#like a rack of ribs

[discojupiters]

Found this pic of Mike and nearly fucking fainted when I saw his arms

IVE NEVER SEEN HIS ARMS LOOK LIKE THAT IN A PHOTO FROM WHEN HE WAS THIS YOUNG BEFORE WHAT-

[theeminentlyimpractical]

honestly “they’re not talking” is the funniest fucking thing Authorman could’ve unleashed on this horny ass fandom

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

On the rare occasion I join the boys at the gym, Kats pouts cause I only let Eiji spot me. It’s completely his own fault though after nearly getting me crushed under the bar while I was bench pressing.

He glanced down at me mid-rep, arms crossed and went “I’m getting deja vu from this position, princess,” with a sudden wolffish grin and suddenly all I could think of was the night before when he’d had my head hanging off the bed so he could watch my throat bulge with his cock while Eiji fucked me.

The comment caught me so off guard I faltered and the asshole was laughing too hard to properly get the bar completely off, so Eiji had to rush over and help lift it so I wasn’t crushed.

He still grumbles about it not being fair everytime I borrow Eiji to spot me and it takes everything in me not to flip him off everytime.

[mallalada]

just seen across the spiderverse again. MAN i could chew miguel like gum (sexual)

[tinystepsforward]

forget all the other "body ratios" the ratio i'm having trouble with is shoulder–waist bc i keep doing ostensibly stretchy bindoffs on cropped knit garments and then getting fucking stuck in them while trying them on bc i can't get them back over my shoulders without really making use of my hypermobility

[crossbowtrades]

// i have a bout 6 asks in my box asking about if Karliah eats food, and if she has a favorite, so ill answer them here before i head out for new years dinner w my family!

// Karliah loves Sweets and Meats, but her favorite meal is Ribs, stirfried vegetables, and soft rolls. With cheesecake as a dessert.

// Her chefs make sure to infuse Brine souls into her desserts so that they're extra filling for her. Cooking in my world is more akin to alchemy, so magical effects that come from food can sustain her in place of souls when she's eating normally.

[collaredkittyboy]

Current theory on why I stay thin despite eating like shit and never exercising is just that there are No Nutrients in the food I eat and it usually gives me digestive issues so I just pass all of it without absorbing any of it

[six-of-ravens]

watching the new nami's life video to get Cleaning Motivation, but it's just making me sad I didn't get groceries this morning.

[moteldogs]

I wasn’t built to be on my own. who is going to eat all this food I just cooked

[yoichichi]

It’s my little brothers birthday today and i FaceTimed him to see what he was gonna have for his birthday dinner and apparently it’s just a whole rack of ribs 🫶😭🤍

[maremote]

sometimes i really do have to sit back and be like damn. they really looked at each other like that

[whitesuited]

sharo.n carter, grill gremlin #confirmed..... also #confirmed ---- share will threaten you with a spatula if that's what is available to her.

[theeminentlyimpractical]

I’m off this site for 3 days dealing with my in laws visiting and I missed OX RIB SCENE DISCOURSE????? Teach me to ever log off again tell you h’wat

[celepeace]

I'm not a spiritual person but I also hope I get reincarnated as like a leopard or something so I can eat that sweet sweet raw red meat without part of me freaking tf out about getting sick

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

I have to remind myself that I'm fucking disabled and expecting myself to do everything all at once is a good path for disappointment, guilt, and tanking self esteem

[applepidotcom]

On the journey of trying to find my next read even though….. I have some books I’ve been reading on and off for months.. and some on my nightstand I’ve been wanting to start.. but I’m a big mood reader so I’m in the mood for something else,,,,, perhaps fantasy or vampires or werewoofs. Or smut. Maybe both. Both would be good. Some magic or something idk. Or maybe. Gothic horror and angst. Or a comic. Or jap lit. Who knows lol not me that’s for damn sure