#like a little bitch
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God I just watched a 2 and a half hour video essay about this older game named Soma and
Holy shit it's absolutely incredible.
Im not spoiling jack but I highly recommend BeamBuddy's video on it and I bawled like a god damn baby
Such a good and beautiful game
FYI It's also a horror game so it's tense asf
Got me feeling like this /pos
#soma#soma game#god this game is so fucking tragic#sobbed#like a little bitch#but god#its such a good game holy shit#AND THIS IS FROM 2015#2015!!!!!#THIS MASTERPIECE RAN ON THE XBOX FUCKING ONE#sorry im insane#such such such a beautiful and tragic and scary game god fuck#sorry#its#its just so fucking#god
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I do not give a single fuck about Ilusha at all WHERE is my failgirl
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I changed my mind, Autor is the greatest character in this anime, no notes.
Please note I have never seen this and am watching spoiler-free! Please don’t confirm, deny, or explain anything, even if it’s historical or cultural! Thank you!
#Doc watches Princess Tutu#PT episode 21#if he's gonna whine and complain about standing without food or sleep for three days#like a little bitch#than maybe he doesn't DESERVE his powers#he seemed to say#But also it's interesting that we have that old thing about clarity through pain#sort of an ascetic take on the whole idea#That your faith or whatever can become stronger through deprivation#I wonder if that's going to bear out and what it says about writing a story as a while#does it mean more when you bleed for it?
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pride month is like valentines day for me i just burst out with love.
so like for you...
YOU'RE SO PRETTY????????????????????? LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL?????????? LITERALLY U OWN MY HEART????
ALSO UR BLOG CHEERS ME UP ALL THE TIME LIKE AHHH I LOVE YOU
AND I LOVE UR HUMOR AND PERSONALITY
I LOVE YOUR WRITING
I LOVE YOUR EVERYTHING
I LOVE HOW KIND U ARE
I LOVE HOW HONEST U ARE
I. LOVE. YOU.
if i could hug u and give u all the kisses i have and more i would ily Kells<3
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IM THEOWING UP OUT OF LOVE OH MY GAIWHSOEJDD literally stop speaking and come kiss me on the lips right fucking MEOWOWODOOWOIDOE. I LOVE U 🙁🙁🩷🩷
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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#christ and now what what im fucking crying#like a little bitch#no fucking reason#i dont care that you feel guilty#i shouldnt fucking care about that guilt#i feel fucking sick to my stomach with guilt beyond anything i can bear and i cant even fuckin see the screen right cause im crying like a#tupic fucking bitch#why cant i just say it#why cant i just say it please i dont know how to.
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just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you
pssst. check this out on inprnt :]
#pssst also. you should click/zoom on this. for better quality and to see all my silly little details :] hooty hoo#this is my totkversary thing im just too impatient to wait till the 12th LOL. big shoutout to this game tht has ruined my life. and zelink.#zelink#light dragon#link#zelda#loz#totk#princess zelda#totk spoilers#link totk#zelda totk#tears of the kingdom#loz fanart#i had soooo much fun drawing this i really did. i think this is a good capstone piece for how much ive improved so far this year#i still have a long ways to go ofc but. i am pleased ^_^ nd i am glad i can use zink like experiments to do so hehe#anyway. YURI FOREVERRRRR BITCH#my art
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🍎🍊🍐 (crops from the past 3 months of patreon exclusives)
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#some fruity little bitches#idk man#anyway if you like my work consider checking out patreon i post sketches and stuff too
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Because @staff is too cowardly…
#tumblr#not dogs#why staff doesn’t use pills to better understand the users I’ll never know#anyways.#reblog for greater visibility or whatever#I’m using all like 4.5k worth of my follow count to be a little bitch about this
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HELLO???? PRO-HERO TOUYA???? I’M FOLDING SO BAD—?????
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#pro-hero touya#alternative universe#canon divergence#sketch#nagatomo1565#like— is there a universe where this man is not fine? EXACTLY. THERE ISN’T. BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS FINE AS HELL?????#i’m currently crying while gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. we could’ve had it all if a certain selfish bitch wasn’t a selfish bitch…#whenever there’s a new sketch of dabi i’m just🧎🏻♀️#yes sir… absolutely. YES.#THAT COCKY LITTLE SMIRK STOPSJDKSJDKSJXKSJXKAJZKAJZJAJZKSJSK
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passing out triggered my anxiety and this weekend has been straight up hell
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the best thing about benoit blanc's clearly established emotional intelligence is knowing with 100% certainty that he did everything in his power to hurt miles bron's feelings on purpose
#like. icon#glass onion#making fun of the puzzle box? solving the mystery? having a wide-eyed condescension like he doesn't know what he's doing?#not to mention blatanlty insulting him and also baiting him into big speeches where he'd embarrass himself.#blanc knows what he's doing and what he's doing is making this little bitch cry
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STOP NO WAY
IM SCREAMING IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE W U
NO FUCKIGN AWHDHDJSIS
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telling john price jokingly his house is haunted because you hear steps when no one's there and he's just like. yea. I know.
#like bitch tf u mean you KNOW???#based on a conversation i just had with my grandma#his ghosts may or may not be 3 specific little men#gothghostiie#john price#John price x reader#price x reader#price#captain john price#captain price#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#kyle garrick#gaz#kyle gaz garrick#gaz x reader#kyle garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#John mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#soap x reader#soap#john mactavish#john soap mactavish#ghost#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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