after.

You'll laugh but he will be so shook

Like he saw the needle GO THROUGH YOU!

Mans is high-key traumatized.

It doesn't help that he probably forgot that piercings were a thing and is just like, wth would you put a needle in YOUR FACE.

When you tell him you're just getting a piercing he will get pouty about you laughing at him (and embarrassed that that wasn't his first thought) and you'll basically have to baby him the rest of the time he's there.

"Oh y/nnnnn-"

*Pinch*

Needle successfully through the septum.

"EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH- OOF!"

"HOLY! LEO! WTF you scared the crap out of me! Are you okay?!"

"Wha- eeh- THERES A NEEDLE IN YOUR NOSE!" He yelled pointing a finger at your face.

"Sksksksksk," you snickered. "Yeah, Leo, I put it there."

You had always wanted a septum piercing, but you just couldn't bring yourself to actually go and get it done so you figured the only way to get it is to do it yourself. Your just lucky Leo scared you after it was through rather than before, who knows the kind of bloody nose you would have gotten.

"WHY?!"

"Uuuh, cuz septum piercings are cool?"

"..."

"So how'd the floor taste bud?"

"I-! Hey! Why don't you try seeing someone STAB a NEEDLE through there face. I SAW I GO THROUGH!" He gestured dramatically before folding his arms and facing away from you.

"Awww, come on now handsome. Don't be like that. Tell you what, why don't we make some hot coco and we can watch whatever movie you want"

"Mmmhmmhmhm" he grumped but complied as you led him to the kitchen.

He clung to you the rest of the evening and consistently snuggled his face into your neck during the movie.

Donnie:

Low-key grossed out by the idea of a needle going through someone.

Even more grossed out that you decided to #1. Do it yourself, and #2. Pierce your tongue.

Just, ewww.

But then you had the GALL to ask him if he could help you and he's just like, with what??

I'm not touching your tongue and I am sure not stabbing it with a needle, so what do you want from me??

Will tell you about the multitude of mouth infections you could get from a tongue piercing

Will be there the entire time to make sure you don't hurt yourself, though he has to look away when you actually put the needle through.

Again, ew.

Even though he finds the whole idea gross, he will admit that when all was said and done, it looked good on you.

Your probably the only person he thinks looks good with one.

"I'm sure Mikey would be more than happy to help you."

"No Donnie! I asked YOU cuz I want YOUR help!"

You told Donnie all the time how you wanted a tongue piercing. You were just to lazy to get it done professionally and frankly, you don't want a stranger prodding your mouth. When you realized you could do it yourself, you were so excited. Donnie helping you would just make it all that much better!

"Y/n, while I am happy to assist you in any matter and am glad you came to me for such, I'm afraid I cannot help you in this matter."

"Why not? Your smart, with your help my piercing will be perfect!"

"Dearest. You are correct, I am smart. However, I am a man if science and my talents lie outside the realm of bodily piercings. Besides, are you aware of the sheer amount of infections a piercing give you? Mouth piercings especially cause quite grotesque infections, and that's not even to mention the damage it can cause to your teeth."

"Awwww." You sighed in disappointment.

"..."

"Though... I suppose nothing stops me from making sure you follow the instructions correctly."

"YAAAY!"

-a couple minutes later-

"Okay, dear, let's go over one more time. Gauze?"

"Yes!" You replied.

"Needle?"

"Yup!"

"Piercing?"

"Yeppers!"

Donnie looked at you for a moment and raised an eyebrow at that response, but kept going regardless.

"Lighter and ice cubes?"

"Yeppiroo!"

"Okay. The first step is to heat the needle."

After carefully going through the instructions you finally got your long awaited tongue piercing! However Donnie didn't think you had started to pierce your tongue and saw you with a needle halfway through your tongue before looking away and gaging, which you couldn't help but laugh at. That was until Donnie told you to stop before you hurt yourself. Overall, he did make the whole experience, so much better.

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I hope that was good! Sorry if there are any inaccuracies. I am literally going off of what I saw in the parent trap soooooo. Yeah. There's my first fic.

Imma go to bed now🥱😵

[what-if-nct]

hi hi hi today's reminder is i have nothing to say I'm tired and don't wanna go to work tomorrow ok that's it bye

Hiiii, I know going to work sucks and you just wanna stay in bed and sleep. I hope your day off comes as soon as it possibly can. Do you wanna hear about my current obsession. Okay so like the mother of fan girls Brittney Broski who has a new white boy of the moment all the time. last I saw she's in her Jacob Elordi phase it may have changed but Jacob Elordi is understandable I'm not there completely but I get it. So mine seemingly changes bi weekly at this point. I think that's why I havent been watching any kpop content at all like I only watched the end of the year performances via TikTok clips. I can't focus on the multiple things at once. I'll be back I'm just in my emo YouTuber phase, it's like 11th grade all over again. Anyway I used to watch Sam & Colby, Jake Webber and Johnnie Gilbert forever ago. And I re discovered them and I'm re obsessed. But Jake, I mentioned him before and he just really has a hold on me currently. It's unexplainable. Just something about him. Like he's the most precious goofball I've ever seen but also...

Men like him are why my friends have to keep me on a leash when we go out. Or else I get lost then I'm later found pulling my skirt down as I'm getting out of the backseat of a car in the parking lot. Please do not ask how many times that has happened I'm not proud of who I was. I mean but for Jake I can do it one more time.

[chaotic-vibes-only-please]

Broski, do you think we can get some Yandere Toby NSFW + SFW headcannons? Like, do you think Toby would be more calculating and cold and Manipulative as a yandere? Or? Also, you're Amazing!!

Yandere Toby Head Canons

A/N: Of course, here's your cup of tea!🍵 He'd gaslight you so much. I feel like people think of Toby as the opposite, but he'd be actually one of the more brutal and manipulative yanderes because he's a wolf in sheep's clothing 🤔 No, you're amazing! 💕

Warnings: NSFW below the cut

SFW

Yandere Toby is way more unstable than normal Toby. He specifically has type one Bi-polar disorder. Toby's mania lasts longer, making him more aggressive, impulsive, irritable, and hyper. Because of this his descion making isn't the best. You'd be walking on eggshells around him because he can't fully control those emotions and moods without proper treatment.

Toby is very manipulative. He'll act like the victim by bringing up his tragic past to make you feel sympathy, to make him look more humane. If he hits or hurts you in any way(Emotional or physical), his excuse is "I'm sorry, this is how I was raised. I don't want to end up like my father...I'm so sorry Y/N I didn't mean it..." He'll cry crocodile tears so you'll forgive him easily. Even though there's an explanation for his actions, it doesn't make what he does okay.

If he gets jealous, Toby kills whoever is stealing your affection from him. Nothing more, nothing less. Just a chop to the neck. He isn't the type to torture, Toby only wants them out of his way unlike some other yandere's

He always has an arm wrapped around your waist. Toby likes how it keeps you glued to his side. He's clingy, you won't be getting any free time unless you need to use the bathroom. Toby takes showers with you, not even in a sexual sense most of the time, but a comfort one. This way he always knows you're safe.

Toby is someone who emotionally gaslights. He's a great actor. Don't let him fool you. Never trust what he says.

He's both an obsessive and possessive kind of yandere, which is a terrible combination. You're basically screwed. Toby thinks of you day and night and he hates when anyone else touches you.

Keeps you specifically in a basement chained up whenever he's on missions.

The worst thing you can do to him is try to leave or escape. Toby feels hurt whenever you show you don't want to be with him and might just chop a limb off out of spite. He has no patience, Toby is too emotionally unstable to risk things regarding running away.

Toby doesn't know what pain feels like, he won't understand if he's hurting you too much. Hang your head low and do what he says, and for your own sake, pretend to love him.

NSFW

Hate to do this to my switches and tops out there, but Yandere Toby is a no go for sub. He's a soft Dom who can turn rough if provoked.

Mixes degradation and praise. One second he'll be claiming how proud he is of you taking his cock so perfectly, and then another Toby starts to rant about how you're nothing but his filthy cocksleeve whose only purpose is to be used.

He's big on hair pulling, loves to tangle his fingers in it and tug on your strands if they're long enough. If not, his hand will wrap itself around your neck. Toby doesn't choke you, he lightly squeezes it to feel your pulse, reminding you that if he presses a little harder, you'll break.

When you get on his gentler side, Toby will pin your arms above your head and kiss you hard while dicking you down against wherever he bent you over

His favorite places to have sex are the most risky ones. Toby is a bit of a exhibitionist, the possibility of getting caught is an exilerating.

Toby loves when you submit to him because it shows a sign of trust and a bond. He'll put you in the most degrading and humiliating of positions to get you desperate and willing for his touch. His favorite thing to do is make you ride his thigh until you're a whining mess.

Remember how I mentioned he showers with you? Yeah expect some level of bath or shower sex.

[zire-in-space]

Hyping Ships Needs to Stop when:

Hyping ships needs to stop when:

- it is not canonical

- it is between two real life people

- it enforces a sexuality on a character that is not their canonical sexuality, whatever it may be

- it has a toxic tie to it, and any real relationship like it is very abusive *bakudeku, bakuracka and most bully x bullied ships

- it enforces ANY lgbtqa+ stereotype onto a canonically straight character to "prove" they are not straight

- it enforces ANY straight stereotype onto a canonically lgbtqa+ character to "prove" they are not lgbtqa+

*reminder to the non-straights that do the two above: you are not helping to stop the stigma around fetishizing non-straight relationships if you actively participate in this shit. If you complain about sexual or dirty stereotypes between two people of the same gender having affection while being friends, and do this, you are not helping for shit and are a hypocrite.

- it makes western and/or non-western close or distant friendships seem "gay" because showing physical or emotional affection or a tragic backstory to a friend that is the same gender is now gay, apparently

- it is very forced onto the creator and studio of the franchise when shippers start doing these things:

1. Shippers creating petitions to make their ship canon *happening with most anime ships, unfortunately. Happened to the steven universe studio to the point that someone quit because of it*

2. Shippers sending death or rape threats to the creator and/or studio members *steven universe shippers, hi there*

3. Shippers bullying other people for shipping CANONICAL SHIPS

4. Shippers constantly dragging the idea that "the character's sexuality is not mentioned DIRECTLY BY GOD HIMSELF so they must be gay, bi, pan, or ace"

5. Shippers using typical bro and homie moments to say a ship is canon and "hyping it up" on social media, which is basically putting pressure on the creator to not "let the fandom down!"

6. Shippers using well-bonded friendships where both characters have epic respect for each other for being "gay"

7. Shippers using clothing style and aesthetic to "prove" a character is not straight

8. Shippers call anyone who explains this a "homophobe" despite having these same rules against straight people pushing the hetero onto a clearly gay character

9. The ship is basically really bad fanservice for the gays/straights or anyone in between *mostly for iNcLuSiVitY / r e p r e s e n t a t i o n

10. Shippers saying that even though the character is not canonically gay, they still might be a "shy" bi or pan - even though the character's respect for certain characters and style DOES NOT PROVE ANYTHING, and a character's sexuality is clearly shown with BLUSHING or CLEAR FLUSTERING with males/females whenever a canonical crush or attraction is shown and NOT when someone gives them a goddamn compliment or bullies them because people get EMBARRASSED or just feel nice and blush jesus christ

11. SHIPPERS DO ANY OF THESE BUT INSTEAD OF THEM PUSHING NON-HETERO ONTO THE CHARACTERS, SHIPPERS PUSH THE HETERO ONTO A CHARACTERS

- NOTHING ABOUT THE CHARACTERS YOU ARE SHIPPING IS FUCKING CANONICAL OR SLIGHTLY CONFIRMED

Now, reminder that "There is not enough representation for lgbtqa+ couples in the media" is not a fucking excuse to push being lgbtqa+ onto a clearly and/or canonically straight character. Nor on the goddamn creator or studio. Do not create a goddamn "hype" with a large part of the fandom for a ship that is. Not. Canon.

Reminder that healthy friendships are typically based on idolization, empathy and affection and this never means these two people are non-hetero.

And by the way, these "totally gay" or "totally cute" ships actually ruin the way well-bonded friendships are seen between two people of the same gender. And WIDENS THE FUCKING STIGMA for non-hetero and hetero people to be in a friendship, since it assumes they want things to happen for both straight or non-straight friendships - just stop. If your defense to this is "the heterosexuals have been doing this forever, though!", then i am sorry, but you lost this debate. Us straight people haven't done this on purpose, it's what society has nurtured us to do whenever we see a guy and girl friendship - we automatically assume one or both wants more than a friendship, and this is totally a misogynistic take so gender roles get reinforced. So using "straight people have done this forever" just proves that you do understand you are partaking in the reinforcement of queercoding and toxic gender stereotypes and roles of human beings. People should try to do the opposite, and enjoy a really good platonic relationship. Straight shipping culture literally is despised by most straight females for the lack of female inclusivity, misogyny, queercoding, and female plot devices that have furthered away from us the ability to have male friends. Males now use "friendzone" jokes or harrass girls who they manipulated into being their friend since everywhere it is shown that all it really takes is for a guy to like a girl and to be in a friendship and boom, relationship. Straight women have hated this forever.

And "heteronormativity" doesn't really exist in creator's works. It's what the creator imagined their characters and relationships to be. If its all hetero, let it be hetero. If its all homo, let it be homo. If its a straight creator who made a homo character let them! If an lgbtqa+ person made a straight character let them! And I know people will question the first part on this list, but fanfics and fanart are never bad! I mean like the pedophilia and lewd sexist imagery definitely needs to get yeeted but other than that there ain't no problem! It's obvious it's an alternate storyline than the main franchise. :D

So any haters of this need to shut up and eat the fact that you are not the creator of the franchise, and you will not "convince" or "petition" or just put pressure for any ship to be canon onto the creator. I know this post is kind of agressive but I'm so tired of trying to explain it to lgbtqa+ shippers and homophobic anti-gay shippers about this stuff. So here is a last note:

Let creators make stories - complex characters each with their own styles and aesthetics and relationships - without the pressure of changing anything in it to fit society's queercoding or gender-roles, my broskis.

Thank you :D

[taurusicorn2400]

Ugly Sweater Party:

Word count: 1112

Can also read on Ao3

Brody was standing in a corner, holding a cup that had some soda in it. She was currently at Louis's annual ugly Christmas sweater party, which she promised to actually go to this time. Now she's standing in the corner, watching the new girl at their school, Clementine is her name, dance as if no one else in the world exists. Not in a creepy way, but in a 'I've had a crush on you since we met, but I'm too shy to tell you my feelings so now I have to watch you from afar and hope you don't notice' way. Yeah, Brody is a disaster.

"What are you doing over here, all by your lonesome?"

Brody looked away from the dancing brunette to see Louis, who is probably a little tipsy, and Violet, who's eyes look a little bit too red to be considered sober. Louis was wearing a sweater that was pink, yellow, and blue with the words 'I Put The Pan In Panic Shopping' with little snowflakes surrounding it. And Violet wore a grey sweater that just says 'I'm Gay' on it. At least Louis had a freaking pun. She subtly glances back at the girl to see she took a break to get something to drink before looking back at her friends. 

"Nothing."

"Oh I see," Violet grins, catching the glancing. "Our little brodster has a crush."

"Oh shit, really? Who's the lucky person?"

Brody felt a blush rise on her face. She knows she won't be able to get out of this situation, but actually speaking it out loud is something else. 

"I-uh, god. Put me on the spot much?"

"It's what we do." Louis grins. "Now stop stalling, who's caught our little broski's eye?"

"God, uh, Clementine. The-the new girl."

"Oh shit, for worm?"

"Mmhm, yeah."

"Then why are you standing over here, and not over there talking to her?" Violet questions.

The auburn haired girl lets out a self deprecating laugh. "Yeah right. She's so out of my league."

"That's fucking stupid Brody. You're a goddamn catch."

"Gonna have to agree with Vi on this one." Louis piped in. "You're awesome, and she'd be lucky to be in the same breathing range as you."

"You, you really think so?" Brody flushed at the compliments.

"Yeah brobro, you're like, totally awesome. Caring, you are a fucking sweetheart. And like you're wicked smart." Violet laying these compliments on thick. We'll just blame the weed.

"Nah, I'm not that smart."

"Bruh."

"Dude, look at the fucking sweater you're wearing." Louis points at it.

Brody looks down at her sweater. It wasn't anything special. Just that she fucking made it herself, and hooked up some lights to it without catching on fucking fire. You know, kindergarten stuff.

"You knitted that shit all by yourself, and somehow connected lights, that work mind you, to it. And didn't break a single fire safety code. If that ain't smart, what about the time you build a whole ass computer on your own? Or that motorcycle you made from scratch?"

"Louis does have a point. Also the fact you have straight A's. Like dude."

"Well, I mean, yeah OK. But what if she doesn't even like girls? What about that?"

"Dude just look at her sweater."

Brody does. The brunette in question was wearing a blue, pink, and purple sweater with the words 'Baby, Bi Bi Bi' on it. She turns back to her friends with a confused look.

"I don't get it."

Louis and Violet look at each other with a 'are you fucking kidding me' look. Seriously Brody, it's right there.

"It doesn't matter because it seems that the apple of your eye is walking this way."

"Wait, what?"

And it turns out, Clementine was walking their way. The auburn haired girl turned to Louis and violet to ask them for help, but they slipped away in the midst of her panic. Now she has to talk to the very pretty girl all alone. Fuck.

"Hey, you're Brody, right?"

"Um, yep, that's me."

"Yeah, we share a few classes together. Would've been awkward if I didn't get your name right."

"Heh, yeah real awkward." 

The brunette vibes to the music playing, while Brody just stands there. God damn it, you are so awkward. But I love you, so it's ok. Clem points at the sweater Brody was wearing.

"Like your sweater. Where did you buy it?"

"Oh, um, I actually didn't buy it. I made it myself."

"Wait, really? For serious?"

"Yep."

"You made that sweater, without catching fire?"

"Mmhm. By myself."

Clementine eyes widened in fascination. "That's freaking sick. Like, that's wicked awesome."

"You, you think so?" Brody flushes.

The brunette nodes. "Do the lights actually work? Can I see them?"

The auburn haired girl presses the button and turns the lights one. The lights did their thing, and Clementine watched them in awe.

"That's so freaking cool. Like holy crap. And to think, this was supposed to be an ugly sweater party. Then here you are, looking as awesome as your sweater."

Was that a flirt? Was Clementine flirting with Brody? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, she doesn't know what to do. Oh god, pretty girl is flirting. Brody's face turns bright red because she can't handle it. She can see Louis and Violet giving thumbs up, and cheering from the corner of her eye.

 "Uh, th-thank you."

"No, thank you. For blessing my presence with yours."

"O-ok." Brody's voice cracks slightly. Clem, stop, she can't take it. 

But it seems as if Clem knew what the fuck she is doing because she just smirks and continues to flirt with the girl. You sneaky, sneaky girl. Making Brody flustered like this. Not that she really minds. She's honestly having the time of her life. I mean, very pretty girl, who she's had a crush on for the longest, is flirting with her. Who wouldn't like that?

"Hey, you're really fascinating and I want to know more about you, so what do you say to maybe going on a date?"

"......a date?"

"Yeah. Only if you wanna."

"Yeah! I mean, yes, that'd be great."

"Cool, awesome. Yeah, cool." The brunette smiles.

Brody smiles back, feeling giddy. She's got a date with very pretty girl. Can't get better than this.

"Wanna dance? With me?" Clem asks, holding out her hand.

Nevermind. It can get better. The auburn haired girl takes the outstretched hand. The brunette pulls her onto the dance floor, and they just dance the night away. Great night. Great night indeed. Oh and spoiler, but it took Brody three dates to figure out what Clem's sweater meant.

[shapeshifting-arch-mage]

9/24/2018, Part 2 (Other RP’ers’ swear words are under the cut)

[Rave Witch Temmie] We finally make it back to the resort, huffing and puffing. And once again, we collapse onto the ground. Is this going to be a running gag, now? Eheh…

[Exo Sans] a giant explosion of purple fire comes from the beach

[Rave Witch Temmie] We barely notice this, as we are too exhausted from running away from the zombies we just immolated.

[Thread] From the other post, Thread asked about his name/title, possibly seconds before being shown to this place. The moment the other speaks again he looks around. Oh wow they actually brought him to the resort grounds. I was genuinely expecting some sort of trap.

“Thanks again, sir!” he smiles happily, that childish innocence showing once again as he looks genuinely thankful with no hint of suspicion whatsoever. He’s not dumb, he’s just oblivious as he doesn’t usually encounter these sort of actions.

[Neptune] Neptune is just…Having a huge flashback to the past-

But of course, she is instantly awoken by Robin’s words.

“HUH? What? Oh yeah, i was recovering some m-”

1NFO21NOF21ONO1NO

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE EXPLOSION STARTLES NEPTUNE SO MUCH, SHE COPIES NEPGEAR’S ICONIC EXPRESSION AND JUMPS UP IN THE AIR IN A CARTOONISH WAY.

She falls on her back and dies, as her spirit flies up and away into the afterlife with angelic sounds.

She sings along with the angelic sounds….

Now that i think about it, it kinda sounds like the halo theme.

Uwoooooohhhhh~… UwoooaaaAAAOooooaaaaahhhhh…

…I think Robin should do something about this.

[Rave Witch Temmie] We lay face-down, panting hard, and coughing occasionally.

[Baku] Baku grinned. “No prob an’ ta answer yer question, name’s Baku, nice ta meetcha broseph.” At that he turned to face the other and crossed his arms, his stance relaxed and friendly. “Anyway there’s maps inside the resort o’ the island so feel free ta grab one an’ don’t be afraid ta ask ‘round, though heads up not everyone here is dat nice so just keep a look out.” It was at this point Baku caught the explosion at the beach and raised a brow, “Well dat’s new, the funk just happened over there?”

[Robin] Robin was shaken up as he also heard the explosion. “Gods, what in Naga’s name was that explosion?” Robin asked. He kept Tora on his shoulder as he looked in the direction of the purple explosion. What should he do? He knew he needed to get Tora to the infirmary to get her fixed up, but if something like that happened, then more people could get hurt.

“Nep, are you alright?” Robin asked, quite concerned.

[Neptune] Bruh she legit looks like she actually died and her spirit/ghost is quite LITERALLY ascending above the mortal plane, she’s going to heaven and is singing her way to the skies, I don’t think she’s good.

She proceeds to fly and sing to the skies.

[Rave Witch Temmie] We weakly attempt to push ourself up. But we’ve spent so much energy fighting the zombies that we can barely move.

[Thread] Thread smiles back and goes to give his name also and thank him for the advice but he stops when he goes to look in the direction of the explosion. He sighs, not really sure what it is.

“Probably just s-some sort of fight going on. Th-that or a very explosive temper tantrum.” He isn’t trying to be funny here. He seriously thinks it’s a temper tantrum. A very edgy one at that. “Wh-whoever caused it must be really powerful with some sort of f-fire magic or something. I-I think I should stay away from whoever it is either way. I-I don’t want to end up in a fight with that sort of person.”

[Baku] Baku shrugged. “Who knows wit this place at this point, I kinda just accepted dat weird shiz will always happen here, makes dealin’ wit it easier if ya ask me.” At that he turned his attention back to Thread and chuckled, “Kinda funny ta call it a temper tantrum though, yer just on a completely different plane o’ thought aren’t ya broski.”

[Rave Witch Temmie] Oh, great… Baku’s here…

Not that we can do anything about that, though. We’re spending so much energy just trying to catch our breath that we have none left to get up and leave.

[Robin] What should Robin do? He knew he had to get them both back to the infirmary. “Nep, stay with me here, I still need your help here.” Robin says as he attempts to reach for her spirit. After attempting regardless if he succeeds or not, he bends down to grab Nep’s unconscious body and barely manages to fling her over his other shoulder. “Gods…I guess all that workout… with Sully… is starting to pay off finally!” Robin says as he makes his way over to the infirmary slowly but surely, beads of sweat starting to drip down his face.

[Thread] “Wh-what do you mean? Whenever I feel upset I sometimes do th-that sort of thing to relieve stress, b-but I don’t do it in a place others can get hurt f-for the most part. H-how is that on a different plane?” He shrugs at the last part. Seriously though, in his point of view it makes sense. He has seen a goopy glitter demon child that could destroy worlds, he has seen much worse than a giant purple explosion.

[Rave Witch Temmie] Nep isn’t the only one who needs to go to the infirmary. We make another attempt to push ourself up.

“nn… nnngh…”

[Robin] Before Robin could leave though, he notices the other figure on the ground. Gods, where’s Lissa when he needed her? Before he leaves, he turns towards the cat-like figure and asks “Hey, are you alright?”

[Rave Witch Temmie] “nngh… cough uuu… uuugh…”

“z-zom… cough, cough zombie… pant, pant s… zom… bies…”

[Baku] Baku chuckled and shook his head. “Nevermind, ya wouldn’t get it.” At that he smiled. “At any rate it’s the island staff’s problem if ya ask me 'cause I ain’t dealin’ wit it. If ya want you can check it out but do it on yer own my man.”

[Robin] Zombies? Here? It can’t be Grimas Risen could it? Regardless, how can he get all three of them to the infirmary? Tora is still knocked out, Neptune is being… well… Neptune, and the cat-like creature looked like she was too weak to get up on her own. “You’re hurt, we’re going to get you to the infirmary.” Robin says.

[Rave Witch Temmie] “pant… pant… th-… thank… yu… cough”

[Thread] Thread shakes his head. “N-no way. My magic is far on the flammable end of the spectrum. I-I would die the moment I ste- no wait- the moment I walked in the area! B-burned to a crisp! J-just like that!”

While he was talking a few strings appeared from his hands and shifted into a small doll of himself. When he got to the last sentence he snaps and some other strings move up the doll to make it look like it was burning. In the process he retracts all of the magic strings so it sorta just looks like it was disintegrated or something. Dramatic effects I guess. “M-maybe I could stay with you for some time? Y-you seem nice!”

[Robin] Robin nods as he slowly makes his way to the infirmary with the three hurt people in tow. “Gods… Lissa or even Maribelle would be nice here… I got…to get them… to help…” Robin seems to slowly make his way bit by bit to the infirmary with the cat-like creature in tow, stacked right on top of Neptune. Wow, who knew Robin was this buff?

[Baku] Baku grinned, mission success. “Sure bro don’t see why not, I can show ya around a bit if ya want though, not much to really see here unless ya like explorin’.” At that his grin turned into a smile, “They have some p’ cool shiz here if yer up fer walking an’ climbing.”

[Rave Witch Temmie] We barely notice who’s carrying us. We don’t really care, at this point- at least, I don’t. Mostly, I’m just glad that we didn’t have to take the desperate measure of asking Baku for help. Not that Temmie would mind doing that, but I, for one, am more than happy to have avoided the need to do that.

[Robin] Robin finally makes his way here, his cloak completely drenched in sweat with Tora, Neptune, and the cat-like creature in tow. “Hello? Is anyone here? I need some help.” Robin calls out.

[Elise] Elise turns her head as he sees Robin. “Oh dear! Put them on the beds please” She says as she raises her Mend staff after healing Cassandra.

[Rave Witch Temmie] We lay limp as we are carried in.

[Elise] Elise skips over to the cat girl as she examines her. “Hmm… this looks serious. Seems she’s also quite fatigued. Some rest here should do her some good.” Elise says as she rose her Mend staff over the cat-like creature, causing a green light of sorts to engulf the creature. She should likely be feeling a pleasant warm feeling as her body is being healed.

[Rave Witch Temmie] “mmm… mmmgh… mm…??”

Huh… we’re starting to feel better already. We pick our head up and look at Elise. “oh… th-thank yu… dat feels gud… th-thanks…”

We look down at Robin. “can yu put me on da bed, pleas?? i gotta go to sleep…”

[Robin] Robin nods as he puts down the cat-like creature, though he still has Neptune and Tora on his shoulders! He staggers over to two other beds nearby as he puts them down. He wipes the sweat away from his head as he catches his breath.

[Elise] Elise beams a bright smile as the cat-like creature. “I’m glad that I’m able to help.” She says with a giggle. She then skips over to Tora first as she examines her next. “She’s hurt really bad, what happened to her?” Elise says as she switched her Mend staff for her Recover staff. A bigger green light engulfs Tora as she also feels a pleasant warm feeling as her body is being healed.

[Rave Witch Temmie] Once in bed, we take off our hat and pull the blankets over ourself. At this point, I’d be worrying about Baku paying us a subconscious visit, like I was last night, but right now, I’m just too sleepy and worn out from tonight’s ordeal with the zombies to care. With our hat tucked between our arms, we close our eyes…

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