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Oh no... I think I love them
#sonicfanart#art#sonic art#sonic fanart#sonic artist#Barry#Barry the Quokka#Barry fanart#Gadget#gadget the wolf#Gadget fanart#sth#sth fanart#the murder of sonic the hedgehog#what is the ship name??#Badget#Garry#???#idk I just like em#I SWEAR I'M DRAWING SHADIKAL AGAIN SOON I SWEAR
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That Baldur's Gate 3 cover art with Astarion. But it's Sebille.
#Divinity#Divinity: Original Sin 2#DOS2#Sebille#DOS2 fanart#my stuff#well sort of#attempt#minus the colours and details and background#obviously heavily referenced from the original#I don't think I'd have managed the damn left hand otherwise 😅 and even then it was quite hard#but you know what turned out to be particularly cursed? that dagger surprisingly#being at an angle is the worst thing for any object to do#I tried to make Sebille look close to what her character model looks like in the game but also tried to do one of her cover art outfits#turned out a bit cartoon like but I suppose that's alright#I might try to colour it sometime#I haven't coloured anything yet and I have to figure it out#for now I'm happy I've got as far as I have#also my death grip is really showing on this one haha#I SWEAR I calibrated the pressure settings but yeah#my hand knows only murderous intent
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Haha N you like corn-
#dinostuff#murder drones#art#murder drones fanart#shitpost#serial designation n#uzi doorman#murder drones n#murder drones uzi#murder drones nuzi#and they made out peacefully after that <3 /j#i can't keep getting away with this I can't keep getting away with this I can't keep getting away with this i can't keep getting away wit-#deez nuts#HAHAHAHHQ#kill me please I'm joking i swear#i will not put this with a suggestive joke warning cuz like- it's deez nut joke...#comics#ok back to hell i go-#nuzi md#he loves doing anything
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watching Feysands talk about "I'll never forgive Tamlin for killing Rhys's mom and sister and hanging their wings!"... did we read the same books?? Tamlin's father and older brothers (personally I believe coerced but let's not get too opinionated) got Tamlin to tell them where they'd be, killed them, and THEY hung up the wings. And also everyone seems to conveniently forget that Rhys and his dad then massacred the entire spring court high family (is that what they're called?) INCLUDING Tamlin's completely innocent mother. If we're gonna pin Rhys's mother and sister's deaths on Tamlin (who did not do it), lets pin Tamlin's mother's death on Rhys and his dad
#They were mad that Tamlin “threw away the wings like they were nothing”#I don't remember what he did with them but i swear it's stated he didn't “throw them away like they were nothing”#i'm so tired of this fandom sometimes#leave my man alone#the allegations are FALSE he is NOT a mother murderer#also tbf i'm pretty sure it was Rhys' dad who killed Tam's mom and dad#and then Rhys killed the brothers#so i'm not exactly sure WHO killed the mother#BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS#pro tamlin#tamlin#tamlin's mom#tamlin acotar
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DARK CREAM WEEK: day 5- punish/reward
idk man i think your threats would work a lot more often if you stopped being so handsome about it fdrgbegh<333
dark cream week and comic are by @zu-is-here
#dark cream week#dark cream#my art#cross#dream#shattered dream#s!d#cross is just panicking a little bit! shattered could threaten to murder him and he'd still find that hot tbh... our favorite simp<333#no but GJGYIKH remind me to never listen to my ideas when i'm feverous xD#i swear i flip flopped so hard deciding what to do for that day omg#it was supposed to be angst at first but gosh enough of that already am i right?! something a little more lighthearted was needed!!#now this was supposed to be a small comic- then a comic with a little bit of animation in some panels- then an actual animation#because hey why not just put some more energy into it since it's really not that different right? <- famous last words#i'm sorry i'm a little tired xD you could not pay me to color/shade this like for real i just CAN'T#some parts could be smoother but hey! it's all good in the end >:'Dc#wish i could've posted it in time tho that would've been the first time i followed through a weekly event perfectly xd ah well#btw i'm also posting twice today!! i still need to finish the art for day 6 tho so it's gonna be a little later hgkhgh :'D#hope you guys like this!! <333
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guys please tell me those batman #148 leaks of jason dying again are fake. tell me they're fake right fucking now i can't fucking do this shit right now i'm off my meds
#this better be bait or i swear to fucking god#i saw those 10 mins ago and i feel like i'm gonna die my heart is racing my hands are shaking my head hurts and i feel like committing crim#i'm too mentally ill for this#i wish this was a joke but i feel very dizzy as i type this and i can feel my heart beating on my throat#i will commit murder.#i hope from the bottom of my heart this is some fear toxin shenanigan bc even if i'm tired of writers making his death his only trait#i cannot handle if it's him actually dying again.#part of me knows dc would have to be very fucking stupid to kill jason again but it's fucking dc and they hate him so everything is possibl#there's things that could mean it's fake like he seems younger and he's in robin uniform for some fucking reason but god does it hurt#i'm trying not to freak out but there's that thing that your brain can't tell the difference between fiction and reality so i'm going insan#chat pray for me#i'm a fucking atheist but please pray for me#i think i'm going into cardiac arrest#jason todd#batman 148
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I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)
I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think
#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja#she's just so fascinating to me#she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay#like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world#like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen#the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME#also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay#like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES.#like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay#like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did.#but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance#like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT#but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS#and she blushed??? be still my beating heart#kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head#AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE#percy jackson#no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way#also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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I need to tell someone about how DELIGHTFULLY IRONIC it was to spend a good chunk of the last two days sourcing and formatting bibliography for a paper while watching hbomberguy's video in the background
#hbomberguy#james somerton#James I swear APA Citation ain't that hard! I even like to pretend I'm scavenger hunting for info!#if you plagiarize people you will never experience what a high it is to finally track down an author's name or a date that wasn't listed!#one of the proudest achievements of my life is spending 30 mins tracking down an obscure source to back up a certain word choice in a paper#and when I found the source to back it up i bragged about that shit to half the people in my life#it felt like solving a murder case without any of the murder!#sourcing is amazing!#nym's posts
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something about being in an online game makes you want to personally give every tank player who's ever lived a kiss on the lips
#we don't deserve you tank players#million smooches to all of you#God that feeling when the tank chooses YOU to hover around bc you make the most dmg and aren't actively suicidal <3#And I usually player a healer so I never meet tanks bc I'm already the roaming role#but on the rare chance I pick a squishy glasscanon mage and get to experience being protected by an astute tank#oh boy suddenly I get why people waged wars to prove their love#yeah it makes sense. You took that hit meant for me? I'll murder everyone on the map for you. You big buff babygirl dw about it#they indulge me and let me lead them around the map like no baby you're the tank you move and I'll follow you to the end of the world!#Ig they're used to dps going off on their own and having to babysit them which yeah Ik that feeling very well from my support days-#But I'm different I promise my beloved tank! I'd never lead you astray! I'll wait for you to agro and hook first I swear!#I won't let greed consume me....except if I'm close to a kill in which case you understand don't you? The dps needs to be a little risky#if we play it too safe then we will never get an edge#☆other#no I'm not back on league...I'm just...visiting yeah
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roleplay idea: barton's trying to say this BS that he's 'good at processing grief' when your muse was a witness to the absolute rage-filled and deranged rampage that barton went on after julien was killed by the joker in which he brutally hurt all but one of his henchmen (he killed the last one because he told him he was 'crazy' and that he 'better kill him, or he was going to tell his boss that barton had been there' and he literally just snapped, went 'you know what, i think i will kill you AND also let the joker know i killed you so he knows to never come near my family again' then killed him. like HUHHH?) at the time with your muse being like this
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#yeahhh 💀 man i wish i was joking about this you all but he really did put like three men in the hospital and killed one of them so...#he is NOT good at processing grief at all SKSKS and yeah the fact that they chose to ally themselves with the joker probably does say-#something about their own character but i don't condone violence or murder so it's still wrong even if they were... terrible 🫠#no but barton was honestly looking for someone else to blame besides himself for julien's death so he basically went to all of these-#henchmen and grilled them + asked them all whether they knew anything about how the joker was planning to kill his son#anddd when they all answered him with a 'no' was when thing's uhhh. Got violent 😬 like just imagine being one of barton's kids-#and mourning the loss of your brother in a normal albeit sad way on your own but then barton comes back home covered in blood-#+ it's obviously not his... like i don't even know if i'd want to ask him what the hell he just did because while barton is in mourning-#or grieving you do NOT want to be near him if you are the one that caused the death in question because you will get your-#shit rocked let me tell you ☠️ like the only reason why barton didn't kill the joker himself is BC he knew that that would attract-#batman's ire like nothing else and he does NOT want that smoke as much as barton hates him LMAO but DC muses... just to let you know-#or really any type of muse that interacts with him but those who are close to him in particular i would not touch a hair on any of his#family members head unless you want to have someone after you + i swear i'm not saying that to be edgy or anything BC ever since i#first mentioned that barton is always this 🤏 close to going off of the deep end even more than he already is i was not joking at all ASDFGH#tw: mentions of violence#tw: mentions of murder#tw: mentions of child death
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I feel like, if Apollo was driven to murder in Dual Destinies, he would end up being Aura's accomplice. After all, they both have the same enemy. When Aura realized that the same person who killed Metis also killed Clay (and forced Apollo to deal with the same grief she's had to deal with) she finally put her plan into action and took hostages. It's Phoenix who suggests the trial. Aura was planning on just murdering Athena until he brought it up. I feel like, if Apollo was pushed far enough, they would end up working together on some scheme to get revenge
Oh I can absolutely see it. If anything, it's the most canon compliant way, really, since he was already connected to Aura at some point during The Cosmic Turnabout. Since Athena wouldn't be in police custody at that point, though, she'd probably just be swiped or straight-up killed in lieu of any hostage-taking happening... so at least Trucy's out of danger!
I can, however, see him being spiteful enough that he wants to end Athena himself, with Aura possibly wanting the same, so the two end up clashing in some way or another. It'd be an interesting dynamic, that's for sure...
#ask brodoroki#ace attorney#apollo justice#aura blackquill#athena cykes#clay terran#metis cykes#the cosmic turnabout#dd spoilers#aa5 spoilers#i'm so normal about this au i stg#i feel bad though bc i never talk about athena and now im only talking about her getting murdered 😭i like her i swear#murderpollo au
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the fuck did they do to pavitr again
Edge of Spider-Verse (2024) Issue #4
#WHAT IS THIS HAIR OMFG T-T#he looks like he got ELECTROCUTED#PLEASE YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK BUT YOU GAVE HIM. THAT HAIRDO?????#WHAT DID I DO. I SWEAR WHAT DID I DO WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE ME DESERVE THIS#they are slowly changing his hair from black to brown........ why. genuinely skipped over him because i didn't think that was pavitr#also you've gotta be fucking kidding me that he's LITERALLY OUT OF FRAME. WHEN BITCHES LIKE “SPIDER-BOY” ARE FRONT AND CENTRE#MY BOY SHOULD BE IN THE MIDDLE. HE SHOULD NOT BE HANGING OFF THE PAGE. HE WAS THERE IN THE OG SPIDER-VERSE STORIES HE SHOULD BE IN THE SPO#HE SHOULD BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT !!!!!!!! FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON#MARVEL WHEN I GET YOU I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOU#i shou;d. i should be happy. over the fact that he is back again#but. ugh. uggghhhhh#my expectations are set too high like a certain bastard#when will i break myself free from this misery#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#agnirambles#at this rate i have to physically manhandled the entire spidey editorial team. murder everyone. and write and draw shit myself#i will see if they improve him in the upcoming spider-verse stories. i will be the FIRST to read this#if they dumb my boy.... i'm going to murder and maim
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From ashes I was made, to ashes I return.
And so I walk alone and wonder w̵̢͠h̴̖̕y̷̘̅?̵̜̄
I find that idea terrifying.
#Jane Doe#Jane Doe RTC#Ride the Cyclone#RTC#I'm never gonna be happy with it#so I'm just gonna post it#I love her your honor#THE CURLS INDEED MURDERED ME#I tried so hard to make this look like Emily Rohm#Preface this with I don't know how to draw#I ALSO HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BACKGROUND#Shiny bangs are shiny#plastic doll hair got ya like#IF ANY OF YOU STEAL THIS I SWEAR#Glindy's Posts#My Art#Fan Art#My Drawing#the eyes got too black and I'm mad
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#so first of all i'm not jewish.#but i feel like i occupy a relatively weird position with respect to judaism.#because the neighbourhood in which i grew up was like...30-50% jewish?#it was jewish enough that the local families requested and got a hebrew immersion programme at the local elementary school#that operated in parallel to the english programme that i attended#and about half of my friends growing up were jewish.#and so i absorbed a lot of the surface-level details of the religion by a sort of osmosis#like...i knew the dates and significance of the various jewish holy days#and i knew a smattering of phrases in hebrew (phonetically); most of them apparently quite rude#and we occasionally did jewish religious songs in choir (some of them admittedly lifted from the 'Prince of Egypt' soundtrack)#and once when i was in high school i was on a trivia team; and we asked a run of questions about judaism;#and i was the only one who knew them even though (i swear to god) i was the non-Jewish player on either team#(and then when i was much older i almost married a jewish enby and i would even have tried to convert for them#but our relationship fell apart for unrelated reasons)#but one of the things that was drilled into me when i was growing up (by my dad who grew up under similar circumstances)#was that you don't criticise Israel; it's antisemitic to criticise Israel#(which made for a lot of fraught moments as a teenager given that i was watching the second Intifada on the news)#and the thing is even now in the face of what seems pretty unambiguously to be a genocide against the Palestinians#i find that i'm more circumspect about criticizing israel than i would be just about any other country under the same circumstances#like i was writing things like 'fuck saudi arabia' when they were murdering houthis in yemen#but 'fuck israel'?#even though a little harsh language is least of what that regime deserves#ugh#i feel like i'm privy to the death of a dream that was never even mine.#personal#religion
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does it make sense to say that I love the concept of philosophy and psychology by themselves and the questions they ask but personally hate philosophers and psychiatrists themselves. genuine question.
Keep in mind, I love stuff like color psychology, negative/positive punishment and reinforcement, and the psychological theory that claims dreams are a way of processing issues that happened while awake. I was one of the most engaged ppl in Psychology class. And I was almost brought to tears over the Egg Theory
but every time I read/play something written/made by experts in either field (Pippin Barr, Ian Bogost, etc.), or GOD FORBID combined with the profession of game critic/developer, I can't stop thinking about if they were in a Warhammer explosion (using a codeword to avoid getting nuked). Like I hate the player but love the game
anyway im gonna go play with my friend :3
here's malade's opinion on this pressing matter
#random#mutuals#mutual#ok I obviously don't wish death upon them that's crazy and insane#but I swear it almost bogs me down for the rest of the day because of a mix of how easily i'm guilted and an almost ever-present arrogance#in almost every work I've read by them.#like. learn that some ppl need to be told to shut up sometimes. we haven't for so long and it had terrible repercussions#also something something field of psychology is not very good right now. idk the specifics but it's something i've seen people say#I should point out that my examples of these people are all white men#not that EVERY white male psych or philo is like this but it's a pattern I've noticed#this might also be slightly tied to how my dad loves philosophy#im so hesitant to tag it as anything philosophy b/c i dont want philosophy tumblr to murder me in my sleep ;o;
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Was thinking about the fact that eventually Whistlepaw will not have the -paw suffix anymore and how weird that will be after more than three years of WhistlePAW and I have come to the realization that Whis will surely become a full healer and thus get a different suffix by the start of Changing Skies, so that means that unless they shove that into Ivypool's Heart (or somehow into Star, but I fear that Whis will have little presence in that book with the whole quest and all) when the preview for The Elder's Quest drops will finally be the day we get that Whis Full Name.
It's still in a while, but it's still weird to have a semi confirmation of when that Whistle will stop pawing. Knowing my luck the preview will drop at the most random time for me and I'll get 10000 asks in my inbox before I see the preview myself, but damn whenever that full name will appear I will go crazy lol.
That day will be a landmark one for the daily Whis blog, that's for sure and I assume everyone will hear about it very loudly
#morningtalks#I swear if it drops right while I'm in class or some other random event I will just drop dead#My friends will not hear the end of me yapping about a random cat in those murder books#And my friend who also likes warrior cats reads them in Dutch so Whistlepaw doesn't exist yet for her#Whis just straight up isn't born yet#And it is somewhat driving me mad but one day we'll start TBC here too and then you'll see#Goooooooood it will take YEARS to get to ASC and finally have actual Whistlepaw action in the Dutch books#Give or take at least six years before they translate Wind. I will die
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