#lick the spider

[nataliedecorsair]

A little bit of my Baldur's Gate 3 sketches (maybe I'll upload more later) I never was a DnD player and didn't know much about it (besides some general & popular stuff), so this is my first actual experience x) This game is enormous - and amazing - and a bit overwhelming - and I enjoyed it. I made my Tav a barbarian, but with a bit of intelligence upgrade... and even more charisma, because talking your enemies into doing something was hilarious. I also wasn't planning on shipping her with anyone, but Gale got so obsessed with her and praised her all the time, so I decided to give it a try (didn't regret it, it was fun). Trolling him was also fun, just like in this spider licking scene xD I also drew her with hooves because I like how it looks. But she can be drawn either way, doesn't really matter to me Hope you enjoy the art!

[littlestarbigfangs]

Gale "Cat Dad" Dekarios

[crowwolf]

Anyone else always, and I mean ALWAYS, have to lick the spider?

[incorrect-bg3]

Gale, seeing someone doing something idiotic: gods, what an idiot

Gale, realizing it’s Tav: oh no, that’s MY idiot

[shu-box-puns]

I've got this image of Dad!Tsu’tey from my Father-son-shenanigans AU turning up in ATWOW during the aftermath of the SeaDragon, specifically on that one rock. And he has no idea how he ended up there, but whilst Jake and Neytiri are quaking at the sudden appearance of their dead friend (visibly aged from the joys of fatherhood), Spider pops out of the ocean.

Naturally, Tsu'tey only has eyes for his son, and immediately gets launched head first into Protective!Dad mode at the state of him. He looks like a drowned rat, has several sluggishly bleeding cuts along his body, his stripes are faded more than his Spider ever allows. Not to mention, his dreads are matted at the scalp and are in desperate need of a retwist. But most alarming of all, none of his other family members (The Sully's) seem to remember to check on him in their shock of discovering Tsu'tey's presence.

Since no one else seems to be bothering, Tsu'tey helps Spider out of the water, noting the shock on the boy's face as he hesitantly takes Tsu'tey's outstretched hand.

<"Are you okay?"> Tsu'tey asks, as he has done for countless years. And horrifyingly, instead of Spider replying with "yes Dad," or "no Dad" Tsu'tey gets a-

<"Yes sir.">

Spider has never referred to Tsu'tey as 'sir' before. It's either 'Olo'eyktan' when he's in a mood and wants to get under Tsu'tey's skin, or 'Dad'.

<"Sir?"> Tsu'tey repeats with a curl of his nose. <"Who the hell is sir? I am Dad to you. I have always been Dad to you."> And of course, Tsu'tey is dead in this universe, and Spider has no clue who this strange forest na'vi is. Not to mention he's had a very long and emotional day surrounding another father figure.

<"Dude, I have no idea who you are.">

Cue:

Tsu'tey from my Dad!Tsu'tey AU looking at Spider in our ATWOW: "Watch out kid because you're about to get the strongest and most stable support system any clan has ever seen."

BONUS:

If Spider were to admit to Tsu'tey that Quaritch is alive (he's only known the man for an hour but Eywa does he trust him to keep Neytiri from mauling him):

Side Note: Tsu'tey has it all under control, and now has recruited Neytiri to go hunt down that dead beat dad.

[wirywyrm]

[kuzcosources]

Send "Stop licking the damn thing!" to catch my muse licking something they're not supposed to.

bonus if you specify what they're licking!

[alpydk]

[mantisgodsdomain]

In the process of creating a thrall, the illithid halves the creature's intelligence, and then adds 1d6 to the creature's new intelligence to create its final intelligence. This means that, for creatures at 10 intelligence or below, being thralled by an illithid has a chance to permanently increase their intelligence score, with a higher chance of an increase of intelligence the lower the original intelligence.

This process, notably, does not modify the creature's body or non-intelligence statistics, thus meaning that any intelligence gained is simply a net gain for the creature's statistical total. There is also a stage in the middle where the creature's intelligence is halved, but the 1d6 extra intelligence has not been added on. So, for example, if you are an 8-intelligence Barbarian, you will have approximately 24 hours of having the intelligence of a giant weasel, or perhaps a single cranium rat. This is a normal thing to do to people.

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Head cannon that Danny Phantom ghosts are just the animate or “living” equivalent of vintage glassware (like uranium glass, Fiestaware, etc.)

They come in bright colors, set off “Geiger” counters, and sometimes glow.

[scoobysnakz]

a miguel edit that is on a constant loop in my head now

[inkyquince]

Bro spider dude?? (Kar'niss) Omfg I never thought about it but he's definetly a freak I cannot wait to see what you do with the bg3 characters genuinely am excited.

LOOK. HE'S IN THE GAME FOR JUST BARELY A MINUTE. BUT GOD.

he's fucking rambling to himself, he's a drider, he EVISERATES A GOBLIN FOR NOT DOING WHAT HE SAYS, he's constantly whispering to his goddess that is obviously aint lolth.

but fuck

the voice whispering back. and his empty, hungry eyes fixating on the little chosen making their way through. goddess needs more loyals. loyals with ties to the chosen.

wouldn't be too bad if he bred with them. he likes their big, frightened eyes.

[fromfrollo]

@cornflowersisblue, They want to… lick me? Mh, I have to ask my Majesty about this.

The kid is soooo shy~`

[galfromearth-22191]

Margo Ms. Gurl, can you link us where you got your VR system from??

That bad boy is advanced

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD:

2014 2023

[invalidname19]

Lost my mind a long time ago

to find it

need forensic