#life calvin

[typewriter-worries]

Night Walk, Franz Wright | Calvin and Hobbes | Tuesday, Alex Dimitrov

[rolkientolkien]

As Christians, we shouldn't be surprised when the world mocks Jesus or us. The world hated Jesus because He convicted people of their sin, the world will hate us for the same reason. One of the oldest depictions of Jesus is a piece of Roman graffiti. It shows Jesus, crucified with a donkey head and captioned, "Alexamenos worships his god." To quote Martin Luther, "They gave our Master a crown of thorns, why do we hope for a crown of roses?"

[triggerpuller501]

i was thinking about how tumblr would be a good place to post this. me and a friend recreated a clip from "hitmen for hire" via roblox. enjoy

[kylefive]

guys pretend that im cool please imma show ur comments to my mom

[falloutnewnobody]

obsidian had to make ulysses an antagonistic character becuase they knew he and the courier would be unstoppable as besties. Like they'd be the emo cowboy ryan and sharpay evans the mojave never asked for but gets anyway. those two traumatized, plot armored to the teeth mailmen would win the battle of hoover dam armed with flagpoles and the power of friendship as a drunken sidequest just to graffiti it and divert the power to small blossoming towns across the mojave.

After the battle, Ulysses would say some shit like "the bear and the bull could not be trusted with this old world relic, as they do not seek to learn from such relics, rather they wallow in them and use them as weapons against their neighbors and community. we must defend this relic from those who seek to use it only in that capacity," and then courier 6 would be like, "yeah, man. so true. wanna watch me do a sick backflip off the side of the dam i wont break my neck this time i promise,"

[operationandre]

people on campus thinking i’m in the army or know someone in the army when in reality i’m just cosplaying a fictional school sh00ter

[d3vdgvrlll]

people who disapprove of lying simply don’t have a storytellers soul

[whyamipasta]

this one honestly could’ve went both ways :3 (also thanks again to lily for being funny) (also also ignore the avatar background)

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

The first mission the Court send their newly minted Talon on is an assassination attempt on the ward of one Bruce Wayne… Dick Grayson.

Calvin— can’t kill Dick. He can’t.

He didn’t know it would be the boy he grew up in the circus with they want him to murder in cold blood. He didn’t know— didn’t recognize him until the knife was already at his throat.

But he remembers now. And he won’t do it. Never. Never.

He’ll run. Disappear. Dick doesn’t know who he is, it’s better that way, and if he’s lucky the Court will be too busy hunting him to care about the failed assassination.

Unfortunately for Calvin, Dick does remember; Recognizes the Talon.

And he’s not inclined to let his childhood best friend slip through his fingers again after years of believing him dead.

[raticalshoez]

how the hell do i even tag this...

[nickorite]

What’s in Henry’s head 24/7

Song: Passing Through by Kaden MacKay (mashup version)

[fresherfriut]

[bottledkriegmen]

stemmed from a joke @calcyum made last night that im still thinking about

[lytkit]

me and my bf as mclennon in gacha bcos my ass caNNOT DRAW FOR THE LIFE OF ME RN. Do we fw it. I’m john and he’s paul hehe the outfits are based OFF THIISSS

me and him fo real

[drawthething]

"Get your waterballoons ready, we're going to war" 👊🍔

I know I said I was gonna draw them muppets for this one but I got bored so I tried something else (with precious lil bean mouths 🥳)

[da-real-god]