#lexy��s incorrect quotes

[lumax-mayclair]

*Rue, Fez, and Lexi out to eat and Rue’s trying to convince Fexi to Dine-and-dash

Lexi: Rue, we’re not doing that!

Rue: oh, what a surprise, Mom and Dad don’t wanna do it! 🙄

Lexi: *mom points* We are not Mom and Dad! And we’re not leaving without paying young lady! 😠

Fez: *nods dad-ly in agreement 😠

[svnnyd4ys]

Grey's Anatomy incorrect quotes even tho most of these characters never fully interacted with each other

Lexie: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Owen: Not again! Lexie: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. Callie: Just wait until you hear about whales. Lexie: What now?

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Mark: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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George: On the count of three, what’s your favourite cake? George & April: One, two, three- George & April: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Mark: Our turn, Derek! One, two, three- Mark: Vanilla! Derek: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

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Jackson: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Cristina: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Richard: If you think I’m playing favourites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally! Richard, earlier: I don’t care for Alex.

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Mark: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Cristina: *looks over at Meredith and Addison* Cristina: Is it “sexual tension”?

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*after discussing a plan* Alex: Does anyone have any questions? April: Is this legal? Alex: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Callie: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Callie: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Callie: Go big or go home.

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Meredith: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). Alex: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). Mark: How are you talking like that in real life? Alex: Witchcraft (derogatory).

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Cristina: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Patient: What’s updog? Cristina: Alex! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Jackson: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Jackson: Oh my god, you have Cristina.

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Jackson: So, are they your friend or... Bailey: They’re like April, but if April was ordered to be around you. Jackson: Oh, so Meredith. Bailey: Precisely!

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Callie: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. Cristina: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther. Owen: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"* Meredith: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*. Derek: *actual flat-earther.*

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Jackson: Once Cristina thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.

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Meredith: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

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Callie: What’s your favourite colour? Bailey: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Callie: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8ml of sulphuric acid at STP? Bailey: My favourite colour is purple.

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April: Does everyone know their job for today? Arizona: Water the flowers. Callie: Vacuum the carpet. Meredith: Wash the dishes. Alex: Pretend to be a wolverine. April: Close enough.

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Meredith: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Meredith: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Owen: ...Thanks.

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Derek: You’re jealous. Meredith: Jealous? Derek: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Meredith: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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April: The first time I ever got upset in front of Meredith, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Meredith: I was doing both, for your information. Arizona: The first time Meredith hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Callie: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Arizona? Arizona: Derek, easily. Derek, laughing: What the fuck, man. Arizona: Well, Owen would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. Owen, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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*during a group project* Owen: *does 99% of the work* Jackson: *has no idea what’s going on* Derek: *says they’re gonna help but does not* Callie: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

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Alex: Cristina won’t come out of their room! Meredith: Just tell them I said something. Alex: Like what? Meredith: Anything factually incorrect. Alex, shrugging: If you say so. Cristina, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Callie: Compliment me. Alex: You have eyes. Callie: Yeah, that works.

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Arizona: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Callie? Callie: No. Arizona: I think I speak for Callie when I say it sounds really super.

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Jackson: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have April periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Jackson: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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*Meredith is speaking on the phone* Meredith: Yeah, I'm with Owen. Owen: Im fucking dying- Meredith: Yep, they're okay. Owen: I have a knife in my chest! Meredith: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. Owen: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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Derek, on the phone: So no head? Derek: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*

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Arizona: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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Lexie: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Alex: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Alex: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Owen: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Bailey: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Bailey: It's me.

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Meredith: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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April: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F... April: ...How did I fail being born?

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[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Incorrect quotes

Thanks to both @the-stray-storyteller here and @gottestod-writes here!

Rules: generate incorrect quotes for your OCs here!

Carmen: Things will get better!

The Squad:

Carmen: Okay, maybe they won’t.

Carmen: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

Jedi: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Carmen: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Jedi: You have to teach Rose how to drive.

Carmen: ...put the band-aid back on.

Noelle: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Carmen: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

Carmen: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Robbie, throwing a pokeball at Ash: Ash, I choose you!

Ash, not looking up from her book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Lexi: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Lexi: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Maddie: We need to distract these guys.

Akash: Leave it to me.

Akash: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Robbie & Lexi: *immediately begin arguing*

Gwen: What's wrong with you?

Noelle: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Jedi: Remember what I told you.

Carmen: Don’t be a cunt.

Robbie: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy.

Robbie: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward.

Robbie: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall give me the gun bitch.

Maddie: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?

Ash: Maddie, what did you do?

Maddie: Take a guess.

Carmen: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Carmen: A stab wound.

Jedi: So, you’ve finally arrived-

Jedi: Here to save prince-

Jedi: I’ve been waiting for this day-

Jedi: Stop skipping my dialogue-

Jedi: Seriously, stop-

Jedi: MOTHER FU-

Rose: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Kelsey: ...

Kelsey: What a stupid fucking quote.

Kelsey: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

Kelsey: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Carmen, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Carmen: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

These are too accurate omg

Also why does this generator love using Carmen so much

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[bluecookiescoke15]

Can't find the original to tag them in,

However, as soon as I read it, I knew

It needs to be a fexi fic

Thank you and goodnight

[coconut-cluster]

Okay okAY OKAY. SO. Lexi. S o. Do you mind if I write something for a post you made hecking AGES AGO. B u t, because I'm dumb and love making things awkward for myself, I mix it with another post I saw that was actually NOT a prompt post, it was an incorrect quote post. Is that okay? It might need to be two parts, but i am willing to take that risk if u give the go ahead. Thank you for your time and I'm sorry this came out of nowhere

Oh!!! Yeah absolutely, go for it!!

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

Lexi: Did you know most laugh tracks in TV shows were recorded in the 50's? that means you're hearing dead people laughing on TV. | Conner: that MIGHT be an interesting fact to most people, but I always hear dead people laughing!

okay a. the incorrect quotes thing yall keep doing in my inbox is stupidly funny  and i love it and b. @crusading-bastard i feel like you’ve actually said something similar to this