#let me know if I forgot any

[fluffypotatey]

Uther Pendragon sitting at the head of the dinner table, wholly and heterosexually oblivious, whilst the people at said table include:

His bisexual son, who is very, very close friends with his manservant

His gay daughter, who is very, very close friends with her maidservant

His bisexual son's favourite knight, who is very, very close friends with the maidservant and the manservant

His bisexual son's manservant, who is very, very close friends with the maidservant

His gay daughter's maidservant, who is very, very close friends with his bisexual son

And lastly

His physician/longtime friend, who has a flow chart and a short essay on what a "polycule" is, just ready and waiting for the day Uther finally twigs

I LOVE THIS SONG, TURN IT UP

[pithyrhyme]

Bucky + grabbing things out of the air

[ravenhilarious]

Trans Creativitwins

sort of inspired by this post by @princeymust-slay (maybe not that much but it sparked the idea so I have to give her some credit)

trans Creativitwins, just like it says in the title

and Roman is super dysphoric, wanting to rip off their skin when it gets really bad, flinching every time someone misgenders them, crying with joy when they passed for the first time, you know the deal

but Remus does not have dysphoria at all, is like a stereotypical “trender” if you will, doesn’t care when people use wrong pronouns, proudly talks about their “boy pussy/titties” or “girl dick”, every transmed’s nightmare

[softcodes]

november by @softcodes

preview / code

sharing the theme i’ve been using on my main blog, which a couple of anons have asked for (some of them a while ago, sorry!!). finally got around to polishing it up!

single column theme with a left sidebar and optional right sidebar that includes sections for updates, a featured project, and site info. geared towards writeblrs, but of course anyone can use! includes a sidebar image, icon, project image, five custom links, four post sizes, any google font, custom title, and iconsax icons. the audio player is the “light accent” color, which doesn’t show up in the preview for some reason! icons and sidebar image in preview via unsplash. (full list of credits here.)

pls like or reblog if you use:)

[ars0nism]

unstoppable force (gay people) vs immovable object ("run away with me" but it never actually happens trope)

[alazic02]

based on a true story, as experienced by @buggachat

it's a keychain laser pointer prank product that shocks the holder if you press the wrong button. the other one just turns on the laser :)

Artwork ©: alazic02 | buy me a ko-fi

Do not repost.

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

today nintendo posted a new wallpaper for kirbys 30th anniversary and i decided to go fully insane and dissect this goddamn image down to the last pixel.

[high-dragon-bait]

Fake Banter Masterpost

Hey all! I got a request to make a masterpost of my fake banter, so here you go! Not too many right now but I do intend to keep this post pinned and update it with new banters as I write them. May eventually make categories but don’t think it’s necessary ATM

Fake Banter Requests are CLOSED

Enjoy!

DA2 Companions Comment on FenHawke Baby

Alistair Asks a Romanced Warden to Be His Queen

Warden Explains the Concept of a Birthday to Sten

Fenris and Solas Have Very Different Worldviews

Zevran Overshares and Fenris Refuses

The DA2 Companions React to Hawke Left in the Fade

Hawke and Fenris Discuss Fenris Moving In

Anders and Solas Should Be Friends

Dorian Tests the Limits of Fenris’ Patience

Cole Helps the DA2 Companions

Bull Thinks Fenris Is REALLY Hot

Hawke Asks Fenris A Very Important Question

[organchordsandlightning]

Lighters in Malevolent

Hello, folks! 

So, as loads of people have noticed, there’s some hinky stuff going on with the lighter in Malevolent.  As I was going back through transcripts to see where it popped up, I thought it might be helpful to have a reference of all the lighter appearances so far (a sentence that sounded a lot more hinged in my head than when I typed it out.)

Obviously, there will be spoilers from EP1-26 under the cut. 

Bold: Arthur obtains a lighter. Regular: Arthur uses a lighter. Italics: Relevant but not directly related to lighters.

For brevity purposes, I’ve also omitted repetitive lighter uses. (For example, if Arthur flicks on the lighter four times to guide himself around some tunnels, I’ve only noted the first go unless something has drastically changed in the meanwhile.)

(This is more of a reference post than a theorizing post, but IMO, a lot of the more Compelling lighter red-stringing pops up in later S2 + S3.)

Season 1

EP1: Arthur uses the lighter while exploring the ritual/sacrifice basement.

EP2: Arthur finds a flashlight in the trunk of his car. He leaves it after the crash.

EP3: Arthur uses a matchbook to light a candle, found in the Mansion.

EP4: Arthur steals Kellin’s lighter from his bed.  He briefly drops it, and then lights Kellin’s bed on fire.

EP5: John remarks that they have nothing after the hospital, excepting clothes and several hundred dollars from the Lost and Found.

EP6: Arthur remarks that they need to get a flashlight and matches, which they buy at the gun shop.

EP7: Arthur searches for a lighter on his person to re-light the lighthouse wick. John responds that they have one, but it refuses to light in the heavy wind. He re-lights the lighthouse keeper’s supernatural lamp.

EP9: Officer Collin has a lighter at the start of the episode. Arthur takes both a lighter and a flashlight on the police boat, after the monster attack. He uses a lighter to start a fire on the beach.

EP11: Arthur uses the lighter for illumination and.to construct a torch. 

EP12: Arthur uses the lighter to illuminate the hotel basement.. He initially refuses to light the boat lantern, but eventually does use the lighter to both burn the tadpoles and smash a lit lantern against the boat.

Season 2

EP13: Arthur finds his lighter in his bag while dealing with the Trader. He uses it to cauterize John’s wound. 

JOHN: You said something back there. ‘This too shall pass’. (NB: In reference to Arthur comforting John before biting off his little finger.) ARTHUR: Yes. JOHN: Why did you say that? ARTHUR: I don’t know, it’s just a comforting thought. JOHN: It’s written on our lighter. ARTHUR: Oh, that’s right! (He pulls it out and flicks it.) That’s the one I had with me from... the office, way back when. Crazy to think it’s made it all this way. It’s not even really mine. JOHN: No? ARTHUR: No, found it in an old desk drawer when we moved in. JOHN: Interesting.

EP14: Arthur refers to the lighter when talking with the Three Soldiers.

EP15: Arthur uses the lighter to illuminate the tunnels.

EP16: Arthur momentarily drops and recovers his lighter. He uses the lighter to ignite the supernatural bullseye lantern.

EP17: Arthur lights and extinguishes the lighter per John’s wishes. He also uses the lighter to make his Molotov Cocktail.

EP19: Arthur barters back his lighter from the Trader after his imprisonment.

EP20: Kayne lists his things, but neglects to mention the lighter. In panic, John suggests the lighter to help with Lilly’s bleeding.

Season 3

Coda: Arthur uses the lighter to light a fire.

EP22: The following two exchanges -

As Arthur enters the washroom to bathe:

(The door shuts behind him. Arthur searches through his pockets.)

YELLOW: What are you searching for?  ARTHUR: Our lighter. YELLOW: You have a lighter?  ARTHUR: Of course, don’t you … you saw it.  YELLOW: No. ARTHUR:  You must’ve, you said – (NB: Reference to Yellow saying ‘This Too Shall Pass’ at end of EP21.) YELLOW: I didn’t see your lighter, Arthur.  ARTHUR: Fine, must be in the bag. Any way to light the stove? We need to heat the water. It’s freezing in here.

After Arthur sees Uncle rummaging through his room:

ARTHUR: Oh. Um. (He starts to speak, in the same cadence as Kayne’s original rhyme. The main theme starts to play.) The glass, the stone, the mask, the books, the tooth, the coin, the wallet and … (Normal cadence) Some hooks. Um, the shaving kit, and my … uh, lighter should be in here, somewhere. YELLOW: What lighter? ARTHUR: The lighter, you – I used it... oh! (He flicks the lighter.) YELLOW: What?  ARTHUR: Oh, it’s here, in my – in my … in my jacket. W-Wait! Didn’t I just…?

EP23: Yellow tells Arthur to pull out the lighter to illuminate their way in the estate. Arthur refuses.

EP24: In the mine, John asks Arthur where his lighter is. He finds it in his jacket again. He lights a lamp.

EP25: Arthur lights a torch with the lighter. 

[plooshai]

the dead of the dreamsmp

[Image ID: A drawing of TommyInnit, JSchlatt, Slimecicle, Ranboo_Beloved, Jack Manifold, Wilbur Soot and Mexican Dream from the DreamSMP. They are each portrayed in a section on a cracked mirror.]

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

WTTT Characters of Color

i originally was going to do this just for myself to have a list for future fanfic purposes but I decided why not post it to Tumblr that why I can have a list for myself and for everyone else 

Disclaimer: This should really be titled WTTT ethnic and racial minorities characters but i’m too lazy to change it. And deciding who are people of color, who are considered ethnic minorities, is a fluid geographically dependent loaded question that have complex nuanced answers that scholars will forever debate about and that you will not a clean cut answer to on Tumblr dot com on a post by an accountant who stans a sketch comedy show. But without further ado, the list.

Note: The characters of color/characters of ethnic minorities can be divided into two categories- the character is explicitly stated to be non-white or the person who plays them is an minority. Only canon identities will be included in this list so as much as I love and will defend for the rest of time Black!Ilithiya and Sephardi!New York City, those are not canon identities and as such are absent from this list. 

1. Atlanta (Georgia Demonyms)

2. Navajo Nation (New Mexico Joins The Table)

3. Miami (Table News: Weather, Strikes, Zebras, and Victory!) 

4. FAA 

5. Pilots’ Union

6. Southwest Airlines 

7. Department of Education 

8. FBI 

9. Hawai’i 

10. Puerto Rico 

[ravenhilarious]

on a more serious note

I am about to get sick of anti-vegans

(well I have been for a while but I have tried to be more nice about it and that apparently didn’t work)

years ago, I was more open about my opinions on animal oppression

but since I gained followers, since I became a bigger blog, I have been a little afraid of speaking up about it, because of the backlash I saw the more vocal vegans getting

the violence threats, the anon hate, the death baits

the baseless accusations and strawmen 

I did not want to gain the same treatment, but simply stating that I am vegan and care about animals can be bad enough for some

[3amsnek]

does anyone else have a constellation or two they have an extreme emotional attachment to or is this just me? Cassiopeia my absolute beloved

[hopefully the first of a series, I’m planning to make lil dragons for all the zodiacal constellations & a handful of other ones]

Click for better quality

Reblogs > likes, please don’t like if you don’t rb

[gumidols]

So uh um. hi mutuals. without context this just looks like you guys trying to kill me with rainbow gay lasers

[gvzel]

PELIN ULUKSAR   |   1.03 ﹣ Benim Hayatim 

[wastelesscrafts]

Fast fashion and standardised sizing (Clotheshorse podcast)

I know I've spoken about the podcast Clotheshorse before, but I'm still working my way through it and wanted to share two specific episodes with you all:

Episode 21: More Bad Rompers, 5-7-9, and So Much Disappointment: Sizing with Meredith (part I)

Episode 22: Fruits, Faux Fur, and Fit Models: Sizing with Meredith (part II)

These two episodes contain an interview with Meredith Petro, an expert on sizing and fit. She discusses why sizing can vary so much between brands and even garments within the same brand, why sizing is so limited in fast fashion, and the effects of fatphobia on the fashion industry.

Note that these episodes may be triggering for people who struggle with eating disorders, or for whom fatphobia is a trigger.

Unfortunately I couldn't find transcripts for these episodes. If anyone does, please send them my way and I'll add them to this post.