#like a baby with a pacifier

[slyvester101]

Wash: I have found Tucker's off switch

Wash: Unfortunately, it seems to be located at the back of his throat

Grif: Don't you mean the back of his neck?

Wash: No.

[gomzdrawfr]

Recruitment | based on this thingy I wrote awhile ago

Recruitment Bribery?

[the-travelling-witch]

i am positively unwell

also sugulite looks like an asshole, meaning i like him immediately /silly

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Dawn is approaching and so Armand and Daniel settle down for the day. After softly closing the lid of their coffin, Armand tucks his beloved fledgling against himself. Daniel sleepily buries his face in Armand's neck and then latches on, intermittently suckling it like a pacifier as he rests.

[bludpudding]

highschool age stori except only one of them ages and has any sort of schooling

[stevesbipanic]

Billy wasn't FROM small town Indiana though. He was from California, where they have open minds. Dacre said Billy WASN'T racist, despite what the Duffers wanted, and Dacre is the one who pushed to have a blatant slur removed from the script because he refused to say the word the writers wanted used.

LMAO Cute how you think you know anything about me, and how you think you can goad me into revealing who I am.

You're going to have to work a lot harder than that to get under my skin. I'm right and I know I'm right. Go keep sucking that cultist Jason Carver's dick or whatever.

I'm sorry in what world do you think I like Jason Carver either??????? Man was also a piece of shit, not as bad as billy but was def a dickhead. Also cute how you think you're big and brave hiding behind an anon sweetheart, noone scared of you and you're little billy dicksucker opinions.

Billy was racist and wanted Lucas dead. He threw a CHILD against a wall and said "You're dead Sinclair" luckily Steve was there to take the beating from Billy but if billy had been able to follow through with the same beating on Lucas, Lucas would've died.

I've got plenty and plenty of followers and people that like my work and I don't need to hide behind a mask to talk about my opinions so run along and block me and stop wasting everyone's time with your whining just admit you'd say a racist slur if someone you thought was hot said it. You're not hot shit stop acting like it hun 😘.

[itshomobirb]

no u don't understand those hard candies are integral to my mental health. they're load bearing.

[canid-carnival]

New form hours‼️‼️‼️ plushie filled with both stuffing and beans. Small. Themed after a food mascot I like. Maybe smell like birthday cake

[pixlokita]

Once, when I was little, I was eating one of my favorite frozen dinners by myself in the kitchen/dining room, one that had fried potatoes in the shape of smiley faces. For some ungodly reason, presumably bc children are all sadistic little freaks in some ways, I was pretending that the smiley faces were babies, and that I was eating them, complete with making lil pretend baby cooing sounds- but I don't recall making any screaming or crying sounds, thank god. Which makes what eventually happened even stranger; for some reason, staring at one of my hapless victims, I suddenly grew something like a conscience and started to cry.

So basically sometimes moods do weird things, especially depending on outside factors such as hormones or tiredness (or both), and sometimes seemingly without any determinable reason at all; and you may find yourself anthropomorphizing random food products that have even the vaguest approximations of a face. Don't feel too badly about the sad croissant.

Oh ivfnkdbdkdkkrf nah you’re so real for that tbh 🙏😔 one time me and my cousin were making chicken fried rice and while we were shredding the chicken I mentioned how it probably had a family wondering where it went and we both started crying so hard we couldn’t continue and my aunt just walked in on us sobbing while preparing the rice 🧎‍♂️

It do be like that sometimes xD but yeah specially anything tiny that looks sad (・´ω`・) that’s why I just take small objects that are abandoned or look sad and keep them or put them in a better place which makes =w= no sense it’s just sad to leave them there

[thebumblingbee]

Someone just came and started pounding on our front door at like 11:20 which caused the dog to go ballistic (rightfully so) and thus woke up the baby.

It’s fine I didn’t want to sleep anyways.

[shoechoe]

Why the fuck did bojack try to give a baby a cigarette

[gomzdrawfr]

To draw later, but I kinda wanna do a doodle where Raven and Nik first met each other

[skinreflectsthesun]

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[collectorcookie]

this post but i make it about northfam sleepovers

Small oz is snacking on snow's hand btw

[thkmadame]

Move over Louis I want to help…with appendages

[jegulusofwesper]

need more dilf remus lupin fan art please