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[blood-loving-leech]

laughing my ass off that this episode of supernatural has dick roman spiking all the high fructose corn syrup in the country and sam and dean are freaking out about what to eat

meanwhile i’m fucking allergic to it dealing with it every day they’re like

“it’s in like… practically everything! how are we supposed to avoid it!”

good to see popular media characters get to know how i feel now

[wondrlez]

Regulus is turning when Sirius barks out a laugh. Or a scoff. Regulus find that he cannot tell, these days.

Regulus lifts his chin. “Something funny, brother?”

Sirius’ eyes narrow. “Yeah. You haven’t changed at all, Regulus.”

Barty’s grip is tight, punishing, finger in the crook of Regulus’ elbow—tap, tap, tap, we have to go. Regulus grips his wand tight. Not yet, he’s thinking. Seething. Barty tugs, just a little bit. Regulus’ heel drives backwards into Barty’s boot.

Sirius’ brood titters, shifts. Every movement grates. “Mate,” the Potter boy says warily.

Good, Regulus thinks viciously. Be fucking wary.

Lupin eyes him with derision. Regulus wants to scoff—or laugh. He’s spent five whole years thinking of Lupin as something less than, even before Regulus met him. He’s thought of the whole lot of them as less than, actually, for playing at brothers while Regulus is the real thing.

Something ugly curls in his chest.

[prettytm]

>.> So apparently I'm so tired in my head that I'm not reading things properly. So I'm sorry about anything I do that just doesn't make sense. My bad.

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[calcifershearts]

team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her