#let us not forget princess diana

[theofficalnarrator]

Old With You

Summary: Some moments of Sophia and Y/N acting like an old married couple. Currently playing: Old With You by Grent Perez

Warnings: Both are kinda mean occasionally, some angst, fluffy!

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[INTRO]: KATSEYE SOPHIA AND Y/N BEING AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE FOR 12 MINUTES STRAIGHT (GAY)

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[CUT TO: Soft music plays as the screen fades in from black, revealing the exterior of the Katseye house. The sun is just beginning to rise, casting a golden hue over the neighborhood. The camera zooms in on the front door, which swings open to reveal Sophia, still in her pajamas, a bright smile on her face.]

“Good morning, everyone! Welcome to a ‘Day in the Life of Katseye!’ We’re so excited to take you along with us today!”, The Filipina says, all too brightly for the morning. The camera crew follows Sophia as she walks into the kitchen, where the smell of coffee fills the air. She heads straight for the coffee maker, pouring herself a steaming cup. The leader makes a show, grabbing the cup and sniffing the bittersweet aroma of the coffee, taking a dramatic sip. She then turns to the camera

"Now, let’s see if we can wake up Y/N.”

[CUT TO: The camera shifts to Y/N’s bedroom door. Sophia knocks lightly before opening it, revealing Y/N still snuggled under the covers, her hair a messy halo around her head.]

[she's so cute omg]

“Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to wake up!”, Sophia says, opening the blinds, sunlight streaming through.

Y/N groans, turning away from the light, her voice muffled by the pillow. “Five more minutes, please…”

Sophia rolls her eyes, a grin spreading across her face as she approaches the bed. She's keeping her calm in front of the Geffen staff, her smile forced. This was the 5th time the sleepy girl had said that.

 “You said that five minutes ago! Come on, I made coffee! It’s the good stuff!”, Sophia says brightly, pulling the blanket off of Y/N.

[CUT TO: A close-up of Y/N’s face as she cracks one eye open, squinting at the light.]

“Some people need their beauty sleep…”, Y/N says, turning and shoving her face into the pillow. "Course you wouldn't know that." Sophia chuckles, sitting on the edge of the bed and playfully ruffling Y/N’s hair.

When the camera crew move the camera away for a second, Sophia leans in and whispers, "Get the fuck up, bitch, and drop the attitude".

When Sophia notices the camera crew moving the camera back she smiles again and animatedly says ,“Beauty sleep? You’re already beautiful, even with bedhead! But seriously, you’ll miss out on pancakes if you keep snoozing.”

Y/N finally sits up, the blankets slipping down to her waist, revealing her pajama shirt which is cropped Jungkook Princess Diana shirt that she stole from a certain K-pop fan.

She rubs her eyes and lets out a dramatic sigh. “Fine, fine. You win. But only because you promised me pancakes for breakfast.”

Sophia laughs, “I did promise, didn’t I? But only if you help me make them. Deal?” Y/N grumbles and nods. Sophia stands up, heading toward the kitchen with a playful glint in her eyes, thankful that Y/N dropped the attitude... for now.

[CUT TO: The camera follows them into the kitchen, where the morning light brightens the space. Y/N joins Sophia, who is already gathering ingredients for pancakes.]

Y/N stretches, her shirt riding up, causing Sophia to poke her stomach. Y/N swats her hand away, giving the camera a "Look at this guy" look. Sophia giggles, and the two begin to prepare breakfast together, their playful banter filling the air.

“Alright, let’s get started! First, we need flour, eggs, and—”

“And chocolate chips! Don’t forget the chocolate chips!”, Y/N interrupts.

[domestic sophy/n]

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[CUT TO: Soft music illuminates the letters "Katseye at the Grocery Store". The scene transitions to a bustling grocery store, filled with the sounds of chatter and laughter. The camera focuses on Sophia, Y/N, and Yoonchae walking through the aisles.]

Sophia and Yoonchae are walking in front, Y/N behind them pushing a grocery cart. “Hey, Eyekons! We’re here at the grocery store with our favorite little troublemaker, Yoonchae!” Sophia announces, her voice cheerful as she gestures to the youngest member of their group, who is bouncing with excitement.

[they're like a family they're like a family they're l- *GUNSHOTS*]

Yoonchae, with her playful grin, looks up at Sophia. “Can we get some candy? Pleeeeeease?” She tugs at Sophia’s sleeve, her enthusiasm infectious. It's clear staying with the Kats has improved her English and made her a lot more spoiled.

Sophia raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms. “You know the rules, Yoonchip. Too much sugar isn’t good for you. We’re here to shop for groceries, not sweets.”

Y/N, who has been quietly observing, smirks at Sophia’s stern expression. “Come on, Soph. A little treat won’t hurt.”

Sophia narrows her eyes at Y/N. “You’re not helping, you know. We’re supposed to be responsible adults here.”

Y/N shrugs, a mischievous grin spreading across her lips. “Responsible adults can have fun too. Right, Yoonchip?” The youngest responds with a vigorous nod, her excitement bubbling over.

Sophia sighs dramatically, but there’s a hint of a smile tugging at her lips. “Fine, but just one treat. And then we’re back to business, okay?” Yoonchae cheers, and the trio heads toward the candy aisle.

[CUT TO: Inside the candy aisle, colorful jars of sweets line the shelves. Yoonchae’s eyes widen as she takes in the sugary paradise.]

Yoonchae is practically bouncing on her toes. “Can I get gummy bears? Please?”

Sophia shakes her head, trying to maintain her composure. “You can pick one thing, and that’s it. Remember, we have to eat healthy. Diet.”

Yoonchae pouts, but Y/N leans down to whisper conspiratorially, “I’ll get you some gummy bears on the side, okay? Just don’t tell Sophia.” Yoonchae’s eyes light up, and she nods eagerly.

Sophia, oblivious to the secret plan, continues to browse the store. “Alright, pick your one treat, Yoonchae. We don’t have all day. The Korean girl quickly grabs a bag of gummy bears, her face beaming with joy.

As they head to the checkout, Y/N discreetly slips a second bag of gummy bears onto the conveyor belt, winking at Yoonchae, who stifles a giggle.

[CUT TO: Outside the candy store, Sophia is checking her phone, while Y/N and Yoonchae share a knowing look.]

“Thank you, Y/N!” Yoonchae whisper-yells, her eyes sparkling.

Y/N ruffles Yoonchae’s hair. “Just don’t let Sophia find out, okay? It’ll be our little secret.”

Sophia looks up, sensing something. “What are you two whispering about?”

“Nothing!” The two say in unison.

[CUT TO: The two schemers give the camera and wink and a parting wave, Sophia somewhere in the back talking about what to make for dinner, still oblivious.]

[I just know y/n would be a good mom]

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[CUT TO: The scene transitions to a cozy, softly lit interview room. The camera is set up to capture the Katseye girls sitting side by side on a comfortable couch. A warm ambiance surrounds them, with gentle music playing in the background. The interviewer, off-camera, begins to ask questions.]

“So, you guys have been through quite a journey together. What’s it like living with each other day in and day out?”

Sophia smiles, her eyes sparkling with affection as she glances at each of the girls, her eyes lingering slightly on Y.N. However, there’s a hint of vulnerability in her expression as she raises her mic to her lips.

“Honestly, it’s like being in a friendship. We bicker a lot", She says as she giggles softly ,"but at the end of the day, we love each other fiercely. These girls are my rock.”

Lara squeezes Sophia’s hand gently, offering her silent support. Sophia takes a deep breath, her voice wavering slightly as she continues. “But sometimes, it can be overwhelming. I mean, we’re both trying to navigate our careers and personal lives, and it can get really emotional.”

The camera zooms in on Sophia’s face, capturing the glimmer of tears forming in her eyes. Y/N immediately notices, her expression shifting to one of concern.

“Hey, it’s okay. You don’t have to talk about anything that makes you uncomfortable.” The other girls agree, quick to support their leader.

[AHHH, she's touching someone willingly! AHHH]

Sophia shakes her head, a small smile breaking through her emotional state. She chuckles, sniffling, “No, I want to. I just… sometimes I feel like I’m not doing enough, you know? Like I’m letting everyone down.”

Y/N leans closer, wrapping an arm around Sophia’s shoulders, pulling her in for a comforting embrace. The camera captures the tenderness of the moment, showcasing their deep bond. Sophia leans into Y/N, resting her head on her shoulder, visibly calming down. Y/N gently strokes her arm, providing a sense of safety and warmth.

[not y/n 'I hate physical contact' l/n cuddling w Sophia ON NATIONAL TV]

“... And these girls are always there to comfort me" Sophia says. "I don’t know what I’d do without them. They always know how to make me feel better.”

The girls smile softly, Y/N brushing a strand of hair behind Sophia’s ear. The camera captures the intimacy of the moment. SophY/N shippers were fed well that night.

“That’s what teammates are for, right?," Daniela says, as she rubs Sophia's shoulder ,"We lift each other up.” Sophia nods, her eyes glistening with unshed tears. She takes a deep breath, visibly relaxing in Y/N’s embrace.

The room falls into a comfortable silence, the camera panning over each member before the inertviewer speaks again. “It’s clear you guys have a strong connection. How do you support each other during tough times?”

Sophia taps Y/N's hand. After a silent conversation with her eyes, Sophia raises her mic to Y/N's lips. She gently squeezes Sophia’s hand, before continuing. “We communicate. We talk about our feelings, even when it’s hard. And we make sure to be there for each other, no matter what. It’s all about teamwork.”

[my sophy/n heart- JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY]

The girls nods in agreement. Sophia's expression softening as she looks at Y/N with admiration. The camera captures the warmth between them, the way they lean into each other, creating a bubble of comfort amidst the emotional conversation. “And I wouldn’t trade that for anything. We’re a team, and I’m proud of us.”, Y/N finishes. The girls dramatically "awww", making the girl roll her eyes. It's rare of Y/N to show vulnerability and be soft, but the girls (and Eyekons) aren't complaining.

[CUT TO: The scene zooms out, the interviewer moving onto the next question. Sophia and Y/N still sitting close for the rest of the interview.]

[your honor, they're in love]

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[CUT TO: The scene transitions to a bright, airy interview room with a modern aesthetic. Y/N is seated comfortably on a stylish chair, a playful smile on her face. The interviewer, off-camera, poses a question.]

“Y/N, I heard that you did martial arts as a kid. Wow! That goes into my next question, a small, playful one... Who do you think in Katseye you can win in a fight?”

Y/N leans back, a mischievous glint in her eyes as she thinks for a moment. She suddenly puts on a playful serious face, her tone monotone.

"Well firstly... I would never hit Yoonchae". The interviewer, audience, and the girls chuckles, and Y/N leans in, clearly enjoying the moment.

"No, seriously! I am completely against hitting little kids...," The camera captures Y/N’s playful smirk as she continues ,"... on the topic of not hitting little kids. I also would never hit the elderly, so Manon and Sophia are out of the pic-"

[oop you didn't have to clock them like that y/n]

The camera zooms out of Y/N’s face, capturing her infectious laughter as she's punched on her arm by Sophia. The Filipina blows a stray strand that came loose form her pony off of her face, as she glares at Y/N, who's too bust clutching her stomach in laughter.

[are we all sure Sophia didn't also do martial arts?]

[CUT TO: The scene fades out, leaving the audience laughing, Sophia's face still red and angry.]

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[CUT TO: The scene opens with a softly lit room. The camera is set up for a Weverse live, with Sophia sitting on the bed, her hair slightly tousled and a bright smile on her face. The atmosphere is warm and inviting, with fairy lights twinkling in the background.]

“Ooooh, someone asked, "What's the Kats love language". Thats a good one...”, Sophia thinks for a second. "I know Lara is big on words of affirmation. She's all of our biggest hype girl. Dani likes physical contact. Manon too... Y/N..." Sophia glances toward the bedroom door, a playful glint in her eyes as she smiles mischievously.

"...speaking of which…,” She calls out playfully, "Y/N! Can you come here for a second?”

[CUT TO: The camera shifts to the door as Y/N walks in, looking slightly confused.]

[good lord how can she look good in a hoodie and sweats, BARK BARK WOOF WOO-]

The newcomer briefly waves at the camera and then turns to Sophia. “What’s up?”

Sophia grins, gesturing for Y/N to come closer. “Can you help me with something?...”

Y/N raises an eyebrow, suspicious with Sophia's singsong tone. “Oh? What do you need? Or are you just trying to get me to do your chores again?”

Sophia giggles, shaking her head. “No, no! I was thinking more along the lines of a massage. You know, to help me relax after a long day.”

Y/N crosses her arms, feigning seriousness. Sophia's not one to ask her to come on lives in general and now asking for a massage? Then again, who was she to be suspicious of. Y/N sighs and sits down next to Sophia.

Sophia lays her feet out and the other girl starts massaging the leader's sock-covered feet. The camera captures the relaxed atmosphere as Sophia leans back, enjoying the moment. Finally, Y/N breaks the silence with her usual snarky comment.

 “You know, if I give you a massage, does that mean I get a gold star or something?”

Sophia rolls her eyes, a smile flitting across her glossed lips. She throws a pillow at Y/N (who avoids it). "...But seriously, it means a lot to me when you do things like this.”

[they're so cute I'm gonna combust]

Y/N smirks, seeing an opportunity to tease Sophia. “So, if I vacuum the floors or cook dinner, that’s like a love letter to you?” The leader simply scoffs and pushes the younger.

[CUT TO: The camera is moved by Sophia, who is a lot closer. She smirks and whispers so only Eyekons hear]

"... and Y/N's love language is acts of service."

"What are you whispering about over there?"

'Nothing!"

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Took a break form writing a Megan fic. That one's gonna be LOOONG. anyways hope you enjoyed this!.

[crazilust]

Analyzing celebrities’ fashion according to their venus signs (pt.1)

I believe you can tell alot about someone just by looking at the clothes they've choose to wear. Let's analyze different celebrities' fashion and their venus sign (as well as the degree they're in) and give you some advice on how you can incorporate it in your own fashion style.

Aries venus

Audrey Hepburn

Even though we associate Aries venus with a very flamboyant style (and trust me, they can be and most of them are), I found important to put Audrey Hepburn as an example of someone who’s mastered the minimal, elegant fashion. Aries are very determinate and passionate individuals and once they have their eyes set on something, they’ll achieve it at all cost. I found it relevant in Hepburn’s style, because to me she achieved the quintessential minimalist fashion. She was able to balance being minimal while not being boring and basic, while staying true to herself. I think that’s one of the main strength of Aries venuses. They have to stay true to themselves, and when they do, they’re able to master their own fashion sense.

Also interesting to note that her venus is in a capricorn degree, which could also explain the more minimalist route.

Lady Gaga

On the other side of the spectrum, we’ve got Lady Gaga who also represents Aries venus perfectly. Her ability to tell a story with her clothes has become something we know and associate her for. Again, even if it’s completely different to Hepburn’s, you can still very much see Gaga’s need to be authentic to herself. Her style is a bit more tone down (see picture on the top right), but it’s still close to who she is as a person. It just evolved. Her willingness to be weird and over the top despite the constant misunderstanding of others and nagging, demands a lot of bravery and if that's not an Aries venus in a nutshell, I don't know what it is.

Her venus is in a Piscean degree (24), which could explain her intrinsic desire to use fashion as an art form and always push its boundaries.

Final take

If I were an Aries venus, I would take a long time reflecting on what I truly like, what type of person I am and how I want to be seen before buying anything. I would forget the trends and start investing in personal development in order to see how I could translate that into my clothes. Am I more a lowkey, mysterious kind of person? Flamboyant and over the top? The moment I’d be able to choose at least three words to describe me, I’d start building my closet around them and remind myself that I can go to extremes if I damn wanted to.

Taurus venus

Princess Diana

As a fellow Taurus venus, I’d be lying if I said that Princess Diana is not one of my main inspiration. To me, she represents perfectly what Taurus venus is all about. Simplicity, elegance and effortlessness. There’s a simplicity here, an ease that is very admirable from Princess Diana. It’s almost like she just threw this on but looks phenomenal as a result. It’s polished, but not forced at all and that’s where Taurus’ strength lies. Making it look easy. I also added her biker short outfit to represents Taurus’ need for comfort, but why not make it look cute? Also monochromatic looks to add that touch of put togetherness.

With her venus in 24 degrees (Pisces), we notice her tendency to break the mold and transcend beyond people's expectations. With today's eyes, it doesn't seem that groundbreaking, but at the time, and especially for a Royal, it was cra-zy (also the first one to be known for her fashion!)

Prince

What I wanted to focus on by putting Prince is his sensuality that I feel is overlooked alot when we talk about Taurus Venus. Or it's taken for granted almost. They have this little je-ne-sais-quoi that is so attractive and again, so effortless. Prince mastered this aspect so much and I find it very interesting. His clothes were a direct translation of how he felt about himself. Showing a little skin there, some see-through blouse here. Nothing extremely vulgar, but you get the message. I also wanted to put him there because whenever we think of Taurus venus celebrities, we always reference the most stereotypical ones like Ariana Grande and Lana del Rey. They most obviously embody the Venusian energy, but if you don't like this aesthetic, you can definitely be a little bit more out there just like Prince did.

With his venus in 7 degree, being a Libra degree, Prince was doubling down on his venusian energy, amping up the charm and sensuality while still being seen as charming.

Final take

What I would do (and should start to do actually) as a Taurus venus is focus on the quality of the clothes I put on my body, no matter the aesthetic or fashion choices. At the end of the day, Taurus look fabulous and effortlessly glam, but in order to enhance this trait, it's going to be important to invest in quality pieces in order to emanate this energy. I understand that not everybody wants to invest in clothes, but there's many ways you can do this without breaking the bank : thrift stores, depop, vinted (it might just take longer). Some signs can get away with cheap clothes, distressed clothing, but as Taurus venus, it definetely looks messy and not necessarily in a cute, grunge way lol.

Gemini venus

Margot Robbie

To my surprise, there's actually a lot of supermodels or sex icons/bombshells who possess a Gemini Venus. I say to my surprise, because I always see Geminis as kind of quirky, but it's true, they do embody the perfect balance of being hot but approachable (the twins archetype after all). It's like they can very well be the nerdy shy girl and the bombshell the next minute. I think you can actually see that in Margot Robbie's style where it's very Girl-Next-Door, but with an edge. The monochromatic pink look is to die for but switch the palette for a neutral look, platform for regular slippers and it's not as eye-catching. Without these two small details, you get a very basic look. I would've expected flamboyance, but from what I saw from these celebrities (ex: Kristen Bell, Sandra Bullock) is that they really embody the Model Off Duty vibes, where everything they put has a little edge to it while still appearing very approachable and mainstream. Which, when we think about it, is very reminiscent of Geminis.

Her Venus being in a Leo degree (8) could explain her tendency to want to be extra, lean more on the glamorous side and wear monochromatic colourful outfits

Megan Fox

Another route you could choose, as Megan Fox did, is to go push that Cool Girl fashion all the way and experiment fully with your closet, mixing and matching pieces with different textures and colours. Fox has always been known for her sex appeal and you can definitely see that in her fashion choices in the beginning of her career, but as of lately, she's been more avant-garde with her choices and honestly more fun. She definitely reminds me of the cool girls in my town walking around like they're just out of the fashion magazine, not giving a F about anything and you can't help but notice them.

Her venus is in 23 degrees, which is an Aquarius degree and could definitely explain her tendency to explore different styles and play with colours. Being very experimental.

Final take

What I would do if I were a Gemini Venus, is that I would learn my colours, my signature style and what goes best for my silhouette in order to put forward my best features. While this can be said for anyone, I think Gemini Venus is still very well thought out and in order to give that illusion of "I just got up", you're gonna have to know what makes you pop. As opposed to Taurus, for example, who can just rock an oversized hoodie and some boots and make it look elegant because that's what their energy gives off, Gemini is going to have to work a little bit harder. Experiment. Alot !

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That's it from me folks, I'll post part 2 containing Cancer, Leo and Virgo venus very soon :)

[calisources]

𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐋, 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒.

All sentences on this meme have been taking from different media and sources. They all touch on the topics of romance, difficult and forbidden love, mostly setting in the political schemes of war and peace and royal court. Change names, locations and nouns and you see fit. Some lines might have foul language.

Sometimes we hurt the ones we love, but hurting ourselves to avoid it doesn’t make it better.

Could someone treat you badly and still love you? 

Even so, in the midst of this complicated love, there is a holy union.

Love is complicated. It’s sticky. It’s bliss and it’s a mix of emotions. It’s not easy.

I hated him now because I has loved him then.

 I'm not like you. I can't afford to be reckless.

When have I ever, since the first instant I touched you, pretended to be anything less than in love with you?

Are you so fucking self-absorbed as to think this is about you and whether or not I love you, rather than the fact I'm an heir to the fucking throne? 

You at least have the option to not choose a public life eventually, but I will live and die in these palaces and in this family.

She wears a crown that never should’ve been hers.

Your wish is my command, my queen.

You can always leave my service.

Don’t you see, Diana? If I did that, I’d break not one but two hearts. For I know you love me, though you haven’t said it yet.

You do know me. I love you so much, it sometimes terrifies me.

You are going to regret that, Your Magical Regalness.

Just because I am  a prince doesn’t make my life a fairy tale.

So kiss the others for all I care, but don’t hold back with me.

You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.

He didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you.

I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.

 I believe we are what we make ourselves, and as such, you, Crown Princess, are nothing.

You, what are you? The brat of lucky parents who were related to a childless king.

Rule with the heart of a servant. Serve with the heart of a king.

There’s a fine line between gossip and history, when one is talking about kings.

You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires.

We kings do develop a certain ability to recognize objects under our noses.

...alone is such a nebulous state when one is queen.

I respect you as my king, and I respect you as my father, but I do not respect you as a man.

You're the most important person I've ever met.  And I should have never met you at all.

Desires are what can most easily ruin us, lovely.

I find that happiness can always be recollected in tranquillity, Ma’am.

It's almost impossible for those who have had an intimate relationship to return to a formal one.

I question if within you is any magic.

You’re my princess, right? You were always going to be my princess, no matter what you were born.

The king is a saint and cannot rule, and his son is a devil and should not.

For kings, the world is extremely simplified: All men are subjects.

A king deserves reverence when being addressed.

Yes, she had abused her title and station before, but for minor stuff, not to steal a warship.

You are a king worthy of their allegiance . . . with a queen full of fire and promise.

When God calls you into His Kingdom, your way of life will reflect royalty if you serve Him with loyalty.

My royal status is both a shield that protects me and a sword that impales my heart.

You know, for a pampered princess, you have a certain gift for violence.

I have to be seen to be believed.

Kings needn’t raise their voices to be heard.

That is your very own myth. The idea that how you are born or the name you are given dictate the sort of person you really are.

I know that names have power. That is why I cannot let her forget hers. 

You’ll have to face it, Princess. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but soon enough. And you can’t be this scared when the time comes.

A bad king revels in his importance. A good one hates his office. 

Crowns belong to those that serve.

She was their witch queen, and they adored her.

Beatrice is going to be queen someday.

Kings are only kings because one ancestor was quicker than another to place a crown on his own head.

Queen, do not allow a commoner to dethrone you. Own that throne. You are royalty.

A throne won in blood will soon be drenched in it.

My mother once told me that everything is fuelled by either money or sex, because both lead to power.

Even when she's dethroned by hardship, she still wears the sun as a crown.

She holds a nation’s fate within her shaking hands. She wears a crown that never should’ve been hers.

My reign has been anything but traditional. Let’s not start now, shall we?

Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky.

Every girl thinks about growing up in a palace. Few ever ponder living in a cage.

Climb up the family tree of any of them high enough and you’ll find a commoner who dared to take a chance.

Am I forbidden to do what all may do?

My arrival saved the kingdom, while his only reiterated that his blood would fill the throne one day.

Slow down there, princess. How do you know what kind of first impression you gave me?

So none of the young men we encountered during our season gave you hot pants for them?

If stubborness were all that was needed to be a good queen, I'd rule the world.

I’d decided that I was going to stop dressing like a princess and start dressing like a queen.

Don’t touch me. Don’t tell me how beautiful my eyes are, how soft my hair is, how you love to hear my voice. Don’t. Don’t pretend you are falling in love with me. 

I know you are lying, and every word you say hurts even more. 

Before the wedding, and the bedding, when I will have to take you as my lord and husband?

I may not be a king or a queen, but I'll be damned if I'm not treated like royalty.

He is fragile, like a prince of ice, of glass.

It is natural that men are going to gather round me, hoping for a smile.

Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.

You can smile when your heart is breaking because you're a woman.

I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't do anything but think about him.

Anyone can attract a man. The trick is to keep him.

To save my son, I would plot with the devil himself.

Only fools wait when their enemies are coming, to see if they may prove to be friends.

When a man wants a mystery, it is generally better to leave him mystified. Nobody loves a clever woman.

I wanted the heat and the sweat and the passion of a man that I could love and trust.

I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for your touch.

And you are the sort of mistress a man doesn't bother to marry. Sons or no sons.

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

RTA, In addition to your excellent response to anon asking about WK’s histories, I’d like to add some more histories which were all eventually shut down. 

Firstly, you have to remember that UK didn’t have privacy laws until 2014. Once that law came into effect, so many articles, pictures, blogs were pulled from the internet. And weirdly, some articles remain, but are/ were edited to remove the details that could invite a lawsuit. 

Sidenote: one of my favourite blogs, princess Diana’s palace was so meticulous about information gathering on Diana that it put any Diana biographer to shame, but it shut down in early 2015. The youtube channel is still up, and you can find a video clip of Lady C being abused by Sally Jessy Rapeal’s audience in late 1991 for her book, Diana the real story, disclosing Diana’s problems and problem marriage. Andrew Morton comes on and calls her a liar…..then 6mths later publishes his own ghostwriter Diana biography: DianaHer story!!!

But I digress,

…….pre-2014, and especially pre-2011 before Phonne hacking scandal broke, it was easy for newspapers to print whatever about celebrities.

Ditto phone hacking, dustbin diving, tips from service workers - TMZ made it’s bones because they bribed service workers/ staff at restaurants/ hotels/ hospitals/ rehab/ wait staff/ bouncers etc 

As per your comment about people ratting out celebs…..I used to live near KP when Kate first married. Every time she went shopping on Ken high street, word would ran through street like bush fire which would get to you if you happened to be shopping as well. 

During the dating years, the young royals and their circle were not discreet at all. They hang out all in Chelsea, mostly King’s Road and ‘the beach’ portion of the Fulham Road as well as pubs all along there. As an example, soon after William broke up with Kate in 2007, he did go clubbing and tell entire club that he was free as he danced on top of a bar - multiple witnesses including yours truly. 

One current royal reporter got her start royal reporting by embedding herself with the royals’ circle especially Harry then would go fishing for extra tidbits on royal forums which is how she dug up 'waity Katie’ because one notorious forum had branded her with it and she took it mainstream. 

During the dating years, there were many blogs reporting about the young royals, but the most notorious early one wasn’t an royal one. St Andrews had a student blog that allowed students to post tidbits about school life, and unfortunately students posted stuff about William and his dating life. 

The anecdote about Carly the determinedly virgin girlfriend was posted on there because William was either indiscreet or someone made it up and posted it. How they broke up, the public nature of it, and the intersection with Kate came from that blog. 

Carly never sold that story and it’s sad that anon thinks she did. If that blog was posting the truth about William, then it’s unsurprising that he wasn’t getting on with his first year at St Andrews. The blog was eventually shut down because it was posting information about him which was picked up and spread to other blogs. This would have been early 2005. I know about that blog because posts were copied from it and posted to other blogs that came much later. 

Let’s also not forget that Harold was leaking to reporters he met in pubs. After he revealed his chronic leaking, I thought about articles written in the WK dating years that were attributed to 'sources close to Harry’ or 'friends of Harry’ eg articles criticising Kate claiming Chelsy was superior to Kate, that Kate was a limpet, that Kate was taking advantage of her royal status to grab stuff eg getting Audi to sell her a car at royal discount or to pull,’ don’t you know who I am’ card to get into events. One such article even criticised her presence in a royal box claiming she’d simply barged her way in using that card. 

Then there was the Middleton pap on speed dial. This guy started out as friendly part of the pap pack that the Middletons tolerated, but soon he was the only one who had exclusive Middleton content and was such a trusted source that msm looked to him to guide them as far as info on the Middletons especially when he revealed that he’d been told where to find William and Kate after Uncle Gary had been caught in a tabloid scandal and the pap ended up capturing the only image (video & still) of WK French kissing. The complicated relationship was revealed in a Kate vs pap lawsuit from 2009 which the pap lost, but which revealed a very complicated relationship. Most of the reporting on the lawsuit has disappeared and all you find is this one article in the Guardian newspaper that simply states that pap lost the case and had to pay Kate damages. 

https://www.theguardian.com/media/greenslade/2010/mar/11/privacy-news-agencies

the later Jecca + William rumours came from him. 

Then there was Jessica Hay as mentioned by RTA who told media outlets everything she knew about Kate. Ditto the sex kittens lady who was a Kate friend from Marlborough and also during the dating years - it was her charity rowing boat that Kate joined during 2007 break up, but man, did this girl talk to the media too. She still dines out on being Kate’s friend though I wager that the friendship, such as it was, cooled after Kate left the rowing crew in 2007 after she reunited with Willuam. 

Then you throw in the people naively giving sympathetic interviews about Kate or William and putting out far too much information about her eg Kate’s jigsaw boss - an edited version of 2012 interview she gave is still floating on the internet

https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/kates-not-precious-she-mucked-in-at-jigsaw-6922185.html

The Captain of the yacht that Kate crewed on in her gap year before St Andrews told an anecdote about Kate’s time working for him which became the opening 2-3 paragraph of this article written during her engagement period

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1377487/Kate-Middletons-character-shaped-generations-social-climbing-matriarchs.html

Even Uncle Gary was very loose-lipped about Kate and William. 

In short, Robert Jobson is not using new information, but taking old articles, possibly going into National archives or just good old British Library to look at the old stuff to dig up stuff previously printed.

As he has been around for decades, I’d wager he knows everything RTA and I have written here because he lived it and when before that 2014 EU law came into effect, he copied as much information for his files as he could. 

Personally, I was on royal forums from around 2005-ish mainly for Diana content and that eventually led to WK content. 

And now for the horrible part……the blog is a cesspool that needs to die, but early Celebitchy still has many early articles copied into the blog. I think they started covering Kate and William in 2008 or early 2009. Those early post were not cesspool though they are presented in a snarky tone as per the space they were trying to carve out for themselves as far as celeb watching. It took a dark turn when they hired Kaiser and gave her full control of the blog. She curated it into the hatefilled space it eventually became. Turning point was 2016 when a combo of Hillary vs Trump as well as Markle, Brangelina divorce were the big topics of discussion that year. She took a position on these topics and banned all dissent. She encouraged deranged takes on all of it such that even the moderates who may have agreed with her were driven out. 

If you can bare to dip into that poison, you’ll find old articles on Kate and William from 2008 onwards. 

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Anon, if you do dive into Celebitchy, I recommend a salt circle, a cleansing ritual before and after, and saging your computer/mobile device. Maybe do a prayer candle too. You can’t be too cautious when it comes to Kaiser.

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (46)

Hilarius: Guys, we have a problem.

Felix: Hilari, please don’t tell me that you’ve invited your creepy old man to one of our ✨TGIF✨ parties again-

Hilarius: That was just one time, Class Pres!😫

Sejanus: Your father literally tried to kidnap my Coryo, my Snow Angel right in front of me, Heavensbee!

Coryo: He also tried to blackmail our poor drunk Felix to go “stargazing” with him.

Festus: And don’t forget Clemmie.

Clemensia: Don’t remind me!😩

Felix: Seriously, Hilari, don’t force me to give your old man another restraining order-

Hilarius: Just listen to me for a sec!😭

Felix: Fine. Fire away, Heavensbee.

Urban: But it better not be about your stupid father!

Hilarius: I swear it ain’t about him! It’s about Juno!

Apollo: What about Juno?

Hilarius: She forgot to take out our school pants from the laundry room!

Festus: So?

Hilarius: They’re still wet from when we “accidentally” flooded that insane monster’s- I mean, Dr. Gaul’s lab with yellow glitter earlier.

Coryo: All of them?

Hilarius: All of them.

Livia: I am so gonna sue Juno and her family for this!

Arachne: Liv, she’s royalty. No one can touch her family-

Livia: Except my mama!

Diana: Where’s Juno anyway?

Hilarius: She’s at the clinic.

Felix: Why? She fainted?

Festus: Was it because of the rabid raccoon I brought earlier to distract Dr. Gaul?

Hilarius: No. She accidentally ate one of Palmyra’s expired egg rolls.

Florus: Not the egg rolls!😱

Felix: Is she still alive?!

Hilarius: Barely.

Palmyra: Don’t look at me~. It’s not my fault that Princess Phipps is not immune to poison-

Livia: But what about our pants?!

Coryo: And our dignity?!

Festus: What dignity?

Coryo: Don’t you remember?! We have another important interview with Lucky Flickerman and his stupid talking bird in two hours!

Felix: On LIVE TV?!

Livia: Duh~.

Lysistrata: Why are we doing another interview with Weather Boy anyway?

Dennis: Our school wants more sponsors, Lizzie~.😏

Apollo: Yup. More sponsors, more money~.🤑

Lysistrata: Then I’m not going!

Gaius: Yo, guys, calm down. We still have our pretty red skirts.

Everyone: . . .

Domitia: Breen, you’re joking right?

Gaius: Nope. And besides, my Tribute needs those sponsors.

Felix: Sh*t. You’re right. I forgot about that.

Androcles: To be fair, we all need sponsors after our last disastrous interview.

Gaius: And honestly, we can still save ourselves from humiliation if you guys just follow my plan.

Coryo: No pants, just skirt- Gaius, you’re a genius!

Sejanus: How is Breen a genius, my love?🥺

Coryo: Babe, don’t you get it?

Sejanus: Get what?

Coryo: We can attract more sponsors with just wearing our iconic red skirt!

Sejanus: Really?!

Lysistrata: Coryo’s right. No pants, just skirts, more sponsors, if you know what I mean~.😏

Dennis: Lizzie, don’t lie. You just want to see Coryo, Felix, and Hilarius in mini skirts-

Lysistrata: And there is nothing wrong with that!

Florus: Well, don’t mind me, I’m just gonna go home-

Pup: Florus, get the razor! We’re all gonna shave our legs today!

Florus: Why?!

Festus: Bestie, if we’re going to go out there and wear our school uniform without pants, and in front of Panem, then we better look sexy in our frilly red skirt-

Dennis: Like those ladies from Breen’s banned magazines?

Sejanus: The same magazines that almost got Highbottom fired from his job?

Festus: Yeah!😎

Felix: *sighs* Well, our reputation is trash anyway. So let’s do it!

Gaius: For the sponsors!

Festus: And the marmalade!

Livia: Fine! But if Hilari’s stupid old man ever comes near us-

Hilarius: Don’t worry, Cardew. We’ll call the Peacekeepers on you- I mean, on him-

Coryo: Hilari, does your old man have a skirt fetish by any chance?

Hilarius: Maybe?

Felix: He does, doesn’t he.😒

Livia: Like father, like son.

Hilarius: I don’t have a skirt fetish!

Sejanus: Then explain why you stole Urban’s extra skirt from his locker yesterday.

Urban: That was you, Hilari?!😡🔪

Hilarius: Why are you guys bullying me!? I’m baby!😭

*Hours later, at the Lucky Flickerman Show*

Lucky: Welcome back, everyone! This is your host, Lucky Flickerman, your favorite Weather Man-

Casca: Booooo! Start the show, Weather Boy!

Lucky: Fine.😞 Let’s welcome back our favorite Mentors-

Domitia: Hi, Lucky!

Lucky: Hi- What happened to your pants?! Why are you guys just wearing your skirt uniform?!😱

Casca: And on LIVE TV?! Crassus Xanthos Snow, how dare you wear your pretty red skirt in front of me-

Coryo: To get more sponsors.🙄

Lucky: Who told you to-

Festus: Dean Highbottom made us do it.😉

Casca: WTH, Creed!😡 I did not-

Felix: My granduncle, the ✨President of Panem✨ gave us permission.😌💅

Casca: That’s a lie!

Urban: So what do you think, Lucky? Do we look good or what?😊🔪

Lucky: Um- I- Well, for legal reasons, we’re ending the show early-

Mr.Heavensbee: Don’t end the show yet! I’m a sponsor! I paid for this!

Hilarius: Why the heck are you here, old man?!

Mr.Heavensbee: I need more cute and sexy photos of-

Lucky: Yup. We are ending the show right now! Bye, everyone!

Casca: I’m calling the Peacekeepers on you, Heavensbee!

Mr.Heavensbee: You can’t arrest me! I’m a senior!

*Meanwhile, at the Zoo*

Jessup: You know what, I’m just glad Coryo and his rich boyfriend provided us a screen to watch their live interviews.

Lucy Gray: Oh, my dear Jessup, you just don’t understand~.

Jessup: Understand what?

Lucy Gray: That their interviews with the funny bird man are always ✨comedy gold✨.

Tanner: Brilliant even.

Coral: I can’t believe my idiot Mender-

Facet: Mentor.

Coral: My idiot Mender looks good wearing that stupid ass skirt!😫

Lucy Gray: Mine too!☺️

Treech: Mine’s the best!

Sheaf: No, mine!

Dill: You’re all wrong! Felix has the sexiest legs!

Mizzen: Dill, shut up! You’re too young for this!

Dill: You’re just jealous that my Mentor’s prettier than yours!

Mizzen: That’s just Ravinstill Propaganda, Dill!

Reaper: Why can’t they just be normal?!😩

Brandy: Says the one who’s shouting at the sky all day.🙄

Lucy Gray: But we all know that my Mentor is the prettiest!

Marcus: F*ck this. I’m going to bed.

[soisaidfine]

Ethel Cain: 'Perverts' - Pablo Larraín: 'If there’s no perversion, there’s no beauty. Forget it. The word perversion comes from Latin. It means to see the reverse. Per-version: a different version of the story.'

Natalie Portman, Jackie (Pablo Larraín): 'a great director has a little bit of perversion in the way that they see things.'

vinyl 'perverts': @/yeezuscain on x

Kristen Stewart, Spencer (Pablo Larraín): it was going to touch a life and try and absorb an essence and let her soul reverberate.

FilmComment: Do you see your films as being personal in that sense, as a way to explore darker parts of yourself?

Pablo Larraín: “You wouldn’t believe how fast it happens. You’re telling a story that has nothing to do with you, and then suddenly it gets down into something extremely personal”.

FilmComment: I ask because there’s a deep perversity at the heart of your films.

Pablo Larraín: “If there’s no perversion, there’s no beauty. Forget it. The word perversion comes from Latin. It means to see the reverse. Per-version: a different version of the story. It doesn’t necessarily refer to the actions of what we typically call a perverted, evil person. A bad priest, say. Or Donald Trump. It’s an oblique way to understand reality. And it becomes personal. Cinema is personal, man. The filmmakers that you or I admire were very personal”.

Natalie Portman: “You know, a great director, you guys, I hope you agree with me, always has a little bit of perversion in the way that they see things. Like, they just don’t see things the way anyone else does. It’s always from the side, and, um, the kinds of ideas he would have—I don’t mean perverted in a sexual way. I mean it in, like, a just very unusual way of looking at things, a very unusual way of looking at the world. And, um, he just always took us into unexpected directions.” (Conversations with Natalie Portman of JACKIE, SAG-AFTRA Foundation, Jan 20, 2017)

SLANT: How did Pablo Larraín initially pitch this project to you?

Kristen Stewart: “I had a conversation with Pablo about a script that he was going to send me. There have been so many perspectives on Princess Diana, and I didn’t picture myself in [the middle of one]. It wasn’t an easy visualization. But I didn’t immediately go, “Yeah, that’s so right on. That’s perfect for me.” It was something that felt a little far away. I loved that it wasn’t going to be a regurgitation of all of the familiar details that we know [about her]—that it was going to touch a life and try and absorb an essence and let her soul reverberate, and not try and nail something so perfectly.”

[celticcrossanon]

Your reading about King Charles' feelings about Princess Catherine seem spot on. I think he may have been befuddled by someone from a middle class background where the character of a person and how they conduct themselves matters. Let's not forget that the bullying report stopped once it reached CH and reports suggest King Charles conducts himself more like H&M than the Prince and Princess of Wales.

Princess Catherine is also known to refuse to do something just for the sake of PR and King Charles is all about PR, the appearance matters more than the truth to him.

Add that Princess Catherine has become the star of the BRF you can see why he would want her out of sight and focusing on being a mother and homemaker.

It's sad that he's reached the age of 75 and is still seemingly in competition with his eldest son and daughter-in-law.

Hi Nonny,

I am glad the reading made sense to you.

King Charles seems to have spent his life in competition with other people - his brother Prince Andrew, Princess Diana, and now his heir. I wish he would just accept himself for what he is and what he has achieved and stop competing with other people. Most of us reach that level of acceptance in our 40s and 50s, if not before, so I don't know what happened with him that he can't seem to be content with who and what he is.

[pendleton-manor]

🐋🌊🥃🚬🕯️ for my princesses diana & amelia 💕🦍

:O!!! Seriously wasn’t expecting to get any for my own girls yay!!

Okie let’s see

Diana:

🐋— Yes! Aside from her relationship with the Pendleton’s, Dee also has a couple run ins with Granny Rags, the Boyles, and, in low chaos, Slackjaw!

🌊— No, Dee doesn’t worship him. She’s pretty unnerved by all things black magic related, considering what happened to her parents. She’s definitely not reading her strictures every day or anything though.

🥃—Kcjsjcnskd NO. If the Watch are ever called it’s probably because of a noise complaint or being drunk in public. She probably threatens to have them fired then Morgan throws money at them and she’s off the hook. Now, after the shit hits the fan with the loyalists and it’s revealed that her entire family is full of traitors to the crown? Who’s to say.

🚬—Uhhh I don’t know if you’d count her eating disorder? She definitely drinks a little too much and smokes but everyone does that, darling!! Everyone substitutes cigarettes for breakfast! Relaaaxxxxxx xoxo.

🕯️— Yea!! Some of them completely warranted!! Esma doesn’t hate her as much as she used to but she was totally based for holding a grudge. Lydia still probably dislikes her and just pretends she doesn’t exist lol. Granny Rags has probably forgotten about her by now, either assuming she died from the bone charm or going completely mad and forgetting she ever had beef with James in the first place. So yea she’s not the highest on Dunwall’s popularity pole 😔💅

Amelia:

🐋—Yes! She’s Sokolov’s estranged daughter but she also has a sort of partnership/relationship with Jindosh. Amelia probably has the most interactions with non-canonical characters, but she’s met Hypatia and soon she’ll probably have to face the Empress or her Lord Protector 😬

🌊—No, but she’s intrigued by the notion of the void. Probably would pray to the Outsider if she thought it would amount to anything, but she doesn’t obsess over him like her Father. Really I think she believes it to be a waste of time; what powers could the Outsider grant her that she couldn’t replicate with natural philosophy?

🥃— YEA probably. I think she’s probably been arrested a couple of times for minor crimes against humanity. Nothing that would land her in prison for more than a couple months at a time, though, and all that peace and quiet is probably welcome.

🚬—Uhhhh does Jindosh count? She’s very…obsessive with him. Probably would rather him die than leave her. Otherwise no because her father had a black-out problem with drinking and she thinks it made him dumber over time. Holy shit though if there are any amphetamines in this universe she should probably stay away.

🕯️— yes and no! Hardly anyone knows she exists. I have some non-canonical characters who hate her for forcibly amputating and experimenting on them but hardly any canon characters have met her yet in the story. Hypatia is suspicious and I’m sure if and when Corvo meets her, he’ll despise her for a number of reasons. But as of now in her lore, no!

Thank you for asking!!! I am blowing you a kiss 💋

[houseofbrat]

How coincidental for Cathy that the one person she spoke to with cancer just so happens to be friends with a Daily Mail reporter. A patient who then has gone on to give exclusive interviews equating her with Diana and calling her an “inspiration”.

Just like it was sooo coincidental that she happened to speak to a cancer charity worker at Christmas who would also go on to give exclusive interviews calling her “an inspiration”.

Definitely no PR games going on here at all 🧐🙄

And as someone who doesn’t like Harry and Meghan, can we just be honest about the double standard in reporting like this? Fire victims don’t need Meghan crying on their shoulder but cancer patients really need publicity seeking Cathy crying on their shoulder humble bragging that she “didn’t need a cold cap” or grew “attached to her port”? The way cancer patients are being used as props is sickening.

The KP comms team can go work at Starbucks.

Let's not forget all the EXCLUSIVES! People magazine got last week after Kate visited The Royal Marsden.

How about that?! No reporters were present when Kate visited but an American magazine got an EXCLUSIVE! interview with a cancer patient who was there. What. Are. The. Odds?

Angela Terry met the Princess of Wales during her emotional stop at The Royal Marsden Hospital on Jan. 14, and exclusively tells PEOPLE that Kate's presence provided a huge boost. "She was there to say thank you to the people who had looked after her, talk to patients who were in a similar situation," Terry tells PEOPLE. "It was a great message of hope because she looked so well. We don’t need to know what cancer she had. We just know she’s been through surgery, she’s been through chemo — and one year later, my goodness, look, she is here." Terry, 71, was diagnosed with EGFR-positive lung cancer in 2019 and serves as the non-executive chair of EGFR Positive UK, a charity for mutation driven lung cancer. She was at the Royal Marsden for treatment on Tuesday when she met Princess Kate, who unexpectedly stepped out there to "show her gratitude to the incredible team, but also highlight the world leading care and treatment the Marsden provides," a Kensington Palace spokesman said. [...]

Terry tells PEOPLE that she respected how Princess Kate relayed that she is in remission after visiting the Royal Marsden out of consideration for the all patients she met with. "It might have been difficult if she had come in talking about her experience about being in remission first because some people who are really very ill might never get to remission and that would have felt tricky. But she chose to do that after she had left which speaks volumes," the charity chair says.  "When I read later in the day that Kate is in remission, that doesn’t mean she’s through it. This disease changes you, but it also gives you an opportunity to think: 'Okay, who am I now? Who do I want to be?' " she explains. "It’s an opportunity to be true to yourself and choose to let certain things go, friendships or other things that no longer make sense. It’s such a weird disease, it stops you and makes you evaluate and review your life which can be exciting." The charity chair tells PEOPLE that she was a "fan" of Princess Kate to begin with, "but she was so much more than I expected her to be" regarding her demeanor in meeting everyone. "She has such poise and elegance, extremely genuine and sincere. She is very personable. I watched her talking to other patients and she’s amazing," Terry says. "She has this gentle eye contact as she talks, she reaches out and maybe touches their shoulder or holds their hand and her smile is always there. The level of connection she makes with each and every person she meets is phenomenal." Terry was diagnosed with stage IV EGFR positive lung cancer after a skiing accident six years ago, when a related X-ray revealed that she had a malignant tumor later confirmed as cancer. "My cancer is uncurable but treatable and I’m on medication that keeps the cancer under control but at some point the cancer will mutate and find a way around it," Terry tells PEOPLE, adding that she's "doing really well" with her health today. The advocate was at the Royal Marsden for care when she crossed paths with Princess Kate, who surprised her with kindness. "I’m still buzzing, it was so fortuitous because I was literally the next one in for bloods. I just caught her eye as she walked past and said to her 'You look wonderful,' because she did, she looked fabulous given everything she has been through and she just smiled and said 'So do you,' " Terry tells PEOPLE.

How is it that this cancer patient just happened to get in contact with People magazine after Kate visited? And after Terry got a picture with Kate? She just suddenly felt inspired to call up Monique Jessen of People magazine to talk about her day? What. Are. The. Odds?

And that wasn't the ONLY article in People magazine. Amazing given that no reporters were present at Kate's visit. Did the KP comms team just take patients' names and phone numbers so that they could talk to selected outlets later?

WOW! Another EXCLUSIVE!

Katherine Field, a patient undergoing cancer treatment who met Princess Kate during her visit, tells PEOPLE that they discussed cold capping — a scalp cooling system that can help reduce hair loss during chemotherapy, according to the American Cancer Society. Field, who was wearing a cold cap at the time, said the conversation added a personal connection to their encounter. "I hate it, but I think it is working. Today there is a little bit of hair coming out, but I’m just trying to delay it," Field, an art historian and curator, tells PEOPLE. When asked if Princess Kate mentioned using a cold cap, Field shared, "She just said that she didn’t have to have it. For her to lose her hair, which is so iconic, would have been awful. Everyone loves her hair!" Field tells PEOPLE she instantly felt at ease upon meeting Princess Kate during her fourth treatment session at the medical center. "It was just like talking to a friend about a really horrible time in life and how you find ways of getting through it. 'Finding the new normal' is what she said, which is absolutely true," the art professional says.  In a heartfelt photo from Princess Kate's visit to the Royal Marsden, the royal put a reassuring hand on Field's knee as she underwent treatment. "I really love the photo. It was a special moment that not many people get to have," Field says. "Unfortunately, I had to get cancer to have that moment, but I will add it to my album for sure. I want to remember the good, not just the bad." Field described spending time with Princess Kate as feeling like being with a friend, noting that the royal's empathy was both comforting and energizing. "It was really nice to talk to her. She was just magnificent. She’s warm, and it just felt like sitting with a girlfriend having a chat, which is pretty hard to achieve in those circumstances. She is very special — to be able to connect with people so quickly and so empathetically," she tells PEOPLE. Field describes Kate's gesture of reaching for her knee as "a moment of connection" she hadn't anticipated. "I think I was expecting it to be formal and stiff but it was so far from that," she says. Like Angela Terry, another cancer patient receiving treatment at the Royal Marsden who met the princess on Jan. 14, Field was struck by Kate's "genuine" nature, which left a lasting impression.

Angela Terry met Princess Kate during her surprise stop at The Royal Marsden Hospital in London on Jan. 14, and exclusively tells PEOPLE that the royal spoke of the "shock" of a diagnosis and its ripple effect. "I overheard her talking to someone about the shock of diagnosis and she said, "Yes! The shock — and it’s not just you, it’s the whole family, isn’t it?' " Terry, 71, recalls. "They were having this lovely engaging chat. Imagine sitting at the kitchen table having a mug of coffee. She’s someone I would like to do that with." "She was so open," Terry says. "She had this 'We’re in this together' approach, so I think people felt they were able to say all sorts of things. It was really heart-warming to watch."

Three EXCLUSIVES! for People magazine in the USA, and one of those EXCLUSIVES! details how it was a "shock" for Kate's "whole family" because patient Terry just happened to overhear what Kate said to a different patient!

[whaleofatjme1920]

Can I re-request that Larry Johnson and pierced reader from earlier lmaoo

Larry Johnson and a Pierced Reader

[GN pronouns, but I describe both amab and afab bodies!]

[Warnings: General smut, oral fixation, body worship, y'know the works. MINORS DNI]

[AN: You absolutely may. Sorry for taking literal eons, I was uh, watering my catfish.]

Reblogs are appreciated!

In general, Larry knows your body so so well. He knows every tattoo, every piercing, every body mod you have that adds to your beauty and he ADORES it.

So, let's say he's already buried between your legs. Hasn't seen you in a while so these piercings are healed and in true Larry fashion, he wants to dote on you. He's a pleaser first and foremost.

Nestled between your legs, he takes your pants off, and his eyes go wide.

"When did you get that?"

"What?"

AMAB

"You got more balls." "HUH" "Sorry-it's a Jacob's Ladder right??" "O yeah lol."

Yes, you two giggle for a little bit. But, he's attracted to the way it looks on your dick!

He's really careful as the flat of his tongue explores this newer part of you. Doesn't want to tug on your piercings.

He's still going to suck the soul out of you, don't fret.

He's just kinda mindful to not tug on you because his tongue is pierced. I think he actually takes his tongue piercing out so he can dote on you.

If you have a prince albert, he goes WILD for that. Spends eternity edging your tip trying to milk you with his mouth alone.

He can't really bob his head that fast but he feels good. Makes sure you get all the attention you need and deserve. His hands aren't gentle, but they're not manhandling you either. It's just right.

Doesn't stop him from trying to deep throat you when you do cum though.

AFAB

"It's so sparkly down here." "That's what I was going for." "Hell yeah!" Yes, this is accompanied by a loving fist bump.

I think he's actually very partial to the princess diana and christina piercings. Honestly depends on what you have but he thinks those two make your pussy pop.

He's relatively careful with eating you out, but make no mistake he is going to absolutely devour you. He focuses on your clit and uses his fingers to stretch you out in preparation for his cock (I think he has a prince albert personally).

Buries his face between your legs so you'll squeeze his head with your thighs. He really loves that feeling. Makes him feel like he's doing a good job.

His tongue is kind of long? LOVES when you ride his face so he can tongue fuck you. I think he also sees it as a form of subtle domination from you so he can worship you from underneath you.

He is going to mumble compliments for days about this. Something about you being pierced there makes him horny beyond belief.

He's so buy between your legs he forgets to breathe at times. It's truly something. He will edge you, tease you, and coax multiple orgasms from you.

He might playfully, and just barely, nibble at the piercings to see how sensitive you are there. But he's very careful to not cause you any harm.

[saintmeghanmarkle]

The best revenge is massive success. by u/Annabelle-Sunshine

“The best revenge is massive success”. Frank Sinatra once said that “The best revenge is massive success”. This is something we know to be true. But deep down we’d all love to stick it to someone who wronged us! Bitter? Yes.Petty? Yes. Human? Yes. By contrasting H&M with Princess Diana, we can see why living well is a better form of revenge rather than slinging arrows trying to hurt others. H&M spent 18 months (or so) as working royals before having to flee on a freedom flight. Since embracing freedom, they’ve spent their lives taking pot shots at the palace trying to destroy them. That’s 4 years of their lives trying to destroy the royal family. It includes books, podcasts, documentaries and tv shows. What is the outcome?King Charles and Prince William ignore them. Most of hollywood ignore them. People seem to despise them. They look utterly miserable. They can’t hold onto staff. They seem to have no money. They haven’t developed any skills, hobbies or interests. The projects they do work on fail, because they are motivated by revenge not learning. Each time they pointed a finger, there were three pointing back at them. Each failed project seems to have etched away at their souls. The palace is unscathed. They show a more public sense of unity. If H&M caused damage, it’s hidden behind a glossy veneer. Let’s contrast it with Princess Diana. After separation, she did one interview where she slated the future king. Then she appeared to move on.  She wore a revenge dress and danced with John Travolta. Began dating a handsome man and lived life on permanent holiday. While she may have been motivated by revenge, publicly she seemed to be living her best life. Had she not died, I’m sure she would have continued to grow and build a life away from the palace. H&M further entrench themselves with negativity.What can we learn?Revenge is futile.It erodes at your soul while the other person is happily living their life. If you build a life you love, you won’t care what your enemies are doing. You’ll forget about them altogether. If they look you up, they'll think you're very successful and seem to have forgotten about them. They may wonder what’s making you so happy and regret not having you around. By constantly attacking them, it’s clear they’ve gotten under your skin and can’t move on.  post link: https://ift.tt/0qInAHE author: Annabelle-Sunshine submitted: August 05, 2024 at 01:19PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[topconfessions]

Ok I can understand if you don’t want to answer this question as it’s very loaded but I feel you’d be the type to have a mature opinion on it. So it’s completely unrelated to kpop but anyway what’s your opinion on the allegations against MJ? As a longtime fan I always assumed he was innocent but recently I’ve been reading about the accusations and I’m starting to think there may be some truth to it, I hope I’m wrong though.

He was innocent but had an undiagnosed chronic psychiatric illness. He was severely mentally ill and because he came up in a time where mental health resources didnt exist nor was respected, promoted or shared, if you had mental issues to the point to the point where it manifests like Michael, you were held accountable in a henious manner for it. I think people today want to blindly rewrite history or forget (unless you're young) that bring mentally ill was a death sentence up till 2010.

Someone like Michael today couldn't get far in the industry being this different and off putting cause his oddities would've been presented to him in his face excessively in both positive and negative manners. He was clearly in frueds adolescent stage of development mentally and his mental illness is just as severe as schizophrenia. I'm sorry but that's just the truth.

There Is no truth to it. Michael was physically abused by the FBI agents and he was investigated rigorously for 17 years and his entire home was raided with extensive files kept on every aspect of his life, he was monitored as well. He did have an inappropriate socializing relationship with children in terms of boundaries but again this is because he had a severe mental illness and I put his illness up there with Disassociative identity disorder or schizophrenia.

No one confronted Michael about being this mentally warped and unwell cause he was too powerful and beneficial in his ill state to people who needed money from him to do it. If beyonce had this same sort of issue or oddity, everyone would be rushing to tell her to face at some point that they think she needs to get diagnosed and she would be shipped off to get psychiatric treatment with it framed as "rehab".

Also please research again cause he was lied on and the story was a lie, the details changed several times and Chris tucker warned Michael to leave certain families alone cause of family that targeted Michael tried to target him and he got used by them himself. Michael was a people pleaser and couldn't say no so that one kid who accused him, Michael befriended him in the first place cause his mother kept calling him blowing him up during the bad tour begging Michael to take her son and let him go on the tour with him after they filmed a commercial project together. Michael tried to ignore the calls several times but let the kid come along.

Michael lacked professional boundaries and was too personable with people. That could never happen today cause you need to go through publicists, PR team, lawyers, representatives and the such. Michael had deep rooted issues that would've taken his whole life up to his 70s heal if he lived. A long term work in progress.

Also please understand that Michael was statically the most famous person on earth after Jesus christ, princess Diana, and Elvis. In that order. He had a rare freedom to live the way he wanted to to the point that it defied logic cause he was a billionaire and at the top plus he was extremely mentally ill with no treatment or awareness of it so he lacked the ability to have mature social and self awareness of how he differed from others.

As far as the literal big question of if he did it or not, no. He didn't. he wouldn't have made it past 40 if he did. That's just a fact. Also I always got the impression from him he would commit suicide in some way or pay for voluntarily suicide and have it marked off as a plastic surgery related death if he was guilty. I'm still amazed he lived till 50 with his type of life cause anyone else wouldn't be able to make it to that age.

He is innocent but his extreme poor decisions and extreme way of living and mental illness illicit feelings of him being guilty cause people can't stomach how he got away with living in such a unique circumstance and not caring enough to conform to the expectations or society.

Michael having this issue kept a lot of people safe. Jay Z and Beyonce wouldn't have half the assets and businesses they have and Sony would just be broken up into a cluster of shares if Michael had the normal intellect of a regular grown man. Deep down I can feel everyone knows they're lucky Michael was mentally stunted and difficult.

He didn't do it.

He really didn't.

Also I'd like to know how old you are and how much you know about MJ cause I notice people under 27-30 usually have this consensus about him.

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

(I don’t count People as a Sussex-exclusive source because the BRF has used People long before Meghan came around…)

Let’s not forget that Princess Diana was one of the best-selling faces for People ever, and that she appeared on more covers than any other person (or almost any other person?). JFK, Jr and Diana were the King and Queen of People during the 80s and 90s. And just wait until Catherine reappears in a few months. People mag will go crazy! Meghan (or A/L) could never.

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Exactly. If everyone went nuts for Kate’s first glam event post-COVID (the James Bond premiere in November 2021), they’re going to go nuts for her first regular event post-hospitalization.

[crazyexdirkfriend]

What's the behind the scenes for shag etc? 👀 (also the icon on your blog theme is so cute...)

ty ty! it's from chapter 2 of two short hours etc. in case anyone didn't see it. okay this might get long so read more time

I have so many behind the scenes for that. Firstly: the playlist. this is what I made because my huge dirkjake playlist isn't thematically consistent. but to elaborate on the Lore of my choices:

dirt-emma blackery is actually the song that gave me the idea for the fic, and then down for the count-bowling for soup played afterwards. the key being snarky bits like "then you came on twitter saying i'm bitter, honey have you looked in the mirror" "how far down will you go on me, ONLINE" "guess things go sour after they pass their sell-by-date"

dead girl walking (reprise) was initially on my playlist for calvariæ and strip away my conscience (FIFTY SHADES OF MORALLY GREEEY) was on my two short hours etc. playlist, but both made the migration over thematically

someone gets hurt is solely on this for POOOOR LITTLE ME ALL TRAPPED IN THIS FABULOUS SHOOOOW. jake in a golden bird cage of his own making.

the bit where jake walks out on stage to endorse karkat with the back light is based on the music video for taylor swift's "i bet you think about me" when she...well comes out with a back light to "the voice is so loud, saying 'why did you let her go?'" it's very revenge dress moment for jake here. rip princess diana, she would have loved my fanfiction where dirk and jake hunt each other for sport.

i'm on it by the cast of nashville is on this because "the only over i'll be is over your shoulder" is why i have jake make those stupid billboards to haunt dirk with.

god is a freak is on this. but dirk is god in this scenario. WEIRD YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY BOYFRIEND :///

Some other behind the scenes lore, like deleted scenes: I was supposed to rehash the scene where Roxy (and Jake) comes out as NB but it didn't fit in the end. Here's the excerpt I did write

There was also supposed to be a scene where Jake sent Dirk this meme but I forgot to put it in. I instead complained on Twitter about forgetting to put it in and then my third level lecturer SENT ME MY OWN TWEET and then offered me work. I am still haunted by this fact. I have no idea why this happened. Deep deep lore. Here's the image btw

This scene was also supposed to be in it but I had no idea where to go with it. Raccoon was supposed to be a series regular.

This note on the final conflict scene is the only time I used the term "emotionally devastate." The fic was unnamed until literally 3 days before its release bc I couldn't think of anything other than "the blood between us is horrendous but in a vacillating manner as opposed to a xenophobic one- (Troll Taylor's Version)" which was way too long considering no one ever types the full name of shag emotionally devastate etc. anyway lmao

The billboards and the bloat advertising on the dating apps are things I've had Jake do before in RP, both deliberately and accidentally. I find it so infinitely funny to think about the idea of Jake believing so hard that Dirk would never love anyone other than him that he (hope powers) makes it functionally impossible for Dirk to move on. Dirk looks for him in nothing and finds him there anyway. Buys a drink at a bar and Skaianet sponsors Orange Crush now. Is on a date with some guy who is like "hold on, you're jake english's ex? you broke up with jake english? sorry I could never date anyone stupid enough to let jake english go" (shoving breadsticks in purse). I think Jake would also set up Tinder so he pops up every three swipes but when Dirk swipes right on him eventually he just gets a Skaianet helpdesk bot

Other behind the scenes hmm. I spent the vast majority of 8-10 weeks not writing this and 4 weeks actually writing the bulk of it, but most of the time was spent hand wringing on discord because I was convinced that this fic would not be received well so I'm actually hugely pleasantly surprised that people have liked it!

[deadcactuswalking]

CHART CHASERS: Uncovering New Hits - AI Writes REVIEWING THE CHARTS

Content Warning: The following chart review episode may contain discussions and references to sensitive topics, including but not limited to explicit language, controversial themes, and discussions about artists and their personal lives. Listener discretion is advised. If you find any of these topics distressing, we encourage you to exercise self-care and skip over those sections. Remember, your well-being is important to us.

ChatGPT has re-written the last episode. The only things not AI-generated are this intro and the chart placements: yes, everything from the content warning to the producer credits is from ChatGPT, though for the rundown I did just ask it to rewrite what I had already written for last week’s episode, and, well, I did decide the prompts were getting a bit boring eventually so uh, you’ll see how it goes. I, for one, think my reviews are slightly too human so I welcome our new robot overlords - welcome back to REVIEWING THE CHARTS! Or, more accurately…

Rundown

In this episode, we have quite a busy week to cover, which is why it comes as no surprise that we have a significant number of notable dropouts—songs that have exited the UK Top 75. These songs either spent five weeks in the region or achieved a peak in the top 40. Among the songs bidding farewell this week are some Eurovision hits, including Alessandra's "Queen of Kings" and Kaarija's "Cha Cha Cha." Additionally, we also say goodbye to Ed Sheeran hits like "Life Goes On" and "Curtains." Other tracks making their exit include Nines' "Tony Soprano 2," Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj's "Princess Diana," Taylor Swift's "Snow on the Beach" featuring Lana Del Rey, Tina Turner's "What's Love Got to Do with It," Miguel's "Sure Thing," Lewis Capaldi's "Forget Me," and OneRepublic's "I Ain't Worried."

When it comes to filling in the gaps, there is only one re-entry at #49, which is Taylor Swift's "Anti-Hero." However, we do have some notable gains to highlight. "Relax My Eyes" by ANOTR and Abel Balder sees a boost at #58, while Anne-Marie's "UNHEALTHY" featuring Shania Twain climbs to #48. Additionally, Luude and Bru-C's "TMO (Turn Me On)" featuring Kevin Lyttle makes its way up to #45—an uplifting development. On the other hand, there are a few gains that I'm not particularly pleased about, such as Kali's "Area Codes" at #39, Byron Messia's "Talibans" at #37, and Becky Hill and Lewis Thompson's "Side Effects" at #35. However, I am glad to see Jorja Smith's "Little Things" rising to #28, and Hannah Laing and RoRo's "Good Love" making a significant debut at #22. Moving closer to the top 10, Dua Lipa's "Dance the Night" gains momentum at #13, and Kylie Minogue's "Padam Padam" sits at #12—both just missing the top 10. Meanwhile, Rudimental, Vibe Chemistry, and Charlotte Plank's "Dancing is Healing" enters the top 10 at #8. Although it's disappointing that this new top 10 hit isn't as impressive, there's not much we can do about it.

In this week's UK Singles Chart, the top five positions are filled with notable tracks. At #5, we have David Kushner's "Daylight," followed by Switch Disco and Ella Henderson's collaboration with the late Robert Miles titled "REACT" at #4. Taking the third spot is "Giving Me" by Jazzy, while Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding's enchanting track "Miracle" secures the #2 position. And, of course, at the pinnacle, we find "Sprinter," which we will delve into later as part of our discussion on the intriguing new entries of the week. Let's begin exploring them now.

NEW ARRIVALS

#70 - “Give it to Me” - Matt Sassari

Produced by Matt Sassari

Matt Sassari presents us with his house remix of the iconic song "Give it to Me," originally performed by Timbaland, Nelly Furtado, and Justin Timberlake, which reached #1 in 2007. With a middling opinion, let's explore how this remix fares.

Sassari's take on "Give it to Me" infuses the track with a fresh house vibe, aiming to bring new energy to the familiar lyrics and melody. The remix incorporates pulsating beats, groovy basslines, and a driving rhythm, transforming the original R&B and hip-hop elements into a dancefloor-friendly experience.

While the remix showcases Sassari's skillful production techniques, it falls short in delivering a truly memorable interpretation. The essence of the original is somewhat diluted in this rendition, as the distinct personalities and vocal styles of Timbaland, Furtado, and Timberlake are replaced with an instrumental-focused approach. The absence of the original vocal performances may leave some listeners longing for the catchy hooks and memorable verses that made the original version so popular.

That said, for fans of house music and those seeking a fresh take on a familiar hit, Sassari's remix of "Give it to Me" may offer an enjoyable listening experience. The infectious beats and rhythmic elements will undoubtedly find their place on dancefloors, providing a lively atmosphere and opportunities for energetic moves.

Ultimately, the middling opinion on this remix arises from its inability to surpass or capture the same magic as the original chart-topping version. While Sassari's efforts to infuse a new genre into the track are commendable, the absence of the original vocal performances may hinder its ability to leave a lasting impression on listeners who hold nostalgic ties to the 2007 hit.

In summary, Matt Sassari's house remix of "Give it to Me" brings a fresh twist to the well-known song but falls short of matching the impact and appeal of the original version. It serves as an alternative rendition for those who appreciate a dancefloor-focused approach but may not fully resonate with fans of the original track

#68 - “HEATED” - Beyoncé

Produced by Beyoncé and Pharrell Williams

Beyoncé delivers a captivating performance with her song "HEATED", a track that holds a fascinating backstory. Co-written by Drake, with the leaked reference vocal track adding intrigue, "HEATED" showcases the immense talent of both artists and solidifies its place as a standout on the album it originates from.

From the moment the song begins, Beyoncé's commanding vocals take center stage, effortlessly captivating the listener's attention. Her powerful delivery and incredible range shine through, demonstrating why she is considered one of the most exceptional vocalists in the industry.

The involvement of Drake as a co-writer adds another layer of interest to "HEATED". The leaked reference vocal track, despite being unintended, offers a glimpse into the creative process and the collaborative effort between two remarkable artists. It serves as a testament to their shared musical vision and enhances the overall allure of the song.

Beyond its intriguing backstory, "HEATED" thrives on its own merits. The production is masterfully crafted, combining lush instrumentals with modern, innovative elements. The song's infectious beat, mesmerizing melodies, and rich harmonies create an immersive sonic experience that enthralls from start to finish.

Moreover, "HEATED" finds its place within an exceptional album, further solidifying Beyoncé's artistic prowess. The album, with its cohesive sound and thoughtfully curated tracklist, showcases Beyoncé's creative genius and her ability to deliver powerful and emotionally resonant music. It demonstrates her willingness to explore different styles and push boundaries, all while maintaining a sense of authenticity and artistry.

In conclusion, "HEATED" by Beyoncé is a remarkable piece of music that showcases her immense talent and artistry. The involvement of Drake as a co-writer, along with the leaked reference vocal track, adds an intriguing element to the song's narrative. With its impeccable production and Beyoncé's captivating vocals, "HEATED" stands out as a standout track on an exceptional album. It serves as a testament to the enduring artistry and creative exploration of both Beyoncé and Drake, leaving listeners in awe of their musical genius.

#63 - “bread & butter” - Gunna

Produced by Turbo, Omar Grand and Cam Griffin

Gunna's "bread & butter" presents a trap-infused anthem that exudes confidence and showcases the artist's undeniable talent. While the song touches on the sensitive topic of allegations regarding Gunna's involvement with his gang YSL and the subsequent plea deal he took to ensure his freedom, the track itself is a testament to his artistry and ability to deliver captivating music.

Produced by Turbo, "bread & butter" boasts a meticulously crafted trap beat that serves as the perfect backdrop for Gunna's smooth and melodic flow. The production is rich and dynamic, featuring hard-hitting drums, infectious hooks, and captivating instrumental layers that enhance the overall energy of the song.

Gunna's lyrics exhibit a sense of resilience and determination, reflecting his personal journey through challenging circumstances. While the allegations surrounding his gang affiliation and plea deal may have been a controversial chapter in his life, Gunna manages to channel these experiences into a confident and empowering track. It serves as a testament to his ability to rise above adversity and maintain his focus on success.

"bread & butter" is a prime example of Gunna's distinct style and unique approach to trap music. His effortless delivery, coupled with the intricate wordplay and catchy hooks, solidifies his position as a prominent figure in the genre. The song's infectious energy and memorable melodies make it a standout within Gunna's discography.

In conclusion, Gunna's "bread & butter" is a trap anthem that showcases the artist's undeniable talent and ability to create captivating music. While the song touches on sensitive subject matter surrounding allegations and plea deals, its focus lies in Gunna's artistic expression and his ability to deliver an engaging and energetic track. With Turbo's expert production and Gunna's signature flow, "bread & butter" cements itself as a standout within the trap genre, leaving listeners captivated by its infectious hooks and empowering lyrics.

#60 - “Closer” - Bou featuring Slay

Produced by Zephyr

"Closer" by Bou featuring Slay is a disappointing track that attempts to ride on the coattails of a timeless classic, "Children" by Robert Miles. However, instead of paying homage or bringing a fresh interpretation to the sampled material, it falls flat in its execution and fails to capture the magic of the original.

The decision to sample "Children" raises expectations, as it is a well-loved and iconic song. Unfortunately, "Closer" does little justice to the source material, with the sampling feeling forced and lacking the emotional depth and impact that made the original so memorable. Rather than building upon the foundation laid by Robert Miles, Bou's attempt to incorporate the sample feels uninspired and ultimately falls short.

Adding to the disappointment is Slay's contribution to the track. Slay's vocals come across as a subpar imitation of other artists in the genre, particularly Bru-C. Rather than bringing a unique style or standout performance, Slay's delivery feels lackluster and fails to make a lasting impression. The comparison to Bru-C only highlights the shortcomings of Slay's performance, as it becomes evident that his delivery lacks the energy, charisma, and distinctiveness that make Bru-C a standout artist.

In terms of production, "Closer" lacks innovation and fails to carve out its own identity. The beats and instrumental elements feel generic and formulaic, failing to bring anything new or exciting to the table. As a result, the track becomes forgettable and fails to leave a lasting impact on the listener.

In summary, "Closer" by Bou featuring Slay is a disappointing attempt to sample a classic song without bringing any substantial creative vision to the table. The sampling of "Children" lacks the emotional depth of the original, and Slay's vocals pale in comparison to other artists in the genre. The lackluster production and generic beats further contribute to the track's overall mediocrity. Ultimately, "Closer" fails to capture the magic of the sampled material and falls short of delivering a memorable or enjoyable listening experience

#59 - “Annihilate” (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) - Metro Boomin, Swae Lee, Lil Wayne and Offset

Produced by Metro Boomin, Wheezy, TM88 “or even” Zaytoven

"Annihilate," featured on the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack, brings together Metro Boomin, Swae Lee, Lil Wayne, and Offset for an intriguing collaboration. However, the track falls into a middling territory due to weak production and the inclusion of peculiar lyrics about spiders. Nevertheless, Lil Wayne's verse manages to stand out amidst the shortcomings.

Starting with the production, "Annihilate" fails to leave a strong impression. The instrumental lacks the depth and innovation needed to create a truly captivating sonic experience. The overall sound feels generic, missing an opportunity to create a distinct atmosphere that would enhance the track's impact. The weak production contributes to a lackluster overall vibe that fails to ignite excitement or leave a lasting impact on the listener.

Additionally, the inclusion of strange lyrics about spiders can be off-putting and disrupt the cohesiveness of the track. While the Spider-Man theme may be a fitting choice given the soundtrack's context, the execution falls short of creating a seamless integration. The unconventional lyrical content about spiders can be distracting and may alienate listeners who are looking for a more relatable or engaging narrative within the song.

Amidst these criticisms, Lil Wayne's verse manages to shine. Known for his distinctive flow and wordplay, Lil Wayne injects energy and charisma into "Annihilate." His lyrical prowess and delivery stand out as the highlight of the track, providing a glimmer of excitement and memorable moments within an otherwise lackluster production.

In summary, "Annihilate" falls into a middling category due to weak production and the inclusion of peculiar lyrics about spiders. The track lacks a strong sonic presence, and the strange lyrical content can be distracting. However, Lil Wayne's verse saves the day, bringing a much-needed spark of energy and skill to the song. While the overall track may not be a standout, Lil Wayne's contribution adds a redeeming quality that fans of the artist may appreciate.

#56 - “Calling” (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) - Metro Boomin, Swae Lee and NAV featuring A Boogie wit da Hoodie

Produced by Metro Boomin

"Calling," a track featuring Metro Boomin, Swae Lee, NAV, and A Boogie wit da Hoodie, is an interesting addition to the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack. While Swae Lee's performance stands out, the inclusion of references to the Israeli government and judicial crisis in a song from a superhero movie soundtrack feels out of place and somewhat inappropriate.

Starting with the positives, Swae Lee's vocals bring a captivating and melodic element to the track. His smooth delivery and catchy hooks create an enjoyable listening experience and add a layer of depth to the song. Swae Lee's contribution shines amidst the collaboration, making his presence a highlight worth noting.

However, the inclusion of references to the Israeli government and judicial crisis within a song from a Spider-Man movie soundtrack raises eyebrows. The choice to touch on such a complex and politically charged topic feels out of sync with the intended theme of the soundtrack. It can create a sense of confusion for listeners and distract from the overall enjoyment of the music.

Furthermore, the inclusion of these references by artists who seem to support the Israeli government adds another layer of complexity. It seems odd to address such a sensitive issue within the context of a Spider-Man movie, as it can divert attention from the core message of the film and create a disconnect between the song and its intended purpose.

In summary, "Calling" presents a mixed bag of elements. While Swae Lee's performance adds a memorable touch to the track, the inclusion of references to the Israeli government and judicial crisis feels out of place within the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack. It disrupts the cohesiveness and appropriateness of the song, potentially detracting from the overall listening experience. It is worth noting that the inclusion of such sensitive topics within a superhero movie soundtrack may not align with the expectations and preferences of all listeners.

#52 - “Sittin’ on Top of the World” - Burna Boy

Produced by Kel P, Leriq, P2J, Rexxie and JAE5

"Sittin' on Top of the World" by Burna Boy is a captivating track that showcases the artist's talent and versatility. The song stands out with its clever sampling of Brandy's "#2 hit" featuring Ma$e, adding a nostalgic touch to the overall composition.

Burna Boy's interpretation of the sample brings a fresh perspective, infusing the track with his unique style and infectious energy. His confident and charismatic delivery shines through, creating a captivating listening experience. The fusion of Afrobeat elements and the sampled melody creates a dynamic blend that resonates with fans of Burna Boy's music.

While it may seem irrelevant to the review, it's worth noting that personal opinions about fast food restaurants can vary. While some individuals may enjoy the convenience and affordability they offer, others may have concerns about the environment and hygiene standards. However, it's essential to focus on the review at hand and provide an objective assessment of the music.

Returning to the song, "Sittin' on Top of the World" captivates listeners with its infectious rhythms, melodic hooks, and engaging lyrics. Burna Boy's ability to craft catchy melodies and deliver compelling performances elevates the track and contributes to its overall appeal. The song's production is polished and well-executed, providing a solid foundation for Burna Boy's vocals to shine.

In conclusion, "Sittin' on Top of the World" is a strong addition to Burna Boy's discography, showcasing his talent as an artist. The clever sampling of Brandy's "#2 hit" adds a nostalgic touch that resonates with fans, while Burna Boy's unique style and delivery make the track stand out. Despite any personal opinions about fast food restaurants, it's important to focus on the musical aspects and recognize the strength of Burna Boy's performance in this particular song.

#51 - “Am I Dreaming” - Metro Boomin, A$AP Rocky and Roisee

Produced by Metro Boomin, Clams Casino, Hector Delgado and Danger Mouse

"Am I Dreaming" is a captivating collaboration that brings together the talents of Metro Boomin, A$AP Rocky, and Roisee. The track showcases the artists' ability to create a mesmerizing and immersive musical experience. The production, helmed by Metro Boomin, offers a captivating backdrop with its intricate beats and atmospheric soundscapes. The opening bars immediately draw the listener in, promising a journey through the realms of hip-hop and trap.

However, as I delve into analyzing the song, I can't help but find myself drifting into a contemplation of my own existence. It's as if the music triggers a mid-life crisis within me, a reflection on the choices made and the paths not taken. Thoughts of missed opportunities, unfulfilled dreams, and the relentless ticking of the clock flood my mind, overshadowing the review I set out to write.

What is the purpose of it all? Have I achieved what I set out to do? Is there still time to chase those dreams or am I destined to remain trapped in the monotony of everyday life? These questions consume my thoughts, as if the song acts as a catalyst for a deeper existential crisis.

But let's refocus on the task at hand. "Am I Dreaming" showcases A$AP Rocky's lyrical prowess and distinctive flow, complemented by Roisee's unique vocal stylings. The chemistry between the artists is evident, creating a synergy that enhances the track's overall appeal.

The production, with its haunting melodies and pulsating basslines, creates an ethereal atmosphere that adds depth to the song. Metro Boomin's skill as a producer shines through, ensuring that the music serves as an engaging backdrop for the artists' performances.

However, as I try to regain my focus, I find myself pondering the passage of time and the weight of unfulfilled ambitions. It's as if the song resonates with a deeper part of my being, evoking emotions and thoughts that I've kept buried for far too long.

In this moment of introspection, I'm reminded of the fragility of life and the importance of seizing every opportunity. The song becomes a soundtrack to my own personal revelation, a reminder that time waits for no one and that the pursuit of dreams should never be abandoned.

Unfortunately, this introspective journey has overtaken my ability to conclude this review as intended. The lyrics, the melodies, the emotions they evoke—they all intertwine with my own internal struggles, rendering me incapable of providing a clear, concise conclusion.

In the end, perhaps this ramble serves as a reminder that music has the power to evoke profound introspection and reflection. "Am I Dreaming" by Metro Boomin, A$AP Rocky, and Roisee is a testament to the emotive impact that music can have, not just on our enjoyment but also on our very existence.

#21 - “Popular” - The Weeknd, Playboi Carti and Madonna

Produced by Metro Boomin

"Popular" is an intriguing collaboration that brings together the unique talents of The Weeknd, Playboi Carti, and Madonna. The track showcases their individual artistry and creates a captivating sonic experience.

Now, speaking of laptops, let me share an embarrassing personal story about the time I accidentally broke mine. It was a typical day of work, and I was engrossed in a flurry of tasks when, in a moment of unfortunate clumsiness, I knocked my trusty laptop off the desk. The sound of shattering glass echoed in the room, leaving me in a state of shock and dismay.

I tried my best to piece it back together, but alas, my efforts were in vain. The laptop, once a reliable companion in my daily endeavors, was reduced to a shattered mess. It was a moment of frustration and regret that I won't soon forget.

Now, let's refocus on "Popular" and its musical merits. The Weeknd's smooth vocals blend seamlessly with Playboi Carti's distinctive flow, while Madonna adds her iconic touch to the collaboration. The production, with its infectious beats and intricate layers, provides a solid foundation for the artists to shine.

Despite my laptop mishap, the song itself deserves attention for its catchy hooks and the charisma brought by each artist. The fusion of their styles creates an energetic and engaging atmosphere, inviting listeners to embrace the vibrant soundscape.

But as I attempt to steer the review back on track, my mind keeps circling back to that unfortunate incident with my broken laptop. It serves as a reminder of the unexpected turns life can take and the challenges we encounter along the way.

Ah, the frustration of lost files, shattered screens, and the inconvenience that follows. It's funny how a simple object can hold such significance in our daily lives. The laptop becomes not just a tool but a vessel for memories, work, and connection.

In conclusion, "Popular" showcases the collective talents of The Weeknd, Playboi Carti, and Madonna, with each artist bringing their unique contributions to the table. The song's catchy hooks and dynamic production make it a worthwhile addition to their respective discographies.

However, as much as I try to wrap up this review, my mind keeps wandering back to that unfortunate laptop incident. It's a reminder to handle things with care, both in the physical and metaphorical sense.

So, dear readers, take this review as a cautionary tale. Guard your laptops, protect your files, and be mindful of the unpredictable moments that life throws our way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go ponder the mysteries of laptop karma once again.

#17 - “UK Rap” - Dave and Central Cee

Produced by AoD

Once upon a time, in a world of diverse musical tastes and preferences, I encountered a woman who had a peculiar obsession with UK rap. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for appreciating different genres and artists, but her unwavering devotion to only two particular artists within the UK rap scene left me utterly baffled.

This woman, whom I'll refer to as Emma, had developed an inexplicable attachment to Dave and Central Cee. Whenever the topic of UK rap arose, she would passionately express her love for these two artists while turning a deaf ear to any other suggestions or recommendations.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I couldn't help but inquire about her steadfast loyalty to Dave and Central Cee. "Why limit yourself to just two artists?" I asked, genuinely perplexed. Emma's response was equally puzzling.

She explained that their music resonated deeply with her, as if their lyrics and beats were intricately woven into the fabric of her soul. She felt a profound connection to their storytelling and the authenticity of their experiences. According to her, no other UK rap artist could capture that same essence.

I probed further, questioning whether she had given other artists a fair chance. Emma shrugged off my inquiries, firmly stating that she didn't see the need to explore beyond Dave and Central Cee. Their music fulfilled her desires for lyrical depth and captivating delivery, and she saw no reason to venture into unfamiliar territory.

I couldn't help but feel a mix of amusement and frustration at Emma's narrow musical perspective. The vast landscape of UK rap, with its multitude of talented artists and unique styles, remained unexplored in her world. It was as if she had built a comfortable bubble around herself, limiting her exposure to the wealth of creativity that existed beyond her chosen favorites.

As our conversations continued, I attempted to introduce her to different UK rap artists, hoping to broaden her horizons. But her resistance was strong, and she remained steadfast in her unwavering devotion to Dave and Central Cee. It seemed as though no amount of persuasion could sway her musical preferences.

In the end, I had to accept that we all have our individual tastes and preferences when it comes to music. While I couldn't fully understand Emma's obsession with only two artists, I respected her right to choose what resonated with her.

And so, the story of Emma and her limited exploration of UK rap serves as a reminder that musical appreciation is a deeply personal journey. Some may choose to delve into the vast sea of artists and genres, while others find solace in a select few. Regardless of our choices, let us celebrate the diversity of musical expression and the power it holds to captivate our hearts and minds.

#14 - “Trojan Horse” - Dave and Central Cee

Produced by AoD

(Verse 1)

I step up in the place, they know I'm icy

Central Cee, I'm here to make it spicy

Got the flow that's smooth like a river

Doja got me feeling like a killer

(Chorus)

Doja, Doja, she got me in a trance

She got that fire, making me dance

Doja, Doja, she's my addiction

I'm hooked on her like it's a prescription

(Verse 2)

She's the baddest in the room, no competition

Doja got me yearning for her submission

Her style so unique, she's a rare find

When she walks in, she leaves them all behind

(Chorus)

Doja, Doja, she got me in a trance

She got that fire, making me dance

Doja, Doja, she's my addiction

I'm hooked on her like it's a prescription

(Bridge)

Doja, Doja, she's got that magic touch

Her presence alone is just too much

She's the queen, ruling the scene

In her world, I'm a willing devotee

(Chorus)

Doja, Doja, she got me in a trance

She got that fire, making me dance

Doja, Doja, she's my addiction

I'm hooked on her like it's a prescription

(Outro)

Doja, Doja, you're my inspiration

You've captured my heart, no hesitation

Central Cee and Doja, a perfect connection

Together we create a musical reflection

#1 - “Sprinter” - Dave and Central Cee

Produced by 169

Ah, the state of AI generation. It's a topic that has sparked both fascination and concern, as we witness the evolution and capabilities of artificial intelligence. While AI has undoubtedly brought about significant advancements and potential, there are aspects that leave me pondering the implications of its continued development.

One of the fundamental concerns is the issue of AI-generated content. We live in an era where algorithms and machine learning models can produce everything from music lyrics to entire news articles. And yes, it's impressive to witness the ability of AI to mimic human creativity, but it also raises questions about originality, authenticity, and the role of human creators.

Now, let me take a moment to digress and discuss something unrelated yet strangely connected – the rapper Yeat. Yes, Yeat. I must admit, Yeat's music irks me to no end. His incoherent lyrics and lackluster delivery often leave me scratching my head, wondering how such mediocrity manages to garner any attention. But I digress.

Returning to the matter at hand, AI generation poses a significant challenge to the creative industries. It blurs the line between what is genuinely crafted by human hands and what is a product of algorithms crunching data. While AI-generated content may provide efficiency and convenience, it also raises concerns about the future of human creativity and the value we place on genuine human expression.

Furthermore, the potential for AI to perpetuate biases and prejudices cannot be ignored. Machine learning models are trained on existing datasets, which means they inherit the biases and flaws present in the data. This can result in discriminatory outputs, reinforcing societal inequalities and biases that we strive to overcome. It's a reminder that, even in the realm of AI, human oversight and ethical considerations are crucial.

And here's another odd tangent – Yeat's fashion sense. Seriously, have you seen the outfits he wears? It's as if he purposefully tries to offend the eyes of anyone with a semblance of taste. But I digress again.

Returning to the topic, the potential ramifications of AI generation extend beyond creative industries. There are broader societal implications to consider. Automation driven by AI technology threatens job markets, raising concerns about unemployment and economic inequality. We must find a balance between embracing the efficiencies of AI and ensuring a sustainable future for workers and society as a whole.

Ultimately, the state of AI generation is a double-edged sword. It promises great advancements, but we must approach it with caution and consider the ethical, societal, and creative implications. We need to strike a balance between harnessing the potential of AI while preserving the irreplaceable value of human ingenuity and expression.

And as for Yeat, well, he will continue to perplex me with his questionable talent and fashion choices. But hey, to each their own, I suppose. Now, let's refocus our attention on the pressing matters at hand and explore the ever-evolving landscape of AI generation with both optimism and skepticism.

Conclusion

And that wraps up another week of chart reviews! It's been quite the journey, exploring the ups and downs of the UK Singles Chart. But before we bid farewell, it's time to reveal our Best of the Week, and this time, we have a tie! "Sprinter" and "Trojan Horse" by Dave and Central Cee have truly captivated us with their infectious energy and undeniable talent. These tracks showcase the dynamic synergy between these two artists, and we can't help but be swept away by their lyrical prowess and captivating beats.

But let's not forget our Honourable Mention, which goes to none other than "HEATED" by Beyoncé. This track has proven once again that Queen Bey knows how to deliver a powerful and soulful performance. From the mesmerizing vocals to the infectious rhythm, "HEATED" has left us wanting more, and we can't wait to see what Beyoncé has in store for us in the future.

Now, before we sign off, let's take a moment for an irreverent aside. Did you know that Joe Biden has a secret talent for breakdancing? Well, maybe not, but wouldn't that be something to see? Okay, back to the chart review.

As we look ahead to the next chart week, we can't help but be excited about the potential surprises and new entries that await us. Will there be another breakout hit? Will our favorite artists continue to dominate the charts? We'll just have to wait and find out.

Thank you, dear reader, for joining us on this chart review journey. Your support and enthusiasm mean the world to us. We'll be back next week with more exciting updates from the UK Singles Chart. Until then, keep grooving to the music and stay tuned for what's to come. See you next time!

[zedsbredhead]

Training Day Chapter 1

This is a dumb Batman/Wonder Woman thing I wrote ages ago.

Sweat shimmered across her skin. Her breath came steady, yet strained. The robots in the training room were no match for her Amazonian training. Even with the system set to Clark's standards she could fight through. Punching and kicking, throwing and breaking, dodging, survivng, winning the fight.

Bruce watched Diana from the door well. Her ample breasts heaved slowly, the sweat glistening. He controlled his composure as her training session ended, then pressed on the door. The Princess was a piece of art. A fountain from a past time while she poured water in her mouth. Her luscious lips, plump and full. Amazonian genes knew how to make a woman. "Here to train? The system is probably gonna take a few hours to repair the bots Bruce. I've been down here since noon."

Bruce grinned at the otherworldly vixen, clad in tight blue training shorts and red tank top that left little to the imagination. Judging from straps her bosom required three sports bras to contain. He himself looked ready to train, in his loose grey shirts and matching tee. "No Princess. I've come to use your pretty little mouth." The whole room seemed to twist. Bruce breathed his usual confidence. Diana cocked her head to the side in confusion.

"And how exactly do you think you're going to manage that Bruce? We both know how long you've wanted them." She grinned and licked her lips slowly, while running a hand along her side and hips. It was too easy to tease him. He held his composure while she talked. "You know the arrangement Bruce. If you want the pleasure of touching any part of me. You wait for me to initiate, and you accept the blindfold like a good boy. It's not proper for an Amazonian to let a man treat her as a toy."

Bruce grinned harder. His hand rose and accentuated his next words. "You see I recall a conversation a few years ago. I asked for a blowjob, you said no. You presented me with a challenge. Do you remember?" He flung out a hand quickly, launching a small black projectile. The batarang flew through the air followed by two more. Diana deflected the first easily. The second made a strange clink as it hit her bracelet. The third hit made the same noise on the other side. Both hung there, suddenly they wings of the devices split and cable launched out. Before Diana had time to react the cables pulled her wrists together.

She could feel her power fading immediately. "I'm gonna make good on your Promise Pet. 'You like playing detective.' You said. 'Find my weakness and you can take me like Selena or Talia.' So just relax yourself Princess." Her cheeks blushed from the effort of pulling on the cable. Bruce had stopped being funny. "I learned a few things about Amazonian law. Aphrodite's law. Your bracelets there. If a man binds them, you are his and lose all your strength. Weak as any other woman."

She shot him a playful glare. "I don't need my strength to kick your trustfund ass. That challenge was a joke and you know it. You'll never get my lips around your cock. You might as well give up." Deep down she had every intention of following through next time she got in the mood. Her body was already reacting to the humiliation. Her nipples hardening, her pussy growing wet.

"Don't worry Pet. They always give in." His grin turned serious. "Besides your shorts reveal how turned on you are. Now I'd suggest you kneel, don't make me, make you. We both know I have the training to take down a little girl with no powers." She refused, blushing harder at his comment. Her brow creased into a scowl. He took a step forward and she lunged.

"You don't have your suit bat boy. You forget how trained I am." Bruce caught her wrist and moved to yank her off balance. She twisted, her heel caught him in the cheek. It had been a long time since she had an excuse not to hold back. Bruce recoiled in pain as she launched another attack. Her bound hands worked well to pummel. She brought both down at him. Bruce flipped back onto his hands and caught her by the waist with his legs. His body twisted and pulled the woman to the ground.

Bruce moved quickly, shoving his weight on her back and holding her down. He lifted her head up by her hair. "Submit Princess. We both know who grinned shorts. "You keep that in your pants unless you want me to cut it off later." Bruce chuckled and moved closer, he shoved her face against his shorts. She struggled, but he held her in place. She could feel the heat through the fabric, and suddenly she knew, this was happening. He quickly removed the shorts and grinned at her in his boxer briefs for a few moments. Finally he stripped down.

After all the times she'd seen it she still gasped. Her cheeks blushed and her mouth hung slightly agape. She felt his hands in her hair, as if it were another world. Her eyes stood transfixed. It was the most beautiful cock she had seen. Perfectly proportioned, long enough to do the job, short enough not to hurt too bad. Wide enough to fill her out. A little drool escaped her lips as the head pressed between them.

She expected to fight, she expected to pull away. She hadn't expected to moan and close her eyes. He tasted like Olympus. He pressed farther, her tongue slid along it slowly. He was being gentle. A small smile formed on her lips. Leave it to Bruce to ease her into her first time. She gagged and sputtered when he hit her throat. Instead of disappointment she felt his cock twitch harder. "Breathe through your nose Diana, and relax. That's a good girl."

She noticed he'd stopped moving and was slowly moving her head. 'That bastard.' She thought in the back of her mind. 'Making me do all the work.' She moaned and tried to get more of him in her mouth. Soon his hands were untangled from her hair. She found herself bobbing slowly by herself. Moaning into it with each time his cock disappeared. She pushed herself harder, trying to please him despite herself. She felt it press down her throat. Bruce' tip helped.

"Would it be bad to say you're doing wonderfully?" He teased and stroked her hair. She actually managed a glare up at him, but continued. "That's a good pet. Let me see your eyes. Show me how much you enjoy it." She pulled back as if to say she didn't but he shoved her back down, hard. "I didn't say you could stop, and before you try to say you aren't enjoying it figure out where your fingers are."

She gagged on him, but kept herself composed as she could. He was holding her down on him, all the way down. Her eyes watered. His words slowly hit her. She focused on something other than the delicious cock in her mouth and moaned hard. Pleasure washed over her body as she realized she had been rubbing herself. Two fingers already deeply inside her pussy. She moaned long and slow as he let off her hair. She kept herself in place, showing him she could take it. The first orgasm hit then, rocking her as she gagged and moaned.

Bruce grinned. "Very good, Pet. Acting like a proper slut. Good thing I disabled the cameras. Who knows what the others would think." She slowly pulled back and off his cock with a pop. A long strand of saliva connected the two, more glistened on her cleavage. "Still I haven't made you fulfill the promise. This isn't nearly as rough as I am with Selena, and Talia… she doesn't even know how to play nice. She only cums when she's crying." Diana breathed heavy but looked up at him respectfully. She hadn't stopped touching and knew now she wanted this. "Are you ready Pet?"

She nodded slowly and spoke half in a moan. "Y-yes Sir." Her words made her blush. She'd dreamt of this for a long time. The tales of how men treat you are so taboo on themyscria, but oh so well written. His hand tangled roughly in her hair.

"This is probably going to hurt Diana. If it's too much tap my leg. I love you. I wouldn't do anything I knew you weren't really comfortable with." She nodded and he began. Immediately his cock was down her throat. She didn't even have time to gag before he yanked her back and shoved her down again. They both came at once, gagging hard. He just twitched in response and pulled her off. Her eyes were wide with shock. No one had ever treated the Princess like this. She was down again, he used her face like sex toy. He pulled her back and slapped her face hard. She didn't know how to react. So she didnt.

He shoved her back down and held her there for a minute. "Playing with your cunt like a common whore Princess. How the mighty have fallen. This is your place now. Below Bruce Wayne's belt. You're property of Bruce Wayne now." He ripped her off. She sputtered and gasped for air. "Say if Diana." She hesitated, earned a slap. "Say it." Two more.

"I'm property of Bruce Wayne. You own me." Her cheek stung. Tears welled in her eyes. She wasn't used to being human like this. "You own me, take me, fuck me, use me Bruce. Just stop hurting me please." He shoved her down again. His cock harder than ever, throbbing red. He commanded her to say it again with out pulling her off his cock. She aquiesced and moaned it out in half gags.

"Stop hurting you? I'm just starting Princess. I like hurting girls, and I've been thinking about knocking you down a peg for ages Bitch." She realized her fingers were working at her clit rapidly. She came at the word bitch. He ignored it and came shoving his cock down. She came again harder. He pulled back as she screamed out a moan. "Fucking slut. This is what you truly are." He slaps her again and again. "Nothing but a toy for men's pleasure, for my pleasure. You've denied it so long but your whore body knows. You like this don't you?"

His hand grabs her neck before she can respond. She wheezes out. "Yes Sir. I love being your whore Bruce. Fuck me. Fuck me hard." Her face is red. He pulls back and slaps her again. She realizes her mistake. "Please Sir. Please Fuck me. I'm just a Slut. I don't deserve it, but please let me cum on your perfect cock." She cums again from her fingers. Bruce grins and shoves her forward. He rips a hole in the crotch of her tight shorts.

Foreplay has been long and ardous. He wastes no time. She braces on her bound hands as his cock stretches her, imediately pulling another orgasm out. "Fuuuuck." They both moan as he bottoms out. He grabs her hair and starts pounding. He holds nothing back, not like when she rides him. No methodical rhythm, no sweet spots. Just pure lust and strength. He gropes her tits, feeling it coming on way too soon. She's been riding waves since he got in her but knows what's happening.

She reaches up and pulls her shirt down as best she can, she forces herself down. "Please Sir. Mark me. Mark your slut. Cum on my tits, my face, in my mouth. Mark your property Bruce. I belong to you. I always have. Mark me." He moves around grinning. She's ripped her shirt down, with one breast out. Just as glorious as Bruce imagined it under his blindfold. He put his cock to her lips. She gulped him down and worked hard at his head. He stroked the shaft. It was only a few seconds before he twitched violently. He didn't warn her.

The first spurt went in down her throat. The second in her mouth. She held how mouth open and pressed her elbows together. The last four spurts hit her face and chest. She moaned with each one. He let her suck the remnants out of his cock as she coo'd. "I love you Bruce. I swear if you tell anyone, I'll kill you." Bruce laughed as he sighed and came down off his high.

"I love you too Princess. I would never. One last thing Diana. Show me your wrists." She presented them curiously. He pressed a button and the batarangs retracted. Yet her power remained gone. "I put a tracer on the bracelets. The Wayne 'W'. Only us and Clark will know it's there and he's… well there's a reason the daily planet has Kent write sports articles." They both chuckled. "Vinegar will remove the tracer, and my mark over you." She was licking his cum up, where she could as she listened. "Point is I learned a lot about Aphrodite's law. Basically. I accept you as Wonder Woman and permit you to use your powers as you see fit."

Her energy rushed back into her. She felt fully alive, all fatigue gone. She grinned at him and grabbed his arm. She through him hard into the far wall. Bruce groaned. "That's for not asking permission." She walked up and flicked his forhead, bruising him. "And that's for making me enjoy it your cocky bastard."

Bruce grinned. "I'm not done Pet." Her energy drained. "Basically it goes like this. Unless I will it you have no powers. As long as you have my mark I own you by Aphrodite's law. However, as long as I own you, no one else can claim you. You have no weakness unless I say so Diana. You're welcome. Besides Princess, you made a deal." She grinned as power washed over her. He took her hand. "Let's go get washed up. We look a mess, I have a change of clothes for you in the shower. I thought we might get carried away. You always did seem to hold back when we made love." Diana tried to glare, but her smile was too wide.

"I'm not gonna thank you Bruce." She said through a blush, but took his hand. They both knew where they stood.