#levi rants

[when-is-tuesday]

pov: you left your phone downstairs and your alarm went off and your mom FOR SOME REASON looked at your notifications and saw your friend text you saying "i'm so bi" and asked you about it but then when she questioned you you went to go feed the outside cat (what the alarm was for) and texted the friend in a panic and fixed it (although you nearly had a heart attack). when you went inside your mom wasnt there so u assumed u were safe but then she came up and u managed to smooth over the text but then she says "I just need to understand Blank" and started SCROLLING UP where there is VERY GAY FANART so u somehow stopped her scrolling but she read a text saying "how's golfing?" -Blank "good! Redacted grabbed my wrist" -me and thought Redacted was flirting with u when she was just trying to see your phone and Redacted is very homophobic then ur mom gave you a talk like "if ur friends tell you that they're gay, tell me. they're not aloud to tell u that u can't tell anyone" or in other words "I am homophobic and probably will advise you not to hang out with gay friends and also you aren't aloud to have secrets" and then she left and u cried bc u almost got outed and Blank almost got outed and ur mom won't accept u when u come out even if she pretends to be supportive and all this reminded u that Blank thinks there are 2 genders and nonbinary and agender are the same (sad genderqueer noises)

[greenmeansgay]

oi vim falar merda(?)

Não sei se vcs assistiram Barbie mas eu assisti

E uma velha colega de escola postou que assistiu tbm

até aí tudo bem

mas ela sempre foi problematica

gostava de ship toxico, achava que relacionamento abusivo era perfeito

ela chegou a admitir que queria ser mandada e "usada"

isso no colegial

os ideais de relacionamento dela era sasuke/sakura e harley/joker

antes eu n falava nada mas cada vez mais eu tinha nojo do que ela me falava

pois bem

quando ela foi falar de barbie ela disse que ~"nós passamos a vida vendo o ken sendo apaixonado pela barbie e fazendo tudo por ela. agora a gente ve ele tentando ser dela enquanto ela não ama ele de volta. faz a gente pensar como as pessoas mudam" (algo assim)

e tipo... não?

a barbie nunca amou o ken e ela nunca disse isso a ele

alias ela diz que ela não é apaixonada por ele, eu não vou entrar em como eu acho q a barbie é lesbica/ace ou aro/ace hoje mas

como a midia pode manipular a mente das pessoas a ponto de elas queiram sofrer nas mãos de alguém para sentir "feliz" "realizada"

eu não consigo entender de vdd

eu queria ser mais """mente aberta""" mas plmdds ve se cresce

[zekescherries]

[livelaughlovesubs]

A rushed drawing made by me ✨✨ refers to the screenshot below

(It belongs to @goodnight-whore I chuckled when I saw this-)

[leviraaaaaa]

I was thinking. I was thinking what it would be like if you confessed to Levi. Because like...my bro will literally PANIC. I mean sure. He's a pretty man. Girl's are always clinging onto him. Love confessions are a daily thing. Random sappy letters or gifts left on his desk from people he doesn't even know. But then it's you. Nuh uh. Nope. Because you're so perfect to him right? You're pretty and smart and confident and you're so fun to be around but he's so fucking grumpy. Why on earth would you like him? He's just glad he exists in the same world you do, damn he's fucking grateful. And you're even friends with him, you spend so much time with him what else would he want from you right? He wants many many many things from you but he will not think about that.

Imagine you liking him. No? What? But then you're in his office and you're telling him you have something important to tell him but then you start saying things that he literally cannot comprehend why would you like him what do you mean you like him you're insane you're confused what the hell are you talking about? Levi would straight up go “No, you don’t.” with the deadest expression when you finally tell him you like him. He panics okay. DEADASS. There’s no other way to say it. He’s like all cool and calm and composed and he’s staring at you with blank gray eyes and inside he’s like wtfwtwfwtfdoirunawayiwannarunawaywhatdoidoineedfoureyestodealwiththiswtf Avoids you for the rest of the day…or life. You will have to go to the most insane extent to get him to speak to you again (With a little bullying from Hange) and talk about it. Because he’ll refuse to talk about it and pretend it never happened. When you do confront him to talk about it and like clear things though, he’s like…’’Okay’’. Absolute dumbfuck. (He will never never never ever directly admit his feelings for you, BUT you'll know it's a yes because he will slowly, carefully, cautiously slid his fingers between yours and squeeze your hand. Just. ever. so. slightly.)

[letthesunshinein]

I love Adam Parrish in almost every form but I can’t stand classically handsome blond angelic curly haired Adam?? Like Adam is beautiful and uncanny and delicate and has high cheekbones but also dusty and a little weird looking? Like yes, he is blondish but dusty! dirty! There’s no way this boy can afford a good haircut or product!! I can deal with some wave or even some curls if it’s messy. And yes he would want to look Presentable at all costs when he’s at school but there is only so much one can do when you get four hours of sleep and cut your hair yourself? And yes he is strong from boyds and from being a teenage dude but also this child is malnourished!

So anyways the football bro bone structure and build with the square jaw and the blessed angel golden blond curls need to stop…

[rainofthetwilight]

strength

[zk4rlett-h34rt]

Some thoughts on Levi WHB

Notes: my brain farted and just thought of these randomly. Also it’s my first time making a post like this🎉.

Warnings: a little suggestive but no smut.

- [ ] Have you ever been told as a kid that “they’re just mean to you bc they like you”. Yeah that’s him a nutshell classic tsundere moment 🤦🏽‍♀️

- [ ] Acts like he doesn’t like you and will insult you bc in reality a part of him dies if you’re not paying attention to him

- [ ] “ why are they asking another demon for help and not me?” “They aren’t paying attention to me how can I get them to focus on me ? Ahhh yes *insert insult here* “

- [ ] Cannot stand the fact if you’re upset about something that has nothing to do with him. All of those emotions should be caused by him

- [ ] He likes it rough but doesn’t like to initiate. Must be the reason for all that pent up animosity. The same way Lucifer will do anything for some tears Levi will say/do whatever so that you’ll slap him. He can’t help that it gets him hard 🤷🏽‍♀️. You would think he’s the embodiment of wrath but no it’s probably trauma related.

- [ ] Focusing back on MC he cares for them I wanna say the exact amount as the others do. The way he shows that is by nagging you incessantly.

- [ ] “Look both ways before you cross the street idiot” but then holds your hand as you both cross the street

- [ ] Will grab your jaw and tell you to stop grinding your teeth which is a habit you picked up from Satan making him seethe all over

- [ ] Is very weak to soft touches. I think Levi is so touchstarved and traumatized hes comfortable with touches. But if you just caress his face or run your fingers through his hair he’ll short circuit

- [ ] Wants to hate it bc new and uncomfortable but on the other hand it’s soft and he feels warm and then he hates it bc youre ruining the untouchable perfect image he worked so hard for 😭

- [ ] Eventually he’ll melt with your subtle touches but only in his office/bedroom away from others bc only he can receive this from you and only you can see him like this

[rene-darling]

Why do I see more sub levi fics then sub Armin??? Why is he always dom? Ur joking bro. No cuz Levi is def my cute pillow princess but so is Armin tf??🙏🙏

On another note,

My heart shatters into pieces every time I see a character that wouldn't dare tug at your hair becz that would hurt you written as this sadist freak. STOP THATS NOT MY BABY😭

THIS APPLIES TO DOM READER FICS TOO!! No Levi would not want to be hurt during intimate time, he's been hurt enough. XIAO WOULD NEVA BE A BRAT IN BED! HES SHY (as in unconfident) AND SOFT😭😭

I don't read a fic expecting the character to be completely perfect course not, but I don't expect such a big mischaracterization to the point it might as well not be a fic Abt em😭

[theysangastheyslew]

This should all be taken with a grain of salt due to translation inaccuracies, but from what I can gather from the latest Q and A, all it says about Hange is that they are estranged from their family, she has some skill in housework but doesn't like to do it, and is the type to fly off somewhere then come home unexpectedly (akin to Eren apparently?).

Soooo basically all stuff we already learned from the character interview from years ago 🙄😒😮��💨

Edit: Guess it also states in a character blurb that Hange is kind, beautiful, smart, stylish, and gets v embarrassed when being complimented. We been knew but still 😌

[mimikip4744]

so um…

I made a Dr/Mha au. It’s features other fangans as well, not just drdt, but I wanted to draw this in order to celebrate chapter two part two’s release. Also sorry if the hero outfits are bad, I had zero ideas

And here’s J using her quirk. I didn’t have any reason to draw this I just felt like it :)

[justyoursicanon]

Imagine the non-marvel movie Ryan, Hugh and Shawn are doing is just a poolverine AU where Ryan and Hugh play as alternative versions of Wade and Logan and can be openly gay without Disney or Marvel telling them no

(This is a joke please don't take me away😔)

[cntloup]

so I've noticed the main thing that draws me to people is how much they make me feel safe.

that's why I'm attracted to characters like Simon, Levi, Gojo, Nanami, Erwin etc.

I come from a place that never felt like home to me. I've always been on edge and anxious my whole life, always in a defensive mode and ready for something horrible to happen.

that's why I built a home, somewhere safe in my mind where I can seek refuge and relax.

these characters help me escape from everything happening around me and unwind in their arms as they hold me through the pain and turmoil.

and they are a source of strength and courage to me, guiding me on the path to better myself, be stronger and more confident even while doing the smallest tasks.

they have helped me through really tough times in my life and helped me take further steps towards being the person I've always wanted to be. and I've come so far thanks to them.

so because of that, they always have a special place in my heart. they make me feel safe. they are my home.

thanks for listening to my rant🙏🙂

[zekescherries]

random array of levi headcanons

- levi likes the rain, it brings him peace. he hates standing it it though, he'd rather watch it fall from inside.

- levi kinda has a sweet tooth, he didn't have many treats as a kid so when he finally got access to sweet foods he fell in love with them.

- levi prefers cats over dogs.

- when levi was younger and got into fights he usually went days or weeks without medical care. which ended up in him having some long lasting problems.

- levi had trouble reading and writing when he was apart of the Survey Corps, underground was terrible and didn't have many opportunities to get an education. so he taught himself but he still struggled.

- levi loves breakfast foods, he's a sucker for eggs.

- levi takes cold showers.

- levi isn't sure how to deal with children under 13. he knows what it's like to be a rebellious teen but with toddlers or pre-teens; it's a bit complicated.

- levi is a terrible sweet talker, he'd rather use his actions to sway someone than his words.

[livelaughlovesubs]

No joke now, Raphael has the best reason to hate Beelzebub. That man tries to eat him whenever they meet! I’d be scared too! But I find it so funny cuz- the other seraphim’s are like

: I hate Satan cuz (maybe) he ruined my plan of murdering Solomon’s descendant.

: I hate Levi cuz his coffin is too tough.

Then we have Rara: I hate beel cuz he tried to eat me, multiple times ;-;

[natsuki208]

Wow…

I just found a Reddit comment stating that after a lot of characters in AOT died, they are treated like an afterthought as if they weren’t important or never existed.

And you know what?.. THEY ARE RIGHT!!

(I don’t wanna quote the comment word from word so I’ll just sum it up)

Levi’s old squad are never brought up by either Eren or Levi again after S3.

Miche alongside his squad are never mentioned again and the cast themselves never learned what really happened to the former.

Moblit wasn’t even mentioned once by Hange during their tough times as commander; but at least they have Onyankopon, right?

Bertholdt grew from background character to major threat and then reduced to a forgotten token for Armin to get Annie in the end.

Freckled Ymir? Forget about her, it was all about the founder Ymir from that point on.

Porco and Colt both died at the same time and only briefly mourned then left unsaid at the same time.

The only ones I can think of that are still remembered at least were Marco, mainly by Jean, Reiner and Annie. Sasha, because they wouldn’t stop rubbing it in our faces that she died. And Eren, due to main character bias.

(I know my friend @sonofthesaiyans will agree with this)