#like OHHHH MAAAAN

[hanarutos]

guys i cant do college anymore like its all too much

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

ONOT THE NEXT ONE “BETTER THAN WE FOUND” IT LAST PART I’M NOT READY BUT I SO AM

Ngl tho better than we found it is kinda a nice last title it has an air of lightness to it

.

it better hecking be reflected in this episode if it ends on a cliffhanger or angsty note i’ma lose it

okay here we go

(s4 special pt 4 spoilers ahead)

STARTING IT UP HECK BREAKS I’M JUST SITTING HERE

OOP

MK COMPASSION COMING THORUGH AGAIN

WELP THAT’S EVERYTING

SHIFU JUST WATCHING IT

OH ITS THE LITTLE GIRL

HI LITTLE GIRL

OH CHANG’E HI LOVE

HAHA PENG TRYING TO DIP

MEI

MEI’S NOT GONNA LET THEM

SHE WANTED TO FIGHT

AHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

TURNING WORDS BACK ON THEM NICE ONE THAT’S FUNNY

HAHA

MEI AND MACAQUE TEAMING UP IS SO GOOD

HELPGN;LDKMDS

JUST CHOMPS HIM UP

YELLOW TUSSKK COME ON BUDDY

SANDY

ABSOLUTE BELOVED

THAT’S NOT REALLY HOW WE ROLL HERE

AWWWW

YESSSSSS

LETSGOOOOOO

THEY FUN

I LOVE THEM

B TEAM MOVE OUT

MK JUST

QUIET

I LOVE HIM

HE’S SO GOOD

HE’S SO KIND

AFTR BEATING THE GRAP OU TO FHIM BUT Y’KNOW

OOP

THEM LOOKING AT WUKONG AS HE GOES PAST HECK

JUST STOP

HECK DUDE

I PUT YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD MYSELF?

HE WAS DEAD?

OH SHOOT

OHHHH

YEAH SOME OTHER THING HAPPENIGN

CACKLES

OKAY

YEAH RIP DUDE JSUT RELAX

IS HE GONNA DIE MAKING IT BETTER?

PROBABLY HUH

YEAH I GET THE FEELING WHOEVRE THIS IS IS AFTER YOU MK

OH YEAH THERE HE GOES

WUKONG STOPPING HIM

HECK DUDE

WHY DO YOU LOOK SURPRISED SHIFU

OH WOW HE’S

HECKING DISINGTERGRATING

YEAH OKAY BYE BUD

I’M

I DON’T REALLY FEEL SUPER BAD FOR YOU BUT

OH HECK UH

WHATS THAT WHO’S TAKING IT

IS THAT THE JADE EMPERORSPOWER YEAH

UH

SO WHO’S GONNA HANG ON TO THAT

OH NEZHA TRYING TO GOT THIS

I DONT’ THINK YOU WILL BUD

UH WHAT ARE THOSE CHAINS

HECK DUDE

oh nice hair tang  very fluffy we love that

OOP

TANG U GOT THIS

YES FRIEND GROUP POWER OF FRIENDSHIP MOMETN SURE YES

AND YELLOW TUUUUSK ILY

YEAHYEAH WE KNEW MAC WOULD HELP

ARE THEY GONNA LOCK THE JADE EMPERORS PWOER AWAY?

OH WOW NEZHA NICE

BRO

NICELY DONE

FFM IS NOT DESTROYED TAT’S AWSOME

HAHAHGHDFJKSDAF

UYEAH CHECK ON HIM ITS THE LAD

OH MAN DUDES BEEN THROUGH IT

HELPGN;LDSKFMAE

ILY ILY YOU PIGSY

ILY SM

DADSY REAL

TANG CALM DOWNG;LSKMF

SANDYGDS;FKAMGWEFIMAWF

MAAAAN

THEY SURE ARE FAMBLY MOMENT

GO ASK BUDDAH NEZHA

YOUR’E GONNA GT ATTACKED BY WHOEVER WANTED AZURE OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE

SEASON 5 IS TERRIFYING ME RN

ngl compared to the lbd one so far this felt a little anticlimactic and i porbably just jinxed myself but i dont care. that one also had 3 seasons of build up tho so… yeah hjGKL;SJADF MK THO

DANG

HELPGMSDFK

PUSHING WUKONG AWAY YUP

GOOD MOVE NEZHA

DESERVED

RED SON RED SON RED SON RED SON

OH THEY ARRESTED HIM HUH

AWWWWW

WELP

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM MAN

JADE EMP IS DEAD

WHERE’S THE FUN IN TAHT

ALL THAT

SO LONG AS WE LEAVE THE WORLD IN BETTER SHAPE THEN WE FOUND IT… THEN ITS ALL GOOD RIGHT?

MK’S INJURED GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL

AND UH

OKAY WHERE’S THE OTHER BOOT DROPPING

I LOVE THEM SM

THEY ALL SO FANCY

HUG

SIDE HUG

.

HELPGN;DSAFKLMAWE

BEACH DAY

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I’M WAITIN FOR THE BOOT DROP BUT I’M IGNORING IT NOW I HAVE TO APPRECAITE ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW

THE SHIRT

THE HAT

THE SUNGLASSES

THE SHORTS

HE’S THE UNCLE THAT JUST GOT BACK FROM PICKIGN UP THE SNACKS

THE MEI MK AND RED SON, THE WAY RED SON’S STANDING, TANG WITH HIS UMBRELLA DBK AND PRINCESS IRON FAN STYLIN PIGSY IS THE DAD AT THE BBQ I’M GONNA CRY

PLEASE TANG’S FIT I’M CRYINGNS;LDKFM;AOWEF

NEXT FRAME MEI WITH THE WATER GUN RED SONGHL;KFAJ;OWIEMFASFD MK DECKED OUT IN SWIMMING GEAR I’M CRYING

PLEASE PRINCES IRON FAN PLAYING VOLLYBALL WITH THEM I’M SCREAMING

MEI LOOKS LIKE A DUDEBRO GAL I KNOW AND I’M LIVING FOR IT RED SON’S FACE PLEASELKMGOASDF I NEED THESE ALL FRAMED

PLS SANDY GETTING BURRIED TANG CARVING HIS MUSCLES OUT OF SAND PIGSY GIVING HIM A DRINK MO DECKED OUT IN SAND GEAR, RED SON’S SUNGLASSES ON A SAND SNOWMAN AND LOOKING ANNOYED ABOUT IT MK’S SMILE I’MGN;LSDKFM

I’M SCREAMING NEXT FRAME IS DBK AND SWK THE DADS FISHING THE BROS FISHING TOGETHER I’MGN;LSDFMAOWFIMSADF

SUNSCREEN

BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD

YOU’RE GETTING SO SUNBURNED

SUNSCREEN NEEDS TO ABSORB FIRSTN;LDKMSD

yeah that’s parent energy

.

i didn’t know sunscreen needed to absorb first-

OKAY MOVING ON G;LSDFNAB;OGAI;WEOFIM

PIGSY IS SUCH A DAD

UYUP THATS HOW WE ROLL

you don’t understand the moment i’m having here with MACAQUE AND HIS PINK SHIRT AND YELLOW PANTS AND PROBABLY LOW HANGING TANK TOP I’ SCREAMIGNDF;LAMEF;OAIWEN;OIAFM

“cute” WOW WHAT AN ANGLE

art for this show is so nice tho m a n

this is gonna make me cry

Wukong with his

overdramatic sarcasm

and Macaque just seeming kinda tired

and

hECK LEAVE IT A LTTEL BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT

HECKING

PEACH POPSICLE

NOT THE SAME BUT

SO FMAILAR

THAT CAN BE A TOMORROW PORBLEM

MACAQUE DOESNT’ QUITE SMILE BUT

WOW HE SURE DOES PLOP HIMSELF DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO WUKONG

MAN

MK IS SO SUNBURNED

HE IS SO SUNBURNED

RIP MY DUDE

RED SON SOAKED AND THERE’S A FISH IN HIS HAT

I’M SO SAD WE DIDN’T GET TO HEAR HIS VOICE BUT I LOVE THAT THEY UNCLED HIM HAVING FUN WITH THE DUO THEY ARE EVERYHTIGN TO ME

OKAY YES, OTHER SHOE, HIT ME WITH IT

OKAY WHO THESE GUYS

WHO’S THE PARTY

WHATCHA DOIN

K

KAY IS THAT IT??

REALLY THAT’S ALL YOU GIVE US??

FINEEEEE FINE OKAY

I’M FINE

.

all in all i actually really enjoyed that special like  A LOT

give me like two days and i’ll process what i saw in pt 3 and

ehre and

there

and everywhere

actually i kinda enjoy how vague it is 10/10 the montage of them on the beach hanging is so nice Mk applying sunscreen is so cute he’s so good he’s so fast I love how wukong’s Shifu energy of just like cause mk is monkey like him so its “yeah that’s how we roll” n stuff

Macaque’s style is killing me

Wukong’s is just dad

Macaque’s is just

I don’t even know how to categorize it and i’m okay with that

WELL

JADE EMPERORS DEAD

AZURE’S DEAD

PENG STILL OUT THERE

YELLOW TUSK IS ARRESTED

MK IS MONKEY

MACAQUE IS VIBIN WITH THE CREW

WUKONG IS BETTER AT COMMUNCIATING

I’M CURIOUS IF THEY EVEN HAVE HIM HAVE THE SAME POWER LEVEL AS MK

OKAY

UH

THAT WAS ALL A BLUR

I NEED TO WATCH IT SIX MORE TIMES HAVE A GOOD ONE

KNOX OUT

[jackienautism]

Feeling so sick seeing that Skylar is Zionist and has like liked Noah schnapps posts and other pro Israel stuff . Was literally so happy bc he just got casted as jimmy too 🥲.

YOU MEAN SKYLER GISONDO???????????????????????

ohhhh maaaan i had no idea aaugh... i will be honest i still need to very much be updated and informed on the situation as a whole but just. yikes. and i heard abt noah too... thats also just one big let down. its rly unfortunate how so many ppl can be so .... ignorant? but i suppose thats what israel wants

thats why its sooo hard for me to genuinely follow celebrities and other Big Name ppl i dont know. the chances that they turn out to be a shitty person or have shitty beliefs. is so just .... high. i know thats the LEAST of our problems right now and i shouldnt be "complaining" abt it but its just something ive come to terms with. and something a ton of other ppl should realize too

[hahniana]

Ok, so, nightheart word salad. TL;DR i think he sucks in almost every way possible.

To clarify, i dunno maaaan... From the perspective of Me, A Real Person, reading A Character, Just A Culmination Of Text And Perhaps Images, he fucking sucks! He does not interest me! I think he is annoying! The other POV characters have significantly more interesting things going on. frostpaw having to bear the burden of being Kinda In Charge + her doubting her role as a medicine cat apprentice and sunbeam having a billion interpersonal conflicts at once (which, admittedly, isn't as interesting to me compared to frostpaw's nightmare but it's still p good imo) while nightheart is like... just being a pathetic meow meow over a legacy name and pissy towards his relatives, mostly the women.

Sure sure i can see the appeal to a degree and being honest i was compelled initially under the impression that he was supposed to be an unreliable narrator, but lo and behold, the story team dropped an article where they... Well, they don't say he isn't an unreliable narrator, but it doesn't give me much hope.

Like based on everything we've seen so far i do not have any hope that we're going to get a satisfying resolution to his character arc, assuming he's gonna get something resembling a character arc. That said, some of Sunbeam's thoughts in the Shadow excerpt do intrigue me, like ohhhh please tell him off.. please. But that won't necessarily mean it'll stick if it does happen. Sure we're only about to be three books into the arc, but failing to hook a reader into caring about a character beyond "oh i can't wait for him to die or something" by the second book isn't good!

I don't really know where else to go from here. He's just not an interesting character. He just pisses me off. He's not even a character you love to hate. It's just regular annoyance. Boo tomato tomato tomato 🍅🍅🍅🍅. He's nothing!

[thegeminisage]

this poor sign guy all the way out in the hebra blizzard lol

verrry interested in tulin's wind-gust technique...i hope that's revali's gale

OHHH I FOUND ROBLOX GOLEM GUY up in the sky.......i bet im gonna get my ass kicked

ok, so i have no idea how to damage it. time to google

GOT HIM. not too bad actually although i hate i had to use so many arrows. i didnt get hit once!

I SEE A GLEEOK BELOW ME...HOLY SHIT

dodged the gleeok but got my ass beat by a bokoblin camp :| they ambushed me...

oh my god, if you fuse 2 snowballs together you can make a snowman lol

maaaan tulin running off on his own...ik it's stupid but hes a brave boy 🥺

HE SAW ZELDA?? WHAT IS GOING ON???

"there's not a rito alive capable of crossing the skies and making it up there...except you" WAHHH

this Feels like sagehood from ocarina of time, tbh. it's a little wistful and a little too big for someone so young :(

also i loooove the music playing right here holy fuck

GOD climbing these islands to get to the sky is giving me vertigo. we are SOOOO HIIIGH like it fuckin rules but it's SCARY. reminds me of the really tall section of mirrors edge

WHO TF IS SPEAKING RN? IS THAT RAURU? "COME TO ME"? WAY TO BE CREEPY DUDE

reminds me of that episode of s*pernatural. tbh. don't like it

this whole thing is so fucking cool and creepy wtf

i looove bouncing on these boats. this is so much fun wtf

i love also that the shrines are shorter in totk...i always hated to go in one in botw not knowing if it would take me 5 minutes or half an hour

korok seed. the FUCK is a korok doing all the way up here

OH it's another roblox guy, but this time i have tulin's help!!! very sick

found a shrine called rauru's blessing...what, i don't do anything? just walk up there and get my thing? maybe the challenge was getting TO the shrine

AAAUGHGHG the music changing as you get higher i am LOSING MY MIND this is SO COOL

ohhhh my god fuck at the end when you get above even the storm and everything is perfectly serene...i'm gonna DIE this is so fucking cool. i can't believe i didn't want to come here

MADE IT TO THE WIND TEMPLE THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

ZELDA?????????????????????????????????????????

SHE JUST. KEEPS. VANISHING????

ohh my god. i need a minute. whaaaaat the HELL

[satoruhour]

CZAR I AM SAAAATTTTTTTTTRTTTTT YIPEEEEEERFFGFKFS THIS GOT ME DYSFUNCTIONAL ACTUALLY. IM ACAULLY NOT BREATHING. MY GHOST IS THE ONE WHOS TYPINF THIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 UUUHHHHMMMMN ok first off im so happy i motivated u to finish this <3 i enjoyed this a little TOO MUCH

that nissan skyline r34 yep yep yep i know thats right the car fits him soooo well . racer gojo who wants to have u beaide him at times i loooooove him oh my god !!!! kissing sloppily and groping u like a disgusting little man. gross. do it more. THE ASS SQUEEZE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 need him CHRONICALLY

the hand in the back pocket oh my gooodddd czar ! thats so so cute and the fact he has a list of all the things ur eyes land on <33333 cutie. and OFC gojo is jealous hes a silly guy who else has a nissan skyline R34 cmon now. im not gonna leave him 4 ANYONE but seeing him jealous js so cute 🩵 that lil belt loop tug 🩵

obsessed / pussy obsessed gojo my fav genre fr omg!! needing to be close to u alwaaayys, so hypnotised with ur cunt on his cock and the way he has to be looking at us at all times I NEED A MAAAAN LIKE THISSS talking about “full beauty” and shit oh my god a man whoz just so drunk on ur expression and ur prettiness !!!!!! when he rolls his hips uuuhhhhhhhhhhhm. when he does it just to see our legs twitch uuhhhhhmmmm i need to be admitted to the hospital pls

and then when he takes u at the back of the skyline aahahfhddwwbssas gojo doesnt care who sees 😋😋😋😋 thats perfectly fine w me 😋😋😋 WHEN HE FOT THAT MOD FOR YOU JUST BC U REEQUESTED IT 🩷🩷🩷 oh hed do anything for his girl

AND THAT LAST BLURB ABOUT TYING HIM UP OH ! U ACTUALLY WENT INTO MY MIND AND PICKED OUT WHAT WOULD DESTROY ME CAUSE i love me some sub gojo begging to cum while i jerk him off and see the gag fill with drool from how much hes keeping his mouth open ohhhh poor baby :((((( slurring and stammering ohhmhggfg pleasure filled gojo just drives me crazy and then cumming in u immediately when ur pussy descends on him bc he just loves ur cunt so so somuch ah! ahahhaahasaaaaasdfhh czar youre sick actually. i dont think i can ever recover from this!!!?????????????!!!!

†⠀❝ NICE AND SLOW. ❞ ✶ SATORU GOJO !

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ♱

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀“STREETRACER!GOJO HEADCANONS.”

★⠀warning y disclaimers — fem!reader. streetracer!au. fluff. smut. sexfiend!gojo. pussywhipped. overstimulation. crying. overprotective!gojo. jealous!gojo. voyeurism. begging.

NOTEZ : i’ve had this in my drafts since forever now, but since my mutuals street-racer gojo post is what gave me motivation to actually finish and post it, credit to my bae, t🫶🫶 @satoruhour !!

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀that enjoys having you sit on the hood of his sleekly polished Royal Blue Nissan Skyline R34, admiring how your broad upper body complimented his teams bomber jacket so perfectly. the way you’d gaze up at him with the same mischievous grin, your plump bottom lip pulled between your silver teeth; all of it just had the man practically itching to drag you inside of his car and have at it like a pair of rabid animals. having a girlfriend that was close in height (6’2) to him was never something ‘toru thought he’d enjoy, especially when he favored cute and smaller things. yet, the moment he laid eyes upon you he felt as if he was unable to take them off, allured by your aura alone.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀who makes sure you’re right there by his side at every track call he gets. whether it’s a nightly s-race, or even just a quick little d-race. you’re his prized possession, along with his precious skyline of course, so he wanted both of his babies there any time he claimed yet another awaited victory. no matter how many times he won (which was a sickening amount of times) he always had to have his promised victory kiss from you in front of everyone, his hands (consensually) scrounging your body until they landed on your ass with a slight squeeze, making sure everybody knew that you were his and his alone.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀loves showering you in kisses no matter where you two are. you could be out at the mall shopping for beauty products, or even skin care, and he’d be all up on you like a lost fucking puppy. every step you take and he’s right there behind you, hand in your back pocket while he takes into account of every item you pick up. yes, he has a list of everything you have ever grazed your fingertips against, the man had money and nothing better to do than spend it on the woman he planned on marrying.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀is the literal Webster dictionary definition of jealous. it’s not even funny. the moment he even feels another persons eyes on you he’s pulling you to his hip by your belt loop, a small yelp tumbling it’s way out of your mouth from his abrupt actions. the longing gaze that you give him is paired with a mean-mugging glare while he eyes down the person that dared look in your direction. he knew you were stunning but that didn’t mean other people were allowed to look at what’s his.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀oh, my god, is this motherfucker not only deathly obsessed with you, but he jumps at every chance he gets when it comes to being intimate with you. even though you guys are always all over each other, like i’m talking 24/7 type shit, that didn’t matter because if given the chance he’d stay in bed all day just in your arms. the way his delicate fingers dance along your silky skin sends chills down your back each time, followed with a delighted hum of satisfaction.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀he adores how your tight little cunt squeezes around him every time. the way you scratch and gnaw at his solid pecks causing a profound smirk the glide it’s way across the man’s smug face. there’s nothing more that he loved other than laying beneath you as you rode him dry, enjoying the eye candy that you are and seeing how his over-average dick sent you into spirals. when he wasn’t toying with your breasts, or allowing his hands to caress your body, he was biting his lip and watching as your eyes rolled so far back you swore you could see the afterlife.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀who hated any position where you weren’t looking at him. doggystyle? hell fucking no, over his dead body. reverse cowgirl? he’d have murder on his mind. full nelson? you might as well call the police because someone’s getting killed for even mentioning it. you were his girl so he’d be damned if he wasn’t able to stare at your full beauty while pleasuring you so good that you saw stars. he absolutely loved missionary though. the way he’d roll his hips drastically slow just to watch your legs twitch with his hands tenderly outlining the folds of your pussy.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀who, at some points, has been so eager to feel your walls wrapped around him that he’d make you go to the backseat of his Skyline and you two would be at it for hours. he could give less of a damn if you two were at a track meet, if people were so desperate to see you than they could watch as you bounced on his dick for all he cared. the fully tinted windows were the only modification you demanded he get if he wanted to fuck in his car, and let me tell you. that man got those fucking windows tinted within the next ten minutes, no joke.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀that loves when you tie him up and make him beg for you. he already worshipped your presence alone, so hearing him beg and cry like some loser who doesn’t get any pussy was just the cherry on top of it all. he especially loved it when you’ve edged him so bad his entire body is twitching like a wind-up kids toy. he loved watching your hands pump his veiny dick, your thumb pressing the tip as he cried behind the gag you put in his mouth. the minute you’d take the gag out though, he was stammering and slurring his words as if he were a drunk white girl wasted off white claws. the tears that coaxed his eyes were nothing more than a victory gift to you, you allowing him to finally let his load out after sliding yourself onto him; nothing but pure enjoyment twinkling in your eyes as he looked up at you while crying like some baby.

NOTEZ : first post to my streetracer!au. any other ones i make for jjk characters will be within the same universe as this one, so be advised. and, enjoy, ofc !

ᶻ z Z ! © TAKST4Z — all rights reserved. mature discretion. please do not plagiarize or steal any of my works or graphics.

[mlmxreader]

Kinks | Hugo Stiglitz, Aldo Raine, Donny Donowitz and Wilhelm Wicki x gn!reader (🍋)

Hugo Stiglitz

ohhhh maaaan definitely has a Thing for being called Sir, it fucking drives him wild and gets him going, especially when it's accompanied by a little bit of dirty talk or a needy and breathless beg

Aldo Raine

100% likes to be called Daddy and/or Lieutenant, he will fucking MELT when those two words are said in a sexual situation, but also loves to have his hair pulled and likes to have his hand wrapped around your throat.

Donny Donowitz

Daddy kink. without a doubt. also has a size kink, and fucking loves to show off how big he is when he's in the bedroom, he fucking loves get handsy and manhandle you if you're into that and 100% fucking loves being dominant.

Wilhelm Wicki

voice. he loves using his voice in the bedroom, trying to see how much he can rile you up and get you going with just his words alone, watching you squirm and beg for his touch as he just sits there and tells you all the things he'd like to do.

[afriendlyblackhottie]

Maaaan that other Chris Evans ruins everything why is my fire stick like ohhhh look laaaaaaame

[tsuki-sennin]

It's Vicin' time!

The final form episode! It's comin' in hot! Burnin' like a son of a bitch! A certified Dad moment is within our grasp! Y'all know what time it is!

-Hiromicchi, my friend Hiromicchi!!!

-"Yeah, I kinda had to duck out of the plot for a long time... landed a role in the Ouran stage show. Sorry about your family issues, by the way. Life sucks. :("

-...my boys are really having this chat while soaking wet and naked jhlkkg

-"Hiromi! Hiromi! :D"

-Same, Love-chan.

-Ohhhhhhh, thank god, the civilian casualties have been minimized.

-You really kicked your ass into gear, Hiromicchi!

-Dom Toretto would be proud of your belief in your family, Yukimi.

-Damn, George's rage is palpable. ...I'm actually pretty proud of his progression from "Sinister Mad Scientist" to "Autistic man doing his damnedest to keep his shit together in spite of his friends' and all of humanity's lives being in danger."

-Ooooooh, there he is. Dad's comin' in hot.

-Rose Murder. ...Kyouji Murakami feels a shiver down his spine from his place in hell.

-"I will wake him up."

-I really like Akaishi's little glass earth thing.

-Sooooooooo, that's terrifying.

-Well, he's not exactly wrong about the "plaguing the cosmos" part. People idolize an elitist credit-stealing douchebag who thinks shooting cars into space is a reason to suck his dick.

-"Bro, are you sure about this? This is a terrible surge."

-"Weeeell... okay. I really fucked up."

-Man... I really feel for George.

-"Ah c'mon, I'm not gonna die! I'm gonna look cool for my son, for once."

-"We are just a normal family you'd see anywhere." ;;

-OH JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A LOUD ONE

-Yeah Buu-san, I feel that. ...or perhaps, Irabu oughta be more appropriate, now that I finished Vail Legacy.

-"Yeaaaaah, you're probably gonna die."

-Man...

-George Karizaki's really feeling it.

-I have a really poor relationship with my own father, but unlike George and Masumi, it is well and truly irreparable for reasons I have absolutely no interest in divulging to you. I want these two stupid, cruel men to make up and reach an understanding.

-Man... Genta's really about to put it all on the line.

-Oh look, it's Hikaru-kun. Epic.

-Yeeeeeeah,

-Zenryoku Zenkai! #HustleVice!

-Bitches be killin' it out there!

-Oh hey, Dai-chan!

-OH THAT'S RIGHT

-That Rex Deadman from the first episode was Hiromi's inner demon! I totally forgot about that!

-So, having no inner demon really DOES make you self-destructively overzealous...

-OHHHHHH SHIT KARIZAKI

-THAT'S HIS SON'S ROCK

-YOOOOOOOOOO

-H-hey, don't just leave Genta there!

-So, could these fights with Jeanne and Aguilera be considered a "date"?

-OHHHH SHIT VAIL

-So, Vail's interest in Genta is looking a lot less like an abuser-turned-stalker and more of one of self-preservation.

-Ohhhhh, he's misty.

-"Uhhhh... yeah, you guys have Sakura here, you got this! Vice and I will be right back, don't worry about it!"

-Ooooooooh, Dad's dyin'!

-Jesus Christ, this is horrifying.

-Hooooooly shit, Ikki smashed it with his bare hands.

-Damn... Ikki's family is truly what cares about more than anything else. Going the extra mile.

-OH SHIT IT'S FLYIN' TO GIFF

-Oh hey, Ptera Remix. Epic, I missed you.

-Oooh shit!

-Ooooooh, it's two magnet-y things!

-I am thou! Thou art I!

-Big Bang! Come On! Giffard Rex!

-LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Ouuuuugh, that's a spicy jingle.

-No one can stop us now!

-Let's waste these motherfuckers!

-YEAAAAAAAH

-OOOOOOOOOOOH A WHOLE SQUAD

-Gatakiriba Moment

-Yeah, this is awesome

-Let's stomp this bitch!

-Final Remix!

-Is that a ball? OHHHHH BECAUSE IKKI USED TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER OOOOOOOOUGH MY HEART

-Here it comes! The banger of a finisher!

-3!

-2!

-1!

-Hot damn! That was baller as fuck. ...no pun intended.

-Wait. Did we? Did we win!? We closed the big Giff Hole!

-Oh, of course not, we got several episodes left.

-Kagerou? Are you in there somewhere?

-"Maaaan, you're so serious, are you even our dad at this point."

-Aaaaaaaah, Papa's back!

-...y'know, I have a sneaking suspicion that Junpei Shiranami was always as goofy as Genta. It's just that Vail and Noah somehow shut his whole personality down.

-Uncle Buu-san :)

-If only Dai-chan were here...

-That's our whole stamp sheet! Done and dusted! Man... I'm gonna be really missing our Igarashi fam when Geats comes around.

-Weekend rise up!

-Man... I wonder why the Reiwa era keeps having its secondaries be played so hard. First was Fuwa being pinballed all around on all fronts by MetsubouJinrai, ZAIA, and even Aruto... then was Rintaro spending a whole 10 episodes with a massive inner struggle with an organization he views as his family... and now Dai-chan, slowly going sicko mode without Kagerou there to give him some much needed selfishness.

-I don't expect this thread to be resolved next episode, but I sure hope we see a major change at least.

[fuesch]

Obi-Wan Kenobi 1x01 Part I

Wow, such creative episode naming.

Go away, "skip summary" button, and let me soak in that synopsis!

More Order-66 flashbacks, good!

Obi-Wan has a job! A meat mine, ew! I wish I could stop wondering how that is supposed to work. I mean, is that meat still edible, did it already dry out? And how does it stay edible when it's handled like that?!

Disappointed that Obi-Wan didn't give some of his payment to the guy who only got half.

Ohhhh, who lives in a ca-ave outside the Dune Sea?

Is that THE toy?

I think this might have been the first time I've seen such downplayed acting of a nightmare, not even sitting up upon awaking - I love it!

Poor disappointed Nari. And me. Not only did it turn out that that the Jedi at the beginning wasn't Obi-Wan, but that Obi-Wan is now one who can help himself with that compassion. I mean, I understand his mission is important, but maaaan! Turns out Obi-Wan turned out like Luke before the latter did.

Alderaaaaan! Yes, I've always wanted to see more of that planet.

Rebellious liitle Leia! Man, am I glad we're getting to see her too!

Jimmy Smits \o/! Thank fuck, because I will not accept any other Bail.

Leia thanks her droids. "You don't need manners when you're talking to a lower lifeform." - "Then I guess I don't need manners when I'm talking to you." She continues to be the best.

Leia's room is so empty.

Leia & Bail's relationship is so perfect.

Only after Leia gets abducted, Nari murdered and Bail pleads with him in person, does Obi-Wan finally get off his ass. But hey, better late than never.

How the fuck did he find his lightsaber again in a featureless desert? It's all just sand and that gets shifted constantly by the wind. Could he find it via the Force?

[french-teapot]

1?

1. What were your summers like as a kid?

Awh, I actually really love this question cos my summers were great.

My mother is French, so every summer we'd go to France to stay with my grandparents for about a month, and they lived in this pretty rural area. There were these massive fields and forests surrounding the area, with loads of wild boar, and then their house was one of a few in this little community of mostly other old people.

I loved how hot the weather would get and we'd get to eat tons of fresh melon and salads from my grandparent's garden, but also hated it because of how hard it would be to sleep at night, and you'd need to open the window but it actually made no difference except for possibly letting a mosquito in and then you'd be kept up by the tiny little 'zzzzZZZZZzzzzz' buzzing past your ear. Sometimes you'd hear the bucks in the distance making a racket and that was cool.

I remember constantly reading Asterix and Obelix comics, and there was a theme park not too far from us, so we'd go there sometimes. There was also a desert-themed water-park close by too, so that was another really fun spot. They're especially fond memories cos they were some of the few times that myself, my sister, my mum and my grandparents would all do something together. We'd get drenched but the weather was so hot it felt really nice, and then we'd kinda squelch onto the cheap plastic chairs in the restaurants when we'd go to eat after and have our burgers and chips.

Ohhhh maaaan yeah I just remembered that restaurant chain we always used to go to! Buffalo Grills. My grandad would always order steak tartare which I thought was just so intensely gross. And they had the best desserts.

Okay, I could go on for aaaaages, but that was the gist of it. Very good memories.

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

4:50 update. MAAAAN The teacher kept getting kicked from the call, and everyone was like "oop... OOP" and then this kid who looked so uncomfortable ended up becoming the host, poor kid, and was like "uhhhh... hi??" But like The teacher came back, tried to roll on with the class and then she got kicked again and everyone just laughed their asses off, and then I got all these teens trying to create conversation which is awkward because I'm in my MID 20'S! Like, the thought of saying hi to anyone in the class feels illegal lmao So then the teacher comes back, and the third time we can see her but we can't hear her and she's waving her arms around trying to get everyones attention but everyone is just laughing and dude is like "you need to call your cable provider" and the teacher is both laughing her ass off, but she also looks so fucking done and confused. So she had to end the entire class and let us all back in, and we missed about ten minutes of class because of that, and she's speeding through everything so we can get our notes before dinner break. I had tacos... my ass is gonna be on full blast once these bad boys kick in. Ohhhh boy! I'll be back for my 6:15 update soon, thank you for reading! <3

[fiendishpal]

Ohhhh maaaan. The ratio of otp: true for Osaaka isn’t that bad i guess? They only have 650 fics but when you filter it with otp: true they have like 374.

and im pretty sure there are other fics that also have the main focus as osak but there are side pairings involved that got taken away...

anywho i guess the fics that kuroaka has plenty of is BAKT or BKAK, not a lot of focus on them, sadly.

[luciferist]

Hi! Can I please request an MC who is still in college (aged like 21/22) with Jumin. And she is super stressed because of her course work and an upcoming test but doesn’t want to let him know because he is so excited to take her to this gala tonight and bought her a fancy dress. thanks!

hello!! thank you for requesting :D please enjoy !!

– jumin + an college student mc who’s stressed but doesn’t want to tell him

you swear you’ve never seen jumin more excited for anything, not since you first went to his house all those months ago

jumin had been talking about this upcoming charity gala for WEEKS and was preparing your outfit, your entrance, every little detail

when he first had told you about the event, you were excited too since you had never attended something so nice, but it also didn’t seem like that grand of an event. it looked like something jumin would be used to and wouldn’t even bat an eyelash at

“my sweet, this event will be the first formal event other than the RFA party where you will attend as my partner. do you understand now, why i’m so excited to show you off?”

and lord, he is just the sweetest, isn’t he? you were overjoyed that you meant so much to him and you, as well, began to count the days until the special night

sure, you had a bunch of work due the week of the gala, but you’d be fine. right?

that’s what you thought.

that is, until, the week before the gala, your professor informed you that your final would be the day after the gala at 8am.

and would be 60% of your overall grade.

seriously, who does that??? you began to think maybe you should’ve just joined the circus after high school. dammit.

and dear jumin, your sweet jumin :( he was so excited to bring you... but you just had so much work and studying to do... but the way his face lit up every time he spoke about the custom dress he had ordered just for you... well, it would be okay, right? you just had to be running on ten cups of coffee that morning.

jumin was so excited and you didn’t want to ruin that.

and so came along a week’s worth of late nights spent studying, going to class, and typing word after word after word

and finally, the day of the gala arrived

it was half an hour before the start of the event and you were putting the finishing touches on your outfit

you looked absolutely gorgeous in the custom-made floral tulle gown jumin got for you, imported from italy.

oh my god, how is this me? you look into your eyes in the mirror, taking in a deep sigh. it’s go time. let’s hope i don’t pass out in front of the class tomorrow.

while the dress looked stunning on you, fitting in all the best places, you looked sleep-deprived and hadn’t gotten more than four hours of sleep a night in the past week. every time you closed your eyes, you felt like falling asleep right there

but then jumin walked into the bathroom wearing a dark navy suit that highlighted his broad shoulders and his juicy behind

the things i do for this ass... you think as he gives you a kiss on the cheek and circles your waist from behind

“you are absolutely shining, beloved. thank you for gracing me with your companionship tonight.” you peck his cheek, blushing at his sweet words

“shall we go?” he says, taking your hand.

you follow him out into the living room, getting closer and closer to the door, until a sharp pain strikes your head hard and you stumble onto the ground, letting out a strained yelp

jumin takes notice quickly, holding you before you drop completely

“_? what’s wrong? should i call in the physician?”

you urgently tell him no, it’s not that serious, you think it’s just a slight migraine, and that you’re able to go, just give you a minute

suddenly, strong arms pick you up and place you on the kitchen countertop

“_, i need you to tell me what’s wrong now. don’t lie to me, my love. i know you haven’t been sleeping these days. please rely on me.” his eyes are filled with worry and compassion and you had honestly never felt so cared for more than in that moment

“.....” after seeing you fail to speak, jumin hugs your middle, whispering a painful “please.” into your shoulder

tears fill your eyes out of stress, fear of disappointing him, exhaust, and you spill over like an over-poured glass of water

“jumin, i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. you must be so angry at me right now... i’m so sorry. this last week has been so busy at school and-and i have my final tomorrow and i’ve been studying non-stop but i just couldn’t tell you because you were so excited for tonight and you even paid for this nice dress and i just ruined all of it and-”

he seals your panicked blabbering with a chaste kiss, quickly shutting you up

jumin pulls back, looking deeply into your teary eyes

all you can see is love and affection for the mess that’s you

“_. darling. your wellbeing is above anything else. above this gala, above this company, above the world. i couldn’t bear it if you were in pain because of my selfishness. and i could never be angry at you, so perish the thought. please do not worry about tonight. let’s go to bed and rest. consider this event cancelled and let me take care of you. and, don’t you know i plan to marry you? there will be plenty more opportunities in our future for me to show off my beautiful lover to the world and for you to attend these events. i guarantee it.”

you almost start crying again at jumin’s wonderful words. how did you get so lucky?

he carries you bridal-style to the bedroom and begins to coddle you just as he likes it. undressing you, bathing you, pampering you for all of your hard work studying the past week. he makes you a comforting plate of pancakes and you spend the rest of the night watching an old romantic movie together, falling asleep on the couch in matching pajamas

the next day, your phone alarm wakes you up at 7am and you shoot up (somehow in bed instead of the couch – jumin must have brought you, but you didn’t have time to ponder the specifics), your brain on immediate panic mode

oh man. ohhhh maaaan. _, you really f*cked up this time.

jumping out of bed, a large hand grabs your wrist

“where are you going, _?” you tug your arm away, scrambling to throw some clothes on and somehow make it to campus in time, screaming some incoherent jumble of words about a test

“oh... that. come back to bed. i took care of it last night. your professor moved your final to wednesday afternoon. how? i gave him an, ah, phone call. that’s all. now come, darling. it’s cold.”

if you know jumin han, you know that he doesn’t lie, so you slowly get back into bed after getting over your bout of suspicion and relax a little.

you just pray that you aren’t kicked out of the department wednesday because your all-too-powerful boyfriend probably threatened to sue your professor for “foresaking your student’s mental health and welfare”. damn, and i was so close to graduating too.

but whatever jumin does, he does only with the best for you in mind, so really, how could you complain?

enjoy !! i had lotsa fun writing this 🥰 yall, get a supportive hubby like this and don’t settle for less !!!

[singingforthepromises]

fruits basket - 2.25 lb

WOW IM SO LATE IM SO SORRY. Work and class got in the middle of my furuba time, unfortunately, so I’m here now. So excited to watch this! Hate that it’s the final ep of the season though. :(

OHHHH the way it started! So chilling!

THE BOND SNAPPING

Akito has never appeared to be more child-like than this moment. 

I feel Uo soooo hard with the cold lol 

DKGDKDG RIN AND TOHRU!!

“I stood up to Akito and got a whack for it.” IM SO PROUD OF YOU MY BOY.

TOHRU’S SO PROUD TOO. YUKI, YOU SWEET BOY, ILY.

mOMIJI!! <333 MY TINY CHILD

Aafkafkafkk

TOHRU BEING OVERWHELMED AT SEEING THEM ALL FINALLY BE ABLE TO STAND UP AND DEFY AKITO IN THEIR OWN WAYS IM

“As usual, the emotional state is the cause.” Ahhh, psychosomatic! I figured this was the cause of Akito’s illness! 

“Why not let Yuki-kun take responsibility and make him tend to Akito?” Because fuck that? LOL.

“You’re one to talk. When you’re the one who chose Kureno.” ooooohhhh...

“The worst part is that you’re aware of that, but you don’t feel that it’s wrong in the slightest.” GO OFF HATORI.

As much as the Uo and Kureno age gap is :/, I still can’t help but feel bad for Kureno. 

Omg Shigure is such a salty bastard lmfao

The way Shigure just manipulated Tohru still feels so wrong, ugh.  I know his reasons for it and that he meant no harm by it but damn lol. 

The birds flew away T__T

“My curse has already broken.” 

“I can’t fly anymore.” :(

This is heartbreaking, ngl. 

THE REVEAAAAL 

“Akito-san is... a girl.” YES. 

Oh maaaan that was such an amazing end to the season! I hate that we’re over! :( 

[destieldisaster]

09x18 - Meta Fiction

MotW: gadreel & metatron

Any Cas? Yessss

Here we gooooooooo

"The subtext?" 😏

"Or you?" 👀

This right here is the good shit

Dean taking a sad shower..

Cas! Good to finally see you again! That's a lot of dead angels, though :(

Heyyyy! Hannah!

"I'm no leader" 🥺

Wow, actual communication between Cas and the Winchesters!

There's something about Cas sending them a picture he took with his phone that makes me happy

"What's honerable about a miniature bar in a motel room?" "Everything"

CAS'S SMILE. That's the smile Dean can conjure up with one word! Misha was 100% playing him as in love here, it's written all over his face and it's beautiful 💙💚💙💚

And then Dean's smile at Cas saying life on the road smells, THEY ARE SO FOND OF EACH OTHER 😭

"The hell are you hunting, man?" "Family" daaamn

"That's inappropriate" oh Cas sweetie, it's porn, that kinda the point

GABRIEL. HEY GABE.

Wait, is that all we're getting? Nah, he wasn't dead, he faked it? His death was his moment of standing up to his family. He was killed by Lucifer. I'm gonna need a bit more than 'nope, faked'

The horn of Gabriel! Blow, Gabriel, blow! Sorry, I like musicals

Ohhhh, Gabe and Cas against Metatron

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hands-free much? Both on the wheel. I'm precious cargo." I take it back, I don't need any explaination, I'm just really glad he's back 😊

Hey, another Jesus reference! "The cat with the beard and the sandals." Is that really how you talk about your son, Gabe? :')

"Your boy-toy" 😏

"Bitch please. You've been god more often than dad has" :')

Gas at the Gas-N-Sip 😊

A+ brother behaviour right here

Nice, very nice. Go get your revenge Sammy

"What if I fail again?" 😭

Oh shiiiiit, it was all fake.. I mean I should have remembered that, the whole thing felt like a setup anyway, to get Cas to lead.. but it was just so good to see Gabriel!

Oh, this also explains why we didn't hear Dean's side of the phone conversation with Gabriel, I thought that was kinda weird

Helloooooo Metatron

There we go, Cas will get references now!

Calling Chuck's books pulp :')

Why does this show insist on trying to make Cas a villain? It's not gonna happen, he's never done anything wrong!

Yessss Dean, make him pay for Kevin!

Very true, you're far more likely to make it up as you go 😊

Oh god, those are some of Dean's most painful buttons you're pushing there

God, how did he make just looking at himself in the mirror so tense, jesus

Metatron's such a little shit, it's great

Well, thank fuck they got Cas back

They.. waited for it to get dark before talking? That a weird continuity error..

CAS GOT THE STAR WARS REFERENCE. Wel.. kinda :')

"There's something different about you" of course he can tell

The way he grabs his arm! And oh maaaan, his look when he sees what Dean's done to himself!

"Damn it, Dean" he's mad Dean's putting himself in danger 🥺

AND THEY JUST PART WAYS AGAIN? THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING. CAN YOU JUST STICK TOGETHER FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

"The by-product of having well-draw characters is.. they may surprise you." YEAH, NO KIDDING

Cas deciding to be a leader again 🥺