#like a glowstick

[everythingenthusiastt]

My mermay sun n moon designs 

What are they looking at?

[theoutlawfaleena]

that one finisher he does where he picks someone up and kneels and breaks their back on his knee.... god i wish that were me

why do i lowkey feel like that would feel kind of good

[subtlybrilliant]

Did my morning yoga for the first time in like a week, and yeah, this is definitely a load bearing part of my routine

[the-homosphere]

*cracks back* i am ✨crunchy✨

[qifreyplushie]

old man bones

[hymnoeides]

Quick Apollo tonight as I try to wrestle his design down…!!

[justwannabecat]

Danny: *twists his body, causing yet another large crack*

Bruce: !!!

Danny: *starts glowing inside his torso*

Bruce: What… What is that?

Danny: Internal bleeding

Batman in the medical lab with Danny after a fight.

Bruce: “you have 4 fractures”

Danny, whose just looking out the window into space: “it is what it is”

Bruce: …..

Bruce: “you also have 3 broken ribs and your spine is broken is 2 places Danny, the only reason your still moving is because your already dead”

Danny: ….

Danny: “hm! So that’s why I made the sound of a cracking glow stick during the fight”

Bruce: …..

Danny: “I wonder if I can still make the sound”

Bruce: “Danny NO!”

[pigdemonart]

Theres just some stuff you’re more comfortable telling your friends about than your own family ya know 👀 some stuff is-a private!

Anyways, finally drew my sweet Daisy. Also finally colored a comic. And i can’t wait to never do that again fjfnfnf

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[mystigaron]

stupid gag i thought up

[gatoburr0]

Experimenting here and there, also she has tusks!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

-at a gala-

Joker: *holds Danny hostage bc he thinks he’s a Wayne*

Danny: Oh my god, at least my town’s clown villain wasn’t fucking sad. He also wore his goddamn contacts!

Joker, reaching for his stupid acid flower: Oooh! If you want to show a little backbone, I’ll be happy to help.

Danny: *double checks that there are no cameras*

Danny, phasing through his chains and pulling out his spine like a sword: Much appreciated. :)

-In the batcave-

Jason, watching live feed from Cass’s mask: This is amazing.

Jason: I’d ask someone to pinch me to check if I’m dreaming, but even I couldn’t come up with something this fucking funny.

Tim, frantically searching for answers: WHY DID IT START GLOWING AFTER THE FIRST SWING?!

Jason: No clue, but—Black Bat, stop laughing, he’ll hear you!—but can you find his address for me?

Tim:

Tim: I’m already doing that, but something tells me I need to judge you right now.

Jason: I need to give this man a casserole.

Tim: The one I gave—

Jason: Of course it’s the one you gave Kon and Bernard.

Tim, giving a thumbs up and doubling down: Say no more.

[fawn-tongues]

Safe Bet

[therandomartmaker]

sometimes you just gotta draw the king

DP X DC ghost king danny

What if Danny’s King Regalia always shows up in the dark? Danny can keep it invisible/unequip it, but it’s permanent in dark settings. Yet, it always shows back up in dark rooms etc.

except he has a really hard time figuring out if it is dark out or not because his vision is tinted green 100% of the time, and he has night vision anyway, so whenever the lights flickered in a room, and his crown was visible for a few seconds, and whatever hero he is with thinks they were seeing things, he just never notices

so danny’s a daylight hero, and avoids dark rooms with the JL because he thinks being a king isn’t a big deal. There are demigods and champions of magic, so what difference is a king? Or maybe he assumes they already knew or smthn, and he didn’t like the weird looks people used to give him when he left the crown visible, and the JL never seemed to care that he was (technically) ruler of infinite realms, only that he could save people, and stop world-ending threats

and, of course, they don’t actually know; cue misunderstandings.

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[personalshredder]

Scene Uzi and her soft girl bf and their punk gf

(edit) just realized tumblr crushed the quality on this. Click it for better quality trust me

[astrangeavenue]

the demons from 2020 are telling me to draw that character that has an eyes-only face a white head and a black body with a tail and claws and digitigrade legs

[askinkiskarma]

^^^ this right here??? made me slide up a wall in need. now imagine dilf!jake, cause that's all i can imagine. enjoy x

wc: 660 words

smut under the cut, minors DNI 🔞

You loved days with Jake, you really did. He was a good leader - strong and fearless, compassionate and patient, he made everyone feel secure and at ease, made everyone feel included and heard. You loved training with him, hearing him talk, watching him listen. You loved his demeanour and his wit, and how he sacrificed so much and lost a planet and a bond to his own kind in order to protect yours. He was a good mate - considerate and thoughtful, funny and giving, he made it his life purpose to make you happy, and you appreciated him every single minute of your life.

You loved days with Jake… but nights… Eywa, the nights were the best, and you had a perfect example as of why right now, laying sideways on the bed, your head pushed so far back, it was resting in the crook of his neck, drawn out moans and skin slapping together the only sounds you could hear in the quiet of the dead of night. You haven't slept through the night once since meeting Jake. How could you, when more often than not, after a thorough fucking, he loved to fall asleep with his cock still buried deep inside of you, loved for the feel of your tight cunt and smell of your scents mingled together to be the last thing on his mind before he passed out for the night... or at least for a few hours, until you inevitably woke up, needy and desperate once more, grinding on his half-hard length until he was rock hard once more, his body unable to resist you, even asleep as he was.

Now, here you were once more, three orgasms in, crying as he slipped in and out of you with ease, your cum and slick allowing him to bottom out in you, bulging up the skin of your lower abdomen. He loved to sneak his hand from your hip, where it was rested in order to pull you further down his length, and reach around and press on the spot, until you squirmed and whined, until the tears flowed freely down your face into your ears.

"You feel how deep in you I am, angel? That's daddy's cock pushing your pretty skin up, mm? You're taking it so well, aren't you? Always so good for me."

"D-daddy... pl-please!"

His words pushed you closer and closer to the orgasm you knew would take you out for the night, the intensity of the last couple of hours taking a toll on your mind, until you were just a mess of words and incoherent babbles, drunk of his cock and the soft kisses he was peppering on the back of your neck. You could hear the smile in his voice as he spoke.

"What do you need, baby? Need daddy to let you come on his cock?"

His thrusts sharpened momentarily as he was hitting the spot that made you see stars and cry out in unadulterated ecstasy, until you were sure the whole clan could hear how well the Olo'eyktan's mate was getting fucked night after night. Right now, you couldn't find it in you to care.

"There you go, baby girl. Come for daddy so he can fill you up, mm?"

The promise of being marked by him, of his cum dripping out of you and down your thighs for days to come was enough to push you over the edge, and you came, making a mess of the mat, that needed to be changed daily anyhow, as you squirted all over him, gushes of warm liquid mixing with his own, and, spent and filled to the brim as you were, you allowed him to pull you closer and whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you drifted off to sleep.

"Daddy loves you, sweet girl."

You knew, and yet, you couldn't wait until tomorrow night, when he'd more than willingly prove it to you again.

somebody sedate me honestly