#life immitates art

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Me almost getting tboned by a ford f150 running a red light an hour ago: omggg is this a wittb reference?? Omggggg wooowwwww

[justarandomgirly]

[socialistexan]

Wait, his name is Musselman and he took off his shirt as a celebration? Where have I heard that before...

[milfbro]

D'ARTAGNAN IS SICKKKK

[idontknowbutitsbjutifl]

sorry didn't mean to moan like that when you stabbed me

[gunshaverrr]

[ramen-hamster]

wearing an oversized tank top so that 1 (one) tiddie can slip out and get some fresh air

[skaldish]

Me: "Not sure why people portray trolls, goblins, and other fae beings as uncanny and incomprehensible. They seem like perfectly normal and reasonable people to me."

Me (neurodivergent): *Gets into a lively and engaging conversation with Roommate A (also neurodivergent).*

Roommate B (neurotypical): "I literally can't understand anything you two are saying. It doesn't look like you're having a conversation but are just talking over each other, getting louder and louder, and I can't tell what anything's leading up to and it's very upsetting. Excuse me while I go wait in the other room until you're both done."

Me: "Ah. That'll do it."

[divinemissem13]

OK, both candidates might have issues, but one of them has terminal cancer and the other one helped literally destroy an entire society so.... ⚖️

Both candidates have their issues but who are you voting for?

[aries-of-spades]

nothing like watching people play Hungry Hermits and then going to deal with Friday dinner rush at the pizza place you work at

[akascow]

i hate when i go to a "painting explained" video and they start dishing out the artist's whole life story dude just tell me the details of the painting omfg

[idleunit]

hey what the hell is my youtube recommended doing

[eviltext]

waitttttt omg kanna's behavior in the green manga sounds suspiciously familiar.. oh... oh no.. ah. shit.

[lutefisk-kingdom]

The first few pictures look like sleeping Sperm Whales

ok but have you ever seen a parked blimp?

why is this so goddamn funny

[eluvixnsarchived]

HI IM AWAKE I HAD A DREAM ABOUT LIVING WITH GOOD FRIENDS ( they aren't real idk who those people are ) AND SOMEONE VISITED WITH A PUPPY???? A LITTLE PUPPY WITH STUBBY LEGS WHO JUST FOLLOWED ME AROUND AND HAD CUDDLES????? HE WAS WHITE WITH BROWN PATCHES AND HE WOULD JUST TUCK HIMSELF UNDER MY CHIN LIKE A SCARF

[el3ctraaa]

Me: *gets home from being miserable at college*

Also me:*immediately gets on the Sims so I can make my self sim miserable at college*