#like a middle school girl with a crush

[lilpomelito]

Steve being Eddie’s bi or gay awakening whatever. Eddie thinks he’s just so grateful for Steve—I mean the man literally carried him in his arms out of hell like some mythological hero and then basically struck the fear of god on the medical staff who refused to help—so of course he’s obsessed with him, he owes him his life! Of course Eddie wants to know about his day even if Steve thinks it’s boring, of course he brings him lunch to work and maybe adds the little treats he’s seen Steve enjoys like Reese’s cups, of course he’s been listening to Pink Floyd and Dire Straits just because those are Steve’s favorites to gather inspiration. It’s only natural he’s sat Lucas down and demanded he explain the rules of basketball to him so Eddie can at least understand what’s going on when Wayne invites Steve over to watch the game. It’s not weird at all that he asked Jonathan to make a copy of that one cute picture he snapped of Steve roughhousing with Dustin when he develops the film. It’s not strange that he’s read Alice in Wonderland three times just because that’s Steve’s favorite novel. Of course he takes Steve to the movies and he buys him all the snacks he wants. It’s a given that they drive together on a weekend trip Chicago to see a show Steve’s been dying to see. The man saved his life! Eddie’s just grateful, that’s all. That’s why he’s so surprised when Robin confronts him about his “crush”, what crush?? Eddie likes girls! And yes, Steve is an attractive guy, half the town agrees, that’s not a controversial opinion. Who cares that Eddie thinks Steve could be a Hollywood heartthrob if he put his mind and talents to it. He doesn’t have a crush, that’s ridiculous. But Eddie is Eddie and he can’t just leave something be so of course he ends up cornering Nancy of all people to ask her how did she know she liked Steve back in junior year. To his absolute surprise she laughs in his face and tells him not to worry, she’s not interested, and she won’t stand in the way. She also says she’s happy for them, that she always knew Steve “played for both teams” and she’s happy he’s with someone who takes care of him. After that ridiculous conversation Nancy leaves, and Eddie is even more confused than before, because apparently Steve likes guys too, but Eddie doesn’t! Doesn’t he? Nancy is right that he likes taking care of Steve but thats because… well he’s running out of excuses isn’t he?

[allamericanb-tch]

HELP ok do i text him or not

[alchemist-shizun]

Yi city boys silly textposts because we need them in these trying times pt. 1

Please enjoy my absolute dumbassery with the commentary. Starting strong with:

Let me follow with this great dyad

Staying on theme, starring my thoughts: "what eyes?"

Somebody should come and get Song Lan some help. And several weeks of vacation while we're at it!

Nothing bad ever happened if I'm delusional enough, right?

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED IF IM DELU-

No because that was the hardest meme to make I was hurting. But it was kind of funny

I just found out I cannot post more than 10 pictures (how many years have I been here again?) so you'll have to excuse me while I make a second post with the other half of this batch, that was literally the worst picture to end this with L M A O

(Part 2)

[sonknuxadow]

theres multiple reasons i dont like s/urgeamy but one of the things ive seen people do with it that annoys me a bit is the idea that surge and kit are going to become good because surge is gonna fall in love with amy and thats gonna be her only motivation to change.. and im sorry but am i the only one who thinks it would suck so bad for such fun antagonists to instantly switch sides just because one of them was "fixed" by romance and no other reason

[puhpandas]

thinking about the parallels between tapenessa and beckory

[echothelover]

The thing about relating too much to Juri is it can and will make you a Shiori apologist

[girlspecimen]

i really do not understand how you can be a cis lesbian terf or outspoken transmisogynist because how do you not realize that if the myth that trans women are predators who need to be kept out of “women’s spaces” becomes widely treated as truth, the next people that are going to be ousted from women’s spaces for “perving on innocent women” are gonna be US. are gonna be cis lesbians. how can you live a life where you’ve no doubt had at least brushes with the predatory lesbian stereotype and NOT realize you’re doing the exact same shit to trans women.

[vampyrobot]

Thinking about people who think noelle is gross towards Susie or behaves possessively towards her….god some of y’all really hate women and teenage girls don’t you?

[bulldog-butch]

the fact that my gaydar has Never been off for someone i’ve had a serious crush on (at least since i’ve been out, there’s a few unconfirmed from before i was 18). it impresses even me. even if it takes a few years for the truth to come out, i have ultimately never had a true crush on a straight girl since adulthood 🙂‍↕️

[steamedlotusroot]

i love how different red boy and nezha are in LMK and FRZ despite being derived from the same characters :>

[queerstudiesnatural]

seeing teenage gays out and about, holding hands and laughing and everything is SO healing. each new sighting puts a new bandaid on my inner queer child

[moltenhair]

It's funny to be an adult who didn't realize they were queer until they were grown. Turns out those "crushes" on the cool boys weren't crushes. It was gender envy, but I didn't have the vocabulary to convey that

[bylrndgm]

i think the most canon event as an italian teenager is going to a drugstore and buying one's first tesori d'oriente perfume.

[francy-sketches]

Sansa liking Joffrey has huge girls in middle school being obsessed with that one random bitch boy for some reason

she just like me fr...

[mayonneise]

you see. in regards to the last post. i am both a huge death cab for cutie fan and also i think they should never release another piece of music ever again um hope this helps

[lesbiangummybearmafia]

Ok so starting a thing... see how it goes.

Who are your very first crushes, going all the way back to childhood?? If you got 5 put 5, if want to add more great, less that's great too. I'm just super curious to see everyone's, so make sure to tag people so we can see as many people's crushes as possible. 🙂 And most importantly no one throwing insults everyone got different tastes!

Of course since this my brilliant idea I'll go first 😉

Tagging: @aserendipitousworld, @fionagoodeinthehoode, @ijustadoreyou22, @littlesisterofthemoon, @trammelsb, @myinitialsarentkdtb, @taygertot