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bamtwozled · 5 months

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“who would change their last name if they got married” um they’ve had the same last name for a decade now?? do mr and mr games mean nothing to you people

#this is a really dumb bit that I’m sure someone has done before but they haven’t done it today!#dan and phil #dan and phil games #<- it’s right there in the name!#get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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the level of salt in this is directly proportional to the amount of saline solution in dan’s eyes

#dan and phil games #dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 3 months

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fundamentally I think the dan and phil dynamic is that dan would kill god but doesn’t have the power, whereas phil has the power but just doesn’t feel like it

#you can just put words in whatever order did you guys know about this #dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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for the next dan and phil games video they will be hunting us, the viewers, for sport

#there’s been such a gap because they’re giving us time to start running #dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 4 months

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the fact that everyone is campaigning so hard for phil on here/in the comments and yet dan is still winning accurately captures the feeling of futility that comes with voting in US presidential elections due to the electoral college. in this essay I will

#dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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#it was all working for him like the red was excellent the v was deep the hair looked great #you love to see it #dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 4 months

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the energy dan is bringing to the table any time phil talks about another person

#idk what the crossover rate is between trek fans and dan and phil fans is but I guess im about to find out #dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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i think we all glossed over dan contemplating a return to puppetry for WAD a little too fast

#you can take the boy out of the religious puppet shows….#like even if he was kind of joking about that the fact that it even crossed his mind #dan and phil #daniel howell #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 4 months

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now I simply think this has never been true

#dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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on youtube AND with a piss break……truly a man of the people

#he heard the cries of the masses needing to piss <3 #dan and phil #daniel howell #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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“what’s straight after” -> “straight” -> dan and phil secret wives reveal

#I’ve cracked the code #dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 17 days

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woke up in a panic thinking I’d agreed to participate in a pre TIT gift exchange and was running super late. I had a dream about desperately trying to find the person’s blog and when I sent the one I thought it was an anon asking when their show is they were just like “wouldn’t you like to know :)” however they were also a voyager fan which was highly specific but incredibly convenient given that I finished voyager recently so I was like ok I’ll write you a voyager au. I was gonna write actual rpf for them. I was having visions. and then I woke up.

#dan was going to be part betazoid btw. if anyone cares.#I wasn’t totally sure what phil was going to be the most likely option is human but unjoined trill also appealing for some reason #I don’t count writing for dnpcrafts as true rpf at least not the way I did it so this would be a jump for me #but also like. should I do this. the visions compel me just a lil.#get bamtwozled #dan and phil #fuck it I’ll put it in the tag. mostly bc of the tags I wanna know if literally anyone would read this au lmao #also it’s 4 am and I am releasing my inhibitions feeling the rain on my skin

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bamtwozled · 3 months

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when the mukbang video gets uploaded after days of anticipation

#dan and phil #get bamtwozled #all in good fun of course they’re allowed to take their sweet time #I just really enjoyed the delivery here

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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look me in the eyes and tell me the we’re all doomed final monologue isn’t kissing the angels in america more life monologue on the mouth

#‘And if He returns take Him to Court. He walked out on us. He ought to pay.’ doesn’t fit as well. but I can believe it’s an undertone #we’re all doomed #daniel howell #dan and phil #dan howell #maybe I’ll make a proper parallel post at some point but I’m like. tired. but if you see a better version of this post later just roll w/it #get bamtwozled

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bamtwozled · 3 months

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apparently wwe is also doing some weird qr code arg shit so my friend and I have a niche conspiracy theory that this is dan and phil launching their pro wrestling careers

#dan and phil #get bamtwozled #I’m assuming it’s clear but. joking.

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bamtwozled · 5 months

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enough about twister night with the boys let’s talk about secret wife soft launch

#first it’s what’s ‘straight’ after and now this….#yes this joke died like 8 years ago no I will not stop making it #dan and phil #get bamtwozled

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