#life is about to get so swag

[discount-kirishima]

one of the many things i love about blue eye samurai is that no matter how you look at it all ships are gay

[hana-bobo-finch]

tis here!! My stupid little beta pdbc comic!! UHHHHH

additional ramblings because I don’t know how to stop yapping:

I know the ending is extremely abrupt but honestly? I can’t even lie I think it’s funnier and somehow more in character that way. There is no way in hell he’d question what just happened he’d just lay on the floor and say “alas!” As if that is in any way is a proper response to what just happened. So no apologies for that, I genuinely think the ending is amazing and won’t hear anything else. Alas.

I WAS REALLY SCREWED OVER WITH THE TEN IMAGE MOBILE LIMIT SO THE PACING IS VERY IFFY!! That alongside the fact I wanted to get this out as quickly as possible to gauge opinions and such—therefore making this much less detailed than I’d like to have made it, yes that’s my own fault I know—means that I couldn’t properly show what the briar zome is like (HEARTBREAKING). It’s a lot more spacious and unending than what’s shown here. In this it only looks like you’re there for a few minutes but experiences there can last up to a week. There are also a lot more thorns and spiked vines, it’s just that, like I said, I wanted to get this posted quickly and coloring in all of those spikes probably took more time than some of the drawings themselves. Had I made this as accurate to canon as possible, it would be much more visually cluttered. The briar zome is VERY hard to traverse because almost everything is covered in thorns (hence the name). Also worth noting that although it’s seemingly wintry there, there’s no actual temperature in the briar zome which is why pumpkin daddy is not fucking freezing to death (you have to look DAPPER when you’re illegally eating crabs)

This technically isn’t canon. This is a mishmash of all of the stuff I have about the briar zome, but in canon it’s all much more spread out, e.g. the eyes weren’t discovered until a few trips in when they actually bothered trying to figure out if/where the briar zome ends, in which BAM they found a buncha eyes!! Speaking of the eyes, their official names are Sotes, and where they’re found is called the “Eyes Rink” (GET IT!!! EYES!!! ICE!!! GET I-💥💥💥)

you’re probably wondering what the Miika chimp incident is, which is a fair thing to be wondering, however I will not be elaborating because I think it’s funnier that way. sorry (I am not at all sorry)

AND THE TIIIIIIME yes indeed the time works differently there. As one could. Probably guess by the wack-ass watch positions. The briar zome does in fact have its own time system that’s displayed differently than most would be used to. Alas, I had to cut that part short because I realized I was quickly running out of pages and I really wanted space to draw some of those beautiful beautiful eyeballs. I has this whole lecture about different types of watch hand designs and their names but that was unfortunately cut for time (ironically)

anyway uh. hope this was somewhat enjoyable? *EXPLODES*

[breadandblankets]

thinking about Daniel figuring out what makes Armand eat people he interacts with and then beginning to deliberately mark people for death

And the reasons just keep getting flimsier and flimsier, like it starts with "serial rapist" and ends with "cut me off at the grocery store". like, he definitely just wants to kill people but for the longest time he feels like he has to justify Why he wants them dead

at the end of the chase, just before Armand wipes him, he is just fully like this person has done nothing wrong but i want to see Armand eat them so they will die and thats all the justification he needs.

and then after he gets wiped he doesn't remember the chase, and reverts back to some semblance of his old morality, with some hang ups smoothed out

Anyway I think as the memories come back Daniels at first kinda horrified?? But then is like well I mean…. Who cares really, people will die at any time, hes just speeding it along. Old man nihilism ya know?

[cathalbravecog]

i'm the antonymph of the internet

[derpinette]

memory: when i was a toddler OMW back home with my mother on one of those intercity travel buses when we suddenly heard women screaming only for me to look down & see dozens upon dozens of cockroaches running up my legs & under my dress

[cowboy-robooty]

no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way

[vanillaboyfriend]

dude nick complaining about his “girl pants” in the most recent premo… lemme at him

[taonpest]

kain posting kain posting kain posting kain po-

[whatudottu]

...So yeah turns out I was lying in the tags butch Bulkhead actually gave me inspiration for t-swag Breakdown??? Inspired entirely by big naturals (not that you can tell) I did this in like... 30 or 40 minutes??? Never doubt the power of a butch I learnt that!

Look at this and tell me he’s not canonically trans I swear to god (projecting)

[eggmeralda]

that period of time between south park post covid being announced in 2021 to summer 2022 when everyone got obsessed with truffula flu was moderately heavenly

[aliferous-ly]

me talking about being nonbinary to my parents (who sometimes likes gendered terms but is asking them to specifically use gender neutral): yeah if someone looks at me i'd like them to not be sure, i want them to see a person not a woman

me talking to other queers about being nonbinary: i got SO much more comfy dressing feminine once i became genderfluid/nonbinary, literally magic

[aromanticgarbage]

You seem to really know everything and I love that!

Have you noticed if the angel tattoos that he has are matching ones with any friends/gf?

I saw a girl that his filmographer friend Alex tagged and she had a very similar angel tattoo than Joji's, just pointing the opposite direccion.

Just curious!

Why thank you, it feels good to be appreciated for my insanity. I wouldn't say that i know everything but god theres so much stuff out there and i am lowkey obsessed with seeing as much of it as i possibly can. I've pulled more accidental all nighters stalking this mans facebook pages than is probably sane.

On the topic of the angel tattoos. First of all Alex is @/_brthr_ on Instagram correct? I went through his posts and i didn't see the post u are referring to so u r gonna have to send me a link or something. For research purposes. But to be completely honest with you, Joji's romantic entanglements are the one part of his life that genuinely doesn't interest me in the slightest/I don't care to speculate about. His denial to make any of this stuff public is one of the things i really respect about him actually.

Maybe they just share the same tattoo artist, Joji and Alex certainly do/did for some time. An angel is a pretty classic design, it doesn't have to mean anything. The world may never know.

[chewingonsneakers]

i just had such a gay midwest emo thought that it actually shocked me because tell me why i’m sleeping in my bf’s hoodie and when i woke up the moment i pulled the hood back on my brain goes “i’m sorry i stole it but it still smells like the cheap cigarettes we smoked at the halloween party” THE WAY I FROZE.

in all seriousness that’s what it smells like and it’s making me melt. never been a huge user of the word cuddling n yet it has never sounded so necessary. he’s four hours away

[foxmulderautism]

im so bobby from my novel the way im on the bus listening to judas priest’s 1984 album defenders of the faith whilst going through waves of nausea

[infizero]

just realized entire cast of infinity train has MAJOR arospec swag im so fucking elated by this realization

[yume-fanfare]

i love you kaveh genshin impact you're the kindest man in the world im going to give you a kiss