#life immitates art

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Me almost getting tboned by a ford f150 running a red light an hour ago: omggg is this a wittb reference?? Omggggg wooowwwww

[justarandomgirly]

[socialistexan]

Wait, his name is Musselman and he took off his shirt as a celebration? Where have I heard that before...

[milfbro]

D'ARTAGNAN IS SICKKKK

[idontknowbutitsbjutifl]

sorry didn't mean to moan like that when you stabbed me

[gunshaverrr]

[ramen-hamster]

wearing an oversized tank top so that 1 (one) tiddie can slip out and get some fresh air

[divinemissem13]

OK, both candidates might have issues, but one of them has terminal cancer and the other one helped literally destroy an entire society so.... ⚖️

Both candidates have their issues but who are you voting for?

[skaldish]

Me: "Not sure why people portray trolls, goblins, and other fae beings as uncanny and incomprehensible. They seem like perfectly normal and reasonable people to me."

Me (neurodivergent): *Gets into a lively and engaging conversation with Roommate A (also neurodivergent).*

Roommate B (neurotypical): "I literally can't understand anything you two are saying. It doesn't look like you're having a conversation but are just talking over each other, getting louder and louder, and I can't tell what anything's leading up to and it's very upsetting. Excuse me while I go wait in the other room until you're both done."

Me: "Ah. That'll do it."

[akascow]

i hate when i go to a "painting explained" video and they start dishing out the artist's whole life story dude just tell me the details of the painting omfg

[thankyouforbeingsowrong]

Chapter 23 :)

Follow Me in Merry Measure

Fandom: Lewis (TV)

Relationship: James Hathaway/Robert Lewis

Summary: It's almost Christmas, and as old memories surface, change looms on the horizon.

An Advent romance set to a festive soundtrack 🎄

Playlist: Spotify | YouTube

December 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 + 31

[madxscientist]

hey what the hell is my youtube recommended doing

[rotturn]

what if i made little connections pages where it showed all the important dynamics the muse has and which verses that dynamic applies to/if its canon to all main verse interactions so that it'd be easy for everyone to see that stuff and reference things where need be

[eviltext]

waitttttt omg kanna's behavior in the green manga sounds suspiciously familiar.. oh... oh no.. ah. shit.

[lutefisk-kingdom]

The first few pictures look like sleeping Sperm Whales

ok but have you ever seen a parked blimp?

why is this so goddamn funny

[eluvixnsarchived]

HI IM AWAKE I HAD A DREAM ABOUT LIVING WITH GOOD FRIENDS ( they aren't real idk who those people are ) AND SOMEONE VISITED WITH A PUPPY???? A LITTLE PUPPY WITH STUBBY LEGS WHO JUST FOLLOWED ME AROUND AND HAD CUDDLES????? HE WAS WHITE WITH BROWN PATCHES AND HE WOULD JUST TUCK HIMSELF UNDER MY CHIN LIKE A SCARF