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One thing I’ve got to say to bisexual and straight women is that we really need to start choosing better for ourselves in terms of men. To be clear I don’t mean domestic abuse victims, but instead in the small parts of life.
Men are abundant. Single men especially.
You don’t need to stay with Jakey because you think you can’t do any better! Because you really can, don’t bother sticking around someone because you’re scared of being alone. Common heterosexual relationships favour the man so obviously they’re the common form of cohabitation. Find people you actually want to be around, not someone who fills the void with extra chores and problems.
If you still want to be with men, you need to remember that you can have standards. You don’t have to compromise.
You don’t want him to watch porn and he does? Dump him
He called you a misogynistic slur? DUMP HIM
He doesn’t make any effort to please you in bed? DUMP HIM!!!
Everyone has hard limits in relationships but bisexual and straight women need to enforce them more.
#radical feminism#radblr#radfems#radfemsdotouch#radical feminists do interact#radfem safe#radical feminist safe#I cannot tell if any of this makes sense#like I could#have just licked the keyboard#and formed a more coherent post#I am a bit baked#not in a cringe way#in a supercool way 😎
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#dead boy detectives#dbda#polls#I’m really curious#like I could#but I was a reckless idiot when younger
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Random HC's That I Probably Overexplain - Cater Edition 1!
TW: Angst heavy, using kids for profit via social media, emotional/physical abuse (nothing explicit/gory) His mom was a family life vlogger. I've dabbled on this topic a few times before, but never got really into it. His mom ran a channel called the "Beloved Diamond Family", in which his mother went by Dreamy Diamond, and his older sisters went by Dazzling and Ditzy Diamond. He was "Daring Diamond" or sometimes just called "Little Gem/Diamond". "Daddy Diamond" was never around, but his mom sometimes went on rants about him on camera. They rarely made it onto the channel though. Part of the reason the Diamonds moved so much is because of his dad's work, but the other part was because of how much information his mom would divulge and put her kids in danger. Cater's dad did his best to protect his kids from the consequences of her actions, but couldn't get ahead of them. Cater was the star of many of the videos, as he was the baby and everyone wanted to see more of him. He hated being made to do everything that his mom said, or repeating the actions a hundred times until he got it "perfect", but the comments of other parents telling him how much their kids loved him and whatnot was enough to keep him going. It's also why he's so attached to his phone now and a big part of why he just keeps up the facade. To be caught at a less than picture perfect moment or with a subpar reaction at this point scares him. Irrationally, he worries about his mothers reaction, and because he's never really been to school for long enough to make friends, he has to act the only way he knows how and hope that people keep liking the show he puts on. A lot of the videos were pretty fluffy, happy videos, but Ms. Diamond would do anything for views, and did put out videos of Cater sobbing over his dead pet, about him breaking his arm on his skateboard, and a lot of her "prank" videos that were mostly just endangering her kids or trying to prove her husband was cheating. (At one point she did a "slip and slide" in the kitchen and called Cater over to try some of her cookies. He couldn't have been more than five or six, so he came running in excited and ended up in urgent care. All the scars and marks he got from his moms wacked out ideas have been carefully hidden under makeup and magic for years now, but sometimes he doesnt have the energy to cover them up on his clones). Obviously, none of the Diamond kids were off very well, but when they were "too big to be cute anymore" his mom kind of let the channel die out and became a more severe alcoholic. However, when her channel started to pick up traction again years later, Ms. Diamond decided to keep her channel going with behind the scenes clips and telling stories about her kids while mildly tipsy. She didn't tell her kids she was going to do this, and now that they're all 18 and over they want to stop her, but don't want to cause more drama from her. Cater's bigger sister wants to take her to court for everything she's done, but Cater and his eldest sister just want to ignore it and sweep it under the rug like nothing is going on because it hurts too much to revisit the things they used to have to do. Cater's mom is...a BoyMom. Like she is Not Normal about her son to a creepy uncomfortable extent and Cater doesn't know how to deal with it, he mostly tries to break contact with her, but she is relentless and a master guilt tripper. He had been looking forward to his 18th birthday to officially disown her or put a restraining order on her, but never had the heart to actually do it, because...it is his mom, and family never abandons each other unless you want to be a piece of shit, right? (This is not serious, please, if you have family that doesn't treat you well don't be afraid to leave if you can)
#v talks#twst#twisted wonderland#twst hcs#twst headcanons#cater diamond#twst cater#my baby boy I'm sorry I do this to all my favourites#I can build on this more if you all Want but like. It'll involve my OC bc they're dating#like I could#fully infodump about Vizzie or something and tie everything together with a little bow#but I probably wont lmao#random hc's I probably overexplain#<- if you want the rest of them and in case I forget to make a masterlist for these....or get too lazy#abuse tw#tw abuse#random hcs i probably overexplain
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I have GOT to chill before I do something wild like fly to Europe. being an adult with money, a flexible job and fuck all else to do is dangerous
#like i COULD#is the thing#im just not sure i wanna do it alone...#like ill go anywhere in the usa alone (and i have lol)#but international travel is a lot#(id do london or Amsterdam fwiw)
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I haven’t written fan fiction since 2016, and I’ve deleted all previous works from when I was younger.
However (comma)
What if I start writing again and call myself Katyscribles ???
#thoughts?#like I could#I can’t spell to save my life tho#I should just stick to drawing#just my thoughts
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This is what it feels like trying not to start shipping with him btw
#like I could#but idk a lot about the source#he’s only in the one movie but yk#I’m talking abt Praetorian Jack btw#self shipper#self shipping community#self ship blog#self ship#self shipping#self ship community#f/o#fictional other
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i will miss living mere blocks from my dealer when we move
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I could have fixed Shera actually.
#I could have#give me those characters NOOOWWW#the way I’d make it for a niche group of like 5 people#me making a masterpiece with an existing IP#like I could#just give me permission boy#b0tstalks#shera#shera and the princesses of power
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I WANT TO GO BACK TO GALIZA
#i been here for less than a month it's time for the joke to end#i can't stand being around people who don't know the cultural Lore#they don't get my jokes it's like having to learn a whole new code for existing#people don't implicitly understand me here and it's so weird#i feel so removed#it's like I've been totally taken out of my context#im so lucky i live with two friends that are also for GZ because......#i don't think i could handle it if i didn't#like i COULD#bur it'd be so boring#i wouldn't be myself#my persona is culturally dependent
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I have this very niche need to write a Sims 4 Legacy Challenge based on ACOTAR characters/courts lol
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I never thought I would be so devastated from missing a book
#didn't get the signed book of bill in time before it was out of stock and FUCK man i wanted#alex's signature would be THE coolest thing i would have#but i want the 16 pages also so#I can't do anything#like i could#but i don't want to#i want the sign book with the 16 pages#not one or the other
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might have to skip my work christmas party on account of not wanting to go. x
#like I could#but also I could just stay home and be warm and not have to deal with people#what to do what to do#it’s giving scrooge
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like i could cut off all my hair
#like i could#i could fucking do it#i could just grab some scissors#i’m not gonan. probably#but i could#my post
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I'll info dump but while dinning because I may be mad but at least I'm polite
Please reblog if you vote!
#im a bit polite#just a tiny little bit#but like#if im gonna info dump so hard he'll want to throw himself off the tallest building he can find#the least i can do is invite him to a nice dinner#hopefully nice and not too expensive#like i could pay 100€ for his meal#but it would hurt and i would not eat anything at all#a water please#like i could#but that's insane#i can make that steak at home for half it's price thank u#im rambling#again#im always rambling#its kind of my thing
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
#icarus speaks#they were so cute 😭#i cannot emphasize how large the umbrella was compared to them#and the parents looked as happy as u could be while being rained on too#like it was clear they didn’t mind that much bc the kid was so happy#i love kids so much they’re so everything#containment breach
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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