#like SOOOO OOC

[milesmolasses]

I feel like miles tries to be gangsta with his bk middle friend, but when he’s around his peoples he’s mad quiet 😂

idk if ur from nyc but you seem like it

yes. 100% yes.

in photos with his friends he’s putting a finger to his nose saying SLATTT and calling all his friends his “gang” BUT WHEN HES ROUND HIS PARENTS???WHEEEWW

he’s a whole different man. he pulls his pants up when he’s in the house so his mom doesn’t think he’s given himself up to “thug living” and he turns off his NLE choppa and polo g in exchange for bruno mars and bryson tiller

don’t even get me started on when he’s on the court in them nyc public parks

[fruityumbrella]

one piece is set in a nautical world with presumably nautical idioms and exclamations to match, right, like swearing by the sea rather than on a god etc. to wit, there's five seas (the four blues + the grand line) so we can assume when you're feeling particularly dramatic, you might refer to all those vast oceans to get your hyperbolic point across.

keeping that in mind, lets live in a stupidly romantic corny ass world for a moment ok? take my hand.

"I swear on all six seas, if you don't shut the fuck up right now—"

"What?" Sanji looks at him like he's stupid. Nothing new, really.

"Ha, even you're going deaf having to listen to your own annoying ass whining all the time, Cook. I was—"

"No, you—"

"Don't interrupt me! Oi!" he yelps as a wooden spoon bounces harmlessly off his shoulder. He's not impressed that Sanji manages to catch it before it hits the counter.

"You said six seas," Sanji states.

Zoro stares back in lieu of an answer.

"Huh, maybe this has something to do with why you're always lost. There's only five seas, dummy."

And ah, now he gets what the idiot cook is on about. He's surprised and a little disappointed, honestly. You'd think the guy would be a little more aware about his own fucking dream, but whatever. He's got that annoying smile, smug and cocky like he's oh so much better than Zoro.

"Would you like me to count them out for you? I know it's a big number, it's probably confusing for a simple creature like you."

Zoro crosses his arms in clear warning, something the cook, as always, blatantly ignores. He's leaning on the counter that's between them now, eyes sparkling with glee. Idiot. Zoro's thoughts do not have a fond tone to them. Thoughts don't have tones at all, thank you very much.

Sanji lifts a hand and proceeds to count off on his fingers with the precision of a drill sergeant.

"I'm sure you at least know our ocean, the East Blue. There's also the West Blue, North Blue, South Blue, and of course the Grand Line," he wiggles all his fingers as he puts his thumb up for the last one like he's emulating fireworks.

Zoro snorts indelicately. "And?"

Sanji frowns with a tilt of his head.

"And?"

Zoro holds up his index finger.

"And," he says, stifling his amusement as Sanji goes cross eyed trying to follow said finger as it arcs towards him, "your All Blue. Dummy."

He punctuates the last word by poking Sanji in the forehead, snickering when he sputters and swats the digit away in a huff. Then Zoro's words finally sink in, and he straightens up almost too fast. It's not endearing at all.

"Wait," he says quietly, "you count it?"

Zoro doesn't like how Sanji's looking at him with an open expression he's not usually allowed. He looks earnest and sincere. Zoro feels suddenly out of his depth.

"Don't you?" he deflects uncomfortably.

"Well yeah, but that's different. You're—" he shrugs half heartedly and looks away. Zoro can't tell if the end of that sentence was going to disparage him or the cook. Odds are likely split down the middle. Sanji keeps looking at him, and he feels pinned. The bright look is gone, replaced by something more reserved but perhaps...searching? Considering, at the least. It's making him increasingly self conscious. He needs to get out of here.

"Okay. I'm gonna steal some alcohol now," he says shortly, striding to the cabinet and swiping a bottle before Sanji blinks out of his stupor.

[graceful-not]

I'm g.gonna throw up why are they like this..

[straightlightyagami]

i feel like a lot of fanon characterization of light yagami is just like "this is what the Bad And Annoying Type of Guy I Hate does so Light does that too because he's bad and annoying" no matter how little sense it makes

[ducktracy]

some great Maurice Noble layout work in Forward March Hare

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Madney wedding should have been more fun and silly. Buffridays theme. Why would Chim NOT want a karaoke party? Why were the Buckley parents so involved so it looked so formal and not like them and there wasn't enough WHIMSY! YOU'RE TELLING ME THE INVENTOR OF THE OODIE WOULD WEAR JUST A NORMAL BASIC TUX TO HIS WEDDING? TO THE WIFE HE IS SO LOVINGLY OBSESSED WITH? Please can we have more fun and silly for them next season please.

[askchilchuck]

Im not much of an alcohol fan but I’ve liked cruisers before, whats your opinion on them?

Don’t think I’ve tried one before, one second. He grabs a bottle and takes a sip or two. You’re not sure where he got it from.

It’s alright. A little sweet for my liking, though. Here, you want the rest? He passes you the bottle. It’s raspberry flavored.

[c1trvswurld]

Finally glad the mouthwashing fandom-at least on here- is finally coming around to see the idea that neither curly or jimmy are completely innocent nor should be babied or completely villainized because to do that you'd need to *checks notes*

Completely ignore how mouthwashing is a story of how systems of abuse are kept in power. Particularly rape culture and the patriarchy that encourages these actions while also encouraging bystander effect from other men close to predators...which is all encouraged under a system like capitalism.

Idk read more of tha rant in tags I got carried away I fear.

[scruncheduppaper]

can we talk abt how insanely hot kabru is

ive probably posted these a billion times before but idc. hes got everything. this brown twink is so pretty idk im pretty sure if he smiled at me with those fucking eyes id fold immediately. i get why hes popular with the ladies (im falling for it oh no) hes just the right amount of a bit freaky and silly for him to still be human. hes a gentleman when he needs to be and hes actually a really fucking kind human being at the same time like hes a genuinely nice guy

most of all though i think his ruthless mind and sharp analytical skills (in terms of humans) is just the most appealing to me. the way his brain ticks and the descriptions of his thinking process is like the equivalent to fanservice panty shots or whatever. i like seeing him covered in blood ohhh my god i get ppl simping over falin in that scene but i think kabru stabbing her made my stomach do flips. do you understand. i would Let him psychoanalyse me and/or stab me. in fact id encourage him to do it. it’d probably be hot. kabru please reject me so i can move on with my life. i understand rin so fucking bad (i love her too btw)

this is not a general post. this is personal. this is my account i can say whatever i want idc idk im like rlly tired rn. kap. kapru

anyways too tired to draw properly today have a little doodle. i might make an edit of him later

[ask-the-roommate-au]

Comet hi! What are some thoughts on Cyrano De Bergerac? That one is probably my favorite play lol. (love the 1950 movie and musical playlist for it too)

For Eclipse, do you have any favorite movies? Like a comfort and want to watch over and over?

Sun, if you go could anywhere for vacation where would you go? Can be a specific dimension.

Never watched it!!! But I need to now!

Eh, I don't know. (This is Sue saying I'm uncreative and haven't watched a lot of movies bffhdfds,, so you guys can imagine whatever you want I don't mind)

Nooooo idea. Probably at home. In bed. Sleeping all day.

[nuks]

bill hader is so….. 😩😩😩

[umemiyan]

*sighs and whispers* mommy kink w/ satoru is heavy on the brain this morning

[gomzdrawfr]

May I please have a peek at the fic 🤲🏻

ah yes! first one to ask so you'll get this part that I like the most among the many revisions:

Ghost felt he’d lost more than just the Captain’s sight—he’d lost a language that Price had been fluent in with him. Ghost wasn’t used to speaking more than necessary. His life, his job, his very existence had been built on silence. He was the Ghost, the one with the shadows. It was his virtue that Price understood intimately. Neither man ever felt the need to fill the silence with noise, they never needed much in the way of words. A flicker of an eyebrow, a tilt of the head, the narrowing of an eye—expressions became their language, carrying meanings that words could never reach. They’d carried out an entire conversation without a sound, Price able to glance his way and just know what Ghost was planning, a wordless connection that Ghost had grown to lean on—a comfort that now was lost.  Now Ghost found himself to struggle with the huge gap that had opened up between them. Price was learning how to navigate a world permanently in darkness, and Ghost trying to learn how to help without overstepping. Neither of them would admit it out loud, but Price misses Ghost’s silent look of reassurance, while Ghost has no idea how to offer comfort without Price’s eyes to meet his. With those blue eyes that had once known him so well no longer meeting his own, Ghost felt as if part of himself had gone dark too.

[phierie]

more high quality bullet train shitposting

[blitzbuckz]

They're making a SHREK 5 ?!??!?!? WHAT DID I WAKE UP TO HOLY SHIT