#lielac plays overwatch

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sure we lost but i got four golds and POTG so i’m not that upset

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what  your hero choice says

genji: haha good fucking luck losersmccree: i cant aim but i want to pretend i canpharah: we can fucking win. we can.reaper: it doesnt matter that i cant aim im still gonna kill everyonesoldier 76: this is the only class i can playtracer: i'm gonna chipshot the enemy team from a mile away but i SWEAR i'm helpingbastion: i have to win. i have to.hanzo: fuck you alljunkrat: i cant aim but i want to helpmei: i take delight in others' frustrationtorbjorn: i hate you. my heart is fueled by hatredwidowmaker: i wish i wasn't hered.va: i cannot and thus will not chillreinhardt: i want to help us winroadhog: dont care about any of you just wanna kill peoplewinston: i like environmental killszarya: i believe in myselflucio: i believe in this teamana: id rather be playing widowmaker but we have no supportmercy: i fucking hate this team but we have no supportsymmetra: i live to inconveniencezenyatta: i like healing more than sniping but not by much

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saved highlights include “i can’t drive for shit but triple kill”, “rip-tire boom boom boom”, and “play of the four birds with one mech”

oh-so-creative, me

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how to lucio, by a noob

run in circles around your team with heal music on

amp it up whenever the cooldown finishes

take potshots at the red team

fail to resist the urge to charge in because dammit people we need to reclaim the objective

die

rinse and repeat

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finally caved and bought overwatch

so far, fave heroes are pharah and d.va (fly and rocket go boom and I got a potg with the concussion thingy fear me; infinite shooty and mecha go boom)

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that zenyatta 100% team damage post is always good for laughing so hard it hurts.

all the baffled people and the nuclear ghandi comments and

"I was a very fast little robot man with a fist full of discord who never died. also we won."

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side note:

going through mercy’s outfits and “the witch of the wilds[...]”

that doesn’t look like morrigan or flemeth :V

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41 exp away from level 14 are you fucking with me right now overwatch

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shamrockjolnes replied to your post: “how to lucio, by a noob run in circles around your team with heal...”:

As a Lucio main going on 7 seasons now, I'd say just keep on doing that and it pretty much keeps working out

pfft, well then.

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also this fucker thinks he’s real funny probably

(we got fucking steamrolled it was great)

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“must put boob in boobcup or no one will know this character is a Pretty Girl”

and the rest of mercy and zarya’s default outfits are so great, too

it’s not even a consistent suction-cupping across the board, even, symmetra and sombra and mei escape it and tracer has a convenient chronowhatsit in the way (and pharah has a different problem, and ana is old and gets to not be sexy) and d.va’s is at least not molded

but widowmaker has it even worse and i just

aaaaaaaargh so close but so boob

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threespaced replied to your post: how to lucio, by a noob run in circles around your...

i mean i have 100 hours on lucio and this is basically my strategy too, with the addition of “die while attempting to get sick environmental kills on control maps”

hah

I did forget “use speed boost to run back from spawn faster”, that’s also a thing I do

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man, i wish i could see how frequently i get killed by what other heroes, it’d be interesting to know how many times i’ve been shot by a widowmaker vs riddled with holes from fking bastion

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it would be a bad idea for my anxiety but So Fucking Funny in theory if next time I run into a cranky twit on mic when I lose in quickplay I turn on mic and start singing bits from no mercy

🎶 we ended up losing and you got all mad, your tears are what I live for 🎶

alternately, quoting from that you're welcome parody with mercy

please relax, es ist nur ein Spiel

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i’m probably going to be murdered by an irish person for how i mixed up moira’s accent with a scottish one somehow

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eveybody loves moira, so far there’s always been one on my team