#like GOD.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

honestly "no good deed" makes perfect sense when you put it into context of everything elphaba's been through in the last 24 hours. like. went to go visit her sister and dad. found out her dad was dead and not only does her sister hate her now but she's become the dictator of their home and imprisoned everyone who lives there. tries to help her sister a little by giving her the ability to walk only for her sister to immediately try to kill a guy. elphaba saves his life by turning him into a walking statue. during all this she finds out both of her college crushes are marrying each other and decides to go see what's going on there. goes to the capitol and is almost pardoned by the fascist dictator until she finds out that her favorite schoolteacher has been tortured so bad he's no longer sapient. crush a then shows up and almost kills her, then reveals he's running away with her instead. and she's like. what. and they have to leave behind crush b who ALREADY has severe abandonment issues. this is all happening in front of the fascist dictator, who is also her birth father. she and crush a run off and have sex for the first time. she then sees a massive storm and realizes it's heading right for her sister. goes to check and make sure her sister's ok. her sister has been murdered and the murderer is a 6yo girl who was given the family heirloom shoes by crush b. elphaba and crush b get into a fistfight, elphaba is almost arrested and murdered but crush a frees her and gets killed instead. like no wonder she fucking snapped, i would've cracked like eight hours prior

[bpdohwhatajoy]

he was so beyond real for this

[weird-fact-collection]

Content warning: suicide, major-ish spoilers for Disco Elysium

One thing I've never seen other disco elysium fans talk about is the fact that Ruby can kill herself if you fail the rhetoric check to decide to let her go. And you get this fucking dialogue.

If you've internalized Finger on the Eject Button you can also get:

Like, out of all the moments in the game, this one -- when I failed the check and she died -- this was the one that left me the most emotionally distraught. I put down the game and worked on other things for the rest of the night because I couldn't just go to sleep after that.

It was probably also the first time I used Fayde too, because I really wanted to know what the alternative outcome was. And it's similarly fascinating:

The linchpin of the actual case of Disco Elysium is ultimately that Klaasje (and Ruby) decided to stage a lynching rather than call the cops due to desperation, because if they did, Klaasje would end up facing the Moralintern. Ruby fled due to desperation after Klaasje called the cops anyway. Like, the fact that Klaasje can be arrested and Ruby can die seem to me to be the most damning critiques of policing to be found in the game. Punishment under retributive justice is so world-ending that staging a lynching is preferable to finding the killer, that death is preferable to facing it.

[grossillygirl]

Its not that i dont want sexual stuff i just think i deserve so much more. I deserve ROMANCE, i deserve a gentleman and someone who understands what it means for our skin to touch. I deserve poems and forehead kisses and to be looked at with soft, kind eyes.

[imminent-danger-came]

Sun Wukong: "In order to have full control of your powers you need self-confidence!" MK: "I got self-confidence!" Sun Wukong: "Nope! You're just loud. The only way to get self confidence is-" MK: "-Fake it till I make it?"

(1x01 Bad Weather)

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Curse MK: "Nice hero speech bud! But I know better. Deep in you're hearts, you don't believe a word of that." Mei: "Yeah! Well, we're pretty good at fakin' it till we makin' it so you better takin' it son!"

(4x07 Pitiful Creatures)

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Fakin' it till you make it!

[sarenhale]

Fucking hell. Fucking shit man

[chrono-art]

Hajime damemaru as that guy from that nimona movie because @autismraptor on Twitter said that damemaru looks like him and I laugh so hard every time he comes on my fyp

[cute-as-buttons-moved]

Scary's entering the y-axis and the "find out" phase with willy🥰

[mcondance]

hiii to the anons who sent the miguel + period head and the hobie + high sex messages.. i’m keeping them.. y’all done inspired me… come back n tell me more i like how y’all think…

[swiftiesforpeeta]

how to pretend remus didn’t watch sirius die less than 2 years after he got him back

[yuukei-yikes]

ayano's flirting is painful. that whiny voice she makes. you know the one. sheeeeeesh shintaroooo you only think of yourself...!!!! YOU KNOW THAT THING SHE DOES??? PAINFUL

[angelsaxis]

I hate when some white wlw is like "omg this person is SO hot" and it's literally some skinny blonde butch in flannel

[fellhellion]

feeling mentally ill about the fact you can see evidence of more spideys than just peter b when miguel’s alt universe collapses (you can see people getting webbed away/figure swinging around in the background of a particular shot). like, they all tried so hard to save people as that world was collapsing around them and they still couldn’t stop it. no wonder everyone is lost to the terminal terror-despair vortex.  

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this