#like an abbreviation of 'home owner'

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Max: When I was younger before I knew about gay people, my best friend called me “a homo” and I thought it meant homeless.

Max: And I was so confused — I said, “But Chloe, you’ve been to my house!”

[mercurygray]

Apologies Owing

Well, they're finally here - the pilots, that is. The base's WACs have some opinions they'd like to share.

A follow up to this piece - and an announcement! I'll be trying to post all of Cord's drabbles on AO3 at Pavilioned In the Fields.

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The talk over dinner was about nothing but the officers.

There was no consensus yet, it seemed, over who was the handsomest. Netta was stumping for Brady, the one who'd ridden his fort straight into a rut in the middle of the airfield and had walked away without a scratch, but Anita and Mary Dacre both wanted to speak of no one but DeMarco - or rather, the dog he'd brought with him, who had kindly consented to pets and treats and much crooning while his owner stood by and beamed at himself for the genius idea of getting the husky to find his Friday night dates for him. (Mae, too, seemed taken by the idea of the dog, though she was a little too world-wise to let the pup's gorgeous blue eyes win her over to his owner.)

"I liked the one that blew us a kiss," Nina said, almost loyally, still mooning into her soup about it nearly three hours later, elbow firmly planted on the table while she started wistfully into space. "What'd you say his name was, Phoebe?"

"Biddick," Phoebe said, wisely taking the middle road and saying nothing about anything apart from name, rank and serial number, reaching around Nina's elbow for the salt. "Curtis Biddick. Flies with Richard Snyder."

"The one who looks like Leslie Howard?" Becky looked like that was more her speed. "Now there's a man I'd let do a few close maneuvers."

"Curtis Biddick," Nina smiled dreamily, staring off into space obviously having heard nothing Becky had said. "It was so romantic."

"You gotta watch out for boys like that, Nina, they're usually more trouble than they're worth," Mae said, locking eyes with Phoebe across the table and exchanging abbreviated smiles.

"You all can have fun with the squaddies, but I feel like aiming a little higher," Ethel said with a cutthroat grin, inspecting the arch of her brow in the convex of her soup spoon. "That blonde who drove in with Major Egan looks like he really could be in pictures."

"Cleven," Phoebe supplied, before anyone could ask. "Major Gale Cleven. He's Egan's best friend, apparently. He came up to tower, didn't he, Cord? With Major Egan and Demarco?"

"He did," Cord said, non-committal while she wiped some sauce off the corner of her mouth and considered whether she wanted to try chasing down the last of her peas. "Seemed nice enough."

"Hmmm." Ethel looked unimpressed, and perhaps a little put out that Cord, of all people, had gotten an eye in to the main chance that she clearly couldn't appreciate properly. "Nice enough to have a girl at home?"

But no one ventured an answer for her - the half of the table that was facing the doorway all clammed up at same time as the man himself approached the table, uniform immaculate and blond hair swept just so over his very handsome face. The table stood up as one, Nina accidentally flinging her spoon into her bowl with a clatter.

"Ladies. Was wondering if I might have a word alone with Lieutenant Callaway." His voice was all gravitas and gravel, and Ethel looked like she'd die of envy the way she was glaring across the table at her lieutenant.

Mae's eyes, on the other hand, flashed with delight, and Cord looked around the table to see that nearly everyone else was smiling the way girls smiled when they thought you had something to keep a secret about. She felt hot with betrayal. Now just what do you all think - "I think we're all finished, Major, we can leave," Mae offered, gesturing to the rest of the table to get going. "We'll catch you up, Cord." Mae promised, beaming back at her friend, following the rest of the group out the door and back to barracks.

Cord took a breath and studied her shoes for a moment, hoping that none of that heat had made it to her face, and Cleven hadn't seen any of their hinting smiles - or heard what Ethel had just said. She waited until the crowd cleared the door to speak. "Sir?"

"Seems I owe you an apology, Lieutenant."

Whatever she'd been expecting him to say ...wasn't that. "…What for, sir?"

Cleven's gaze was patient, though it looked like that patience was being tested a little at the moment. "Whatever John's done here for the last month."

It took Cord more than a moment to realize he was talking about Bucky Egan. She'd plumb forgotten his first name was John, if she'd ever known it at all. He introduced himself to everyone as Bucky. "…that's very kind of you, Major Cleven, but I'm not sure that's your apology to make, sir."

"Well, a fellow can try." He smiled - a brief thing - and Cord realized why Ethel thought he'd do well in movies. Underneath those baby blue eyes ran some very, very still waters. Well, they'd have to be, to have Egan for a friend. "He - he means well, usually. He's just not…real good at thinking things through sometimes."

You can say that again. "That's…not a quality one looks for in an executive officer, if you don't mind me saying, sir."

Cleven chuckled - a sound Cord was getting the impression most people didn't hear very often. "No, it most certainly is not. But he has others - a damn fine flyer, a good man to have with you in a fight, and a - a good friend."

The quiet fortitude was growing on her - a strong contrast to Egan's boisterous take-all-comers antics. And he'd come here, when he didn't have to, when nothing said he even needed to, to apologize, on the sole basis of one meeting this morning where she'd stood her ground and been short with his friend. He noticed things, Major Cleven did - and that counted for something. "He must be, to have you making apologies for him on your first day here."

Again, the smallest of smiles. "He'd do the same, if it had been me that had stepped wrong. I'm just trying to…pay the favor forward." He took a breath, and looked at his shoes. "He, ah - he mentioned you were from Ohio."

"Dayton," Cord supplied, wondering when this had turned from an apology into an interview.

"Pretty prime flying country out there at Wright-Patterson," Cleven said quietly, glancing at her with softly curious eyes.

"Yes, sir, it is. I practically grew up there - my dad worked on the base, as an engineer. Worked pretty close with the test pilots."

"Is that how you got into the tower?"

"More or less, sir."

"Heard Brady say you were the calmest voice alive, talking him in today."

The 'for a woman' that had doubtless followed the original comment went unsaid, and Cord measured out her own smile. "Well, there's two types of pilots, sir - those who've had a belly landing, and -"

"-those who will." Cleven finished the old chestnut with a smile. "They teach you a lot about belly landings in Dayton, Lieutenant?"

Cord took a deep breath, remembering the rumbling, skating feeling of the plane underneath her, the nameless terror that the brakes no longer worked and her steering was in God's hands, waiting endlessly while the machine skidded heavily to a halt and she planned her exits, preparing to make a run for it. "A fair bit, sir."

"Hopefully we won't give you any more." He caught her gaze and held it. "Let me know, if he gives you any more trouble? We can't have our controller off her game."

She looked him in the eye and knew, instinctively, that he meant that, and if she said something, he would take her at her word - something not too many men on this base would do. That counted for something, too. "You'll be the first person I tell, Major."

He nodded, glad to be heard and understood, and turned to leave, before thinking of one last thing. "And maybe you'll let your friend know the girl at home is named Marge?" His smile was nearly imperceptible, and Cord almost laughed to see it. So he had heard. That's a very dry sense of humor you have there, sir. "Wouldn't want anyone …getting the wrong idea."

She nodded, happy that there was something here she could do for him. Oh, we're going to get along so well. "Of course, sir." Well, Ethel, serves you right. She could just see the other woman's face when she told her that Cleven was definitely off the market.

The understanding, it seemed, was mutual - Cleven gave a little nod and put his hand in his pocket. "Enjoy your evening, Lieutenant."

"And you, Major."

He went back outside, and Cord's eye followed him through the windows to the group of pilots joking and laughing in the road outside, probably getting ready to go into town. What reason could he have given for stopping in the mess hall? Or maybe he didn't need one. Egan hooked his arm around his friend's shoulders, and Cord caught a glimpse, again, of Cleven's fleeting smile - wider now, laughing with his friends as they set off for the village and the pub. And they're best friends? Well, they do say opposites attract.

Cord tidied her seat and exited the mess, surprised to see Mae was sitting on the bench outside the mess, apparently waiting. She got up as Cord stepped outside, grinning from ear to ear. "A word alone with Lieutenant Callaway, huh? You got something you want to share with the class, Cord?"

"Oh, buzz off, Mae. He just wanted to -" She paused, feeling, suddenly, that the apology was not for public consumption. "To thank me, for helping Brady land."

Mae nodded, a little impressed with the new Major. "The way she's going, I think Netta's gonna thank you too."

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You can read more of Cord here on tumblr at her tag.

[wwwow-official]

Hello, world!!~

Welcome to the OFFICIAL Wacky William's World Of Weird blog!

Now, you may be asking, what IS Wacky William's World Of Weird? Well, my friend, I'm glad you asked!

Description!!~

Wacky William's World Of Weird, or WWWOW for short, is a work-in-progress indie game/art piece/passion project, with elements of mascot horror, analog horror, bait-and-switch games, puzzle games, and other such things!

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You play as Y/N [that's right, YOU!], a 20-something year old horror enthusiast, with a love for lost media, and a knack for abandoned building exploration.

After re-discovering an old shirt they don't remember having, they do a bit of research, finding out about the [now abandoned] children's interactive museum of the same name, which resides in their childhood home town, which they and their parents had moved away from, when they were just a kid.

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Throughout the game, you'll do puzzles and mini-games, complete tasks, explore, discover secrets, and most importantly, meet the [very much ALIVE!] colorful cast of mascots!

Luckily for YOU, a good few of these characters are friendly! Especially the name-sake character himself, Wacky William, who will grant you sanctuary, and give you hints about the lore, if you ask the right questions!~

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Outside of the game, there's still much to do with this fun little story! It seems like SOMEONE'S been uploading old video archives to Youtube, showing off several different promotional videos, commercials, cartoon episodes, and even stuff from what appears to be an old website?

Discover bits and pieces of the story, pieces you wouldn't be able to find in the game, and connect the dots the best you can!!~

Now, that's about all I can give in terms of a description, for now! Though, if you're curious about any non-story related details, our ask box is, in fact, open!

This blog is mainly for sneak peeks, dev updates, musings, and other such random things. Though, there may be a few rebloggings, aswell!

To make things less confusing, I have devised a little tagging system!~

TAGS!!~

General:

#wacky williams world of weird! - For all posts related to WWWOW!

#wwwow! - Same as above, just abbreviated!

#important posts! - Posts like this one, with IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!

#asks! - A tag dedicated to answering questions!

#wwwow updates! - A general tag for WWWOW-related updates!

#sneak peeks! - For sneaky little peeks at WIPs!

#dev log! - Just development logs, nothing too special!

#character intro! - Posts that are all about showing off one of our wonderful Wacketeers!

#wacketeer art! - For art of the characters, Canon or not!

#sillies! - For memes/joke posts about the characters/story/etc.!

#fun fact! - Just to spice things up, I'll be posting fun facts about the characters at least once a week!

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Character-Specific Tags:

#wacky william!

#zany zeno!

#nutty norman!

#aberrant albert!

#curious cornelius!

#bouncy betsy!

#sweet suzanne!

#peppy penny!

#other wacketeers!

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Off-Topic/Other:

#off topic! - For posts/reblogs that aren't about WWWOW!

#aesthetics! - A tag [mostly] containing aesthetic/stim-worthy pics/gifs/videos that remind me of certain characters!

#polls! - For.. to put it simply, project-related community polls! Kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?

#reblogs! - Posts that have been reblogged from other accounts!

#support! - To help spread awareness, or just to help out!

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*This section will be updated every now and then, to include new tags, if needed! ^^

Now that we've gotten all that out of the way, it's time I introduce myself, and put some boundaries down!

You can call me Mod Cryptic, or just Crypt! I'm the owner of this blog, aswell as the creator of WWWOW as a project! You may know me from my main blog, @cryptic-loser , but that's neither here nor there-

As for my boundaries when it comes to this blog, they're pretty simple!

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1. Please, do not make any strange, NSFW comments about the characters! Simping is mostly fine [I encourage this, actually!], just please nothing inappropriate.

2. Please do not pester. If your ask hasn't been answered, I probably just haven't gotten to it yet, or don't know how to respond!

3. Please be nice!! If you don't like something about the project, or have something to say about anything, please be civil about it! Remember, if you have nothing nice to say, it's better to say nothing at all.

4. If you are a bigot in any fashion [Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, Racist, Sexist, Ableist, etc.], please leave. This is not the place for you. If you try to interact, you will be blocked.

5. If you are a pro-shipper/p3d0/m@p/z00phile/etc., again, this is not the place for you. Like with the last point, if you interact, you will be blocked.

6. On a lighter note, if you draw anything, or make anything related to this project, please tag me in it! I love seeing it!! ^^

And with that, this post FINALLY comes to a close.

I hope you guys have a splendid time here, and have fun!!~

Goodbye for now!!~

Boarders/Dividers made by @strangergraphics !!

[hana-bobo-finch]

important new ocs alert

I put sooooo much effort into the drawing as you can see /sar

they are Putters the wiener dog and Gaf the bird

Putters has zero thoughts in her mind but she is somehow a prodigy at golf and other miscellaneous activities. Nothing that would ever be helpful to mankind like rescuing people. She eats shoes and got so mad when the shoes were hidden away that she ran away and faked getting hit by a car so she could start a new life. Nobody has seen her since. She (before starting her new life) lived in the floorboards of her owner’s home and tunneled around like a gopher. Her owner’s husband was so jealous of her successes that even after Putters’s “death” he lies awake at night wondering where he went wrong that he could be usurped by a wiener dog (mostly because his ex-friend would constantly compare him to putters. Putters essentially replaced him)

Gaf is one of the few remaining of an endangered species. She doesn’t have a name really, just an abbreviation of the colloquial name of the species (snakespearian Green-Assed Finch. also known as the jealousy bird) She too has no intelligent thoughts but she has keen survival instincts so she manages to keep putters from getting into trouble

Putters’s name doesn’t actually come from her golfing skills, it’s a portmanteau of the names of dogs I’ve encountered who randomly loved me (butters and pippa. butters whom was on the beach and pippa who was in the city)

that is all

[casp1an-sea]

Just found out the Abbreviation for a show I like called House of Anubis is HOA and all I can think of Is “HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATION?????”

[sparkykitsune]

Lackadaisy X Persona 3 AU

Been thinking about doing an AU with this idea since I think my P3 cat designs can pass off as Lackadaisy designs for the most part

little premise of this AU: SEES is a speakeasy set during the Roaring 20s (haven't figured an abbreviation for this SEES), and they have to compete with the Marigolds and the eponymous Lackadaisy (canon Lackadaisy cat cameo perhaps)

Notable character name changes (I haven't decided on new surnames yet): Makoto -> Michael Yukari -> Yvonne Junpei -> Juniper Mittens (Mitsuru) -> Maria (but she's still called Mittens; I can't call her Mitzi for obvious reasons) Akihiko -> Andrew Fuuka -> Flora Aigis -> Angela (but called Aigis as a play on "I guess") Koromaru -> Shiro Ken -> Kenneth (but called Ken for short) Shinjiro -> Shane

Some other tidbits (contains some canon stuff from Persona 3 but altered to fit the Lackadaisy world):

All characters are aged up to adults to fit the Lackadaisy theme (Ken is the youngest, he's 18)

Michael's parents died when he was young, so he lived with his extended family before leaving home at age 18 and somehow managing to land himself in the position as a rum runner

Yvonne's father was killed by a drunk driver when she was little, and she didn't think she'd end up as a rum runner many years later much to her dismay (as she detests alcohol combined with her father's death)

Juniper works as the bartender for the speakeasy, and he does consider it as an "escape" from his insecurities and such while talking with patrons at the bar. He seems to have a crush on one of the bar's regulars

Maria's family runs SEES (Ikutsuki isn't here in this AU), but she's the sole heir of the speakeasy as her father passed away

Andrew's backstory is the same as canon (him, his sister and Shane were living in an orphanage but his sister died), he doesn't dare tell his foster parents that he's working as a rum runner

Flora's parents are doctors in this universe but Flora ran away from home because of pressure and wound up working at the speakeasy (her medical knowledge does come in handy, and she has some mechanic skills as well that she learned in her spare time growing up)

Angela suffered from a brain injury and damaged her amygdala, so she's rather "robotic" and emotionless, she's most certainly "enigmatic" as she's rather shut in about her past (she's just a regular of the bar that ended up as part of the speakeasy staff)

Shiro and his owner came from Japan* but his owner was killed on the job as a rum runner. Shiro is currently a stray dog that's looked after by SEES and Shane (dogs do exist as pets in Lackadaisy)

Kenneth's mom was killed (as a bystander) when Shane shot her, and he joins the speakeasy as a ploy for revenge. Kenneth is also 18 in this AU (but much like Freckle, he's short and has a babyface)

Shane left the speakeasy and lives on the streets homeless out of guilt on what happened

A lot of character dynamics are mostly the same as in the actual game (like Juniper and Yvonne bantering etc)

Strega doesn't exist in this AU but the three members of Strega still appear as characters (homeless trio)

*I'm aware that shiba inus didn't come to America until the 1950s but like, Lackadaisy itself does contain a few minor anachronisms so it probably won't affect anything

[morgue-xiiv]

for the ask game: Idiot Doom Spiral

OKAY! I been working on this one for a while so it's gonna be great. Really high concept.

This is tough, not because he doesn't have good or bad thing about him, but because like. Everything about him seems like an opinion or vibe based thing. Like okay he's homeless because he lost his keys and ID and couldn't prove he had a right to enter his own home. Is he a fucking dipshit as I've heard many people say or is he a potent reminder of the insane precarity of our lives? I think the latter. Every person I've spoken to about it has a different idea of how he could get into his own house and every one of them runs out of ideas if you say "and if that didn't work?" even a couple of times. Even the game says there should be an obvious solution yet does not provide one. Oh your landlord would let you in. What if you rented through a managing agency and the staff turnover is high so no one recognises you? How would you even CONTACT your landlord? with the phone number you wrote down and carry with you everywhere even if you're on a jog? Oh your staff would let you in at work. Suppose they don't though? Suppose the main point people are on a week long business trip or your security guard says "look man I know its you but I'm not allowed to let you in without ID I could lose my job", you're a grown man so your parents could easily be dead or very far way. my absolute favourite take was "well the supervisor in your building would recognise you!" Yeah thanks Monica Geller, tell me you're American without telling me you're American. Hell, what if all this beurocracy is HARD and lying down on a beach drinking is EASY. That's the real reason, you maybe could get in "if you tried hard enough" but everyone has a limited ammount they CAN try and traumatic experiences like the cops locking you up for asking for help sap that energy Realllly fast. You, too, are probably 4-8 comedy of errors events from homelessnessliness. It blows!

1) He's very invested in his work and doesn't accept anything that falls bellow his standards of excellent BUT his job is predominately hollow overcompensated manipulative bullshit. BUT advertising is art even if you don't agree with the art or its aims. He's focused on his artistic fullfilment rejecting low concept ideas even if he thinks they would be functional effective ads.

2) I seem to recall him rejecting fascism as 'low concept stuff' but I can't find the line now so take my word for it. And I'm not even sure.

3) IDS was a very controversial Tory scumleech who oversaw massive punitive cuts to financial support for the disabled in the UK and it's funny as fuck now to call him Idiot Doom Spiral because they abbreviate the same. (that's meta as shit sorry)

3) he seems to really appreciate the company of his friends but he clearly views himself as "above" them somehow. Buddy, you had a fancy job but you're here in the dirt those are your mates now. coked up marketing exec aint the win over drunken small business owner and professional non-caller of Abigails even when you were society approved.

4) not above a little beneficial fraud. Does however take a pen "for his trouble" without negotiating or revealing that price in advance. But sometimes it's the racist lady's monkey pen so for the love of god yes please take it I hate that pen.

5) TFC: he's supportive if you tell him you're dating Kim

6) I really feel like there's more but he has so much dialogue goddamn

7) oh he refers to his ex as a "sweet piece of ass" the objectifying misogynistic little cumstain.

8) smart enough to not drink medical spirits

9) If you tury to embark on the cocain skull quest he pretty much looks into the camer and says "not unless we the studio get More Money to make a Bigger Game!" and that's really funny. I mean kinda sad now but that meta shit is funny. I guess in narrative he doesn't know that's what he's doing.

10) he's pretty entertaining and can chat shit on all day if you keep him in booze. We all need that friend.

[definitely-not-a-bug]

authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love❤

<3

I haven't published a huge amount of fic, which makes this a fairly simple request, but if I had to pick a top 5...

The Void Stared Into Hawkins and Hawkins Stared Back (Stranger Things, post season 4, role-reversal + fairly crack-y). This is the fic that is currently stuck in my brain so I am very biased, but after the show basically confirmed that the Upside Down got its shape from exposure to Will's brain I just couldn't resist the idea of a fic where Vecna and the Mindflayer get out-evilled by the joint powers of capitalism and their local home owners association. Hawkins is due some consequences for soaking its residents in weird upside down radiation for three years anyway.

A Stumble (Stranger Things, an au where El gets captured by the lab at the end of season 1). This fic was born out of my rewatching season 1 and thinking about how El so nearly ended up a prisoner again and wtf that would have done to the rest of the show. Or more importantly, how it would have affected those crunchy character relationships (the good stuff). Written almost entirely so that I can read it.

Time after Time (StarWars, one-shot + time travel fix-it but only in the broadest possible sense of the word). A fic I wrote after reading way too many time-travel fix-its where one person is sent back in time to neatly avoid everything that makes the StarWars prequels a tragedy. The result is a fic in which absolutely everyone gets sent back to the beginning of the Clone Wars, causing an enormous amount of chaos instead. I wrote this mostly to make myself laugh

An Abbreviated Account of Clint Barton's Poor Life Choices (Marvel Cinematic Universe, prequel of how Hawkeye and Coulson met). This was the first fic I ever posted, and despite the dodgy formatting and the fact I'm not really interested in this fandom anymore it can still make me laugh. And that's the main thing. (Kind of a theme in my writing now I think about it).

One with the Corp (Star Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi reliving his childhood, TimeTravel AU) So I like a time-travel fix-it ok? Sue me.

[madhousedarry]

The Omen: Legacy of Lunacy | Chapter 07

The square was full of people, and Nar-Tai thought that most of the people were dressed in the casual clothes worn by the residents of decaying Lickbon or pompous Jokyo - if it weren't for the inscriptions on the banners, written in Kasakhian, he could have sworn that he had never left Jopon.

But of course they weren't. Besides, he didn't have much time to take in the splendor around him, because the guards were walking very fast and soon came out onto the roadway, where they immediately opened the doors of a black limousine.

"I'll give you a ride with the wind in your hair!" the driver in the aerodrome cap immediately stuck his head out of the car. "But I warn you - the air conditioning in my car doesn't work!"

"No problem," Ando answered him with a smile in perfect Kasakhian and sat down in the front seat. "Let's go! Just don't rush, my head hurts… And why are you standing there like a pillar?" he asked Nar-Tai and made an inviting gesture with his hand.

Nar-Tai, who was somewhat surprised by such a rapid development of events, finally came to his senses and sat down in the back seat, noticing to his relief that two stern guards closed the door behind him and remained standing on the road, watching the car drive away.

Thank Antichrist, Nar-Tai thought, because he couldn't stand another few dozen minutes in the presence of these thugs. He didn't know who exactly made up his and Ando's honorary escort, but he guessed that they might have been mercenaries paid out of Jorge Osorio's own pocket.

Apparently, this mysterious gentleman wanted to make sure that Nar-Tai would not change his mind, and therefore hired these thugs to accompany him during his entire stay on the territory of the Alma-Thou monorail station.

But Nar-Tai didn't think about it. He was too busy looking at the world around him from the window of the car, which at that time was driving fast through the streets of his hometown Alma-Thou.

As he had already noticed, it was similar to all the other cities he had seen before - the skyscrapers did not let him lie. But unlike Jokyo, where he was just a guest and had no rights to that place in the sun, here he had an apartment and a residence permit, and he felt like a full-fledged owner here.

As they say, at home even the walls help. But still, he could not get rid of the thought that he should not expect anything easy and cool from Jorge Osorio, who had recently become his unofficial master.

Soon the car stopped at a building that looked like the Moscow State University building, only without the tower in the middle. Nar-Tai got out of the car and waited for Ando, who was sitting next to the driver, to pay and get out. When the Joponese man finally got out, Nar-Tai noticed a strange smile on his face.

He didn't understand its meaning and decided to ask Ando about it a little later - when they were alone in some quiet place. But for now he decided not to linger by the car and went to the building on foot - especially since it was very close.

Nar-Tai had never seen such luxury in person before and was filled with a sense of pride for his country.

He even thought about signing up as a permanent employee, but he suppressed this idiotic impulse in time - what's the point of hanging around day and night within four walls, even such luxurious ones as the building he was standing next to now? He would still be a free wolf, and no one would be able to put a chain on him!

Thinking thus, he raised his eyes to the front entrance, and his heart involuntarily sank - he saw that above the entrance hung a huge stone bas-relief of four letters of the Latin alphabet, painted red.

All in all, they spelled out "VRLJ." Nar-Tai didn't know what that abbreviation stood for. He thought of "VioletRavenLionJackal" - but he decided that he shouldn't bother with that for now.

"What, it's a gorgeous view, isn't it?" he heard Ando's voice, standing right behind his shoulder.

Nar-Tai nodded, silently agreeing with this statement, and then moved away, but a shout from his friend stopped him.

"Where are you flying to? You don't know where to go! Follow me, I know the way," said Ando and rushed forward.

Whether she wanted to or not, Nar-Tai had to humbly lower her gaze and follow the Joponese man. They passed through the huge entrance doors and found themselves in a lobby that was striking in its grandeur: high glass walls let in bright light, reflecting in metal surfaces.

In the center of the hall there was a stylish reception desk, behind which sat a girl in a formal suit, busy with her own affairs. Nar-Tai felt the tension: everything here breathed power and ambition. He involuntarily wondered what the rest would be like, since even at the entrance he encountered such an atmosphere.

The Joponese walked towards the reception desk with the confidence he had developed over the years, not paying attention to the luxury that reigned in the lobby - the walls decorated with abstract paintings and the glittering marble on the floor. The girl behind the counter, noticing the people who entered, looked up and, holding back a smile, said:

"Welcome to VioletRavenLionJackal! What do you want?"

Ando, without being distracted from his goal, nodded politely and began to explain the essence of his visit.

"Allow me to introduce Narbulat Tairymbayev," with these words he stepped back and pointed to Nar-Tai standing behind him. "I would like to arrange a meeting for him personally with Jorge."

"Ah, Mister Tairymbayev!" the girl smiled. "You just happened to have an appointment for today!"

"I see," was all he said in response.

"Please come in, Mister Osorio is waiting for you," the girl said and pointed to the corridor, which, apparently, led to the office of the corporation owner. "The last door on the right…"

"Let's go," Ando whispered in his ear and pushed him forward.

Nar-Tai followed the Joponese man, feeling like a puppet being pulled by an invisible puppeteer. He felt annoyed at the fact that he had to obey his friend - but even stronger was the feeling of shame in front of the girl standing at the reception desk.

After all, she had never seen him before, so she didn't really know anything about him except that he had some business with her boss. He felt like he was being led like a lamb to the slaughter, and it was humiliating. But he couldn't help himself - after all, Ando was his friend and he simply had no other choice.

And so they walked down the corridor and stopped at the last door on the right, on which hung a simple sheet of A4 paper with VRLJ written in Arial. The sharp contrast between the luxurious architecture and the cheap sign brought a smile to Nar-Tai's face, but Ando didn't give him time to think: pushing the door with his foot like a seasoned marine, he walked inside, and Nar-Tai had no choice but to follow his example.

He found himself in a small, square office with a low ceiling and walls painted the color of a child's surprise. In the center of the office stood a remarkably unremarkable desk made of some dark wood, the entire surface of which was covered with scratches and traces of ink.

On it stood a Fujitsu Siemens laptop, ancient as mammoth shit, which looked like it had been pulled out of a dusty closet where rats had been having fun. The blue tape that was wrapped around the charging cable indicated that the owner of the laptop was a person who was trying to squeeze everything possible out of his equipment and did not want to spend money on such an insignificant thing as buying a new cable to replace the old one.

There were several chairs for visitors near the table, on one of which lay crumpled paper napkins, and under one of them was a folded in half white newspaper "Fuckonto Star" from May 18, 1982, on top of which was written in bold marker in Russian the inscription "Den, kogda rodilas eta shlukha" (rus. "The day this whore was born")

Nar-Tai felt as if, having stepped over the threshold of this office, he had immediately moved into the past forty years, if not forty-two. But this feeling quickly passed, and another feeling appeared in its place - he finally understood the reason for his strange state - the fact is that at the table sat a small, crooked man of indeterminate age, but very short - one meter forty-nine or so.

He had some kind of thin hairdo of matted hair the color of rotten blue plums, and this guy was dressed in a crumpled white shirt with torn off buttons and chalk-smeared trousers of such a kind that it immediately became clear that they originated from a garbage dump.

This little man silently looked straight ahead with a fixed gaze of his black eyes and nervously moved his upper lip, which made it seem as if he was whispering something, although Nar-Tai did not hear a single sound except for the beating of his own heart and the hum of the air conditioner above his head…

And suddenly the gaze of the little black beads was directed straight at him. Their owner shuddered with his whole body and immediately stopped moving his upper lip, but his facial expression remained the same - a mixture of dull indifference mixed with disgust.

Nar-Tai felt extremely awkward when the owner of the office began to study him with his tiny eyes, which looked so strange on his face that it seemed as if their owner suffered from either nearsightedness or strabismus at the same time.

Then he suddenly smiled, but a second later Nar-Tai realized that it was not a smile at all, but simply a nervous tic of inexplicable origin. He stared at Nar-Tai again, and Nar-Tai felt even more awkward.

Finally, the owner of the office spoke: his voice was muffled and lisping, and, as if that weren't enough, he also had a strong lisp.

"Ah, hi-hi-hi-i-i-i," these were the first words that sounded in this office. "Hello, Ando. How are you? What's new in the world?.. And who is this stern and brutal one with you?" with these words the owner of the office turned to Nar-Tai.

"And this," Ando took matters into his own hands, "is Narbulat Tairymbayev. He is a local, so you can speak without ceremony in his presence."

"That's great," the man said in a tone that made Nar-Tai realize it was time for a serious conversation. "Well, tell me. What can you offer me?"

This unexpected question left Nar-Tai stumped. He didn't know what to answer. Ando was also silent - apparently he wanted his friend to understand what he needed to say.

But Nar-Tai was slow to respond. Then the owner of the office had to raise his voice.

"I'm listening!" he said loudly, so that it sounded like an order.

Nar-Tai cleared his throat three times in a row before speaking, and only then began his speech in the quiet voice of a man who does not want to argue with anyone.

"I don't know what you want from me, so I'm not going to answer your question.

"Oh, so!" exclaimed his interlocutor. "So you refuse to work for us?"

"Sorry, I have nothing to do with it," Nar-Tai answered honestly. "You told me something on the phone, but I didn't understand you very well then… Maybe you could explain clearly what you're doing here?"

"Have a seat," the owner of the office waved his hand instead of answering.

Nar-Tai didn't need to be persuaded for long and sat down on the chair - the very one under which the newspaper "Fuckonto Star" from May 18, 1982 was lying on the floor, on top of which was written in bold marker in Russian "Den, kogda rodilas eta shlukha" (rus. "The day this whore was born"). Ando, who had been standing silently all this time, also followed his example.

True, he had to sweep the paper napkins lying on the seat onto the floor, but the owner didn't seem to mind. There was silence for a few seconds - all three were silent, thinking about the situation. Then the man at the table looked up at the ceiling.

Nar-Tai also looked there - the ceiling was covered with a thick layer of dust and looked as gloomy as the walls of the office, the only bright thing in which was a single window overlooking the street, which was located directly opposite the front door. The owner of the office intercepted his gaze and decided that it was time for a serious conversation.

"We are engaged in the production of biological weapons," he began without further ado. "Specifically, the creation of artificial clone soldiers. They are, of course, not people. Just living organisms. But, as you understand, very similar to people. And in this sense, they need to undergo training and preparation, just like living soldiers. And this, as you understand, is not so easy. That is why we hire people from the outside…" he paused for greater effect, "so that they can teach our clone soldiers everything that is required of living fighters in battle! Do you understand?"

"To be honest, it's hard," Nar-Tai squeezed out, "but I think I'm starting to guess what you meant when you told me that time on the phone, ‘I want to make you a drill instructor.'"

"I don't argue, it's great that you remembered my words so accurately," the owner of the office sneered contemptuously, "but you're not a parrot, excuse me, so don't think that this ability of yours will be useful to me."

Having swallowed the insult, Nar-Tai nodded his head: as if to say, he understood, the matter was closed…

"You know, I've been running this corporation for half a century, so I know what I'm talking about," the little man continued. "We produce soldiers, and people like you train them, is that clear?"

"Everything, well, not everything," Nar-Tai allowed himself to smile. "Of course, I understand what you mean. But I can't understand why you assumed that I can perform the duties of this "drill instructor" of yours. I'm not a military man. And to be honest, I don't even really understand anything about this business. And you just went and said out of the blue that I should teach your soldiers. Of course, I'm not against it - I'm ready to do anything so that you don't get offended. But I don't understand why you chose me? Why not Ando?"

At the last words, Nar-Tai poked the Joponese in the shoulder. The latter, apparently not expecting such a turn of the conversation and even slightly confused by the surprise - or perhaps simply abruptly awakened from a nap - abruptly jumped up from his chair and, standing at attention in front of the owner of the office - apparently, he was his immediate superior, despite Ando's words - reported:

"Jorge, I can't. I told you that…" he hesitated and blushed. "I can't just say that I can't. I'm a human being too… And then - I have a family! My sonnie was born literally yesterday, and that's not counting my eight-year-old daughter and my wife, who runs the whole household alone in my absence! I can't, Jorge! I can't…"

"Shut up, Ando," Jorge good-naturedly stopped the Joponese man's verbal diarrhea. "I'll talk to him myself. And I'll just tell you that in vain did you pretend in your own house to Mister Tairymbayev that my corporation deals with hardware. You've gone too far with the conspiracy, Ando, that's not right! Look, look how confused our guest is about it!" with these words he looked at Nar-Tai with a sly look in his eyes.

Nar-Tai realized that he had fallen into a trap. He no longer doubted that they wanted to use him for a very dirty job and were now waiting for him to agree.

But he wasn't going to give in so easily. He decided he had to be cunning - and started with a question to the point:

"What does a "drill instructor" do? Is that like an officer training soldiers? Just don't tell me about instructors from military schools!"

"No," Jorge replied. "He's just a person who, by his own example, demonstrates to his charges the correct behavior in tense combat conditions."

"You know, I'm not really drawn to trying on the role of a military specialist," said Nar-Tai, frowning as he looked anywhere but at Jorge's face.

"These are not exactly military matters," the interlocutor smiled, "although some aspects of them do take place. The thing is this: our soldiers must be able to fight without weapons, with their bare hands, in any weather or any circumstances, regardless of where they are at the moment."

"Well, I can basically explain this to any fool like you in five minutes without any complications," Nar-Tai answered, crossing his arms over his chest. "But I would ask you not to beat around the bush and just get straight to what the fuck I should do?"

"Please don't swear!" Jorge raised his voice. "Do you want to know what we are willing to pay you for?"

"By the way, how are you going to pay me?" Nar-Tai intercepted the initiative like a Jew. "Ando, I remember, said something like "you give me hardware, and I have to install Windows for you". I already understood what Windows they were talking about, but what hardware you are going to pay me with, I have not yet, excuse me!"

"How do I know what that Joponese guy meant when he talked about some kind of "hardware" out of a love of secrecy?" the owner of the office got seriously angry. "Maybe he meant something else, and you just didn't understand. But that's not important - the main thing is…" here Jorge paused and looked at Nar-Tai with an expression on his face as if he had just remembered something important, "the main thing is that we are offering you a job that doesn't require any effort from you. You will simply sit in your office and have heart-to-heart talks with our soldiers, okay?"

"So why didn't you say so right away? That's what you should have started with!" Nar-Tai said with a spiritual uplift. "Otherwise, I already thought that you wanted to send me to the front."

"No, you'll sit in the rear like a staff rat," Jorge said sarcastically. "And you, Ando?" he turned to the Joponese.

He silently nodded his head and sat down on a chair, apparently realizing that arguing was useless… But Nar-Tai, who already understood what was required of him, no longer needed to be persuaded.

He had already understood everything and was not going to find out anything more - he just wanted to get out of here as soon as possible, before it was too late. So he said:

"I agree, sir! But I have one condition. I want you to explain to me - what kind of soldiers are these? How do they, excuse the expression, come into the world and how are they prepared?"

"Oh, that's a very interesting topic, but more on that later," Jorge answered evasively.

"Are you crazy?" Nar-Tai flared up. "Do you want me, like a complete loser, to have no idea what my charges are like, with whom I will have to deal?"

"You will, but not now," said Jorge and, getting up from the table, went to the window. "Now we will go to a place where you will see these soldiers. Just look at them, of course, you will not have to train them."

"This is, of course, not a bad idea, but I must ultimately understand how they are produced," Nar-Tai insisted.

He knew deep down that he wouldn't get an answer. And so it turned out.

"Do you really think that when a teacher works at a school, he cares about the positions, excuse me, in which the fathers of underage idiots fucks at their wives in the pussy?" Jorge said unexpectedly rudely.

"That's not what I meant at all," Nar-Tai said, dumbfounded.

"I don't give a damn what you meant!" the owner of the office spat. "Do as you're told and don't bullshit!"

"Okay, okay," Nar-Tai gave in, concluding that it was better to agree with a man like Jorge on everything. "You're right."

"That's great," the owner of the office returned to his previous peaceful tone.

Having said this, he came close to Nar-Tai, and he felt the faint smell of alcohol coming from him, mixed with the aroma of unwashed underwear. Jorge put his hand on his shoulder.

The touch was surprisingly strong for such a frail man, but Nar-Tai promised himself that he would never again be surprised by anything within the walls of this office.

He even closed his eyes so as not to see Jorge's sly gaze, which at that moment was literally devouring him with his eyes.

"Let's go," Ando, who had been sitting silently by the wall to the left of the table, suddenly butted into their conversation. "Time flies… We're already late! And here you are chatting about who knows what!"

"You're right," Jorge smiled in response and finally removed his hand from Nar-Tai's shoulder.

The latter was only glad that his narrow-eyed friend had spared him the pleasure of spending a few more dubious minutes within these cramped walls.

He followed the Joponese, with the bow-legged Jorge nipping at his heels from behind.

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HAIRLESS DOG BREEDS: THE XOLOITZCUINTLI AND MORE

If you’re hunting for a unique, loyal, and low-maintenance pet, look no further than hairless dog breeds like the Xoloitzcuintli. These ancient dogs, often referred to as “Xolos,” bring a touch of history, charm, and practicality to modern homes. In this comprehensive guide, we’ll explore everything you need to know about these intriguing breeds, including how to care for them, their history, and where to find Xoloitzcuintli for sale.

Hairless dog breeds are a marvel of nature. These dogs come in various shapes and sizes but share the common trait of having little to no fur. This unique characteristic makes them hypoallergenic, low-maintenance, and visually striking. Among these breeds, the Xoloitzcuintli stands out not only for its appearance but also for its rich cultural history.

Table of Contents

The History of Xoloitzcuintli

Physical Characteristics of Xoloitzcuintli

Personality and Temperament

Caring for Your Xoloitzcuintli

Xoloitzcuintli for Sale: What to Look For

The Chinese Crested Powder Puff

Hairless Chihuahua: A Tiny Wonder

American Hairless Dogs: Diverse and Delightful

Xolo Breeders and Puppy Prices

Health Concerns in Hairless Dog Breeds

Training and Socializing Your Xolo

Finding the Right Vet for Your Hairless Dog

Conclusion

FAQs

1. Are Xoloitzcuintli hypoallergenic?

2. How often should I bathe my hairless dog?

3. What is the lifespan of a Xoloitzcuintli?

4. Can hairless dogs get sunburned?

5. Are hairless dogs good with children?

The History of Xoloitzcuintli

The Xoloitzcuintli, often abbreviated as Xolo, has a history that dates back over 3,000 years. Originating in Mexico, this breed was considered sacred by the Aztecs, Toltecs, and Maya civilizations. The name Xoloitzcuintli comes from the Aztec god Xolotl and the Aztec word for dog, “itzcuintli.” These dogs were believed to have healing powers and were often buried to serve as their owners’ guides in the afterlife.

Physical Characteristics of Xoloitzcuintli

Three sizes are available for Xolos: toy, tiny, and standard. They have smooth, hairless skin that ranges in color from black, grey, and bronze to red, liver, and pink. Despite their lack of fur, Xolos have a robust and athletic build. Their expressive eyes and alert ears give them an intelligent and attentive appearance.

Personality and Temperament

Xolos are known for their calm, loyal, and protective nature. They bond closely with their families and are often wary of strangers, making them excellent watchdogs. Despite their reserved demeanor with outsiders, they are affectionate and playful with their loved ones. Xolos are also brilliant, making them easy to train and eager to please.

Caring for Your Xoloitzcuintli

Caring for a Xoloitzcuintli is relatively straightforward, thanks to its hairless nature. Here are some tips:

Skin Care: Without fur to protect them, Xolos need regular skin care. Apply sunscreen to prevent sunburn and moisturize their skin to keep it from drying out.

Bathing: Bathe your Xolo regularly to remove dirt and oil buildup. Use a gentle, dog-safe shampoo.

Exercise: Xolos are active dogs that need daily exercise. Playtime, walks, and cerebral stimulation are vital.

Diet: Provide a balanced diet to maintain their health and energy levels. Consult your vet for specific dietary recommendations.

Xoloitzcuintli for Sale: What to Look For

When looking for a Xoloitzcuintli for sale, finding a reputable breeder is crucial. Here are some tips:

Breeder Reputation: Research breeders and read reviews. A good breeder will be transparent about the dog’s health and lineage.

Health Screenings: Ensure the puppy has undergone necessary health screenings and vaccinations.

Environment: Visit the breeder’s facility to see how the dogs are raised. They should be in a clean, healthy environment.

Questions: Ask the breeder about the puppy’s parents, temperament, and any potential health issues.

The Chinese Crested Powder Puff

The Chinese Crested Powder Puff is another popular hairless breed, known for its striking appearance and friendly demeanor. Unlike the Xolo, the Chinese Crested comes in two varieties: the hairless and the powder puff, which has a full coat of soft, silky fur. Despite their different looks, both varieties share similar traits, including a playful and affectionate personality.

Hairless Chihuahua: A Tiny Wonder

Hairless Chihuahuas are a rare and delightful variation of the popular Chihuahua breed. These tiny dogs pack a lot of personality into a small package. They are known for their bold, confident nature and make excellent companions. Hairless Chihuahuas require the same skin care as other hairless breeds but are otherwise easy to care for.

American Hairless Dogs: Diverse and Delightful

The American Hairless Terrier is a relatively new breed, originating in the United States. These canines possess intelligence, and energy, and are very trainable. They come in both hairless and coated varieties, but the hairless ones are particularly popular for their hypoallergenic qualities. American Hairless Terriers are excellent pets for families and individuals alike.

Xolo Breeders and Puppy Prices

Finding a reputable Xolo breeder is crucial for getting a healthy and well-adjusted puppy. Xoloitzcuintli prices can vary significantly based on factors such as lineage, size, and breeder reputation. On average, you can expect to pay between $600 and $2,000 for a Xolo puppy. Be prepared to invest in health screenings and proper care to ensure your new pet thrives.

Health Concerns in Hairless Dog Breeds

While hairless dogs are generally healthy, they are prone to specific health issues due to their lack of fur. Common concerns include:

Skin Problems: Hairless dogs are susceptible to sunburn, dryness, and infections. Regular skin care is essential.

Dental Issues: Some hairless breeds, like the Xoloitzcuintli, can have dental problems due to genetic factors.

Temperature Sensitivity: Without fur, these dogs can be sensitive to extreme temperatures. Provide appropriate clothing in cold weather and shade in the heat.

Training and Socializing Your Xolo

Training and socializing your Xoloitzcuintli are crucial for a well-behaved pet. Here are some tips:

Early Socialization: Introduce your Xolo to different people, places, and experiences early on to build confidence.

Positive Reinforcement: These dogs are intelligent, energetic, and incredibly trainable.

Consistency: Be consistent with commands and rules to help your dog understand what is expected.

Obedience Classes: Consider enrolling in obedience classes to provide structured training and socialization.

Finding the Right Vet for Your Hairless Dog

Having a vet experienced with hairless breeds is essential for maintaining your dog’s health. Look for a vet who understands the unique needs of hairless dogs, including skin care, dental health, and overall well-being. Regular check-ups and open communication with your vet will help keep your Xolo happy and healthy.

Conclusion

Hairless dog breeds like the Xoloitzcuintli offer a unique and rewarding pet ownership experience. Their fascinating history, striking appearance, and loyal nature make them a great addition to any home. Whether you’re considering a Xolo, a Chinese Crested Powder Puff, or an American Hairless Terrier, understanding their needs and characteristics will help you provide the best care possible.

FAQs

1. Are Xoloitzcuintli hypoallergenic?

Yes, Xoloitzcuintli are considered hypoallergenic because they have little to no fur, reducing the amount of allergens they produce.

2. How often should I bathe my hairless dog?

Hairless dogs should be bathed once a week to keep their skin clean and healthy. Use a gentle, dog-safe shampoo to avoid irritation.

3. What is the lifespan of a Xoloitzcuintli?

Xoloitzcuintli typically live between 12 to 15 years, though with proper care, they can sometimes live longer.

4. Can hairless dogs get sunburned?

Yes, hairless dogs are prone to sunburn due to their lack of fur. It’s important to apply dog-safe sunscreen and provide shade when they are outdoors.

5. Are hairless dogs good with children?

Yes, most hairless dogs, including the Xoloitzcuintli, are good with children. They are generally affectionate and gentle, but supervision is always recommended to ensure positive interactions.

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The Ultimate Guide to Mechanical Breakdown Insurance Coverage

When it comes to safeguarding your vehicle against unexpected repairs, Mechanical Breakdown Insurance (MBI) emerges as a vital shield in your automotive arsenal. Unlike traditional warranties that typically expire after a set period or mileage, MBI steps in when your car experiences mechanical failures, providing financial relief precisely when you need it most.

It is often abbreviated as MBI, and is designed to cover the cost of repairs that result from mechanical failures not caused by accidents. This can include issues with your engine, transmission, suspension, and other crucial components of your vehicle.

Unlike car warranties, which are usually offered by manufacturers and have strict terms, MBI is often more flexible and can be purchased separately from your auto insurer.

Why Consider this Insurance?

Comprehensive Coverage: MBI covers a wide range of mechanical failures that are not typically covered by standard auto insurance policies. This includes electrical systems, air conditioning, and more, providing a holistic approach to protecting your vehicle.

Financial Security: Car repairs can be unexpectedly costly, especially as vehicles age. MBI ensures that you won't be burdened with hefty repair bills, potentially saving you thousands of dollars.

Peace of Mind: Knowing that your vehicle is covered against mechanical breakdowns allows you to drive with confidence, regardless of the age or mileage of your car.

How Does Mechanical Breakdown Insurance Work?

MBI operates similarly to an extended warranty but is often more flexible and can be tailored to fit your specific needs. Here’s how it typically functions:

Coverage Details: Policies vary, so it’s crucial to understand what is covered and any limitations or exclusions.

Repair Process: If your vehicle experiences a covered mechanical breakdown, you would contact your insurance provider. They would then coordinate the repair process, which could involve taking your car to an approved mechanic or repair facility.

Costs and Deductibles: Like other insurance products, MBI may require you to pay a deductible, which is the amount you contribute towards repairs before the insurance coverage kicks in. However, this amount is often significantly less than the total repair cost.

Is MBI Right for You?

Whether MBI is a wise investment depends on several factors:

Vehicle Age and Condition: Older vehicles or those with high mileage may benefit more from MBI due to the increased likelihood of mechanical issues.

Driving Habits: If you rely heavily on your vehicle for daily commuting or long trips, MBI can provide peace of mind against unexpected breakdowns far from home.

Financial Considerations: Evaluate the cost of the insurance against potential repair bills to determine if the investment makes sense for your budget.

Final Thoughts

The mechanical breakdown insurance offers a valuable layer of protection for vehicle owners, shielding them from the financial strain of unexpected mechanical failures. By understanding its benefits and assessing your own driving needs and vehicle condition, you can make an informed decision about whether MBI is the right choice for you. Remember, a well-maintained vehicle coupled with comprehensive insurance coverage ensures that you can enjoy the road ahead with confidence and peace of mind.

Whether you’re driving a brand-new car or a reliable older model, explore your options for breakdown insurance today to safeguard your ride against the uncertainties of tomorrow. Your car deserves the best care possible, and MBI could be the key to keeping it running smoothly for years to come.

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Check MOT History, Check MOT Status, and MOT Status: A Comprehensive Guide

In the hustle and bustle of daily life, it's easy to overlook essential aspects of vehicle ownership. One crucial element that often slips through the cracks is the Ministry of Transport (MOT) status. In this article, we'll delve into the intricacies of MOT checks, providing you with valuable insights into check MOT history, understanding its significance, and maintaining a good MOT history.

Introduction

The Ministry of Transport, abbreviated as MOT, has a rich history deeply embedded in ensuring vehicle safety and compliance with legal standards. Understanding MOT status is paramount for vehicle owners, and regular checks are crucial to ensure a smooth and safe driving experience.

Understanding MOT Status

MOT status refers to the current state of your vehicle concerning its compliance with safety and environmental standards. It's a reflection of your vehicle's roadworthiness and adherence to regulations set by the transportation authorities.

How to Check MOT Status

Check MOT status has become more accessible than ever. Numerous online platforms provide quick and convenient ways to verify the MOT status of your vehicle. Let's take a step-by-step look at how you can check your MOT status hassle-free.

Step 1: Choose a Reputable Platform

Begin by selecting a reliable online platform for MOT checks. Websites and apps authorized by transportation authorities are ideal for accurate and up-to-date information.

Step 2: Enter Vehicle Details

Provide necessary details such as your vehicle registration number and, in some cases, the vehicle make and model. This information is crucial for accurate MOT status verification.

Step 3: Receive Instant MOT Status

Once you've entered the required details, the platform will generate an instant MOT status report. This report will outline whether your vehicle is roadworthy or if there are any issues that need attention.

Importance of Regular Checks

Regularly checking MOT status isn't just a legal requirement; it's a proactive measure for ensuring the safety of yourself and others on the road. Driving with an expired MOT can have severe consequences, including fines and penalties.

Common Reasons for MOT Failure

Understanding why vehicles fail MOT tests is key to preemptively addressing potential issues. Common reasons include faulty lights, worn-out tires, and brake system malfunctions. Proactively addressing these issues can significantly improve your chances of passing the MOT test.

The MOT Testing Process

When you take your vehicle for an MOT test, certified inspectors will assess various aspects, including the vehicle's brakes, lights, exhaust system, and more. Understanding this process can help you prepare and ensure your vehicle meets the required standards.

Benefits of Maintaining a Good MOT Status

Aside from legal compliance, maintaining a good MOT status offers numerous benefits. Vehicles with a clean MOT record are less likely to experience breakdowns and accidents, and they also command a higher resale value in the market.

Tips for Passing MOT

To increase your chances of passing an MOT test, consider implementing regular maintenance practices. Simple checks like ensuring proper tire tread depth, functioning lights, and addressing fluid levels can go a long way.

Check MOT History

Checking MOT history provides a comprehensive overview of your vehicle's performance during previous tests. Accessing this information allows you to identify recurring issues and address them before they become major problems.

DIY MOT Checks

Vehicle owners can perform basic checks at home to assess the general condition of their vehicles. From checking tire pressure to inspecting the exhaust system, these DIY checks can help identify potential issues early on.

MOT Status and the Environment

Maintaining a good MOT status isn't just about legal compliance; it also contributes to environmental conservation. Vehicles in good condition are more fuel-efficient and produce fewer emissions, making them eco-friendly choices on the road.

Staying Informed with MOT Updates

Transportation regulations evolve, and staying informed about changes in MOT requirements is crucial. Subscribing to MOT update services ensures you're aware of any modifications to testing criteria or regulations.

Conclusion

Regularly checking MOT status is a responsibility that comes with vehicle ownership. It's not just about complying with legal requirements but ensuring the safety of yourself and others on the road.

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What Advantages Does LEED Certification Offer?

As an LEED Certification in Dubai, the abbreviation for Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design is LEED. The LEED certification program evaluates the design and construction of buildings concerning environmental aspects such as responsible land use and public transportation accessibility, as well as energy efficiency, water use, air quality, and material selection. The United States Green Building Council sponsors the LEED program (USGBC). The LEED certification program is the most prestigious international program for designing and building sustainably. Obtaining LEED certification is evidence of eco-friendly construction methods.

We as an LEED Certification in UAE, this can have a significant positive impact on the reputation of a contractor who creates and builds LEED-certified structures as well as the owner of the building. A builder can establish themselves as a leader in the building sector by showcasing their track record of LEED-certified projects. Beyond PR benefits, substantial real-world incentives are associated with LEED certification. For instance, USGBC states that "LEED buildings may be eligible for a variety of incentives like tax rebates and zoning allowances and have faster lease-up rates." In addition, their property prices continue to rise, drawing additional commercial building firms into the industry.

In our opinion as LEED Certification in Dubai, LEED accreditation can help residential building companies sell homes more quickly and for a better price. Building LEED-certified homes typically entitles homeowners to tax benefits. Additionally, building businesses can market to potential buyers that owning a LEED-certified home may result in lower insurance costs and that the value of their property will likely appreciate over time compared to comparable, non-LEED-certified dwellings in the same neighbourhood. There is some evidence that LEED can keep a construction company viable and productive during periods of slow expansion.

According to Eco Brooklyn Inc., "the expansion of LEED-certified buildings also appears to be recession-proof." The design and construction of buildings is the only activity covered by the LEED program. It does not track or evaluate a building's performance post-construction nor quantify how much energy or water a building's tenants use. Due to the actions of the building's tenants, it is feasible for a LEED-certified building to utilise more resources than its peers. Construction companies might benefit from LEED implementation.

We are renowned LEED Certification in UAE, any construction company, whether for residential or commercial use, can attract customers by showcasing their capacity to design and build LEED-certified structures. In addition to saving money for consumers, improving building efficiency, and boosting the reputation of construction companies, the ideas and procedures that underpin LEED certification also serve as a moral framework for sustainability. LEED aims to improve air quality and livability, decrease energy consumption and water waste, and contribute to a more sustainable and healthy society. In addition to investing in green construction management software and LEED certification training, construction companies interested in obtaining LEED certification can look into other green initiatives.  

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Short Term Accommodation Apartment Or House

Short term accommodation refers to furnished apartments or houses that are rented for short periods of time. These are often marketed on websites such as Airbnb or Homeaway. Local laws may regulate these rentals. For example, they might require that hosts register their property and comply with building regulations.

People choose to rent short-term accommodations for a variety of reasons. Some want more space and creature comforts than hotels offer, while others are looking for a more unique experience.

1.Staying with friends and family

Renting a car is a common choice when seeking ndis short term accommodation. However, there are many different rental companies and fine print to read through. This makes it important to research the best options before making a decision.

Short-term rentals, or STRs, are fully furnished homes, apartments, and rooms that are available for rental for a short period of time, usually 30 days or less. These rentals are typically found on online platforms such as Airbnb and VRBO. They can range from yurts and Airstream trailers to entire homes.

In NYC, a person cannot legally rent out a room or an entire apartment to guests for fewer than 30 days if the host lives in that building or owns it. Hosts must be present during their guests’ stays, and they must ensure that each guest has free and unobstructed access to all rooms and exits in the apartment.

2.Renting a room in a hotel

When short term accommodation is needed, hotels are often the first option people think of. However, they can be expensive and don’t offer the cozier feeling of home.

There are also short term rental (STR) apartments and homes that can be found on sites like Airbnb and vrbo. These may be fully furnished and come with amenities such as appliances, separate entrances, or kitchenettes. STRs are great for families or individuals who need to move out of their homes temporarily.

However, you must be wary of scams. Before renting a short term rental, size up photos, floor plans, and prices carefully. If the property owner is reluctant to answer questions, it’s probably best to walk away. This is a common sign of a fraudulent listing. Additionally, it is a good idea to ask friends and family for recommendations. They may be able to recommend a trustworthy short term renter.

3.Renting an apartment or house

A short term rental (abbreviated as STR) is a furnished self-contained apartment or house that is rented out for a brief period of time, typically three months or less. These rentals are a good choice for people who want to experience living in a new city before making a permanent move, temporary professionals on assignment, or anyone who wants to avoid the commitment of a year-long lease

Having friends and family close by can be a great resource when you need short term accommodation. Depending on the circumstances, you may be able to stay with them for free or for a reasonable price. Alternatively, you can rent a room in their home or apartment. This option is popular with vacationers and can be cheaper than staying in a hotel.

In addition, STRs are often more expensive than traditional apartments because of higher operating expenses and maintenance costs. For example, utility bills are billed even when the property is not being used. This can lead to a large increase in the rent price compared to a normal 12 month lease.

4.Renting a car

Whether you're relocating for work, renovating or traveling, finding provisional housing can be difficult. Blueground, an extended stay apartment provider, has disrupted the industry with its no-credit-check policy and guarantor acceptance. It also works with new or renovated homes and has its own design team to furnish them.

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How to Navigate a Mississauga Condo Listing with Ease

Navigating the vast world of condo listings can be an overwhelming experience, especially for first-time buyers. From deciphering the terminology to understanding the pricing structure, it's essential to know what to look for to find the perfect condo. In this article, we will guide you through the process with five key steps to help you navigate a Mississauga condo listing with ease.

Understand the Terminology

The first step in navigating Mississauga condo listings is to familiarize yourself with the terminology used. Real estate listings often use abbreviations and terms that can be confusing for the uninitiated. Some common terms you may encounter include:

HOA: Homeowners Association

CC&R: Covenants, Conditions, and Restrictions

FSBO: For Sale by Owner

DOM: Days on Market

By understanding these terms, you can better navigate the listing and gather valuable information about the condo you are considering.

Know Your Budget

It's essential to have a clear understanding of your budget before diving into condo listings. Start by calculating your monthly income, expenses, and the maximum amount you can afford for a mortgage payment. Consider all costs associated with buying a condo, including:

Down payment

Closing costs

Monthly mortgage payments

HOA fees

Property taxes

Insurance

Once you have a clear understanding of your financial limits, you can filter your search results and focus only on the condos within your budget.

Location, Location, Location

The location of a condo is a crucial factor to consider when navigating listings. Before you start your search, identify the neighborhoods or areas where you'd like to live. Consider factors like:

Proximity to work

Access to public transportation

Quality of schools

Safety and crime rates

Nearby amenities (grocery stores, restaurants, parks, etc.)

By narrowing your search to specific areas, you can save time and energy and ensure that you're only looking at condos in locations that meet your criteria.

Assess the Homeowners Association (HOA)

When buying a condo, you'll likely become part of a homeowners association (HOA), which will impact your living experience. Research the HOA and its fees, rules, and regulations before committing to a condo. Some questions to consider include:

What services and amenities does the HOA provide?

Are there any restrictions on pets, parking, or rentals?

What is the financial health of the HOA?

Have there been any recent or planned special assessments?

Understanding the HOA's policies and financial situation can help you avoid surprises and ensure a smoother transition into your new home.

Schedule a Viewing

Once you have narrowed down your search, schedule viewings for the condos you're most interested in. During the viewing, pay attention to the condition of the unit and the building. Inspect for any signs of damage or needed repairs, as well as the overall cleanliness and maintenance of the building.

Don't be afraid to ask questions during the viewing, such as the age of major systems (heating, cooling, plumbing), any past or ongoing issues, and any planned updates or renovations. A thorough viewing can give you a clear picture of the condo and help you make an informed decision.Navigating a Mississauga condo listings doesn't have to be a daunting task. By understanding the terminology, knowing your budget, focusing on location, assessing the HOA, and scheduling viewings, you can simplify the process and find the perfect condo to suit your needs. With these tips in mind, you'll be well-equipped to tackle the world of condo listings and confidently make your

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HOW TO EXPAND BUSINESS SETUP IN DUBAI

Global entrepreneurs have made Dubai their home. Governmental and non-governmental organizations built a thriving business climate there. creating a beneficial ecosystem for business ventures. Business owners from abroad and locals alike have prospered in this lovely land.

The Department of Economic Development (DED), the hub for all business-related activity created futuristic policies that have served as the foundation for all economic progress. The emirate rewarded entrepreneurs with enormous success in order to establish itself as the top worldwide business destination.

From every angle, starting a business in Dubai is a wise choice. With the assistance provided by the government, overcoming teething issues, connecting with potential clients, and attaining the maximum acceptance is all feasible. With a huge population and a high per capita income, the only things that really count are the product's quality and reliability.

A startup's advantages in Dubai

What sets Dubai apart from other company locations is the comprehensive support provided by the government and reliable business setup services like Marqueway. With the implementation of revised laws the previous year, there has been a tremendous rise in the number of ex-pats entering with start-up ideas. According to the current legislation, foreigners without an Emirati sponsor are permitted to open a business in Dubai. Excepting just a few industries, notably the military, and telecommunications.

So let's examine the advantages of choosing Dubai as the location for your new company's launch:

The DED created the exclusive division of Dubai, SME to support new businesses. The division's responsibilities include providing counsel, direction, and mentoring. The financial burden has decreased because of to tax incentives that the administration has implemented.

programs for granting visas to workers in startups.

Funds are available through initiatives like Scale2Dubai to support business operations. A cutting-edge business platform called Hamdan Innovation Incubator (HI2) supports conducting experiments before starting a business even from far-off places, such as outside the United Arab Emirates. With Dubai Entrepreneurship Academy, a specialized component of Dubai SME's educational wing, startup seekers can receive training.

Causes of Business Failure

The following are some typical causes of a startup's demise:

difficulties with inadequate marketing and product quality

Exorbitant setup costs for the business

By partnering with effective business setup services in Dubai, startups can virtually eliminate all of these worries. If you want to establish a business in Dubai or have startup ideas, get in touch with Marqueway Business setup.

procedures of business setup in Dubai

Here are detailed instructions on how to create a company or start a business in Dubai. Contact us or send us a message to talk about company formation in Dubai and to get our expert assistance.

The business activities to be determined are: Complete the commercial ventures you have planned in Dubai. The approved business operations would be indicated by the business license that was issued. Hence, before contacting the appropriate body for the business license, it is vital to confirm the same.

Business jurisdiction: In which jurisdiction do you prefer to conduct business? Dubai Mainland or one of the free zones, perhaps? In Dubai Mainland, the DED has the jurisdiction to issue trade permits. In the event that a business is established in a free zone in Dubai, the relevant free zone authorities will issue the license.

Company Name: The UAE has stringent rules governing business names. No names that are profane, political, or religious in nature are permitted. The business name may only contain the owner's name, with no abbreviations.

Initial Acceptance: Once you've confirmed the preceding actions, get the DED's initial approval. The initial approval is given a few days after the application is submitted.

Prepare the Documents: When you apply for a trade license, all necessary paperwork must be supplied. Get from the ministries, municipality, and other local authorities any necessary approvals in accordance with the type of business you intend to operate.

How to Get a Business License Get a business license and submit it with the other paperwork. Once all the paperwork is in order, the business license for the company or startup in Dubai will be issued in a matter of days. Any inconsistencies or anomalies in the application could result in its rejection.

Request a visa: Depending on the sort of business activity, ex-pat personnel may be hired. Depending on the size of the business, a certain number of foreign employees may be authorized.

Do you have aspirations of starting a business in Dubai? Do you desire dependable expert assistance? Are you trying to find an economical business setting in Dubai?

For dependable, cost-effective, and comprehensive support with business setup in Dubai, please get in touch with us. We can guarantee the best.