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osamu has ALSO picked up english. how? he travelled to the U.S., so he already had a basic understanding of the language. y’know how they mainly have a few channels on hotel tvs? food network was one of them, and osamu really got into it, so he picked up lots of english from there.

he also has a fatass crush on giada on won’t shut the hell up about her

kenma picked up english from gaming. of course he isn’t FLUENT, but he’s pretty freakin good at it. he never studies it but always gets excellent grades in the class. sometimes, in conversation with his friends he lets english slang slip and everyone gives him strange looks.

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kenma picked up english from gaming. of course he isn’t FLUENT, but he’s pretty freakin good at it. he never studies it but always gets excellent grades in the class. sometimes, in conversation with his friends he lets english slang slip and everyone gives him strange looks.

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hey....hey...how y'all doin

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the two coaches blink expectantly at yahaba, who holds his phone in front of their faces. “if you had a daughter, who on the team would you not let her date?” he asks, pressing record.

“is that even a question?” irihata manages through laughter. “oikawa”

yahaba then approaches kunimi & kindaichi, who sit stretching on the floor of the gym, phone in hand.“if you had a daughter, who on the team would you not let her date?”

kunimi arches a brown in annoyance but answers anyway. “oikawa.” kindaichi nods, agreeing with little hesitation. “yeah, oikawa”.

mattsun & makki stand idly on the side of the court, watching in amusement as yahaba turns to them.

“if you had a daughter, who on the team would you not let her date?” he inquires, thrusting his phone forward and earning a thoughtful look from the pair. “A daughter- like, together?” makki hums, pointer finger gesturing between him and his friend. mattsun puts on a faux look of affection. “I’d love to have your daughter”.

“you guys are ruining the video! just answer the question! “ the underclassman seethes, pausing the recording and glaring as the two snicker at him. they give a moment to collect themselves before answering. “oikawa.” “yeah, obviously.”

iwaizumi attempts to swat the camera out of his face as he drinks from his water bottle, sending yahaba a scowl and a “knock it off.” through a shaky lense, yahaba asks anyway, making the ace pause. “none of you.” he pops the cap on his bottle. “but oikawa especially”

the culprit exits the locker room cluelessly, grinning and waving at the camera being pointed at him. “oikawa,” yahaba starts, struggling to hold back a smirk, “if you had a daughter, who on the team would you not let her date?”

the setter places his hands on his hips in thought, eyes flickering over the court. “I think I’d let my daughter date anyone who made her happy.” He concludes, face dropping as the gym erupts with laughter.

these tik toks are all over my fyp nd I just had to, it fit so well. i didn’t bother proofreading as I know it’s bad, just crack.

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currently feeling #brocken time to read kenma angst to feel better

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@ranpoism we matching fr

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akaashi is so handsome stop

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how do you make mutuals with other writers…

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yamaguchi has gotten a ticket for driving too slow

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milo ; she/her ; minor

mainly just typing out haikyuu thoughts that come into my head !!

dark content blogs, i’d prefer if you didn’t interact with me.

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gossiping w suna is probably so fucking fun like i just know he knows the dirt on EVERYBODYYYY

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OHBWOW MY ATSUMU POST IS GETTING A LOT MORR ATTENTION THAN I EXPECTED

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the feeling i get at the very thought of my irl friends finding this blog is harrowing

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atsumu is definitely a heavy sleeper and i mean HEAVY, this mf is on an entirely different plane of existence and trying to wake him up is hell. when you do wake him up don’t speak to him until after a good three minutes because atsumu can’t see you clearly, nor can he hear you. he might even fall back asleep.

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bro wtf happened to @miyachondria 😔💪