#levels are just OFF the CHARTS bro

[queen-mabs-revenge]

To reiterate one of the students' signs: Join CATU - Community Action Tenants Union

Like industrial unions, tenants unions are the way that we can collectively wield our power against the ruling class; we organise to take strong collective action as tenants against landlords and private property owners. Our rent is what makes their profits - if we organize together, we can exercise that leverage and protect each other not only to save our own homes against evictions and malicious neglect, but to force the expansion of student accomodation, public housing, and end the selling of public land to private developers - to guarantee homes for all of us.

CATU has successfully protected the homes of people all over the country -- in Limerick, when multi-millionare shithead Pat McDonagh attempted to mass evict residents of the Shannon Arms, CATU helped residents organise and now two years later, all residents who joined CATU are still in their homes.

CATU is explicitly anti-racist, anti-fascist and believes that fighting for our right to homes means fighting for all of our rights to homes. As the song says, no force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one, but the union makes us strong!

Since I’ve been making posts about American/ British entitlement towards Ireland, I thought I’d talk about this video here.

I am a student at this college. It’s a big tourist attraction for many reasons, but the main one being that the book of Kells is kept here. I am also from Kells itself, but Dublin having the book and not Kells is a whole other issue.

So this protest that’s been happening over the the past few weeks is in response to the college once again raising rents for student accommodation to astronomical rates. That being when rent in Dublin (and Ireland as a whole) is already unliveable. You’d find cheaper rent off student accommodation, but it’s hardly easy to find places like this. As well as this, the majority of the student accommodation isn’t even on campus to begin with. Most are about a 45 minute luas journey away. So what the fuck are you paying for?

This protest is necessary. It’s been a long time coming. Time and time again they prioritise tourists over us. Buildings are old and falling apart, equipment isn’t functional, accessibility is god awful. I know this because I am disabled and use a rollator, but I can’t even use it on campus most days because there’s simply no ramps/ elevators in some buildings.

In one of my lectures last week we were in one of the old buildings. We had a lot of content to cover, but of course the projector wasn’t working. The professor spent fourty minutes trying to get the computer/ projector to work, but to no avail. So we have a whole lecture to catch up on! All of this while I was looking out the window at this atrocity:

A new building for tourists! Yay!

They’ve been building new school buildings for years, but of course instead of finishing them, they’ll spend their time and money on the tourists. I’m not even having an exam in one of my modules because they told the professor that there simply isn’t enough room to host our class for the exam. And it would be “too expensive” to book a venue… it’s only a class of about thirty. He had written a whole exam and we were under the impression we’d have one, but now it’s just continuous assessment I guess!

So you have to understand why we’re not exactly jumping for joy for the tourists. There are hundreds on campus everyday, just generally being annoying and entitled. And yes DISCLAIMER; not all tourists, not all Americans/ British people, blah, blah. But from my experience, you do encounter some obnoxious people everyday.

So that’s why they blocked entrance to the book of Kells. That’s why it’s disgusting for the tourists to be arguing with them and demanding entrance. For once we just want our college to prioritise us! So yeah we will revoke your entitlement, because we are the ones who study here, we are the ones who have to LIVE here.

[hwallazia]

ANT!FRAGILE – 최산

⋆ synopsis. you pamper your successful boyfriend after his dream night at coachella.

pairing. idol bf! san & fem!reader

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warnings. unprotected sex (wrap before tap!), bath sex, slight degradation? (reader’s referred as “dumb girl” once), dirty talk, softdom!san, sub!reader, dacryphilia?, slight overstimulation, hickeys, size difference, bulge kink, cow girl position, pet names (princess, love, darling & more), teasing, squirt, suggestive language (yn tells wooyoung to kill himself, jokingly! they’re two very friendly friends ;)), coachella san (as a warning itself, yes).

nic’s notes ⋆ this took way too long for no reason at all (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠) but here it is! my brain rot of coachella san (ofc with teeth rotting fluff at the end bc i’m the one writing it) also, lowercase is intentional!

you should’ve seen it coming after you found out that your boyfriend, san, would be performing at an event as important as coachella. not that you were complaining though.

you knew how much your boyfriend loves attention, how much it turned him on to hear the fans scream for him, and how the cameras adjust their lens to zoom in on his face or his toned muscles from dancing and moving from side to side. there were constant conversations in which san would ask you “should i wear this?”, “if i unbutton a couple of buttons will i get a reaction from atiny?” of course, you’d tell him dismissively that no matter what he does, he’d always get a reaction from everyone, from you especially.

but taking off his shirt in the middle of a concert? really?

you had already seen him without clothes on the upper part of his body, of course, —and also without clothes down there, but let’s omit details—. the thing here’s that you knew how cautious he was with his clothing, always trying to cover what was most important. but this surprised you, and immensely.

it is, in fact, a sight for sore eyes. but a certain level of jealousy invaded your body; you liked to think that you were the only one with the privilege of seeing his well-worked body. but now millions of people and locals would have photos and videos of your shirtless boyfriend on stage. you definitely couldn’t accept it, even though the entire internet already knows exactly what ateez’s choi san looks like underneath the expensive fabric that covers him at concerts.

you were fully aware that this was his job, and that he was paid for it, but did it really have to be him? why not any other member? maybe seonghwa? or mingi! what about him? he also has a pretty active and... desperate fanbase. it was obvious that more than one fan would pay to get, at least, a glimpse of his abs. so, with so many options, why was your boyfriend the exposed person?

but of course you couldn’t show up in his dressing room with a jealous expression clearly decorating your face, you had to act like the sweet and tender girlfriend you were and put jealousy aside for a moment. your boyfriend had just finished performing on a dream stage for any artist, you couldn’t ruin his night because of a little scene.

you weren’t a jealous or toxic lover; you were a conservative one. you liked knowing that you were special to san and you expected exclusivity from him; consequently, he would receive the same treatment. but you should’ve expected it when you started dating choi san. he’s an idol and that's his job: to cause, in any way, the attention of the fans which, consequently, would keep them afloat or flying through the charts.

but, that was an indelible feature of yours. therefore, in some way, you would make it noticeable.

you hit your knuckles a few times, with moderate intensity, against the modern metallic door decorated by a gold star that highlighted your boyfriend’s band name. you watched as the handle turned slightly and opened the door wide, managing to discover wooyoung with a foaming glass of champagne that found its rest in the palm of her hand. behind his figure, you could see mingi sitting on a noticeably comfortable leather couch next to yunho, both of them clinking their glasses together with a clink; yeosang and seonghwa taking a selfie in the mirror and jongho and hongjoong talking animatedly, perhaps about the upcoming scenarios you thought.

“what the hell are you doing here?” wooyoung said, looking at you confusingly. you narrowed your eyes slightly at his quick lack of courtesy.

“good night to you too, wooyoung. you were incredible out there.” you replied sarcastically, hoping he would finally greet you properly.

“oh thank you so much. but seriously, what are you doing here?” he asked once again.

“what do you mean what am i doing here? i came to congratulate y’all for the show because you totally killed it. all the atiny around me went absolutely feral because of you guys.” you praised, and wooyoung grinned nicely. jongho and hongjoong came up behind him, intrusively joining the conversation.

“well thank you very much, yn.” jongho responded and you gave him your purest smile, truly meaning your words.

“but i also came here to congratulate my boyfriend personally?” you interrogated since his figure wasn’t appearing in your visual field.

“that’s why i was asking! damn, you really don’t listen." wooyoung sentenced, his gaze being comparable to that of a mother scolding her daughter. “as soon as the concert was over, he changed and went to the hotel to see you. he thought you’d be there.”

“but i don’t have a ride home, and my phone died” you explained, doe-eyed as you waited for wooyoung, or any of the boys, to take the hint and quickly take you to the hotel to your boyfriend.

“you could just ask for it, you know?” wooyoung tsked, but finally surrendered to your big, brown eyes with a sigh. “give me two seconds to look for the car keys. i’ll take you there.”

and that’s what he did as fast as lighting since he knew they’d only have that night all for themselves before flying back out to korea. the next day would be full of promotion of their songs to the locals and their stage in coachella, so san wouldn’t be able to even spend a bit of his day with you. 

during the ride to the hotel, wooyoung spoke, “hey just don’t tire him out since we have quite the amount of work to do tomorrow.”

“you know, you could say something like ‘have a nice time together’, ‘take care of him’, ‘call me if you need anything-” before you could continue, he interrupted you briskly. 

“oh hell no. the both of you are responsible adults who know how to take care of themselves without someone else’s help so don’t even try to bother me tonight because i’m exhausted as shit.” he confessed, hands adjusting their position on the steering wheel when cornering.

“oh so now you’re saying i’m a burden?” you asked ironically, knowing wooyoung would catch it was only a joke.

“oh you do know how to think!” he smiled looking away from the road for a bit to lock gazes with you. wrinkles decorated the corner of your eyes as you closed them a little.

“go kill yourself.” you huffed.

“shut up, you love me,” his puckering lips sent a flying kiss to you. he stopped his words briefly, “actually you kind of have to, since i’m taking you with your beloved boyfriend.”

“touché” you agreed. 

the ride to the hotel was quick and calm since you were talking and joking animatedly with wooyoung. and when you least expected it, the car stopped moving. consequently, you turned to look out through your window, yellow lights, and gold decorations hurting your eyes with how beaming they looked, even when it was one in the morning.

“here we are.” wooyoung turned to look at you, his sincere eyes transmitting warmth, “remember what i told you-”

“yeah, i got it mom,” you answered, rolling your eyes vexingly. the man gave you an annoying gaze, so you replied, “what? you’re acting as if you were my mother! chill out, for fuck’s sake. as you said, both of us are responsible adults who know how to take care of ourselves.” you used his own words as a weapon to defend yourself against his exaggerated concern.

“whatever. just go,” he unlocked the car’s door so you could get out of the car once you finished your little conversation. “he’s been a pain in the ass lately because he hasn’t had time to see you.”

“imma get going then,” your hand approached the car door handle and finally opened it and got out of the vehicle. “thank you, woo. i owe you one.”

“you owe me way too many to count ’em” wooyoung wheezed. “but yeah, we’ll add it to the list.” he gave you one final smile, which you reciprocated sweetly.

you finally closed the door and watched wooyoung make his way back to where coachella was taking place, he’d probably go to enjoy the rest of the night’s stages with his members. you genuinely wished for him to do well and arrive with the boys safely, but now you had something more important to do: pamper your successful boyfriend after his dream night at coachella.

after you saw wooyoung getting lost on the dark LA highway, you turned around and ran towards the hotel to get into the elevator and quickly dial the floor of your boyfriend’s room.

once there, before your brain could think about it, your legs moved on their own and guided you recklessly toward the door. you hit your knuckles against it a few times, but there was no response.

“sannie? it’s yn. are you there?” you mutter softly against the door frame. another moment of silence came in response.

remembering your boyfriend had given you the key card, you pulled it out of your coat and faced it against the handle. after a soft peep sounded, you opened the door. just to be greeted with a dim-lighted room.

you wandered around the room, looking carefully at the floor so as not to bump your feet against any furniture or step on any item of clothing that, perhaps in a hurry, had been forgotten on the carpeted floor. you kept repeating your boyfriend’s name until the silence stunned you. the dazzling city lights illuminating what the poor little lamp that rested on the nightstand could not illuminate.

suddenly everything went silent. until you heard, in the back of your head, a faded tune. you quickly recognized the melody and started humming the song, the lyrics of the weeknd’s starboy being the only thing you could think about.

once again, you knocked a few times on the door, this time receiving a response from the other side. a dull “who is it?” was heard. “it’s me, love. yn.” you replied.

“oh, babe! come in!” he said happily, you could imagine the adorable smile drawn on his lips.

you turned the handle gently. and lord, didn’t the scenery you were greeted with turned you on.

your boyfriend’s toned body resting on the bathtub, lavender-scented bubbles covering most of it, his nipples being exposed to the fresh bathroom air that would soon turn into a heavier one, and his arms resting on each side of the tub. a serene, yet excited, expression decorating your boyfriend’s gaze.

“hi, beautiful,” he welcomed you. his eyes becoming crescent moons due to the effect of his beaming smile.

“there they are, those beautiful eyes i love so much,” you mumbled, walking right next to him to caress his left cheek soothingly. “how’re you feeling, champ?”

“alive as fuck,” both of you giggled at his response, your loving gaze locking with his for a moment of comfortable silence. suddenly you felt his hand fondling yours.

“mind joining me here?” his sharp eyes turning darker than they already were as they looked at you. fortunately for your boyfriend, you were willing to give him the moon and the stars that night.

you still can’t explain how you ended up on top of san, the water covering up to your navels, while he moved his thumb masterfully over your clit and his fingers repeatedly entered your cunt. his phalanges stretched you deliciously, causing several moans and moans from you.

“is that the spot, sweetheart? you're shaking so much.” his voice was hoarse and deep as the ocean, causing dizziness to affect your common sense.

“y-yes, don’t stop, please- ahh! ngh...” you could barely answer.

“sorry, love.” he announced before stopping his movements, drawing a annoyed, pathetic whine from your swollen lips. before you could insult him, he spoke first. “’wanna feel your tight cunt cumming around me, pretty.” during his brief pause, a pitiful cry from you was heard. “will you let me?”

“yes!” you answered desperately, “y...yes, i’m all yours, sannie. use me.”

san let out deep groan, which resonated inside your ears and made your heart jump out of your ribcage for a second. you rapidly adjusted yourself so you could reach the height of his crotch and massage his veiny, prominent erection, then align it to your entrance.

“go down slowly, don’t want my pretty girl to break.” he expressed, his soft, low voice driving you insane. still, you looked at him with cocked eyebrows.

“break? hah. surely, coachella drove your ego up to the clouds.” your eyes stabbing daggers into his. his hands found a home on your hips, slightly drawing them down to insert his cock inside you. your hand landing on his bare chest stopping his every move.

“nah. it’s just that you’re kind of fragile after all.”

you knew he was messing with you, provoking you. if there was one thing he always reminded you of, it was how strong, determined, and passionate you were, and it was one of the many features that made him fall deeply in love with you.

“let’s see who’s the fragile one here” you went down without warning on his cock, surprisingly touching your cervix all at once. a moan was snatched from both of you. your shaking body began to move carefully up and down him.

“f-fuck, yn- mm,” you heard a strangled moan from your lover, his lower lip was caught in between his teeth.

“f-fragile? that’s y...your- ah! your shit ass cock.” you manage to respond, notoriously provoking him.

“i don’t think it’s a shit ass cock, beautiful- ngh.” he panted, “just look how full you are.” he held your hand delicately despite the momentary brutality and placed it over your belly, a small lump formed there, “full of me, and my shit ass cock.” san breathed, kissing your collarbone, leaving cute lovebites in it. “you cry and beg for it every single night, hun. what does that have to say about you, hm?” a pitiful whine left your lips, demonstrating san that you were truly incapable of formulating coherent words. you were just too fucked out.

“well, lemme tell you,” he continued. “you’re just a dumb girl who needs to be fucked by a big fucking cock, otherwise, you don’t stop whining.” he said profoundly, his voice stimulating all your senses at once as he absolutely ravished you. “isn’t that right, princess?”

“i- ah! sannie, pleeease.” you blubbered, your eyes shedding the most precious tears.

“i asked you a question, darling. and i expect you to answer.” he sentenced sternly, grabbing your jaw and mushing your cheeks together. a pout was, therefore, formed on your lips.

“yes! yesyesyes, you’re right. i just need and think about being fucked by your big fucking cock-” you acknowledged, immersed and lost in the feeling, feeling like he was fucking you just like the first time.

“you’re such a cutie when you whine for me.” he chuckled while you, on the other hand, couldn’t hold back your screams anymore. his eyes stuck to your bouncing breasts, and your parted lips.

“what happened, princess? is it too much?” he cooed at you, looking at you adoringly, his eyes beaming at the sight of you.

“n-no,” you tried with all your might not to stumble over your words, but it was almost impossible since your thoughts were interrupted by the intrusion of your boyfriend's cock into your tight cunt.

“no? let’s see if it is now,”

your bastard boyfriend directed his hand toward your vagina, his ring finger and middle finger deliciously touched your clit. san watched as you exploded inside, his cock was bringing you closer to an abysmal orgasm that you doubted you could withstand, but you were a masochist, and despite all of this, you continued to go up and down on his cock sloppily.

“san! i’m s-so close- fuck!” your frowned eyebrows, reddened cheeks, swollen lips, and arched back made san float, he couldn’t worship you more than he already did at that moment. he was internally so grateful that you were his. only his to kiss, to hug, to fuck, and to adore.

you had had many guys behind you in the past, and they all promised the same thing: ‘i promise you the moon and the stars’, but absolutely none of them reached the level that choi san reached, who promised and delivered to make you see the stars, the moon and– fuck, he made you see the entire milky way every time you were with him.

“go on, babe. let it out for me, i got you,” he hid his face in the crook of your neck when you slowed down bouncing, and then he lifted it up. his lips brushed your neck, a position which he took advantage of to lick and suck on the side of it, adorning it with some nice and new hickeys next to the ones he did some moments ago.

san did everything he could to give you a good orgasm, a strong one, but pleasant. he loved seeing your expression as you had reached the peak of pleasure, a squirt erupted between your bodies, causing strangled moans to come from both mouths. your walls became tighter, squeezing out every drop of cum held in san’s hard cock. you felt how a strip of that viscous, white essence warmed your insides even more. the feeling even being comfortable in some kind of way.

“see? i didn’t break, idiot. hah,” you huffed out a sigh, looking at that beautiful face that you would never get tired of.

“mhm, you’re always so strong and beautiful. aren’t you, my love?” he reacted breathlessly as he stroked your cheek, as if it were the finest diamond.

“always, and only for you,” you wrinkled your nose as you looked at him foolishly in love.

you turned and felt stupid every time you were around this man, but what could you say? you weren’t complaining at all.

that man was capable of loving you in all your facets, in all your states and moments.

you were also grateful that choi san was yours, and solely yours.

“well, big boy,” you started, settling into his chest with him still inside you, keeping you warm, “i’m very proud of you and your achievements, love. you really brought home the trophy.”

“actually, you came here all by yourself.” he flirted, a cocky smile causing a giggle to ring inside your ribcage. “hm. thank you, princess. but the actual trophy is you and will always be you.”

you hid your face with your hands, splashing a little water unintentionally, “don’t start being all mushy, you softie. i’m gonna cry otherwise,”

he laughed, his voice causing your skin to vibrate lightly. “okay okay. wanna finally wash up?”

“can we just... stay like this? just for a bit,” you closed your eyes, enjoying the warmth your boyfriend provided you.

“of course, princess. whatever you want,” he held you in his arms safely, making you sleepy. two minutes of silence filled with tranquility and love passed, until san started talking, “remember you’re always my trophy.” he muttered lowly with his honey-dripping voice.

“babe,”

“hm?”

“shut up.”

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[seventhemaverick]

Astro Observations 🌱

Disclaimer: This is my first Astrology post! I tried to do this earlier this year but tumblr lagged and it deleted all of my hard work lol. But now I’ve gained the courage to give it another go! I’m not a professional astrologer. I just study it in depth when I have time. Still very much a beginner. Please be kind and if I’m misinformed let me know! If you want to repost my work please credit me. This also has personal opinions in here don’t take it too seriously babes!

🌾 I don’t typically think Leo’s and Scorpios go together romantically BUT any other relationship outside of that exudes power team. For ex: Kylie and Kris Jenner. Scorpios are known to love power and Leo’s love the spotlight! Kylie was bound to be a favorite after her « ugly duckling » phase. Kylie rolls in the dough and Kris keeps that empire going. I’ve seen many Scorpio parents with Leo kids and they really seem to love them the most lol

Let’s talk about underdeveloped placements real quick!

🌿 Having a parent that is toxic or underdeveloped and has placements that fall into your second house can obliterate your self worth. ESPECIALLY if you have planets in that house and their placements are exactly conjunct 0° or 1-3°.

🌾 If your mars sign is exactly square one of your parents mars or 1-5° orb… 🌚 take the steps to move out if you haven’t already it’s for the best.

🌿 Capricorn moons I wish I could hug all of you. You had to grow up so fast and got handed some of the worst cards. But nevertheless resilience is your middle name. As you age things will get easier if you stand on business! Integrity is key.

🌾 I know libras are known to be superficial or whatever and I’m kinda one of them lol. I literally live off of aesthetics and I typically have nice skin but when I have a massive break out? I literally want to hide until they’re gone. My stress is next level when I don’t look my best.. I’m also a Leo Venus 😅 in the tenth house at that and have cancelled plans when I look and feel shitty.

🌿 All of the air signs almost always value intellectual stimulation first from their partner. Someone they can have great rapport, banter with. Someone that’s witty and knows a wide variety of subjects or has many interests is very hot. Sagittarius is the air sign of the fire signs so I’ll loop them in on this too.

If we lost any zodiac element, it would bring chaos to the entire world.

🌾 Air brings logic and reasoning, water brings compassion and empathy, earth brings grounding and patience, fire brings passion and vitality. Life is about interconnectedness.

🌿 I remember reading a blog that the gods put the constellation of Libra in between Virgo and Scorpio because they were too much alike and it’s so true lol. Both signs can be so compulsive and it’s overwhelming from what I’ve heard from Virgo and Scorpio placements. I can also see this easy going equivalence being the case for Sagittarius being in between Scorpio and Capricorn. The benefics happy go luckies in between the malefics drained and over it.

🌾… moon 3rd house overlay is addictive especially combined with 7th/8th/12th overlays in that synastry. I don’t think I can ever do that again unless we both have it overlaying each others charts. Someone’s moon in your 3rd house, their mind fascinates you and it’s easy to communicate with them you feel seen and heard. You dream about them, you think about them all the freaking time. It is the most annoying thing because why are you taking up my brain space like that bro? I had this with someone and I still think about them it’s been over for quite some time now. Another person that’s in love with me, my moon falls into their 3rd house and they tell me how much they think about me and day dream about me. I had said issue of daydreaming with the other guy. 2/10 would not recommend unless moon person is developed.

🌿 When the moon transits your first house you’re more likely to be more emotional and make drastic changes to your physical features! When Doja Cat shaved her head the moon was transiting her first house and I literally did mine the next day when it was transiting my first house.

🌾 Opinion but I love Pisces placements they are so helpful and loving when developed. I think the underdeveloped ones are too but they expect something out of it where the developed ones are just really selfless. I’m a Pisces Stan! I have so many in my life lol I have no Pisces placements. My 5H is in Pisces lol

🌿 Degree theory is that gworl. It helps you relate to the planet and it’s placement more depending on what the degree rules. For example I was dating a Sagittarius Venus in the 9th house at the 9° and he embodied that free spirited nature of Sag Venus fr. Another example, you can be a Pisces Venus but it’s in your first house at the first degree and the way you love embodies a more aries way of loving. Fiery, passionate a bit aggressive but very deep and tender to the core.

🌾 I’ve also heard the theory of when you reach the age of certain degrees of the placements you have you unlock that placements characteristics. Something significant happens to you during that age or you might master that placement regarding the planet and house placement.

🌿 The degree of your rising sign is more than likely the age of something significant happen in your physical life/to you physically. This is tea y’all.

🌾 You most likely share placements or degrees in your chart with your siblings. My sister is a Scorpio sun, Aries rising, Virgo moon and I’m a Libra sun, Scorpio rising, Aries moon. If I was born two days earlier I would’ve been a Virgo sun and if she was born one or two days later she would’ve been a Libra moon. So I think thats pretty cool. We’re also both Venus dominant and she has a Libra stellium 💗. You really choose your family for your next life lol like that’s so crazy to me.

🌿 Ima say dis with my chest. STOP doing wrong by Saturn ruled placements!!! Saturn is ruled by Capricorn, Aquarius in traditional astrology and we cannot forget about its exalted sign in Libra. As a Libra, I receive karma with the quickness but also people that have done wrong by me their quality of life decreases and or whichever house Saturn is in their chart is deeply affected in the worst ways.. daddy Saturn don’t play bout his! Be fair and follow the golden rule. “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

🌾 Having heavy Sagittarius placements in your chart makes you open to learn different languages or different cultures.. just always wanting to learn. Whatever house it’s in you want to master in life.

🌿 The mutables Gemini Virgo Sagittarius Pisces love their niches, they are the teachers and preachers of the zodiac.

🌾 Geminis have the gift of gab more than any other zodiac. Sagittarius could possibly go toe to toe with them

🌿 If anyone ever tries to degrade you for studying astrology and eggs you on to prove this practice to be true, get their birth info and read them their Chiron sign and house placement. Hit ‘em where it hurts!

🌾 Scorpio and Libra placements are usually the generational trauma breakers of their family. Honorable mention- Saturns children, Capricorn and Aquarius

🌿 An undeveloped Capricorn placement that enters your life is literally satan reincarnated to torture you for whatever you did wrong in your past life. And I (if u were raised around Christianity) believe Jesus was a Pisces/Aries! I can argue about this all day! In tarot Capricorn rules the devil! Like hellooooo

🌾 Sixth house/Virgo placements are pretty good at taking care of pets and plants. They feel the most sane around nature and animals.

🌿 Personal planets harmoniously aspected to Neptune make the person seem very angelic like. Very soft souls, earth angels. Hard aspects have people having an even more distorted projection of you.

🌾 Personal planets harmoniously aspected or not to Uranus gives you that shock factor some people will be repelled and some people will be very intrigued.

🌿 Aries placements especially sun and moon are really loyal! I’m talking mostly platonically. Once they see you as their person they are truly ride or die.

🌾 Cancer placements can be one of the most loving and giving when developed. Some spiteful mfs when underdeveloped omg.

🌿 I realize cancer placement women get treated with the cutest romantic gestures. I think they lovers want to do these things for them because they give off ethereal or princess vibes but they’re also real nasty in the sheets lol

🌾 Cancers don’t really get a bad rep even when they do shady things. For example: Selena Gomez when she dated Abel even tho she was cool with Bella was super weird. And I think a lot of people forgot how Kevin hart cheated on his wife like it was nothing lol. Ariana grande with the donuts and now the Ethan thing chileee. It’s like they get a second of backlash and then everyone adores them again lol.

🌿 Having a grand trine in your chart can make you so damn lazy in the houses those planets/figures are in 🥹🥲. It’s crazy cuz that talent(s) will come natural to you and you’ll over look it! Please don’t.

🌾 Grand squares are TOUGH but it pushes you to break cycles and overcome so much in your life. Same with t-squares

🌱 Astrology is really a map. It shows you which path you can take and where you can end up when you include discernment and discipline into your daily life. It’s never an excuse to behave the way you do. Ultimately it helps us reach our most aligned and enlighten self! I hope you all enjoyed. 🌱

Idk why I can’t figure out how to delete this question thing so let’s do a cute lil questionnaire!

[lazorbeanz]

Here's a list I made of random thoughts and reactions I had during and after watching STH3 hehehrmrr why did I make this…

(Part 1 🫠)

!spoilers ahead duh!

- damnit Kyle

- ACOUSTIC LIVE AND LEARN?! it’s so peaceful

- Did flashbacks of past trauma just jolt shadow out of a 50 year stasis?-

- bro really took the “woke up (from a 50 year coma) and chose violence” saying literally HDHDHHSD

- Movie Shadow is so cool I LOVE

- Still silly as always hehe 🤭🤭🤭

I just love how that iconic level completed/victory tune played during that last scene ^

- HAHA OZZY GET SUBTITLES!!

DOGGY TRANSLATOR :D

“You stole my hoomans” IM WHEEZING

- okay is it coincidence that where their camping site was, was in the same area as Sonic’s old cave orrr…

Anyways nice lil trip down memory lane! ^-^ also interesting to see that not everything of Sonic’s got moved from the cave into Tom and Maddie’s house

- Omg the ✨stateoftheartsecuritysystem✨ made a return xD good to see he can still master them nunchucks…

- I swear this kid could draw better at like 3 yrs old then I could at 16 🥲

- Tom: *trying to have a wholesome father to son conversation*

Sonic: “yah…iN mA LuNgS”

Tom (in his head probably lmao): “where is this kid’s braincells-“

- “I don’t know what I’d do without ya…*scene switches over to shadow* I’d probably be a totally different hedgehog”

BYE I’m sobbing that was just a SAD move. WHYY DID YOU DO THAT😭😭

- You heard him…leave the lil guy alone :(

- “peace…” “quiet…” STOPPP YOUR GONNA JINX- aaaand yep called it. Here come the uninvited guests 🚁

- *Neon starts playing during the helicopter scene* AWW HELL YEAAAA BANGER SONG + BANGER SCENE = PEAK CINEMA RRRAAAHHHHH

- look at Tails being the copilot HES SO ADORABLE I LOVEEEEE🥹🥹🥹 the little detail of the helmet shifting forward as he looks down..still too big on him but he looks so happy wearing it AAAAAAA

- ONE MILLION PERCENT MUSCLE™️ MENTIONED!!!!

- THE SKYDIVING SCENE WAS AAAAARGH SO COOL I WAS FLAT OUT JAMMING TO THE SONG ATST AKBDJABDJAND I LOVED THEIR SMOOTH AS FORMATIONS AND THEN THE HEROIC LANDING GRAAAAHHHHH

- Tails: “woah…these energy readings are off the chart…”

Meanwhile my sonic boom brainrotted ass: “FORTUNATELY WE HAVE A BIGGER CHART-“

- ONE MILLION PERCENT MUSCLE™️ MENTIONED!!! (AGAIN)

- “excuse me?! Why do you look like me?!”

“I don’t look like you…you look like me!”

- sonic refuses to listen to his team strike one

- ugh shadow and motorcycles >>>>>

- BABYYYYYY 🥺😭

- i am literally squealing, crying and laughing over this one scene

Okay so ofc we got tails just BEING A KID ENJOYING THE CONCERT AWWWW AGAIN MORE SMOL DETAILS LIKE THE HAND CLAPPING AND THE WAGGING TAILS AND SWINGING THE LEGGIES HES LOVIN IT!! 🥹💛

Then we got sonic who you can see IS subtly vibing along…and then he glances over at Tails AND HIS FACE KINDA LIGHTS UP?! LIKE HIM JUST SEEING THE SHEER JOY HIS LITTLE BUDDY IS HAVING RN HES HAPPY FOR HIM I CAN TELL

Knuckles just looks annoyed lmao

And the Commander looks like he’s literally having second hand embarrassment HSHDHDHDHD

That’s what ya get for tryna having a meeting in the Chao Garden ig 🤣

- I-is Commander Walters really dead?… ;-;

- STONE RIDING A MOTORBIKE HELLO?!

[lueurjun]

ੰ first kiss with enha | ꒰ jake , sunghoon ꒱

enhypen reaction—there comes a time in a lot of relationships where the next step is taken, and here’s how the nerve-racking first kiss experience went for you and your mans. kinda long, i got carried away<3

version one: heeseung and jay.

. . . . . . . ꒰ JAKE ꒱ ,,

FERAL BOY PT2

the rizz this man has is insane

but like heeseung, when it comes to you, his confidence kind of shrivels up and dies

you make him tongue tied

and you know it too ❪ he’s not exactly subtle with the bright red cheeks and stumbling over his own words ❫

to be honest it kinda fuels your ego

because who doesn’t love making a confident boy weak at the knees?

he’s a simp for you and it fills you with so much pride

not that he doesn’t make you weak at the knees

because he does

especially when he flashes you that pretty grin and calls you the most endearing name on the planet in that hot aussie accent of his

but you’re better at hiding it than he is

at least you can still form a sentence

with this, i feel like you’ll be the one to make the first move

because you’re a goddamn icon

the kiss happens a few weeks into your relationship so everything is relatively new

but you’re 90% sure that he wants to kiss you

because the amount of times you’ve caught that godforsaken boy staring at your lips

he even leaned in at one point and you were sure that was the moment

but then he got shy and backed away

i can literally imagine his shy face. i’m eating my pillows shsjsjs my gosh

you decided to wait it out and see whether he would grow some balls

because the thing about jake is that he’s all talk over text

the messages he sends you and his actions in person are drastically different

he’s so me

but after another week of missed opportunities, you’ve had enough

you want those plump lips on your own STAT

so you decide to take the lead because you are sick of jake and his inability to bring his texts to life

it finally happens on a cold tuesday evening, a month into dating

the pair of you decided to go on a cute little bowling date

jake swears he’s a legend at bowling but you’re certain you can beat him

and you do — which shocks the life out of him

that’s right. humble him bae

you’re on your last turn and you’re filled with nerves as you grab the ball

not because you’re worried about bowling, but because of what you’re going to do after it

the universe appears to work in your favour because you get a strike

victory washes over you as you turn and stroll towards him, a cocky smirk on your lips which he rolls his eyes at

even though it’s the goddamn hottest thing he’s ever seen

however, he’s caught off guard when you throw your arms around his neck and plant your lips onto his

bro literally freezes on the spot

hands hovering over your waist with his eyes wide

because you’re kissing him

YOU

ARE KISSING HIM?

alexa play that should be me

you quickly pull away when you realise that he’s not kissing you back

“did i read this wrong or—”

“no. absolutely not. i was caught off guard.”

you smile at how red his face has gone, and decide to try again

though you lean in slowly this time, and he’s faster, cupping your jaw as your lips move against each other

the smack he talked through text comes to life through the kiss which he takes the lead on this time

just casually making out in a bowling alley-

you pull away before the two of you could get scolded by a worker

he rests his forehead against your own and sighs

“thank goodness you did it first because i was absolutely shitting myself.”

. . . . . . . ꒰ SUNGHOON ꒱ ,,

to be frank, this poor boy is stressed

and not because he’s nervous about kissing you, no he’s anything BUT nervous

his frustration levels are off the charts because no matter how much he tries, you literally won’t let him kiss you

and you’re not intentional about it either, which makes it that much more frustrating

don’t hate me but you’re oblivious as hell

at this point, sunghoon isn’t even sure whether the two of you are even dating

because sure you hold hands, but you’ve never hung out with him alone outside of your group of friends

the two of you communicate through text and you call sometimes but it all just seems?? friendly??

i literally had a boyfriend that was like this, im speaking from the soul

it’s almost like you didn’t wanna be alone with him and it bruised his ego A LOT

and it hurt his feelings but he wouldn’t admit that one out loud

he knows you probably don’t mean anything by it, but he also doesn’t know how to bring it up to you

when he brought it up to his friends, they were just as clueless as him because you are quite unreadable and as sweet as they think you are, they also can’t figure you out

cue them all staring at you from across the room, trying to sus you out

“are we sure they know you’re dating?”

sunoo had meant no harm in his question, but it didn’t take the sting away

“maybe you’re delusional and it all happened in your head because they do not seem interested in you whatsoever.”

#supportivebesties

as if you heard jungwon’s comment, you turned on your heel and started walking towards him

which made all of them panic and get into poses that looked anything but natural

heeseung was reading book upside down

both groups of your friends merged together and try to act like they aren’t watching you drag him away

once out of earshot, you whip around to face him looking like a puppy that just got kicked

which catches him by surprise

because why are you upset?

ur a match made in headache heaven

and his surprise heightens with the next words that fly out of your pouted lips

“do you not like me?”

huh?

i beg your pardon?

does he not—

WHAT?

sunghoon can’t believe his ears

“do i not like you? shouldnt i be the one asking you that?”

ooh that was really bratty!

great now you’re both confused messes

staring at each other like ???

“it’s just- we- we don’t really act like a couple and i’m starting to think you don’t like me as much as i like you…”

sunghoon genuinely has to stop himself from laughing from sheer disbelief

because you had been feeling this way too?

what are the odds??

it’s almost like communication is a relationship foundation

“i do like you—way more than you realize. i was a little worried that you had forgotten we are dating…”

it’s humiliating to admit, but sunghoon supposes that honesty is the best policy in this situation

the way you unintentionally humbled him-

“then why didn’t you ever try to make a move…”

“i did! i tried kissing you multiple times but you always moved or walked away.”

you had? honestly you had no recollection of seeing him try to kiss you

perhaps you were just extremely oblivious

a brief silence settles over the two of you and neither of you are sure where to go from here

it’s almost painful and sunghoon’s fingers are itching to grab you and hold you in some way

“if i kiss you, promise you won’t walk away?”

it breaks your heart that he even had to ask

but you delicately raise your pinky finger, and marvel as he cautiously intertwines his around yours

“i promise.”

thats all he needs to hear before he draws you forward, pinky fingers still wrapped around each other as he finally feels your lips against his own

neither of you want it to end, revelling in the warmth each other provides with your pinky fingers still inlaced between you

it appears neither of you are willing to put an end to the moment, so your friends do it for you

a chorus of hollers and whistles echo through the air

“maybe he wasn’t delusional after all.”

[saeluvvrs1]

My Itoshi Sae Headcanonss

-relationships (if he decided to have one)

:This contains his fetish

-Sae’s type would be someone smart, pretty, and most importantly have a nice behind (it's his fetish, bro wants that cake. But seriously, I need to know, Kanehsiroo)

-Sae wouldn't really be the gentleman type, only holding your hand to stop you from wandering off.

-Sae would be the type to lay on your lap while you two are watching TV.

-Sae would definitely use you ass to be a pillow. He would come up with his excuses again, if you ask why he's there— his ‘An athletes butt can determine what can of player’ belief.

-Sae would be the type to forget your birthday, he probably forgets his often.

-Sae would want a person who could understand him fully. His twisted nature to his egoistic goals. Someone who would still want him after knowing his nature.(??).

-Sae would just stare at your behind. Often times you catch him in the act, but he just acts as if nothing happened.

-Sae would observe you, and store his observations in data charts.

-Sae likes to go to the beach, and sit on the sand. Just you, and him, sitting quietly as the ocean sings a serene piece.

-Sae wouldn't really pay your meal. You have pay your share, as he pays his.

-Sae doesn't like cuddles.

-Sae would want to go seagull watching with you(it's kinda peaceful, if there isn't much people on the beach).

-Sae would whisper in your ear, and be confused as to why you're blushing.

-Sae wouldn't tell you about his little brother.

-Sae would kinda go for someone his level, like someone famous.

[toxicproud]

Stage I in becoming a toxic douchebro: Commit to what you wanna be

Stage II: Learn how to work out, learn the attitude, associate with toxic bros who will show you the way

Stage III: Start to suck in the complements and awe of normies and betas as you look better, let your narcissism take route.

Stage IV: Let your narcissism grow as you start to look really good by falling in love with your and your bros reflections in the mirror and start to feed it by taking vids sucking in how hot you are, get hard thinking how hot you look and how much better you are than the rabble

Look at the PURE SMUG coming off this kid! You get the feeling he'd whip the shorts off and show you how big his cock is if he could. He knows he's superior at the genetic level that's why he's showing off every inch of his body head to toe that he can get away with without the vid being taken down. He knows he's got it ALL. You can tell by his attitude that he is properly smashing pussy at the level he's at now, the element of "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEH IM SO FUCKIN HOT BRO" is off the charts with this boy. There are a hand full of guys online I'd love to see in action with a hot slut and this fucking STUD is at the top of the list he must be a proper demon in bed.

It always starts in the gym, once you start to look fuckin hot see if you can get away with working out shirtless, or even get a few sneaky shots of you doing it so the cucks THINK you can do it cos you're better than them. Make those gym newbies look at you, the tiny number who will ascend to alpha status will be inspired and it will drive them, the rest...it will remind the cucks of their place.

My boys here are starting to feel so in love with themselves they could not get through their workout without posting a pic of how fucking jacked and hot they look and how superior they are to bring in those DM's from sluts. The one on the bench has a GF but he's still going to fuck any hot slut he can.

Caleb (the one on the bench) brought his bro Henry (above) to alpha status making him a toxic douchebag just like him, he started out skinny now look at the kid: fucking legends.

If your gym won't let you go shirtless (chain gyms generally don't, smaller gyms are ok with it, get to know the staff, if there are bros on a shift you work out on you will be ok sometimes)...then do the next best thing to show your status, a low hanging workout top.

Showing your nips will really fuck with the newbies, give them a good look at those pecs.

After a good pump some days you'll think: 'fuck I'm so hot gotta get a pic of this'.

Stage V: Shove that shit in the normie and betas faces out in the world, MAKE them look at your superiority, don't let them hide from their lowly status

If the suns out go crazy show as much skin as you can...make um absorb every inch of perfection.

Make the faggots and cucks look at it. Kiernan Fagan is the new Mike Dean, a God that will show you the way. This stud shows it off any time he can.

You see how blatant my man James is? He's basically saying it, knowing he'd get people taking pics with him he's full on saying it: 'You're a fucking cuck loser compared to me, you're a bitch, you're nothing, I'm hotter than you could be in your wildest fucking dreams and you're probably going home to jack it thinking what it would be like to be me fuckin hot chicks in pairs of 2 or 3...but you never will loser ahhahahahahahahah fucking CUCK'

[petrssecrethideout]

"The best part about having my own home gym now is that I don't have to wear pants when I workout anymore. I know you get it dude, you like muscle just as much as I do. When I workout I get HORNY. I'd be rock hard after every set, and at the gym I couldn't do anything about it! just had to wait till I got home to get some release. Now though, the beast is always free, and I can indulge myself whenever I like. I think I came like 20 times yesterday when I did my workout, my hands are just always pawing at the thing when I'm in between sets."

"Another thing, I don't have to worry about people complaining about my musk. Yeah, I sweat a lot, especially when I'm pushing my limits, but this musk is 100% MAN, and I think it smells pretty good. Just another sign that my testosterone is off the charts. Yeah, I talked to my doc yesterday. He said, and I quote, "you've got the testosterone levels I would expect from an herd of bulls combined." I told him that I wanted to jack those levels up, get to growing bigger and he looked at me like I was crazy. I don't care man! this home gym has shown me I could grow so much more if I'm not held back."

"So yeah, if you wanna use my gym in the basement that's fine, you know where the keys are. But I'm letting you know that I'm not changing up my routine for you bro. You're gonna have to just deal with all of this when I'm down there. Hell, it'll probably be worse. Who knows how horny I'll get when someones down there to watch."

[ki-kink]

Yo, check it! This sunbed isn't just any ordinary tanning machine, it's like the ultimate manly boost, bro! Your testosterone levels will be off the charts after chillin' on bed 7. Get ready to feel the manly vibes surging through ya!

[dearmyloveleys]

i find ao interesting that you said you were not sure about suho having feelings for sieun. i always thought it was a case of suho felt first/quietly and sieun felt harder

Heyo! Wow I nearly forgot I said that🧎‍♀️‍➡️Thanks for your ask. My reason is: WHC1 directing made sure nobody really knew what Sieun and Suho were thinking, especially because both of them are people who don’t open up/make their feelings known beyond rudimentary conversation. Both are adept at hiding their emotions unless really pushed to their limits (aka during fights). This is most evident at their most intense conflict at Sieun’s door. They want to protect each other but are unwilling to talk.

The thing is if you think that Sieun is resistant to revealing himself, I would argue that Suho is even better than him at covering his true feelings. Sieun is actually a more open book due to his eyes. (Jihoon is such a great casting that I cannot get over.) It’s much easier to tell when he harbours positive feelings for another person because his eyes go round, shiny and sparkly, which he does often for Suho.

Suho on the other hand, he’s a frickin brick wall. He keeps his actions and words short&sweet, so much that if nobody squints, we cannot tell if he’s actually flirting or just being casual. Even if he does say things, his words are almost always in a teasing manner (derogatory or not) to anybody. Suho definitely cares for/likes Sieun, but I really can’t read him and his true feelings for the life of me, the same way I can definitely tell Sieun sees Suho with a deep affection. I don’t know if Suho’s feelings are platonic or romantic. In everyday terms, I’m getting… mixed signals? 🙃

There are times that I’m slightly sure Suho approached Sieun with non-platonic intentions. These are things that I have to extrapolate and be delulu about though: Suho actively seeks Sieun out + likes to have physical contact.

Him stuffing Sieun’s mouth with the ssam wrap (and nearly touching his mouth), going up to Sieun at the bus even though he could have chosen to drive past (and the fact that saw Sieun in the bus?? How aware of him do you need to be for this to happen 😭), the training session where he holds Sieun’s chin and basically indirectly babies him (squishing his cheeks 3x, like bro). And of course — I truly do feel this is the most non-platonic — when he picked Sieun up after cram school, put on the helmet for him and called him cute.

Other than these moments, realistically I feel like I don’t get enough hints that Suho likes Sieun as more than friends, because his personality is naturally brash and teasing. Perhaps (highly likely) he’s having trouble understanding his feelings for Sieun, unlike Sieun who is downright down bad. If anything, S2 just confirms how much he loves Suho such that even I cannot simply put a “romantic” tag on it.

But I mean, there’s still a reason why I’m shipping them — the tension between them in S1 is off the fucking charts, especially during the door scene at Sieun’s apartment. It feels remotely nothing platonic, definitely a soulmate level of tension (romance though idk).

Yep, that’s why I sometimes think that Suho sees Sieun as a friend only. 🚨Mixed signals lol. Canonically me thinks, boy is at the very least unsure about his feelings and at the most, scared of confessing. Which also, partially explains his very measured reaction to Sieun in S2E8. He’d have definitely woken up a day or two earlier before asking Sieun to see him and heard about the things Sieun did for him.

I must say that straight out of S2, the fact that Suho wears Sieun’s grey hoodie jacket while meeting him is still saying something. Saying what? I’m wearing my boyfriend’s shirt behaviour? I think I like you? Thank you? I dunno. Brutal truth is we’ll never know unless the directors decide to stop queerbaiting and make them an actual couple.

[cadaverousconsumer]

bro my health levels off the charts. just ate a salad

[m4rs-ex3]

i just feel the need to highlight how utterly INCREDIBLE edvin and omar's chemistry is in season 2. not that it hasn't always been but likE RRRARYGFSADHGFSEHGDHJFHH.

their kiss at the ball in e4. AAA. the way that simon steps closer. the way they're staring at each other's lips for a good 12 seconds. the fact they both know what's going to happen next despite the fact that simon is trying to act like he's still mad at wille. they way they've reached the point where they can't keep pretending they don't need each other. the breathing (and i normally can't stand intimate asmr but here im feral.) the way that they just HOVER because it wasn't something that could just happen; they needed to take the time to prepare themselves for the end of all of it. thE WAY THAT THEY RUB THEIR NOSES TOGETHER WHEN THEY BREAK APART I. THE. WAY. THAT. THEY. SMILE. the way that the smiling acts as a sort of confirmation for the both of them that yes, this is right before they escalate. and overall, between the hesitation, the tension, and the relief, how much it feels like their very first kiss, only newer.

their Bro Talk at the end of e5. my god where do i even begin the tension is BONKERS. well first off simon fuckn nuzzling in wille's neck. and the moment before they kiss is this close to being beyond the confines of human language but liKE. they just know. they don't even have to look each other in eyes to know this is what they need. this is right. and then they do kiss and that's just it. that's it. the walls have come down and left nothing but a cloud of dust. all of the strain is behind them and it's more obvious than it's ever been that they were meant to be together and that's really all that matters. they need to be together and they've spent enough time denying it. the drama, the scandal, the opinion's of everyone else can't define them anymore. they are wihelm and simon and they love each other. boom mic drop

the level of desire, and want, and no longer just lust but love, is just off the charts. we do not deserve them and by them i mean both edvin and omar and simon and wilhelm.

[alex-wrestling]

Chat Clip That

Shawn Michaels/Scott Hall

Warnings: levels of himbo that are off the charts, very brief mention of homophobia

A/N: the main inspiration for Shawn’s hijinks are from Jerma, from the bone thing (meat grinder bit) to the son thing to the general chaos of the chat. There are far too many character that show up to tag, so if you think you know who the chatters are, feel free to point it out! I haven’t enjoyed writing this much in a long time, and I’d love to write some more for this! (Fun fact: the original name for Shawn’s fans were the clique, so I included that in here.)

Shawn screeched as his chair fell back, taking him with it. Well, him and the unused monitor beside him that just so happened to get caught in his foot. The monitor landed directly on his head with a bonk worthy of Looney Tunes, and Shawn let out an exaggerated groan of pain. He put up one finger and pointed in the general direction of his webcam. “Chat…” he moaned, “clip that right now.”

His Twitch chat did as it was told, spamming both the clips and a picture of Shawn recreating the soyjak meme.

BigSexy94: ur an idiot

HitmanHart: You belong in bottom jail.

Motorheadfan: *soyjak*

Shawn slowly made his way to his feet, pulling his chair up with him and sitting back down. “Fuck,” he said, “that hurt.” He squinted at the messages left by his chat. “Alright, y’all clipped it, thank you.” He squinted closer. “What the fuck is a ‘bottom jail’? HitmanHart, I think you belong in bottom jail.”

#1Queerbaiter: @HeartBreakKid HOLY SHIT ITS THE CRYPTID

Shawn highlighted the chat message then turned around. His husband, Scott, was in the doorway, his brows furrowed in confusion and his head tilted. Shawn could see the question on his face, and he mouthed “I’m fine” and gave a thumbs up where the camera couldn’t see. Scott quickly corrected his head and stepped into the room.

Shawn turned around. “Chat I don’t see anything.”

Scott stifled a laugh and grabbed the water bottle that Shawn had been drinking out of. Shawn went to grab it, only to be met with air.

123-Lightning: yo this is insane

Dboysmith: this dude isn’t funny

MachoSavage: hbk is the cream of the crop! Oh yeah!

Scott took off his shirt in an attempt to make Shawn break the character spent so long building up, and when that didn’t work, he took off his pants. He leaned towards Shawn, making the younger man look to the other side of the room. Scott picked up a piece of Shawn’s hair and began to fiddle with it, making him blush.

123-Lightning: I want to floss my teeth with The Cryptids chest hair

Shawn highlighted the chat message and his eyes almost bugged out of his skull. He read it out loud, partly for the rest of the stream and partly for Scott, who had to turn his head away to keep from laughing.

“This…” Shawn gestured with his hands to the wrong side of the room, “…cryptid, has chest hair? At least someone’s giving me a description! Is this a collective hallucination or something?”

DrThugonomics: nah bro it’s real

professional_edger: he’s tall with dark hair @ HeartBreakKid

Shawn read the messages out loud, making sure to deliberately look everywhere except where Scott was. He always enjoyed trying to convince his viewers that Scott wasn’t real, and this was no exception.

Shawn finally looked over, directly at Scott, who looked down at him. “Chat, I don’t see anything.”

Iloveunionbusting: I used to work with that guy! I can’t remember his name now.

BigSexy94: no u didn’t shut up

Shawn turned back just as a message lit up his screen. “Oh, Motorheadfan, thanks for the 500 bits! Let’s see…” Shawn mumbled as he leaned in to read the message that came with. “‘HBK, my son loves your streams. Can you give him a shoutout?’ Uh, yeah man!” Shawn leaned back in his chair as Scott stopped playing with his hair and decided to sit in a chair that Shawn had put up for him before he started streaming. “Motorheadfan’s son, what’s up! Make sure to eat your veggies so you can become big and strong like me!” Shawn flexed his biceps for emphasis, and Scott couldn’t help the smile that tugged on his lips. “Now how about we play some more Call of Duty, guys?”

Motorheadfan: my son is 30

Shawn guffawed at the message. “He’s 30?!”

Shawn muted his mic as he and Scott laughed, the latter doing so out of the camera view. “Oh my god!” Scott managed to squeak out. “He couldn’t have said that earlier?”

“I look like a dumbass!” Shawn said, hunched over with tears in his eyes from laughing so hard. “Okay, okay,” he wheezed, waving his hands animatedly in front of his face and unmuting his mic, “I am so sorry.”

UncleHello: 30 is diabolical

Thee-TylerBlack: dad how could you

Herecmsthmny: @ Motorheadfan NOT YOUR SON IN THE CHAT WITH US

Shawn pursed his lips, deciding to ignore the family argument in his chat and instead loading a game of Black Ops 3. “Alright chat, should I do campaign, zombies, or multiplayer?” He paused for a minute, letting everyone give their opinion before deciding. “Everyone is saying campaign, and I’m a man of the people, so multiplayer it is!”

HitmanHart: dictator

sunny_dayz: post hole pls

Motorheadfan: @ sunny_dayz ur so right

Thee-TylerBlack: @ Motorheadfan ewwwwww

BigSexy94: @ HeartBreakKid $50 if u take ur shirt off

Shawn glanced absentmindedly at his second screen before glancing back and throwing a grenade at the opposing team’s spawn, then dramatically turned his head back. “Post hole? What the fuck does that mean?” Scott once again turned his head to laugh as Shawn mumbled “post hole?” under his breath. “Oh! Fifty bucks if I take my shirt off? Don’t mind if I do!”

Shawn stood up, toying with the hem of his shirt and giving a sultry look to the camera.

HitmanHart: I need him carnally.

kingofhearts: stop gooning @ HitmanHart

ChickKick!: why he kinda…

Iloveunionbusting: Oh no, is he one of those queers?

Litaranna: @ Iloveunionbusting he’s literally bi dumbfuck

Shawn fully took off his shirt, making sure to flex for the camera (and Scott, who was leaned back in his chair and enjoying the stripping).

BigPoppaPump: I think The Cryptid likes the show

Shawn looked back at the screen. “Aw fuck, I died? That’s bullshit!” He scrolled up through the messages. “Litaranna is right, I’m bisexual. Been that way since I saw The Mummy. We don’t tolerate homophobia here, folks.”

BigSexy94 sent a $50 donation

Bigsexy94: god I love gay people I wish they were real

“Thanks for the money, BigSexy94, ‘preciate it!” Shawn said, a radiant smile on his face as he loaded another game.

Thinblueline: Question because you seem generally unintelligent, @ HeartBreakKid If you were to replace one piece of wood on a ship with another one every year, by the time you replace all of the pieces, would it be the same ship?

Shawn read the message then fully exited the game. “Alright buddy,” he started, making Scott give him a look that said ‘there’s no way in fuck you know what this is’, “I’ll have you know I graduated from high school and attended college, as in I was physically there for a year before I dropped out and became a stripper because I was too smart, so I know all about your riddles.”

It took all of Scott’s willpower not to laugh as Shawn prepared to answer the paradox, a look of 100% seriousness etched across his normally goofy face.

“See, if I were to, like, rip one of your bones out and replace it with someone else’s, it’s still you but with someone else’s bone, right? Well, if you kept doing that gradually, then it’s still, y’know, you, right? And I can see your chats now, like ‘well it’s still your brain’ but even if you ripped that out and replaced it, it’s still your skin and muscles, and that remembers shit. So I think it’s still the same ship, yeah.” Shawn crossed his arms, confident that he’d shown up the random member of his chat.

Alas, he did not.

Dirtysub35: omg is he gonna rip my bones out

Doggystyle: WHAT THE FUCK

123-Lightning: the poor Cryptid :(

9thWonder: UNHINGED STREAMER WANTS TO RIP OUR BONES OUT AND REPLACE THEM

Homelanderfan: is that what he’s doing to the Cryptid?

Billiondollarprincess: someone needs to arrest him!

6(1)9: don’t touch my brain cabron

BulldogBrit: I’d fuck spongbob lowkey

Shawn put his arms out in a ‘what’ motion while staring into the camera. “Why are you guys so scared? I’m completely incapable of violence!” Scott bit his lip to keep from laughing. “And why do you want to fuck Spongebob? What did he do?”

Scott got out of his chair and started to leave the room before remembering the bit that they’d planned. He grabbed Shawn by his ankles and turned him upside down, suspending him in midair as he gently shook him.

“I think Larry is the most fuckable character in the show,” Shawn continued, completely serious in order to keep character and pretending not to notice Scott holding him upside down. Several coins that Shawn had placed there earlier in preparation for the bit started to fall out.

Motorheadfan: *soyjak*

ILoveWelfareFraud: look at my lawyer dawggg I’m goin to jail

Goldustin: I agree but that doesn’t mean that ur not gonna steal my rib cage

HitmanHart: And just when I think I’ve hit rock bottom, I want to fuck a blond guy.

kingofhearts: @ HitmanHart SIMP

Several loud clangs were heard as more pennies fell out of Shawn’s pockets. “I can’t explain it, I just think he’d take care of me.” Shawn tapped Scott’s leg, and Scott lowered him down so he could put his arms on the ground, then dropped him. Shawn quickly scrambled back up to his chair as Scott walked away. “Chat, should I play Minecraft? I think I’m gonna kill everything in it though, that sounds more fun than being normal.”

Stylin&Profilin: slaves

Goldustin: build a nonbinary flag when ur done HBK

9thWonder: Don’t hurt the dogs!

Jeff_the_enigma: are we just going to ignore the fact that HBK not only said he’d rip our bones and brains out but also was shook upside down like a fuckin cartoon character

Shawn read the messages. “For you 9thWonder, I’ll tame all of the dogs so they can help me. No slaves, I’ll just kill them when I’m done trading. And the flag? Genius. The enbies love me and I love them right back. And for the record Jeff, I wasn’t shook upside down by the Cryptid, I just tend to do that from time to time. No biggie.”

Shawn loaded a new world and began to chop down trees. “I’m going to make the tools first, then find a village, then…” Shawn grinned evilly, “…then, we start killing.”

fightsteenfight: psychopath

LaPrimera: este hombre debería estar en prisión

bitw-punk: let’s get freaky!! kill some people!!

SlaygentD: @ bitw-punk I hate you so much. Words cannot describe how much I hate you. We should fuck about it.

Shawn continued to play the game, occasionally giving commentary and swearing whenever he died (which was a lot). “Chat, that was bullshit! I didn’t even look at the enderman! I have to go back and get my stuff! I can’t even-” Shawn cut himself off as a jockey started to attack him. “Ah! Why is it in full diamond armor? I hate this game!”

Jamaicanmecrazy07: not to be a nerd but that’s one of the rarest things that can happen in the game @ HeartBreakKid

Shawn read the message. “I don’t care if it’s the rarest thing in the game, I don’t want it to be anywhere near me!”

MinnGovOfficial: How the hell does the rarest thing in the game happen to this buffoon? Also fuck you @ Iloveunionbusting

ErraticHater: @ HeartBreakKid you said you were a stripper? What happened? I NEED the lore!!!

Shawn read the message out loud. “Yeah, when I turned nineteen I needed a job, and the strip club was hiring for a cook at first, so I applied, and the dude who was doing the interview thought I was hot, so I was hired as a stripper. I had to learn how to use the pole though!” Shawn laughed at the memory as he traded some iron for emeralds in Minecraft. “I worked there for almost ten years, which is kinda crazy considering how much I fucking hated it. I met my ex-boyfriend there, and things…” Shawn took a deep breath, a rare frown etching its way into his face. “…things didn’t go well with him. He was fired, but I realized I needed something else, so I started streaming, and now this is my full-time job thanks to you guys!” Shawn smiled again, running over to kill a pig.

420RVD420: lowkey the Cryptid looks like he could be a stripper

Goldustin: @ 420RVD420 LITERALLY I WOULD PAY SO MUCH MONEY

Shawn smiled as he read the chats. They were close; Scott was a bouncer at the club (even though the owner had asked him to dance numerous times) and also hated his job, so when Shawn started to earn money streaming, he asked Scott if he wanted to move in with him and quit his job. Scott agreed, and the rest is history.

But his viewers, his ‘clique’, they didn’t have to know. It was good to have secrets.

Shawn placed some obsidian blocks and used the flint and steel, and the nether portal filled with purple swirls. “Alright, we need to get some netherite chat, what should my game plan be?”

Cinnamon_Roll_Sami: trade with the piglins!

Mox: kill the piglins

“How about I not touch the piglins and just get to a bastion?” Shawn asked. “That makes more sense.”

Pollydangerously subscribed for a year!

BigSexy94: build a stripper pole in your room and do a stream where you show us your moves

Shawn snorted at Kevin’s message. “That would be a disaster. It's perfect!”

Shawn fell right into the lava after being hit by a hoglin. “If I die one more time I’m ending the stream,” he said, right before a lightning strike hit him and killed him instantly. Shawn sighed and logged off of the game. “Fucking goddamnit.”

Shawn leaned back and faced his camera. “Well, I guess I have to end the stream.” Shawn smiled. “Thank you for watching the stream, thank you for being part of the clique, and peace out,” Shawn said, throwing up a peace sign before closing out of the stream.

[globofchaos]

A mild sparing match

Little wonders

Not a ship

Plot

Aaron is the biggest loser in WVBA and is fully aware of that. He just doesn't care

Mac loomed over Aaron like a warden eyeing a convict.

“Aaron Ryan… this sorry excuse for a fighter is the biggest joke in WVBA history,” Mac exhaled a cloud of vape smoke.

“Hey, Mac, I can hear every single word you’re spewing, right?” Aaron shot back.

“Oh, I know you can,” Mac said, crouching down to Aaron’s level. “You’ve had 28 fights and lost 10 of them… you’re practically the worst fighter in WVBA history! You’re just begging to be a punching bag!” He tried to kick Aaron’s ribs but ended up toppling over himself.

“Yeah, I get it, I’m a loser…” Aaron sighed.

“You're such a pushover because you let everyone take advantage of you. Seriously, your niceness is off the charts! Mac paced around, shaking his head. “Take this morning, for instance. You had the last lemon pudding cup, and when Disco Kid asked for it, you just handed it over. What the hell were you thinking?”

“Because he asked for it?” Aaron shot back. “And what about last week when Don borrowed five bucks and never bothered to pay you back?” Mac snapped. “Who cares?” Aaron rolled his eyes like it was no big deal. Mac clenched his jaw and grabbed Aaron's boxing helmet so hard the elastic snapped . “If you keep acting like a doormat, people are going to treat you like one!”.

Finally upright, Aaron's hair was a complete wreck, and he towered over Mac, who was small in comparison. “Touch me again, and you'll regret it,” he hissed with anger. Mac stood back back almost shivering . Aaron quickly changed his tune, feeling bad for threatening little Mac.  “I know I'm not very popular and people naturally don't like me that much because..I'm a weakling but that's okay ..I don't want to be violent and hurt outside of the ring . My uncle has been trying to “teach me how to be more “manly ‘but I'm just ..Aaron “ .

“Just an Aaron eh ? “ Mac picked up his vape “Tell you what ..let's have a sparring match?  “.

“I don't feel comfortable sparing ..” Aaron declined .

“Come on loser, I just want to fight ! I want to see your strength ! “ Mac smiled.

“Fine ..” Aaron shrugged.

They got into Aaron's small ring and began practicing.

Do not assume that I will show you any mercy," Mac declared as he sprinted forward, hand raised. In a swift motion, Aaron evaded Mac's strike and landed a powerful blow to his ribs, the sound of a crack echoing in the air. "Gack..." Mac faltered, only to be met with another punishing hit to his stomach, followed by a strike to his face. Reeling backward, he turned and expelled the contents of his stomach onto the floor. As he faced Aaron once more, it became evident that his visage was now covered  with bruises such as a massive black eye

“I can not feel any pain ..just  my organs moving and bones vibrating .” Mac told him as blood poured out of his mouth and nose  “let's keep fighting..” He stumbled some more until he fell forcing Aaron to catch him.

The scene cuts to Aaron and Mac in a small eat out .

“I have to concede that you're tougher than I expected... Mac stuffed a mouthful of vanilla ice cream mixed with gummy worms. A bandage covered his nose, while a large white patch adorned his cheek."I didn't put any effort into that attack," Aaron confessed. "Still, I apologize for breaking seven of your ribs, an eye socket, and your sternum.”

“It's no big deal bro ! Dr Soda is cooking up a healing bottle as we know it ! However I am getting tired of Dr Jerome being on my ass about this so can you chill next time ? “Mac asked . “I was being chill ? “ Aaron was confused.

“Shhh “ Mac shoved ice cream in Aaron's mouth,  “I still rank higher than you..”.

“That's because people like you more..” Aaron stated .

*crash*

The table smashed in half spilling the ice cream all over Aaron. Cowboy Hondo  laid in pain  as he pulled his pistol out .

“Looks like you still have some fight in you sushi boy…that's delicious and Dragon chan licked his sword.  He wore a black leather jacket with the words “Dragon “ written in Chinese and a black blindfold.  .

“HI DRAGON CHAN  ! ‘ Mac waved at Chan . “Ni Hao “ Dragon waved in the direction “Please get out of the way, I'm trying to murder Piston “.  His sword touched Aaron's neck .

“Grrrrrr “ Aaron eyes turned a venomous blue

*bonk bonk bonk*

Both Dragon chan and Honda found themselves tied up and unconscious. .

“Don't..ever ..touch me ..” Aaron shivered.  

[aristotle97]

suffering bc an oc i made inspired by a writing-prompt-s "ur power is being average at everything and never worse than average" post isn't good enough for a marvel rp server i'm in so im gonna post them here and see if anyone wants to rp with me qvq

(p.s he's named mercutio bc i'm growing into my new pref. name)

also tagging @kohyuuu / @kohyuu2 and maybe @mercutiosblog bc they might find this oc neat

_ _ -# " hAVE AT THEE, BOY! " ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ … ⠀ Mercutio⠀ 𓏴 ⠀ Master of None

info

full name . Mercutio Riccio alias(es) . Merc, Tio, etc. age . 18 date of birth . 3/16 gender . Trans Male sexuality . Pan occupation . Vigilante

mutation

(the main gripe of these people in the discord i'm in. also said his strengths/weaknesses were traits more than anything... YEAH. BECAUSE HIS POWER IS BEING AVERAGE!?!?!?)

Mutation: Jack of All Trades, Master of None - Average at everything (but extremly bad at taking care of himself), isn't neccesarily an expert at anything, but tries his hardest anyways. Physical health could be better, definitely in an average/healthy range, though. Can run average distances, eat normal amounts, etc.

Strengths:

Consistency - His physical abilites are extremly consistent thanks to his averageness. Ex. He could run a decent distance without stopping, but would be huffing and puffing like the average person afterwards.

Flexibility - Again, average at everything, he knows how to at least administer basic level first aid, he can cook some okay tasting food if asked to, and otherwise can step in as the 'doctor' or 'fighter' or 'distraction' if needed.

Stealth - Typically an unassuming/average joe in his civilian getup. If he ever needed to tail someone or blend in, he could actually very well do that due to, well, looking like an average joe!

Weaknesses:

Lack of Specialization - He can't be asked to have expert knowledge at anything. Ex. He could totally sew someone's wound shut, but he physically CANNOT give someone a lifesaving surgery

Terrible Leadership - He doesn't have a particular amount of charisma as his everyday civilian self. He doesn't know how to lead people into battle, or anything like it. He prefers an equal playing field, hence his building of a small 'commune,' as it could be called, out of the people in his apartment complex.

Very bad at self care - Can't care for himself very well, which is hilarious, considering the fact that he is average at everything else. He's tried everything, from sticker charts to self-care apps like Finch, Amaru & Voidpet garden, but nothing works. He just tries his best™️, only washing his hair when he remembers to, brushing his teeth when he reminds himself too. Cannot build good, healthy habits for himself to save his life.

appearence

height . 5'4 eye & hair color . green eyes, black hair description . black hair, green eyes, baby-ish face faceclaim . John Eyzen, performing as Mercutio in Romeo et Juliette 2001 in Paris. (faceclaim self explanatory if you looked at bro's name)

persona

likes . Crocheting, colorguard, napping, cooking dislikes . Track, long range combat, loud noises. overview . A typically closed off, standdoffish young man out of costume, and a kind, selfless, danger-defying hero in costume. He doesn't let the hard exterior fall in front of friends, and especially never in front of romantic partners; he can't have another Romeo incident.

misc

background . Ran away from home at age 16 after his childhood friend 'Romeo' (fake name), betrayed him by outing him to his family. His mutation had manifested three years before this, but Mercutio didn't realize until he was attacked by a Sentinel. Thanks to his total averageness at everything, he somehow just managed to escape it. He now resides in New York under the hero name 'Master of None' and tries to keep his peace/take care of his community.

notes

started a community garden on the roof of his apt. complex

runs a free mini library

crochets baby hats/blankets/etc. for homeless shelters in the winter.

has a habit of befriending stray animals

carries a backpack with snacks, a first aid kit, small crochet project, water bottles, and about $200 in cash with him on every patrol

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Ok these fucking football bros using music performance and composition as a metaphor for how they run plays on the field and harmonize with their teammates to coordinate their moves as a perfect analogy— jfc no wonder Taylor’s down bad because they actually Get It in a way I bet no one else ever has wow

(I mean we knew that but actually hearing come together organically like that— like these dudes’ analysis skills are off the charts. And as someone who coaches a sport these two would be excellent coaches themselves just hearing the piano bit because their brains Get It.)

I know the “he never got me — none of them did” had us gagged when TTPD came out vs the “no one’s ever had me like you” and obviously seeing her and Travis together makes it clear why they get along, but hearing him and Jason talk about this stuff with such ease and genuine understanding just like… added a new level of understanding that like, he doesn’t just get her, he Gets It. (Which, we knew, but this is such a clear-cut example.) ​It also shows how much he understands the cerebral (and physical) aspect of music performance because it is very analogous to athletic performance and it’s just like… oh yeah their brains work in the same way in this respect.

Anyway, I fear I am losing the neutrality war lol.