#liferuiner

[killmurray603]

Still one of the hardest songs ever. The tone, the lyrics, the ignorance. I prefer their later stuff but this song slaps

[doomgang]

𝑆𝑜 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦. 𝑈𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦. 😪

𝐴𝑠 𝑖𝑓 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓-𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚. 😬

FUCK.

MY.

LIFE. 😭

#firstcreditcard

[andyoftheyear]

"I can't seem to find you out there...they said it wouldn't be easy and I get that, but I am tired of always looking and trying and getting nowhere with no one.." -me

[last1leftalive]

One tornado thought it would be alone forever, just a strange gust of dirt... Then it found out it wasn't alone and twisted there were others. I may not survive purple but someone better box that shit back up!!

[a-moth-called-mof]

Happy birthday to the dream smp, ruiner of lives, destroyer of brains, my beloved and hated, my pookie bear, my first friend, my oldest enemy. I miss you forever mwah mwah. Happy 4 years babygirl ❤️

[lynn-tged-posting]

something i've been learning again and again recently is that tged has absolutely wonderful reaction image material

i've been using these on my priv twitter account and it has been VERY fun scrolling back and seeing them,,, they work so well

like theyre so silly,,, they fit so well,,, i can use them in any situation,,, and the art expresses it perfectly,,,

they,,, may have replaced my tmnt ones

if i had the storage space i absolutely would go through the webtoon again to get fun screenshots for reaction image purposes,,, alas i do not so i will just use the ones i take every now and then

i love the art in tged so so much im so glad i read this webtoon

[gaiaxygang]

here's nut's live version of 'my oxygen', his song for oxygen the series. for everyone who hasnt seen,

and my personal favourite, his self cover/alternative arrange of 'just like a dream', his song from something in my room. i think the official version of this song is super cute too. the mv has so many silly scenes from the show....

[crazychicke]

it hits different this time...

[zkullcat]

Little announcement! All the art I had tagged as #neogang for my ocs has been tagged as #liferuinersbeta for the rebrand/redesign. Stay tunned to see their new designs soon!

[bleakdecemb3r]

you watch a few shows for perth and chimon and your brain gets taken over

[toastsnaffler]

my hubris was clearly getting threateningly high bc the universe felt the need to keep me in check by making me kick out in my sleep high enough that I knocked over the half glass of water on my fucking DESK

[scumwolf]

[nubreed73]

To draw the “homosocial” back into the orbit of “desire,” of the potentially erotic, then, is to hypothesize the potential unbrokeness of a continuum between homosocial and homosexual – a continuum whose visibility, for men, in our society, is radically disrupted.

Sedgwick, E. K. (1985). Between men: English literature and homosocial desire. New York, NY: Columbia University Press.

NOBODY EVEN LOOK AT ME THIS MAN IS A LIFERUINER AKA I watched Descendants of the Sun and got slammed with even more brainrot (FFS)

HAPPY PRIDE I GUESS

[wildpeachfarm]

https://www.tumblr.com/wildpeachfarm/748334806743515136/fuck-man-the-fact-that-i-heard-about-the-original?source=share

this is not even a twitter problem everyone on the internet is always ready to spread liferuining allegations but when it comes to sharing news about them getting proven false...

like did you know that the Mandela catalogue author was accused of grooming but those accusations were debunked and the accuser admitted to lying as well? yeah i also didn't know that until recently

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[yakumtsaki]

We're back for the last update before Barflina fucks off to college! This is one giant update I have to split in 2 parts them thanks to the liferuining new 30 pics limit, I will post part 2 right after this one. I don't mean to be dramatic but the universe cannot contain my hatred for the new post editor. At least I have Wendi looking all cute and regal.

-I will NEVER have kittens with Shinok, I hate him and his stupid, not coordinated grey leg coloring!

What?? WHO CARES

-I care, look at my beautiful cohesive coat! His genes would ruin it and our kids would be freaks!

-Jimbo, on the other hand, is a perfect specimen! Now that's a good addition to my gene pool!

Jimbo, the leopard print, custom slider freakshow DOG is a perfect specimen for you, Wendi the CAT. I'm starting to suspect you're a cross-species perv and Shinnok's legs aren't the problem here.

-Shut it! Leave that elderly deer bitch Veronica, Jim, and run away with me!

-Oh Wendi, I don't know, it seems wrong..

-I hear you, baby, but maybe it's so wrong.. it's right?

-KEEP YOUR SLUTTY PERVERTED WIFE AWAY FROM MY MAN, SHINNOK

-HOW AM I THE ONE GETTING BEAT UP I HATE THIS HOUSE I HATE MY LIFE

-I'M RUNNING AWAY AND NEVER COMING BACK, YOU CAN KISS THE CAT LEGACY GOODBYE!!!

10 seconds later:

-Ok I'm back, just in time for my birthday!

Happy birthday, Shinnok, your present is your dad dying at the exact same time. WTF @ game timing.

-Daddy no!

-I'm off to join your mother in cat heaven, Shinnok!

-But Mom hated you!

-Oh right she did, well she's probably in Hell anyway. Guard those mismatched grey legs you got from me, they are my legacy!

-I will Dad! I will!!

RIP Klaus, you were a sweetheart, I'm sorry you had to mate with Kitana💔

Xander and Sandy are each other's fav and Sandy is constantly late for work because she's fucking around playing with him. I'd like to remind you guys that I've been trying to get her to the top of the culinary career since SOPHITO AND SUGAR WERE CHILDREN

-B̷U̴T ̸I ̷L̷O̷V̴E̵ XA̴N̸D̵E̶R̵🧟‍♀️

Will you get your zombie ass to work, Xander will be here when you come back!

NEVER MIND. WHY CAN'T THIS GAME SPACE OUT THE PET DEATHS A LITTLE GOOD GOD.

RIP Xander, you were the best dog we've had so far, you were so good and loyal and kept running into fires with your dumbass owners. I'll miss you💔

-I ̴D̶I̵D̶ ̶I̷T, I F̷I̸N̷A̴L̷L̶Y̵ ̵D̴I̸D̵ ̶I̸T̶! W̴H̵E̷R̷E̵'̸S̶ M̵Y ̸D̵O̷G̷ ̴BA̷B̷Y🧟‍♀️

Sandy I'm so happy for you, and also I'd like to talk to you about the law of equivalent exchange.

Could it be that there are too many people in this house?? Could it??? I'm starting to feel it's possible.

OH FFS, VERONICA

AWWWW they have Jimbo's spots, so cute! God this lot is gonna explode.

SO CUTE. MY HEART

Time for Liz's cucky birthday party with no guests because I'm already tempting fate with this lot.

-Thank you, balloons, for protecting the viewing public from Failina's face. -This face has been making out with Meadow Thayer while you're getting rejected by the Tricou Don clones. -SHUT UP I'LL KILL YOU -Can I blow my candles now? -Not yet, Mom, I'm not done bringing up Barf's humiliating dating failures.

Please go ahead, Liz, and also where the hell is your husband.

-Playing catch with Sugar.

Of course he is.

-Happy birthday to me!

Do you feel any different, other than this awful outfit that I'm changing asap?

-Now that you mention it I do..

-..I feel the inexplicable need to fight with my 100yo mother-in-law despite the fact we're friends!

Liz wtf WHY

-There can only be one cunty matriarch around here and it is I! And also I'm a way better lawyer than you ever were! Now let me just get my makeover-

-So I can berate you some more!

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. Liz wtf is your problem??? It's literally like a switch flipped as soon as she aged up, what on earth.

-I EAT LITTLE 60YOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST, BITCH

She does, Liz, she really does. You come at the queen, you best not miss! But I still don't get why this feud erupted out of nowhere??

Oh my God.. IT'S BARFLINA. We have the quite possibly first case in history where it isn't the adults exposing the children to violence and setting abusive patterns, it's the other way around!!! YOU TWO ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART, EVEN SHAJAR AND HER 1 NICE POINT ARE HORRIFIED -GOOD, THIS FAMILY CAN GO TO HELL!!! FROM ITS ASHES MY NEW DYNASTY WILL RISE -SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR DYNASTY ALREADY -YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A DYNASTY BECAUSE NO ONE WILL EVEN DATE YOU -THEY SO WILL AND THEY'LL BE BETTER THAN YOUR BIMBO -TAKE HER NAME OUT OF YOUR GROSS MISSHAPEN MOUTH -WE HAVE THE SAME MOUTH, MORON -YA BUT MINE HAS BEEN KISSED, INCEL -I'LL KILL YOU -I'LL KILL YOU MORE

-Dad, someone will date me, right?? -Of course they will, son! You'll be a hoe, like your dad was before you! -But no one wants to date me! You had 50 first dates, I clearly get my genes from you but not the success! -Well, you'll have to relax and play it cool. You come across a little neurotic and/or psychotic. You get that from your mom. -You're right, Dad, I won't call the matchmaker until I'm as relaxed as one of those pimples chilling on Failina's gross oily forehead!

-Ah, nothing more relaxing than a nice, hot cup of tea..

-..with the view of Uncle Sugar setting Sandy's spine back in place. -I̸T FE̵L̸L ̴O̸F̷F🧟‍♀️ -Ok, I'm ready for my date!

See you in part 2, coming right up!