#like Emily and Antonio broke this

[rosalinesurvived]

Rewatching Samurai and I stg I think it would’ve been so much more of a cooler concept if it focused on the generational impact of the Power being passed down through the families? We saw a bit of it with Lauren and Jayden, it’s implied that their mildly too-hinged, reserved personalities comes from their lives being shaped around being the Red Ranger Alone, and later on with Antonio breaking this system, but the broader show of how these Rangers’ entire lives were expected to be trained for the slaughter?

[afaimsarrowverse]

250(ish) Favorite Arrowverse Episodes: Part 5: 150-126

Picked from „Arrow“, „Black Lightning“, „Supergirl“, „Legends of Tomorrow“, „The Flash“, „Barwoman“ Season 1+2 and „Superman & Lois“ Season 1+2. I did consider kicking „Superman & Lois“ of this list, but since it pretended to be part of the Arrowverse for its first two seasons I left it on here.

 150. Man of Steel (Superman & Lois 1x7)

7, Written by: Jai Jamison, Directed by: David Ramsey

 "Like I said, I'm here to save the world. You see, Kal-El, you're not the Man of Steel. I am."

 149. Welcome to Hong Kong (Arrow 8x2)

162, Written by: Jill Blankenship, Sarak Tarkoff, Directed by: Antonio Negret

 "Because if I'm wrong, then all of this is for nothing. Do you understand Tatsu? I left Felicity. I left my children, so if the Monitor can't fix this and if he's not here to help, then all these things I have sacrificed and all the things that so many people have sacrificed will have been for nothing."

 148. Daddy Darhkest (Legends of Tomororw 3x10)

43, Written by: Keto Shimizu, Matthew Maala, Directed by: Dermott Downs

 "I broke into the looney bin to perform an exorcism. And while I was at it, that demon called your name. Said you'd soon be slipping into the dark. And I figured if Emily's demon knows you on a first name basis, you might know something that can help me save you both."

 147. Fastest Man Alive (The Flash 1x2)

2, Written by: Greg Berlanti, Andrew Kreisberg, Geoff Johns, Directed by: David Nutter

 "Every kid dreams of being a superhero. Having powers. Saving people. But no kid thinks about what it's like when you're a hero and you're not saving people. Truth is... not much else changes. You still hurt. You still love. You still wish and hope and fear things. And you still need people to help you with all of it. In some ways, that's the best part."

 146. Invasion! (1) (The Flash 3x8)

54, Written by: Greg Berlanti, Andrew Kreisberg, Aaron and Todd Helbing, Directed by: Dermott Downs

 "They're aliens, and there's only four of you." "Not if we get Stein and, you know, all the others." "They're calling themselves the Legends." "Egotistical but catchy."

 145. Invasion! (3) (Legends of Tomorrow 2x7)

23, Written by: Greg Berlanti, Phil Klemmer, Marc Guggenheim, Directed by: Gregory Smith

 "That's what you've all proven here. Meta-humans or not, superpowers or not... you are Earth's mightiest heroes."

 144. Broken Dolls (Arrow 2x3)

26, Written by: Marc Guggenheim, Keto Shimizu, Directed by: Glen Winter

 "After all, everybody loves a pretty doll."

 143. Star-Crossed (Supergirl 2x16)

36, Written by: Katie Rose Rogers, Jess Kardos, Directed by: John Medlen

 "Hail Mon-El, Prince of Daxam."

 142. Compromised (Legends of Tomorrow 2x5)

21, Written by: Keto Shimizu, Grainne Godfree, Directed by: David Geddes

 "Oh, woman of mystery. I know that look in your eye, though. That's the look of someone that I've taken everything from." "Not everything. You haven't taken my soul, which I've already lost and I'm not eager to do again. "

 141. Painkiller (Black Lightning 4x7)

52, Written by: Salim Akil, Directed by: Bille Woodruff

 "There's no such thing as coincidence."

 140. The Nuclear Man / Fallout (The Flash 1x13/1x14)

13/14, Written by: Andrew Kreisberg, Katherine Walczak; Keto Shimizu, Ben Sokolowski Directed by: Glen Winter, Steve Surjik

 "He's not even Ronnie anymore... he's Martin Stein walking around in Ronnie's body..."

 "I believe in second chances. You'll get yours."

 139. A Mad Tea-Party (Batwoman 1x8)

8, Written by: Nancy Kiu, Directed by: Holly Dale

 "We all make choices, Bruce. I chose hope. And I chose to believe Beth was still alive. I chose to save my sister from the monster she's become, but by making that choice, I lost my entire family a second time, and now the only thing I'm left with is the awful truth that Alice was right. Beth is gone."

 138. A Brief Reminiscene In-Between Cataclysmic Events (Superman & Lois 1x11)

11, Written by: Brent Fletcher, Directed by: Greogry Smith

 "I kept this secret from everyone for so long, and now I know why. It's for you. So we could have this life together. There's no one I would rather share it with."

 137. League of Assassins (Arrow 2x5)

28, Written by: Jake Coburn, Drew Z. Greenberg, Directed by: Wendey Stanzler

 "There were things I that I did; things that I had to do to survive. Things that there's no forgiveness for."

"Well, that's the thing about forgiveness—you can't get it until you ask for it."

 136. O come ye all Thankful (The Flash 5x7)

99, Written by: Jonathan Butler, Gabriel Garcia, Directed by: Sarah Boyd

 "Not exactly. Look, when I ran into that storm, I was thinking that I want to save everyone, but the person I was thinking about the most... was you."

"Me?" "Yeah, I don't choose being the Flash over being with my family. I'm the Flash for my family. And I don't have to run to the future to understand why I sacrifice myself. I do it to save you. And your mom. All the people I love."

 135. Mr. and Mrs Mxyzptlk (Supergirl 2x13)

33, Written by: Jessica Queller, Sterling Gates, Directed by: Stefan Pleszczynski

"Kara, sweetest, like I said, I'm your one true love, your soulmate, your one true pairing, as the kids say. My name is Mxyzptlk and I love you, Kara Zor-El."

"Uh..." "Tell me, will you marry me?"

 134. Hey, World (Legends of Tomorrow 4x16)

67, Written by: Phil Klemmer, Keto Simizu, Directed by: Kevin Mock

"I know how infuriating humans can be. They have a hard time seeing past their own noses, don't they? But they can change if you help them to look deeper. And if they see the amount of good that you lot are capable of, then maybe... maybe they'll believe in you even when you doubt yourself."

133. The Present (The Flash 3x9)

55, Written by: Aaron and Todd Helbing, Lauren Certo, Directed by: Rachel Talalay

 "You can't worry about what may or may not lie ahead. Besides, it's Christmas; a time to be with the ones you care about."

 132. The Book of War: Chapter Three: Liberartion (Black Lightning 3x16)

45, Written by: Charles D. Holland, Directed by: Salim Akil

 „ I'm 100 years old.§

„ Maybe that's why you're so negative and grouchy.“

 131. The Book Markovia: Chapter Three (Black Lightning 3x12)

41, Written by: Adam Giaudrone, Lynelle White, Directed by: Bille Woodruff

 „Careful, or someone might mistake you for having compassion.“

„No, I don't foresee that being a problem.“

 130. I’ll give you a Clue (Batwoman 2x13)

33, Written by: Caroline Dries, Natalie Abrams, Directed by: Marshall Virtue

 "Do you know why it's called beginner's luck? I'll give you a clue. It's because it's unexpected and because it doesn't last." "As far as I'm concerned, it'll last for 13 life sentences." "I love puzzles, but yours, rookie Crow, is missing a few pieces. How did you solve Cluemaster's riddle?

 129. It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to (The Flash 9x9)

180, Written by: Sam Chalsen, Emily Palizzi, Directed by: Danielle Panabaker

 "Do you think I'm... I'm doing enough... with my powers, with my time here?"

"Well, Barry, you tell me. Do you give people hope? Are you moving through your city like a... guardian angel? Do you make a difference? That bolt of lightning chose you. Don't ever forget it."

 128. Who is Harrison Wells? (The Flash 1x19)

19, Written by: Ray Utarnachitt, Cortney Norris, Directed by: Wendey Stanzler

 "If this is Dr. Wells, then who have we been working for this whole time?" "Dr. McGee said that after the accident, Wells became a completely different person. It's because he is a different person."

 127. Medusa (Supergirl 2x8)

28, Written by: Jessica Queller, Derek Simon, Directed by: Stefan Pleszczynski

 "In the event of an invasion, Medusa could be deployed to kill alien combatants while keeping our civilians and infrastructure safe from harm."

 126. Lies that bind (Superman & Lois 2x12)

27, Written by: Rina Mimoun, Directed by: David Mahmoudieh

„Look, he's a sociopath.“

„ There's no need for name-calling.“

[theorangerangers]

What If: Antonio Garcia

What if Antonio met Lauren while he was training to help Jayden?

After leaving panorama island Antonio and his father they move to a costal town near the woods where Antonio takes octo Zord with him to try and train himself to be a samurai ranger when he finds a strange building that looked oddly like the Shiba house back home

He meets a girl training there named Lauren. And they become fast friends. When he asks if she has any siblings she lies and says she has a cousin named Jayden which makes Antonio very excited and tells her everything he and Jayden used to do together and then she shows her octo

She tells Antonio she’s the back up in case anything happens to Jayden

Lauren’s teacher eventually caved to let Antonio hang around and tells Lauren that teaching him may help her leadership skills as well as deepen her own understanding of the Marshall arts

Antonio grows to be Lauren’s second brother and trains as hard as she does to prepare for the nighlock

When Antonio makes his grand entrance it’s a bit more subtle due to all the time he spent with Lauren and how he knows how sheltered kids might not take too well at the arrows being shot at them

Gi and Jayden both noticed how similar Antonio’s fighting style despite being an underhanded technique is to the Shiba family style but Antonio was told not to tell them about Lauren so he lies and says he’s self taught

Most things remain the same until Lauren shows up and Jayden introduces her as his older sister and the real red samurai ranger

In this timeline there’s an actual reason why tensions in the team start getting really high during the final battles because it comes to light Lauren lied to Antonio and Antonio lied to everybody else

 The final battle happens like it does in the show but at the end rather than having the peaceful return to their normal lives Antonio Lauren and Jayden stay at the Shiba house to basically straighten out all the stories that they’ve been telling each other and try and mend what they broke

Antonio has serious thoughts about not returning due to the lies that we’re told and how it could have put everyone in danger. Jayden feels betrayed that his best friend knew his deepest secrets and chose to let him suffer alone with it. Lauren is upset with Antonio for going against her after he had basically spent their whole childhood listening to her

Antonio is like a little brother to her but he isn’t a child like when they first met he’s not 7 and she’s not 16 anymore and he has to make his own choices they are 16 and 25 now

Lauren knows very well at 16 she was not ready for rangerhood and she projects it on the rest of her team since Emily is 15, Jayden and Antonio are 16, Kevin is 17, and Mia is 18. She remembers how small her brother was last time she saw him and how young Antonio still is and this gap tends to be the catalyst for most of her and Antonio’s arguments growing up but Jayden adds a new element to it

Lauren and Antonio make up in the way siblings do in that they just stop arguing and Antonio offers some food but Jayden doesn’t quite understand the sibling/best friend dynamics since this wasn’t a part of his childhood and it feels like theyre just ignoring it

They will wear Jayden down eventually

[amberbeach]

'WOUNDED'

gif belongs to me

You looked up from where you were recovering from the blast, glancing at Mike and Emily who had also been taken down. You watched as Jayden and Antonio were blasted a few feet away before Kevin landed in front of them, all three groaning in pain.

You knew the Nighlok had another trick up its sleeve and used your sword to get to your feet, darting forward, taking the hit that was meant for the three men.

"No!" Kevin cried out when he saw your body fall, your suit disappearing as you hit the ground. The world around him disappeared as he crawled towards you, turning you onto your back. "Y/N?" He would admit that he panicked when he saw your eyes were closed. "Y/N!"

Just as Jayden got to his feet to fight, the Nighlok disappeared through a crack in the ground and the group rushed over to check on you. Kevin was frozen until he was able to look up at the team, in shock. "She isn't waking up."

"We should bring her to Ji. He'll know what to do." Jayden said, putting a hand on Kevin's shoulder as he cradled you on his lap.

No one had to ask. Although you and Kevin never let your relationship affect your duties as a Ranger or talk about it, everyone knew that you were in love with each other. You spent most of your time training and Kevin felt as if the world had turned upside down, as he was the one who pulled you away to take a break. But now the world really was turned upside down. His world.

Kevin stared, arms crossed, as you slept while Ji explained the extent of your injuries. Kevin felt guilty as he knew you had done it to protect Jayden and Antonio, and him as well.

He walked out and Ji sighed, knowing Kevin especially was affected by your current state. Kevin felt as if his chest was getting tighter with each step he took to the training room. He delivered a rough punch to the punching bag and held it to stop it from swaying.

This was all his fault. If he was stronger, better, then this wouldn't have happened.

Kevin isolated himself for most of the day, avoiding the one place he needed to be, where he wanted to be. But the sight of you, unmoving, broke his heart.

He skipped dinner and finally took a seat by your bedside, taking hold of your hand. "Wake up." He rested his forehead on your joined hands, "Please, wake up."

A few minutes later Kevin heard footsteps and didn't need to lift his head to know it was Mia who had entered.

"I told her I didn't want anyone to know. We were dating and I told her I didn't want everyone knowing." Kevin began.

"I'm sure you had your reasons." Mia slowly sat beside him. "And I'm sure she understood."

"Maybe. All I can think about is the time I've wasted. And I'd give anything to have it back." Kevin said softly.

Mia placed her hands on his shoulder, "Y/N did what any of us would've done. If she hadn't it would be you, Antonio, and Jayden in these beds, and not her. She saved three people, people that she cared about."

"I just want her to open her eyes and give one of her optimistic speeches. I just want her to be okay."

Mia smiled softly, "She will be."

She squeezed his shoulder before leaving Kevin to his thoughts. He fell asleep in the uncomfortable chair, his head on your hips.

For three days he remained by your side, refusing to move unless Ji was checking up on your injuries. He always fell asleep with his head on your hips, his hand holding yours, refusing to let go.

You woke up in the early hours of the morning and as you got your bearings, taking comfort in your surroundings, you looked at the source of the weight on your hips. A smile on your lips when you saw it was Kevin. And judging by his clothes he hadn't changed yet.

You lifted your hand, placing it on the back of his head, causing him to stir. "Kevin?".

His head shot up and a wide smile formed on his lips when he realized you were awake. "Hi," He whispered, moving closer. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm fine." You assured him. You looked at your joined hands with a smile, "Have you been here the whole time?"

He nodded. "I only left when the Nighlok returned."

"Are you okay?" You asked.

"You've been unconscious for three days and you're asking if I'm okay?" Kevin shook his head, "I'm the last thing you need to worry about."

"Well, you're the first." You replied.

He closed his eyes when you placed a hand on his cheek, covering your hand with his hand, feeling his eyes burn from your touch. Something he was starting to believe he would never feel again.

There was a light knock on the door and you smiled when Emily poked her head inside. "Can we..."

Kevin nodded and you were surprised when he held your hand, as the team piled in. You smiled as Emily hugged you and thanked Mia when she handed you some water.

After catching up on everything that happened while you were unconscious, the team left you and Kevin alone, knowing that was what you both needed.

You moved over and patted the space you had made. Kevin laid beside you, wrapping his arms around you as you cuddled into his chest.

You knew you would be out of action until you were fully healed, but if you could spend every moment like this, then you wouldn't mind. But you knew that would never happen. Any second another Nighlok monster could be released, and he would have to go.

He played with your hair, pressing a kiss to your temple. "I love you." He whispered.

"I love you too."

[salsdemise]

idv body headcanobs...

Anon I have no idea what you meant by this lmao/nm

So i just went with their body types, like height and stuff.

Theres not all of them, only some lol (Luca, Andrew, Kevin, Emma, Emily, Antonio)

so sorry if these suck

word count: 800

Luca:

-He’s like 5’7, pretty lanky build?

-not too tall, not too skinny, more leg muscle than anything because, come on they ALL run like hell when a hunter is after them lmao

-I feel like he’s got a few scars on him from getting hit by hunters, maybe some more than others because he gets caught more often?

-little bit of arm muscle from hauling himself over walls and knocking some kinda heavy palettes over

-has definitely bitten through his lip a few times. Snaggle tooth n all, he’s fallen and had an accident once or twice

-as for his eye, you know the one that looks bruised, it keeps getting bruised, it’s not a long lasting one time bruise.

-He keeps getting hit by a hunter and they end up hitting him in the eye sometimes

-very steady person, steady hands when working/decoding, agile.

-not very warm or cold honestly, he’s the neutral.

Andrew:

-oh boy I haven’t thought or talked about Andrew in forever uh

-he’s tall. Like 6’8-6’9, not that tall really.

-he’s skinny, pale, sickly, as the wiki describes it.

-I feel like hes kinda shaky? Like almost all the time?

-forever a cold person. He’s cold to the touch.

-flinchy, doesn’t really like to be touched at all

-skinny, as mentioned above, but hes got some muscle under all those clothes i swear.

-he has to to dig that fucking quickly underground

-slouches a fuck ton to seem less intimidating(trust me being as tall as he is, people LOOK)

-pretty clumsy when vaulting , has def hit himself with a palette a few times

-he’s good on the red church map because I feel like he’s more familliar with that over all the other maps lol

Kevin:

-Probably about 5’10

-the most built out of everyone because he literally carries his teammates and BOLTS while doing so -he’s fuckig fast too-

-tan, probably has some weird tan lines somewhere

-def has a few bruises from his teammates hitting his body weirdly when he grabs them.

-once his leg gave out while he was in a match and carrying emma and he fell weirdly and she landed on him and his leg broke and some of emma’s tools jabbed him.

-has marks(scars, bruises) from the ox kicking him that one time.

- warm person, like a space heater sometimes. Doesn’t bug him but the other survivors are a little bothered.

(jake sent me a pic of cowboyboot rollerskates while i was writing this and im now adding, kevin wore these during a match once and got so fucking hurt, joseph pittied him and dropped him in the dungeon)

Emily: -5’6 and agile.

-generally a light woman, still strong enough to vault and knock over some heavy pallets though

-she’s a very serious person when it comes to matches, so theres no room for error

-steady hands when healing, messes up a little when decoding sometimes.

-I feel like she’s got cooler hands but the rest of her is like?? Room temp??yk?

-has a lot of thigh muscle from crouching down to heal herself and teammates

-has probably handled her needle wrong and stabbed herself a few times. Small or larger scars from how fast/what direction it was taken out lol

-her fingers are calloused from accidentally pricking herself so many times. Thats why she wears gloves.

-has lost a shoe on the sacred hearts hospital map and cut her food open.

Emma:

-def a little more roughed up than some of the others

-she’s like 5’9

-pretty strong, she does carry that tool box around a lot. And that time she,,yk,, carried that suitcase and that, probably pretty heavy, scarecrow on fire to distract leo.

-really fucking fast, she’s a kiter after all.

-has tripped a fair few times, has indeed eaten dirt.

-when i said she was a little more beaten up I meant it, she’s a kiter and hunters go for her so often

-vaults like a pro, keeps running right after

-has scars on her arms from moving wrong while taking apart the chairs

-I don’t have much sorry

Antonio: -HES LITERALLY FUCKING FALLING APART HELP

-he’s like 6’9 too

-once lost an arm during a match it was terrifying

-stumbling around most of the match

-isn’t he like...dead?

-well he’s fucking flexible so a lot of the people at the manor think he is

-he’s dead cold. Literally freezing

-fingers are also calloused because he plays the violin

-HE’S LITERALLY DEAD HELP

-He’s stepped on his hair before and his neck just kinda...bent

[gotllieb]

@aemiliiu​ said: owo

      “ Is there any reason why you’re staring at me like this? ” He pondered if Emily knew—or believed she knew—who he falsely was. Avenger’s frown deepened when he broke eye contact with her, feeling quite discomforted by her prolonged staring. Out of that discomfort, he adjusted his red cravat and breathed in steadily. His lips then curled in a small, toothy grin whilst eyes narrowing, “ Ah, are you curious about those rumors, perhaps? How Antonio Salieri was the culprit behind Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s death? The truth behind the mysterious figure who approached him that one night to commission? Fufu...stop staring at me.  ”

[koganphrancis]

WE ARE FINALLY, TRULY CAMLESS!

Season 9 Episode 6 Recap

First and foremost, I want to single out Noel Fisher for being a truly class act and returning to this demon show to give fans what happiness he could-the ONLY happiness a lot of fans have found here, myself included, in a very long time.

Next a serious piece of appreciation to Cameron Monaghan.  I know he worked hard on what little they gave him to do in the past few years, and I’m thankful he had Gotham to work on to actually use his talent while mired down in the stinky swamp this show has become.  In another actor’s hands, I don’t know that Gallavich would’ve been as captivating as it was-without Noel I know it wouldn’t have been, but Cam does deserve credit for bringing the other half of the couple to life-when they were on screen together, they had an undeniable magic happening.

Finally to any of the “fans” that are thinking or posting that we got this actually pretty shitty prison endgame because people pestered the show producers, writers, and actors too much to “bring Mickey back” may I please direct you to watch the early episode (I believe it was in Season 1, but certainly no later than S2) where Lip tells Ian prison must be a gay man’s dream with all the tattoos and unlimited sex partners.  THAT is John Wells’ perception of gay men and it has been since long before he even thought of breaking Ian and Mickey up, let alone bringing Mickey back.  

Personally I’m supremely disappointed this gay couple, like so many others, did not get a free and truly happy ending in canon, even though my friends know I predicted this could very well be all we got in the end.  FFS it’s the year twenty gayteen-couldn’t ONE iconic gay couple be given a nice, normal happy ending?  John Wells is a fucking dinosaur.  He needs to go to a sensitivity training camp run by Dan Levy, Emily Andras, and Ryan Murphy.  

Anyway-my last recap (baring a miracle) of this shit show is under the cut

(screen cap credit: justmikhailothings)

This episode was brought to us by White Castle.  I’d like to think they gave every dime they got from them to pay Noel, but I’m sure it went to the other “big name” guest stars.

Also the show was (disappointingly) written by Nancy “Ratfucker” Pimental, so you know it’s gonna be bad.

The show begins with Ian putting his stuff away up in the attic and claiming he wants to eat a shitload of White Castle.  Sure, whatever.  Everyone is trying to offer ideas of what they should all do on his last day of freedom, but suddenly THIS Ian is talking and making decisions for himself.  WHERE HAS HE BEEN THE PAST 4 SEASONS?  He only appears when Mickey’s about...

Debbie offers to bring him to a gay bar to “get laid” (flashing back to Monica in S3, ugh-it was a bad idea then, it’s a bad idea now), Ian says, “Pretty sure I’ll get laid a lot in prison.”  He says it with a grim expression, but considering how they end the show/who his cellmate is, he should be so lucky.  

Frank pretty much ignores Ian in the scene, and they certainly don’t interact.  Frank recommends Ian should read James Joyce’s Ulysses in prison, but other than the fact that it’s by an Irish writer and it’s extremely long and dense to get through (aka it’ll take Ian some time to do it), I don’t know if there’s any significance to his suggesting it.  

This scene with just a throwaway send off from Macy seems to be in line with John Wells’ vision to have the series fade away with the characters going about their daily lives rather than end, but I really think both Cam and WHM were screwed out of not having a final scene together with just the two of them.  Their comedy timing was always the best out of Macy and all the Gallagher kids.  The lack of respect is just astounding-especially since the show wasted so much time on rando actors/characters we’re never going to see again.

The rest of Frank’s story this week takes place with Liam in tow again and it’s just dumb and boring.

The next scene shows Fiona and Bored looking at an apartment-they’re going to move in together (why?  And when was this decided?  Not that I care, but they could’ve cut a scene of them bickering to show a scene where they arrived at a decision together for once).  It makes absolutely no sense-they have Fiona’s whole place to themselves, why waste $3000 a month living in some other apartment all to themselves?  Just because it has two bathrooms?  Do they shit that much?

And then, ooh, bad news for Fiona-her business partners require her to kick in another 25 grand or their investment will be dead in the water.  I still don’t know how she went from having $50K to invest to $100K, so this new twist is just more bullshit that I can’t care about.  

Then there’s a scene where we have to see Carl’s new girlfriend’s head in Ian’s lap.  WTF.  We need to see Mickey’s head there-or better yet, Ian using Mickey’s perfect thighs as a pillow.  

There’s a couple of boring, unfunny bits of the nun and then the priest (is it supposed to be hilarious that the dad from Full House is spewing out sex scenario names Nancy must’ve googled?) from Kev and Vee’s kids’ preschool with a dildo.  Seriously, Nance, not even close to funny, probably time to put yourself out to pasture, old girl.  This show has used dildos as a sight gag so many times at this point there’s just nothing more to do with them except maybe shove them up the writers’ asses.

Lip’s storyline this week is something out of very, very bad fan fiction: A movie star comes to their house!  Cuz, that happens, okay?  I’m sure studios and billion dollar make up companies don’t run any kind of background check on people they hire to babysit their clients-why would they?  It’s not like a crazed fan would rape/maim/kill the object of their obsession or anything.  ANYONE can be a star minder for one day, surely.  

BORING ALERT: Lip has a couple more running scenes this week, because no one got enough of that last episode.  This week the least they could’ve done was play the Friends theme song over the endless footage where he’s chasing Courtney Cox around on location in Chicago.  

While watching, I was wondering if Courtney’s role was written for her or they just settled for her when Roseanne Barr was suddenly unavailable-the stuff they had her say and do (except for the sprinting) seemed like it was written for a more jaded motherly type-but I’m jumping ahead.  Since we DID get CC, here’s a couple of stray observations.  1. She looks like a rich man’s Emmy Rossum, and 2. was part of the purpose of her storyline to throw shade at Jennifer Aniston?  Her character is named Jen Wagner, and there’s this whole dumb thing where Nancy’s trying to make, “Face it, you’re gorgeous” happen as her make up commercials’ tag line-which was reminiscent of Aniston’s ads for L’Oreal that stated “I’m/you’re worth it”.  

Meanwhile, after Fi gets the devastating news that she needs to come up with more money she tries to get out of taking the new apartment with Bored by lying to him and telling him she smelled mold there-HE RESTORES OLD HOUSES/BUILDINGS FOR A LIVING why does Nancy think that was a clever lie for Fiona to come up with?  How stupid is Fi supposed to be?

Back at the Gallaghers, Ian is practicing self defense moves with Carl and Kelly to prevent someone from raping him at knife point.  Everyone’s flipping each other in these scenes and it just felt like they wanted to give their stunt coordinator (and Cam’s double) a lot of (boring) shit to do this week...Ian’s final scenes being played out with this meaningless newbie (who Carl will probably wind up killing or dumping or both) made me very sad.  I guess maybe it was to build dramatic tension for when Ian’s in his cell later and the door slides open before he turns around.  But it’s lame because the scenes play like he’s JUST realizing prison’s rapey.  

Someone knocks at the door-my heart started racing but it wasn’t Mickey.  A guy who wasn’t in the jail scenes tells Ian Joselito sent him.  Ian starts asking him about the guys he was in county lock up with-WHO CARES.  The guy tells him the couple he’s asking about broke up when one of them got out and Nancy throws in a line about long distance relationships not working.  Joselito sent this Antonio guy to give Ian an “in-depth safety orientation about Beckman Correctional” before they send him up.   

Antonio draws Ian a map of the facility and tells him the areas to avoid, then draws a big circle with Mickey Mouse ears on it and tells him that’s “Disneyland” and he can get all good things there-smooth blowies, weed, Snickers...I’m sure ol’ Nancy thought she was being clever, but it just took me out of the scene hearing Antonio say “Disney” at least three times-reminded me of Cam’s publicity stunt “coming out date” there last year.  

Fi comes in and asks if anyone has any money (shades of S4 when Ian gave her his Fairy Tail tips) and that she needs 25 grand.  She’s so stupid.  And she’s honestly that out of touch with the family that she thinks maybe one of them has thousands of dollars they could give her?  (although, if she had only gotten to Lip before he tried to buy Xan...)

Fiona tells Ian, “Don’t forget, I’m driving you to prison tomorrow.”  And that’s the last time they see each other.  So much for family, eh, Nance?

A huge time waster of a scene where Kev and Vee pack up all their sex toys and then another drawn out scene of them throwing the stuff off a bridge happen.  Seriously, these are Cameron’s final moments on this shit show-they couldn’t think of anything for him to do?  This was all screen time Cam and Noel could have had, SHOULD have had!

I have to recap this next bit because it was beyond belief unrealistic-Frank steals a bicycle and goes following Katey Sagal and her ex-husband when they leave the hospital in an Audi-and Frank manages to keep up with them all the way to their nice neighborhood that must be some distance away since it was daylight when they left and dark when they get to their door.  Frank.  On a bicycle.  Kept up.  YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB FUCK, NANCY.

Then there’s more White Castle with the money shot of the food and packaging all over the Gallagher kitchen table.  Courtney gets to make a bulimia joke Nancy wrote into the scene.  Hope you weren’t looking for a Guest Starring Emmy, CC.  

Ian tells a “Carl story” about him puncturing his scrotum (on purpose) with a screwdriver when he was a kid.  Carl must have the most mangled dick and scrotum on the planet between his several botched circumcisions and now this.  Kelly asks him if that’s why he has “that scar”.  You know what, Nance?  While some people do in fact find scars sexy, self inflicted ones on scrotums don’t make that list.  

Debbie comes in, recognizes “the chick from the make up ads” having dinner with them.  I’m sorry-having WHITE CASTLE with them.  Now everyone else sees it too, and Kelly insists that CC says “the” line that Nancy made up to make happen-why do they keep trying to make meaningless things A Thing?  

After dinner, Jen is giving Ian advice about prison: “Find a hobby, it makes time go so much faster.”  Ian asks, “Did you learn that from one of your movies?” and she says she did 48 hours for DUI (hey, just like Ethan, Nancy!).  Jen really needed to get into making TP paper mache to get through 2 days?  

Debbie, desperate to make shit about her says, “Maybe I should go to prison too.  It seems like the only way I’ll find a real relationship.”  WHY are they acting like Ian’s going away on a single’s cruise?

Jen says to Debs that’s not true and Debbie says it is, that she’s unlucky in love (when the fuck has she ever been “in love”?)...”men, women...”  

Jen tells her she’s a special woman (how the fuck does she know?) and that she doesn’t want just anyone, she wants somebody “who gets you” and then for the second time in two weeks an older woman, without determining if Debbie is of age, pulls her into a kiss and the others (Ian, Lip, Carl, Kelly) stare like, “WTF?”  The kiss ends and Debbie looks all amazed like she did after the Mel kiss, but then Jen looks at everyone and says, “I played a lesbian once in a movie.”  And that’s what your research into that role led you to believe lesbians do?  Kiss random teens when they’re whining?  Lip starts the “Face it” line and everyone else chips in with “you’re gorgeous” and everyone laughs and I don’t get why it’s funny or even why it’s supposed to be funny.  Seemed like they were trying to drive home the point that ACTORS only PLAY gay characters, but no matter how convincing they seem, they are in reality the much more “preferable” heterosexuals we can feel safe with and really want them to be.  Fuck you, Shameless.

Also, Courtney/Jen is three times older than Debbie-CC is 54 irl and Debs is forever 17 now, so more Kash vibes for anyone who was missing those.  Also perpetuates the writer room’s fantasy that hot young actors would find middle and past middle age folks suitable sex partners.

Fi goes to Patsy’s Pies and there’s another hysterically lame scene where she opens the office safe and is counting out money-I don’t know how much a place like Patsy’s rakes in (or keeps in their safe) but I would think it would take a long time to accumulate 25K in CASH in this day and age of debit and credit cards.  She abandons that bad idea and winds up going down to the docks and drinking with a Patsy’s employee and reciting all her “mo money” problems while he counters with the facts that his car’s been repossessed and that he and his moms are being evicted from the projects.  Then the guy kisses drunk Fi but she tells him she has a boyfriend and that she has to apologize for lying to him (although, really, the underlying implication is she has to apologizing for never seeing that he’s always right about her being a dumb woman who has no head for business decisions).  

Lip and Ian have their last one on one scene.  After the movie star mom for a day leaves, Ian’s fake smoking on the front steps and Lip joins him.  Lip gives him money for his commissary account and Ian says, “I’ll pay you back,” (but not thank you) and Lip says, “No you won’t,” and I’m at home saying, “Lip, why are you being such a dick?”  Ian goes to hand him the lit cigarette, but pulls it away when Lip reaches for it, but then gives it to him and rubs his shoulder.  I guess this is supposed to signal to us that they’ve said everything that’s needed to be said?  Except we’ve been watching and we know Lip is supposed to be a mouthy motherfucker and in the old days they would’ve had actual conversations that they DID NOT have at all-all their conversations this season have been short and awkward.  Ian’s been made into a fucking mute now, even in these final moments.

Their last scene should’ve been in their room, in their beds-Ian can’t sleep and they talk things out in the dark like the brothers they used to be, but no.  Can’t have that.  

The Fiona drama finding out Bored has a wife, kid, and house and then drunkenly smashing up her leased vehicle is so “bad soap opera” I can’t believe this show is still on the air.  If we were supposed to cry for Fiona as her make up  and fake blood ran down her face after her millionth time of being let down by a guy everyone else could see was an ass from the start-well, we just didn’t.  

Next day the Gallaghers are waiting in the living room for Fiona to take Ian to prison.  Kev steps up to drive them all in his truck.

They get there, get out, and Ian looks around, then says to his family, “All right.  I thought Geneva and some of the others would be here but...”  Thank christ they weren’t!!!  The show/Ian wasted too much time on those randos as it was.  However, credit where credit is due-the show got us all the way through this swan song arc without bringing up Terror once!  But I digress, back to our scene.  Carl says, “You can only count on family, dude.”  I scream BULLSHIT at my TV screen.  

Debbie says, “I’m gonna miss you.” 

Group hug.  Kev says, “Don’t get too raped in there, aight?”  Everybody breaks apart, the moment ruined.  Kev says he doesn’t know what to say in these situations (and clearly no one can improvise but Noel).  Vee says, “How about goodbye and I love you?”  

Kev says, “Goodbye, man. I love you.”  

Ian says, “I love you guys too.”  Wasting it on the wrong fucking people!  All of them-except Kev and Vee who never voiced an opinion-didn’t care if went to prison!  

Ian looks at Lip, walks over to him.  “Hey, uh, thanks for being my brother.”

Lip, still a dick, says, “Never had a choice.”  That’s right, bitch-you didn’t get to choose to play the interesting gay brother, you got cast as the dick know-it-all who never cared about anyone but himself.  

During this entire farewell scene I was sitting at home, strangely unmoved.  I felt nothing watching it, probably because everyone was such an asshole about Ian going to prison all season, plus never caring about what he was doing all last season, plus the fact that none of these characters are the characters we first got to know.  It hasn’t been a case of character growth and development, it’s been character assassination and retconning.  

Ian breaks the hug.  “All right.  See you guys.”  He goes to the gate, shows his papers, gets let in through the gate, waves to his family as he walks past the fence, walks into the prison, slaps his phone (wouldn’t he just give that to Lip to hold on to?  Battery’s gonna be dead by the time he gets out) and watch (probably ditto on the watch battery) onto a counter, strips down so we see one last quick shot of his naked ass (what, no cavity search?  And just how long has it been since we’ve seen his unclothed ass anyway?), and a glimpse of the boob tattoo.  

Next we see him in his yellow “I Love You, Philip Morris” jumpsuit, carrying his bedding through the GP.  He’s attracting “fresh meat” attention and Cam actually does a really good job of looking a bit scared while trying to look tough and “don’t fuck with me”-there’s a vulnerability there, but he’s not overplaying it, and he’s certainly not overplaying the fronting.  His acting was really powerful in that scene.  

They put him in his cell and slam the door and he winces a little at the sound, then he sadly looks at his 6X8 foot (or whatever the dimensions are) room, puts his bedding pile on the top bunk and leaves his hands up there and lets his head hang down.  He hears the door slide open behind him again and gets this, “Ugh, here we go,” expression on his face and turns around to see it’s Mickey standing there.

Me at home: Not what I wanted for end game but I’m still thrilled to see the man, the myth, the legend again anyway.  He’s all beefy still from when he was shooting Fonzo and looking good.  

Ian’s looking at him like he’s not sure he’s really there.

Mickey mildly says, “I rolled on the cartel I was working for and in exchange guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up?”  

Ian’s got tears in his eyes now and says, “Holy fuck.”

“Oh hey-I got bottom,” Mickey says as he points to the lower bunk.  Then he walks past Ian and says, “So...you’re on top,” in a bit of a sing-songy voice. 

He flops down onto the bunk, puts his hand behind his head-and check out the gifs closely, especially on Twitter-in the jumpsuit you can see the outline of his dick and it “twitches in interest” as the fan fics say (don’t know if Noel did it by adjusting his thigh, don’t know if it was intentional or what-but it was a sight to see whatever the case).  He does a lip lick/bite combination, Ian’s face lights up a bit and he gives a smile, he crawls onto the bunk on top of Mickey, pinning his hand down while Mickey smiles softly, they gaze at each other a beat, Ian gently strokes Mickey’s cheek, Mickey wraps his free hand behind Ian’s neck, their noses boop, and Ian sort of gently thrusts into a kiss (it was good-definitely had a bit of a sexual vibe to it), which Mickey expertly returns.  It was a very good kiss, tender and loving, but that scene needed words, needed Ian to say SOMETHING to Mickey-needed an “I’m sorry” and a “thank you for always being here for me” and exchanged I love yous.  Neither of these boys are ever told they’re loved!  JFC, nine seasons and the show couldn’t manage to work mutual ILYs in ONCE?  Fuck you, Shameless.  They didn’t even say each other’s NAMES!  

Mickey (and Noel) looked so fucking good lying there-relaxed and happy, finally back with his love where he’s always belonged.  Even when his eyes are closed, they’re perfect.  The angle the scene was shot at, we see more of Mickey’s microexpressions than Ian’s.  

An after the credits began scene of them lying in an afterglow embrace would’ve been nice.  Mickey could’ve mocked Ian’s hair (give us one last “Fire Crotch” you cowards!) and boob tattoo (or offered to fix that for him while they’re in the joint).  

Mickey’s got new ink on his forearm we never see clearly.  Until and unless we’re told otherwise, I’m saying it’s a big ginger root ;)  Bam.  

On a personal note, and not to rain on anybody’s parade, while I believe 100% in Drunk Crew Guy and what he said, I really don’t see us getting another scene in the finale.  This show’s attention span is down to nothing now, and I can’t see them dragging these guys back out now that they’ve given us (shitty) endgame. I don’t think enough time will have passed to let them out of prison by then, I think those final episodes are going to be about Fiona leaving and not Ian and Mickey getting to Mexico-and I can’t really see Mickey being able to go back there now that he’s crossed a cartel.  My feeling is the show filmed 2 possible endings using Noel to choose from-one ending with them in Mexico and the other being the one we got.  They probably ripped off The Shawshank Redemption too much with a Mexico ending and decided to go with this “original” idea instead.  I’d love nothing more than to be wrong, and to get one more scene of these two free and happy.  Cam’s question mark at the end of his farewell post and the fact that I do trust everything DCG said leaves a spark of hope burning in my heart, but hopefully I can back away from endless online speculation and theories about it over the next 5 months.  If it happens, beautiful.  If it doesn’t, at least we got one last look at Mickey and he’s getting dicked down and the love he’s always deserved, even if I hate the fact they’re locked up and will be in danger whenever they’re not in their cell-not to mention this is the shitty way gay love stories get handled in general, but I must not go down that path again in this recap.  

I want to add that Mickey didn’t sound all that “Mickey” in his scene, but maybe he didn’t need his swagger and was being more “real” to let Ian know he had a choice (as always, Mickey didn’t force himself on Ian-he let him come to him).  And kudos to Cam for not doing his hideous Chicago accent for most of the episode.  

There WAS love and chemistry in that final scene.  Just sucks that we don’t get it anywhere else in the show and they wasted so much time last night that could’ve been given to Cameron and Noel.  

But hey, I’m finally free of recapping ;)  While I’m sorry the Gallavich parts are now over, I’m not sorry I can finally quit missing what we used to get while watching what the show now does.  Mickey and Ian are back together now, so, fuck you, Shameless.  

[bechloeislegit]

BECHLOE WEEK 2018

Day 4: Why?

Note: I wasn't quite sure what to do with this one. I did see where the moderator (is that what they’re called?) told another writer that it could be used any way the writer wishes, such as having someone in the story asking Why?; so that's what I did. I hope you enjoy it.

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Beca had a long day and was slowly making her way back home. She smiled because 'home' was the Bellas house and she considered the girls her family. She knew that no matter what happened after they graduated, she would always be able to count on her family.

It was only six-thirty when Beca came into the Bellas house. She was surprised to see most of the girls sitting in the living room. The only girls not there were Flo and Lily. She dropped her bag at the bottom of the stairs to take up later and walked, into the living room, greeting the girls.

"What? No hot dates tonight?," Beca asked the group as she grabbed a handful of chips. "Everyone is usually running around getting ready by now. I don't think I've seen this many of you just sitting around on a Friday night, like, ever. Especially you two." Beca nodded in the direction of Stacie and Amy.

"You know the hunter's been tamed," Stacie said with a wink. "And, Aubrey had to work overtime tonight."

"I have a date later," Fat Amy said. "Much later, if you know what I mean."

"We all know what you mean, Ames," Emily said.

"What about you?," Chloe asked as Beca sat down next to her. "No hot date with Jesse?

"Um, God no," Beca responds.

"Why not?," Jessica asked.

"Probably because he's with his girlfriend," Beca said nonchalantly as she munched on her chips.

"What?," the Bellas asked as one.

"Since when?," CR asked.

"We broke up little over a month ago. We both realize we were better as friends." Beca laughed and added, "I really should know better by now not to tell you girls anything when you're drunk."

"Wait," Chloe said with a furrowed brow. "When did you tell us this? Why don't I remember? This is big news."

"Remember that day in January when Stacie told us that it was 'Peculiar People Day'?," Beca asked.

"Yeah," the girls responded.

"It was decided that since we considered ourselves a band of misfits that the Bellas should celebrate," Beca said and the girls nodded. "And, someone," she looks at Chloe when she says this, "decided to let Fat Amy play bartender. I came home and didn't realize how drunk all of you were and told you that Jesse and I had just broken up. Everybody gave me sympathy in the form of whatever it was you all were drinking, and I was as drunk as the rest of you by the time we called it a night. After that, it never really came up again."

"Oh, my God," Chloe said. "I only remember the start of that party. I have no memory of anything after that until the next morning."

"I don't think any of us do," Ashley said. "That was one weird night."

"You're welcome," Fat Amy said with a smug smile.

"I'm so glad I missed it," Emily half-whispered so only Ashley heard.

"I wish I had," Ashley whispered back and shivered.

"I'm so sorry, Beca," Chloe said. "I should have been there for you with ice cream and boxes of tissues."

Chloe pulled Beca into a hug. Beca hugged her back and pulled away.

"It's okay, Chlo," Beca said. "Like I said, we knew we were better off as friends. And I wasn't really that upset over it."

"So, that means your single," CR said with a mischievous grin. "I know someone who might be interested in going out if you're up to it. And, I know for a fact they're not doing anything tonight."

Chloe threw the dark-skinned beauty a glare.

"Ooooh, I know who you're talking about," Jessica said. "She's really nice, Beca."

"You should take them up on it, Beca," Stacie said. "You know what they say? The easiest way to get over somebody-"

"Is to get under somebody else," the girls all finish together and start laughing.

"Funny," Beca deadpanned. "Thanks, but I think I'm good for now. You don't mind if I hang out with you girls tonight, do you?"

"You know you're one of us, right?," Chloe said, giving her a quick hug.

"Are you sure, Beca?," CR said, not letting it go, much to Chloe's chagrin. "This girl is so your type."

"She said she wasn't interested, CR," Chloe said as she started to squirm. She knew they were talking about her. It was no secret to the Bellas that she liked Beca. "Let's just drop it."

"But, she's really hot!," CR said and pushed on when she saw Chloe blush. "I mean smokin' hot! And, like I said, just your type."

"So, I have a type?," Beca said with amusement.

"Yes, you do," Jessica said. She looked over at CR and grinned. "I'd say your type is someone who loves music as much as you do."

"Exactly," CR said. "And they have to be able to get past your snarky attitude. And if anybody can do that, she can."

"And," Ashley adds, "they would also have to like the whole closed-off alt-girl look you have going on. Although, admittedly, you have toned that down over the years we've known you."

"Thanks," Beca said with a smirk.

"Someone who can invade your personal space without making you want to cringe," Stacie adds.

"Someone who knows your coffee order," Jessica said.

"Someone who can put you in a good mood just by smiling at you," Emily throws in.

"That's enough," Chloe finally said. "Leave Beca alone. She can find her own dates."

"Thanks, Chlo," Beca said with a smile. "But, it's okay. I'm kind of liking the sound of this girl they're talking about."

Chloe gave her a 'what the hell?' look.

"I mean, she sounds nice," Beca said with a shrug. "And I'd like to hear more about her."

The Bellas were all smiling when Chloe let out a huff and left the room.

"I have her number if you want to give the girl a call," Stacie said with a laugh.

"That's okay," Beca said with a big smile. "I already have it."

Beca pulled out her phone and found a contact and hit the call button. She, too, walked out of the room as the phone started ringing.

"Guess she's not as oblivious as we thought," Jessica said as they all started high-fiving each other.

Chloe hurried up to her room and shut the door. She flopped onto the bed as a tear started to fall. She couldn't believe Beca could be so dense. It was obvious the girls were talking about her. She felt her phone vibrate in her pocket and pulled it out to answer without looking to see who was calling.

"Hello," Chloe said.

"So," Beca's voice came through the line. "I hear from mutual friends that you are smokin' hot and just my type." Chloe smiles. "So, I was wondering if you were free to have dinner with me? Tonight."

"You mean a date?," Chloe asked, not believing what she was hearing.

"Yes, a date," Beca responded. "Do you want to go out with me?"

"Are you serious?," Chloe asked as she sat up on the bed. "This is for real?"

"Yes, and yes," Beca said and laughed. "See, I've been crushing on you for a while, but I was in a relationship and couldn't act on my feelings."

"What about now?," Chloe asked with a small smile on her face.

"Oh, I'm kind of beyond crushing on you," Beca said quietly since she was standing outside Chloe's door and didn't want her to know she was there. "And the relationship is over. Don't worry it was an amicable split. So, I'm single, and I've been led to believe that you're also single. So, what do you say? Are you interested in a date? With me? Tonight?"

"I'd love to," Chloe said as she jumped off the bed and hurried to the door. She wanted to find Beca.

"Great," Beca said. "How about I pick you up," suddenly Chloe opened her door and squealed not expecting to see Beca standing there. "Now?"

Chloe just grinned and said into the phone, "Give me ten minutes to change into something a little less comfortable."

"I think it's safe to hang up now," Beca said with a chuckle. She put her phone in her pocket and smiled at Chloe.

Chloe put her phone in her pocket and pulled Beca into a hug. "Seriously, give me ten minutes, and we can go."

Beca reluctantly pulled out of the hug.

"I'll wait for you downstairs," Beca said.

Chloe closed her door and squealed again. She rushed around looking for something to change into.

Beca thought about changing as well, but looked down and decided her work clothes were fine for dinner out. She went downstairs, and the girls started cheering.

"Finally," Beca heard a voice say.

"Aubrey?," Beca asked looking around.

"I have her on speaker," Stacie said. "I had to call and tell her that the bechloe ship was finally leaving the dock."

"Beca," Aubrey said. "I know I don't have to tell you what will happen to you if you hurt my best friend, right?"

The girls all smiled and looked at Beca.

"I promise you, Aubrey," Beca said. "If I do anything that hurts Chloe, you can do whatever you want to me."

"Deal," Aubrey said. "Stacie take me off speaker, please."

Stacie takes the phone off speaker and goes into another room so she can finish talking to Aubrey in private.

"So, where are you taking Red?," Fat Amy asked.

"I was thinking we'd just hit up Antonio's since it's so last minute," Beca responded. "And then we'll just see what happens after that."

"That sounds perfect," Ashley said.

Beca is smiling as she sits and waits for Chloe. She can't believe they are actually going on a date. Suddenly, her smile drops and she looks panicked.

"Beca?," CR said as she went to Beca's side. She knew that look and that Beca was starting to panic, which means she wanted to run. "Don't do it. Chloe has been waiting for you to make a move for a long time. Don't flake out on her now."

"I, um, I have a date with Chloe," Beca said and swallowed. "Oh, my God. Why do I have a date with Chloe? Oh, right. I asked her. Why did I ask her?"

She started breathing heavy, and her eyes were wide with panic.

"She's losing it," Fat Amy said. She goes rushing out of the room and comes back with Stacie.

"Beca," Stacie asked, kneeling in front of the girl. "Are you okay?"

"She's panicking because her brain finally caught up to the fact that she asked Chloe out on a date," Jessica said.

"BECA!," Aubrey yells causing Beca's head to jerk and look at Stacie's phone mere inches from her head.

"Yeah?," Beca asked hesitantly as Stacie placed the phone near her ear.

"If you try and back out of this date," Aubrey said so Beca could hear her. "I am going to skin you alive and leave your bones for the vultures. Do you understand me?"

Beca blinked a couple of times. "Yeah," Beca said seeming to calm down after hearing Aubrey's voice. "Thanks, Aubrey."

"Any time," Aubrey said, and Beca could almost hear the smirk she knew Aubrey was wearing.

"Sorry, everyone," Beca said. "Just a moment of panic. I'm fine now."

"Becs?," Chloe called as she entered the living room to find the girls huddled around her. The girls turned to look at Chloe. "Is everything okay?"

Beca smiled at her, and the girls moved away from Beca. "It is now," Beca said as she got up and walked over to Chloe. "You look great," Beca said and kissed Chloe on the cheek.

"Are you okay?," Chloe whispered.

"I'm fine. Don't worry," Beca said. "I did have a mini-panic attack, but I'm better now that you're here. Shall we go?"

"Are you sure you're okay?," Chloe asked. "We don't have to go out."

"Yes, we do," Beca said. "We've wanted this for too long to back out now."

Chloe smiled and grabbed Beca's hand. "Then let's go."

"See you girls later," Beca called out as she headed for the door.

"Don't wait up," Chloe said and winked at them.

Beca's eyes got wide and then she smiled. "What she said," was the last thing the girls heard just before the front door closed.

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Beca and Chloe were sitting across from each other at a cozy little table for two. They had placed their orders and were now just chatting.

"I'm glad you asked me out," Chloe said with a soft smile.

"I'm glad I asked you out, too," Beca said mirroring Chloe's smile.

"I could have killed the girls when they started talking about finding you a girl, even if that girl was me," Chloe said with a small laugh. "It seems everyone knew about my feelings for you, except you."

"I've been wanting to ask you out since Jesse and I broke up," Beca said. "I have to admit he's the one who told me to go after you."

"He did?," Chloe asked, surprised. "Why would he do that?"

"He did," Beca said. "He said he could tell I was into you and I shouldn't let fear stop me from being with who I really wanted. It seems he knows me better than I thought he did. He's bugged me about it almost every day since."

"He really is a good guy," Chloe said.

"He is," Beca said. "But, back to the Bellas. As I was saying, I've wanted to ask you out for a while. When they started talking about knowing a girl who was my type, I caught on pretty quick they were talking about you, so I went along with it. I thought you were playing along until you left in a huff."

"I thought you were being oblivious to the fact that it was me they were talking about," Chloe said, looking apologetic.

"Understandable," Beca said and they both grew quiet.

Beca looked at Chloe and Chloe looked back. Beca took a chance and started to lean forward to kiss Chloe. Chloe moved forward as well.

"Here you are ladies," the waiter said interrupting them as he placed their food in front of them.

"Why, dude?," Beca asked, her frustration evident. "Why now?"

"My apologies," the waiter said and hurried away.

"It's okay, Beca," Chloe said with a laugh. "We have all night."

"You're right," Beca said. "I'm sorry. I just really want to kiss you."

"I really want to kiss you, too," Chloe said.

The two girls leaned forward again, each staring at the other. Their lips were mere inches from each other.

"Sorry, ladies," the waiter said interrupting again.

"Why? Why are you here this time?," Beca said trying to hold back her frustration.

"I, um, I forgot, uh," the waiter stammered.

"It's okay," Chloe said, placing her hand gently on top of Beca's that was on the table. She turned to the waiter. "What did you forget?"

"I forgot to leave your bread," the waiter said and set the plate on the table before hurrying away.

"Let's eat," Chloe said, giving Beca's hand a squeeze before letting it go. "It all looks delicious."

The two girls began eating and talked about anything and everything. They were both almost finished when Beca offered Chloe a bite of her stuffed shells. Chloe took it and hummed in appreciation.

"That's really good," Chloe said. She then put the last bite of her lasagna on her fork and offered it to Beca. "Here. Taste this."

Chloe held the fork towards Beca. Beca placed her hand over Chloe's and slowly pulled the fork closer. She leans in and takes the offered bite, closing her lips around it until they met the fork. She slowly drew back, letting her lips slide the bite off the fork and into her mouth. She kept her hand on Chloe's and looked directly into her eyes as she licked her lips to capture some of the tomato sauce that lingered. Beca could see the shudder that ran through Chloe as she sucked in her bottom lip and smiled.

"Oh, my God," Chloe thought to herself. "That was so sexy."

"Wow," Beca said letting go of Chloe's hand. "That's really good. I hope wherever we go next time the food is just as good."

Chloe realized her hand was still holding her empty fork in the air and quickly put it down on the table. Trying to act casual, when her whole body was tingling, she took a deep breath to settle herself and looked at Beca.

"Um, next time?," Chloe asked, her voice a little shaky. She cleared her throat. "You think there's going to be a next time?" Chloe was relieved that she sounded more confident.

Beca wiped her mouth and put the napkin back on her lap. She looked at Chloe.

"Why? Don't you?," Beca asked. "I mean I hope this isn't our first and only date. I'd like to take you out again, a lot. I mean, you know if you want."

Chloe couldn't help but smile at how quickly confident Beca became uncertain Beca.

"I very much want," Chloe said. "Are you done? Eating, I mean."

"Um, yeah," Beca said. "Why? Would you like some dessert?"

"No thanks," Chloe said. "I was just thinking maybe we could go home?"

"Why?," Beca said. "I thought you were having a good time. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you on the spot. It's...I guess I'm just not ready for the night to end."

"I am having a good time," Chloe said and bit her bottom lip to hold back a smile. "And who said the night was ending?"

"You said you wanted to go home," Beca said and looked at Chloe. Chloe just looked back at her with a big smile on her face. "Oh, you meant-. Check please!"

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Here, Together

Multi-chapter (5/6), tagged as #collapse

Summary: “Can anyone hear me? Kim! Sarge!”

He finally got a bit of a better look. There were flames on the side of the house - or what had been the house - near the street helping illuminate the scene. The whole house, except one corner wall, was collapsed: the roof had fallen, everything was reduced to pieces of wood and concrete.

“Where are they,” he asked.There was pain in Hailey’s eyes, “They’re still in there. We haven’t been able to reach them.”

Chapter 5

Hailey saw Otis and Kidd race to the ruins and knew that something was up. A few moments later, her and Adam were running forward as Cesar, Desmond, Otis and Kidd moved swiftly, a stretcher carrying Antonio balanced among them.

“Jesus,” Adam breathed at the sight of their teammate, pale, covered in dust and passed out, “Is he going to be okay?”

They were about to follow, but commotion behind them at the house had them all looking over as Boden ran in and resurfaced supporting Voight and setting him down on the grass.

“Chout!”

The paramedic, and his partner Courtney, already closest to the house, ran forward immediately at Boden’s callt. Meanwhile, Hailey and Adam, taken by surprise at the sudden shift from seemingly endless waiting to seeing their unit’s leaders injured and rushed by, were torn.

“Adam go check on Voight.” Hailey said, her mind finally processing what had just happened. She jogged past him to catch up with Antonio.

When she got to the ambulance, Brett and Emily were standing back, and Antonio had been just been loaded onto the ambulance. Jay jumped up into the ambulance as well and caught her eye as the doors were shut. She watched as they sped away.

Hailey looked over at Brett, who had a hand covering her mouth, and Emily, a supportive hand on Brett’s back, when Severide’s voice sounded over Brett’s radio telling her they were ready to transport Kevin.

The two paramedics responded and turned to gather their gear, when suddenly, Courtney ran past them, then again, this time with a stretcher.

Voight.

Hailey followed Courtney back to the house where Platt, Adam, Casey and Boden stood as Chout tended to Voight. She could see now, Voight was bleeding beneath his jacket, a broken piece of wood sticking out slightly from his abdomen. He was conscious, but definitely out of it. They helped get Voight onto the stretcher, and Hailey and Platt accompanied Hank as Chout and Courtney got him to the ambulance.

“Son of a bitch never said he was injured.” Platt muttered exasperatedly. Hailey shared the feeling. She was the one in contact with him. Every time he checked in, or reported the status of their teammates, not once did he bring up he was hurt.

When he was loaded onto the ambulance, Hailey gave Trudy a pat on the shoulder and jumped in as well.

“I’ve got him. See you at Med.”

*~*~*~*~*

Kim couldn’t focus. Finally getting out of that small space, only to see paramedics rushing Antonio out, Voight collapsing and Casey dragging him out after Antonio: her thoughts were having trouble catching up to her whirlwind of emotions. The cold, dehydration and pain definitely weren’t helping.

She snapped out of her stupor when Sylvie Brett crawled in, followed by Emily Foster.

“Kim are you okay?” She shook herself out and pulled herself together.

“Yeah, yeah I’m fine.”

Sylvie motioned for Foster to go ahead, and pulled her penlight out, “We’ve all had a few too many scares today. So any pain or injuries I should know about?” Sylvie asked, looking her over.

“No. How are Voight and Antonio?”

“On their way to Med.” Is all Sylvie said, but Kim could see that there was more.

Before she could demand information, Foster’s voice interrupted, “We’re ready to get going, Brett.”

Sylvie gave Kim a half apologetic look, and gathered up her gear, “Let’s get out of here.”

Kim and Brett led the group out of the house. It was slow-going, and Kim was just thinking of how much she was looking forward to being able to stand upright when she finally saw stairs and her heart leapt.

“Kim!” She had barely straightened up when she was wrapped up in Adam’s arms. She didn’t have a chance to react before he was pulling away to look her over.

He pulled her aside, brushing her hair out of her eyes, “Are you okay? Oh god.” He pulled her back to his chest, and this time, she brought her arms up around him as well, enjoying the feeling of being held in his warm arms. She gave him a watery smile when they pulled apart.

She was struggling to keep herself standing now, and the overload of sensations kept her from being able to say anything, but it didn’t matter, Adam was still going.

“We should get you to Med,” Nodding eagerly, Adam led her gently away from the house, but a voice calling her name had them stopping.

“Officer Burgess,” Walker came over to them accompanied by Boden, “was anyone else in the house?”

“No I think it was just us,” Kim responded, noticing that Platt also came over then, “we were checking the basement when it went off.” She tried to recall the layout of the basement, “there were two rooms we hadn’t cleared yet. I don’t know, Antonio and Kevin were on their way to them.”

“Don’t worry about it, we’ll search the house to be sure,” Walker said, with a reassuring smile, “Get going.”

“Thank you, Chief,”

As they walked on, she finally got a good look around. The sun was starting to come up, firefighters and police were all over the lawn and on the street. There were news crews and bystanders as well.

Boden, Adam and Platt walked her to the ambulance where Kevin was already situated.

“Bout time,” he greeted them with a smile. Kim laughed as she hopped inside.

Boden turned to Adam, “I’ll give you a ride, Ruzek,”

“Thanks Chief,” Adam gave Kim one more smile as he closed the doors.

*~*~*~*~*

“Any news?” Their heads snapped up in unison as Trudy entered the waiting room.

“Voight’s in recovery and resting,” Kim spoke up first, “he was lucky. That piece of wood initially missed anything vital, but it cut into an organ at some point. They patched him up no problem. No word on Antonio yet.”

Trudy nodded and sat down in their little cluster of chairs, “How are you?” she asked Kevin, “I’m surprised you’re not confined to a bed.”

“He was too stubborn to stay in bed,” Adam told her with a chuckle.

Kevin rolled his eyes, “I’m good. Sprained ankle, fixed shoulder and a headache.”

“We find Holland yet, Sarge?” Jay asked.

Trudy sighed, “No. Not yet.” That was disappointing, and Hailey could see the anger arising in each of them at the news, “Patrols are still looking.”

Hailey sighed a rubbed a hand over her face. They had all been up all night worrying and injured, and it wasn’t over yet.

“Excuse me.” They all stood at the sight of Antonio’s surgeon waiting at the edge of the waiting area.

“How is he?” Jay moved forward first with all of them following.

“In recovery. We were able to fix the bleeds in his leg and his kidney. He did lose a lot of blood so he needs rest, but, I can bring a few of you to see him for a bit.”

“I’m going,” Hailey wasn’t surprised at Jay’s immediate response. He had been antsy the entire time he’d had to wait.

-

She watched as they wheeled Voight away to surgery.

She made her way to the waiting room, where Jay was already sitting, his heel tapping quickly against the floor.

“Jay.”

He stood up at her arrival, confused.

“They just brought Voight into surgery. How’s Antonio?”

Jay shrugged and crossed his arms tightly, shaking his head. His quiet and ragged voice when he answered broke her heart,

“His heart stopped, Hailey.”

-

Kim spoke up then, dragging Hailey’s thoughts back, “Me too.”

Adam and Kim stepped up with Jay, and the surgeon led the three of them back to Antonio’s room.

As Hailey and Kevin sat back down, and Platt went to see about visiting Voight, Hailey finally felt like she could breathe for the first time since that explosion rocked the ground beneath her feet.

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Growing

Do a lot of 17yr olds feel so down? I thought around this age you're suppose to be having the time of your life? Being locked up at home all day doesn't help. Having just broke up a 2yr long relationship doesn't help either. Being stuck with the same people constantly doesn't help at all. Having so much built up emotions and feelings with the feeling of having no one to talk too, doesn't really help either. This summer was suppose to be filled with going on dates with my ex. Late night adventures with Mando. Hanging out with Romie and possibly Emily. Going to San Antonio to the mall. Being out and about. Not stuck inside with nothing to do. So much has changed. I guess that's just how it is. You lose friends. Your high school relationship isn't the one. Taking up online therapy because you can't talk to your mom or sister and don't wanna keep burdening your best friend. Buying stuff you think will make you happy. You think will take your mind off the feeling of being alone and having just lost someone you thought loved you. Trying to talk to boys to just fill in the whole. Not being able to sleep because you dream about him. Not being able to sleep because you don't want the day to end. But not sleeping results in the 3am thoughts that nobody really likes or wants. At this point all you can do is try. After everything just try. You don't wanna give up at 17.

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The Tempest

Imagine never seeing a human before in your life and only being surrounded by magical people your entire life. I got to experience seeing that the evening of Thursday, March 23, 2017. Watching my classmates perform the play, The Tempest by William Shakespeare was something I do not regret doing. I loved the play and it was done very well. Mr. Garner choose an excellent play to do. The play flowed well and the actors were great.

The play began with Alonso (Karl Gardner), Ferdinand (Seth Jones), Sebastian (Lauryn Nebeker), Antonio (Wyatt Stensrud), Gonzalo (Sam Schmuel), Stephano (Rockwell Strunk), and Trinculo (Natalie Andersen) on a ship that was hit by a pretty nasty storm. The lighting and sound the technical team was producing went well with the scene. Emily Wright didn’t miss a beat with the lighting. Finally Miranda (Miranda Prows) comes onto the stage with her father Prospero (Spencer Myers). Ariel (Jessie Marchant) then appears while Miranda was asleep and is told he’d be set free by Prospero if he performs this one task without complaining. We then meet Caliban (Tynan Portillo) who is the son of Sycorax and is Prospero’s servant. Ariel then brings Ferdinand and when and Miranda lay eyes on each other, they instantly fall in love. Prospero is very happy by this and approves of them getting married later in the play.

Alonso and his crew are still looking for Ferdinand because Ferdinand got separated from them when the ship crashed. Ariel then puts the crew to sleep except for Sebastian and Antonio. They plan to kill their sleeping crewmates but are stopped when their crewmates wake up. We then go back to Caliban who is gathering firewood like Prospero asked him to and he sees Trinculo. Stephano then sees them two and all three of them decide to kill Prospero.

Towards the end of the play, Miranda and Ferdinand get married. Alonso and and Prospero find out that their kids were the one who got married together and they both approve of the marriage. Prospero then finds out Caliban and his crew were planning on killing him and forgives them.

The acting was really great in my opinion. They chose the actors well. Sometimes it was a little difficult to understand the actors’ dialogue but it was easy to follow along because we already knew the story. The clothing/costumes the actors wore went really well with the time and place of the play. The set had a beachy scenery which is good because that’s the setting of the play. My favorite thing about the entire play was the water in the middle of the set. I also liked how the actors went inside it and around it during the entire play.

All-in-all the Taylorsville High School theater class did a phenomenal with the entire play. The acting was good and no one ever broke character, which still amazes me by the way. The story line was right on and they didn’t have to change the play at all to make it work. Everyone was so mature during the kissing scene too which I was very much impressed with because we are in High School. I am very proud of my friends and school for the well produced play. I would definitely watch it again and I highly recommend you all to go watch it for yourselves too.

[talhaghafoor2019-blog]

slicing up eyeballs // 80s alternative music, college rock, indie – Morrissey cancels California concert because it was too cold and the on-stage heater broke

If you were wondering how far Morrissey would get into his current U.S. tour before canceling a concert, well, the answer is three dates. Tonight, the mercurial former Smiths frontman pulled the plug on his outdoor concert in Paso Robles, Calif., because it was too cold — temperatures were in the 40s — and the venue’s on-stage heating system wasn’t working.

Moz was slated to perform tonight at the 3,000-seat Vina Robles Amphitheatre in Paso Robles in central California. But, according to social media accounts by very disgruntled fans, temperatures were hovering around 47 degrees when an announcement was made that the concert was off.

As you can see in the video below, a woman’s voice is heard over the amphitheater’s PA saying, “Due to an inoperable heating system on stage, tonight’s engagement is postponed.” Fans are then told the date will be rescheduled as part of the venue’s 2018 season. Needless to say, this doesn’t go over well.

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Morrissey has performed just three concerts so far on his fall tour, opening the trek in Portland, Ore., then performing in Seattle and San Francisco. The 16-date tour is now scheduled to move on to the Los Angeles area for a pair of concerts at the Hollywood Bowl with opener Billy Idol on Friday and Saturday.

Always a risky ticket buy, Morrissey’s tours have grown more trouble-plagued in recent years. This past spring, he canceled his third concert in San Antonio, Texas, in just six months after his voice went out. And that came after his U.S. tour in late 2016 was beset with cancellations and reschedulings after keyboard player Gustavo Manzur fell ill before a show in Boulder, Colo.

Morrissey is due to release his latest album, Low in High School, on Nov. 17.

Below, a sampling of fans’ displeasure at Moz’s latest cancellation.

Feels like a rite of passage to have Moz cancel on you. Fingers crossed no heating issues at the Hollywood Bowl. 😢#Morrissey#LowInPaso

— Kathleen ☁️☁️☁️ (@krobbins24) November 6, 2017

Me after the diva known as #Morrissey canceled his concert due to a broken space heater….I kid you not #morrisseytour2017pic.twitter.com/BgJpUsT42K

— El_hopo (@TheBadGuyElHopo) November 6, 2017

@officialmoz Morrissey cancelled at the last minute. Fuck that drama queen. Never again. Rot in hell. pic.twitter.com/rXjcbWjBcl

— Jen Blatz (@jnblatz) November 6, 2017

@officialmoz Show cancelled after showtime. I️ will never attempt to see your show again. #Morrissey#wasteoftime

— Brenda @MichaelBlunt (@brendaatmbs) November 6, 2017

@officialmoz just cancelled on us (literally minutes before show time) up here on the central coast…BUYER BEWARE!! #inadequateheatersatanoutdoorvenue

— r-man (@amorfelino79) November 6, 2017

  RAIN OR SHINE MY ASS YOU PUNK ASS BITCH #Morrissey

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Morrissey sucks. Canceled his show an hour after it’s supposed to start because there is no heating onstage. #boycottmorrissey #buyajacketdude #mymistakefordrivingfourhours #morrissey #youngandtenderhooligansarebetterthanmorrissey

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– morrissey cancelled 😵

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Wardrobe whoopsies: On objective, or an accident?

Generally stars wish to cringe with embarrassment. Different occasions, they simply need consideration.

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Emily Ratajkowski: On objective

Emily Ratajkowski suffered a nip slip whereas out at dinner. However fortunately, the mannequin caught the wardrobe whoops earlier than posting an image of it on her Instagram. Nonetheless, the “Blurred Traces” magnificence did not wish to miss out on posting a photograph for her followers so she opted to blur out the malfunction.

(Instagram/Emily Ratajkowski)

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Kim Kardashian: An accident

Actuality TV star Kim Kardashian practically suffered a wardrobe malfunction in entrance of paparazzi whereas attending Beautycon Los Angeles along with her daughter North West. For extra pictures of Kardashian, go to x17on-line.com.

(X17)

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Rachel McCord: On objective

Actress/mannequin Rachel McCord made heads activate the blue carpet whereas attending the DailyMail.com and DailyMailTV summer time social gathering in West Hollywood. A smiling McCord had no qualms flashing a sideboob for photographers whereas carrying a daring low-cut prime. MORE: BEST DRESSED CELEBS — JULY 2018

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Heidi Klum: On objective

Mannequin Heidi Klum didn’t appear to thoughts exhibiting off her lacy bra throughout a warmth wave in New York Metropolis.

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Cindy Crawford: Accidentally

Cindy Crawford was noticed exhibiting an excessive amount of as she was getting dressed for a photoshoot on Malibu seashore. For extra pictures of Crawford, go to x17on-line.com.

(X17)

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Michelle Rodriguez: Accidentally

Actress Michelle Rodriguez practically confronted a wardrobe malfunction whereas posing for photographers on the De Grisogono Celebration throughout the 71st annual Cannes Movie Pageant. For extra pictures of Rodriguez, go to x17on-line.com.

(X17)

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Adriana Lima: Accidentally

Victoria’s Secret mannequin Adriana Lima virtually revealed a bit an excessive amount of whereas she was posing for photographers throughout a photoshoot in New York Metropolis.

(Splash)

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Lindsey Vonn on the ACMs: Accidentally

Lindsey Vonn confirmed up with an enormous stain on her chest on the ACM Awards. It is unclear if it was simply actually scorching on the pink carpet or if Vonn by accident spilled some water on her gown earlier than strolling out in entrance of the cameras. Both approach, the athlete clearly did not understand the awkward mistake.

(AP)

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Margot Robbie: Accidentally

Robbie revealed a strap of her Oscars’ gown broke throughout the present, and she or he sewed it again on herself after an assistant introduced her a stitching equipment. “Oh, ain’t acquired time for that!” she advised Folks journal.

(AP)

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Jennifer Lawrence: Accidentally

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Kourtney Kardashian: Accidentally

Kourtney Kardashian went braless at her dinner with sister Kendall Jenner at Craig’s in West Hollywood however as she walked from the restaurant, her gown slipped and confirmed off her nipple cowl. Photographers snapped the wardrobe malfunction. 

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Christina Aguilera: On objective

Christina Aguilera opted for a daring look when she dressed up as a titillating cowgirl, pasties and all, for a vacation social gathering. “A lot vacation enjoyable final night time,” captioned the 37-year-old singer on Instagram. For extra pictures of Aguilera, go to HollywoodLife.com.

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Erin Holland: Accidentally

Former Miss World Australia Erin Holland gave photographers an eyeful when she by accident flashed her trend tape on the Harper’s BAZAAR social gathering in Sydney.

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Monika Radulovic: Accidentally

Former Miss Universe Australia Monika Radulovic was along with her artist companion, Alesandro Ljubicic, when she by accident flashed her underwear on the MAAS Centre for Vogue Ball whereas on the pink carpet. 

(Splash)

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Bebe Rexha: Accidentally

Bebe Rexha had a wardrobe snafu on the Grammys pink carpet on Jan. 28, 2018. The again of the singer’s gown ripped within the again however she rapidly acquired herself collectively for the large present.

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Bella Hadid: Accidentally

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Irina Shayk: An accident

Russian mannequin Irina Shayk fortunately posed for photographers at The Vogue Awards 2017 held in London’s Royal Albert Corridor. Nonetheless, the 31-year-old did not seen she was exhibiting off a bit an excessive amount of.

(Splash)

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Charlotte McKinney: Accidentally

Charlotte McKinney kicked off the Halloween festivities by dressing up as Michelle Pfeiffer’s character Elvira Hancock from 1983’s “Scarface.” Nonetheless, the 24-year-old revealed greater than what she anticipated in entrance of photographers. For extra pictures of McKinney, go to x17on-line.com.

(X17)

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Cristiana Capotondi: Accidentally

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Olivia Munn: Accidentally

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Joanna Krupa: Accidentally

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Kendall’s sheer prime: On objective

Kendall Jenner donned a completely-sheer pink prime whereas stepping out in New York Metropolis. The truth star and mannequin appears to have forgotten her bra on objective leaving little or no to the creativeness.

(Splash)

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Ronda Rousey

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Selena Gomez: Accidentally

Selena Gomez suffered her second wardrobe malfunction in lower than one week. Not like final week when she donned a sheer gown with no bra (see the subsequent slide), this time the pop star flashed her breasts accidentally. Click on right here for extra pics of the wardrobe whoops.

(X17)

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Selena Gomez: On objective

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Emily Ratajkowski: Accidentally

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Stella Maxwell

Victoria’s Secret mannequin Stella Maxwell stepped out in a revealing wrap gown whereas in London. It took Miley Cyrus’ rumored ex a short time to understand the wind had blown her gown open…

(Splash)

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Lake Bell

Lake Bell had a Marilyn Monroe second on the pink carpet when an enormous gust of wing blew up the fringes on her gown to disclose her underwear. Speak about embarrassing! Click on right here for extra wardrobe malfunctions.

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Kris Jenner

The Kardashian momager confirmed off a bit an excessive amount of when she stepped out to dinner along with her boyfriend Corey Gamble. Jenner clearly forgot her bra at residence and suffered a wardrobe malfunction in her peek-a-boo gown

(Splash)

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Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn confirmed off her wardrobe malfunction on Instagram. The skilled athlete shared an image of herself on the gymnasium with a number of holes in her exercise pants. She wrote, “If you get to the gymnasium and your coach begins laughing at you as a result of your canine ate your pants…actually.” Click on right here for extra footage of the star on Hollywoodlife.com.

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Ben Affleck

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Melanie Griffith

Is that this a case of unhealthy lighting or a case of over-sharing? We will not be too positive, however Griffith’s gown left little to the creativeness. 

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Kelly Bensimon

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Petra Nemcova

The mannequin took an enormous trend threat and donned a sheer jumpsuit on the Chopard social gathering throughout the Cannes Movie Pageant sans bra. It is unclear whether or not she supposed to indicate off her naked chest or if it was an unlucky wardrobe malfunction. Star sightings: Celebrities at Cannes 2016

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Khloe Kardashian

Properly, good day! Khloe Kardashian confirmed off a bit greater than she was bargaining for when she attended a Beyoncé live performance. The truth star donned a skin-tight black bodysuit and no underwear. When the paparazzi’s flashing cameras set off, the bodysuit grew to become utterly sheer and revealed the star’s booty. Click on right here for extra pics of Kardashian on X17on-line.com.

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Alessandra Ambrosio: Oops!

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Sharna Burgess: On accident

The ‘DWTS’ star’s prime fell down on the finish of a efficiency with Antonio Brown, so ABC needed to reduce away till she handled the scenario. She gave her malfunction a “10,” however the judges gave the dance “8s”.

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Hailey Baldwin: On objective

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Jennifer Garner: Accidentally

Jennifer Garner shared an embarrassing second on the pink carper with there “Alexander and the Horrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Unhealthy Day” co-star Steve Carell. The mom-of-three by accident revealed a pair of nude Spanx below her LBD. Click on right here for extra movie star wardrobe malfunctions.

(Splash)

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Sofia Vergara: On accident

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Nicki Minaj: The jury is out

Nicki Minaj held her gown collectively as she carried out “Bang Bang” throughout the MTV Video Music Awards on August 24, 2014. She stated it was an accident. TMZ reported that it was all staged.

(Reuters)

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Lily Allen: Whoops!

The British singer made the identical fake pas in the identical silver jumpsuit final month when she opened for Miley Cyrus on her “Bangerz” Tour. Allen, 29, displayed greater than she supposed within the shiny outfit with a low-cut neckline. Click on right here for extra from HollywoodLife.com.

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Rihanna: On objective

Rihanna walked down the pink carpet in probably the most talked-about gown on the CFDA Vogue Awards. A sheer layer of mesh-like, Swarovski crystals-covered materials separated her birthday go well with from the remainder of the world. Rihanna’s identified for pushing the style envelope, however did she go too far this time?

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Miley Cyrus: Whoops

For as soon as, it appears Miley Cyrus did not deliberately expose herself on digital camera. The outrageous and all the time scantily-clad Cyrus solely meant to open her shirt to disclose her toned abs and black bra, however ended up posting a nip slip on Instagram.

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Ashley Tisdale: Whoops

Tisdale solely meant to indicate off her toned legs however ended up exposing herself to the paparazzi. The 28-year-old would possibly wish to strive a barely longer miniskirt subsequent time. For extra footage of the bride-to-be (fiance is musician Christopher French) go to X17on-line.com.

(X17on-line.com)

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Miley Cyrus: On objective (once more)

Miley celebrated Flashback Friday by posting a topless photograph of herself getting her now signature pixie reduce. Whereas Cyrus had loads of clothed pictures to submit of herself, the selfie-obsessed singer selected one which she knew would get a number of consideration. Mission achieved Miley. Click on right here for extra outrageous Miley moments.

(Instagram)

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: On objective

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Sharon Stone: On objective

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Kendall Jenner: On objective once more

The “Retaining Up With The Kardashians,” 18, positively knew what she was doing when she ditched her bra to strut her stuff down the Marc Jacobs runway throughout New York Vogue Week. (AP)

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Carmen Electra: On objective

Come on, carrying no bra when your gown is see by means of? Aren’t you higher than that, Carmen Electra? Oh, you as soon as dated Dennis Rodman? Perhaps not.

See the entire set at RumorFix.com.

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Britney Spears: An accident

Whereas performing in Las Vegas, Britney practically misplaced her complete ensemble when her sequin leotard popped open throughout her dance routine. As soon as of her backup dancers re-zipped Brit as she danced by means of the wardrobe whoops. 

(Instagram)

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Lindsay Lohan: On objective

Apparently Lindsay’s newest rehab stint did not handle her must over-share on social media. The actress posted this revealing pic, clearly a non-accidental wardrobe malfunction. 

(Instagram)

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Brooklyn Decker: An accident

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Nina Agdal: An accident

Positive, Agdal wore a white night robe into the ocean, so when issues went awry, it was not shocking, however we do assume it submitting up with water like that was not precisely what she or the photographers anticipated. So rating one for sort of an accident!

See 31 extra pics of Nina within the water at RumorFix.

(RumorFix)

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Candice Swanepoel: An Accident

Mannequin Candice Swanepoel was strolling the catwalk in Brazil, when her sheer prime slipped and confirmed an excessive amount of. Ever the skilled, Candice simply stored strutting down the runway. The present should go on! 

(AP)

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Stephanie Seymour: An accident

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Kate Moss: On objective

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Tina Fey: Accidentally

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Pamela Anderson: On objective

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Nabilla Benattia: On objective

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Miranda Kerr: On objective

Orlando Bloom’s spouse determined to depart her bra at residence when she headed to observe the U.S. Open. Apparently a nationally televised tennis occasion will not be an event for undergarments?

Go to E! for extra pics of Miranda.

  (Splash)

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Paula Patton: Accidentally

Paula confirmed off greater than she bargained for on the “Two Weapons” premiere in New York.

For extra pics of Paula, go to x17on-line.com.

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Ashley Greene: On objective

(Rumorfix.com)

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Toni Braxton: Accidentally 

Braxton’s gown fell down throughout a dance routine with an viewers member at one in every of her live shows. Fortunately a fan seen and gave her his blazer to cowl up with for the rest of the tune.

(YouTube/Reuters)

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Jennifer Aniston: On objective

Aniston opted to not put on something beneath her tight T-shirt on the set of “Squirrels to the Nuts” in New York. 

See extra of Aniston on set.

  (X17on-line.com)

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The Bella Twins: Accidentally

The WWE’s Brie Bella had a wardrobe malfunction throughout a taping of “Whole Divas” on “WWE Uncooked.” She later tweeted: “I apologize four my wardrobe malfunction I am embarrassed & it appears as if the humidity made my tape come off You will by no means see that once more! B.”

See extra of the twins supporting our troops.

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Gerard Butler: Accidentally 

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Woman Gaga: On objective

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Courtney Stodden: On objective

In an outfit  like this, it is laborious to imagine Courtney Stodden’s slip was actually an accident. The 18-year-old confirmed an excessive amount of in her black mesh “gown” (if you happen to may even name it that). 

(Splash)

Click on right here for extra Stodden pics from ET.

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Miley Cyrus: Accidentally

Although Miley loves to indicate loads of pores and skin, we expect this one time her wardrobe malfunction was not on objective. 

What’s it about underwear that celebrities detest a lot?

Take a look at extra pictures of Miley on RumorFix.

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Rita Ora: Accidentally

(RumorFix)

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Selena Gomez: Accidentally 

Former Disney star Selena Gomez had a completely unintentional slip up throughout a live performance in Boston. After her skirt confirmed an excessive amount of, Selena held on to it for the rest of the efficiency. 

Click on right here for extra from RumorFix

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Reese Witherspoon: Accidentally

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Mariah Carey: Accidentally 

Mariah Carey’s stay wardrobe malfunction whereas acting on “Good Morning America” was positively not on objective. 

(Reuters)

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John Travolta: Accidentally

(X17on-line.com)

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Eva Longoria: Accidentally

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Jessica Alba: On objective

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Anne Hathaway: Accidentally

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Kim Kardashian: An accident

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian nearly suffered a wardrobe malfunction in front of paparazzi while attending Beautycon Los Angeles with her daughter North West. For more photos of Kardashian, visit x17online.com.

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Rachel McCord: On purpose

Actress/model Rachel McCord made heads turn on the blue carpet while attending the DailyMail.com and DailyMailTV summer party in West Hollywood. A smiling McCord had no qualms flashing a sideboob for photographers while wearing a daring low-cut top. MORE: BEST DRESSED CELEBS — JULY 2018

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Heidi Klum: On purpose

Model Heidi Klum did not seem to mind showing off her lacy bra during a heat wave in New York City.

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Cindy Crawford: By accident

Cindy Crawford was spotted showing too much as she was getting dressed for a photoshoot on Malibu beach. For more photos of Crawford, visit x17online.com.

(X17)

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Michelle Rodriguez: By accident

Actress Michelle Rodriguez nearly faced a wardrobe malfunction while posing for photographers at the De Grisogono Party during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival. For more photos of Rodriguez, visit x17online.com.

(X17)

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Adriana Lima: By accident

Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima almost revealed a little too much while she was posing for photographers during a photoshoot in New York City.

(Splash)

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Lindsey Vonn at the ACMs: By accident

Lindsey Vonn showed up with a big stain on her chest at the ACM Awards. It’s unclear if it was just really hot on the red carpet or if Vonn accidentally spilled some water on her dress before walking out in front of the cameras. Either way, the athlete clearly didn’t realize the awkward mistake.

(AP)

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Margot Robbie: By accident

Robbie revealed a strap of her Oscars’ dress broke during the show, and she sewed it back on herself after an assistant brought her a sewing kit. “Oh, ain’t got time for that!” she told People magazine.

(AP)

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Jennifer Lawrence: By accident

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Kourtney Kardashian: By accident

Kourtney Kardashian went braless at her dinner with sister Kendall Jenner at Craig’s in West Hollywood but as she walked from the restaurant, her dress slipped and showed off her nipple cover. Photographers snapped the wardrobe malfunction. 

(Splash)

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Christina Aguilera: On purpose

Christina Aguilera opted for a daring look when she dressed up as a titillating cowgirl, pasties and all, for a holiday party. “So much holiday fun last night,” captioned the 37-year-old singer on Instagram. For more photos of Aguilera, visit HollywoodLife.com.

(Instagram)

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Erin Holland: By accident

Former Miss World Australia Erin Holland gave photographers an eyeful when she accidentally flashed her fashion tape at the Harper’s BAZAAR party in Sydney.

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Monika Radulovic: By accident

Former Miss Universe Australia Monika Radulovic was with her artist partner, Alesandro Ljubicic, when she accidentally flashed her underwear at the MAAS Centre for Fashion Ball while on the red carpet. 

(Splash)

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Bebe Rexha: By accident

Bebe Rexha had a wardrobe snafu on the Grammys red carpet on Jan. 28, 2018. The back of the singer’s dress ripped in the back but she quickly got herself together for the big show.

(AP/Fox News)

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Bella Hadid: By accident

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Irina Shayk: An accident

Russian model Irina Shayk happily posed for photographers at The Fashion Awards 2017 held in London’s Royal Albert Hall. However, the 31-year-old didn’t noticed she was showing off a little too much.

(Splash)

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Charlotte McKinney: By accident

Charlotte McKinney kicked off the Halloween festivities by dressing up as Michelle Pfeiffer’s character Elvira Hancock from 1983’s “Scarface.” However, the 24-year-old revealed more than what she anticipated in front of photographers. For more photos of McKinney, visit x17online.com.

(X17)

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Cristiana Capotondi: By accident

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Olivia Munn: By accident

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Joanna Krupa: By accident

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Kendall’s sheer top: On purpose

Kendall Jenner donned a completely-sheer red top while stepping out in New York City. The reality star and model seems to have forgotten her bra on purpose leaving very little to the imagination.

(Splash)

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Ronda Rousey

(BackGrid/Reuters)

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Selena Gomez: By accident

Selena Gomez suffered her second wardrobe malfunction in less than one week. Unlike last week when she donned a sheer dress with no bra (see the next slide), this time the pop star flashed her breasts by accident. Click here for more pics of the wardrobe whoops.

(X17)

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Selena Gomez: On purpose

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Emily Ratajkowski: By accident

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Stella Maxwell

Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell stepped out in a revealing wrap dress while in London. It took Miley Cyrus’ rumored ex a little while to realize the wind had blown her dress open…

(Splash)

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Lake Bell

Lake Bell had a Marilyn Monroe moment on the red carpet when a big gust of wing blew up the fringes on her dress to reveal her underwear. Talk about embarrassing! Click here for more wardrobe malfunctions.

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Kris Jenner

The Kardashian momager showed off a little too much when she stepped out to dinner with her boyfriend Corey Gamble. Jenner clearly forgot her bra at home and suffered a wardrobe malfunction in her peek-a-boo dress

(Splash)

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Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn showed off her wardrobe malfunction on Instagram. The professional athlete shared a picture of herself at the gym with a few holes in her workout pants. She wrote, “When you get to the gym and your trainer starts laughing at you because your dog ate your pants…literally.” Click here for more pictures of the star on Hollywoodlife.com.

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Ben Affleck

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Melanie Griffith

Is this a case of bad lighting or a case of over-sharing? We can’t be too sure, but Griffith’s dress left little to the imagination. 

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Kelly Bensimon

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Petra Nemcova

The model took a big fashion risk and donned a sheer jumpsuit at the Chopard party during the Cannes Film Festival sans bra. It’s unclear whether she intended to show off her bare chest or if it was an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. Star sightings: Celebrities at Cannes 2016

(Getty)

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Khloe Kardashian

Well, hello! Khloe Kardashian showed off a bit more than she was bargaining for when she attended a Beyoncé concert. The reality star donned a skin-tight black bodysuit and no underwear. When the paparazzi’s flashing cameras set off, the bodysuit became completely sheer and revealed the star’s booty. Click here for more pics of Kardashian on X17online.com.

(X17)

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Alessandra Ambrosio: Oops!

(PacificCoastNews)

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Sharna Burgess: On accident

The ‘DWTS’ star’s top fell down at the end of a performance with Antonio Brown, so ABC had to cut away until she dealt with the situation. She gave her malfunction a “10,” but the judges gave the dance “8s”.

(ABC)

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Hailey Baldwin: On purpose

(X17)

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Jennifer Garner: By accident

Jennifer Garner shared an embarrassing moment on the red carper with there “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” co-star Steve Carell. The mom-of-three accidentally revealed a pair of nude Spanx under her LBD. Click here for more celebrity wardrobe malfunctions.

(Splash)

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Sofia Vergara: On accident

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Nicki Minaj: The jury is out

Nicki Minaj held her dress together as she performed “Bang Bang” during the MTV Video Music Awards on August 24, 2014. She said it was an accident. TMZ reported that it was all staged.

(Reuters)

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Lily Allen: Whoops!

The British singer made the same faux pas in the same silver jumpsuit last month when she opened for Miley Cyrus on her “Bangerz” Tour. Allen, 29, displayed more than she intended in the shiny outfit with a low-cut neckline. Click here for more from HollywoodLife.com.

(Getty)

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Rihanna: On purpose

Rihanna walked down the red carpet in the most talked-about dress at the CFDA Fashion Awards. A sheer layer of mesh-like, Swarovski crystals-covered material separated her birthday suit from the rest of the world. Rihanna’s known for pushing the fashion envelope, but did she go too far this time?

(Reuters)

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Miley Cyrus: Whoops

For once, it seems Miley Cyrus didn’t intentionally expose herself on camera. The outrageous and always scantily-clad Cyrus only meant to open her shirt to reveal her toned abs and black bra, but ended up posting a nip slip on Instagram.

(Instagram)

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Ashley Tisdale: Whoops

Tisdale only meant to show off her toned legs but ended up exposing herself to the paparazzi. The 28-year-old might want to try a slightly longer miniskirt next time. For more pictures of the bride-to-be (fiance is musician Christopher French) visit X17online.com.

(X17online.com)

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Miley Cyrus: On purpose (again)

Miley celebrated Flashback Friday by posting a topless photo of herself getting her now signature pixie cut. While Cyrus had plenty of clothed photos to post of herself, the selfie-obsessed singer chose one which she knew would get lots of attention. Mission accomplished Miley. Click here for more outrageous Miley moments.

(Instagram)

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: On purpose

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Sharon Stone: On purpose

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Kendall Jenner: On purpose again

The “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” 18, definitely knew what she was doing when she ditched her bra to strut her stuff down the Marc Jacobs runway during New York Fashion Week. (AP)

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Carmen Electra: On purpose

Come on, wearing no bra when you know your dress is see through? Aren’t you better than that, Carmen Electra? Oh, you once dated Dennis Rodman? Maybe not.

See the whole set at RumorFix.com.

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Britney Spears: An accident

While performing in Las Vegas, Britney nearly lost her entire ensemble when her sequin leotard popped open during her dance routine. Once of her backup dancers re-zipped Brit as she danced through the wardrobe whoops. 

(Instagram)

Click here for more on Britney from ET

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Lindsay Lohan: On purpose

Apparently Lindsay’s latest rehab stint didn’t address her need to over-share on social media. The actress posted this revealing pic, clearly a non-accidental wardrobe malfunction. 

(Instagram)

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Brooklyn Decker: An accident

(RumorFix)

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Nina Agdal: An accident

Sure, Agdal wore a white evening gown into the sea, so when things went awry, it was not surprising, but we do think it filing up with water like that was not exactly what she or the photographers anticipated. So score one for kind of an accident!

See 31 more pics of Nina in the water at RumorFix.

(RumorFix)

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Candice Swanepoel: An Accident

Model Candice Swanepoel was walking the catwalk in Brazil, when her sheer top slipped and showed too much. Ever the professional, Candice just kept strutting down the runway. The show must go on! 

(AP)

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Stephanie Seymour: An accident

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Kate Moss: On purpose

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Tina Fey: By accident

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Pamela Anderson: On purpose

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Nabilla Benattia: On purpose

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Miranda Kerr: On purpose

Orlando Bloom’s wife decided to leave her bra at home when she headed to watch the U.S. Open. Apparently a nationally televised tennis event is not an occasion for undergarments?

Go to E! for more pics of Miranda.

  (Splash)

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Paula Patton: By accident

Paula showed off more than she bargained for at the “Two Guns” premiere in New York.

For more pics of Paula, go to x17online.com.

(X17online.com)

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Ashley Greene: On purpose

(Rumorfix.com)

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Toni Braxton: By accident 

Braxton’s dress fell down during a dance routine with an audience member at one of her concerts. Luckily a fan noticed and gave her his blazer to cover up with for the remainder of the song.

(YouTube/Reuters)

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Jennifer Aniston: On purpose

Aniston opted not to wear anything underneath her tight T-shirt on the set of “Squirrels to the Nuts” in New York. 

See more of Aniston on set.

  (X17online.com)

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The Bella Twins: By accident

The WWE’s Brie Bella had a wardrobe malfunction during a taping of “Total Divas” on “WWE Raw.” She later tweeted: “I apologize 4 my wardrobe malfunction I’m embarrassed & it looks as though the humidity made my tape come off You’ll never see that again! B.”

See more of the twins supporting our troops.

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Gerard Butler: By accident 

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Lady Gaga: On purpose

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Courtney Stodden: On purpose

In an outfit  like this, it’s hard to believe Courtney Stodden’s slip was really an accident. The 18-year-old showed too much in her black mesh “dress” (if you can even call it that). 

(Splash)

Click here for more Stodden pics from ET.

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Miley Cyrus: By accident

Though Miley loves to show a lot of skin, we think this one time her wardrobe malfunction was not on purpose. 

What is it about underwear that celebrities detest so much?

Check out more photos of Miley on RumorFix.

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Rita Ora: By accident

(RumorFix)

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Selena Gomez: By accident 

Former Disney star Selena Gomez had a totally accidental slip up during a concert in Boston. After her skirt showed too much, Selena held on to it for the remainder of the performance. 

Click here for more from RumorFix

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Reese Witherspoon: By accident

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Mariah Carey: By accident 

Mariah Carey’s live wardrobe malfunction while performing on “Good Morning America” was definitely not on purpose. 

(Reuters)

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John Travolta: By accident

(X17online.com)

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Eva Longoria: By accident

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Jessica Alba: On purpose

(RumorFix)

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Anne Hathaway: By accident

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