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[the-last-butter]

HC they first met a year or two after Yelan got her vision; post fighting the in abyss but when Kaeya was still navigating his identity from Kaeya, Brother and Right hand of Diluc Ragnvindr to Kaeya Alberich, Cavalry Captain and Quarter master of the Knights of Favonius.

[applealchemist]

divergent universe is so fun actually i seriously got out of bed and locked in just to do some DU runs thank you for existing and giving us divergent universe screwllum and dr ratio

[heyimkana]

I was wondering how Sung Jinwoo met his S/O in pillow talk AU?

Thank you for feeding the delulu readers, Kana ❤️❤️

OOOOOOH OKAY OKAY so i was gonna say that she was one of the people he saved during a dungeon break or something and then he saw her and he fell for her BUT i changed my mind

i think i wanna make their meeting more normal, something cute, just like two strangers meeting at a coffeeshop or something. actually, make it a bakery because she likes to bake and jinwoo also has a sweet tooth. okay maybe she was a pastry chef when they first met and she worked in this nice little bakery that jinah often visits with her friends. OKAY A SILLY SCENE

one day, jinah took jinwoo there with her and their eyes met by accident and S/O was like omgomgomgomg that's S-Rank Hunter Sung Jinwoo!!!!! (i like to think that she was his fangirl back then so she fell first but he fell harder LOL) but she was so nervous to say hi to him so she just ran back to the kitchen and jinwoo spotted her sprinting and he was like "????" but he didn't say anything (he thought she was real cute tho but ofc on the outside he was just like 😶)

so then jinah ordered some cakes to go and she was like "oppa, what do you want?"

"uhh anything."

"pick one 🔫"

"damn alright get me a slice of chocolate cake then"

S/O, hearing this from the kitchen, was like "GIVE ME TEN MINUTES I'LL MAKE THE BEST CHOCOLATE CAKE EVER" and then she made it SUPER SPECIAL like it was the most moist and fudgy chocolate cake ever existed in the universe and she went all out with the decoration too like with all the icing and the strawberries and the frosting like you'd think she was making a cake for the fucking queen at that point

she wrapped it up, handed it over to the cashier cause she was too shy to give it to him in person but jinwoo noticed her and their eyes met briefly before she bolted again and he was still like "????? am i that scary to normal people???"

then they went home and when jinwoo opened the cake it was like

✨syalalalaaaaa a nice slice of chocolate cake✨

and jinwoo was like "???? damn this is kinda crazy for a cake that's only worth 7k won" LMFAOOOASDKLFSADFLD

but then he saw this card written by her and he thought wow her handwriting is really pretty and he read it and it said "Thank you for making the world a better place." and at the bottom, she added a little "I really hope you'll like the cake!" with a silly face that went like 😣. it was clear from her handwriting that she was nervous when she wrote it and he found it endearing (and also jinwoo isn't dumb, he's pretty quick when it comes to things like this so he smiles fondly to himself, thinking oh that's why she was running away earlier. how cute.)

he took a bite of the cake and i shit you not he sat there in silence for a moment and just stared at the cake with rainbows and angels floating in the background like that was legit the best thing he's ever tasted and he was like well fuck gotta wife her up now ig

"hey, jinah. you go to that bakery often, right?"

"yeah, what about it?"

"the girl who made this cake for me. do you know who her name is?"

jinah was like "🤨 yeah, i've talked to her before. she's cool. what, you wanna file a complaint or something-"

jinwoo, grabbing his iced coffee: "i think i wanna take her out on a date"

jinah: *choking noises*

jinwoo: *slurping noises*

[butchkaramazov]

she told me there’s this special someone in her life who makes her happy & whom she loves very much......when i asked her if it was someone i knew she told me she’d tell me tmrw in person.......chat is this the end

[keeper0f-k3ys]

Genuine question: is 5 advil at once okay? Like I know it's not *safe* but like. I took 4 advil once (1 advice then 3 like an hour or two later) and literally nothing happened. but is 5 at a time gonna have a similar result? Or should I js do 4 at a time? either that or I break my clean streak and cvt

[fassklettern]

School drama on the reichblr blog I know I know but I was afraid that the one girl at my uni who's obsessed with hating me was calling me a Nazi today because of my recent digital footprint of Mengeleism but someone ik interrogated her on it because that's a serious accusation to make. Crisis averted she only said that because I'm a German intl student who tucks my pants into my boots therefore I have, quote, "the vibes" and now she's in social trouble

[danandphilgay]

i was so caught up in the euphoria of the third dan and phil tour that for like a minute i lived in a world where i would be able to go there

[gingersnaptaff]

SARAHHHHHHHHHHH 7, 13, 15, 16, and 18 for dylan guin and arthur??

Richie, I'm so, so, so so fuckin sorry I didn't answer this. 😭😭😭 jesus christ. I apologise so much.

7. Who's clumsier?

Gwyn, definitely. She trips over her own feet when she's admiring thr snow and loses a bolt of fabric, she is NOT co-ordinated in the slightest.

Dylan is more forgetful rather than clumsy, plus he works in Gofannon's forge which is filled with Sharp Implements and Fire, so he's well-trained in y'know not tripping. Or, if he does trip, he gets scalded.

Arthur wouldn't be clumsy. He'd see it as a personal affront. He'd be having talks with his feet or smth going, "You've shamed us all," so it's better for his whole... I'm better than you vibe if he's poised. After all, he can't let the men laugh at him.

13. Stay home/go-out? What are their date nights like?

They prefer to stay home and yap. They're just gonna yap. Or sometimes just pile into bed and eat food and tell each other stories. Tbf, I do think if they went out for a date night Arthur would immediately piss somebody off, or, once he's king, they'd get mobbed.

15. Who's the first to cry during movies that don't seem sad?

Any of them depending on the day/what's happened in it. Arthur only cries when he's stressed, pretty much, or if he's bottled everything up for so long that he desperately needs an outlet like NOW. Dylan cries when things tug at his heartstrings because he imagines himself in whatever situation it might be and also especially just Pookie. He's a good egg. Gwyn is only gonna cry if it's like something completely unexpected.

16. Who hogs the covers?

Dylan!!!! For a sea god who runs tepid, he craves warmth be it from his lovers or elsewhere. The runner-up is defo Arthur but because must be swaddled. Very often though, Cafall hogs the covers and they have to fit him for them because that hound is TIRED and refuses to sacrifice his comfort.

18. What are they like when they're drunk? How do they act together? & when 1 is drunk, while the other one's sober?

When one's drunk and the other two are sober they're very caring. It doesn't matter which one is drunk af they're like omgggg are u okay? When they're all fucked, all bets are off. Chaos. Absolute chaos. And also [REDACTED]

[k1ndrwh0re]

Guys funny story: so once like i just randomly swallowed a bunch of pills 😭 (episode core) and then the episode ended and I decided i don't wanna die anymore and I went on chatgpt and I was like BRO WHAT DO I DO and chatgpt was like DRINK WATER DRINK LOTS OF WATER. Yeah bitch, I THREW UP LIKE 5 GLASSES OF IT IT CAME OUT OF MY FUCKING NOSE TOO SOMEHOW 😭

[bfdiwoody]

MY GRANDMA SAID SHES GETTING ME AN IPAD YESSSS OH MY GOD YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS WHAT THE FUCKKK she said she would buy me one when they go on sale 🙏🙏ITS SO OVER FOR YOU ALL I CAN FINALLY USE PROCREATE

[reikunrei]

"interactive map of fire evacuation zones" "interactive map that shows the fire only by dots of hot spots" "map of the fire in la that, once again, only shows evacuation zones" okay but WHERE IS THE EDGE OF THE FIRE. i want to see the PERIMETER of the FIRE

[cuteniarose]

The consequences of my poor financial decisions are here!!

[bloodbatty]

Made the mistake of relaxing too hard on my day off and the misery I felt while getting ready for work the next day was indescribable.

[roseandsalt]

i hate when plans change without u being able to do anything about and it'll probably be fine but now the prospect of going fills you with dread instead of excitement

[archersgoon]

the other thing with lower north shore private school protagonists is that i know what public schools they have there. & there is literally no coherent justification (not that there really would be anyway) for believing the private ones superior

[snuuyfanged]

i fucking hate having bpd send post ✌️