#life of vees

[vergess]

Any fun facts about yourself you'd like to share?

Hmmmmm, hmmm, fun facts... not existential horrors...

Let's see, what's a new thing for the tag that I haven't already talked about...

Oh!!! I know!!!

When I was little (like, before schooling started), my family spoke French and Arabic in the home.

I also LOVED the Narnia books, which I read voraciously. These were in English.

So, my mother with all the confidence in the world enrolls me in a normal kindergarten class for American children all of whom speak English. I am fluent, after all. I read English novels!!

Until this point I was under the impression English was a made up fairy tale language.

Please envision for a moment a tiny little middle eastern child in the whitest classroom on earth, barely coping with the fact that EVERYONE IS SPEAKING PERFECT ELVISH.

I did NOT cope well with finding out that it was 1) Real and 2) had RULES.

You've heard of ESL English as a second language), now get ready for whatever the fuck that is.

[vergess]

I mean it wasn't TLT themed, obviously, because at that point I think Homestuck was still in its first year lol

But, listen, sometimes you're a bunch of newly minted Adults(tm) and someone has rented the worst possible trailer to live in, and the floors are already bloodstained as fuck anyway, you're all drunker than god when he made the place, and one of your friends pulls out a scalpel set, and you've done basically as much try-to-seduce-the-closet-case as you can stand, so you may as well fuck around a bit and learn to do some stitches, right?

@arionwind @stitches-and-icecream back me up here

harrow the ninth themed girls' night where we take turns performing highly experimental amateur surgery on each other

[hoursofcannibal]

STAR OF THE SHOW

[tomfoolery-coolatta]

rugh

[lalalalalalakakakak]

[penny-anna]

Willow: since we're trapped in the Human Realm and have time to kill, we've been thinking that it'd be great if you could show us some of some of the human 'movies' you're always raving about!

Luz: oh man I'd love to show you guys some of my favs! but uh, a lot of my top ten picks are horror movies so maybe we should start with something less scary

Gus: pfft, Luz, come on. after all the stuff we've been through together, what could these 'horror movies' possibly have in them that could scare us?

Luz: yeah, I guess you're right

*cut to the Hexsquad frozen in horror in front of John Carpenter's The Thing while Vee & Luz eat popcorn*

Luz: oh man you guys, this is the best part coming up!!

[allastoredeer]

The Hotel Crew lost a bet and now Alastor has to be one of the Vee's for a day.

(Sorry if the image is fuzzy)

[willosword]

love vox squeezing the other vees close when he's anxious like they're his goddamn stuffed animals

[hazbinvalvelvox]

I want these 😫

[cruelplatonic]

my personal headcanon is the vees were unremarkable nobodies when they were alive. i just love it as a thematic throughline for them. they love to let the public of hell speculate on them being famed and acclaimed since before death, but the the truth is they were a d-list failed influencer that got by on cheap controversey and scamming, a broke junkie who burned every shaky bridge he ever had, and a worn-out broadcast production assistant with more rejected auditions and tossed out script pitches than he could count. nobody missed them when they were gone, nobody cared who they were until they were dead.

[jicklet]

"I'll take care of you. it's rotten work. especially to me. especially if it's you. I'll do it but christ alive" except it's just me dragging myself through the basics of being a healthy functioning person.

[vergess]

vees what was the first most alarming bird

A non-domestic turkey

Even punching a bald eagle that broke into my house less stressful.

Those bitches were hunting me down in a pack.

While, geese and swans are... willing to concede to my displays of avian dominance (being larger and punching) turkeys do not care.

They know I am an outsider, perhaps they even know I am a Bird Eater, and they react accordingly.

[axel-otl]

teavee art based on a session i did with a few friends

[vhstown]

imagine how prosperous the fanfic community would be if people wrote fics instead of using character ai

[sorrelpaws]

our summer together!!!

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Sad and Complicated

Bonus: The remaining Vees trying to fix the picture using glue and pink tape

((Vox is still crying in Valentino's room))