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On one of the worst of days, with clouded skies and dimmed hopes…
Enid: *shaken* What do we do now?
Wednesday: *grim* We are outcasts, Enid. We will do what we’ve always done. Survive.
Enid: Is that all?
Wednesday: Of course not. Remember the Addams Family credo— your credo as well as mine —Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc.
Enid: *pensive* We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
Wednesday: *nods* We are no strangers to the cycle of feast and famine. If it must be the latter, let it stoke our hunger.
Wednesday: For now we bide our time. We will plan. We will prepare. We will watch.
Wednesday: Then— when the opportunity arises, for it is an inevitability, we shall bite and tear with the insatiable voracity of the starved.
Enid: Like wolves on a bear?
Wednesday: Precisely, mi lobita, like wolves on a fat, bigoted, hateful bear.
Enid: Thanks, Willa. *wan smile* Can’t say I’m all cheered up, but it’s a start.
Wednesday: May I suggest committing wanton blasphemy in bed as a distraction?
Enid: *brighter smile* It’s gonna take like a TON of blasphemy.
Wednesday: Then come along, mi corazón, we best begin soon. To Bianca’s room.
Enid: 🤨
Enid: Uh— Why?
Wednesday: She is still out of town and the best blasphemy is committed in beds belonging to others.
Enid: For the desecration?
Wednesday: *nods* For the gratuitous desecration.
Enid: 🤭
#hope#incorrect wenclair#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#wenclair#incorrect wednesday addams#incorrect wednesday quotes#wednesday netflix
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HOTD Ep 2x7 Spoilers and review.
So this was one of my favorite episodes this season and also one of the coolest imo.
Seasmoke being protective of Addam and looking proud he terrorized Addam into being his rider was too funny. I love that dragon 😂. Come through Addam the Loyal, all Rhaenyra had to say was she's queen and he immediately acknowledged her and bent the knee, I loved that. He's really about to become my other favorite boy.
Corlys being shook and acting like he doesn't know Addam, like sir if you don't tell the truth already. He's never gonna beat the deadbeat allegations. Although when he told him “Well done” I did whoop a little. I would've kicked his ass had I been Addam though.
Oscar Tully! That's it. That's the fuckin post. He gagged Daemon and stood on business. I love to see young kids bullying arrogant adults, he reminded me of the OG lil boss Lyanna Mormont. That's my lil nephew now.
Daemon didn't take the crown. We saw him hallucinating again, this time with the sick version of Viserys and Viserys holding the crown which he didn't take. I mean anybody with a brain could summarize that he never wanted the crown, we didn't need to spend so much time in his delusions in Harrenhal to tell us that. We certainly didn't need a scene of him feasting on his mom to tell us that, yuck. For all his faults he really was about his family. He went about it the wrong way but that's Daemon for you. His stupid self destructive ass.
We had an unnecessary scene of Alicent running about the woods after leaving King's Landing. Chile anyways. Larys is totally protecting Aegon now and he's essentially crippled atp. I fear for Baela's storyline.
Rhaena is looking for Sheepstealer. Her and Jeyne are still tussling but they waited until the final 2 episodes to give her something, Baela had no lines besides looking pretty and staring at Jace. I fuckin hate it here. Could we bully HBO AND THE WRITERS SOME MORE. WTF!!
Vermithor and SilverWing looked so cool. What did that old bum feed Vermithor though? He's big asf. SilverWing just might be the coolest looking dragon. I can't rank them anymore cause I like them all 😭. Literally my favorite thing about the episode. Like the directors cooked. The dragons are funny asf 😂😭😭😭. There were a lot of parentage reveals, I don't believe for a second Saera sired that ugly man but anyways. RhaeRhae led those people to their deaths. Rhaenyra deadass gave this big ass pep talk, she reminded me of Erwin before he led the scouts out on what would be their suicide mission except she didn't stay to see the outcome or participate in it. Vermithor saw an opportunity for a buffet and took it, Hugh claimed him. Fuckin cinema. Still gonna hate his bitchass but I can't lie that was badass. SilverWing was bullying Ulf. Why do people I hate always win sometimes?! Ulf literally failed upwards. Can't be mad at it. I mean if I was a dragon I would've done the same shit. How dare mediocre specimens come before me who is essentially the next best thing after the Gods!
We got Rhaenyra speaking High Valyrian. She had her dragon squad quit on her though and gave her a warning (foreshadowing). Her also being able to calm Vermithor, that's the Dragon Queen of her era y'all. We saw a little movement with her and her protective spoiled cat Syrax too 😍.
Not people hating on Jace now. Listen that argument has been brewing since season 1. He just finally let it out of his brooding body. I don't think many people understand the implications that argument meant. He sounded classist and maybe he was, highly doubt he is but he's being realistic and in the future he was proven right (unless they scrap the book canon). Rhaenyra paralleled Viserys in that entire scene. She really is her father's child in some ways. She did to Jace what Viserys essentially did to her. The one thing that could've upheld his ascension to the throne was him having a dragon and she essentially gave a free pass to anybody to do the same, the same thing was done to Rhaenyra when Viserys decided to marry Alicent and sire more children when he knew damn well that if he had a son, her claim to the throne would've been compromised. Jace knows he's a “bastard”, a legitimate one but a “bastard” ntl (I'm not calling him a bastard in a derogatory sense either, he isn't. Laenor claimed them as his sons and that's the end of it to me) , it shouldn't matter considering the throne is not passing from his father's side but his mother's. Sure his last name would've changed the minute he was named heir and ascended as stated by Viserys but what weight does that hold now? They briefly touched on it when he spoke to Baela about his fathers but he had always been insecure about his parentage. No he didn't call his mother a whore, he's been fighting that battle all his life, she just made it worse. In the dire situation they're in, the sacrifice had to be made but I could understand why he's angry and hurt over it again. She literally just made him illegitimate in the eyes of the realm. His anger is valid. Was his tone harsh yes, try dealing with the whispers and the jeers and everything else for the past 16 years of your entire life and seeing the same proof of what everybody else sees everyday and tell me that you wouldn't hold some kind of resentment towards it. I liked how Rhaenyra was patient with him though, just wished it wasn't as rushed as the scene felt.
The last shot of the episode was fuckin brilliant. Aemond turning his bitchass around knowing he can't handle that kinda pressure. Also Vhagar and Aemond's bond may not be as strong as it should be. She clearly does not listen to him sometimes. He's still responsible for Lucerys death IDC what y'all got to say. The episode got a 4/5 stars from me just for the dragons. I'm here for Jace, Baela, Addam and the Dragons!
Until next week guys for the finale. We're going to see Tessarion and Sheepstealer next week. I'm so excited.
#house of the dragon#house of the dragon season 2#hotd#hotd season 2#house of the dragon spoilers#hotd spoilers#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon targaryen#viserys i targaryen#alicent hightower#rhaena targaryen#baela targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys targaryen#aemond targaryen#oscar tully#Vermithor#addam velaryon#syrax#seasmoke#SilverWing#corlys velaryon#ulf the white#hugh hammer
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Caregivers Gomez and Morticia Addams Headcanons (The Addams Family)
Gomez is an especially affectionate person, and although Morticia is slightly more restrained, she is still deeply caring. Their children don’t particularly like physical contact, and they’ll always respect that. But if you enjoy contact? You can expect constant hugs, forehead kisses, slaps on the back from Gomez, and gentle shoulder squeezes from Morticia.
Gomez is fluent in Peninsular Spanish and Morticia is fluent in French. If you are also fluent in one of these languages, the respective adult will cheerfully chat with you; and if not, they’ll both teach you words and phrases, and give you multilingual nicknames. “Ma créature de la nuit” and “Araña maligna” are the ones they most often use.
Gomez teaches you to fence, and encourages all manner of cheating. After you’ve learned a bit, he’ll periodically sneak up behind you and attack.
Morticia welcomes you into her conservatory whenever you want to visit. She’ll even let you feed some of the carnivorous plants!
The house is full of bizarre objects, secret doors, and general oddities - and you have free reign to explore. If you ever lose your way, Gomez will send Lurch to fetch you.
Morticia reads to you every night. The darkest variations of fairy tales, the works of Edgar Allen Poe, or even more recent fare like “We Have Always Lived in the Castle” and the works of Junji Ito; whatever you enjoy, Morticia will use it to put you to sleep.
Gomez normally uses his trains when he’s bothered by something, but he’s willing to let you play with them on occasion - as long as you find exciting ways to crash them!
If you enjoy making mischief, they’re the best caregivers to mess with. It doesn’t matter if you break something, if you make a huge mess, if you set off an explosive - whatever you do, they will laugh about it.
They’ll take you on tours through the family cemetery and tell you all about their relatives.
The family credo - “We gladly feast on those who would subdue us” - applies to you as much as anyone. If someone bothers you or tries to harm you, Gomez and Morticia will help you fight back.
#Eflen writes#Eflen headcanons#The Addams Family agere#The Addams Family age regression#Gomez Addams agere#Gomez Addams age regression#Morticia Addams agere#Morticia Addams age regression#sfw agere#sfw age regression#age regression headcanons#caregiver headcanons#fandom agere
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It had been a decade since the last Hunger Games.
In another life, Xavier Thorpe would have been Xavier Snow. As the grandson of one of the most hated men in all of Panem, it was safer for him to take on another name. If Coin had gotten her way, he would have been the first to be reaped for the final Hunger Games.
Some would say they didn’t need the Games to hunt for Snows.
The only people who knew of his lineage was his own family.
“You look just like your grandfather did at your age,” they would coo at secret family dinners.
Xavier often wondered if his family had hopes of returning to power. Perhaps not restarting the Games, but certainly they desired to go back to the fear and respect the Snow name used to invoke. They certainly had an odd glint in their eyes when they spoke of the past.
Xavier didn’t understand how they could yearn for a time when the blood of children was spilled yearly to thunderous applause. It wasn’t like the family had become beggared.
Whatever could be said about Coriolanus Snow, he wasn’t an idiot. He knew where the war was headed, and he wouldn’t let his family fall with him. He married his daughter to a wealthy, but otherwise apolitical Capitol family, the Thorpes. Instead of the lower standing groom becoming Vincent Snow, Valeria instead became a Thorpe. The bulk of his money was put into their name or a hidden trust.
Once the rebels took over and the new government was instilled, any hope of gaining reparations from Snow’s accounts was in vain. They were rebel soldiers, not forensic accountants.
So, the wealthy remained wealthy, and none were the wiser that Coriolanus Snow’s bloodline continued.
All Xavier wanted to do was art, he loved to paint and work with charcoal. Creativity was only stifled and died a slow painful death in the Capitol.
His family tolerated his “hobby” as they thought no one would suspect an artist could be the grandson of Panem’s most ruthless dictator. But his life revolved around parties and feasts, unending and with the same superficial, vain, and empty-headed people he’s known his whole life who yearned for a time that was only ever good for them.
He decided he could not stand it another minute. One night, he took the midnight train going anywhere.
Wednesday Addams was the daughter of a coal miner in District 12. It was a poor District that had poor record keeping, not that anything survived the bombs from the war. Other than her grandmother’s name was Lucy and she married Santos Addams, she knew very little other than that.
The Games had ended, but that’s all her District could really boast since the war.
The poor remained poor, and someone had to mine for coal, and it certainly would not be done by anyone of means. Perhaps she ought to be grateful they no longer feared the Games, but Wednesday found it hard to be thankful that she could die of black lung at forty and struggling her whole life, instead of dying young in the Games or dying of black lung and struggling her whole life.
As far as she was concerned, the government did not do nearly enough after the end of the Games as very little changed for the poorest District in Panem.
Those that owned the mines did not want to pay their workers more, it was the Capitol without the goofy outfits. The wealthy in District 12 were able to buy and move into Victor’s Village, while the poor had to stay in shacks. The already wealthy got wealthier, while everyone else was left to struggle.
Her parents were grossly in love with each other and content with their lives, oblivious to the poverty that surrounded them. Her brother had high aims of working in demolition for the mines in slightly less poverty and was also content to simply live and die in District 12.
Wednesday was always on the verge of recreating her own Hunger Games and killing everyone.
The one good thing about the new government, however, was that citizens could move freely about the country. Many did not take advantage of that as mining and District 12 was all they knew.
Wednesday figured if she had to be poor, she could be poor in a new and exciting locale. At least she could write about something other than District 12, and she could imagine all sorts of macabre ways she could die in all the other Districts.
She saved what little she had and with her notebook of blank pages and precious pencils, she took a midnight train going anywhere.
Xavier had found Wednesday sitting beneath a pine tree, admiring the view of a nearby stream, and writing in a journal. She was surprised to see a handsome stranger with piercing green eyes, the same colour as pine needles.
Perhaps history had a way of repeating itself, even if neither person had any knowledge of this history.
A boy from the Capitol and a girl from District 12 met by chance hiking in District 7. Both were running from a life they didn’t want, both from Districts that held nothing for them.
They fell in love in the woods, to the song of mockingjays.
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Thanks to @romancedream for the inspo. I think Tom Blyth and Percy Hynes White have similar handsome features and I could totally see Percy as a Snow descendant.
#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#wednesday addams#xavier thorpe#wenvier#wenvier moodboard#fanfic inspo#The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes#The Hunger Games#wednesday x xavier#wednesday netflix
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Trick or Treat!!! Ahhhhh this is SO CUTE Jess 🖤🖤🖤🖤
my favourite characters include Arthur Morgan, Dutch Van Der Linde, Elder Maxson, Paldin Danse, Din Djarin and Boba Fett- I will let you choose which ones!!
And my comfort spooky movie is 100% The Addams Family!!!
Sending love and spooky vibes this holiday season🖤🎃
happy (early) halloween, sweet margo! 🎃 Thank you so much, and ahhh I LOVE your ideas (it was so hard to pick)! And I love the Addams Family, too - I was imaging a RDR2!AU where the gang lives in the house together, as the previous owners (so sort of a dark western vibe)!
thank you so much for sending this in! I hope you like it! 🦇💖
red dead redemption 2 x addams family
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc - We Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue Us
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[saradika’s trick or treat celebration]
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"Oh Tish, it's terrible, a disaster! My most promising investment, an utter failure."
"My love, my love, come, let me hold you, and you can whisper to me of the ruin."
"Do you remember, my midnight blossom, of that story we read, oh, just before Wednesday came to us? The child, orphaned? Billions of dollars, but his parents torn from him before his eyes?"
"I do, my heart, I only wish our Wednesday could have such fortune."
"Ah, you tempt me so. But I read it, and I could see the vultures circling. Our families knew each other of old, of course, and I knew that his father's hand was all that held the board at bay, and that neither a child, nor a milklivered band of trustees, could stay the feast."
"The child would doubtless come to adulthood, his patrimony despoiled."
"Indeed, indeed, my beloved beldam! So, I joined our fortunes to that of the child! The thought of two ancient houses, united in purpose, crumbling as those entrusted with his company tore it asunder to feather their own nests...."
"Rapturous. So, are we impoverished then, left with nothing but our home, soon to fall into disrepair, adorned only by cobwebs and lit only by the flames of our bonfire?"
"Alas, my love! The board bared their beaks and, yet, the valet was steadfast and the trustee loyal! The child came to majority, but was nowhere to be found, and I dares hoped it would become a squabble of forgotten cousins and spurious by-blows, but no! The child returned, and seized the reins. My love, my stilled heart, he has beaten back the vultures and revitalized the company. We were close to utter ruination, and now? Billions! No Addams has ever been richer!"
"Horrible beyond words, my canny caballero."
Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.
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Ok so this idea was inspired by AUs where Tim Drake is a member of the Addams family and thus this cute idea was born
Ok so, Tim’s parents still travel a lot but instead of leaving him alone in a big empty manor they leave him with his aunt and uncle Morticia and Gomez Addams
And Tim is a weird little kid who grows up without fear of the dark figures at night because the boogeyman is actually a pretty nice fellow who was very touched when Tiny Tim gave them a drawing of themselves, the monster in the closet actually gives great fashion advice as well as providing the perfect clothes for playing dress up, and the monsters under his bed are great storytellers and the shadow man gives Tim great advice on how to hide and use shadows to his advantage, etc.
The point is that Timmy grows up under the care of the Addams when his parents have to leave on long business trips or excavation sites and as such, is exposed to Gomez’s great appreciation of swordsmanship and fencing, and the haunted suits of armors are always great at comparing which kind of swords are the best in which kind of combat as well as the the importance of craftsmanship when in relation to having a reliable sword
And then one day Timmy watches the movie ‘The Legend of Zorro’ and becomes absolutely obsessed with learning how to use a sword and fight with it in the way only little kids can become obsessed with something they find completely cool, and Gomez is so excited to be teaching Tim everything he knows and they work together to craft Timmy his very own mini rapier for learning how to fence (swords are heavier so Tim learns those from Gomez when he’s older and can parry more weight)
And Tim becomes very Focused and Serious on learning how to fence and he’s very excited when he manages to finally best his uncle in a fencing duel (not as excited as Gomez tho, “MY CHILD SHALL BECOME THE BEST SWORDSMAN YET MY LOVE, DID YOU SEE HIS TECHNIQUE, HAD I BEEN SLOWER HE WOULD’VE RIPPED OPEN MY THROAT IN ONE SWIPE, I’M SO PROUD” “Our child dear”)
And then the movie ‘Count of Monte Cristo’ comes out and both Tim and Gomez are super fans (as a whole the family’s favorite movies are this one as well as the Legend of Zorro because 1. Revenge is achieved to the improvement of the main character’s well being and 2. The Aesthetic) and Tim just focuses on getting the hang of swords now with Gomez being more than happy to help his darling nephew
So years pass and Tim’s parents have finished one of their most taxing excavation digs so they return to Gotham and Tim has to return too (for the purposes of this AU Janet and Jack actually do give a fuck about their son so they would call him every other night when they’re away and if they can’t then at the very least they would call Tim once a week; they also call Morticia and Gomez at least once a week to check on how Tim is doing and they were also very happy to know that Tim has taken a liking to swords so they try to bring new types of weapons or literature related to weapons from the culture of their latest excavation so Tim can learn how different types of swords are wielded all around the world)
But anyway, Tim is going back to Gotham so he and Gomez work on creating a new sword for him with the family motto carved on the blade “Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc” which translates to “We Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue Us” which is metal as fuck so yeah, and this sword is super durable and strong, inspired by a katana’s durability and a rapier’s gracefulness with a blade that is such a dark purple that it looks black like obsidian and the inscription of the family motto is carved in letters that are ruby red with a black hilt where an image of a drake is engraved in the same ruby red as the family motto (basically it is a Very Deadly Sword that is also Very Pretty with a dark aesthetic)
So Tim gets back to Gotham and one day he’s watching the news and sees The Batman saving the day and what not and sees Robin do a quadruple back flip and figures out their identities and decides that he wants to meet them at some point while on his nightly photography sessions of Gotham architecture; and if he manages to snap a couple of shots of Gotham’s heroes sometimes then that’s a bonus but Tim is mostly focused on capturing the essence of Gotham city (at this point in time when Tim moves back to Gotham he physically looks like 10-12 year old; he did meet Dick at the circus when he looked like he was 4 years old but for the purposes of the timeline Tim, as an Addams, can choose to remain at any age he desires for as long as he wants so while he did appear to be 4 years old at the circus, he had been alive for a couple of years more at this point, this also explains how he can master swords and fencing while physically looking like a 10 year old because he has been practicing for years as well as why he remembers Dick from that night at the circus)
So the timeline continues with Tim figuring out that the Bats are actually his neighbors but instead of staying away from the Waynes, he decides to go ask his parents if he can stay with the neighbors whenever they have to stay later than usual at the company or have to take a short business travel and they talk with Bruce about it and he agrees to take care of Tim, so now Tim has an in to befriend the Waynes and helps smooth out the edges of Dick and Bruce’s relationship so Bruce doesn’t fire Dick from Robin, but rather they talk about their feelings for once and Dick decides he wants to create his own superhero identity and Bruce supports his decision (Tim may or may not have had to talk about how his family happened to be very open about their feelings and worry for one another and how much closer they are due to talking to each other and resolving conflict; Alfred may or may not have been 100% behind Tim every time he made such a conversation) also, Tim is basically a trial run for Dick on becoming a big brother for when Jason arrives
One time Tim asks Dick if he knows how to fence which Dick can’t really answer because technically he knows how to fight with a sword but that’s for vigilante purposes which his civilian self isn’t supposed to know so Dick says that he doesn’t and asks Tim why he wanted to know, Tim proceeds to talk about how his favorite masked hero uses a sword to fight injustice and he has a black cape and a black horse and Bruce comes into the living room they’re in in the middle of Tim’s rambling about his favorite hero using a sword and is Concerned for a hot minute until Tim finishes the rant by saying “. . . and that’s why I like his movie so much, have you seen the Legend of Zorro?” (Cue relief for both Dick and Bruce because for all that they scrambled to put a name to the hero Tim was describing they couldn’t come up with one and were considering the possibility of a new player in the vigilante scene) so then Tim asks Mr. Bruce if he knows how to fence and Bruce says yes and asks if Tim would like to learn cue the “Oh, my uncle taught me how to fence a few years ago and when I lived with them we had a duel at least once a week, it was very fun so I was just wondering if you knew so we could practice if you want to Mr. Bruce”
Dick is 100% on board with this because the idea of Tiny Tim and 6’1” Bruce fencing is hilarious in his mind, Alfred is there to supervise and both Tim and Bruce are provided with the appropriate fencing equipment and protection; Bruce starts off slow and is surprised when Tim manages to beat him before starting to enjoy fencing with someone who can surprisingly keep up with him (Dick is taking pictures because the height difference is just too cute to be ignored and Tiny Tim is adorable in his own mini fencing equipment)
Whenever his parents do have to leave for extended periods of time (any company trip that takes more than 3-5 days qualifies as this) Tim stays with his aunt and uncle, thus starting a fun tradition of having spontaneous fencing duels with his uncle Gomez, basically if one of them is in the library then the other will shout ‘En-garde’ while throwing a sabre towards the other person and engaging in a quick duel; basically, if Tim is reading about the latest poisonous plants produced by Poison Ivy and annotating his research in order to get an idea of what would be a nice gift for his aunt Morticia and Gomez walks into the library then Gomez will grab two of the sabres they have on the wall for this exact purpose while shouting ‘en-garde’ before throwing a sabre at Tim and engaging in a duel, same goes for Tim, it’s almost instinct to the point that Tim has to hold himself back from doing exactly this whenever he sees Bruce in the library of Wayne Manor
Later on, when Jason is already adopted into the Wayne family, Tim still comes over and makes it his sacred mission to teach Jason the art of swords so he has another fencing buddy because “Mr. Bruce isn’t always here and I have decided that we will be friends and you’re pretty cool but knowing how to fight with a sword just ups your coolness level ya know?” So now Jason has smol Tim teaching him how to fence and it’s pretty fun to be able to do a taxing physical activity outside of being Robin with a friend, when Jason gets the hang of fencing Tim decides that he must now advance to the next level: sword fighting (Alfred is always there to supervise and give tips and pointers because he also knows how to fence but chooses to stay in the sidelines and let the young masters have their fun)
The problem with this is that, while the Waynes do have sabres for fencing, they don’t have swords, at least not in their civilian selves, so Tim decides to bring his own swords to teach Jason how to sword fight, Alfred is the first to see Tim’s very own special sword and is both impressed at the craftsmanship and concerned as to why a child has a sword, Jason thinks Tim’s sword is the coolest he has ever seen and Tim is happy to talk about how he made it himself with his uncle’s help when he finally learned all about sword fighting and promises Jason that they can make him his own cool sword when he learns how to sword fight too, Dick also thinks that the sword is a little concerning for a kid to have but he also wants his own cool sword and so now he insists Bruce has to teach him how to sword fight because Tim said he’s not allowed to have his own sword until he learns how to sword fight, Bruce is baffled as to why Tim has a sword, impressed at Tim’s skills in craftsmanship, and a little Concerned as to why Tim’s sword has that Latin inscription on the blade (no Tim, knowing that “we feast in those who would subdue us” is your family motto doesn’t calm me down yet it explains a lot about your mother)
By the time Damian comes along to the family he is very interested in where Jason and Dick got their Very Cool swords from, his father also has one and he wants to have his own Very Cool Sword too, thank you very much, and Tim visits them when Damian is still settling in and asks his customary question of if he knows how to use fence and gets an affirmative answer he asks Bruce if it would be ok for him and Damian to have a fencing duel, Bruce explains the rules to Damian and makes sure that Alfred, Dick, Jason and him are present in order to keep Damian from maiming/killing Tim
The duel does get a little out of hand as Damian gauges that Tim is more skilled than he previously thought so he stops holding back, Tim is positively grinning at this since he always has to hold back with the Waynes in a way that he doesn’t with Uncle Gomez because while an Addams won’t die from a stab to the heart, the same can’t be said for anyone else; the duel ends with Tim winning because he has more experience than Damian but he is positive beaming at how awesome Damian was and how these duels could become a weekly thing before they transition to swords and once Dames graduates from swords he can design his very own sword with Tim’s help as a sort of graduation present for learning how to sword fight and he’s sure that it won’t take too long for Damian to master swordsmanship because he’s basically a natural already and very skilled and this duel was so much fun Damian we have to do this again sometime oh my gosh I want to teach you everything I know it’s gonna be so much fun
And Damian, a poor baby, was mad at having lost to Tim but then Tim hits him with all this excitement and smiles and it’s the promise of getting his own Very Cool Sword is what gets him to agree to learn from Tim, it’s not that he feels warm at getting compliments from someone who also likes swords and knows what he’s doing in a fight, he definitely doesn’t find Tim cool at all, he’s just making use of a resource and he will learn everything Tim has to offer and become better than both Grayson and Todd, that’s all (that’s not all because it turns out that Damian is the younger brother Tim never had and he takes Dami under his wing and helps him adjust to a life outside the League of Assassins and how to find hobbies to enjoy; Damian won’t admit it but he is also Very Attached in to Timothy and feels like he won’t be judged for his past with him and he is also a fellow sword enthusiast so yeah)
Tim decides to do the same thing to Damian and initiating a quick fencing duel whenever he sees that Damian is in the gardens (no fencing inside the Manor on pain of Alfred’s eyebrow of disappointment); this helps Damian with the transition of learning to have fun and also learn to realize that not everybody is an enemy, it also helps keep up his training and burn some energy whenever he gets restless and helps him bond with Tim more
The idea was that Tim and Uncle Gomez would surprise each other with spontaneous fencing duels by shouting ‘en-garde’ at the other person whenever they find one another in the library, and now it turned into a fluff AU where Tim isn’t Robin but he’s still a family friend to the Waynes and an Addams and helps bring the family closer through his love of swords because yes
#Tim is an Addams AU#fencing AU#tim drake#humor#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#Uncle Gomez#Aunt Morticia#Jack and Janet Drake don’t suck in this AU#Gómez teaches Timmy how to fence#and i love that for them#fluff AU#Jason doesn’t die here#Dick isn’t fired here#Bruce actually communicates with his sons#due to Tim’s influence and Alfred’s passive aggressive remarks on his behavior#he loves his sons and learns how to express his love and concern for them in a way that is clear for everyone#Damian and Tim bond over fencing#Damian definitely thinks that Tim is the coolest and names him his favorite brother#they’re all friends#and together the four of them get up to the craziest shit#Tim isn’t Robin here#but he Knows who the Bats are
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Alien imposter darling here to eat crewmates and maybe have eggs
Okay, so- I actually didn't understand what you meant at first, and I'm really sorry about that, but-
How about I pull a double headcanon on this one? Because I couldn't tell if you wanted a yandere imposter x human darling or a yandere human x imposter darling, how about we have both just because?!
Tw/Tags: oviposition?? In my blog? Seems more likely than you (and I) think! // NSFW boo // also I'm not really assuming any genders here?? Don't know why, I just thought it would be nice as you didn't specify, so anyone can choose how this situation will go down // alien x human dynamic // not accurate to the game but hey, that's exactly why we're here // actually after rereading your ask I realized what you said, but I'll keep with the double hc just because?? // Your colors are up to you // both parts are very similar with some changes implemented.
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Double date (lol)! [Yandere!Among Us x Reader - Headcanons]:
→ Yandere Imposter x Human Reader:
Okay, so- how about we began with a little short introduction? An alien invasive creature entered the spaceship wanting to feast and procreate inside the ship.
This creature managed to blend in with ease and started their plan successfully.
That creature being your fellow "crewmate".
God, you felt terrible doing this. You felt terrible being part of this. Things were never supposed to go this way.
You thought that if you helped them, if you didn't expose them to all the other crewmates they would have stopped killing everyone. That they would have mercy for your companions and for you.
You shouldn't have protected them. You shouldn't have let your feelings overthrow your logical thinking, but I guess that's what happens when you fall in love with an alien.
You just hope you made the right decision by being forever stuck in this spaceship with your new spouse. You may never come back home, but that's okay as long as you don't bring this creature to your planet.
As long as you two have each other, you'll be fine, right?
Oh dearest, I hope you like having an obsessive alien lover, because I don't think you'll be able to walk for a long time. They'll take care of you regardless of if you're the one holding the eggs, or if it's them.
They'll absolutely love to go all out on you, seeing you squirm while holding you tight and putting their eggs inside you.
Or maybe they would ask you to cum inside them. Your dna mixing into what will soon be beautiful children that they'll gladly take care off.
Whichever situation may be, you'll see the expression of an absolutely lustful creature that doesn't want anything more than to be one with you, to build a family with you if not an whole empire of hybrids.
A creature so indulged into their own fantasies and obsession that just the smallest of noises you make, the vibration passing from your body to theirs, the faster movements creating more and more friction between your sex and theirs, is enough to send them to the sun and back. May Jesus take the wheel, you two are going to be here for a long time.
This once silent and lonely spaceship is going to be filled with life once again.
→ Yandere Human x Imposter Reader:
Okay, so- how about we began with a little short introduction? An alien invasive creature entered the spaceship wanting to feast and procreate inside the ship.
This creature managed to blend in with ease and started their plan successfully.
That creature being you yourself.
Who would've thought that you were such a sneaky killer? Be proud [Y/N], be very proud, as there was only one human left-
"- Marry me."
Or… well, partially human. Your plan hasn't gone as well as you thought it would, I mean, you thought that you have chosen a perfect mate to take care of your young, but sometimes you can't tell if you're the true danger around here or not.
You well, started to feel very fond of this particular human, especially when they haven't screamed or tried to throw you off the ship after you showed yourself to them. They have proven to be quite useful when it comes to helping you get off of the other crew member's main suspect.
Because of them, no one suspected a thing.
But you didn't expect a human to be so… Into the idea of having offsprings with non terrestrial beings, especially when the creature in the spotlight has killed most of your friends! You felt terrible betraying the trust of most of the crewmates inside, yet your partner couldn't bother less about them.
"- I never cared about any of them, they weren't really my friends, you know?"
Dearest, you made the right choice, trust me. Regardless of whether each of you will be carrying the eggs, they'll always make sure to provide and take care of you and your offspring.
Pin them down if you're the type to. Fill them until they forget how to stand up without help. They'll gladly take your eggs.
Or maybe you prefer if it was reversed. After all, chances are that you carrying the eggs is a lot safer than them carrying it, as, well, you know, you're an alien and they're a mere little human.
Whichever situation may be, you'll see the expression of an absolutely lustful creature that doesn't want anything more than to be one with you, to build a family with you if not an whole empire of hybrids.
A creature so indulged into their own fantasies and obsession that just the smallest of noises you make, the vibration passing from your body to theirs, the faster movements creating more and more friction between your sex and theirs, is enough to send them to the sun and back. May Jesus take the wheel, you two are going to be here for a long time.
This once silent and lonely spaceship is going to be filled with life once again.
A wild extra part has appeared!? [Extra]:
→ Yandere Imposter x Imposter Reader:
This is a just for shit and giggles, but basically:
Imagine having a "healthy" relationship with your fellow alien partner and you two are like: yo, let's make out in the spaceship!
And is like-
Morticia Addams and Gomez Addams levels of partners in crime?? Like, yes, we killed everyone, so let's make out!
Your partner has been pretty suspicious about how everyone keeps observing you and "interrogating you".
"- Oh come on! Did you fall for that?? It was so obvious they were drooling over you." They remembered, god, so unbearable how they all tried to throw you out on space!
"- And what did I do, dearest?" You ask seductively, because why not? Tease them endlessly, you can do it.
"- …. You stabbed them… Repetitively."
"- Because?~"
"- Sigh… You love me?"
"- Exactly."
A bunch of little imposter crewmates were born from love that day. Can you imagine a spaceship absolutely wrecked with many, many eggs all around??
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I actually wasn't expecting oviposition to be a topic around my blog. Not really complaining, just surprised 👁️👄👁️
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#yandere#sheep stuff#sheep's stuff#yandere x reader#special delivery headcanons#special delivery request#yandere headcanon#yandere among us headcanon#yandere among us x reader#yandere among us#yandere alien
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Amor Vincent Omnia
#let us feast • the addams family#elegance and nightshade • morticia#zeal and swordplay • gomez#oughjhgh they are so classy#momther and dadther ♡
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Omg, i just had to leave an ask!! Trick or treat prompt with Daminette? Maybe something in the future of For us to collide, or that Addams Au that you talked about in the tags of the last ask i send?? 😍❤❤❤
In the spirit of the season, behold: The Wayne Family
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Marinette takes to his family like liver failure on a drunk, just as he’d known she would. She’s too different, too odd, and too much like them for her to have done anything else.
Titus adores her and so does Alfred the Cat, who is notorious in his hatred of everything. Goliath tries to bite her arm off the moment he sees her, and Marinette dodges with that otherworld grace and declares the dragon bat her favorite on the spot.
His brothers love to torture and spoil her in equal measures, and his dearest starling gives back as good as she gets. The first time she draws first blood during one of her and Drake’s knife games, Alfred cooks a feast in celebration.
Cassandra teaches her to walk through shadows and Todd gifts her with knives and guns and bombs of every kind (sometimes, the timers are even ticking, and they all have a blast playing hot potato before Alfred scolds them for destroying the drawing room again).
Alfred is particularly joyful about Marinette’s arrival in the manor. He’s ecstatic at finally having a pupil to who he can pass on his vast knowledge of poisons and clever subterfuge to. None of the rest of them ever had a knack for it, but Marinette adores their lessons, and gleefully tests them all out on Grayson and Father every chance she gets, much to Damian’s own amusement.
Damian watches, sharp and delighted, as Marinette seems to unfurl before them all.
She’s smart and quick and adapts faster than he could have ever hoped. It’s almost like she was lying in wait for them all these years, dark and strange and lovely and just waiting for the moment she could let go.
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I waited until the @jaime-brienne-fic-exchange Festive Festival was mostly done before talking about the fics that I was gifted this year, since I know everyone was deluged with wonderful stories, and the ones I was gifted were all excellent and I hope hope hope you make time for each of them. These are the fics I was @’d on in one form or another.
First up is the fic that my assigned writer, @naomignome wrote for me, A Winter Wish. Naomi is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met, but she also has an unbelievable knack for description even in comments, and such a good sense of tenderness and emotion and she brought all of that to her fic for me. In this, she takes one of my new favorite headcanons -- that Jaime and Brienne’s moms were friends! -- and transposes them to modern Westeros, where J & B meet as children during a tradition around the first snowfall. What’s especially brilliant about this is that she also keeps the years-long seasons, so the five (plus one) times they meet to do this spans a huge portion of their lives. There is humor and sorrow and flirting and sexiness and love underneath all of it. I was so happy when I saw she was my writer and this fic was fantastic.
They trudged in good humor to the closest park to the university, the air chilly and cold with the promise of snow. Brienne’s laughs came out in puffs of white, and Jaime yearned to jar the sound and keep it in his pockets for when he felt cold.
When the powdered snow began to drift down around them, he watched her smile openly into the sky, in a way that she only ever did at him and at first snow. He watched some lucky snowflakes catch on the soft tendrils of her pale eyelashes, and kiss the flush of her cheeks. The warmth wrapped around his heart, much like the mitten she had knit him wrapped around the stub of his hand.
For my stocking stuffers, I’ll go in order received. @potatothecat wrote me campfire stars in the distance. This is a lovely little modern AU vignette of Jaime and Brienne and all of their friends sharing a night around the campfire under the stars. It’s so quiet I can almost hear the crackle of the fire, and I can definitely hear Jaime’s very loud love for Brienne, even if their friends aren’t sure if it’s real between them or not. But they know it is, and that lovely bond between them comes through strongly.
They’ve done this a hundred times by now—on the couches in both their apartments, sitting on the floor across from Addam and Dany when the four of them meet up for game night, in restaurant booths, and now by the fireside—but it’s no less delightful for the familiarity of it. He’d spend his entire life pressed up against Brienne’s side if he could, staring into the dancing flames and laughing along with the rest of their friends as Sansa reenacts a prank she played on her siblings.
Then @eryiscrye wrote me Caught Gold Handed, which is a canon AU set after the Long Night, where Jaime and Brienne get in a snowball fight with the squires and orphans of Winterfell. That summary ALONE should sell you on this, if it being Eryi isn’t enough on its own. What’s marvelous about this is it’s a rare chance to see the canon characters having fun together, and the ways their love for each other comes through even in something as simple as Brienne helping Jaime make snowballs. No one can take this happily married version of JB from me, I will fight you.
She flushed, all blotchy and red. “We already slept in this morning.”
“We hardly slept. And that was this morning,” he replied as he happily pressed up by her side.
She glanced over at him, still shy, but also so bold, his darling lady wife. “We’ll go to bed early tonight.”
Jaime chuckled, “And yet sleep late.”
Brienne bit her bottom lip, “I suppose that is how all our days will go now.”
He beamed at her happily.
@kurikaesu-haru wrote Merry & Bright for a group of us and it is a delightful modern AU that tackles a bunch of tropes - fake dating! only one bed! Christmas activities! - in a fun, funny, and sweet package. The banter in this is wonderful and there are some tender little moments tucked in between the laughs (Arthur Dayne cutout!!) that are lovely to stumble on.
He rests his head against her shoulder, so his stubble scratches her skin, and he’s whispering in her ear. “And I’m glad you tricked me into standing under the mistletoe with you. Who else would I want to kiss as much as you?”
Brienne realizes, suddenly, that a lot of the things Jaime says to her mean, I love you.
@wildlingoftarth wrote a group gift fic as well, I want a house with a crowded table, which is a canon-based future established relationship fic that feels like coming home to family and sitting by the fire. It’s years and years later and Jaime and Brienne live happily in a cottage on Tarth and they’re welcoming their children and grandchildren for a feast. The weight of all their history and love is palpable. This is everything I want for them, and whatever canon may or may not says happens, this is where I believe they end up.
It is a life she never dared to hope for, never dreamed of in her days of fighting for this king or that, being sent on a series of seemingly impossible errands she accomplished through sheer force of will, and falling desperately and irrevocably in love along the way. That the man she’d fallen for had somehow developed the same feelings for her still fills her with astonishment at times, even after all these years.
THEN, @elizadunc wrote me Fêted Snow! This is a perfectly delicious little morsel of Brienne and Jaime married with kids (and more on the way!!), snowed in and making the most of it. Their banter and way with each other is so easy and familiar, their feelings and history are there, plain as the snow falling down out their window. It’s a delightful slice of their very happy life.
But then it had started snowing on Friday afternoon and apparently hadn’t slowed at all through the night. On Saturday morning when Brienne woke to a very insistently ringing phone she knew that the party, sorry, fête, was off.
She brought the phone back into the bedroom and smiled at the sight of Jaime stretched out across the bed in a starfish pose. He liked to claim he was an excellent bedmate but moments like this proved very much otherwise.
And finally, when my cup was already overflowing, @forbiddenfantasies1 came swooping in with Let’s Make This Next One Last and made me cry. This is a modern AU where Jaime and Brienne are happy and married (I would read eight thousand more stories where they are happy in an established relationship it is literally all I want from them) and their holiday plans get diverted when snow rolls in, cancelling a flight to see Dacey and Benjen (!!!). This fic is such a beautiful treatise on a long-term, mature couple who are struggling through the roteness of daily life. They still love each other deeply, it’s just life that is difficult right now, and their love and commitment to each other is what gets them through it. The tenderness and humor and history and beautifully hot sex are woven together perfectly into this utterly wonderful story.
Jaime was waiting at the bottom of the stairs for her, and she felt her heart tighten in her chest for a moment just as it always did when she laid eyes on him. He was still so gorgeous, even after all these years they had passed together. His hair was more gray than golden, and his face was softer, more lined, but she still only saw Jaime. Every mark of time that he bore was simply a reminder of all they had been through together, all the days that he had been hers, and only made him more beautiful in her eyes.
Right now he looked like the golden retriever she so often compared him to, nearly quivering in his skin with excitement. He had changed into his sleep clothes, a pair of thin gray pants that hugged his hips and thighs in a way that always made her fingers twitch, and a long-sleeved black tee that went perfectly with his complexion. She nearly rolled her eyes before she caught herself. Only Jaime Lannister could make lounging around the house during a vicious snowstorm a testimony of how attractive he was.
Thank you, again, to all of my gifters, I am so grateful to have received these and it helped make my end of the year an absolute joy. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#jaime x brienne#jaime x brienne fic recs#jaime x brienne festive festival exchange#overwhelmed with gratitude tbh#please go read these they're all excellent!!!#long post
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Suggestions for Slytherin Pride/Aesthetic videos
Since I see almost all Slytherin videos using Marvel, GoT, and a few others, which are fine, but I’m making this list of suggestions for people looking to put in something different, and also listing some quotes from the franchise you can also use for that voice over thing a lot of videos do.
The Godfather - Almost all the famous quotes from that franchise are very Slytheriny quotes. Examples of quotes that just scream “A SLYTHERIN IS SAYING THIS��:
“Great men are not born great, they grow great . . .”
“Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.”
“A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults”
“A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
“The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.”
“You cannot say 'no' to the people you love, not often. That's the secret. And then when you do, it has to sound like a 'yes'. Or you have to make them say 'no.' You have to take time and trouble.”
“Never let anyone know what you are thinking.”
“Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.”
Do I need to go on? IT’S A GOLDMINE PEOPLE!
Labyrinth - Jareth radiates Slytherin energy, like a more dramatic version of The Malfoys, says a few Slytheriny quotes, and even holds a snake at one point. Sarah also says some great lines that would work. A few quote ideas:
“For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me.“ - Sarah
“Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?“ - Jareth
“It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is no gift for an ordinary girl, who takes care of a screaming baby.“ - Jareth
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you and you can have everything that you want." - Jareth
The Addams Family - Gomez may be a Gryffindor, but 90′s Morticia is definitely a Slytherin...and man that Addams Family Credo “We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us” is such a Slytherin motto, like, “you try to hurt us, we destroy you”
Almost any version of Sherlock Holmes or franchises based on Sherlock Holmes - I don’t care if the Ravenclaws try to claim him, Sherlock Holmes very clearly is using his cunning. If you’re not convinced, Moriarty and all parodies of him work, too. Slytherin Sherlock Holmes Quotes:
“Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.”
― The Valley of Fear
“You don't know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn't know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.“ - Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
“My friends! We are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career! A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy! [The henchmen cheered. Ratigan holds up a newspaper featuring the Queen's picture on the front page.] Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her Diamond Jubilee. And...with the enthusiastic help of our good friend, Mr. Flaversham... [The henchmen chuckle] it promises to be a night she will never forget! [burns her picture with his cigarette. The henchmen gasp in terror] Her last night...and my first, as supreme ruler of all mousedom! [The henchmen cheer.]“ Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
“You fool! Isn't it clear to you? The superior mind has triumphed! I've won!“ Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
“There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think.“ Basil, The Great Mouse Detective
“Don’t make people into heroes, John. Heroes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.“ -Sherlock, BBC
“I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.” Sherlock, BBC
Gone with the Wind - “The Take” mentioned this one. The female lead Scarlett O’Hara is basically a chick who wants to be a Hufflepuff, but is clearly a Slytherin. Quotes:
“You’d rather live with that silly little fool who can’t open her mouth except to say “yes” or “no” and raise a passel of mealy-mouthed brats just like her.” ― Scarlett O’Hara
“As God is my witness they’re are not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when its all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill, as God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.” ― Scarlett O’Hara
“Scarlett, the mere fact that you’ve made a success of your mill is an insult to every man who hasn’t succeeded.” ― Rhett Butler
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My favorite fics of 2011
Continuing to sift through old bookmarks, here are my favorites from 2011 that are still up:
26 Pieces by Lanning (28K, E, Johnlock) Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of solving a puzzle box containing a stolen microchip. It isn't simple.
A Life Well-Lived by Kate_Lear (20K, E, Johnlock) ‘John got scared off men by an abusive past relationship. Sherlock has to try and woo him while not scaring him off with protective possessive rage.’
A Love with No Name by aceofhearts (49K, M, Johnlock, Warstan, Mary/Irene) In which Asexual!Sherlock and Straight!John are platonically in love life partners.
A Thorough Examination / In Depth by emungere (15K, E, Johnlock) Sherlock watched John's mouth as that smile slid away too quickly. There had been something there, something he'd not had time to analyze. He was left with the unsettling impression of having witnessed an expression that didn't belong on John Watson's face at all. In its wake it left the equally unsettling thought that perhaps he didn't know John as entirely as he thought he did.
A Week in the Country by chainsaw_poet (20K, NR, Gen) Sherlock's lifestyle has taken its toll on his health and John is worried. With Mycroft's help, John coerces Sherlock into taking a holiday in the country to get some rest. Unfortunately, their trip doesn't quite turn out to be a relaxing as John had planned, when Sherlock's latest case decides to catch up with them.
Blind Man's Bluff by Rae666 (25K, T, Gen) "We are gods among mortals. But even gods must be tested." Sherlock loses his sight temporarily and must rely on his other senses and John in order to solve the case at hand. But as the killer draws closer, could the pair be in more danger than they first thought?
Contamination by LauraJV (16K, M, Gen) In which an artistic murder draws Irene Adler and her brother Nathan into the lives of Lestrade and Holmes, and Dr John Watson balances his morals against the happiness that is a warm gun.
Dehumanise Me by deuxexmycroft (26K, E, Johnlock) John is sent down for life after accidentally murdering someone, and gets snatched up to play prison wife for a strange man named Sherlock Holmes.
Disguise by kaalee (55K, E, Johnlock) Sherlock's disguises are little more than a nuisance to John until one day he walks into the kitchen dressed as someone from John's past, someone John had tried to forget.
Evidence of Human Life by thesardine (16K, E, Johnlock) Sherlock's sanity deteriorates while he and John are stranded on a deserted island.
Floriography by lbmisscharlie (21K, M, Johnlock, Warstan) Florist!AU - Sherlock is a florist and he's doing the flowers at the wedding of John Watson and Mary Morstan. John's about to marry his best friend in the world. He's happy, in love, and content with Mary. So why can't he get tall, enigmatic man who did the flowers at his wedding out of his mind?
Getting Better by noxcandida (75K, T, Gen) Tristram Holmes dreads attending his new primary school, fearing he'll be teased and bullied as usual. Only, nothing goes exactly as he thinks it will when he finds himself with a seemingly unlikely friend in Emily Watson.
In My Master's House 'Verse by BrighteyedJill (185K, E, Johnlock, Mystrade) As a new slave in the Holmes household, John is having trouble finding his place. (This series began posting in 2011 and continued until 2014)
In The Land Of The Blind by entanglednow (12K, M, Johnlock) Apocalypse.
Indecorous by Basingstoke (55K, E, Johnlockary but it’s a different Mary than in the show) In which John learns to balance a kinky girlfriend, an asexual boyfriend, a ten-inch cock, his sister, the neighbours, his friends, and his blog. Some are more balanced than others.
Lacuna by coloredink (15K, E, Johnlock) God, it must have been terrible, to think that he would never have this again.
Let's Make a Bed Out in the Rain by theimprobable1 (17K, M, Johnlock and Warstan) John is devastated after his long-term girlfriend leaves him. Sherlock helps him through it.
Level 65 Paladin Looking for Group by etothepii (10K, T, Gen) "I think I met someone," John says at his next therapist's appointment. "A friend." "Really?" Ella asks. She sounds pleased, and also surprised. "What's his name?" John nods. "Really. His name's Sherlock. He -- he plays the same game as me, the online one. We party together."
Major Pieces by Lindentreeisle (31K, T, Gen) Sherlock knew that he could thoroughly rely upon John Watson's moral sense. And that's why he knew that Lestrade was wrong, wrong, wrong.
My Phone’s on Vibrate For You by misslucyjane (21K, E, Johnlock) Sherlock texts John all the time. Today’s different.
Never-Ending Cycle (orphaned) (17K, T, Johnlock) Or, four times Sherlock Holmes attempted to propose to John Watson, and the Christmas Party at which he finally did. Sherlock thinks he's a miserable failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade provide some unsatisfactory advice, and Mummy is, as always, the solution. All in a lovely, fluffy holiday theme.
On The Ice by berlynnwohl (35K, E, Johnlock) "Sherlock, I once saw you taste a vacuum cleaner attachment that had been used as a murder weapon, so can we please not pretend that Dungeons and Dragons is too weird for you?"
Parallel by brbsoulnomming (77K, M, Johnlock) There's a case at a secondary school/University, some series of threats or string of bizarre murders that has the entire campus shaken. In the course of the investigation, Sherlock and John meet two students. And, because they both want to help with the investigation, they get to watch them become friends and fall a little in love. And that makes them feel things about themselves that they've been working very hard to not feel, thank you.
Secondary Exposure by thesardine (18K, T, Gen) After twenty years, the killer who abducted John as a child has resurfaced. Now John and Sherlock must track him down before he claims another victim, and at the same time navigate the shifting nature of their relationship.
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc by etothepii (20K, M, Johnlock) "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. It's the family motto." "What does it mean?" "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us." (Addams Family crossover)
The Art Of Seduction by flawedamythyst (97K, E, Johnlock, Mystrade, Sheriarty, John/OMC, Sherlock/OMC) Sherlock ran a website called The Science Of Seduction, on which he gave advice on the best ways to get laid, wrote blog entries detailing the results of his various sexual 'experiments' and generally contributed to the stereotype of 'every gay man is a sex-mad playboy'. John avoided the thing like the plague. AU in which Sherlock treats sex like he does crime in canon.
The Baker Street Series by magicbunni (199K, T, Gen with background John/Sarah) Conspiracy and murder find Sherlock Holmes and John Watson surrounded by covert enemies in the heart of Scotland Yard. Together, they unearth clues that illuminate the scope, depth, and distorted psychology behind the crime. And, after a preemptive strike ordered by the mastermind they pursue, Holmes elects to continue the investigation under conditions that will force John Watson to fight for his friend's -- colleague's -- life.
The Penultimate Problem by Random_Nexus (18K, E, Johnlock) Angst, apocalypse-light, pseudo-hiatus, and other hijinx ensue.
The Love Song of Dr. John H. Watson by Kate_Lear (11K, E, Johnlock) John takes Sherlock out for the evening on Valentine's Day.
The Perfect Specimen by Cleo2010 (27K, E, Johnlock) After seeing John undressed for the first time and making certain observations, Sherlock quickly becomes obsessed with a certain body part belonging to his flatmate. This is the story of how that first sighting came to be and the following attempts to learn more. An unashamed masturbation-fest, first person and very detailed. It's rated explicit for a good reason!
The Poster Girl by stardust_made (67K, M, Gen) A seemingly straightforward case has Lestrade calling for Sherlock's help. Written from John's POV, this story takes place two months after the events in "The Great Game" and follows the investigation of the murder of Veronica Havisham: seventeen, popular—and murdered in Hainault Forrest on a Friday night in June.
The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom (62K, E, Johnlock, Warstan) “I had,” he said, “come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.”
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie_hell (46K, M, Johnlock) Mummy has arranged Mycroft’s marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
The Top-Secret Livejournal of Sherlock Holmes by malacophilous (23K, M, Johnlock, Sarah/John, Sherstrade) Sherlock has a Livejournal, which he updates constantly via his mobile phone and netbook. Everyone offline thinks that he's this stoic super-genius, when in reality he's a bonkers super-genius.
There's A First Time For Everything by Kate_Lear (21K, E, Johnlock) A series of 'firsts' in Sherlock's life.
Those Left Behind by nickelsandcoats (33K, E, Johnlock) After the events of The Great Game, Sherlock is on the hunt for revenge as John waits for Sherlock to join him. But deception abounds as both men struggle to come to terms with the paths their lives have taken.
What Makes Us Rich by flawedamythyst (31K, E, Johnlock) Agreeing on a compromise is one thing, living with it is quite another.
Whirlwind by rubyofkukundu (19K, E, Johnlock) You may be familiar with the following fanon ideas: 1. Sherlock was very sexually active at university. 2. It was while John was a student that he discovered he was bisexual. I decided to put the two together :D
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SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTATOS NUNC we gladly feast on those who would subdue us
It’s the gothic, looming building towards the end of Diagon Alley. The one that looks like it maybe ought to be in Knockturn, with fog rolling under the door at all hours. Sickly green lights glow dim, a bastardization of the comforting call through the night. Wrought iron wends and winds over the entrance, and you’d swear you saw someone looking down on you from a high window.
When you get too close, the door swings open and a strong wind at the backs of your knees ushers you inside.
Welcome to TerrorTours. Yes, you need to sign a waiver before your trip. No, we do not issue refunds.
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This request is for the staff of TerrorTours, the premier wixen travel agency that promises you a screaming good time.
I’m using The Addams Family vibes for this request, to channel the energy of Weirdos Who Care. No one needs to be related/married/involved/what have you, they’re a (mostly) found family who are in this almost as much for the love of the game as for love of the paycheck. There are no set alignments for these folks, and honestly I think it would be really interesting for them to have divergent allegiances (especially since they’re like frequently in life/death situations unrelated to the war). Ideas below are vibes I’ve been channeling for these characters, but let’s chat on discord - modulateback#9514
Gomez - The bank, the dreamer who bought this failing business awhile back and has restored it to something respectable. They wanted to create an experience that would challenge, educate, and scare its attendees, and if someone happens to learn marketable skills for the war,,,so be it. (suggested face, jason mantzoukas)
Morticia - The possible vampire, and supporter of the craft. Morticia has known Gomez a long time, and while the agency might not have been their dream, it has become their passion. Morticia oversees logistics for the agency, which mostly means keeping Gomez out of people’s way. (suggested face, aja naomi king)
Fester - The excitable experimenter. Fester was Gomez’s first customer and first employee. They routinely try new things out on tours, sometimes successful, always dangerous. Consequently, they now have a mandatory tour partner. (suggested face, sterling k brown)
Wednesday - The one possibly trying to kill everyone. It’s pretty clear Wednesday is disgusted with everyone on a regular basis, but they never leave. In fact, it seems like they’re trying to put the other staff members and their tour participants in direct danger more often than not. Wednesday must also have a tour partner, and that partner cannot be Fester or Pugsley. (suggested face, jing wen)
Pugsley - The wildboy possibly trying to get killed. Pugsley has a nasty habit of being in exactly the wrong place at the right time, especially when Wednesday is involves. Maybe they’re a thrill seeker, maybe they have a death wish. They may not go on tours with Wednesday, just in case. (suggested face, jason momoa)
Grandmama - Theoretically hired to be the family friendly tourguide for their sunny disposition, it was a shock to discover they’re anything but. An acerbic wit and a short temper, family tours basically never go as planned, but they keep getting scheduled anyway. (suggested face, jeenu mahadevan)
Lurch - The imposing one. Here because she had nowhere else to go, Emmeline stumbled into this job looking for a way to work with creatures and never left. She fills in the spaces the other tour guides can’t or won’t, and if she has a bad attitude about it well at least it’s getting done. (taken! By me! face is pooja mor)
Thing - The office manager. They insist on legality in their operations but manage to make things happen regardless. Beleaguered, they threaten to quit every god damn day, but somehow show up like clockwork the next morning. (suggested face, quinta brunson)
#lightningstruckrp#emm#request#i'm sorry i am incapable of good photo coloring#anyway make these weirdos
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tbz as vampires ☽
↬ synopsis: imagine the boyz as a vampire clan
↬ genre: headcannon, crack kinda
↬ requested? nah just something for fun :)
sangyeon ☽
put some respect on his name - he’s a badass
used to be a vampire hunter before he was turned
family business kind of thing but then he fell in love with a vampire
she changed him and they were together for a while
but then she disappeared and to this day he doesn’t know where she is
took him centuries to gather his own clan
tells them he hates them constantly but lowkey loves them
it’s easy for him to control his hunger unlike the others and can go sometime without either animal or human blood
knows every vampire lore and every legend
he wants to save every young vampire he can from the brink like he’s done many of the boys
daddyvamp!sangyeon is a mood mmkay
jacob ☽
angel of death they call him
the fallen angel who chose his fate
either be a vampire or be killed
it’s obvious what he chose
one of the oldest and may seem sweet at first
but don’t let it fool you
he’s the best at entrancing humans to their mansion,
with just his voice, he packs their parties and gives the members many to choose from
and extra for dessert
has graduated high school and college so many times they started up a collection - he’s only missing a gold cap and a velvet one
breaking hearts is his favorite pastime - literally and figuratively
he looks harmless, innocent and sweet
but there’s an alluring, dark and haunted shell of his old self that remains
is probably the one you should watch out for the most
younghoon ☽
it’s rumored he used to be a prince of a small kingdom
the history books say he ran away, disappeared
but really he was attacked by a vamp who had gone wild
he had been changed by changmin to save his life
he’s broody but is always watching out for his brothers and anyone associated
high maintenance af
still has trouble adjusting to the vampire life even after all these years
likes to people watch and see people oblivious to the monster that’s near
lowkey wishes to have his own family one day
especially after he saw the Addams Family for the first time with kevin
highkey has to mention the movie at least once in conversation
kinda winging the vamp life, really just chilling
hyunjae ☽
the embodiment of a scary mf
he is one of the only ones that don’t remember their life before
and he isn’t concerned
looks like the poster child for vampires
ripped black jeans, coats and cloaks
strict human blood diet
strong and perfect and pretty
and with just one look and he’s got you hooked
life of the party and is the king of body shots
he’s always serenading people, mostly for the hell of it and enjoying the gifts they shower him in
kinda spoiled
perfectionist and doesn’t believe in procrastinating
highkey wants to be the king of vampires but it’s only a dream - for now
juyeon ☽
lowkey has a dracula shrine, has seen every dracula movie known to man
can probably recite them if you ask
thinks twilight is a comedy
always has a s/o on his arm, dead or alive, they are entertainment regardless
lets everyone know he’s a vampire and barely hides his fangs
has a tongue piercing he’s very proud of
used to have a lip piercing too but lost it during a hunt one night
hella salty about it
he always acts so cool, like he da baddest
but really just dorky and likes to gush about random things
never seen without leather, claims he feels incomplete without it
kevin ☽
the artsy reminiscent vamp
was a artisan in the renaissance, but a rival had tried to kill him
he was saved by sangyeon, and although he despises his life, he is forever in debt to sangyeon
once fell in love with a human, he had done his best to protect them but only from afar,
he watched them grow old before his eyes and sometimes you could catch him sketching their face every now and then
can be quiet and sulky
but actually a wild boii
parties with jacob and the younger vamps all the time
drinks red wine and only his own - has a vineyard in the backyard
chanhee ☽
bad and boujee plays every time he enters a room
kinda lazy
pale af and brags about how dead he is and looks
Fashion king, has stolen wardrobes from royals for the last two hundred years so his closet is a gold mine
he does go out, he’s always got a black umbrella cause he extra like that
likes his food to be brought to him, not really all about the hunt like he used to as a young vamp
but if the younger vampires need a guide, he’s always down for some fun
changmin ☽
charming and sickly sweet
he switches between animal and human blood, but prefers human blood highkey
he lives pretty normally, the only indication of his vampirism is his eyes and pale skin
but homeboy got a dog and watches dramas in his free time
and charms everyone in the night clubs on saturday nights
likes to go shopping with chanhee at least once a week
he is one of the members to entertain guests
good at picking out what humans are the best candidates for feasting
he remembers most of his past life, like being a prince and all, but not exactly how he died
he’s saved many lives though
like younghoon for ex. who he knew from childhood
likes to believe he’s just doing something nice
but high key doesn’t really care much about the world
unless you’re in his inner circle, he really has no regard for you
haknyeon ☽
his body count exceeds everyone else’s
the top hunter besides hyunjae
if anyone has perfected how to lure a human, its hak
maybe it’s his dazzling smile or
the innocence in his speech and the honeyed voice that makes you feel like home
he’s mastered delusion, making people see whatever they want to and he uses it against them
always salty that human food tastes like nothing
that’s one of the two things he’s misses about his human life
the other is his family
he doesn’t talk about his family much, just because he was the only one not murdered
the only one he would dare to talk to about them is sangyeon and that’s usually when he’s had a little too much
kinda sad
but he’s always ready to entertain anyone who dares to talk to him
hwall ☽
prince of the night, king of the shadows
he doesn’t remember his past life but he’s spent most of his vampire life looking for it
black is his only color - velvet red only for christmas
gots lots of tattoos - every tattoo holds a story that only he knows
long legged king
wears these spiked heeled boots for his shitty days
always got a different body occupying his bed each night
kinda a player but lowkey about it - you know he got a rep to protecc
sunwoo ☽
has a bag of blood every morning and counts his calories
can always find him checking himself out at least once a day
has charmspeak, can talk his way out of anything and get you to do anything he says
hates more than anyone not being able to go into the sun
has paintings of the sun all over his bedroom
he’s the best at keeping the peace between the vampires and other clans
has got like his hoes and side hoes who give him blood so he doesn’t have to hunt too often
plus he always know their medical history and blood work
probably the most normal other than changmin
eric ☽
sings jack’s lament from the nightmare before Christmas whenever he’s feeling melancholy about being dead
when sunwoo tells him to shut up, he just sings louder or more like screams
his coffin is covered in graffiti and cool art drawings that Kevin helped him with
sangyeon damn near cried seeing the ruined mahogany wood
he hated hunting at first, he starved harshly in the beginning because he refused to kill anything
so he had to forced fed bags of blood by his elders until he gave in
he still cries sometimes after a kill
but sometimes he enjoys the hunt, he finds sport in it
dyes his hair like all the time
dresses up as a vampire for Halloween for shits and giggles
#tbz#the boyz#the boyz headcannon#the boyz scenarios#the boyz imagines#tbz scenarios#tbz headcannon#tbz imagines#jacob bae#lee sangyeon#kim younghoon#lee jaehyun#tbz hyunjae#hyunjae#sangyeon#younghoon#jacob#lee juyeon#juyeon#kevin moon#tbz kevin#tbz new#new#choi chanhee#q#tbz q#ji changmin#juhaknyeon#haknyeon#hwall
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