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quit your day job, join me and @firefinding's avatar au
#❄*:·. « ooc. »#water bender gray who is just stubborn as hell and only really bends ice#let him be a piece of shit
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FELLOW HONEST SHAKES
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst playful land#I TOLD MYSELF NOT TO FALL FOR ANOTHER EUROPEAN MF#LET ALONE HE'S A FOX#IF HE ENDS UP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT I AM DONE FOR#HE'S SO ..SO... MISCHIEVOUS LOOKING I WANNA PISS HIM OFF#FIGHT AND DEFY HIM Y'KNOW??????#is his name really fellow honest#WHATEVER WITH HIM AND ACE IN THE SAME ROOM I CAN TAKE THEM#ORANGE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (IT IS NOT)#GOOD LOOOOOOOIRF it's 4am#fuck that damn smirk I WANNA PULL YOUR EARS#i need sleep but my mind is running wITH ALL THESE CIRCUS POSSIBILITIES AND#WHAT THIS MAN CAN DO#I KNOW YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOUR OG CHARACTER DID TO PINOCCHIO BUDDY#GRINDING MY TEETH ON HIS TAIL
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star trek as a concept is completely sexless. it is utterly devoid of sex. not one drop of convincing sexual tension has ever graced the screen on any star trek show. the weird unintentionally homoerotic psychosexual mind game shit on the other hand,
#star trek#qcard#quodo#garashir#sisko and his dumb rogues gallery. collecting evil men like bugs#deyoun. or so i’ve heard.#intendant kira#<- she’s an exception her gay mind game shit was VERY intentionally written#nevertheless she had that shit on point#there’s probably more in shows i haven’t seen but the fact that i can confidently list 3 is saying something#ds9#tng#suggestive#i think it’s because Society#dictating what romance plots Should Look Like#so they all end up sucking ass#but the moment a relationship isn’t defined by the standard of ‘oh#they’re gonna get together or something’#we get the most insane shit#because they’re writing with pure chemistry in mind not Heterosexuality#this is why queerbaiting needs to come back (SLASH JAY)#bc now ALL couples are written with Couple Shit in mind. and it gets boring#‘if i’d known that sooner i would have appeared as a female’#‘i drop by quarks at random intervals throughout the day just to let him know i’m thinking about him’#‘when you die i’m going to buy your vacuum sealed corpse pieces and put it on a pedestal in my office’#garashir shoulder event#do you hear yourself right now#do you SEE yourself
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this is their dynamic to me
#qsmp philza#enderking#my art#philza#none of that woe is me. let him be the piece of shit he is with any figure of power.
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Sanji a stronger man than me because if I was him I'd tease the fuck out of fruit ninja
#watch me gatekeep the plate like 'not until you admit I saved you 😗'#'admit you like the food I make and maybe MAYBE I'll let you have seconds'#I'd be so annoying#also sanji you little shit you're bickering with him WHILE refilling his plate regardless? bro#ZOSAN#zosan#my keyboard auto capitalized the first one lmao#one piece live action#one piece#zoro#roronoa zoro#one piece sanji#sanji vinsmoke#sanji#zoro x sanji
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Mihawk is such a capricious dude, oh my god. The only dude you know who is always itching for a fight but only ever a specific kind of fight so he goes out of his way to take the path of least resistance for everything else.
Like he would rather leave than fight Don krieg, Sail away than decimate the marines, live in peace instead of challenging the other emperors for the one piece. And when they do he’d rather follow buggy’s idea of just being smarter about how they go about it instead of brute forcing it like the rest. He is constantly leaving fights but then a swordsman of mild repute and an interesting technique engages him in a battle and suddenly you have his whole attention. Like with vista it was obvious that he could have just cleared him like he did everyone else but he’d never seen the flower sword techinque and by god was he going to miss this chance. And so he engages him in what is essentially a spare.
Because Mans isn’t looking for a fight, instead, like a middle aged director of a short indie film, he’s chasing a feeling.
He wants to feel like his 19 year old self did when he was strong but there were people stronger. When there were still obstacles to overcome limits to exceed. When the world was large and exciting and he wasn’t just waiting for it to catch up with him. When he could look at Shanks as the person he is instead of the person he could have been.
He wants to look at Shanks and not see visions of a grinning red haired boy with 2 arms and a strawhat laughing in the dirt and asking for “just one more round Hawky I swear I’ll beat you this time”
But there is nowhere Mihawk can run that that boy won’t haunt him.
#ladies and gentlemen this is what we in the business call; suffering from success#what a cruel cruel capricious man#he’s more than a little excited when a certain green haired boy barges in and starts shaking shit up#suddenly he can lay that red haired boy to sleep and face Shanks as the man he is#Mihawk really isn’t concerned with anything not about swordsmanship#except your interesting or powerful enough like Luffy or whitebeard#he’s such a child I hate him 😭.#because dude will tals such a serious game about not letting foxy get away and then let Vista distract him#like my guy really can’t do anything else but let cool swordsmanship enchant him#Mihawk at heart is just a short indie film director#love him#mishanks#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#op#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#shanks#akataka#opla#mihawk x shanks
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Every time I see someone earnestly say that Carver hates Hawke, I have to exercise such restraint to not scream.
Every day I get closer to writing a deep dive about him because that's my guy. He's so interesting. He feels so much. He tries so hard when talking to the other companions and some of the dynamics he has with them are so good. He can be so fucking funny and sweet and awkward. He so badly wants to be wanted and appreciated and to protect everyone he loves.
Carver Hawke, they could never make me hate you.
#da2#carver hawke#i may have stumbled across someone complaining about how mean carver is to hawke and the companions and i just... huh??#whattya mean?? first of all if you're upset about companions being jerks to each other then boy do i have bad news for you#about the other companions--if you want 'mean' then put anders merrill and fenris in a party together#hell if you wanna see 'mean' then look through aveline's companion dialogue--she straight up calls merrill stupid to her face#and secondly carver is not MEAN... the only companion he's hostile toward is anders and that makes sense#and don't get me started on carver and hawke he does NOT hate hawke even if he's a templar and at full rivalry#hawke can be the worst piece of shit to him. max out his rivalry. leave him behind where he becomes a templar.#just say the worst shit to him and he will never betray you. he will never agree to kill hawke for meredith. ever.#but reminder that a warrior/rogue hawke has an option to let circle bethany die when siding with the templars#JUST SAYING#one day y'all.... one day i'm gonna write it and then what? WHAT THEN??#also yes... I'm replaying da2 now. i'm still in act 1 so i have hawke siblings on the brain so...#apologies in advance for not shutting up about them
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college roommates davekat where dave comes out to karkat bc he trusts him and karkat responds as you would expect
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#dave who only recently accepted hes not 100% straight and avoided anything pride-related bc he knew bro would somehow find out and beat him#thinks the pride parade is every day in the month of june and can be spotted from their residential neighbourhood.#hes just like lets go dude lets go see all the gay shit and its just a granny walking her dog#also karkat knows dave admitting this is a big deal and nerve-racking so he immediately lightens the mood by being a piece of shit#as per the bro code#homestuck#davekat#dave strider#karkat vantas#hsfanart#my art
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It’s just now hitting me that when Jimmy leaves the mouth of post crash Curly’s head in that bizzaro hallucination sequence it is symbolic of him as the parasitic tongue eating louse needing to leave the host after it has died.
The head is missing Curly’s eye likely representing that blind spot Curly had for Jimmy along with the last bit of Curly that Jimmy could feed off of and impose himself through is truly gone now, a realization that likely is another reason Jimmy broke down so quickly after the feast.
He no longer could hide beside the perception of Curly and now all his words and actions, at least in that moment, were all his own with no way else to spin the blame. He tried to feed his host itself, cause feeding off of him worked for Jimmy not understanding or admitting he’s eaten too much himself.
#so like uhm he had to leave his host because he effectively starved it out but Jimmy refuses to let go#so it’s like a parasite trying to keep its host alive by biting off another piece of its body to spit back in its mouth while still saving#some of that bite for itself and I only just realized cause no one ever specifically points out that section of the force feeding sequence#like the lead up of Jimmy coming out of his mouth and throat and Curly’s socket being empty#he’s not there he can’t see Jimmy anymore not for the person he is or became to him after the crash and right before it#but i dunno im pulling this shit from my ass#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#captain curly#Denied Ouroboros cause he already ate the snakes tail#tho curly isn’t really a snake but you get the concept outside of that analogy
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ive been seeing a lot of mermaid zoros lately and i like him and i think that silly octopus that he let cling to him in the jaya arc should be his little-mermaid-flounder-sidekick friend
#wtf... art#these panels are so cute im gonna be sick#like he takes off the barrel and it just climbs up onto his shoulders and he just lets it chill? i should kill you. i NEED to kill you#i love when people draw him with a bunch of scars from all the shit hes dealt with over the course of the series#but i usually dont like doing the same bc i dont like being consistent nor do i like actually going back and analyzing every injury he gets#so i just wont ^_^ whered he get that from? who knows. and you can be certain that i am NOT drawing his scars the same the next time#as a Monster/non-human Biology Enthusiast his tail definitely needs to be bigger than this for Proper Mermaid Anatomy but whatever#roronoa zoro#one piece fanart#one piece zoro#zoro
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People are so boring about classic literature sometimes. Like I know it’s cool to be critical of men in books from the 19th century or whatever but it just leads to ripping out all of the nuance in favor of “Uh all of the Brontë men were evil and abusive and that’s all there is to those characters.” Say something interesting. I’m begging you
#yes this is about a class I’m in. what of it#There is a scene in Jane Eyre where Jane approached Rochester to ask him for leave for a few weeks to see her sick aunt#and he protests and makes a fuss out of it and he gives her a bunch of money and then takes it back and gives her less than he owes her#and if you read it in the strictest and least charitable fashion then you could say that Mr Rochester is an evil piece of shit who won’t#let Jane out of his sight and doesn’t give her what she’s due#but if you actually read it in the context of the book it’s so obvious that he’s joking around with her#and she’s ribbing him back in that same scene#because when you start out with the idea the Mr Rochester is an irredeemable monster and therefore everything he does is suspicious#you miss out on the very obvious fact that he and Jane are best friends! Their personalities gel perfectly#which is why they become so infatuated with each other#Saying ‘well Rochester didn’t give her all her money so he’s clearly manipulating and abusing Jane in this scene :(’#is such an awful boring take that ignores what Charlotte spent hundreds of pages doing with these characters!#try having reading comprehension how about that#wuthering heights#jane eyre#the tenant of wildfell hall
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so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi prime defenders spoilers#jrwi pd spoilers#jrwi pd#william wisp#vyncent sol#THIS ONE IS FUUUUCKIN OOOOOLLDD RAAAHHHHH i made it like. a year ago. but didnt finish it for so so long bc i just wasnt happy w it.#BUT LIKE A CENTURY EGG the decades of being encased in salt n lime n ash have done WELL to bring out the flavores of this piece#i sorta recently cleaned it up and posted it onto twitty. didnt tag it bc it was SO OLD AND SCUFFED(i see so many MISTAKES NOW)#that i didnt want to expose it to the open air just like that#if i show smth to my small circles then it shall only be understood in those small circles.#open air and open interpretation from minds i cannot predict are NOT something i enjoy the thought of. usually. i am brave tho#BUT EVERYONE ON TWITTY WAS SO NICEEE i was like damn... i guess it IS good enough to be enjoyed by the masses...#lets work on being nicer to our art together. THAT BEING SAID. i really love my colors here HELL YEAHHHH#FIRST TIME IN A WHILE COLORIN THESE BOYS.... i dont use proper color enough..I ALSO RLY LIKE MY BACKGROUNDS HERE#i LOVE when the bg is hyperrealistic (i frankestiened stock photos) and when the subjects are all flat colored n cartoony#recently rewatched Making Fiends and they do that similar thing!! soft shading! lotsa details! almost painted? ill paint one day#ive already rambled so much abt the art im runnin out of ROOm to ramble about WWWIILLIAM GODDAMN WWIIIISP. its been a minute since i saw-#-this episode..but i DO remember the funny smoke trick that will did to his funny brother. EVERYTIME U GIVE AN ORDER. THAT BRINGS HARM-#-INDIRECTLY OR NOT. YOU WILL HEAR THOSE SCREAMS. YOU WILL FEEL THAT PAIN. OHHH WHAT A COOL PUNISHMENT THAT IS#its still an olive branch in a sense! a final chance for big bro bell to show that hes NOT an irrideemable piece o shit. and if not#well. to the wolves of psychosis with him!!! i really think william did the best he could here. if i was in his shoes i have no doubt i-#-woulda done the same. IM ALSO GLAD THAT VYN DECIDED TO STICK AROUND N SUPPORT HIM! thas character development baybe!!#i loooove prime defenders.. its been so long since i watched any eps of it but i KNOW it still has such a grip on my heart..GOTTA rewatch i
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ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers
#robin does it bcz she thinks everything he does is amusing#brook opperates on the same vein but also knows he cant stop luffy#franky opperates on this is what he deserves and also knowing damn well he cant stop luffy even if he tried to#jimbei actively thinks luffy deserves the best and only the best#like hell stop luffy from doing absolutely insane crazy ass shit thatll get him killed for sure but like everything else is fair game#thinking abt the scene where bege was like we need to focus on the plan he cant be asleep and jimbei was like he needs his rest 🤨🤨#hes just a boy and hes sleepy let luffy rest ill wake him up 🤨🤨🤨#also that scene in dressrosa when franky was like luffy you can join the torunament ONLY if you hide ur identity promise me that#anyways i love them#nico robin#jimbei#jinbei#jinbe#franky#soul king brook#brook one piece#one piece#frobin#jinbrook#jimbrook#ill be so honest guys idk what the others ship names are im sorry#paradise polycule
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after a real argument, a true misunderstanding that lacked the theatrical yelling and the kicking and slashing that often characterized their play fights, zoro and sanji leave to simmer in solitude. it’s easy to forget their anger, easier to forgive each other- harder to forgive themselves.
they’re both self-sacrificing and so self-critical, they’re disappointed and angry at themselves for the things they said, the way they behaved, the love they felt but failed to show. zoro makes his own food, feeling bad about desecrating sanji’s space but knowing he’d feel worse to assume that he still deserved sanji’s cooking- his thoughtfulness and his time. sanji sleeps on a couch, in a corner far away from their bedroom where there was no comforter, no warmth, no zoro, no love. the chill takes him to a place in his life confined by stone walls, and the punishment soothes him.
but they notice. and it hurts.
sanji puts away the sorry, microwaveable meal zoro had prepared for himself and cooks something kind and hearty, making sure to include all of zoro’s favorites. he packs it into tupperware so the love doesn’t leak out too much, staying nice and warm until whenever zoro feels hungry. he leaves a note and places it on the counter, removing himself from the scene. ‘eat properly, my marimo.’ when zoro eventually stumbles upon it, he sits at the counter, brows furrowed and chest aching as he takes his time to savor each bite, hoping that he’ll take long enough that he’ll be there when sanji next visits the kitchen.
at night zoro finds sanji on the ratty couch, trembling slightly from the cold but nonetheless sleeping. he shifts him, not-so-subtly prodding him around to make room for himself. sanji is roused from slumber, feeling how the cushions dip under zoro’s weight as he settles next to him, how his muscled arms wrap tightly around him and tuck him close. zoro buries his face in his neck and his broad figure shields him from the chill, protecting him from the emptiness of the room- his makeshift prison. ‘let’s move to the bed, dartbrow,’ he mumbles, and sanji fights tears as he nods, hand shifting to clasp around zoro’s and squeezing.
#zosan#one piece#suyothinks#inspired by a tiktok i saw where someone got into an argument with her husband and although she usually makes and packs his lunch#he packed his own thinking she wouldn’t#and it was all chips and instant ramen#she didn’t want him to think he was unloved or let him go hungry so she made him food like she always did#and it hurt me so bad bru#shit was sanjicore#made me think about how zosan would be like after a fight#they love each other too much to allow the other to believe otherwise
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Cutely drops Barrierfall angst in your lap like a cat leaving you a dead bird (:
Teehee 🤭
#art#my art#undertale#sans#sans au#papyrus#papyrus au#utmv#undertale au#barrierfall#barrierfall sans#barrierfall papyrus#let papyrus be an irredeemable piece of shit#angst#sans angst#papyrus angst#skelebros angst#animation#animatic#au lore#my sans au#my papyrus au#my undertale au#I hate Barrierfall paps with a passion#also feel really bad for him cause I’m a sucker for writing tragic villains#sans can’t talk shit he also goes on a murder rampage later
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My god I love you bitch
#THATS MY SON!!! THATS HIM#thank you sonic prime for letting him be a bitch#piece of shit#shadow the hedgehog#sonic prime spoilers#fetti talks#sonic prime#sonic posting
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