#get bamtwozled

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“who would change their last name if they got married” um they’ve had the same last name for a decade now?? do mr and mr games mean nothing to you people

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#I’m starting to disbelieve the claim that they uploaded to the crafting channel twice a day smh #amazingphil

@bamtwozled get peer reviewed

lmao @ phil saying people were mad at him for pronouncing crochet wrong and then proceeding to call crochet knitting. man get it together

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the level of salt in this is directly proportional to the amount of saline solution in dan’s eyes

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fundamentally I think the dan and phil dynamic is that dan would kill god but doesn’t have the power, whereas phil has the power but just doesn’t feel like it

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for the next dan and phil games video they will be hunting us, the viewers, for sport

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the fact that everyone is campaigning so hard for phil on here/in the comments and yet dan is still winning accurately captures the feeling of futility that comes with voting in US presidential elections due to the electoral college. in this essay I will

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the energy dan is bringing to the table any time phil talks about another person

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i think we all glossed over dan contemplating a return to puppetry for WAD a little too fast

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now I simply think this has never been true

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on youtube AND with a piss break……truly a man of the people

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“what’s straight after” -> “straight” -> dan and phil secret wives reveal

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woke up in a panic thinking I’d agreed to participate in a pre TIT gift exchange and was running super late. I had a dream about desperately trying to find the person’s blog and when I sent the one I thought it was an anon asking when their show is they were just like “wouldn’t you like to know :)” however they were also a voyager fan which was highly specific but incredibly convenient given that I finished voyager recently so I was like ok I’ll write you a voyager au. I was gonna write actual rpf for them. I was having visions. and then I woke up.

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when the mukbang video gets uploaded after days of anticipation

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look me in the eyes and tell me the we’re all doomed final monologue isn’t kissing the angels in america more life monologue on the mouth

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apparently wwe is also doing some weird qr code arg shit so my friend and I have a niche conspiracy theory that this is dan and phil launching their pro wrestling careers