#like ‘I’m terrified! and a little turned on 😳’

[yandere-writer-momo]

yandere dorian hcs please 😳

I will give you your steroid Santa Clause! But I’m making it sad. After the fight with Retsu, I felt so bad for him. I wanted to hug him.

Spoilers!!

Yandere Baki Head Canons

Kaioh Dorian edition

Kaioh Dorian

You worked at a pastel maid cafe and he was a foreign customer that tipped you more than any other customer. Though at times you felt his eyes linger on your form longer than what was comfortable but his big tips made up for it

As the days turned to weeks, you learned his name was Dorian. He was overly nice to you and sometimes he’d bring you candies. To you, it seemed like he was trying to heal his inner child so you never corrected his behavior. The giant man somewhat reminded you of one

He’d call you “dolly” all the time due to your pastel maid uniform and you let him. It was a cute innocent nickname. Sometimes Dorian would gift you little porcelain dolls that looked eerily similar to you, but you thought they were cute. A part of you wondered how he knew you collected dolls, but perhaps it’s the way you presented yourself?

One time he stayed near closing time so you sat with him and chatted a bit. He was an American and he was 65. He’s never been married and he used to practice Chinese Kenpo. He was interesting

That was until you saw the news and realized he was an escaped convict. He killed a lot of people… you began to limit your time around Dorian and he noticed. He didn’t like it one bit

As you sleep at night, you feel the bed shift. You try to scream but a large hand is covering you mouth. You realize Dorian had broken into your house. How did he know where you lived?

Dorian tells you he’s been keeping an eye on you for awhile now and he doesn’t want you to hate him. That you’re his dolly and he’ll always treat you well.

He doesn’t do anything sexual to you at all, he just lays beside you and falls asleep with you in his arms. You don’t sleep a wink because you’re terrified but Dorian doesn’t harm you. He cares for you in his own way

You don’t see him for awhile after that, and you kind of feel sad about it. That’s when you find out through your coworkers that Dorian was now mentally handicapped after a fight with Kaioh Retsu

You go to see him and you’re surprised he recognizes you. Dorian runs over to you and calls you dolly still. He’s so thrilled to see you but now his mind is reduced to that of a child’s. It breaks your heart and you hug him. You cry as he hugs you back

Dorian tells you how his dad never let him have much candy and how abusive his father was with while he’s in this new mindset. You take it upon yourself to befriend him again

You visit Dorian everyday and bring him lots of candy. You sit with him in the psyche ward. Sometimes you go on walks with each other

You bring him a doll and he’s so happy. You two play together a lot, the way kids would. Dorian always looks forward to your visits

[0x1lovebot]

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭; jake got that dawg in him fr😳

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warnings; mentions of alcohol (hyung line only), mentions of sex, violence, mentions of blood (nothing crazy I mentioned it like once I think), language, baekhyun saying wild and foul things about y/n, angry jake.

a/n; i literally lost my mind and my sleep over writing this!! but I let my best friend read it and she said it was good so I guess it was worth it😭 also SHOUT OUT TO @yenqa FOR THE PUSH OF MOTIVATION I NEEDED TO FINISH THIS!! YEN UR THE BEST 🫶🏾🫶🏾

the txt frat had been known to throw some wild parties but none of them were as packed or chaotic as this one. so many people were there that the party spilled into the back and front yard. people drank and danced and laughed, too consumed by the atmosphere to focus on anything else. it would’ve been a shock if anyone could even focus on their thoughts over the rap music that shook the whole property.

the only exception to this chaos was the living room.

the living room of the frat house was quiet beside the music in the background. a bunch of people had crowded around the ping pong table set up in the corner of the room, to watch the round of beer pong that seemed to go on for hours. both teams were neck in neck, each with one cup left on each side.

it was jake’s turn now. he picked up his last ping pong ball and kissed it for good luck, hoping that it would hit its intended target. everyone in the room tensed when jake released the ball, watching as it soared across the table.

“come on. come on.” jake mumbled.

the ball circled the rim of the cup once, then twice, before falling in.

everyone around the table cheered. jake and sunghoon had just won their 5th round of beer pong in a row. heeseung sighed in defeat before downing the last cup of beer.

“FUCK YEAH! THAT’S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!” sunghoon shouted as he and jake high-fived each other. “I TOLD YOU! MY BOY’S A BEER PONG GENIUS!”

jake smiled and shrugged. “it’s just physics man. shit was light work.”

“you guys hear that?!?” sunghoon called to jay and heeseung. “jake said playing y’all was light work.”

“then I guess he wouldn’t mind playing again. for money this time.” heeseung said as he pulled out his wallet.

the crowd let out a loud “ooooh” at the offer.

“as much as i would love to run your pockets,” jake grinned. “i think I’m gonna go get some air.”

the crowd booed at jake, wanting to see him win another round of beer pong.

"come on man! one more round!" sunghoon pleaded. "it’s easy money."

jake's face broke into a grin as he shook his head. "nah man, winning is getting kind of boring." jake sighed. "plus it's not fair to the losers."

heeseung and jay booed at jake. "what? you afraid we might actually smoke you this time?" jay slurred.

jake rolled his eyes. "oh yeah, I'm so terrified." he taunted.

sunghoon laughed and clapped jake on the back. “don’t get into too much trouble out there.” he said.

“no promises.” jake winked and made his way through the crowd, trying to find his way out of the living room.

maybe it was because of the music blasting or the alcohol in his system was finally catching up with him but jake really started to feel the buzz. everything seemed out of focus as he stumbled through the house. he didn’t mind it though, it was rare that he got to let loose like this.

one second he was in what looked like the kitchen the next he was in a different room at the other side of the house. he somehow ended up in the main hallway though he wasn’t entirely sure how he got there. the music was even louder now causing jake to grimace. he felt like sound waves were splitting his skull in half.

‘maybe it’s quieter upstairs.’ he thought.

jake gripped the railing of the stairs in the middle of the hallway and slowly made his way up the stairs.

he felt a little relief when he reached the top of the steps. the music was in fact quieter upstairs. now jake could only really feel the base of the music under his feet. he took a deep breath hoping to clear the fog from his brain, but all it did was make him feel dizzy.

“ok maybe I overdid it with the hennessy.” he groaned to himself.

jake thought that maybe some cold water would help him out a bit so he set out to find a bathroom.

he walked down the hallway knocking on every door he came across, hoping that one of them would be the bathroom. he must’ve been doing this forever and still couldn’t find one. all he did find were couples doing less than decent things in rooms that didn’t belong to them.

with one more room left to check in the hallway jake decided that if that room wasn’t the bathroom he would just jump into the pool in the backyard of the house.

jake knocked on the door and pushed it open. to his dismay, the room was just another bedroom, but the people in it caught his attention. the lights in the room were dim but jake could make out the familiar face of y/n’s boyfriend baekhyun. he was half naked under a girl that jake recognized from around campus. a girl that wasn’t y/n. baekhyun looked at jake with a smug glint in his eyes before focusing on the girl he was with.

jake could feel the anger bubbling inside him but he knew better than to engage. if he did he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from doing something stupid.

jake turned on his heel and raced down the stairs and out of the house as quickly as possible. he made it out of the door and just stood on the front lawn with his hands clenched tightly into fists. his mind is going a mile a minute.

‘what the hell is wrong with him?’ he thought.

‘how could he do this to y/n?’

jake’s blood boiled at the thought of how y/n would feel when she found out. she didn’t deserve this. she deserves to be with someone who cared about her, not some asshole that cheated on her at frat parties.

“hey jake, do me a favor and keep this between us!” baekhyun slurred as he stumbled out of the front door. his button-up shirt was wide open and hanging off of his shoulders.

jake snapped his head towards baekhyun and turned to face him.

“you want me? to do you a favor?” jake asked in disgust. “after what you just did in there? after what u just did to y/n? u must have lost your fucking mind.” he spat.

baekhyun rolled his eyes and chuckled.

“aw look at you, defending her honor. it’s cute but i know you just want to get me out of the way so you can get in her pants. am I right?” baekhyun taunted.

jake clenched his jaw and took a step closer to baekhyun. “what the fuck did you just say?”

a crowd had started to form around the two of them, watching intently to see what would happen next.

“oh come on it’s no secret that you’re into her. i’ve seen the way you look at her. but it’s cool, i’m sure she’ll let you hit if you ask nicely.” he smirked. “she’s the biggest slu-”

jake’s fist collided with baekhyun’s jaw causing him to stagger backward in pain.

“oh it’s on.” baekhyun growled before tackling jake to the ground and punching him in the face.

the crowd started chanting “fight! fight! fight!” as the two boys tussled with each other.

jake pushed him off and punched baekhyun in the nose, hard. he felt the warmth of blood on his fist but he didn’t care enough to stop.

jake punched him again.

and again.

and again. even when the sound of sirens fell on his ears, jake didn’t let up.

“AYE! BREAK IT UP!” a police officer called from the street. jake ignored it and punched baekhyun again. it wasn’t until the officer pulled him off and wrestled him to the ground that jake finally stopped beating on baekhyun.

“alright shows over! everyone clear out!” the officer called to the crowd as he wrapped handcuffs around jake’s wrists. another police officer pulled baekhyun up off the ground and the two of them were led toward the police cruiser.

as jake was pushed into the back seat of the car all he could focus on were the handcuffs digging into his wrists and the ache in his right hand. only now did he realize that he probably should’ve just stayed in that damn living room.

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Drown, Prt 4

(Avatar: WOW Oc)

Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 Pt4 Pt5 Pt6(I) Pt6(II) Pt7 Pt8(I) Pt8(II) Pt8(III) Pt9

Quick Note - This isn’t my favourite Chaper but I hope you guys enjoy 🥰 I’m also thinking of doing and AE (alternate ending) where Alue’k died but I’m not sure. As always asks are open so feel free to request/as any questions !!! ☺️

Avatar: WOW spoilers. 

Note at the end (Sorry) 😳

Summary

(During Avatar: WOW) Alue’k is terrified of water, so what happened when some Metkayina boys think it would be funny to drag her into the sea and leave her.

Warnings

Mentions of drowning / fear of water

Panic Attack (Will be a warning)

Language

Mentions of injury

If you think anything else needs to be added leave a comment. 

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Sand.

Alue’k hated sand. She might have even said it was the bane of her existence. 

She hated the way it scraped against her skin as she walked, hated how it managed to get in every little crack and crevice but was all most impossible to get out.

Most of all she hated how it was got everywhere! She lost count of how many times sand had gotten into her food, her clothes, her hair, her dam eyes and mouth. It was infuriating! 

Now at this very moment, she could almost cry tears of joy at the feeling of her feet on the sandy ground again. The wonderfully horrible felling of sand scraping her skin as she walked fully out of the shallow water on onto the beach. 

Aluek turned around and thanked the ilu that had saved her, extending her hand out waving to the creature after almost sobbing out a thank you , it chirped in response and then swam further into the reefs waters.

The deep water that had almost swallowed her hole. 

She wrapped her arms around herself as a sob erupted from her throat, then another, then another. Until she was shaking in fear, pain … sadness.

Alue’k fell to her knees. The adrenaline was gone now and it had left an aching, bone shattering pain radiating all throughout her body. 

All she could feel was overwhelming pain. The bruises left on her arms from the boys grip, the black eye that quickly formed into her face … thanks Leweop. 

The worst pain she was feeling, was the way her head throbbed and the way her lungs ached as she continues to bring in shaky breaths, it was so submerging that she felt like she was drowning all over again. 

Alue’k stilled. She drew in a long breath before gritting her teeth and pulling herself up. She wobbled and stumbled, to anyone watching it would’ve looked like she was a baby trying to take her first steps.

She hissed in pain as she slowly started to make her way back to her family’s Mari pod. While crossing the rest of the beach it felt as if she was being weighted down like her body seemed to swish with each step, It sounded if her belly was full of water.

A sudden wave of nausea hit her like a crashing Ikran. Alue’k turned her head to the side as the seas salty contents made it’s way out of her lungs and throat then all over herself.

Alue’k - Fucking great.

She groaned but perked up at a familiar sound that brought the widest smile she could muster onto her face.

She lent over slightly engorging the pain that came with the action as she opened her arms wide for her bestest of friends.

Tonôwa.

The little viper wolf didn’t hesitate to run into her arms his slight limp sliding him down. Those boys had done a number on him, might of even broken some ribs. (My poor baby, I’m sorry 🥺)

When the pair were finally reunited happy chirps left the creatures throat as he nuzzled into his friend. Alue’k held him close, careful of his ribs and any other injury’s he might have. 

She smiled fondly at the little wiperwolf as she continued to walk back to their Mari pod painfully slow. Her legs felt like jello as she struggled to walk in a straight line and the swishing feeling in her body hadn’t fully subsided leaving her to still feel nauseous.

… - Alue’k!

What was that?

… - Alu is that you? Alu?

The girl in question moved her head to face the Na’vi calling out to her, they weren’t that far from her but she did have to squint to try and get a good look at them.

It was Eek.

Her initial relief was short lived as worry and fear took over, could she trust him? While she might have not known the other metikayina boys well she trusted them enough not to try and kill her … but they did.

Eek was nice, they had joked around with each other and laughed together.  The youngest son of Tonowari and Ronal and he had done nothing but show her respect … so why was she shaking? Why did her blood run clod in fear as he grew closer. She could trust him … right?

Alue’k stumbled back in a pitiful attempt to back away from the fast approaching boy. She fell flat on her ass and scrambled backwards trying to keep the gap between them.

Eeks run slowed into a walk as he stared at her, concern clear on his face. Her desperate scramble stoned as wide eyes stared at the boy the look she gave him reminded him of cornered prey.

Eek crouched down putting his hand out in front of him and in a hushed tone began to speak. He was very aware of the pissed off looking viper wolf on her lap and Eek wasn’t in the mood to be wrapping bite marks for the next few weeks.

Eek - Hey, hey it’s just me ok? See, I’m not gunna hurt ya. 

Alue’ks eyes relaxed but were still alert, darting from Eeks face to the water then the tree line then back to the boys face. 

Eek - What happened Lulu? Everyone’s been looking for you, your family is really worried.

Tears burned Alue’ks eyes as she stared at Eek, she brought her trembling hands close to her face and began to sob. She didn’t want to cry, she wanted to seem strong but she just … she just couldn’t right now. She wanted her parents. She wanted her family.

She wanted her dad to wrap his strong arms around her and hold her close as she cried. She wanted her mom to pull her close and kiss her hairline as she hummed an all to know familiar lullaby. She wanted her brothers to sit close to her and try to make her giggle with the most stupidest of jokes. She wanted Kiri to awkwardly hug her before trying to distracted her with some cool looking plant or animal. She wanted Tuk to cuddle into her and ask about all the fun stuff they could do tomorrow together.

She wanted her family. No, she needed her family.

Eek had no idea what to do. His friend seemed terrified of him … and he didn’t know why. He was scared to get any closer incase it made her panic and run. He stood and watched as the poor girl fell apart in front of him, rummaging through his brain for an idea then one struck like lightning.

Eek - I’m gunna go get Neteyam or Lo’ak ok, I’ll be right back so don’t move ok. 

Alue’k didn’t move. She didn’t move at all actually. The only sign of life from the girl was her wide unblinking eyes and the shaky rise and fall of her chest. 

Eek ran to find the oldest of the Sully siblings (or her parents or whoever he found firs, he just needed to find someone who would know what to do.) to tell them that he had found her and that they had to come quick. Alue’k was his friend and while he would be more than happy to comfort her she seemed terrified at the mere thought of him coming any closer, what happened to her?

Alue’k curled herself tight in a ball, she rocked back and forth in some attempt to self comfort. Tonôwa wined as he nuzzled into her arm trying to get her out of her dead stare trance.

The little creatures effort were in vain as the girl started to mutter a mantra to herself. 

They way she spoke was full of distress it’s seamed like she was reciting the words to herself so she could fully believe them.

Alue’k - I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive …

It went on like that, a twisted mantra so the poor girl didn’t forget that she hadn’t been consumed by a watery death.

Her mantra was interrupted by someone grabbing her shoulders, her dazed eyes looked up and stared to fill with tears all over again. 

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Note:

That was … something but (trumpet sound) introducing Eek (More of him soon).

who grabbed Alue’k shoulders was it Neteyam, Eek … or maybe Rakel? You’ll just have to wait until the next chapter, sorry 😅 (Don’t worry Jake and the boys are gunna kick the shit out of Rakel and his group) 😇

Extra Note

Sorry I said this chapter was going to be slightly longer … the problem was it was too long so instead where gunna have an extra chapter if two. Hope you don’t mind 🥰

[themuffin2649]

😳 OOPS! 😳

Context: MC finds Newt’s spellbook puts a spell on the Yanderes that rids them of their Lovesickness. MC finds himself finally being avoided by the Yanderes, but that spell takes a twist when it turns out that their Love for MC didn’t disappear, it warped into a pure bloodthirsty Hatred.

It’s still a competition on who can win his heart… but now they want it ripped from his chest.

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[a-mag-a-day]

MAG 59 - apple cutting

So about the episode title: I know a recluse is someone who lives a solitary life, but there is also a genus of spiders out there which is called recluse (for example, the brown recluse, probably the most famous one of those).

"I’d do things without actually deciding to do them. Like it was just muscle memory moving me, or a string gently guiding me." - <.<

"It was never bad or dangerous stuff, just… things I wouldn’t normally have done, like brushing my teeth." - Good guy Web.

"It felt like if you picked a line, any line, you could follow it through to the center, to some deep truth, if only your eye could keep track of the strands that had caught it." - This kind of sounds like the way Jon later describes the Web in S5, when he tries to See its plan.

This is actually only the second time the table itself makes an appearance in a statement. The box without the table was in MAG 8, but all the other times were within the Archives, it being delivered and talked about, OG!Sasha in Artefact Storage, Not!Sasha and Jon in Artefact Storage.

"Agnes came to the house two months before my birthday, in the middle of winter. Ray had never mentioned her, never held one of his little meetings to introduce her. She was just suddenly in the house one day, and no one really thought to question it." - Haha, just like Dawn suddenly being dropped as Buffy's younger teenage sister. There's most likely a lore reason for that in TMA as well, especially in a stronghold of the Web.

"Then, without warning, I wasn’t waiting anymore. I had turned around, put down my suitcase, and started walking back toward Raymond Fielding’s house. I didn’t want to go back." - Oh god, something like this happened to me once. It was some kind of sleepwalking. I could see everything I did through my eyes, just like normal, but had no control over my body. I stood up, out of bed and my room and down the stairs in complete darkness. I didn't want to, everything in me was like "oh no pls, I don't want to go downstairs". When I reached the end of the stairs I finally regained control and fled back into my room.

"Their bodies seemed warped and bloated in a way I didn’t recognize. But that’s only because at that point in my life, I had never before seen a spider egg sac." - Ha, like in Steven King's The Mist.

"Inside was an apple, green and fresh and still wet with morning dew. I knew I was going to eat it" - So that's how the Web fills people with spiders? Ivo Lensik in MAG 8 also found such an apple in that box and out came spiders.

"All at once, my cheek erupted in pain. It was like someone had pressed a hot branding iron into my face, and I could swear that I heard the flesh sizzle as I let out a scream and fell to my knees." - Thanks Agnes. Is this the first time we hear about the Desolation directly defeating the Web?

"I had willed it myself, and whatever power had been gripping me, tugging me into its web" - <.<

"But now they’re building there. They’re breaking ground that should be left burned and empty. And I’ve started to dream again." - God, I love this…

"Between Ronald Sinclair, Ivo Lensik, and Father Burroughs, it appears there’s still much to learn about Hill Top Road." - Well, there indeed is!

"Supplemental. Everyone’s avoiding me." - He sounds so sad :(

"They share furtive glances when they think I’m not looking. I don’t like it. I feel like they’re planning something." Oh boy, they ARE planning SOMETHING^^

Oh man that sleep walking experience sounds terrifying I hope you're okay 😳

Also hfjdjsmjdk I'm so happy I'm not the only one who noticed the web taking a break from its nefarious plans to force kids to... Brush their teeth. Somehow that's so funny to me.

Perhaps teeth are important to the web when it sends the spider filled victims out to the world to do its bidding when they need to seem friendly...

[sungbeam]

HELLO?? ACTUALLY NO YOU DID NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO SHOW THE WIPS(/jkjk) BC NOW IT’LL BE THE ONLY THINGS I THINK ABT NAURRRRR

ARGH I JUST KNOW THAT SLOW DANCING WILL BE PEAK 2000S ROMCOM AS WELL AND I SHALL EAT IT UP 😮‍💨🙏🙏 e2l, rekindling of love, A WEDDING, FAKE DATING??? RAH TOO GOOD

AND THEN JACOB ALTER EGO OK I SEE YOU I SEE YOU 🫣 AND PLEEK HAWKEYE IS ONE OF THE ONLY MARVEL MOVIES I HAVENT WATCHED HELPPPP BUT I’LL SEE IF IT’S ON DISNEY+ LMAO AND THEN AN ANGSTY KISS IN THE RAIN??? LEMME KISS YOU BEAUTIFUL BRAIN RN

And also…. Bloodied up Sunwoo…. Phew… I HOPE NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE BOYS AND THAT THEY NEVER DROP A SPECK OF BLOOD FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES BUT YOU’RE SO REAL FOR THAT LIKE THE MAVERICK ALBUM PICS HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPA WAYYYYYYYYYYY 🫣🫣🫣🫣 but eek the perfume counter scene sounds SOOO COOL can’t wait to see it!

And I’m not sure if I would be a casual marvel fan or an actual marvel fan like I’ve watched nearly all the movies and I know most of the lore but I din’t really catch up with the comics and I’m basically only gated to the movies and series spinoffs 😭 I’ve been a lil slacking since covid but I’m trying to catch up with the wasp and now quantumania! (Hopefully I spelt that right) but yeah! I’ve been watching marvel since I was a little kid lolol so I’m always down every year to see the new marvel movie!

But yeahhhhh I feel like I was somewhat prepared to see GOTG3 just cause I saw the Rocket floor clip on youtube but damn it still didn’t prepare me to see how horrific,y they were treated 😭 Floor’s design freaked me out the most but she was still so sweetie and it just ARGH ☹️☹️

But yeah! MANIFESTING THAT TBZ COMES TO BOTH OF OUR CITIES THIS TOUR I SWEARRR 😭🙏 and hold awn, how were you able to write the Changmin fic on a PLANEEEEEE pla I’m always so embarrassed when I whip out my ipad to even watch a movie 😭 like phew you are wayyyy stronger than me JSUNFJGNE

Also, just a fun lil question, if you were to turn ANYYYYYY of your fics into a live action movie, which one would it be 😳 (could be published or a WIP 🤭)

- Love you 3000, 🌷 anon

THIS REPLY GOT SUPER LONG LMFAO

SLFNKDNFKDJFJ HEY IF THEYRE STUCK IN MY HEAD, IMMA MAKE EM STUCK IN URS TOO 😁😁😁 PLS THE 2000S ROMCOM ALLEGATIONS ILY AHAHHA i just need to write more tension for that man like it's nearly impossible NOT to atp, and i found this thing on pinterest the other day

ITS SO HARD NOT TO THINK OF HIM FOR THESE AND AKDNKEKD (´Д⊂ヽ I THINK SLOW DANCING WOULD BE THE PERFECT EXCUSE

okok i found the one hawkeye ronin scene from end game for reference, and im sure u can find the one scene on yt somewhere cuz it was FIRE

LMAO I JUST REALIZED BUT NAT IN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS LIKE 🧍🏻‍♀️ AHHAHAHAHAH BUT essentially, i saw jacob in the roar mv and thought of this IMMEDIATELY !! omg no cuz i also wish them all the good health in the world, but i just have a morbid obsession w bloodied and bruised aus and whump tropes, like i wanted bruised knuckles and busted lips and split eyebrows y'know ??? and GODDDD THERES A REASON MAVERICK HAD ME BY THE NECK FOR SO LONG LIKE IT WAS THE FIRST TBZ TT THAT I WAS OBSESSED W it's like,,, my perfect concept like it was MADE TO APPEAL TO MY DERANGED AESTHETIC??? so yeah im ready to beat up sunwoo, chxngmxn, and jacob 🙏🏼

ahhh icic, i think i would have also been a casual watcher but my parents were so into it so my brother and i also, naturally, became hooked !! i also was not able to really read the comic books bc they cost money and there r just so many of them :')) but yeah, hope ur able to catch up !! it's taken me a bit to catch up too esp w college 😭🤧 but im getting there !! quantumania was prob my least favorite release so far of the recent mcu releases and that makes me SO SAD like JUSTICE FOR PAUL RUDD!!!!!

OMG FLOOR :(( TEEFS AND LYLLA ALL OF TJEM HAD ME SO SAD AND TERRIFIED AT RHE SAME TIME?? pls what animal was floor....... a goat?? a bunny?????? FLOOR'S MOUTH TOO LIKE WHAT'D THEY DO TO HER 😭😭😭😭😭 i didn't realize they completely gave lylla ROBOT ARMS EITHER LIKE I WAS PREPARED FOR A SEA OTTER NOT A CYBORG SEA OTTER skcneknfk okay but it's also like they're all kind of disabled but super cool and i loved teefs' little wheelchair?? even tho the high evolutionary def did some cruel fkn shit to them :')))))

AJAHHAHAHA im used to writing on my phone !! so writing on a plane's no problem for me as long as im not in writer's block yk 🤡🤡 im def worried abt my neighbors seeing the banners i make tho LMFAO

KSNFKSJDJDN TULIP I LOVE U MWAH 😚😚 I HAVE THOUGHT ABT THIS QUESTION SO MANY TIMES ??? and tbh i think if i had the time energy and resources, i would've gone into film for real bc i write so many of my fics in the view of like a movie rather than like a book, idk how to explain it skcnekkckf okok but hmmmm this one isn't tbz specifically, and idk if u stan txt or know them but

this one is another superhero au and i've honestly REALLY thought abt turning the idea into a proper novel idea, or maybe a screenplay !! I've thought abt the music and cinematic scenes for a couple plot points, but it might be a little too similar to spiderman in some instances 😅😅 but it's essentially a txt choi line au where reader is the superhero, and i don't really wanna give away too much bc im very gatekeepy w ideas that i like A LOT haha but yeah skfnskfmkf

SKFNKD I JUST REALIZED THIS IS ANOTHER SUPERHERO AU PLS 😭😭😭😭 BUT this is another one i think would be SICK as a tv show/movie, maybe it's cuz it's based off of like moon knight and ms marvel and shangchi and spiderman but i think that the quality and vibe of the storyline and characters would work so well as one?? and just the potential of lighting as symbolism in this is just TOO HIGH and osdjoenfk ugh i get so excited talking abt this

THIS ONE. THIS. ONE. would work so well as like a show or movie???? i just envision it with like taylor swift's miss americana and the heartbreak prince and im in tears at how cool it would be akcnkenfkf just the vibe of that song is what that entire thing would be like, like imagine how the sky looks JUST after the sun has set, but the glow of light is still in the sky and making it this reddish kind of color— it's called half-light and just imagine that with like stadium lights and darkened school hallways and kscnkenfk it's a time travel au, so i think those r always so much fun to depict in media and yeah :')))((

i could literally talk abt this all day every day but i almost forgot to go to class so i will sign off here LOL o7

I LOVE U 3000 TULIP 🌷🫂💖

[sithisreadingcorner]

Sorry @lilith-lies-below when I tried to post your ask, I kept getting error messages! So i have to post it like this.

🧿

Hello I’m T . 3/7/99

I’d love to request a free December reading. I rebloged your post, liked and followed . Also happy birthday month!

I’d love to ask the deity Narcissus feels about me? If that’s acceptable.

I’ll provide a review/feedback thank you in advance

Hello T! Thank you for all of these things, I hope I can help you with this reading! 💜

the magician (ganesh). death (fire) reversed. the storyteller. death (smoking)

Here's the story that I'm picking up here. If the cards are correct, then there is something that you really, really want. You want this more than anything. And I don't know if you have been asking this FROM your deity but at least you have been asking him to help you get or achieve it, and so far his answer has been a consistent no, or no answer, or just kind of a wishy-washy answer. And I'm sad to say it, but the answer is still the same. However it is very important that you understand why, because if you do, you will be able to change this situation.

You strike me as the kind of person who puts their self worth into the things they achieve. And, I mean, that's a great thing to have self worth in except that you set your bar way too high - only grandiose achievements count. And I think that maybe instead of wanting this thing in and of itself, what you really want is some kind of status or feeling that it would give you, that you are the person who owns/did do that. What the storyteller card is telling me is: "Listen to the story." I think that this thing that you want would be like a mirror that reflects back at you and tells you that you are worthy. And just like Narcissus's reflection, this would be your downfall too. This might sound silly to you right now, because you see no harm in it, but that's the catch. Unlike it was for him (in the story) instead of ruining you at once, it will ruin you little by little, day by day, like a destructive habit.

This refusal seems really personal to you, and I'm not gonna lie, I get that... and I'm sorry that it hurts. 😔 But this is not because you are incapable, or not talented! The magician card came out for you and it's so powerful. This is not even the default one - this is like all the positives of the magician with no downsides. My understanding is that this thing that you are chasing would not be a good fit for you either way. I might be wrong, I'm not completely sure. But you have so much capacity to achieve... something, some other things. Great things, even. You are not lacking in anything.

There are a lot of death cards in this deck, but the fact that two of them came out for you of four, literally 50% of your reading is death, is staggering. The death cards are always about cycles, and I think that you are stuck in one, without really realizing it. The thing is, that I can see that you are eager to break out... maybe a bit too eager. 😳

You know, the burning death card is like a forest fire. Most people are terrified to strike a match - and let me tell you, I don't get to tell this to people often, but to me it seems like you are a bit too trigger happy. A forest fire should happen every once in a while, so that new things can grow in place of the old. But you keep burning down the forest every time a little thing goes astray, and then repeat it all over again with very little variation... to then burn it down again, and so on. However, because it happens too quickly, instead of wiping it clean every time, you are getting just the same thing, with diminishing returns. The earth is restless and already scorched. This is why the thing that you ask would be a bad fit for you... in the state as things are right now, you would burn yourself out with it.

You can still turn this around, if you are willing to change your behaviors. What you need in your life is more focus. Don't be scared to follow through the paths that you have chosen! When things have changed, I think, you will be able to reach what you wanted - but by that time I also think you will find a better goal for yourself. 💜

[pick up the poker chip] Y/N?

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december readings (1 out of 8)

[eye-of-yelough]

It makes me really sad that you can’t customise the default Hawke settings and it’s impossible to make a custom one look even half as good.

It makes me even more sad that I don’t have the artistic ability to show you guys what Leo Actually Looks Like. Because there are some differences. But Ah well.

Anyway here’s Naevia from the Forgotten City. Looking more like my Hawke than Hawke looks Like My Hawke :)

[lavender-annd-lilac]

Ok I’ve been listening to my 💅sassy ass Ru Paul playlist for most of the day, and I didn’t realize how much it affected my mood until I gave this a re-read and was like, wow, I really just went for everyone huh 🤔😅

So ya…. I might come off as angry and belligerent, but that’s actually me at my 🥳 most joyous. 😂

I was having the time of my life reading this and just stomping the heck out of everyone in my mind…snatching wigs left and right….basically being the living embodiment of Joseph Gordon Levitt in this gif:

That’s like, a normal daydream fantasy right?

Also Me after reading this fic: ma’am this is a Wendy’s I’m going to need u to put any references to dogs near the end of the fic, or make the dog a chihuahua bc if u front load the fic with a single mention of a dog, that’s going to be an issue for me 🥺

Why??? B/c this is the kind of person I am irl:

“Loretta, let me sleep,” you warn the family Great Pyrenees. 

Great Pyrenees 😯

Great Pyrenees 🥹

Great Pyrenees 😍

“I sit on the back of a truck selling peaches and honey.  It’s not that important.”

Great Pyrenees 🥰

and Hal gives you that boyish grin, and head wave.  Thankfully he couldn’t see you roll your eyes from this distance.

Great Pyrenees😊… oh huh?? Right, anyway….

Lol for some reason at this part I was thinking of like a reverse Wuthering Heights where the dad brings home an orphan (Heathcliff) but instead of falling in love with him Cathy just hates his guts lmao 🤣

“Gotta jar up the honey,”

Wait does she do the whole thing where u smoke the bees and stuff??? Metal as heck 🤙That’s terrifying to me tho…like, I could never 😳

you grab up a biscuit, and smile towards Loretta, “Your help should really earn her keep.  Dad and Hal are hard at work.

Great Pyrenees 😌

you need to also oversee the general store.

Me: General Store 🫡

To no one’s surprise the general store was dead.

He should get the 21 gun salute for his service to the country 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🫡

Taking a bite of the peach as you start to write about the odd and quirky little town you lived in.

Me: yeah… I’d like to do that someday in the future…

Someday in the future :

“You the only one here?”

Me, always ready to be suspicious and hostile:

*reloads shotgun*

*turns on one of those spinning baby mobile things I rigged up at the back of the truck with like 6 laser pointers attached so it looks like a team of snipers are taking aim*

Me: “who’s asking“😒

“What cha got there?”

Me, bluffing, and doesn’t even have anything illegal on my person: are you a cop?? You’re legally obligated to tell me if you’re a cop 🤨

His arm reaches behind you to a jar of honey,

…triggering one of the 19 bear traps I have strategically placed on the shelves

D&D taught me well. My dungeon master would be proud 🥲

Might I entice you with some freshly picked unpoisoned peaches? They’re definitely not poisoned delicious on the grill, and drizzle on some of the honey, which is also definitely not poisoned

🤫

“I was needing to order some things as well?  Building supplies,”

Me, still extremely suspicious, telepathing to my Great Pyrenees❤️ who is probably miles away on the farm: ok bestie, it’s do or die time. I have to use the super dangerous but also 100% infallible technique for identifying cops. If you don’t see me again….you were the best girl 😭

My Great Pyrenees: blissfully unaware just hanging out on the farm

Me *takes a deep breath*: Copsayswhat

Customer: What? Sorry didn’t catch that

Me: GOTCHA, sucker 😎 *chuckles* works every time 😏

*triumphantly steps inside and closes the back of the truck in their face. Then proceeds to play Mario Kart or something for the rest of the day b/c I can’t drive myself home*

30 seconds later:

Me, opening the back of the truck again with a megaphone in hand: AND FURTHER MORE, how come if guys end a sentence with a question mark/ upwards inflection it’s not a big deal? Like literally not even an issue? But when girls do it? It’s UPTALK? And we’re like, valley girls???? What up with that????

*Shuts the back of the truck again*

My parents when they come to drive the truck home: Hello daughter. Did you sell anything today?

Me: how about I tell you what I didn’t sell instead? MY SOUL. I DIDN’T SELL MY SOUL TO CAPITALISM!! How about that huh???? 😤😤😤

Parents: *not even angry, just exasperated* …I wish we could still send you to summer camp or something 😩

“You from here?  Or just passing through?  We get a few traveling builders around here, and they don’t tend to last long.”

Idk why tho. You’d think that we were selling like, poisoned peaches and honey here they way people just keep dropping dead 💀. We’re not selling anything poison btw 🙃. Haha ha ha

His eyes move around the store, before looking back at you, “Time stands still here doesn’t it.”

Dude… I’m like crying laughing bc this reminds me of that vanity fair article written by the guy that was creepily obsessed with Margo Robbie where he says stuff like, “Australia is America 50 years ago, sunny and slow”

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/07/margot-robbie-cover-story

THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨 this is a real Vanity Fair article written by an adult man 😰😰😰

he lets out a sigh of relief when he discovers you are in fact legal,

… I legit don’t even know if this is a red flag or not lmao like on the one hand… never mind, let’s just move on 😅

Here, you can fill it out?

The form I would give:

dribble of the amber liquid that drifts down his neck, pooling at his white t-shirt.  

Me: … Why can’t anyone eat or drink with their mouths closed? Is the genetic pool here shallow af or what

You’re thinking of Tilley Bend.  Devil’s Den is where a group of witches danced around in a circle, and opened a portal up to hell. 

Me: u don’t say… very interesting 🤔

*opens up my coven group chat*

SISTERS, who wants to go on a road trip?🤠🤠🤠 heard there’s a gnarly portal around here

Of course, that’s nothing but those superstitious old women who make sure to cross the air when a black cat crosses their path. 

Smh this guy seems like someone who dismisses “old wives tales” 😒

well guess what son, u know why the wives are old? Bc they listened to each others warnings and SURVIVED.

U don’t hear ppl say “old husbands tales” do u? Yeah, bc those fools prob got eaten by mermaids or some shit.

The 60 y/o man that was just trying to make friendly conversation: … did u just call me son?

Me: well, you’re not my father but maybe you’d prefer to be the Holy Spirit?

*reloads shotgun*

The YELP reviews for my shop:

You wouldn’t be like that would you?

Lol, check out Chief Magistrate William Stoughton over here 🙄 this guy wants to bring back the Court of Oyer and Terminer or what?

The temperature must be rising because you were sweating.  

Me, secretly a witch: damn they better not allow spectral evidence in court 👻

(Note: guess who has 2 thumbs and recently listened to like 7h of podcasts about the Salem Witch trialsssss 😃)

Well, maybe I’ll see you around then…” he waits for you to drop your name,

Me: lol nice try *cackles and continues spinning straw into gold in the corner* (hahah see what I did there!! It’s a callback!!!)

He was more than those silly little boys around town.

The heck??? He’s more what??? More of a waste of space??

Sis, all this washed up C-tier ex-athlete did was throw shade at witches and old women😒 He can’t even drink tea properly without a sippy cup. Pls….Think of your Great Pyrenees 😭 she deserves better than this

“Now, make sure that you check in with Hal everyday,”

???????? Is she not the heir apparent to this peach and honey empire? Why does she have to check in with the help???

*realizes I’m becoming Ransom Drysdale* 😬😬😬 *immediate checks my privilege* 🤐🤐🤐 lmao

Can’t I just close the store on Saturday’s, too?  It’s a lot for one person.

No girl, u can’t!!😥 Someone has to stand their ground against Jeff Bezos, and it isn’t Sears, and it isn’t Toys R Us 😵‍💫 it’s gotta be u

“Alan, she’s twenty years old.  Let her have her summer.  Work on her book, and yes, Saturday’s can be off.  Even Hal gets off on the weekends. 

Ok wait, ur telling me this random uh… valued employee gets weekends off but their own daughter doesn’t??? What kind of Cinderella and her evil stepsisters situation is this?

🤨

This is like the opposite of Knives Out. This is like, Knives In. Knives in the back of your own flesh and blood 🔪🔪🔪🩸 Et tu, Brute? 😖😖😖can’t believe they are making her work like that smh

Laying on the couch, your hand barely petting on the dog

My mood swinging all the way back around: actually… U know what, maybe she doesn’t deserve weekends off. If I had a dog, I would consider it an honour and a privilege to pet her 25/8 😤😤

Hell’s Hollar wasn’t far.  And if Cole was working, he might want some tea, and a picnic

Lol go up there with a ghostface mask and scare the shit out of him 😈 we’ll see who’s the superstitious old woman when he’s running for his life 😱😏

You swore he was literally plucked out of your dreams.

Me: wait let me try!!! I can do it too!!! *Rummages around randomly in my dreams*

Oh… wait this isn’t even in my size dammnit 😤😤😤

“I don’t know why, but I felt like you might want some food?”

There are better ways to test if someone is an android. Like, idk, a captcha. Or a blowtorch to the face🤷‍♀️

“I brought some sandwiches, but also, some Brie. It tastes good with the honey, and there’s some chips, and I wanted to bring some homemade ice cream, I make the best. Memama has the best recipe, so I shouldn’t take credit, but add that to some peach cobbler, it’s to die for.  So instead, there’s some brown butter Rice Krispie treats.  Made them this morning.”

Wow she’s really going all out huh. I’d be like ya uh…here’s an open package of saltines and a babybel cheese I found at the back of the fridge. Pls sign this waiver that absolves me of any legal responsibility if u happen to get food poisoning

Also like… the creepy neighbour lady from Rosemary’s baby didn’t even give Rosemary anything close to this kind of spread….

And the stakes were MUCH higher. We’re talking the actual spawn of Satan (bless our dark lord Baphomet 🐐), and all Rosemary got was some chalky tasting chocolate mouse pudding thing. 🤢

Personally, I would not bring all this nice food for ANYONE. Unless they were a Great Pyrenees.

you drizzle a bit of honey on a wedge of Brie before popping it in your mouth

Me, the pickiest eater: Wait, the rind too?? Hmm… probably eats the crusts on bread and pizza as well. Not for me, but I deeply respect that.👍

Cole wipes it with his finger, and stuffs the thick liquid into his mouth without thinking

Me, a germaphobe: did u even wash/Purell(TM) your hands you barbarian??? Patient zero over here about to bring back the bubonic plague 🧟‍♂️😒😒😒

Ooooooh that was so fun!!! I feel like this is supposed to be romantic and I definitely got that vibe, but like, decided to sidestep and offer an alternative commentary 😅

Also I love how I’m like 10x more critical of this Cole Turner who has done 0 things wrong than of the other Cole who literally does everything wrong.

Maybe I just have a knack for seeing/imagining the worst in people, and if they’re already written as a sleazy cheating ass ho, then there’s not much for me to add, u know?? 😂😂😂

Stained Like Georgia Clay, Part 1

Summary:  as fate would have it, you meet someone new, just as your parents go out of town.

Pairings:  Cole Turner X Reader

Rating:  fluff

Warnings:  none yet, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  2.3K

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stepbrother!ari is fingering you from under the blanket you both share at movie night with your stepmother/stepfather 💦

well since most of the fic is set in the frat house, this would be in the middle of a movie night with the rest of the guys 😳😳

consider this a snippet for the fic !! It’ll definitely be a scene 🤩

Lloyd exhales heavily as another quiet whimper sounds from beside him. He keeps his eyes locked on the screen, and digs his nails into the worn leather of the couch.

It didn’t take a genius to know what was going on, and admittedly, he may have hinted at touching you during the movie to Ari, and your stepbrother being the jealous prick he is, claimed that sweet spot between you thighs twenty minutes into the movie.

Your knee knocks his once more and he turns to you. Briefly admiring the sweat kissing your hairline, and the swollen flesh of your lips as your teeth gnaw ruthlessly. Your eyes flutter shut and your breath picks up, as does the dull motions under the blanket.

“You okay, duck?”

Your eyes shoot open as your bones stiffen, terrified, you look up at him. “Huh?”

“Are you okay?” He reaches out to touch your forehead. “You’re a little warm, pumpkin, you getting sick?”

“It was probably Steve, he always gets sick around this time of year.” Andy slouches back, his legs spreading wide enough to nudge Ari. “And she did sleep in his room while you were gone.”

Across the room, the blond flips him off and blows his nose into a tissue.

“Poor baby, maybe you should take off this blanket—”

“No!” All gazes fall on you, the movie long forgotten as you cling to the fabric with a trembling frame. “N-No thank you… I’m okay.”

“Nonsense.” Lloyd yanks it again.

“She said no.” Ari shoves away his hand. “Leave her alone.”

Lloyd rolls his eyes. “You know, we had lots of fun while you were gone. Duck here got real comfortable walking around here in almost nothing.”

You don’t dare to meet your stepbrother’s eyes, and try to desperately forget all the touching, the way the guys would brush past you and sneak a hand up your (it was one of theirs actually, but you don’t know who) t-shirt. Without Ari here to do your laundry, you ran out of panties quickly—it was like they were disappearing into thin air.

“Is that why you don’t wanna move the blanket, honey?” Curtis raises a brow. “You forgot to put panties on again?”

You whine as his fingers press deep, a wispy moan escaping your sealed lips.

“You missed out, Ari, dummy baby couldn’t figure out how to use the washing machine… waltzed around here showing off her cute little cunt.” Lloyd taunts. “Even let me have a taste, right where you’re sitting actually. And now I know why you’re plugging her up right now—that pussy makes an awful mess…”

[littleoddwriter]

You write for ofmd?😳😳😳 hot person behavior.

I‘m in dire need of a Blackbeard x ftm!reader smut fanfic or I’ll die. I don’t even have a plot I’m so sorry. Maybe the reader is part of Blackbeard‘s crew and tries to lay low because of his situation.

Blackbeard seems to have grown infatuated with him and calls him to his private room (study?? Office??) one day to discuss something.

Ed basically acts all "weird", openly flirts with the reader and gets super touchy. Reader actually did fantasize about Ed before but can’t believe this is actually happening and just blurts out he’s trans. He says he understands if that disgusts Ed and he wants him gone off the ship or something but Ed is just like; "I don’t care?? I‘m literally obsessed with you wtf"

And then they go at it all night (obviously) :3

Want | Edward Teach/Blackbeard x Trans!Male!Reader | N/SFW (18+)

Hello there! Ok, I'm loving this and I sure hope you like what I've done with your request, thank you so much for it! :')

summary; See above. Minors DNI.

notes; Trans!Male!Reader; Gender Dysphoria and Light Euphoria; Oral Sex (Blowjob); Fingering; Penetrative Sex; Unsafe Sex; Kissing; Cuddling; Fluff and Smut.

Ever since you’ve made it onto Blackbeard’s ship and into his crew, you’ve been trying so hard to not let any of them know that you weren’t a ‘real’ man. Especially not Edward himself. If he knew, he was surely going to be disgusted and throw you overboard. And you didn’t exactly fancy dying at his hands (or at all), nor did you want to have to deal with his rejection. Because you really liked Ed. 

He was rough around the edges and a menace, but he had a heart. Besides that he was also gorgeous and the leather clothing had your mind reeling. You fantasized about him quite a bit. You knew he was into men. He didn’t make that a secret. The entire crew knew. Some of them have even slept with him. You wished you were one of those lucky few.

So, when he started paying more attention to you - seemingly to you, at least - you wondered if maybe he was simply trying to find out if he was right about you having been born with a female body. Your wishful thinking was trying to convince you that he liked you, too, though. But why would he? You were usually quite in the background. Other crew members often even forgot your name, or at least pretended that they did. Why would he ask you questions and spend time with you and look you over so closely if not for the sole reason of exposing you soon, then?

One night, though, Edward ordered you into his room. You were terrified. Had he finally found out?

You sat next to him on the little sofa he had in his room, which surprised you, considering it put you on an equal level and physically close with him. 

“I just wanted to say that I think you’re doing a great job, mate,” Ed told you kindly, putting a friendly hand on your shoulder. His touch lingered, drawing out, until you realised that he wasn’t taking his hand away at all. “You haven’t been here for long, but you’ve certainly proven to be worthy to stay on my ship.”

Swallowing thickly, you turned to get a better look at him. His eyes shone and he was smiling at you.

“Uh, thank you, Captain,” you said softly, completely dumbfounded. Why was he being so nice to you?

His hand slowly travelled down your arm and onto your thigh, near your crotch. Oh. Was he… flirting with you?

“Call me Ed,” he stated before continuing, “I was actually calling you in here because I thought we could up your position, eh? I think you deserve it. You’re doing better than some of the other crew members. But don’t tell’em that, okay, mate?”

“I won’t tell a soul, Ed, sir,” you nodded for emphasis, “And, uh, thank you. Really. But what kind of position did you have in mind for me?”

“Hm, not sure yet. Maybe you’ll be my third, eh? ‘Cause I can’t remove Izzy from being my second, but I’d like to keep you close, make you my third.” Ed’s hand rubbed your thigh, shortly touching you very close to your crotch and making you jump slightly. “What do ya say?”

Stunned, you looked at him for a long moment. Was he fucking with you? No. He was completely serious by the looks of it. 

“I’d love that, Captain, uh, Ed!” you exclaimed with a grin on your face. You couldn’t believe it!

Ed smiled and nodded in approval. Then, he leaned in, seemingly to kiss you. 

That was when you realised that there was one issue with his advances, no matter how much you liked them and how aroused you were getting because of his hand on your thigh.

“I’m not fully a man!” you blurted out suddenly. Edward leaned back in surprise, looking you over questioningly. 

“What do you mean?” he inquired, but kept his hand on you.

“Uh, I- I was born with a female body. I’m… I am a man. I know I am. But- uh- you know. And I understand if you’re disgusted and want me off the ship-”

“Oh! No, I don’t care,” Edward said easily, shrugging before leaning back in. He whispered against your lips, “I’m fuckin’ obsessed with you.”

Then, he captured your lips in a passionate kiss.

Your mind was still reeling with what he’s just told you. He was obsessed with you? Why?

Despite that, you reciprocated, opening your mouth slightly to let him lick into your mouth. Moaning softly, you moved your tongue against his, enjoying the proximity and how filthy it all was now, when seconds ago he was practically sweet-talking you.

Breaking the kiss, you were panting, breathing each other’s air as neither of you really moved out of the other one’s personal space. 

“I wanna fuck you,” Blackbeard murmured, bringing his free hand up to your face and caressing it with his fingers.

“Okay. I’d like that,” you whispered in response. 

Smiling, Edward ran his digits over your lips. Obediently, you opened your mouth for him and let him slide his index and middle fingers inside, rubbing against your tongue and pushing in as far as he could without making you gag. You closed your lips around the two fingers and sucked on them, keeping eye contact with Ed.

“Oh, fuck,” he groaned before removing his digits from you mouth. 

Then, he started to unbutton his pants and pulled out his semi-hard cock. 

“Show me what else you can do with your mouth,” Ed commanded hoarsely.

Sliding down from the sofa and onto your knees, you took his cock into your hands and engulfed its head with your mouth, suckling on it, swirling your tongue around it and licking into his slit. You could feel him growing harder in your hands and mouth. It gave you quite the confidence boost. And so you used one hand to hold onto the base and grabbed his leather-clad thigh with the other one before sliding his cock further into your mouth. You started bobbing your head, sucking whenever you reached his cock head and going as far down as you could after.

Eventually, Ed grabbed you by your hair and pulled you off of him.

“I don’t wanna come just yet. Wanna do that in you. Okay, Y/N?” Hearing him say your name in that raspy voice he had from being so aroused had your stomach turn into little butterflies that fluttered inside of you. 

“Yeah- yes, please,” you nodded enthusiastically.

Standing up from the couch, Ed loomed over you. Then he held out his hand to you. You took it and he helped you get up from the floor, guiding you over to his bed. Before he let you lie down, though, he started pulling off your shirt and took off your pants right after, leaving you in nothing but your underwear. You felt exposed. You didn’t bind your chest since the shirt usually hid it well enough, but now it was out in the open. It felt strange to let someone see; especially with that someone being Blackbeard.

Seconds later, your underwear was gone as well. 

You had never been completely naked in front of anybody else.

You tried to resist the urge to cover yourself up. You didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of Ed. He said he didn’t care. You just had to believe him now.

“Fuck, you’re so fuckin’ hot!” Edward exclaimed, grinning at you, as he looked you up and down with that glint in his eyes that you couldn’t quite decipher.

You almost wanted to say ‘really?’, but decided against it. If he said so, then that was true for him and you had to accept that now. It was no use beating yourself up any further when you were about to have sex with this man.

Instead, you just smiled shyly at him and thanked him politely. 

In response, Ed pushed you on the bed and followed you down, lying on top of you and between your legs. His erection pressed against your crotch. You could feel how wet you were for him already. You wanted to feel him inside you so badly.

Propping himself up with one arm, Ed put his hands between your thighs and pushed a finger into your wet heat. Sighing, you pushed back. He thrust it in and out of you a bit before adding a second finger, repeating the process, until he had four fingers inside of you and you were moaning loudly and unashamedly. He told you to be as loud as you needed to be and you were. With him making you feel so good, all your shame and embarrassment was suddenly gone.

At last, he pulled out his fingers and stroked his cock to spread your wetness on it.

“Ready?” he asked, looking you in the eye.

“Yes,” you responded immediately, smiling at him.

He smiled back shortly. Then, he guided his cock to your entrance and slowly pushed inside. Once he bottomed out, you both moaned. He leaned his forehead against yours and just breathed with you.

“You feel so fucking good around me, mate,” Ed rasped.

“And you feel even better inside of me, Ed,” you moaned, pushing back against him.

Pulling out until just his cock head stayed inside of you, Ed thrust back in hard, making the bed shake. He repeated that again and again, until he found a rhythm that suited you both. As he fucked you, Edward leaned down and licked into your mouth, capturing you in a filthy kiss. 

When you felt yourself getting close, you snaked a hand between the two of you and your thighs, rubbing your dick. Ed leaned back, admired the sight and continued to fuck you in earnest. 

At last, you were coming, moaning loudly, throwing your head back and arching your back, as you could feel your muscles contract around Ed, squeezing him tight. It elicited a surprised-sounding groan from him. And then, he was already coming inside of you as well, burying his face in your neck, muffling his moans.

Panting, Ed pulled out of you and laid down beside you, wrapping his arms around you. 

“That was amazing,” Edward breathed, laughing shortly, “Fuck! You’re amazing, Y/N. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”

You looked at him in wonder. This was the notorious Blackbeard. And he was telling you something so kind? You knew he had a heart, yes, but this was a lot more than that to you. 

“Thank you so much. For everything just now. I’m actually quite speechless,” you said, unable to keep the stupid grin off of your face.

In response, Ed kissed your cheek, along your jaw, your chin and then your lips.

And really, that was enough of a response for you. This was everything you had ever dreamed of and so much more.

[tklnurse]

Things I love. Secretly and not so secretly. A comprehensive list of me spilling my guts… the novel:

Feat. All the things I say I hate but really don’t 😂 and things I wish we’d do

The most intense tickle torture my ler can dish out

Stocks

Spread Eagle

Sensory deprivation

Begging

Being called “good girl”

Being called “ticklish little girl/lee”

Being referred to as “very ticklish”, extremely ticklish”, “super ticklish”… you get the idea

Being told “too damn bad!” when I say I don’t want something

Submitting and giving my ler total control

Hairbrushes & grooming gloves on my feet!

And the Pursonic(s) on my toes… even though 2 is super overwhelmingly ticklish… lol

Baby oil tickling!

Being a brat!

Teasing my ler… I love his reactions Ehehehe

Being punished 🤫

Being bossed around! Fucking tell me what to do AND punish me if I don’t! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Swear. At. Me. “I’m gonna fucking tickle you!” “I’m gonna tickle the shit out of you!”

Public tickling/embarrassment 🤭🤭

Having the wearable vibe inside me in public 😳

When he comments on/feels how wet I am… (embarrassing af and I always fight him like hell) 😂🥵🤭

Orgasm denial

Forced orgasms (multiple is CRAZY 🥵)

Being tickled WHILE I cum (anywhere… but I’ve especially noticed I love it on my feet… and it makes me cum faster/harder because it’s an erogenous zone for me) 🤫

Being tickled AFTER I cum when I’m extra ticklish

Speaking of erogenous zones… my neck! I love when he buries his face in it… he should bite it 👀… light tickles are also good… the pursonic on my neck and/or ears tickles TOO MUCH though and it’s torture… especially if he holds my head down 😱🥵🤭

When my ler finds THE spot™️ AND tickles it mercilessly despite my thrashing and silent laughter and/or screams

RIB TICKLING. RIB TICKLING. RIB TICKLING.

Having a pillow slipped under my back to make my ribs stick out more 😏

Being stripped of all my clothes (not me taking them off… having them RIPPED OFF by my ler!)

When he grabs my ankle and rips my shoe off 😂 (I always yell at him for it though) lol… don’t forget to follow this with slowly peeling my sock off 🥵

Bastinado and “foot roasting” before being tickled 🤫 (Don’t tell him!)

Slapping

Spanking (except when it’s a punishment 😶 then I do not love it) (I also always say I hate it or react with a “HEY!” or something like that when he does it… lol)

Choking

Biting

Hair pulling

When he makes me “take a screenshot” as I say… when he pulls my hair and tickles me at the same time 🥵🥵

Being manhandled

Wrestling (with tickles) - I love love love this but 98% of the time genuinely can’t overpower him lol - I wish he’d give me some “slack” sometimes so we could play (but not too much “slack” because I still want him to win) 🥵🥵🥵

When I get my ler to chase me Ehehehe

Admiring the bruises he put on me

The violet wand!

Nipple play 🤫🥵

Light tickles on my back and feet… both of which I could enjoy ALL DAY 🤤

When my ler sits on my arms (or holds them above my head)… both of these are TERRIFYING lol. More terrifying than when they’re tied up! And I feel like the fear makes it tickle more. lol

When my ler “breaks in” to my apartment 😂

Hip & thigh tickles (both of which I haven’t been able to stand lately… it tickles so bad) 😅

Pussy tickles (I also can’t stand this and resist him hardcore cuz it tickles so fucking bad) 🫢🫢🫢🫢

Double-teaming/gang tickling! Double-teaming is fun… but being tickled by like 4-5 lers at once would be HEAVEN AND HELL 🥵🥵

Raspberries (he’s gonna yell at me about this one because I’m adamant that I hate it) 😂😂😂

When he makes me say “It tickles!” and “I love it!”

When he makes me hold my arms up or try to stay still

I want him to tickle me until I reveal my remaining undisclosed fantasies. So bad. Being tickled until I reveal my fantasies IS one of the fantasies 😂😂

When he makes me scream 😱

When my laugh turns hysterical

When he tickles me until I cry 😮‍💨🥵

👀 curious and interested to see if he could tickle me until I pee or not 🫢🫢🫢😳😳😳🤫🤫🤫

Continually having my limits pushed further and further and being forced to lay there and take it

When he says “lay there and take it!” lol

[roscgcld]

Speaking of Demon Slayer and DD!reader.

Just imagine Y/N going berserk just like Nezuko, transforming into an adult version of herself, throwing around, mauling and kicking the shit out of whichever curse who was unfortunate enough to push past her limit. Everyone is going to be so shocked (and maybe terrified) to see such a sweet girl turn into this absolute sadistic BEAST. It’s probably going to take Yuta and/or Gojo to prevent her from attacking anyone else. Poor girl then cries herself to normal and falls asleep in their arms 🥺 OMGG I’m tempted to draw berserk DD!reader now , should I? 😳 - 📸 anon

i mean...if you draw any send her my way bestie lmao. but honestly, though, i think it'd be the opposite.

everyone has a breaking point, and i am sure as a sorcerer everyone will know that you will hit a wall one way or another. they have seen fellow sorcerers lose their minds from everything, and know that everyone will reach a point where they can't turn back.

i am sure that everyone has their bets on the fact that Y/N will keep her shit together the longest, but they are not ignoring the fact that she does have her limit. I think it's safe to say that everyone works with one another to try and protect the little sense of peace they have; protect their 'safe heaven', if you will. they know that they need to grow up one day, but no one wants to admit to the cold hard truth.

spoilers at the undercut

she probably lost it when gojo got sealed though - cause she was already loosing her mind because nanami had gotten killed and maki was at her deathbed. toge was also held captive at the college, and she has no idea who to turn to. so just hearing the fact that the last person she thought would be taken away from her was finally taken away - she just lost her shit.

only probably gave out because megumi yelled some sense into her after holding her back from destroying the rest of the city and drawing the attention of curses to them before she cries and cries hard.

feel like even sukuna, even after what he did, does felt a shred of guilt for having a hand in her loosing her shit.

[sharkpupsblog]

🎠 holding out for a hero ‼️ PART 1 . The Proposal

A Sabine x GN! Reader fanfic

This fic is so . LONG 😭😭😭 I’m not even finished with it yet 😭😭😭 here’s the first part!!! It’s kinda short but the part for tomorrow will be long!!!this is just the silly intro!! I . Do not know how many parts this fic will have. but I think maybe four? 😭 anyways part 2 will be out tomorrow 🗣‼️ pls enjoy this silly little fic!!! This fic was inspired by both house of the dragon and Brave (the disney movie) also… listen to holding out for a hero … but the cover by frou frou… that song inspired this fic as well! :D anyways… enjoy! 😳🎠❤️

Sabine swore to protect you. Three years ago she knelt before your father in front of all the kingdom. She swore to him that she would protect you from all harm. And protect you she did she kept you away from all evil she stuck by you, and you stuck to her trusting her. You put all your trust in her and Sabine did not disappoint. You built a close bond with her in the past years, and she felt more like a close friend than a bodyguard. You knew she would keep you safe you put all trust in her and you walked down the streets of your kingdom confident no harm would come to you. But now you were not sure she could help you. Sabine was with you in the castle library when she noticed that you had a troubled expression on your face, she asked you about it. You opened up to her no longer able to hold back your troubles and tears you told her about how a lord from the house of the Northern Druids had asked for your hand. The man made the offer to your father and your father told the lord to compete in the upcoming kingdom games for your hand if he won you would have to marry him. You were terrified you did not know this man you did not want this it was not fair. You knew who you wanted to marry she stood in front of you comforting you. Even though you were too shy to confess you knew Sabine was the one not some stranger from a home far from yours. You knew Sabine well and she knew you and you loved her she made you feel safe and happy you wanted to be with her. Sabine comforted you as best as she could she felt bad for you, but she also felt jealousy. Sabine knew she should not feel this way but still felt jealous and angry she could not help but feel hatred for the lord who asked for your hand. She loved you it hurt and angered her to think of you with another person. Sabine’s thoughts of jealousy went away and were replaced with pure sadness when you begged her to help you and you looked at her with teary eyes, she knew she had to do something. Sabine stood in the stables of the kingdom in front of the stall that held her mount the creature snorted, and she looked up at him. She had been looking at the floor the whole time she was deep in thought and her mount broke her out of it. She walked away then returned with a piece of dried jerky the woman held it out and a drake with black scales walked out of the darkness of the stall sniffing the treat. The creature took it from his rider, and he ate it in one bite looking back to his rider he snorted again wanting more. Instead he got a pat which wasn’t bad, but it was not jerky he snorted again getting another pat and a “that’s enough Khaan” from his rider. The drake huffed angry he shook his head almost hitting his horns against the walls of his stall he sat down watching his rider. Sabine looked worried so Khaan poked his head out of his stall pressing his snout against his rider’s chest plate trying to comfort her he snorted at the feel of the cool metal on his scales. Sabine raised her hand to the drake’s ear scratching the back of his ear. Khaan rumbled he enjoyed the coldness of Sabine’s glove it sounded like purring and Sabine was about to say something about it, but she heard a “Hi Sabine!” so she didn’t speak she turned to the stable doors seeing Chiyo. The squire walked to the knight and behind her followed Jay the woman was general but today she was general AND babysitter but now it was Sabine’s turn. Jay huffed “I looked all over the damn kingdom for you” she watched as Sabine’s drake retreated into his stall not wanting to deal with her anger. “I had to take care of Chiyo all by myself Katja was busy gossiping with the king and you’re here playing with Khaan” Jay took her helmet off shaking her head to fix her hair “I had shit to do too you know? Even my clones could not keep up with Chiyo!” Sabine huffed and narrowed her eyes at Jay “I’ll take her off your han-“ the knight stopped talking…she had an idea she knew how she could help you.

TYSM FOR READING HAHAH ❤️❤️🗣🗣 my reach is . Awful for fics . So if u liked this silly fic maybe give it a reblog? It would mean so much!! :D Ty! ❤️❤️❤️🐴🐴🐴

[frenchfrywrites]

I just realized with all these fanfics and headcanons of fucking a twst character in the halls that Idia would 100% be able to watch because I’m pretty sure it’s canon he hacks the security cameras around school 😳😳😳 what a cute little perv lol

Ough I'm just imagining how flustered he'd be watching you get it on with someone.. ofc you'd tell them about how Idia might be watching. I think it'd turn some of them (cough cough Cater, Rook, Lilia.. cough) on even more.. imagine looking into the camera like you know he's watching.. maybe getting your sub to look or wave too so he knows you both know (and feels less guilty/terrified with watching) 😈

[l-a-l-o-u]

so here's a story about twilight princess

when i first got this game on the wii, it was probably my first RPG and at that point i only knew the sims, barbie pc games, and wii sports resort. i started playing twilight princess at the start of the summer and i progressed VERY slowly even though i was like, sixteen, because i barely knew how games like this worked. at this point i knew NOTHING of zelda lore, i didnt know what the triforce was, i had never heard of ganon, all i knew was 1) sword and 2) green pointy hat. i took a whole day finishing the tutorial in the village and slowly found my way through the first dungeon. i was like, ight this is pretty fun, im excited to go visit the princess now :) and then this game hits me with this fucking portal made of black pixels and distorted music and crazy looking monsters and they seem to kill my friends and kidnap some kids and i have to run after them like ?!?! WHAT is going on!!!! There's a huge wall of darkness here that wasn't there before and there's funky writing on it?? oh FUCK a giant hand cane out of it and brought me in and OH IM A WOLF NOW?? Oh i'm in prison??? I was SO intrigued like you don't even know. Then there's that legendary scene where Midna just shows up and is super cryptic and keeps laughing at you from behind the bars, and I was so interested in this funky little imp girl. It took a really long time for me to get through the sewers, and every time I found one of those guard's ghosts I just had more questions. I finally climbed up to that one door and walked outside. I was on the castle roof. Midna said something like "are you starting to understand now?" and I was like, no, but holy fuck, I need to know more! 

 And then I had to leave for summer camp. I was gone for three weeks, on this really long canoe trip in the middle of nowhere, and during those long hours paddling in the rain to our next camping site all I could think about was WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT? I had the image of the castle's towers, looming in the distant yellow sky, firmly printed inside my mind. I don't remember what my hypotheses were but I came up with a lot of them. Then after three weeks travelling along some rivers and lakes and sleeping in a tent I went back home, and I turned the game back on, holding my breath. I had to make my way across the roof, which took a while, because I had to relearn all the controls. But then you get to that one tower. And you go up the stairs. And there's this woman in a dark room wearing a cloak who sees you come in and is like oh, there you are. Let me tell you how the kingdom fell. My fantasy-loving ass is just there like 😳. You see Zant for the first time in that flashback and there's that blood chilling sound when he's revealed, bro I was Terrified!! And then Zelda pulls down her hood and she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I'm like OH so YOU'RE Zelda. That's YOUR name on the box. I want to be by your side forever please. And you can't talk to her any more than this because the guards are coming and you need to go now!! You need to leave her behind, and then you teleport away and AH!!!!!! I waited three weeks and it was so worth it but this was just the beginning!!! I couldn't fucking believe it!!!! I was literally inside a story like all those books I read, and I was the one figuring stuff out! 

I'll never forget that high it was truly something