#like bro where the fuck did you goooooo

[sk3l3t0n444]

yk its kinda worrisome that i havent seen the host in a while

[anxiously-sidequesting]

anyways seeing Duncan still with the Schism at the end left me like ☹️

[silviakundera]

The Princess Royal ep 27 and 28

The moment when both Li Rong and Su Rongqing are like SHIT, your brother stepped into our game of thrones.

Damn it Su Ronghua, omg this is making me more heated than in the book.

now they're giving me the future flash of his death to make me sad but NO. NO! ACUALLY IDC. everything is your fault. 😤

blah blah romance with Shauggan Ya NO. NO NO NO. JAIL FOR 10000 YEARS

It's divorce era! SRQ's absolutely full proof plan has NOT devolved into a scenario that will lend PWX more power and cause his ex to soon start humping him like rabbits.... right... right?????

but who caresssss when my bro Cui Yulang is back in town 🎉

THE WAY HE HAS BOTH SRQ AND PWX SO PRESSED because they know he would hit that with the fury of god lololol

Look I do hate Consort Ruo but this whole poisoning the emperor thing is her 1 good idea

I am a simple woman who enjoys watching SRQ realize he's been clowned. And drunk Cui Yulang and exasperated Li Rong passing back & forth messages

Every time he brushes back a tendril of hair, I can hear her from the novel, "Be normal!"

They kept it! So I can be a softy and I admit was a bit charmed by this minor character when LR shared her view of someone with talent and perhaps desire to be of use, but who in her life never accomplished anything... and then he stops pretending to be a shallow pretty face for a moment to confess the real reason he wants to work for her is simply that he thinks she cares about people. I was disarmed by the way he doesn't think she'll believe that - but she immediately does (how few people have believed that about her, how few people have taken him seriously)

They even included PWX's petty ass fucking with the carriage 😭

Oh pleaaaaseeeeee Cui Yulang trying to come up with complaints about Li Chuan and everyone is like ?? ?? 😭😭😭

MY BODY IS READYYYYY for Li Rong digging a big pit with spikes and convincing Consort Ruo to enthusiastically jump in

Please don't let me down drama, I want that whole scheme!

For once the Su Rongqing and Li Rong scene actually worked for me. I did feel that moment where she bluntly references that this battle is heading in 1 direction: one of them will fall. We can see the blow hit both them. SRQ has been stubbornly in denial that this fight is against her faction but he's not taking her down - not truly. Not this time. But she just ripped all pretense away.

(this is where the story gets me to care about their dynamic. not as a love triangle, which it never really has been. but as 2 broken things that used to huddle in the dark to keep warm, now with a new chance in the light... and this is what they're going to do with it? fight to the death? it's sad.)

My darling Pei Wenxuan has not actually lost in brains from jealousy. Good for him.

(In the novel during this time he's secretly plotting shit about the exams and hiding it from LR, because of the whole 'we used to be the leaders of 2 competing factions in the last life' thing that LR was originally concerned about but then the glow of love made her stop being concerned about it, but guess!! what!!)

(I'm 98% sure they are gonna simplify that conflict.)

"Would you like to have the Inspectorate Office?" yaaasss lets goooooo

Su Rongqing, having no idea of wth is going on: Am.... I about to be clowned ?

as of Round 3 (work in progress):

Li Rong: 2

Su Rongqing: 0

Cui Yulang: my sincere love & devotion, whatever what's worth

[preview shows that next 2 episodes start some horny sneaking around ! whee!]

[speedydestinydream]

Post "Fight or Flight" Episode Thoughts

(general thoughts after watching episode 2 of the milliot spinoff; seeing if my predictions were right and just talking about the episode)

!SPOILERS FOR THE NEW TMF EPISODE UNDER THE CUT; POSTED AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE EPISODE!

For reference, my pre episode prediction post

• Okay so they did show the video advertisement, and Elliot didn't really freeze up BUT he did stutter a lot which is fair, Milly didn't really speak but thats fair since it's. His gardening club

• Elliot was STRUGGLING with pulling out that fucking weed. Bro you can use a weed cutter THIS IS WHY THEY WERE MADE

• SEAAAANNNNN MOMENTTT YEAAAAHHHHH it's mostly his voice behind the camera but STILL. Also poor guy man accidentally ate compost RIP (Elliot being so apologetic for it,,, Elliot you are me and I am you.)

To be honest I thought black gold was oil tho??? Not compost? Idk

• Elli. Elliot. Elliot Thornton. Why did I just watch you bite into a tomato like an apple.

• Did he change shirts into the exact same shirt after that take cause he definitely had tomato juice on his shirt lol 😭

• Elliot practicing conversations in the mirror 🤨 Giving me huge Jake vibes here JUST LOOK AT HIM

• RAINBOW DASH SHIRT OH MY GOD MILLY IS AN MLP FAN (she is so rainbow dash)

• Milly has a father‼️‼️

• oh god cyberbullying... Elliot NOOOOOO

also for the students that were typing those replies. How stupid do you have to be to cyberbully someone on THE SCHOOLS OFFICAL GACHABOOK POST. WHERE THE FACULTY CAN SEE IT. USE YOUR BRAINS PLEASE

• Also... Bradley's last name is Buckley I think? Bradley Buckley? (the @ on one of the replies of the post)

• "Nothing will change. I'll always be pathetic." ELLIOTTTTTT NOOOOO

• MILLY FIGHTING BECAUSE THEY CALLED THEIR VIDEO ADVERTISEMENT CRINGE. I WAS RIGHT SHE WAS FIGHTING PARTLY IN DEFENSE OF ELLIOT LETSSS GOOOOOO

• I WAS RIGGGHHTTT ELLIOT WAS HORRIFIED BY MILLY FIGHTING BUT DIDNT WANT TO GRT INVOLVED BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO UPSET MILLY OR EMBARRASS HIMSELF I WAS RRRIIGGGGHHTHT

• "Stop fighting this isnt you 🥺" - Elliot, probably

• OH MY GOD I WAS RIGGGHHTTT FAYE AND DOMINIC JOIN THE GARDENING CLUB I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

• Ms. Cherry is PISSSSEDDDD

• ELLIOT OH MY GOD???? YOU FAINTED??????? THAT CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD I DIDNT NOT EXPECT THAT OH MY GOD.

• I WAS RIGJT WE DID SEE NEW STAFF (the nurse!!) She seems nice :3

• Elliot: "Oh lord... I wanna die...!"

Milly: "Yeah, he's ok. He's back to normal." LMAO. poor Elliot bro

• He PASSED OUT and still doesn't wanna go home??? Elliot take the free go home excuse it's ok

• awwwwwhhhj he's blushinggg

• FAYE AND DOMINICCCC!!!!

• Faye and Dominic wanted to be friends with Elliot but thought he was avoiding them and Elliot wanted to be friends with Faye and Dominic but was too scared to talk to them,,,, awwhwwhwhw friiieeennndddssshiiipppp

• damn these two are PASSIONATE about their animals

• BRADLEY (PINEAPPLE GUY 🍍) JOINING THE GARDENING CLUB???? MY PREDICTION WAS RIGHT?!??!?! OH MY GOD?!?!?!?!

• He sounds like a really sweet guy

• Bradley. Is blushing. Oh my god

• Man these guys all LOVE Elliot. Treating him like Jake 2.0 LMAAOOOO (seriously tho I'm so happy Elliot has 4 friends now WWOWOOOOO)

• His height compared to Milly I. He's SO FUCKING TALL WHAT. He's gotta be a senior atleast right???? Jesus christ how old is he

• "Who died and made you president of this club?" Dominic you are going up the ranks of my favorite tmf characters at an alarmingly quick rate I'm afraid that when I'm done typing this you'll be in my top 5

• JUMPING UP AND DOWN THEYRE SO SILLYYY

• Clozy Crunch? Wonder if it tastes good 🤔

• BRADLEY CANONICALLY BENCHES 100KG????? THATS LIKE 220.462 POUNDS?????? HES A HIGHERSCHOOL???? OH MY GOD??!??!?!

• THE MUSIC CLUB YEAHAHAHAH

• So real Hailey, princess is a stupid nickname fr

• "Hate is a strong word-" Jake bullied you for 2 years???

"Hate isn't strong enough of a word for me." Real Zander real

• THEY CUT ZANDER OFF BEFORE HE COULD CURSE. LET ZANDER SAY FUCK PLEASEEEE

#letzandersayfuck2024 rip 😞

• awwwhh Elliot's symbolism with the pink cactus flower that's cute

• God they're so awkward I love them

• Milly you are blushing RED girl

• JAKE AND ELLIOT INTERACTION OMG?????

• Hes just gonna. Leave the paper towel on the floor?? 😭 I mean I wouldn't wanna touch it either but atleast kick it to the bathroom??? Jake???

• Jake reprimending himself for embarrassing himself in front of someone and Elliot celebrating the fact he built up the nerve to talk to someone... oh how the tables turn

• AWWW DOMINIC WITH A FLOWER CROWN

• Faye are you HOLDING A FUCKING SPIDER

• Aww butterfly on Bradley's nose

• They're all BUDDIES

• Good ass episode and I was right with a lot of my predictions omg. How did that happen 😭

• Elliot I wanna see more of you and your club YOU WERE FUCKING AWESOME

Anyway that's all I just had to talk about this episode cause it was SSOOOOOSOSOOSOO good. I was literally screaming while it was premiering I was so overjoyed

[trickarrows-bishop]

LIVE BLOG OF ME REACTING TO EPISODE FIVE OF HSMTMTS

was gonna do this for episode four and forgot, kinda wish i did after all of THOSE scenes but anyways episode five lets GOOOOOO

[open with caution, i didn't realise how mentally unprepared i was]

THE WAY EJ WAS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BANNER MADE ME SCREAM TBH LIKE BROTHER U WANT ME TO CRY FR FR

"richard bowen" "elton john" caswen is upon us (i cant even say im delusional because madlyn deadass nearly happened last episode)

"the musical is going swimmingly" girl u drowning dont lie

BYE NOT THE NEVER-ENDINGLY USED PLOT OF THE IDEA OF THE MUSICAL BEING CANCELLED I CANT GET AWAY FROM THIS FR

i gotta say kourtney repeatedly getting her moment is insane. like im so fucking happy rn over it its insane. like she's going therapy (WOOOOO THERAPY !!) and actually looking at her future !! im so happy for her im fr putting ms girl in my pocket

also when i found out her mom is played by dara's actual mom i screamed (not lying im so dramatic bye)

"lets start with questions!!" "great 'cause i have many" she is me and i am her. i am kourtney greene coded fr

4 JOBS??? EJ'S DAD CAN SUCK A DICK FR IDEC HE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE MAN

i cant even say i want it made up bc ej said its a breath of fresh air and HE NEEDS THAT AIR FFS

"talking to val" WOHOOOO MENTION OF PAST CHARACTERS INSANE BEHAVIOR FROM THE WRITERS !! INSANE !! (im in delusion that nini will be back)

"you do look good" "thanks. you do look... terrible" real. ricky bowen me coded fr

cant believe we havent had one season where gina can just. have the lead. and no drama. like pls tim i was BEGGING like. at season two.

caitlyn (actress playing quinn the director) is so hilarious to me like i've been following her online for ages and bro its so funny seeing her on hsmtmts and doing exactly what she does in her other videos LMAO

"g force" i'll puke. fuck off.

GINA KINDA GAGGED QUINN THERE ???

LMFAO NOT HER CHANGING HER MIND JUST AT THE IDEA OF WINNING AN AWARD

EJ and ricky's duet lol they hate me. they want me to cry. im eight mins in too. cant wait to cry to this fr

update: crying over this duet what the fuc

can i just say how for certain songs on this soundtrack they've been HITTING or absolutely MISSING ???

this girl harper is GAGGING kourt LMAO "i see you standing here right now !!" SHES SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

miss jenn is not using siri rn.

CARLOS BB :(

SIRI SHUSH WITH UR BEEPING

trust the process WOHOOOO

why is it thunderstorming JESUS

22 pages U FUCKIN WHAT (never been in a musical idk seems like a lot)

why is she always wearing a cheer outfit its deadass like the character's personality is cheer outfit bro

"3 children" i need to buy a GUN

quinn i was just routing for u babe why u posting such bullshit on instagram. and was that a FILTER?

BIG RED???FHHSDHFADSJGHFKSDJHFASDKJBFSKV

BIGGIE ???dFHAKSDHFAKSJDHGFKASHDG IS THAT MY SON ???? MY SON ???? IS HE ALSO WEARING GLASSES WHAT THE FUCK OF FUCKS

anyways let me actually play the scene LOLZ

HIS FIRST WORDS ARE "ASH YOU LOOK AMAZING" BYE CANT DO THIS WHY WAS I ROUTING FOR MADLYN FFS

YK WHAT? ASHLYN HAS TWO HANDS. YEAH. THAT CAN WORK FOR ME

grandma red's 100th!! everyone cheered fr (i am everyone)

"your last text said you had something important to tell me" no i am not about to witness redlyn break up. nononono.

I KNEW IT

THE FUCKING MOMENT SEB SAID HE CHEATED I CONNECTED THE DOTS I WAS LIKE

"HMMMMM BIG RED JUST CAME OUT AS BI ??? YOU CHEATED ???? IDK ??? MAYBE SEB HELPED OR SOMETHING" LITERALLY SAID THAT SHIT OUT LOUD AND I WAS RIGHT HOLY FUCK OF FUCKS

"surprise!!" boy- i don't have TIME to even unPACK-

"you okay?" "i am GREAT" me when i LIE

HOLD UP

DID HE JUST

DID RICHARD JUST

MENTION NINI???? WHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THIS WASN'T ON MY HSMTMTS SEASON 4 BINGO CARD?!!!!????

yeah im salty about how shit of an exit that was for nini. next question.

"afraid of the truth?" do u want me to try and make this gay or not richard cuz i stg u are giving me some mixed ass signals

nevermind this is really sad and heartbreaking let me shut the fuck up

AND NOW WE GO BACK TO REDLYN OKAYYYY

THE MOVIES??? BIG RED AND SEB AT THE MOVIES ???

all of this is just so out of character for big red and seb like what

like ej was right there tim come ON

"we were at a harry styles movie" not the fucking millennial ass writing coming in NOW

"my bi origin story" how am i supposed to feel rn??? because i don't know how to feel. like. anything. at all.

GIRL YOU BETTER TELL HIM ABOUT VAL OR MADDOX ???

"yeah!!! she was cute!!!" "yes. she was." BAHAHHAHAJHFGDSKJ

"wait..." NOT THAT BEING THE WAY SHE CAME OUT BAHHDSJH

"there were fireworks... literally"

OHHHHH SHES TALKING ABOUT MADDOX TOO UHM

"YOU almost kissed MADDOX" bro idk if ur disgusted or proud pls elaborate

OH HE KNEW FROM THE DOC LMFAO

wait so im just like ??? meant to let go of redlyn ??

"im happy for you" kms where can i get a big red

aLSO I WANT A NAME REVEAL tim PLEASE

just watched redlyn break up. now FUCKING WHAT

"friends, though... right?" YOU BET YOUR ASS KING

"i will apologise to carlos. BUT YOU NEED TO CALL MADDOX" SO REAL THANK YOU BIG RED UR SUCH A KING

ashlyn stop doubting urself like GIRLIE everyone with EYES is down bad please. PLEASE.

WHY AM I WATCHING CARLOS AND MISS JENN HAVE A CRY SESSION ON SOME RANDOM ASS COUCH ???

why is rehearsals starting at 7 in the evening. that would not fucking slide at my school. ( if i ran a school) (not happening)

"FIFTY SIX MINUTES" girl even made me move tf?

KOURTNEY'S SHOES WHAT THE FUCK I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW

oh come on just hearing all of that she HAS to go to lewis

"i just learnt mack and gina are minors" GIRL ??? WHAT DID YOU THINK-

quinn shouting "CUT!!!" louder every time

"which felt like... nine days" WHY AM I LAUGHING

"because we're friends-" bro fuck off idc

GAG HIM G IT DONT MATTER

THINK OF THE MUSICAL GINA.

ricky PROMISED FR HE BETTER BE THERE

"hugs i love that we're doing this now!!" emmy I CANT NOT LOVE YOU

ASHLYN U MAKE THAT PHONE CALL THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I NEED MADLYN RN

oh fuck i didn't realise that left carlos and big red FUCK

suddenly i DON'T want to be here

carlos can never be fully mad like if i found out someone had kissed my partner im 100% going to jail bc im so pissed off & i've probably killed someone, but why is he saying mf "good day!!" as he stormed off

MADISON FUCK OFF I AM NOT IN THE MOOD

fuck im really gonna have to have madlyn dragged out for me ffs

bro what is this weather on about tho

last time weather was important to plot it was like. keeping nini back in s2 e3 LMAO ???

EJ saying some important shit to ricky and its gonna make me cry again (its not even the finale and i have 17 mins of run time left of this episode FFS)

"im actually hurting them?" "no, you're actually hurting yourself" HOLY FUCK IM TOO VULNERABLE FOR THIS

CASWEN HUG AND IM GONNA RUN WITH IT FR

"stealing my girlfriends" BYE I CANT DO THIS

[multiple-fandom-3010]

Rewatching Ninjago Season 5 (7 - 8)

Ronin SERIOUSLY?!?

RONIN YOU WERE THINKING OF KISSING NYA?!?

Are you guys dumb?

Zane’s falling again

GO WU GO!!

Why the fuck Ronin is so strong

CYCLONDO!!

WU’S DRAGON!!!

They literally ignore the fact that Wu has an FUCKING DRAGON?!?

YOU BITCH RONIN

First, why did you make a deal with a fucking GHOST?

YES NYA GO LADY!!!

NO OH FUCK

Ronin giving Nya a lesson after literally betraying her 😘

Why he’s dressing as a criminal?

MORRO?!?

NO YOU FUCKER

You lie Morro

Yep, Morro being and prodigy

MORRO YOU WHAT?!?

GO RONIN GO (I’m literally crying here)

MORRO YOU WHAT

Nya I love you

JAY THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH

THANKS RONIN THANKS I LOVE YOU THANKS YOU OLD MAN-

Wu, wtf you talking about?

Nya I feel you there

LLYOD!!!! THANKS LLYOD YOU OKAY 😭

Finally Morro is showing himself

Why Morro is so fucking beautiful why like he’s an ghost- (or maybe because I like emo/gothic characters)

Why so much tension like, that’s a FUCKING LAMP

Alright, Zane’s canonic smells

MORRO’S DEAD BODY?!?!?

The Ninjas talking:

Morro’s dead body: 💀

ALRIGHT BUT MORRO REMEMBERING WHERE HE DIED LIKE-

NO MORRO’S DEAD BODY 😭

Why did you guys destroyed Morro

Minecarts aren’t cool

I said

YEAH FINALLY THAT GHOST SKELETON “DIED”

But whait, where’s Llyod?

YEAH RONIN!!!

Oh yeah, “Morou” (this how they call him in brazilian dubbing)

Morro’s lucky that he has Llyod’s body

Cole: “oh shit, here we go again”

Thanks Jay for remembering me that COLE AND KAI CAN PROBABLY DIE

AN FUCKING BIG SQUID

ZANE THANKS ZANE THANKS

Why Morro’s walking is so freaking funny

NINJAS NEVER QUIT AGAIN?!? C’MON IT’S GETTING BORING

THANKS ZANE

Zane: “Are you really doubting of a nindroid?”

WU HAVE GLOVES?! DID YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO LOOK COOL ON YOU?!?

Well, the ghost aren’t that dumb

KAI LOOKING AT THAT THING THAT I DOESN’T KNOW THE NAME LIKE I FELT HIS PAIN-

KAI NO

Well, using the Airjitzu Cynclondo was a really good idea

Cole: “I’m a ghost, why I am worried?” *water fucking shows* “Well, that really makes me WORRIED”

Wait, Cole can’t fly?

NINJAS NEVER QUIT AGAIN?!?

Oh thanks Cole

Zane: “He’s alive”. HE’S A FUCKING GHOST, HE ISN’T ALIVE

WAIT, AFTER THAT IS GOING TO BE THAT SCENE!!!

The reason of Jay’s desperation on Skybound!

Cole’s not seeing his future 💀

Zane’s literally just changing clothes

OH FUCK THE SCENE THE SCENE BITCHES THE SCENE!!! WHY IM SO FUCKING HAPPY?!? THE SCENE!!!

MORRO?!?

Two idiots fighting

Why are you guys so smart?

Where the fuck is Morro?

OH YES THE FSM BEING A GOD

LLYOD!!!

MORRO U BITCH

KAI BIG BRO MOMENT

NO GIVE ME BACK KAI AND LLYOD YA FUCKERS

GO NYA GOOOOOO

WHY DOES BANSHA MAKE STRANGE SOUNDS

Wait, why does Morro possesing Llyod makes their powers dissapear?

LLYOD!!

THAT WAS OBVIOUS

LLYOD!!! 

GO JAY GO ZANE GO JAY GO ZANE

KAI BIG BRO MOMENT 2

THE CRYSTAL

LLYOD’S BACK BABY!! 👏👏👏👏

KAI AND LLYOD THEY ARE SO FREAKING CUTE 😭

Kai: “I promised to look after you, didn’t I?”. I’m crying

[hyperfixationspam]

s2 finale liveblog

good morning sluts i am so fucking scared

hes in his meditation era

"idk a wave or something" babygirl i love you

OH THE DADDY ISSUES

STOP SAYING SIMPLE

SSHSHSKSHDJS POOR BABYGIRL HE WANTS TO BE ADOPTED SO BAD

SWEETHEART WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IS HE BEING MUTINIED FROM FISHING 😭😭😭

YEAH THEY ARE DICKS TELL EM BB

ZHENG IS FINE SHES IN THE TRAILER FUCK YOU

"britain never shall be slaves" 🫤 interesting choice of words

PETES POOR BALD HEAD 😭

JACKIE LOOKS SO SAD 😭😭

RICKY YOU BITCH MY ENEMY FUCK YOU

YOUR NOSE?? YOU FREAK

EWW YOU BITCH I HATE YOU

ZHENG!!!!!

OH GOD SHES HAVING FLASHBACKS

OH THIS IS WHERE THAT SCENE IS FROM

AUNTIE CANT BE DEAD NOO 😭😭😭

ZHENG BB GET UP PLS

STEDE!!!!

"or is it?" loser i love you

ZHENG HELL YEAH!!!!!

her fixing her pigtails 😭 shes so cute

ED POOR SWEETIE

OH. OK.

hes already added a third daddy to have issues about what an icon

YEAHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

SHUT UP RICKY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

lmaooo izzy coming into "well actually 🤓☝️"

PINOCCHIO 😭😭 WE LOVE A CALLBACK

IZZY STOP WITH THE CANDLES

"the brains of this operation" 🤮🤮🤮 U RACIST BITCH

IZZY LORE???

HEY JACKIE. WHATS THAT. JACKIE

THE SOLDIERS READING THE LETTER NO NO NO NO

SOOOOOOOBS

ED READING THE ROMANTIC LETTER WHILE MURDERING THESE BITCHES 😭😭 I LOVE YOU

GNOSSIENE REMIX???

"WE WROTE OUR NAMES ON EACH OTHER" SHUT UPPPPPP

SWEET BABY

"you wrote me a lovely letter!!! 😡" why is he mad now shskdhskd

stede practically tripping over his own feet is so funny

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL ROMANTIC HERO TO STEP IN

YEAHHHHH

THE MUSICAL CALLBACK 😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE HIS DREAM THIS IS SO FUNNY AND HEARTBREAKING AND STUPID AND LIFE SHATTERING

zheng being like "ok we need to hurry this up so you bitches can be gay" queen

THE LONG AWAITED FIGHTING TOWARDS EACH OTHER SCENE!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA

SWEETHEARTS 💕💕💕💕💕

KISSY!!!!!!!

"lifes a dick" real 😭

KISSY!!!!! THATS KISSY NUMBER FIVE NUMBER SIX IF YOU COUNT THE SECRET ONE

HE SAID IT!!!!!! HE SAID IT!!!!!!

bro hit him with the star wars reference 🫤

ZHENG 😭😭

wait has ed not met zheng??? i completely forgot

"shes super tough" "GUYSSSSS FUUUUUUUCK" i love her so much she is everything to me

"FOR LOOOOOVE" HAHAHAHA

"we need someone to pee on the shirt" hey im sorry what did i just walk into

AUNTIE!!!!!!!

"ive got plenty of blood" yeah i can see that

LMAOO THEM JUST CHILLING NEXT TO THE BODIES OF THE DEAD SOLDIERS

"oh you saw the flip ☺️" lmaooo

"i caught it 🥰" cuteeee

BABE!!!!!

"men have cost her too much" lore??? also me too bitch the fuck

"ur not a man" oh transgender? "ur soft" 🫤

"you dont do soft?? 😫" olu baby ily

izzy im scared for u pls stop taunting him

"because....." we're gay? "we're good" ok that works too

"you are a rancid syphilitic cunt 💅" iconic

"ooh theres a lot of them 🫤" stede saw his bf and forgot about strategy

OH SHIT SHE DID POISON THEM. WAIT FUCK WHO ELSE IS POISONED.

"is that us doing that" STEDE YOU DUMBASS 😭😭😭😭

wait theyre poison trained??? wtf 😭

"no!!!!! let me kill him 🥰" beautiful

bruh olu having to remind her to be nice 😭

"i am. proud. of you. 😐" so genuine 💞

ZHENG MY SWEETHEART MY SWEET GIRL

ASS SHOT?????? HELLO?????????

ok ur taking the outfits but who took the underwear too 😭😭

zheng lookin kinda 🥵🥵🥵

how are they all rocking this its a navy uniform its not supposed to look good

is frenchie wearing eyeliner hell yeah

ok yeah why did you trust ricky with that

DID. DID IZZY JUST GET SHOT. HELLO

why did olu grab that guy so intimately it looked like he was about to kiss him 😭

JIM IS JIM OK

OH GOD IZZYS ABOUT TO DIE ISNT HE. HES ABOUT TO BE WUZZY

OK AT LEAST JIM SEEMS FINE

OLU I LOVE YOU SILLY BOY

AUNTIE??????? NO NO NO

WHY IS LUCIUS RUNNING SO GAYLY 😭😭😭

izzys makeup he looks so close to death oh god

"SIT WITH ME EDDIE" FUUUUUUCK

"IM SORRY" GOD FINALLY

GOD HES FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING IT. I CAN DIE IN PEACE. HOPEFULLY IZZY CAN TOO I GUESS

"it was us" FUCK FUXK FUCK FUXK FUCK FUUUUUCK

"i wanna go" OH MY GODDDDD

"youre my only family" "oh fuck off you twat" yeah thats the proper response 😭

"JUST BE ED" FUCKU FUXK FUCK FUXK

OH MY GOD. THE "THERE HE IS" PARALLEL. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE FUCKIN DEAD

congratulations to con o neill for doing the most convincing dead eyes ive ever seen thats a bit terrifying

STEDE PLEEEEASE GO GET YOUR MAN DONT JUST STAND THERE

OH THEYRE BURYING HIM HES LIKE DEAD DEAD NO RISING FROM THE GRAVE FOR HIM

ROACH GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER SHSKDHSKF

"he was a fucking nightmare what a guy" spitting straight facts

"i think wed be good together. kick a lotta ass" hell yeah wlw mlm solidarity

oh shit rickys still alive i forgot 😭

"shes said enough" HAHAHAHAHA

WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING WEDING YES YES YES YES

fang are u ok

ED........ THOSE EYES........

MATEYS!!!!!!!!!!

ok fang is not ok pls get this boy some therapy

"or kiss or something" 😭

CUTIES!!!!!!!! HUSBANDS!!!!!! MATEYS!!!!!!! CUTIES!!!!!!!!!

NINA SIMONE HELL YEA

WAIT IS FRENCHIE FIRST MATE FOR REAL NOW

OH SHIT JACKIES HERE TOO. FOUND FAMILY UNION!!!!

sugarballs????? 😭😭😭

WAIT ED AND STEDE STAYED BEHIND OH FUCK

INNKEEPERS!!!!!!!

OH MY GODDDDDDD

BUTTONS??????

frenchie skinny legend

wait who pissed on the towel

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO FOR S3 IF THEYRE BEHIND THO. LIKE IM HAPPY FOR THEM BUT WHAT ABOUT S3

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park -- season four (part 4)

LORD THIS IS SO LONG SD GSDBGKSBKJ

EPISODE 11:

AYO WHAT IS THIS BEEEEAAAT BRO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THIS INTRO IS SO GOOD I AM SHAKING ASS

12/10 INTRO CARD SLAYED THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS HOUSTON I'M D E C E A S E D

they are now 4th graders !!! they abt to be 9 years old !!!

wendy and BEBE MY KIDS IN FRAME I LOVE IT

stan be for real Y'ALL AIN'T ABT TO SHOW ASS TO THE NEW TEACHER

BUTTERS JKDNSGJNJKDSNGKJNDFK HE'S UNHINGED UR HONOUR

I am looking respectfully. this lady's breasts are ENORMOUS

MS. CHOKES ON DICK ARE U CEREAL SDJFBJISDBGK

stan, baby, we gotta work on ur jokes.

THE WAY IT WAS ONLY CARTMAN DSAHFBJDSBG GET BONED

TWEEK IS ME FR

cartman in his elvis era

NO NOT CLYDE CRYING JSDFBGKJSDBKJHBKSD MY FUCKING BABY DON'T CRY MI AMOR

clyde and wendy giving butters the bombastic side eye

these boys abt to use timmy as time travel bait NOT COOL

Mr garrison?!?!?!? where art thou

wendy sussing out the specifics iktr

damn. timmy went flying.

nah not y'all doing timmy dirty...

WHAT THE FUCK LADY DON'T GRIND YASELF ON TIMMY HE DID NOTHING

20 MINS UNTIL TIMMY IS BLOWN UP. I HOPE WE NEVER GET THERE

Mr garrison backstory damn

of course they gonna put kenny w the exploding chair I mean how else this man gonna die huh

OMG EW U ARE SICK FOR THIS DEATH

TIMMY SAYING PLS HELP???? HIS FIRST WORDS

OH FUCK THERE HE GO INTO SPACE

NO NOT THE PREHISTORIC TIMES

MR GARRISON AS A MONK FOR MISS CHOKSONDIK

garrison pls just come out as gay PLEASE THIS PONDERING IS SO BORINGGGG

THANK YOU LORD

all the FACULTY BEING SUPPORTIVE OF GARRISON AS THEY

F U C K I N G SHOULD

I take it back, y'all freaks

EPISODE 12:

ITS BEEN A COUPLE WEEKS BUT IM BACK AND THIS INTRO STILL BUSTS DOWN HOLY

IKE IN A BUSINESS SUIT ?!?! clean af boi

FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN !!!

NOT KYLE AND CARTMAN HAVING THE SAME THING

cartman always 1 uppin Kyle LMAO

who the fuck is this man.

BILL COSBY ?!,!

KYLE GET HIM

Stan being the voice of reason so real

NOT THE KIDS BULLYING IKE BOOO

Mr.Garrison bro these kids understand jack shit

KYLE BEING SMART he’s that straight A kid wbk

Kyle and Ike geniuses

CARTMAN RELAX LANDISMXKMAKD

STOP IKE IS QUAKING

BILL COSBY STEALING THE TRAPPER KEEPER LMAO

FLORA 💘 A BABY GIRL

KINDERGARTENERS RIOTING

Cartman UNHINGED

OH HE A ROBOT ?!?!,

so basically Eric destroys the future alright

FLORA DECIDED !! IKE SLAY

LMAOOOO THE RECOUNT

the kiddos are FERAL

KYLE AND CARTMAN FIGHTING FOR NO REASON

everyone okay with killing cartman

“KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE FAT BOY” Stan spitting facts

DAMN THEY GETTING THE BIG GUNS IN

OH FUCK THAT THING IS SCARY

liane my beloved

LIANE OH MY GOD SHE GETTIN ROBOT DICK

OH FUCK CARTMAN OH NO

NOT KENNY

JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD

liane still getting it tho LMAO

OH god KYLE it’s gross in THERE

NO KYLE MY KING SAVE HIM

MR GARRISON POPPED AWF AS HE SHOULD 💅🏻

this cartman monstrosity makes me physically sick

IKE WINS LIKE THE KING HE IS

cartman this is so gross

Stan forcing cartman to thank Kyle and doesn’t HAHAH

EPISODE 13

AAAAAA STENDYLEEEEE

Wendy looks SO CUTE JEICKSKXKDKXKC SHE IS THE GHURL

Stan and his fake beard WERK

KYLE MY SON

I’ve been famished of stendy/STENDYLE content pls excuse me

STENDY HAS A DAUGHTER OH MY GOOOOODDDDD

Timmy LOL

BEBE MY GIRL LETS GOOOOOO

BUTTER SPRINTING

CLYDE AND TOLKIEN OH MY GOD SO CUTE

the kids are so cute I can’t

Wendy speaking boosts my serotonin

GOBBLES :)))))

Timmy protecting gobbles is so sweet

OH FUCK TIMMY SAID JUMP THRU THE RING OF FIRE

AWWW GOBBLES SLEEPING W TIMMY IM CRYING SO WHOLESOME

Clyde slayed

THE KIDS ARE SO CUTE DANCING

kybe crumbs they beside each other

TURKSLAY

BEBE MAIN SLAYER

OH FUCK KENNY

Gobbles sacrificed Kenny for himself not slay

this man manipulating Timmy NOT COOL

cartmans brain is so whack

EW SOME OF THESE VISUALS ARE SO DISTURBING I can’t

NO TIMMY IM SORRY MY LOVE 😭😭😭

NOT HEIDI’S DOG :((((

ALL THE DADS SETTING UP CAMERAS LIKE DADS DO IS SO CUTE AND VERY WHOLESOME 😭 very slay of them

I SEE WENDY AND TOLIKEN CHITTY CHATTIN IN THE BACK 👀 SPARKS ?!?!

DONT KILL GOBBLES

OKAY PRODUCTION !!!!

OH DAMN THEY KILLED SO MANY TURKEYS

STENDY MOMENT STENDY MOMENT I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

singing for their fake baby IM DEAD

I have BIG FEELINGS FOR MY KIDS

STAN AND WENDY YELLING AT THE PLASTIC BABY WHY ARE THEY SO UNHINGED I LOVE THEM

them faking their deaths to end the act is so REAL. no one is doing it like my kids ON GOD

NO HE SHOT TIMMY

IM SO UPSET

WATER HELEN

I know WENDY HITTING THAT HIGH NOTE I JUST KNOW

OH FUCK THEY KILLED THAT TURKEY ON THE SPOT

gobbles !!!!

butters. Oh my god

Okay another part bc I fear the character limit

[tsuki-sennin]

The biggest boy of all Jamato! Vs! The two big boy Riders!

...I uh... can't really come up with an intro today, I'm a little preoccupied.

Spoilers, I guess...

-The lying-ass sparrow! He's gone!

-Punkjack! I missed you!

-"Eh, well... your grandpa helped pay for all this, sooooo... we might not kill you."

-Did he miss Ace? :3

-Hot damn, Duncan's got strength.

-"Blardy blardy blar... Hahahahhaa... Nobody's smart but me~!" type energy.

-If you get that reference, I give you a kiss (platonically).

-"Archimedel~! Sweetie~! How are you today~?"

-Caught you at a bad time?

-Kamen Rider Goots.

-"Backstabbed again, little lady?"

-Fucker deserved it.

-Ohhhhhh right, Sara doesn't know.

-"So like... are you gonna kill me too?"

-Guess Boss Man Suel has a jorb for you.

-Grand End!

-Where we're all gonna fucking die.

-"So like, you wanna deal with Beroba for me? I have lunch with Samas at 2 PM."

-Oh thanks, Buffa.

-PUNKJACK JUMPSCARE

-He's helping us? :3

-I can get behind this team-up more.

-Oh, thanks Niram.

-I suppose we're piling up all the big final all-or-nothing gambits.

-Hey, the world's ending, I say why not?

-Neon... :(

-"The world doesn't need to worry about Kurama Neon."

-"I do!"

-Can't believe

-Hello, Keiwa. I sure Ponkicchi doesn't exist for too long.

-Yes! Friend~!

-And here comes Kousei!

-Bro shut the fuck up, you don't get to be mad about this.

-You enabled it. You profited off it.

-The simple things in life~!

-True happiness was very easy.

-Oh I see Buffa drew 'em all.

-Well he doesn't seem a very artsy type, but I am impressed with his detailing.

-They kinda remind me of Tbh jhlkhg

-Especially Keiwa and Neon.

-"You're missing someone :3"

-Oh okay, sure

-Show off!

-My new headcanon is that Ace struggles to draw bears so he just made Punkjack's helmet from memory.

-I don't really think of Buffa as an anti-hero at this point.

-With how aggressive, unsympathetic, cruel, and downright savage he is as of now, he's ironically far closer to a classical Greco-Roman hero.

-Idk Ace, I think perhaps you're being a little generous here. It's pretty damn cruel to rip someone's dream away, even if it meant saving them.

-You're a sweet gal, Sara-neesan.

-She stands.

-"We are going to win this."

-...wait a minute, I just thought of something.

-If Sara knows how to use the Spider Phone, then surely she must've popped open the score screen at some point.

-...Keiwa, you should've been found out the MOMENT she got the phone.

-Takahashi, what the fuck???

-"Hold it."

-Duncan Jumpscare.

-"There's Big Sister..."

-Will one of you guys fucking jump in?

-Finally, you go Keiwa!

-I'd better be seeing cute sibling teamups soon, Takahashi.

-:)

-"Whatever, this is our problem now."

-The Na-Go Nation accepts Hakubi as one of our leaders.

-Alrighty then Ace, show us what you got.

-Well then, Buffa. Show us what you're made of.

-Let's goooooo!

-This is fascinating camera work.

-Jetlagged Fox.

-Oh, he

-He swims.

-Yeah this is pretty sick

-Shoot him harder, Buffa.

-Oh

-There goes his armor.

-Oh! Okay, that was cool.

-You're a bastard Buffa, but I can't deny your sense of style.

-...Monster looks pretty silly on you though.

-"I'm dying... I'm cold... but my boys will grow big..."

-This hurts.

-The Jyamato are just another of the Admins' many victims. Born and bred to fight and die for their entertainment.

-Good night, Archimedel. Gardener.

-"This sucks."

-Oh dammit, that's Nadgey's Core.

-"What do you want now?"

-"DGP is cancelled."

-Ovetime~!

-OH????

-THAT'S NEW

-What that????

-The buckle's orange... Boost MarkIII?

-...he looks so naked like that, what the heck?

[moon-ursidae]

SESSION #9!

as always: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR BOTH GAMES AND THE HBO SERIES BELOW THE CUT!!!

ngl i’m not really feeling this rn so i might not play for very long. and these posts are kinda getting to be a chore and i want them to be fun haha. so idk if i’m gonna keep doing these. i started them so that i could remember my thoughts and stuff when i play. 🤷🏻‍♀️ ANYWAY

total play time: about 3 hours!

hostile territory?? oh geez

i just started the section where abby and manny go to find owen

i’m scared

i’m also fucking horrified for when i get to the ellie fight bc i’ve seen a lot of people say that ellie fights the way that you’ve been playing her??

so she’s gonna be placing hella bombs and is gonna be stealthy as hell and i’m SCARED

god this game is fucking gorgeous

“fuck danny. i’m jealous owen got to shoot him before i did.” hmmmmm. HMMMMMM.

the more i learn about abby the more that i REALLY understand how revenge gets the best of her as well.

abby thanking manny for a bunch of stuff? hmmmm that definitely isn’t a sign of anything

WAIT I’M ON MY OWN AGAIN?? NOOO

i hate being on my own so fucking much

close quarters branch??? hmmm

i like the difference between ellie and abby’s branches

shows a lot about their fighting styles

i hate this long hallway i have to shimmy through

i’m gonna get jumpscared

GODDAMNIT I FUCKING KNEW IT

FUCKING CLICKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

damn abby REALLY doesn’t like the seraphites

goddamn

“yea may she guide you right off a cliff” like holy shit bro

“these freaks are in our backyard.” i love how they’re setting it up though. she clearly doesn’t like the seraphites AT ALL. so how she forms her relationships w lev and yara later are really important

i miss seeing what ellie would draw and write in her journal :(

i hear footsteps…

big ones…

am i about to get my shit rocked when i shimmy through this doorway

i was wondering when i’d see infected

i love how you don’t need the code for the safes anymore

i just go through and listen for the different clicking sounds it’s so fun

wait is this egg a goddamn jak and daxter easter egg

fuck yea ‘relic of the sages’

is there an uncharted ring somewhere?

i hope so

SHOTGUN ACQUIRED BABY LET’S GOOOOOO

WHY ARE THERE MORE INFECTED GODDAMN THEY KEEP COMING FROM FUCKIN NOWHERE

woooaahhhhhhh this seraphite truck is cool

“you want peace? stay on your island.” she REALLY doesn’t like them jesus we get it abby

NEW HOLSTER LET’S GOOOO

seraphites!

i’d rather fight people over infected any day of the goddamn week

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS CRAWL SPACE

NOPE. I DON’T WANNA

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ROOM WITH THE FERRIS WHEEL IN THE DISTANCE THAT I SEE ALL THE TIME

i’m about to go crazy in photo mode >:)

WORKBENCH FINALLY

THIS SHIT IS SO EXPENSIVVEEE

there are so many fucking seraphites in here oh my god

god that took so long to stealth bc it was so many different levels oh my god

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THE FIGHT SCENE WHERE THEY TRY TO HANG HER HAPPENING RIGHT NOW??????

I’M SCARED

flashback first!

the lights are so pretty in here 🥺

DOG???

DOG WHEN?

is he trying to make moonshine??

LMAO the way he went “abigail.” when she shook the jar

OH I’M ABOUT TO FUCK THIS SCOREBOARD W THIS BOW

YEAAAAA I GOT EM ALL

FUCK ALL YA’LL

13 BITCH LET’S GOOOOOOO

oh my god this is a mural of fucking salt lake city isn’t it?

YUP.

YUP. almost exactly from the pov where joel and ellie were standing

that’s crazy how that’s painted from memory

goddamn

aw the xmas decorations 🥺

THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD

wait is she about to ask him to go to jackson or is this after??

good mood because she found TOMMY.

SO THIS IS BEFORE JACKSON.

I HATE IT HERE.

“who’s more about justice than isaac?” you mean revenge?

everytime i start to like her more they remind me of the crime she committed that was killing joel miller.

but i also see how they keep pushing revenge on both ellie and abby’s side. joel took out the whole hospital to get ellie. to get revenge for taking her from him. for not giving her a choice. then abby wanted revenge for her dad. then ellie wanted revenge for her dad. it all goes in a never ending loop.

if ellie killed abby, lev would want revenge. then someone would want revenge for ellie, and so on and so forth. it would never end. so ellie had to break that cycle.

this is just so crazy bro

ugh okay now that i got that out

please don’t tell me it’s where they’re trying to hang abby

GODDAMNIT I SAW THE RAIN LIGHTING AND TREES AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

OH GOD

THE SOUND DESIGN????????? ARE YOU JOKING????????

SO GOOD.

this looks fucking amazing

if you told me this was shot live action i’d believe you

THIS IS INTENSE

OH MY GOD

IS THAT EMILY SWALLOW????????????

THE FUCKING ARMORER?????????

HELLO????????

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE HAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

YARA!!!!!

CLIP HER WINGS????

ARE THEY GONNA BREAK HER ARMS??????

OH MY GOD PLEASE NO SHE’S JUST A KID

I CAN’T.

A HAMMER????? WITH A FUCKING HAMMER?????????????

I’M GONNA THROW UP

HOLY SHIT. THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY LEV.

YUUUUUP I SAW HIS BALD LIL HEAD

HOLY SHIT ABBY LET’S GOOO

IT BEGINS.

GIMME THAT HAMMER BITCH.

OH SHIT STALKERS??????

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. THE SINGLE TORCH THROUGH THE DARK ASS WOODS???

FUCKING AWESOME.

OH IT’S THAT ONE BITCH THAT AMBUSHED ME.

OH. MY. GOD.

THAT WAS BRUTAL.

SITTING HERE W MY JAW ON THE FLOOR.

GOD THIS EVEN STARTS OUT LIKE JOEL AND ELLIE.

ESCAPING THE QZ AND ESCAPING THE ISLAND

ABBY’S ATTITUDE “fine don’t tell me. i don’t really care.” LIKE JOEL WHEN HE WAS LIKE “i don’t care how you got infected.”

AHHHHHHHH NAUGHTY DOG I’M GONNA YELL

NEW MANUAL LET’S GO

INCENDIARY SHELLS??? AYO???

that’d be good as hell for rat king huh?

poor yara man :(

awe abby’s “stay behind me” she’ll deny she cares but you can tell that she does even just a little bit

more infected!

OH SHIT

SHALMBLER I AM BOOKING IT GOODBYE I AM HORRIFIED

I’M OUT

WAIT.

IS THIS A FUCKING AMBULANCE?????

WAIT IS RAT KING NOW????

I’M SCARED WAIT IT CAN’T BE

NO BC ABBY HAS A JACKET

IT’S DEFINITELY LATER

AND NOW CARRYING YARA AND RUNNING LIKE JOEL DID W ELLIE

WHAT THE FUCK

her hand is so red 🥺

oh my god her arm looks fucking awful :(

THE MUSIIICCCCCC

🎶on my own again🎶

wait. is the fucking boat scene coming up?

i’m scared. this building looks like bad news.

LONG GUN HOLSTER LET’S GOOOO

i was fully expecting to see seraphites out here not infected jfc

ALABAMA COIN

“should be a straight shot from here.” abby you forgot that this is a last of us game

it’s not gonna be that easy

WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABBY

i cannot express how much i DON’T want to go into this building

i’m almost at 30 hours 😳

i think i’m gonna end here actually bc it’s almost 6 am haha

super intense this time!

in only a few hours of playing!

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

3, 19, 42, 74, -For Dave

[ YEEHAW DAVE LETS GOOOOOO- ]

3. Would you prefer to be manipulated or to be the manipulator?

      “I mean. Both are pretty fucking shitty, full offense. Like, especially if you’re doing that shit with bad intentions. But I GUESS if I’m forced to choose, I’d rather be the one in charge. I’m not calling myself a manipulator, it sounds big fucking yikes, dude.”

19. What is the one compliment you always get that you’re too embarrassed to accept, so you deflect it?

      “Don’t know what you mean. I don’t deflect shit, my guy. Smother me in compliments. Well, accept for any about my eyes. My eyes fucking suck for their own reasons. Not like I let a lot of people see them anyways.”

42. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done just to avoid failure?

      “Does rewinding time count? Cuz I do that shit on the DAILY. Not to like, avoid failing at shit, totally not. But I had to a few times in the past for real good reasons. Not getting into details, but it was better for everyone that I did.”

74. What is the worst way someone’s ever abandoned you?

      “Oof, Yikes. Trying to dig deep, aren’t we? Sorry homie, you need like a BEST FRIEND level of 100 to unlock that shit. I’ll give you a dumb one though. One time bro took me to a restaurant and I didn’t eat fast enough so he paid and straight up left me there. Like dude. I know where we live. I can walk. Didn’t really think that shit through. But I said to hell with it and just fucked off to the arcade and chilled there until it closed.”

[finelinevogue]

Hello, could you do one of those Instagram blurbs where they both are into artsy stuff like museum dates, going to concets, painting, and just being really cute and cuddly on their finsta which is only known by their friends? Thank you (:

‘course i can!! enjoy♥️

12 likes

yourfinstagram record shopping for H, only he doesn’t own a record player smh

harryfinsta1 They’re for decoration

yourfinstagram @/harryfinsta1 they’re too expensive to just have hanging on your wall

harryfinsta1 @/yourfinstagram Leave me alone

mitchrowland oooh we’re witnessing a domestic

31 likes

harryfinsta1 Date night got me making martinis

yourfinstagram !!! they tasted awful !!!

harryfinsta1 @/yourfinstagram Only because you can’t handle your alcohol and had too many bevs

mitchrowland another domestic👀

harryfinsta1 @/mitchrowland Blocking you now

yourfinstagram @/harryfinsta1 surprised you know how to do that👀

harryfinsta1 @/yourinstagram Don’t push your luck baby…

mitchrowland @/harryfinsta1 ok block me rn

16 likes

yourfinstagram blowing bubbles for baby

y/nbff POST THIS ON UR MAIN RN

harryfinsta1 Fuck you’re so pretty

yourfinstagram @/harryfinsta1 love u bestie

otherbff ooooh u look so good

9 likes

yourfinstagram i just squish him

harryfinsta1 I squish you most

mitchrowland you two are disgusting

harryfinsta1 @/mitchrowland Get off my girlfriends instagram you’re upsetting her

mitchrowland @/harryfinsta1 woah what about bros before hoes

harryfinsta1 @/mitchrowland Did you just call y/n a hoe?

michrowland @/harryfinsta1 🏃‍♂️💨

16 likes

yourfinstagram we had a cd painting competition, which one would you vote for??

harryfinsta1 The left one

yourfinstagram @/harryfinsta1 you can’t vote for your own you dickhead

mitchrowland um the right one

sarahjones ^^

y/nbff ^

otherbff ^^^

harryfinsta1 I’m leaving😑

29 likes

harryfinsta1 I want to write a song about her

mitchrowland lets goooooo

jeffazoff About the statue or y/n??

harryfinsta1 @/jeffazoff The statue obviously

yourinstagram @/harryfinsta1 smd

harryfinsta1 @/yourinstagram No, you mine

mitchrowland @/harryfinsta1 👀

1,028,204 likes

harrystyles She’s my sunshine

304,028 comments

yourinstagram aww baby🥺🥺 i love you

harrystyles @/yourinstagram ❤️

mitchrowland swear on your finstas ur different people

harryfan1 @/mitchrowland THEY HAVE FINSTAS

harryfan2 HARRY HAS A FINSTA WYHAt

annetwist Beautiful photo!!💞💞

[angelthebedsheet]

scrapping with bakugo and SLEEPING his ass

a/n: i was watching fight videos and remembered that girl knocking her bf tf out while they were play fighting so we finna host a fight club in the ua common room lmao male reader btw

lets get it

contains cussin as usual, fighting, usage of the slur nigga, black! deku, black! mina, angry bakugo, meechonmars/dopeisland vine reference, TODOROKI, KAMINARI, SERO AND MINA ARE MESSYYYYY

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Bakugo Katsuki

“You guys should fight.” Kaminari said. “Why should we? I don’t wanna hurt him even though I’ll win.” Bakugo said, not looking up from his phone. “Right, okay, but the last time you said you got bitched out by Midoriya? Don’t bite off more than you can chew, baby.” M/N commented, scrolling through his feed. “H-Hey don’t include me in this!” Midoriya exclaimed as Bakugo scoffed. “Shut the fuck up. Don’t forget how you got laid out by ya moms in front of Aizawa.” Bakugo said as he glared at him. “That’s how you feel? Aight then bet. Get up.” M/N said as he stood up. Sero and Kaminari shot up and started to move the furniture. “Did I hit a nerve?” Bakugo said, mockingly as he put his phone down. “Nah. We jus gon have to fight without our quirks. I bet you I’ll sleep yo ass.” M/N said. “If you start leaking then that’s on you.” Bakugo said as he stood up.

“Aww shittt. It’s about to go down. Place ya bets!” Kaminari said. “Bakubro don’t go overboard! He’s still your man.” Kirishima said. “And I will fight my man. Ain’t no special treatment.” Bakugo said as he fixed his slippers. M/N fixed his pants and kicked his slides off. “Without shoes?” Midoriya mumbled. “I think this is very inappropriate behavior! You shouldn’t fight your significant other! He’s also your classmate!” Iida said while making chopping motions. “Iida, my nigga. Respectfully shut the fuck up.” M/N sang as he cracked his knuckles.

“I-you know what I’m going to be quiet.” Iida mumbled as he crossed his arms. Aoyama only snickered and patted his shoulder. “ROCK HIS SHIT!” Mina exclaimed. Uraraka looked at her. “W-Who’s side are you on?” She asked. Mina shrugged and giggled. “Girl, ion know. I just wanna see some hands get thrown bad girl club style.”

“You ready, bae?”

“Fuck yeah. You ready, M/N?”

“Aight then! Fight!” Sero called out. “Kaachan’s gonna start with a left hook.” Midoriya whispered to Uraraka. “Deku, darling. We get that you read him just give us some funny commentary or shut it.” Aoyama said as he threw a pillow at him. Midoriya squealed as he caught it. Bakugo swang on M/N. “Weave!” He called out as he moved from the swing. “M/N better win this. I wanna see Bakugo get knocked out.” Todoroki grumbled while recording. They watched as Bakugo and M/N kept swinging on each other, until Bakugo punched him in his side too hard.

M/N winced and backed up, holding his side. “Oh shit. Baby, you okay?” Bakugo asked, worriedly as he looked at his side. “Oh nah, I’m finna whoop ya ass.” He said as he took off his hoodie and tossed it at Todoroki. “YUH! GO CRAZY ON HIS ASS, M/N! MINK MINK MINK!” Mina yelled as she stood on the couch. “SHUT IT, PINKY!” Bakugo yelled. M/N pulled up his pants and ran up on Bakugo. Bakugo dodged a punch and swang. M/N ducked and punched him in the jaw. “BOW.” He exclaimed

“DAMNNNNNNNN.” Everyone yelled, standing up as Bakugo folded. “K.O. Nigga! Take yo ass to sleep.” M/N exclaimed. “Oh my god...” Momo mumbled as Mina stared at Bakugo’s knocked figure. Iida crouched down and gently slapped Bakugo’s cheek. “Oh wow. He’s. He’s out.” He said. “Period I guess. Shit.” Sero said as he chuckled. “You just knocked him out that easily? How? Did you hit a pressure point?” Midoriya asked. “Bro ion know. All I know is that I knocked the nigga out. Aight move I’ll take him to Recovery Girl.” M/N said as Todoroki tossed him his hoodie. He pulled it back on. He slipped his slides back on and put Bakugo over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“I now have the best video I’ve ever seen. I’m never deleting this.” Todoroki said as he sent it to the 1-A groupchat. “He... He just put Bakugo to sleep, kero.” Tsuyu said. “Told y’all I’d knock his ass out. See yall.” M/N said as he went down the hall. “I bet you Bakubro’s gonna be PISSED.” Kirishima said as he plopped back down on the couch. “Then it is what it is. If Bakugo gets dragged twice in one day it was meant to be.” Todoroki commented as he lightly smiled at the video. “I’m surprised Bakugo went down that easily.” Jiro said as she fiddled with her earphone jack.

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“You’re TRASH.” M/N yelled as he pressed down on the buttons. Mina could only laugh as she watched tears roll down Midoriya’s face. “My dick is in yo mouth. My dick is in yo mouth.” He exclaimed as he got in Midoriya’s face. Midoriya sniffled as he continued to play. Sero started wheezing. “Damn, bro. You really do eat ass at playing 2K.” Kaminari commented. “S-Shut up, I know.” Midoriya whined as he wiped his eye.

They perked up as they heard stomping footsteps. “WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?” Bakugo yelled. “OH SHITTTTTT ROUND 2, YALL!” Mina screamed as she jumped over the couch. Todoroki ran out of the kitchen, one hand holding his bowl of soba and the other holding his phone up. “Woah waittttt.” He said as he slid to sit in the corner. Bakugo swang around the corner, hands popping. “Oop, lemme move because I do NOT want to be caught in this.” Midoriya said as he paused the game and ran out the way. “Shittt I even got my Mortal Kombat music and Jiro’s microphone.” Kaminari said as he stood next to Sero.

“You.” Bakugo growled as he pointed at M/N. “Hey baby. How’s the jaw?” He asked as he looked at Bakugo. Bakugo’s eye twitched before he lunged at M/N. Kirishima yelped as Kaminari immediately started playing the music. “Round 2! Fight!” He announced in the microphone. “Nah you not finna mush like that, bro.” M/N exclaimed. “AAAAAAANDDDD THEY SCRAPING LIKE DOGS!!!” Kaminari yelled as Todoroki slurped on his soba. “LET’S GOOOOOO!” Mina exclaimed as she jumped up and down. Midoriya watched with his jaw dropped as Bakugo dragged M/N by his ankle out of the living room.

“OH SHIT THE FIGHT’S MOVING.” Kaminari yelled as he ran after them. Mina and Todoroki got up and jumped over the couch to chase them. Sero, Midoriya, Tsuyu and Hagakure slid into the hallway. They all watched and recorded as Bakugo and M/N threw connecting punches at each other. “GET ON TOP, M/N! WHOOP HIS ASS AGAIN!” Mina yelled as she clapped her hands. “Should we intervene?” Midoriya asked Sero. “Nah give em a couple minutes, then we step in—” Sero was cut off by Kaminari screaming into the mic. “GODDAMN!” He yelled as M/N kicked Bakugo in the chest, knocking the wind outta him. Bakugo groaned as he curled up in a ball.

“NOW WE STEP IN.” Midoriya yelled as he ran and grabbed M/N from pouncing on him. Todoroki stood there recording Bakugo. “Damn. That’s rough, buddy.” He commented as Kirishima helped Bakugo up. Mina high fived M/N before running to Bakugo. Sero shook his head. “Well shittttt. This has been another Bad UA Club fight.” Kaminari said as he looked at Kirishima and Mina helping Bakugo.

[lifesucksheres20bucks]

THOUGHTS I HAD FOR EPISODE 8 OF WANDAVISION **spoilers**

Okay here we goooooo

Will i cry

Who knows

OMG PURPLE MARVEL LOGO

AGATHA ORIGIN STORY YES

WITCHES ARE KILLING A WITCH???

Oh betrayal

Katheryn hahn is so gorgeous wtf

They just her stronger im assuming instead of killing her

Yass queen

Eat the souls of the other witches

Just killing everyone

How nice

Just witch things ™️

Is agatha trying to get the gang back together

THE REAL US??

SO SEÑOR SCRATCHY IS SOMEONE

Damn agatha

Fuck i love her

FIETRO

SO WHO IS THIS PERSON

LIKE WJO IS FAKE PIETRO

Is agatha going to teach wanda

Its the feel im getting

Agatha jelly

She wants want wanda has lol

Señor scratchy sus

TO YOUR NOT BROTHER

Dont need to rub it in

This is like the best of marvel, i swear

WHERE ARE THE BOYS

FLASHBACKS OMG

OMG HER PARENTS

OMG LITTLE PIETRO

LITTLE WANDA

OMG THEY DID HAVE MALCOM

She wanted to be like the shows

Omg bro i didnt want to see her origin story

This is breaking my heart

THE STARK BOMB

I stg if we see the real pietro imma cry

SOKOVIA

HYDRA

Wanda needs a hug and therapy

I want to give her a hug

My god poor thing

I love this origin story but man my heart

OMG THE SCARLET WHICH APPEARED TO HER WHEN SHE GOT HER POWERS

Wtf

Omggggg

So she had the right huh...mutation if you will, to get the powers

CIVIL WAR WANDA

Vision just wants to help :’)

VISION LOOKED AT US AGAIN WHY

Girl is depressed

She needs therapy.

Vision :’))))))

My fucking heart

Why am i crying

GIRL BOSS

GOING TO GET HER MAN

SAVING THE CORPSE

She just wanted a funeral for her mans

Wanda’s head tilt is so powerful lol

Hayward can die

I’m his next of kin :(((((

HOW ARE THEY CHOPPING THROUGH VIBRANIUM

SENTIENT WEAPON FUCK OFF

OMG HAYWARD U MANIPULATING BITCH

SHE JUST WANTED TO BURRY HIM AND HE MANIPULATED HER

HE WAS WAITING FOR HER TO TAKE HIM

WHAT A SCUMBAG

She cant feel him anymore:((((((((((

I HOPE WANDA KILLS HAYWARD

SHE LEFT?????

Im so confused

WHY IS SHE IN WESTVIEW

THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE FOR THEMSELVES BEFORE HE DIED

THE NOTE I CANT

HOW DID SHE RECREATE HIM IF HES STILL IN THE LAB

Im so confused

Katheryn hahn can step on me

IS SHE GOING TO EXECUTE THE TWINS

CHAOS MAGIC YES

SCARLET WITCH

OMG THEY SAID IT

SCARLET WITCH

ITS THE FIRST TIME IT GOES INTO WANDAS EYE IN THE POST CREDIT SCENE

ITS USUALLY VISIONS EYE

WHAT HAPPENED TO MONICA AND PIETRO

Or fietro

THEY MADE VISION

BUT WHITE VISION

Like in the fucking comics

HOLY SHIIIIIIT

were in for a fucking ride next week.

ARE WE GOING TO GET A FIGHT BETWEEN REAL VISION AND WHITE VISION?????????????

BC I SAW PROMOS WE HAVENT SEEN YET WHERE VISION AND WANDA ARE DEFENDING THEIR HOME AND VISION IS STILL THERE

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR VISIONS FUTURE??? WILL THEY BE ABLE TO REVIVE THE REAL VISION ???

wtf happened to monica and pietro from last weeks post credit scene?????

i still have questions on fietro! did she take another human and made him believe he was pietro or did she create him???

bc if its the first one maybe it is peter from x-men???

also hayward can die

i want vision or wanda to murder hayward

so bad

omg i can’t believe we got white vision i saw a theory but didn’t think it would happen holy fuck

also the twins :(((( i hope they gonna be okay

katheryn hahn can step on me

also according to my calculations all 8 of these episodes total 5 hours and we were promised 6h so my guess the last episode is going to be an hour long (lets say 45mins of actually show time and not 15 minutes of credits lol)

HOLY FUCK

[radramblog]

On Celeste

Now that I’m not doing a whole lot with my time, I’ve had more to spend steadily whittling my “games to play” list. It’s a long one, but we’re slowly but surely making our way through it. As a result of this, I’ve finally got around to playing Celeste, only 3 years after the game came out.

This game…it’s really fucking good y’all.

I’m far from an expert on platformers, and I’m not particularly good at them either. The only 2D Mario games I’ve actually beaten are the original and the first New Super Mario Bros, I could never get my head around Sonic, and I’ve never played DKC. Basically, I suck at this kinda game.

Fortunately, Celeste is an example of a platformer that is extremely good at gradually teaching the player how to play it. Each of the game’s 9 stages features its own unique mechanics, such as the traffic light blocks in the Forsaken City or the “Mirror Blocks” (?) in the Old Site. Each of them presents a slightly different twist adding to the relatively simple basic gameplay of jump, dash, climb, and each one is introduced, effectively taught to the player, and consolidated into the game in a satisfying way. The movement is extremely satisfying, and there’s a lot of insanely technical stuff you can do- there’s a reason the game has become so popular with speedrunners.

But the game wouldn’t be as huge as it is if it was just good gameplay. That’s not enough these days. Celeste has a story, and that story is pretty moving and unfortunately relatable for folks these days ™. Madeline, the protagonist, is climbing this mountain to escape from herself, from her anxieties and depression, but Celeste Mountain (an actual place in Canada it turns out) makes those fears literally manifest. It’s a story of coming to terms with yourself and your problems, of self-acceptance and acknowledgement.

There’s little wonder to me how popular this ended up being within the LGBT+ community, even before Farewell came out and Madeline was confirmed as trans.

You see a lot of indie games tackling this sort of mood these days ™, and I think it’s a reflection of the state of the world. Where the people with such powerful creative potential are writing what they know, and what they know is bad mental health. I almost feel like it is unique to the genre of indie, as the message and emotion cannot possibly survive being churned through the AAA industry machine. It’s important that things like this exist, though, because representing these issues helps normalise them, and stories like this no doubt help people come to terms with their own issues. You might not have the same intense panic attacks Madeline has, and the voice in your head might not be as literal, but the meaning remains regardless.

I don’t really know where I’m going with this. I guess this is just me musing about a game I spent like two straight days playing earlier this week. It’s fucking great, though. I’m a sucker for good pixel art, and this was no exception- but the drawn art for the chapter endings and talksprites is excellent as well- “Badeline”’s expressions are kickass and evocative, and Theo’s little “YOLOOOOOOOO” voice fuzz noise is just adorable. The soundtrack is god-tier, even before you get into the B-Side remixes from a variety of composers- including Ben Prunty from the fucking FTL soundtrack let’s goooooo.

I technically haven’t finished Celeste. I mean, there’s so many more strawberries to find, I never actually finished farewell nor did I complete any B-sides (gave em a shot and hooo boy). But it’s a solid enough package that even if I don’t return to it, I’m satisfied with the experience it has given me. It’s arguably an important game- a culmination of story/theme and gameplay that has brought multiple different communities together in its own celebration.

[inseobts]

jealousy | kim namjoon

– request: “Can I request a scenario where you have been hanging out with mino from winner and RM from bts gets jealous because hes had these feelings for you. RM thinks you two are dating but you're just really great friends. Female reader. Thanks”

– pairing: namjoon x fem!reader

– genre: a little bit angst and fluff I guess

– a/n: sorry for my English and for the mistakes you will see. And I can’t put the “keep reading” text on mobile I’m sorry for the long post.

– attention: I won’t tolerate any bad comments about Mino in any way. If I’ll see some I will delete and block right away.

YOUR POV

“Hey y/n, why are you here this morning?” Jin asks while preparing breakfast for the younger members and you.

“Oh well, I finished my cereal at home and you know I can’t have breakfast without them” you say taking a strawberry from the fruits plate he just washed.

“You should have seen his face yesterday when y/n was talking about..” you hear Jungkook talking with someone while walking towards the kitchen, obviously until he realises you are there, “y/n? W-What? Hi”

Both Jungkook and Taehyung awkwardly smiles at you. You look at them confused and ask, “what were you talking about?”

“Ehm, about...” Taehyung starts and couldn’t finish the phrase.

“BREAKFAST IS READY, EVERYONE COME DOWN” Jin screams making you even forget what you were talking about a few seconds before.

The members arrive and smile at you as a good morning.

“Where is Namjoon?” you ask seeing that everyone started eating without him.

“He will be there in a few minutes, he worked on a song all night and didn’t sleep much, you have to see his hair and face” Jimin says giggling.

After like 10 minutes Namjoon comes down and stops his steps when he spots you at the table with the others. You smiles at him and gesture him to sit next to you, “I saved you some food or they wouldn’t have left any”. He sits next to you and you fix his hair. Then you side hug him leaving him enough space to eat without breaking the hug.

“You two are so cute together” Hoseok says with his heart smile making the both of you blush. You then hear your phone ringing and break the hug to go answer.

“Hey Mino!!!” you yell scaring everyone in the room, “yes,, I’m already dressed actually....I’m at bangtan’s dorm right now but I can leave already....oh yes, I can send you the address...oh, don’t worry you can tell me everything later...okay bye, love you”.

“Was it Mino?? Song Minho? From winner right?? Aaah I wanna come with you” Jungkook says fanboying next to you, making you smile.

“Are you leaving already?” Jimin asks as soon as you put your phone back in your bag.

“Oh yes, Mino needs me” you answer fixing your hair with your hands.

Everyone was now looking at you but you notice Namjoon looking down at his plate avoiding you.

“Don’t worry I didn’t forget our promise” you say reassuring them. It was movie night and since you already missed the last one you had to promise them you would have been there this time. This mean you couldn’t miss it for anything and anyone. You wave at them and leave after Mino texted you he arrived there.

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After you spent all day with Mino you come back to bts’ dorm without going home first since you didn’t have enough time. Taehyung opens the door to find you with a big bouquet of roses and little sunflowers, Mino’s favourites.

“Woah, are those for me? I’m honoured but you know yn, I don’t want to be mean but.... I don’t like you that way. You’re like a sister to me” Tae says putting an hand on your shoulder with a fake sad expression. You decide to play along and put a sad expression on your face too, “did you just sister-zoned me?”, you watch him nodding with a compassionate face and then you both start laughing.

You then walk in the living room where all the boys are waiting with popcorns and they all start looking at you with questioning faces.

“What were you two laughing at?” Namjoon asks curiously before seeing your huge bouquet and suddenly change face in a sad one, “are that from your boyfriend?”

“T-they’re from Mino, you knew I was with him today” you say kinda scared to ruin the night.

“Exactly..” Namjoon sarcastically answer you, “why don’t you just admit you’re dating him? Is it that difficult to say? We all see how close the two of you are. You go to his studio and spend hours there, then you get invited to their concerts to the backstage, eat together, watch movies together, shopping together and look!! Now he even buy you flowers, how romantic!!!”

“Why are you so mad at it anyway?” you angrily ask him, while watching him come closer to you with a serious expression that almost scared you.

“Oh, so you admit it now? It was about time”

“I’m not admitting shit. Why are you acting like this?”

“Because MAYBE yn, you should not lead people in thinking that you might like them back when you actually are dating someone else!!”

“WHO I WAS EVEN LEADING IN? I AM JUST LIKE THIS, YOU SHOULD KNOW ME” you yell at him.

“Jungkook, I’m sorry, she doesn’t like you back” Namjoon says looking at the maknae making everyone in the room confused as fuck. “I-It’s better if I stay in my room tonight. Sorry boys...” he continues walking past you to go to his bedroom without even looking back at you or his friends there.

“OH CUT THAT SHIT, WE ALL KNOW AS HELL THAT JUNGKOOK DOESN’T LIKE ME. STOP LYING TO ME NOW” you yell making him stop right before his room’s door.

“You are the one who should stop lying to me yn”

“All because of a fucking bouquet?” you ask giving the flowers to Taehyung who was still next to you and then walk towards Namjoon, “just to let you know he bought those for a girl he likes, but that girl didn’t even show up at the date and blocked his number and socials without even give him a reason. So he called me this morning and told me if I wanted to go somewhere with him so that he could stop thinking about that bitch and gave me the flowers since he didn’t know what to do with them anymore. AND even if these flowers were actually for me I don’t see the problem. Can’t a friend buy flowers to his best friend? Yeah,, that’s what Mino and I are.. best friends. Is it so difficult to see and understand? All the things you listed before are things that I actually do with you too”

“I-I don’t know, okay? I am sorry, I just thought it was...different” he says with a sorry face.

“What was different?” you softly ask him.

“Between us. I’m sorry I’m just stupid enough to think you could actually have feelings for me and like me back, but I guess it’s just what you do with all your friends”

“Y-you have feelings for me?” you ask him kinda shocked.

“Yeah, I’m sorry”

“Nothing to apologise for, I’m actually the one who should be apologising here. I didn’t mean to hurt you with all the Mino thing. We really are just friends, I swear. You don’t know how I am around Mino because you actually have never seen us and if you could see us together you would see how different we are compared to you and I, Joon” you says walking closer to him.

“What does this mean yn?”

“It means that I’ve been liking you for years now, Namjoon, and yet I’ve never had the courage to confess my feelings to you. I tried to hide them and even tried to date someone to forget about you, but nothing worked. I don’t even know why I did it but I saw you dating and it hurt me a lot. Then I got used to it tho and now that you aren’t dating anyone you always ask me to spend more time with you and I just couldn’t handle it because it was difficult to hide everything and make it seems like when we were alone I didn’t want to hug you, cuddle you and kiss you. I met Mino and we had a lot of things in common so we became close friends but nothing more. At the end my heart only wanted and still wants you, Namjoon” you say and regret it right away, “wow this was even clingier than I thought I’m sorry I disgusted myself”.

“You’re an idiot... a blind idiot” he says hugging you.

“He’s the one talking...” Jin says, “she was so obvious all this time bro. Everyone in this room knew you two liked each other”

“Yeah, and next time don’t use me as an excuse. What the hell was even that hyung?” Jungkook adds.

Namjoon turns to face you, “if it wasn’t clear Jungkook never liked you, I was talking about myself all the time. And yn,,” he says breaking the hug to make you look at him, “I love you a lot”

“I love you too, idiot” you saying hugging him, “Now you will stop getting jealous over my friends, right?”

“I’ll try” he smirks at you, “what if now we steal their popcorns and move the movie night in my room? Nothing perverted I swear!”

“Let’s goooooo” you say going towards his room leaving him behind, “aren’t you coming too??? I wanna cuddle!”

“I AM COMING” Jungkook yells running towards Namjoon’s bedroom before being blocked from Namjoon himself.

“Stay back kid” he says and went to you who were already choosing a movie. He smiles and back hugged you, “is this a dream?”