#let's hang out sometime

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

My Cabinet of Tiger Ministers is in shambles.

[yousavorthis]

dean doing the clothes shopping whenever sammy outgrows whatever he’s got. he lurks around the local walmart, putting the charm on heavy when the lady stocking shelves looks his way.

he sneaks a set of girls underwear into his jacket, carries on like normal, and when he gets back to the motel-of-the-week and tosses them onto the bed, sammy mumbles a thanks with rosy cheeks and thumbs the fabric, soft to the touch.

dean’s been buying sam girls underwear since he graduated from pull-ups, claimed they were always the easiest to sneak out of the package and hide, stuff in his pocket—smaller, thinner, less bulky.

and all of that’s true, but dean can’t deny the gut churning thrill that crawls up his ribs whenever sammy’s shirt rucks up at the hem and he can see that pink trim dotted with that cute little bow, taut over his hips. can’t deny the way his stare lingers, chases the waistband over his stomach, across a hipbone, eyes stuck right beneath the dimples at the base of his spine. it’s maddening, how bad he wants to rip at those ratty sweatpants, yank them down and fill his hands with pretty pink and baby soft skin.

that night, it’s hot as all hell and the ceiling fans broken, dad’s out at a bar and they can’t sleep. sammy’s frustrated, sweaty and exhausted. and dean’s heart flips and nearly bursts on the spot when sammy shuffles off the side of the bed, pushes his shorts down those long legs and kicks them to the side.

and all at once there it is: his sammy, naked, save for those little pink panties dean eyed up in the store, slipped into his jacket, all for his baby brother.

sam climbs back into bed, flops onto his stomach and burys that messy bed head into the pillow. and god dean can barely control himself, wants to reach out and trace fingertips down the curve of his spine, dig blunt nails into the skin of his hips and drag, drag until he catches on that pink elastic.

[yokiamine]

yeah whatever fuck you im goin on my phone now

[canisalbus]

Would Machete still be Catholic in modern!AU?

He was raised in a very traditional household, went through a fraught crisis of faith in his teens, became a disillusioned atheist and then eventually more or less made his peace with the whole thing and slid back a little bit to the secular/lapsed catholic territory.

[bookrat]

Got a catfish bust available for sale for $350

[brodyfoxxsmassivetits]

I really want to see more of dog Susan

have some more tom too!! ^^

sorry guys I tripped idk how Jon got here so sorry

im not actually sure if tom would live with the freaks!!! Given Matt's allergic to dogs and edd has a cat..not that Ringo n Susan couldn't get along but yk..

I didn't have a ton of changes in mind for literally eyeless tom other than the fact he probably went to some alternative school growing up(or outright homeschool) and the fact yk, he needs a dog

[tanasha-not-yet]

another try at groncklesss ! i wouldnt call it a redisign bc honestly i dont think they need one, but i wanted to set some differences between them not only their color but their models

these are based on their combat moves

meatlug seems to be cool at 'catch a giant fuckgin rock with your mouth + smash it like its a piece of chips + make lava by the magic of the grand species of Gronckles' thingie so she gets The jaw and some gut + some muscles to carry all that

while shatter is good at 'destroy this DrAgOnPrOoF thing with your tail, it comes mace-shaped on Purpose' so he gets the tail.. but not everything else. i think he is younger + doesnt have as healthy of a lifestyle and a diet as meatlug because. well. dagur is new to all this shit okay and fishlegs is a total gronckle nerd

also the shape of meatlugs 'ears' and wings corellates w fishleg's spiky hairstyle & shattermasters bumps are all over the place like dagurs beard + his wings and ears are based on a braid tip i gave teenage dagur. ye thats it

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

steve who is so proud of his suped up, not a damn scratch or dent, fenders always buffed racer n soda who begs him every time they go anywhere to let him put bumper stickers on the back

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

also, is it pesky that all of my fanfics are like:

*characters exist in state of weird unspoken longing*

*characters speak some things, kind of, in a brief moment of frankness, and possibly even very briefly touch each other*

*characters retreat into the usual status quo of their established dynamic*

*characters continue to long, mostly in an unspoken way*

[scribblesscribblings]

Yo give them a moment will ya? You’re kinda killing the mood

[bamtwozled]

I just think it’s interesting how dan quite literally playing the heel in a wrestling context kind of pulls back the curtain on how often that’s been his role within Dan and Phil™️. probably the most obvious example was him pretending to be a hater about the tatinof song even though he wrote it into the show because being the hater was his role and his persona, but I also think it’s been kind of a throughline in things like dan vs phil (particularly in the original iteration, when phil was still boxed into the, for lack of a more accurate term, smol bean persona). and I don’t think it’s all an act by any means. disclaimer that I don’t know him personally and literally everything could be an act, etc etc, but I do think that’s really just his personality plenty of times. but there are aspects of that personality that get ramped up for the bit, and at its peak we get heel dan.

like, the routine has always been there if you’re looking for it. this isn’t truly new information. but there’s something about it staring you in the face like this that provides a different perspective on the performance of it all

[britneyshakespeare]

you know something i don't like about modern culture (and i wonder to what extent the prevalence of dating apps has to do with it) is that you're, seemingly, not supposed to ask people you just meet in real life on a date anymore? you're supposed to ask them to see you individually to hang out, and you're not supposed to call it anything...? people act like declaring intent is impolite or something.

this absolutely sucks if you're a woman on the receiving end of this kind of thing all the time, from men you don't wanna see privately that way. i've felt so much guilt about it in my life. whether i say no or yes. i know i'm giving that man hope that it's a date, that i wanna go on a date with him if i agree to see him for coffee or whatever. but if i don't wanna go on this undeclared date, i have to reject the very concept of spending time with him at all, which feels SOOO much meaner and more personal, doesn't it? it feels like that to me. and if i do go, and i don't wanna go on another one (because i never enjoyed the it-pretty-much-being-a-date element of the time), it feels like i'm crushing his hopes after puffing them up just a little bit.

and it's like. "date" is not a dirty word. we have so many expectations nowadays around things. women used to sit around and wait for a man to propose to them, and it would be basically the only decision they could make in their life. not even really the choice to marry, but to whom they get married. and obviously marriage was very serious.

as courtship continued to develop into modern dating and boyfriend/girlfriend culture, it sort of decentralized the importance or marriage and valued getting to know someone you like romantically, with the implicit assumption that you're doing it with the attempt to better choose the 'right one' by spending quality time with them. decent enough. although even the words boyfriend and girlfriend are much more serious than they used to be. they did not always imply a serious commitment like they do today, especially if you're... basically, just not a kid anymore.

people have a certain amount of expectation of what anyone over 18 should do or want to do with a "partner"��like, if this were the 1940s, i would've had several "boyfriends" in my adult life, but i never called them that, and the modern sense of that word would not be accurate. if i went on a date or two and flirted with them, that'd be enough to say "yeah i went out with a boyfriend." i'm mostly indifferent to this change of vocabulary, but the point is i have no word to describe any of those guys that i just gave a chance, never felt much for, and didn't wanna keep seeing. not bad things; it's just experience.

and if we aren't bold enough to call things dates for the sake of the atmosphere not losing the low-stakes nature... it's like, no, it doesn't do that. it's just two people spending time with the elephant in the room. perhaps that makes it feel more relaxed if both people really are doing it with the same intent, let's-just-see-if-we-get-along, figuring out if you like someone you don't really know very well yet. testing it. but like. that can be a date. that's what a lot of dates are. when you meet the person on a dating app and just grab coffee without setting higher expectations, you wouldn't hesitate to call it a date. if it's that person from your college class, that's ruder or more presumptuous, somehow?

a date doesn't have to be a candlelit dinner with the violinist standing by. a date doesn't have to be high romance. a date doesn't have to end with a kiss or lead to a commitment, if things go decently. a date certainly doesn't have to result in two people having sex. a date can be nonchalant and friendly and just trying to discover if you have any chemistry with this person who piqued your interest. why is that NOT the initial expectation anymore? why is "date" a dirty word? why?

[vigilskeep]

Now that you're actually truly Inquisition-ing I would love to get your thoughts/analysis on Iron Bull

i might have to disappoint you i’m afraid!! i don’t have much personal interest in the qunari so while i am fond of both our qunari companions so far, my general thoughts on either of them are not hugely developed and typically just extend as far as: 👍 cool guy

[infinityonhighvevo]

seeing that post go around is so bittersweet man. i don’t talk to the guy who inspired it anymore, but the people i’ve chosen to keep in my life make my heart feel cradled every day and i’m glad that old friend helped me understand the feeling

[svtskneecaps]

yknow what with the strife building between forever and bad and the ripple effect that might have on the server at large i think now is the perfect time to fridge bad. go touch grass, mr boyhalo, it's time to see people either fall apart or come together without you. bc listen. listen. when the dms are bumpin with 'bad can you ___' every thirty seconds. sometimes you just gotta steal badboyhalo and see what the fuck happens. i just want to know.

and i also want bad to slEEP GODDAMNIT