#let’s stab Caesar

[dreamsandconstellations]

The Ides of March (Taylor’s Version)

[how-what-why-huh]

Brutus:

Get you to bed again. It is not day. Is not tomorrow, boy, the [ides] of March?

Lucius:

I know not, sir.

Brutus:

Look in the calendar, and bring me word.

Lucius:

I will, sir.

He exits.

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Lucius:

Sir, March is wasted fifteen days.

Brutus:

‘Tis good.

[alannacouture]

If someone pays for a party bus, they officially get the code name Brutus 🔪🔪🔪

(Necessary disclaimer: This is a joke, violence is wrong, etc. … Buuut anyone who doesn’t send me threatening messages about going on a roadtrip in togas is more than welcome to join us! On our roadtrip. *wink*)

[sparro48]

GUYS HOLY SHIT THE IDES OF MARCH ARE APPROACHING 🗡️

[rainingmbappe]

ITS IDES OF MARCH, EVERYONE ASSEMBLE AAAAHHHHHHHH

[bogslob]

Happy ides everyone

[cowpokezuko]

Bro Brutus in HBO Rome is so inexplicable transfem 2 me. She's like if a girl was a roman senator. Also I think a transwoman got to stab caesar that would fuck super hard. Also she's literally my princess.

I would usually submit this to @couldtransitionsaveher but they don't want to add real people, which is fair. I however, do not have the same standards.

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[prismbearer]

"All you will find in there is pain."

Harmony Cobel being deprived of the closure of her mother's death and suffering. Her mother as only a nonbeliever, all the better for her daughter to work at the factory for Kier, to redeem the family. A woman she probably hardly knew and doesn't completely remember... Separated not only by death but before that by the structure and belief system of a cultish faith.

Severance allowing a disconnect from emotion, Harmony having to work through the grief she was denied so many decades later without even being severed herself...

Severance as the evolution of the structure of cult mentality integrated with technology.

[worshipping-marvel-jesus]

holy shit I almost forgot

Happy ides of march guys

[theatrebooknerd56]

Happy ides of March to those who celebrate!

🗡🗡🗡

[lesbian-honey-lemon]

HAPPY STABBY STABBY DAY EVERYONE!!!

🔪🥗🗡️

[worldssmallestrayofsunshine]

i dont want to see my dead body again please dont let it happen again please

[mistakenvilliany]

Later we can eat the evidence. Happy Ides of March!!

[angrygaydragon]

Happy holidays to all that celebrate today!!!

[sweatywagonmakercroissant]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A modern, roller derby champion with standard skates and safety gear (helmet, elbow pads and knee pads) armed only with one small hatchet and sooooo much rage and bloodlust VS Julius Caesar with full armor for a Roman general, but armed only with a gladius and distracted by thoughts about politics

You've got $5 to wager on who will win (no split wagers). Place your bet!

The roller derby champion has my wager, i relate a lot to her rage i root for her

Also i know that Caesar probably has some form of military training, however i don't care he got backstabbed 23 times (by different people), if bro is distracted you can wound him and from then on he's weak you can finish him off (i am going off of the fact he's somewhat old, or at least middle aged)

Okay argument cancelled, after further research on Caesar, his military training and general life, gladiuses and roman general armor, as well as thinking of how much roller derby saftey gear can protect your vital organs, i can assess that Caesar would probably win.

However, my wager still goes to the roller derby champion, as a way of showing my support to rage-filled sports champions that cannot be older than 27. If she dies to the hands of this dictator bastard, my flowers will be on her grave, and if she wins, which can happen, she will have my undying adoration forever. So yeah goodbye 5 dollars it was worth it