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Mulder is literally the pathetic meow meow of all time. āOh watch me climb a tree Scully! oh hold me Scully Iām cold! Please listen to my theories Scully!! Scully have I impressed you? Tell me Iām good, Scully? Tell me Iām good? Please??ā
#Mulder slander [AFFECTIONATE]#like I love pathetic men lol#I also canāt blame him I wouldnāt know how to act around Scully either#x files#im only on season 5 so donāt spoil me#pls ty
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WARNINGS: NSFW - MDNI, Pet names, sexual behavior, name calling, some a bit rough and mean
SUMMARY: They took your virginity. Case solved.
CHARACTERS: HSR Men X F!Reader (no aged up Charas)
WORD COUNT: 13.150
Argenti
All you can do is whine as his fingers scissor and stretch you, juices dripping down. His tongue softly rubs circles around your clit like heās painting you, a masterpiece. And you canāt help but moan out at the new pleasure. His fingers hit that spot that sends an electric jolt to your toes and back, you desperately arch with another whine. Tears prick at the corners of your eyes from the pleasure. It's overwhelming you, he promised to be gentle, and he is. But never once did he tell you how good this will all feel.
āS-Shit Argenti-, I canātāIām gonnaāā You canāt even finish your sentence, your voice begins to crack, your hips bucking widly as he speeds up. And then youāre coming, babbling nonsense and his name like a prayer as wave after wave of pleasure washes over you. You donāt even comprehend that you squirt all over his hand and mouth, or that heās rutting his hips against the bed and moaning into your cunt as he tastes you. Not only is it a pleasure to please you, beautiful you. It's a pleasure to be your first. It sends a wave of possessiveness through his body.
Slowly, he withdraws his fingers, his glistening fingers running up to your waist.Ā āSuch a dirty little rose,ā he murmurs as he leans down, teeth grazing across your neck, hair tickling your skin. āYoure a sight to behold, breathless, dazed...divine.ā
Aventurine
āYou like that, donāt you?ā He asks, grip on your throat. Its not enough to hurt you, but enough for you to know his hand is there. āYou like my cock stretchinā you out, huh?ā You're unable answer him, the only thing you manage are whines and moans slipping through his fingers through your throat. He'd be mean to not let you moan out like a bitch in heat after all. Aventurine smirks knowingly, continuing his assault on your insides.
āCan't believe no one ever went inside you, youre far too good. Shit-you love it too, don't you?ā You whine out, hiccuping out a moan as his other hand travels down your tummy, the soft touch sending waves to your core. His fingers eventually find your clit, rubbinh the swollen skin over and over again. Your eyes glaze over and roll back, it's too much, too much!
Your vision goes white as your orgasm hits you unexpectedly, stealing the breath from your lungs as your legs shake and back arches. āMine, ok? Youre mine, my girl. You don't mind do you? Surely you don't...look at you, sweet girl.ā
Blade
āfeels sāfucking goodāā you mindlessly babbles out. His large palms are stretched out on both sides of you hips, nails digging into your skin. āSuch a greedy little pussy,ā he groans out with another roll of his hips. ākeeps suckinā me back inā¦you're a little greedy slut, hm?" he teases.
You can feel his hot breath fanning your ear while his dark hair tickles your neck. The sloppy sounds that fill the room seem to only grow louder with each thrust, as your arousal practically drips down his balls. Headboard constantly hitting the wall. You wouldn't be surprised if something would break this night, and it doesn't need to be the bed.
āif you keep moaning like a bitch in heat, i won't fucking stop,ā he hissed out, as he presses down on your stomach which makes you whimper in response. "Naw, look at that," he points at the bulge in your stomach, "that's me all the way inside your greedy cunt."
Boothill
"you still good, darlin?" he asked, amused, his hands moving up to grab one of your tits, giving it a squeeze with his cold hands. He hummed at your subtle nod, his fingers pinching your nipple from below with just the right amount of pressure to bring you to the edge but not send you over. He knows he could do this for hours, his stamina is much longer than yours after all, but he doesn't want to push you just yet.
"shit.." he cursed, though not out of frustration, āyour pussy is driving me crazy." he whispered against your folds, the vibrations of his voice sending shivers through your entire body, it almost felt as if you were being electrocuted or something. āits so fucking pretty for no fucking reason...ā
Caelus
āshiiit-just like that...ā he mumbles out as he lazily guides your movements, helping you bounce yourself up and down on his cock. Hands softly gripping your hips as he guides you. He smirks when he heard your whine as a reaction to his groans, golden halflidded eyes stare up at you. He thinks youāre adorable when youāre like this, so desperate for him yet so adamant on not asking for his help. You had no idea what you were doing, well, neither does he. But you insisted on riding him.
ādoing so well,ā he says with a slight whine as he thrusts his hips up in time with your movements. It doesnāt take much effort for him to flip you over and have you at his mercy. Your legs are now lifted over his shoulders while his dick is fucking you even deeper, "sorry,-shit-sorry I couldn't-hold myself back much longer-!"
Dan Heng
ājust as i expected, it slipped right in...ā your arm immediately slung over your face to hide your embarrassment. Something about the way he talks to you has you throbbing.
āfuck, so deep inside you already.ā he breathes, as he eases his way into you. He's so painfully splitting you open. You whine and whimper, it feels too good to be true. āthatās it, thereās my girl.ā his raspy laugh fills the silence. āyoure doing so good for me, just a bit longer, ok?ā
He speeds up his thrusts, "eyes on me," he says, "you can do it, eyes on me." And when he hits just the right spot, your eyes roll back and flutter closed.
"Good girl."
Dr. Ratio
āit hurts, doesn't it?ā he whispers, no mock, no tease, unusual for him. He knows it hurts, he's just deep enough inside you, balls deep.
āyes, it hurtsā¦ā you whine, eyes watering as you adjust. Heās letting you distract yourself a bit, letting you soak up the pain with pleasure. āā¦ so bad.ā you keep whining.
"I know, it will get better." he presses his hips flat against you, just to slowly drag his cock out of you again, leaving just his tip inside. āDoing good for a first timer. Don't worry, I'll teach you everything you need to know.ā
You nod desperately, biting your lip between your teeth.
āI'll be slow, we got time.ā he mumbles, a sick grin painting across his face. He'd be lying if he would say he doesn't enjoy the power play that's going on at the moment. "I'M gonna teach you everything you need to know."
Gallagher
Your mouth falls open when he grinds his hard cock against your ass. Youre breathing hard, chest heaving. But you can't help but lean back against his chest. He slips a hand back into your underwear, rubbing slow circles against your clit. His breath is hot against your ear as he chuckles at your reaction. His middle finger slips between your folds and gathers some of your arousal to use it at your clit again. Once he had your hips jerking and whines leaving your lips, he slips two of his thick fingers inside. He moves slowly, fingers working inside of you like a caress.
āI- ām gonna-ā you muster, weakly clawing at his arms.
He slips his hand out of your pussy again, letting his tongue run over his fingers, lapping at your juices. He hums, as the taste hits his tounge, āShit, girl. Got me addicted already.ā
Gepard
āThatās it.. Just like that..ā He takes hold of the hand, kissing your knuckles, whispering soft praises into your skin to help you work up courage to keep riding him. He knows it's embarrassing for you, he knows you doubt yourself. But he also knows that you can do it.
āDoing so good for me, ok? So good, keep going..ā
It takes his everything to hold back his hips and not fuck up into you, it's all too inviting.Ā He holds you, wrapping both arms around your torso and pull you close to his chest. One hand slips down to your hips, guiding you on his cock. "Like that, yeah."
Hot breaths reach your ear as he hums in approvment. "Good...shit--good."
Jing Yuan
āass up. There you go, atta girl.ā and you almost shiver from his touch on you'd hips as he turns you over. Jing Yuan stares at your ass, bringing a rough palm towards your left cheek. āMm, nice. You're doing good. Don't worry, I'll go easy on you...for now.ā
As he speaks, your cheek presses further against the pillow, hiding in embarrassment. Jing Yuan watches as your ass writhes and he hums, springing out his thick cock. āI'm going in, ok? No need to be scaredā
āok...ā you breathe, big talk for someone who probably has way to much experience for his own good.
"I'll go easy on you, I promised you that birdie." He whispers in your ear as he leans over, slowly pushing in.
Jiaoqiu
He dives in, his tongue delving deep into your soaked folds. He laps at you hungrily, savoring your taste as he eats you out with wild abandon. His tongue swirls around your clit before sucking it between his lips, flicking the sensitive bud rapidly. āyou're so hot...,ā he hums against your core, the vibrations sending shockwaves of pleasure through your body. āthank you for the meal...ā
Your finger desperately looking for support and found his hair, scratching his scalp with your long nails in the process. You can't help but let one hand wander to one of his ears, tugging on it. Immediately a whine leaves his lips as he laps on you more desperately than before.
He doubles his efforts, lapping at your clit with broad strokes of his tongue before sealing his lips around the sensitive bundle of nerves and suckling greedily.
"Do that again and watch me eat you up."
Luka
Luka leans down to capture your lips in a kiss, swallowing your cries of pleasure as he pounds into you relentlessly. His hands grip your hips hard you feel like you might see some bruises tomorrow as a souvenir.
"Damn, you take my cock better than expected, baby," he rasps against your mouth, his breath coming in ragged gasps. āWay to fucking well, you sure you're a virgin?" he breaks the kiss to gaze down at you. ālook at me,ā he commands, "that pussy is mine now. Mine."
As you meet his eyes, he reaches between your bodies to rub your clit in time with his thrusts, pushing you closer and closer to the edge.
"Fuck-didnt know you could get any tighter."
Luocha
The next thing you felt was his cock entering you all at once, barely giving you time to get used to his huge size and thickness. Hes not a mean man by any means, but he figured that maybe him going in faster with the ammount of slick you already got, might be less painful. Wronh judgment in a hazy moment. And fuck if he didn't love feeling the way your cunt stretched to accommodate him, how your walls are so tight around his length.
When he did it, it was over for you, and you thanked him with the most beautiful sounds he ever heard. You squeezed him and croed out, making a mess of yourself as you grab onto his shoulders for support. It all was too much for you, too much happening all at once. But you'd be a lair to say you didn't enjoy it.
He would slowly start to run against you, holding your hips in place as he drags his cock in and out of your hole. His slow speed was annoying, painful, but so good.
But the best feeling was yet to come.
āJust you wait once I'm done with you. We'll have plenty of time left to get to know each other much better."
Sampo
Without warning, he pulled out ā only halfway ā and plunged back inside you with an almighty push. It .ade your eyes roll back into your skull, your mind went blank for a second. His teasing laugh pulling you back into reality, "Oops-went to hard there~" As a apology he went softer on you, slowly dragging his cock in and out of your hole.
āDoing so well for me,ā he groaned, as he lightly speed up again, holding your hips in a tight grip.
"Damn-" he groans as you grap onto his shoulders and dig your nails in. "Careful there baby, you don't wanna hurt poor Sampo, hm?" He laughs again as he kisses down your neck and leaves yet another bite behind.
"We could do this more often, I know I wouldn't mind."
Sunday
The all so collected man practically loses it when you wrap your legs around his back. You unknowingly push him against you, silently asking for more. "Needy, needy." he teases as breaths in your ear, giving it a soft kiss afterwards.
āDont you worry, I'm not done with you yet.ā
Although his words came out more scary than they should, his action of hiding into your shoulder makes it all seem more pathetic than dominant. His wings flutter as your parted lips let a whine escape.
He groans, burying his cock deep just as it starts to gush, painting your walls white. Your nails dig hard into his scalp.
āThat came...rather unexpected.ā
Welt
āit wonāt fit!ā you sob out loud. No way this all will fit inside you, you never took anything, or anything that size. He's bigger than you, this wont fit without tears. But you're determined today, telling him you wanted to fit everything in you.
He trails his fingers up and down your side before one hand snakes down to thumb at your clit while the other large hand clasps your hip. "i'll make it fit, and I'll be careful." he promises, soft as he pleasures you. You expected nothing less of him, he always treated you with more care than any others. He softly rubs your clit as he enters, a way of distracting you from the pain that you will encounter.
"there you go, told you I'd make it fit."
#honkai star rail smut#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail#hsr smut#hsr x reader#hsr#argenti x reader#aventurine x reader#blade x reader#boothill x reader#dan heng x reader#caelus x reader#dr. ratio x reader#ratio x reader#gallagher x reader#gepard x reader#jing yuan x reader#jiaoqiu x reader#luka x reader#luocha x reader#sampo x reader#sunday x reader#welt x reader#welt yang x reader#I'm like so fucking sure i forgot someone or even forgot to write someone#Like damn#My brain ain't braining lol#Had to throw in some Sunday shade idk#I love him tho dw#I just like pathetic men lol
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Uh oh.. I may have fallen for the grey tube. Lol auuuuuuuuu
#welcome home art#welcome home au#frank frankly#frank supremacy#fr#oops#i like his personality the most#And heās funny#And I love his relationship in canon with julie#And his relationship in canon with eddie#And now Iām basically a mix of those two people#Boom.. alternate universe where I get the man of my dreams#A pathetic nerd#They are my type fr xD#I mean Dib#tmnt donatello#That or overpowered small men lol#What is me#Pretend ya didnāt see these tags#We love the grumpy puppet
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Drawing My Moots As Centaurs Until They Watch Centaurworld Part Six: @saytrrose
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#I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN POSTING YOUR FURSONA RECENTLY BUT I WAS PLANNING TO DO THIS BEFORE AAAAAHHH#I tried not to copy your degsign adskjfdskj I based it off your human sona and a real ram sgkh#centaur vs satyr lol#anyway yeah go watch centaurworld if you havent#do you like pathetic baby men?#you'll love Durpleton#gummyartš#art#digital art#centaurworld#moots
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i love makoto so much but fanon does her so much better (the good parts of the fandom) because in the game her character is so lack luster. they butchered her confidant it is so borning and not even about her. they made her a cop. A COP. they pushed this "canon waifu" role onto her (before sumire came along and did it Even Worse). and it SUCKS because SHE IS SO MUCH MORE!!! SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! SHE COULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER!!! the way i feel about canon makoto is the same way i feel about the canon ryuji events post komoshida where he's horribly mistreated and used purely as comic relief: i ignore them <3 my game now <3 never happened <3 my ocs <3
You are so right. I generally apply this to all characters in p5 bc the game does such a shit job of staying consistent with character arcs and personalities. Theres a desperate need to throw in perverse jokes at the expense of female characters and a need to show that the police (as a whole) are reliable people who are not influenced by things like money and power; only the BAD cops do that. Not to mention this obvious fatphobia and homophobia but i feel likes thats a given.
But back to Makoto. Shes a victim of bad writing just like everyone else. Ryuji during the kamoshida arc was fighting with self loathing and genuine anxiety, and aside from the like. One comment on Panthers outfit in the metaverse, hes more than well behaved. All of that is shelved as soon as Kamoshida is gone and replaced with him being weird comic relief (and the focus of alot of sexual jokes that were nonexistent in the beginning of the game). Anns arc about self love and empowerment is completely dropped as soon as the nasty bad guy is put away (so that its good to be weird about her w the Good Guys). Makoto loses her a chunk of her personality to be the mature waifu which is INSANE to me bc shes like. Not okay or normal at all ššš she THINKS shes responsible and so does everyone else on her team, but its an act! She doesnt know shit! And she doesnt know that she doesnt know shit bc shes respectful and adults dont care about anything as long as u respect them!
Its very telling that for literally every single thief (and goro), you can see the exact moment the writers gave up on adding anything of worth to their characters outside of the social links. Its like they didnt know what to even do w the characters at their disposal after their main arcs were complete. No mention of friends hanging out without you, no mention of having group hangouts. Everyone is treated as a core, important member of the friend group DURING their arc, but outside of it, they are acquaintances at best. Theres nothing in the game that convinces you that these guys are legitimately friends who care for each other and do Friend Things. And i describe it like that bc there IS a game that treats them all as friends, and its strikers! Strikers/Scramble genuinely feels like the game p5 wanted to be; a road trip w your team where they stay up at night talking to each other and hanging out and doing things together that dont necessarily include you, the player. Its refreshing and lovely but it sucks that u get that kind of attention to detail in a āspinoffā title
#chattin#i hesitate to use spinoff bc its a pretty big game#and theres an amazing plot with wonderful characterization#and their handling of jails and jail owners is LEAGUES better than the bs they tried to make up w palace users#and all the thieves feel like family. and not in the annoying fandom way; like#were family in the same way a family is forged and tended to. i love you. no one is left behind. no one is made to feel inferior another#its really good and honestly if u want more interactions between everyone i really recommend a playthrough#but yeah#p5 sucks#i love it but i love the version of it i made in my head LMAO#maybe p5r did a better job w the dialogue and some questionable scenes#(i wouldnt know. i didnt play it lol)#so maybe thats what people need to be using as a point of reference#but i only plyed p5 so this is what i have; a group of people who show up for meetings and then go about their life#and that kinda sucks. why make this wholly unique experience in which these teens can only relate to each other#make them bonded over their shared experience w this unbelievable world#and then not only make them NOT interact; but have the end be āokay by akira.ā and leave it at that#they just. didnt know what to do w anyone#they needed their girls to be waifubait and the boys to be an afterthought#they needed a buffet of older woman for pathetic men to fuck through their self insert#and they needed a story convoluted enough to keep people stuck trying to figure it out themselves#its bad. its so bad. its so fucking bad. but i have to be here. WE have to be here.#bc who else is going to take these characters out of hell and treat them right ??!!!
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As someone who reads like a LOT of dumb romance books, one thing that ticks me off is that the authors always strive so hard for body diversity when it comes to ladies, but that courtesy is never given to the guys. All dudes are always described to be square jawed and muscled and very tall and likeā¦ its boring lol.
Its not woke or special to go out of your way to diversify womenās bodies and describe them to be different and then write 1018301 books with the same muscled beefcake abs upon abs motherfucker but like with different hair colors or something. Such emphasis on the lovely softness of plus size women, but then clear disgust for fat or softness when it comes to a guy. Sure. Alright. I hate it.
#Ruby dixon really loves the term āwithout an ounce of body fatā to describe men and it drives me fuckin nuts#also the lack of body diversity in the men makes the body diversity in the women feel cheap#Also Im a sucker for height and bulk and i GET why its so common but like bigger gal? smaller guy??? is the HEIGHT of pairings lmao#Also i read a lot of monster romance and im often ticked off by the fact that itās basically contemporary romance but with a man who is#green or something like ugh can we have some fucking MONSTER in the damn monster romance????#Monsters bodies can be FREAKISH AND WEIRD#I WANT FREAKS GIMME FREAKS#Also like why must the man always be so strong lol like why do we need these romance book heroes to be olympic athletes#I want a weak cringefail idiot loser#Can the monster man be a dumb pathetic idiot for once PLS#Can i have PATHETIC#Can i have weird and unnerving and pathetic#gimme weirdos and freaks
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āDo you think Iām quiet?ā | BODY BACK
On the lighted dance floor heās nothing but rattling limbs, elegant turns, raunchy dips. Shifting atop his head: the cowboy hat. In his hand: a vodka soda topped with a maraschino cherry. Through half of Donāt Cha, he holds the red cocktail sword between his teeth like itās a rose, nudges it against Jeremiahās lip as they kiss, break apart, kiss again.
āDo you think Iām quiet?ā he asks between a spin, his head unspooling like a cylinder of thread. He needs a refill. More weed. A crucifix to snap.
Jeremiah twirls under Harrisonās arm, a magnetic man in his tourmaline glister. āKiss me again,ā he says.
be honest would you date him
#I PRESENT TO YOU: 24 KARAT HARRISON#THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND#the urge to do self portraits in this getup oh yes this will happen#anyway this is the man ur all daydreaming about btw#he looks so pathetic but also#heās doing it SO WELL LOL#his EYELASHES wow if Lonan saw him like this heād fall down on his face in love#the fact that THIS is what lonan is attracted to LMAO#whole time me and Lonan have been thinking heās into very serious men and situations when in reality all he wants is THIS#checks out#art#bodyback
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I think the most fucking heartbreaking part of just about any route, is the absolute and unconditional trust that Seven has for V.
butā¦ how much of that trust is genuine, and how much is fueled by fear? of course he has to trust V. heās already entrusted the most precious thing in his life to V- so of course heās scared to even consider the idea that he might not be trustworthy. heās put so much faith in him already, and if he doesnāt have that faith, then what does he have? Sevens not ready to even consider to accept the possibility that he āfailedā his brother, and who can blame him?
#and the fact that just after this#seven described himself as suspicious and untrustworthyā¦#polar opposite to Vās constant ātrust me and everything will work outā#itās just#ugh#I hate v so much Iām sorry#this is a V hate club#ofc no judgement to people who do like him#we all love pathetic men sometimes lol#mystic messenger#mysmes#saeran choi#saeyoung choi#mm 707#mysme#Mysme V
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there are like... two types of story that comes out of "sad man having a midlife crisis finds a girl who motivates him to be a better person" trope
you either get the girl being awestruck with him just because he's the first decent guy she ever met
or it'll just be humiliation fest for him when he met everyone associated with her
personally i prefer the latter
because the former is just the "straight male wish fulfillment" trope play straight, which not only sounds pretty boring but also something i can't really enjoy or relate to
the romantic undertones doesn't help either
#like it's weird how i love both barakamon and sayonara zetsubou sensei because it did fell under this exact category#of sad pathetic men finding motivation to live a better life because of this one girl he met#but what makes them different than the other stories that fall under this āgenreā#is how the creators treat the male protagonist in their respective story#handa and nozomu are both surprisingly pathetic as hell even though they have this position of power to the other characters#yet they're both treated by the narrative as an actual adult rather than being viewed by this idealized scope of āwow an adult man!ā#that some of the story in trope played straight with#oh shit i forgot about yotsubato too#yotsubato did fell under this category too especially because it's written by a man#to think that this rant started because i saw a game trailer lol...#tmi tag
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these two lines when gale confronts u for starting someone elseās romance and u choose them over him are sooo pathetic. heās down so horrendous itās honestly impressive.
#i like my men pathetic and hopelessly in love so this is a good thing. to me. to be clear#ignore that heās staring up into the sky xarrai was floating 5 feet off the ground when i took these. lol#ę¼«čØ
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neverafter ocs reading list
The Story of the Three Bears - Southey
Goldilocks and the Three Bears - Steel
Bearskin - Grimm
The Raven - Grimm
The Story of King Frost - Lang
#yes goldie gets three stories#finding out the bears were bachelors in the original story just#changed me lol#also theres some stories where goldie gets eaten lol#i love her in all these stories shes pathetic#and in my story well#i may have changed her backstory again?#for starters instead of immediately attacking her the bears instead took her in bc theyre bear shapeshifters#who use their pelts to transform#when goldie returns to town after her brief stay - and promising not to break into their house again#she tells the townsfolk about the bears on the outskirts of town being like 'i made new friends!'#uh one problem goldie#they dont react as kindly to this#cue mama and baby bear both perishing and papa bear being able to just barely - ha#hold them off - mostly via slaughtering all the men in goldie's village! oops!#he then takes goldie as a surrogate daughter - guess what trope i love - and grants her his wife's pelt to wear#theyre on their way to shoeburg and im not sure why yet#neverafter oc#dimension 20 oc#OC: Goldie#OC: Hildegarde
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ok idk what the fuck is up with me today but I'm feeling really shitty so im gnna just spout some random shit here
what i dislike about my girl friends
have to explain football to them every time i watch
they're all stupid and i have to help them study
can't play basketball with them cuz they suck and are all short (same with volleyball)
they make me listen to their shitty songs lol
none of them can cook so whenever they come over i have to make food for them
i can't understand when they talk about girl shit
what i like about my girl friends
im faster than them
smarter than them
cooler than them
i don't have to match with them when they match clothes
when we go to a hot place they have to wear bras and i can be shirtless
they don't like when i smoke which is annoying but its nice of them i guess
they make me feel tall
what i dislike about my dude friends
taller than me
stronger than me
always call me a femboy
call me slurs
homophobic
racist
what i like about my dude friends
they're hot as fuck
#why am i gay it's honestly painful#being in love with men who'd hate me if they knew who i was#haha kinda like how i felt about my father#he's the reason i started smoking#i guess in a fucked up way i wanna be like him#i don't know why but i started smoking after he died#my only memory of him was where he had a cig#i was a toddler#how fun#i fuckin hate that sisterfucker#im getting off track#but#i am currently in love with a man who'd rather kill himself than attempt to pretend to reciprocate#i wish he was more annoying or more homophobic or SOMETHING#but i have a feeling that even if he was I'd still do this#I'm not worthy of love that has a chance#i guess ill just become a hermit#at one point i was sick of myself and the only person who messaged me was a bot#serves me right huh#ok#i wish i had someone to talk to but no one would understand#i guess that's why I'm doing this? i feel stupid#i feel like i think like chicks#maybe i am trans#i don't know#i just wish i could be normal.#because at least then it'd be expected for me to love him#yea ok ill just continue ranting for hours into my note to self#jeez that sounded so pathetic#sorry lol
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#something abt being so deeply and incredibly unwell and in an extremely dangerous suicidal spiral#but also being extremely autistic and sucking every ounce of autistic joy out of a hyperfixation#and it being the only thing keeping us functioning in any semblance#is so funny to me bc im like wow. we are not doing well <3#as soon as we stop fixating and have to wrench ourselves out of the delusions weve been having#we immediately become such an intense danger to ourselves lol <33#like we have been so deep in delusions and fixation that the worlds blend together that it even becomes#80% of what we dream abt now. aside from the 20% of severe trauma memories intertwined#im like yay star wars clones <3 boo i hate facing my reality and realizing how hopeless and awful i feel is never ending#except#haha wow. love this. and by love it i mean im so pathetic that this is the only way i can cope anymore#as soon as i drop out of delusion & fixation the fucking pain. the fucking realizations. the everything becomes real#and thats fucking scary as shit.#at least i can project all the same traumas on my copy paste men <3 š yay coping
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AAAAHHHHH THIS WAS SO CUTEEEEE!!!! THANK YOU!!!
also RIP to kuroba kaito because this was giving the beginnings of a, "he fell hard but he fell harder" story like I just know he's gonna be absolutely gone for shinichi later on LOL
It's Funny, isn't It? How the Universe Works Sometimes (Final Part)
Hi everyone! Here the final chapter for the soulmate au. In case some of you haven't read the previous part: (One) (Two) (Three)
So as usual, the reading goes from right to left. Hope everyone enjoy the story despite my inconsistent style OwO\
The end~
Sob sob. It's finally finished TqT I'm so happy and sad at the same time. The fact this started because I joined the one prompt challenge last year (yes last year. It's been a whole year) and I thought I would end it at that. How wrong I was. I never thought I would make it until... this part. Total 78 pages including the cover and everything. So, thanks everyone who has support me from the beginning of this au until the end. Thanks to each one who has help me while making this series.Hope you guys satisfy with the ending and sorry for my inconsistent artstyle. Have a nice day V3V
#also crying shinichi thank you you saved my life š#love me some budding kaishin love š„ŗš#thank you for this!!! š„ŗ#lowkey imma miss them#wanna see kaito a year later absolutely horrendously in love with shinichi lmao#and shinichi's like āwasnt i supposed to do the chasing here šā and kaito's like ābut shinichiiiiiiii~ā#lol that whiny dramatic bitch would#i love men pathetic in love i fear āš#shinichi you pathetic too ngl like you really let kaito back in so easily like that like GIRL STAND UP šššš#lmaooooo#i love them#kaishin#kaishin au#dcmk#detective conan
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cute boy told me he had an ex that purposely made sure he was depressed and anxious all the time because she found it hot when he was extra "pathetic" and omg where does he find these people
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How JJK Men Eat Pussy 2.0
Satoru, Suguru, Nanami, Toji, Sukuna, Yuta, Itadori, Megumi
Warnings: All characters are 18+, this post is explicit smut. As if you couldnāt tell that from the title
A/N: Funny story, I forgot I already wrote this same concept last yearā¦ but since I didnāt realize until I finished writing thisā¦ imma post it anyways. But if youād like to see my original thoughts on this topic, you can see them here with an additional 2 characters lol
Gojo Satoru
He is relentless, especially when heās in the mood to go down on you. These little moods of his will have him between your legs for hours, multiple times a day. You always like to joke that he knows when youāre ovulating because somehow these little moods seem to fall in sync. If Satoru goes more than three days without you, itās like heās going through withdrawals. Heās skilled with his tongue, heās able to move it in ways and speeds you didnāt know a man could. Typically heās a tease, heāll edge you until you have an orgasm so pathetic you canāt even call it one. Ya know, the kinds where you come and donāt feel that satisfaction, just the pulsating ache of needing more. But recently, Satoru discovered how much more fun it is to overstimulate you. He loves the way your fingerās bury in his hair and try to tug him off as he sucks on your clit until youāre sobbing and begging him to ease up. Heāll keep your thighs spread wide, large hands effortlessly keeping them in place while they desperately try and close. Heās also the type to see those āpineapple makeās your cum sweetā articles and come home with enough pineapples to feed a village. Heās not even embarrassed about his reasoning, even if itās just a myth, his sweet tooth canāt pass up the opportunity. Satoru loves your natural taste, but you surprised him with edible lubes in various fruity and sweet flavors one nightā¦ you still recall seeing the sun rise.Ā
Geto Suguru
Heās a god at eating pussy and you canāt convince me otherwise. Suguru has always been about your pleasure over his, not to say he doesnāt have his selfish moments, but your pleasure is just so much fun to him. He loves the noise, the facial expressions, the smell, the taste. The first time he went down on you, you were convinced he was lying about it being his first time. The ability just came naturally to Suguru. Like Satoru, Suguru loves to tease you. Heāll focus all of his attention on your dripping entrance, only stimulating your clit if his nose bumps it. He loves the way you squirm, his nails leaving crescent shaped nail marks in the plump flesh of your thighs as he holds you in place. He loves your breathless gasps, his long hair tickling your thighs as he eats you out, only adding to the stimulation thatās making your toes curl. Suguru loves to make you beg, pulling his mouth away from your cunt to just barely flick his tongue over your clit. Heāll stop all together just to taunt you until youāre sobbing, begging him to do something. He has a whole album on his phone dedicated to you, most of the content being videos of him eating you out, some he even made you take just so he could see the camera shake with your effort to keep it straight and hear your noises better. He puts on a show for you, slurping and sucking and moaning just to feel your thighs tremble as you moan with him.Ā
Nanami Kento
Eating you out is a stress reliever for Nanamiā¦ so it happens like very fucking day. Lord help me this man will spend hours edging you, cheek pressed into your thigh as he lazily licks and nips at your cunt. He canāt think about anything but you when he is between our legs, moaning and whining his name like a beautiful lullaby. Heāll let you cum eventually, but for the time being you are completely at his mercy. Nanami is the type to wake you up with his head between your legs, especially on nights where he comes home late and youāre already passed out in bed. Heāll make out with your cunt honestly, licking and sucking and nipping at your folds until he canāt tell if youāre wet from his saliva or your own arousal. The answer is both. He doesnāt care for any of the fancy shit, so donāt bother with flavored lubes or eating particular fruits to try and alter your taste, he just wants you and you alone. I feel like this man has a scent kink so the smell of your arousal honestly gets him going even more. He prefers eating you out in bed, mostly because heās tired and nothing feels better to him than laying on his plush mattress while using your thighs as his pillow. Heās a whore for face sitting by the way, even less of his energy needs to be put intoĀ that, especially when youāre grinding your cunt against his tongue. Nanamiās other favorite thing to do is use his tie to bind your wrists, that way you really canāt interrupt him.
Fushiguro Toji
I had to restart Tojiās so many times because I got too aggressive. Listen, this bummy ass bitch will eat you out till the sunrises and he will make a fucking mess of you while he does it. Toji will eat you out and finger fuck you until youāre screaming. Heāll give you a ābreakā by stuffing you full with his dick and then get back to work eating you out again after he blew his load in you. Filthy bitch. Heāll eat you out anytime, anywhere, any position. Heāll never turn down the opportunity and depending on your relationship with him, this bitch may even charge you for his services. Which is just another way he likes to tease you, watching you whine and squirm while you cough up the money he wants. Heāll call you pathetic as he gets on his knees and basically rips your underwear off of you, commenting the whole time about how much of a whore you areā¦ like he aināt selling his body to you rn. This man will somehow make you feel inferior, but you canāt be bothered when his tongue is lapping at your cunt like a starved man. Toji will make sure your thighs and your cunt are swollen, bruised, overstimulated, and sore by the time heās done with you. Your cunt is puffy from his sucking and biting, thighs littered in dark marks and teeth indents. He'd go as far as to find a marker and write ācum dumpsterā on you if he was really in the mood to see you sob.
Ryomen Sukuna
Listen, you thought Toji could be mean? Sukuna is ten times worse. The thing is, the king of curses actually likes to eat pussy but he wonāt admit it. But that is not to say he canāt live without it, Sukuna is selfish and really only prefers things that pleasure him in the process. But, when youāre sobbing, pathetically begging him to go down on you, he may just crack. Especially if youāre looking at him with watery eyes, swollen lips from sucking him off, your neck littered with bite marks and bruises. Oh, and, if youāve made him cum, heās more likely to agree and indulge you. If you manage to convince the king of curses to go down on you, donāt expect him to be easy on you. His nails are digging into the flesh of your thighs, blood dripping slowly as he eats you out with so much force itās borderline painful. Heās using his tongue and his teeth, nipping at your folds and even grazing your clit with them until he can tell your sobs are a breathless mix of pleasure and pain. If weāre talking true form Sukuna, I promise you he wonāt stop until youāve blacked out. Heāll use one set of arms to hold your waist while the other set keeps your thighs spread. Heās forcefully dragging your cunt over the long tongue that protrudes from his stomach, occasionally stopping just to hold you still as he spreads you open and stuffs you with the same tongue, watching you yelp and moan as he toys with you.Ā
Okkotsu Yuta
If you look up the definition of āpussy drunkā youāll see a picture of Yuta. This man cannot go down on you without becoming delirious. Your body puts him in a trance, he canāt even explain the way you make him feel. Yuta is all about body worship and his favorite way to go about it is having his face shoved between your legs for hours. Heās just as vocal as you are while he eats you out, groaning and whining against your cunt until the vibrations are making your eyes roll back as you cum again. Heāll be kneading your thighs as he eats, squeezing them like stress balls and hitting nerves that send sparks of electricity all the way to your toes and all the way up to the base of your neck. Without even trying, Yuta will manage to overstimulate you until youāre unironically going cross-eyed, fingers twitching as they bury in his hair and try to pull him off so you can catch your breath. Yuta is still a bit shy when it comes to being intimate outside of the privacy of your home. But that doesnāt mean he wonāt drag you into the nearest bathroom and eat you out against the bathroom stall. In this sense, heās almost cocky when someone unknowingly enters the bathroom only to see two sets of feet in one of the stalls. Not to mention the noises are echoing. Yuta lives to see your eyes going wide from embarrassment as he doesnāt stop, your noises are uncontrollable as he tongue fucks you. The poor bastard who entered the bathroom with the intention of properly using it just muttered under their breath and walked out.
Itadori Yuji
Yuji is eager, so, so damn eager. He wants to do anything and everything that brings you pleasure so when it comes to eating you out, heās determined to be great at it. Yuji is the type to ask you for āpracticeā or ālessonsā which is just his way of indirectly asking if he can eat you out. Most of the time, itās an offer you canāt refuse, because as fate would have it, Yuji isnāt bad at anything. Heās so praise focused, eyes glued to your face as he flicks his tongue along your folds and waits for you to tell him heās doing good. Heāll slow down when your praise isnāt coming fast enough because he wants you to beg. Yuji is a sucker for adding fingers to the mix, as much as he loves making you cum with just his tongue, he sees no point in limiting your pleasure for his own confidence boost. Kind of contradictory since he likes when you beg. Yuji is also the type to wake you up with his head between your legs, just slowly lapping at your cunt while also rutting his hips into the mattress, trying to not wake you up until youāre coming. He finds it so pretty when you wake up gasping, completely unable to restrict any of your noises as you orgasm. Itās important to mention that Yuji is a sucker for 69-ing and face sitting, he loves, loves, feeling your plush thighs caging in his head. He canāt get enough of the way your body settles so nicely into him, no longer afraid of āsuffocating himā by sitting all the way down on him.
Fushiguro Megumi
He wonāt admit it but he loves to eat you out. Megumi is shy at heart so even if heās been with you for years, he can still get embarrassed when telling you how badly he wants to go down on you. Heās focused when he does get between your legs, hands gripping your thighs or hips while his tongue laps greedily at your cunt. Megumi loves to tongue fuck you, just because he knows itās not enough stimulation to make you cum but enough to make you embarrassingly wet. Heās a bit mean at first, not willing to let you come until he feels youāve earned it. Heāll stop abruptly just to sink his teeth into your inner thighs, not stopping until youāre gasping as the pain turns bruising. Heāll admire the teeth indents heās left on your skin while his nails are scratching down your other thigh, tongue moving to wiggle against your clit until your hips are bucking. Megumi finds toys to be very hit or miss, but heās found a love for stuffing you with a vibrator while putting all of his attention on your clit. Megumiās preferred method of ātortureā depends on his mood, either heāll edge you until youāre begging or overstimulate you until youāre crying. Heās very private when it comes to these thingsā¦ unless heās jealous. Much like Yuta, he will not hesitate to drag you somewhere private while out in public to remind you of who you belong to.Ā
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