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quit your day job, join me and @firefinding's avatar au
#❄*:��. « ooc. »#water bender gray who is just stubborn as hell and only really bends ice#let him be a piece of shit
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FELLOW HONEST SHAKES
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst playful land#I TOLD MYSELF NOT TO FALL FOR ANOTHER EUROPEAN MF#LET ALONE HE'S A FOX#IF HE ENDS UP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT I AM DONE FOR#HE'S SO ..SO... MISCHIEVOUS LOOKING I WANNA PISS HIM OFF#FIGHT AND DEFY HIM Y'KNOW??????#is his name really fellow honest#WHATEVER WITH HIM AND ACE IN THE SAME ROOM I CAN TAKE THEM#ORANGE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (IT IS NOT)#GOOD LOOOOOOOIRF it's 4am#fuck that damn smirk I WANNA PULL YOUR EARS#i need sleep but my mind is running wITH ALL THESE CIRCUS POSSIBILITIES AND#WHAT THIS MAN CAN DO#I KNOW YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOUR OG CHARACTER DID TO PINOCCHIO BUDDY#GRINDING MY TEETH ON HIS TAIL
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star trek as a concept is completely sexless. it is utterly devoid of sex. not one drop of convincing sexual tension has ever graced the screen on any star trek show. the weird unintentionally homoerotic psychosexual mind game shit on the other hand,
#star trek#qcard#quodo#garashir#sisko and his dumb rogues gallery. collecting evil men like bugs#deyoun. or so i’ve heard.#intendant kira#<- she’s an exception her gay mind game shit was VERY intentionally written#nevertheless she had that shit on point#there’s probably more in shows i haven’t seen but the fact that i can confidently list 3 is saying something#ds9#tng#suggestive#i think it’s because Society#dictating what romance plots Should Look Like#so they all end up sucking ass#but the moment a relationship isn’t defined by the standard of ‘oh#they’re gonna get together or something’#we get the most insane shit#because they’re writing with pure chemistry in mind not Heterosexuality#this is why queerbaiting needs to come back (SLASH JAY)#bc now ALL couples are written with Couple Shit in mind. and it gets boring#‘if i’d known that sooner i would have appeared as a female’#‘i drop by quarks at random intervals throughout the day just to let him know i’m thinking about him’#‘when you die i’m going to buy your vacuum sealed corpse pieces and put it on a pedestal in my office’#garashir shoulder event#do you hear yourself right now#do you SEE yourself
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this is their dynamic to me
#qsmp philza#enderking#my art#philza#none of that woe is me. let him be the piece of shit he is with any figure of power.
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Sanji a stronger man than me because if I was him I'd tease the fuck out of fruit ninja
#watch me gatekeep the plate like 'not until you admit I saved you 😗'#'admit you like the food I make and maybe MAYBE I'll let you have seconds'#I'd be so annoying#also sanji you little shit you're bickering with him WHILE refilling his plate regardless? bro#ZOSAN#zosan#my keyboard auto capitalized the first one lmao#one piece live action#one piece#zoro#roronoa zoro#one piece sanji#sanji vinsmoke#sanji#zoro x sanji
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Mihawk is such a capricious dude, oh my god. The only dude you know who is always itching for a fight but only ever a specific kind of fight so he goes out of his way to take the path of least resistance for everything else.
Like he would rather leave than fight Don krieg, Sail away than decimate the marines, live in peace instead of challenging the other emperors for the one piece. And when they do he’d rather follow buggy’s idea of just being smarter about how they go about it instead of brute forcing it like the rest. He is constantly leaving fights but then a swordsman of mild repute and an interesting technique engages him in a battle and suddenly you have his whole attention. Like with vista it was obvious that he could have just cleared him like he did everyone else but he’d never seen the flower sword techinque and by god was he going to miss this chance. And so he engages him in what is essentially a spare.
Because Mans isn’t looking for a fight, instead, like a middle aged director of a short indie film, he’s chasing a feeling.
He wants to feel like his 19 year old self did when he was strong but there were people stronger. When there were still obstacles to overcome limits to exceed. When the world was large and exciting and he wasn’t just waiting for it to catch up with him. When he could look at Shanks as the person he is instead of the person he could have been.
He wants to look at Shanks and not see visions of a grinning red haired boy with 2 arms and a strawhat laughing in the dirt and asking for “just one more round Hawky I swear I’ll beat you this time”
But there is nowhere Mihawk can run that that boy won’t haunt him.
#ladies and gentlemen this is what we in the business call; suffering from success#what a cruel cruel capricious man#he’s more than a little excited when a certain green haired boy barges in and starts shaking shit up#suddenly he can lay that red haired boy to sleep and face Shanks as the man he is#Mihawk really isn’t concerned with anything not about swordsmanship#except your interesting or powerful enough like Luffy or whitebeard#he’s such a child I hate him 😭.#because dude will tals such a serious game about not letting foxy get away and then let Vista distract him#like my guy really can’t do anything else but let cool swordsmanship enchant him#Mihawk at heart is just a short indie film director#love him#mishanks#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#op#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#shanks#akataka#opla#mihawk x shanks
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| blue skies, warm sunshine, green grass underneath your feet, beautiful girls, good wine, good people, and a fine steed underneath your backside.
#sir radzig kobyla#henry of skalitz#kingdom come deliverance 2#kcd2 spoilers#kingdom come deliverance#i just wanted an excuse to gif radzig swinging the sword ok i'm weak#my stuff#edit: I'M SPREADING RADZIG PROPAGANDA i'm sick and tired of people giving him shit about abandoning henry#“abandoning” i should say#allow me to rebuttal..... what a load of crock#you guys realize he was THE royal hetman of king wenceslaus#he couldn't just raise a bastard even if he wanted to#he's a noble and henry's mother was a commoner#there is no way any which way henry “wins”#he's a bastard if radzig raises him#henry's mother and martin being together and raising henry was the best possible outcome#and radzig didn't just up and abandon henry#he was the burgrave of skalitz and henry's family lived right outside of the castle#yes blacksmiths probably made decent money#but they had a nice decently large piece of land and a decent house#radzig probably gave them some amount of money#on top of that he knew henry's name from the start#he wanted henry to go with him to rattay and when he didn't he made divish promise he wouldn't let henry out of talmberg#imho radzig did everything he could to take care of henry and his mother from a distance as a nobleman to a commoner and their son#a noble much less the royal hetman cannot just walk away from his post nor could he raise a bastard himself#he never denied henry once and sure he didn't “act” like a father as people say once henry found out#but you try and be a first time father to not a baby or toddler but suddenly you have a 20 year old son#when henry found out he never denied being his father he allowed henry to get away with a lot actually#henry demanding to be in radzig's service he could've gotten into so much trouble acting like that but he didn't#and in the end esp at the end of kcd2 you can see their relationship develop to even joking about henry seeing kat
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Every time I see someone earnestly say that Carver hates Hawke, I have to exercise such restraint to not scream.
Every day I get closer to writing a deep dive about him because that's my guy. He's so interesting. He feels so much. He tries so hard when talking to the other companions and some of the dynamics he has with them are so good. He can be so fucking funny and sweet and awkward. He so badly wants to be wanted and appreciated and to protect everyone he loves.
Carver Hawke, they could never make me hate you.
#da2#carver hawke#i may have stumbled across someone complaining about how mean carver is to hawke and the companions and i just... huh??#whattya mean?? first of all if you're upset about companions being jerks to each other then boy do i have bad news for you#about the other companions--if you want 'mean' then put anders merrill and fenris in a party together#hell if you wanna see 'mean' then look through aveline's companion dialogue--she straight up calls merrill stupid to her face#and secondly carver is not MEAN... the only companion he's hostile toward is anders and that makes sense#and don't get me started on carver and hawke he does NOT hate hawke even if he's a templar and at full rivalry#hawke can be the worst piece of shit to him. max out his rivalry. leave him behind where he becomes a templar.#just say the worst shit to him and he will never betray you. he will never agree to kill hawke for meredith. ever.#but reminder that a warrior/rogue hawke has an option to let circle bethany die when siding with the templars#JUST SAYING#one day y'all.... one day i'm gonna write it and then what? WHAT THEN??#also yes... I'm replaying da2 now. i'm still in act 1 so i have hawke siblings on the brain so...#apologies in advance for not shutting up about them
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college roommates davekat where dave comes out to karkat bc he trusts him and karkat responds as you would expect
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#dave who only recently accepted hes not 100% straight and avoided anything pride-related bc he knew bro would somehow find out and beat him#thinks the pride parade is every day in the month of june and can be spotted from their residential neighbourhood.#hes just like lets go dude lets go see all the gay shit and its just a granny walking her dog#also karkat knows dave admitting this is a big deal and nerve-racking so he immediately lightens the mood by being a piece of shit#as per the bro code#homestuck#davekat#dave strider#karkat vantas#hsfanart#my art
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It’s just now hitting me that when Jimmy leaves the mouth of post crash Curly’s head in that bizzaro hallucination sequence it is symbolic of him as the parasitic tongue eating louse needing to leave the host after it has died.
The head is missing Curly’s eye likely representing that blind spot Curly had for Jimmy along with the last bit of Curly that Jimmy could feed off of and impose himself through is truly gone now, a realization that likely is another reason Jimmy broke down so quickly after the feast.
He no longer could hide beside the perception of Curly and now all his words and actions, at least in that moment, were all his own with no way else to spin the blame. He tried to feed his host itself, cause feeding off of him worked for Jimmy not understanding or admitting he’s eaten too much himself.
#so like uhm he had to leave his host because he effectively starved it out but Jimmy refuses to let go#so it’s like a parasite trying to keep its host alive by biting off another piece of its body to spit back in its mouth while still saving#some of that bite for itself and I only just realized cause no one ever specifically points out that section of the force feeding sequence#like the lead up of Jimmy coming out of his mouth and throat and Curly’s socket being empty#he’s not there he can’t see Jimmy anymore not for the person he is or became to him after the crash and right before it#but i dunno im pulling this shit from my ass#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#captain curly#Denied Ouroboros cause he already ate the snakes tail#tho curly isn’t really a snake but you get the concept outside of that analogy
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so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi prime defenders spoilers#jrwi pd spoilers#jrwi pd#william wisp#vyncent sol#THIS ONE IS FUUUUCKIN OOOOOLLDD RAAAHHHHH i made it like. a year ago. but didnt finish it for so so long bc i just wasnt happy w it.#BUT LIKE A CENTURY EGG the decades of being encased in salt n lime n ash have done WELL to bring out the flavores of this piece#i sorta recently cleaned it up and posted it onto twitty. didnt tag it bc it was SO OLD AND SCUFFED(i see so many MISTAKES NOW)#that i didnt want to expose it to the open air just like that#if i show smth to my small circles then it shall only be understood in those small circles.#open air and open interpretation from minds i cannot predict are NOT something i enjoy the thought of. usually. i am brave tho#BUT EVERYONE ON TWITTY WAS SO NICEEE i was like damn... i guess it IS good enough to be enjoyed by the masses...#lets work on being nicer to our art together. THAT BEING SAID. i really love my colors here HELL YEAHHHH#FIRST TIME IN A WHILE COLORIN THESE BOYS.... i dont use proper color enough..I ALSO RLY LIKE MY BACKGROUNDS HERE#i LOVE when the bg is hyperrealistic (i frankestiened stock photos) and when the subjects are all flat colored n cartoony#recently rewatched Making Fiends and they do that similar thing!! soft shading! lotsa details! almost painted? ill paint one day#ive already rambled so much abt the art im runnin out of ROOm to ramble about WWWIILLIAM GODDAMN WWIIIISP. its been a minute since i saw-#-this episode..but i DO remember the funny smoke trick that will did to his funny brother. EVERYTIME U GIVE AN ORDER. THAT BRINGS HARM-#-INDIRECTLY OR NOT. YOU WILL HEAR THOSE SCREAMS. YOU WILL FEEL THAT PAIN. OHHH WHAT A COOL PUNISHMENT THAT IS#its still an olive branch in a sense! a final chance for big bro bell to show that hes NOT an irrideemable piece o shit. and if not#well. to the wolves of psychosis with him!!! i really think william did the best he could here. if i was in his shoes i have no doubt i-#-woulda done the same. IM ALSO GLAD THAT VYN DECIDED TO STICK AROUND N SUPPORT HIM! thas character development baybe!!#i loooove prime defenders.. its been so long since i watched any eps of it but i KNOW it still has such a grip on my heart..GOTTA rewatch i
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ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers
#robin does it bcz she thinks everything he does is amusing#brook opperates on the same vein but also knows he cant stop luffy#franky opperates on this is what he deserves and also knowing damn well he cant stop luffy even if he tried to#jimbei actively thinks luffy deserves the best and only the best#like hell stop luffy from doing absolutely insane crazy ass shit thatll get him killed for sure but like everything else is fair game#thinking abt the scene where bege was like we need to focus on the plan he cant be asleep and jimbei was like he needs his rest 🤨🤨#hes just a boy and hes sleepy let luffy rest ill wake him up 🤨🤨🤨#also that scene in dressrosa when franky was like luffy you can join the torunament ONLY if you hide ur identity promise me that#anyways i love them#nico robin#jimbei#jinbei#jinbe#franky#soul king brook#brook one piece#one piece#frobin#jinbrook#jimbrook#ill be so honest guys idk what the others ship names are im sorry#paradise polycule
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Cutely drops Barrierfall angst in your lap like a cat leaving you a dead bird (:
Teehee 🤭
#art#my art#undertale#sans#sans au#papyrus#papyrus au#utmv#undertale au#barrierfall#barrierfall sans#barrierfall papyrus#let papyrus be an irredeemable piece of shit#angst#sans angst#papyrus angst#skelebros angst#animation#animatic#au lore#my sans au#my papyrus au#my undertale au#I hate Barrierfall paps with a passion#also feel really bad for him cause I’m a sucker for writing tragic villains#sans can’t talk shit he also goes on a murder rampage later
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My god I love you bitch
#THATS MY SON!!! THATS HIM#thank you sonic prime for letting him be a bitch#piece of shit#shadow the hedgehog#sonic prime spoilers#fetti talks#sonic prime#sonic posting
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Hehe this man is broken and severely emotionally distressed. Silly lovable guy but given self esteem issues because of the crushing weight of perfectionism. Not so funny if you think about it too long. But at least on the upside he cries pretty :))
No but seriously for all those who relate to Mr. Puzzles just want you to know your accomplishments alone do not define your value and worth as a person. Even when you’re a messy work in progress, you are loved and appreciated more than you may recognize. Thank you for being here. Don’t get me wrong it’s good to be idealistic and set goals, but don’t undermine yourself if you don’t get that perfect score….or if you start to fall behind compared to everyone else. Everyone goes through those moments of doubt or perceived failure. We need to fail every once in a while. And that’s okay
…a-anyways funny goofy dramatic TV guy we love him so much so silly so slay he lives in my head rent free yipeee. This animation is dedicated to him because if anyone in the cast deserved a feature length film it was definitely him, and he sure took up the spotlight in Puzzlevison and absolutely owned it. I’m excited for his future endeavors ✨
#someone please how did I make this in two days wh-#wow wow wow what’s going on here how did I do that this is scary super powers being unlocked right now#Mr. Puzzles hyperfixation give me strength and motivation to get shit done I guess??? yay???#like holy shit I’m so productive in my art all the sudden whats this feeling of dopamine and happiness-#WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DEPRESSION WHERE’D IT GO#sir really stepped into my brain and yeeted my depression saying ‘looks like you won’t be needing that anymore’#and now he things he can just puppeteer me around to make countless art pieces in his image and honor??#he’s using me as his pawn to spread his glorious face around the internet HELP jksjksp#no actally don’t it’s very comfortable and freeing here I love letting my silly fixations go rampant <3#I don’t even need to think about what I want to do art stuff just happens naturally#CHEERS TO FICTIONAL MEN YIPEEE#wow he’s so mentally ill just like me fr /j#also now I’m staring to guilt trip myself because I feel bad watching him cry even though I’M THE ONE WHO ANIMATED IT WHYYYY#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles animation#smg4 mr puzzles animation#mr puzzles smg4 animation#sad mr puzzles#mr. puzzles crying animation#smg4 mr puzzles#mr. puzzles smg4
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I saw it in your tag game post that you're also fond of the Apollo-Heracles conflict 👀 for a myth that appears in only a couple of sources, it sure has a lot of presence in the vase paintings (no seriously, everytime I think I've seen the last of it, I find ten more)
SO do you have any favorites among the paintings that represent this story??
OMG OMG THIS ASK IS A GIFT. IT IS A GIFT THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT THIS
I also think it's extremely interesting that it's a story so popularly portrayed by vase paintings and in such a variety of ways!! It's certainly one of the stories that gets left out of written compilation of Heracles' legend a bit (which is a shame, I think it's a fantastic story) but Apollo had a very peculiar relationship with Heracles in general that I just kind of find amazing (and very, very funny).
Apollo is not a god with any legitimate grudge against Heracles, but he does argue with the mortal a bit like he argues with his favourite brothers 😂Part of why I love the story of Apollo and Heracles fighting over the tripod so much is that it is such a little brother thing for Heracles to be upset with the proclamation his elder brother has given him and so, he throws a great fit, taking up the chair and declaring that he'll just give himself a better prophecy! And Apollo, instead of being a marginally professional big brother, decides to fight him for it until their father has to break up their cat-fight. Like was that not just the plot of the Homeric Hymn to Hermes? Is this not exactly how Apollo treated Hermes when he was a child and now those two are inseparable? 💀
Because of this, my favourite vase paintings tend to be the ones that highlight the personal squabbling between Apollo and Heracles the most. There are some very elaborate ones that have the full host of them - Athena, Heracles, Apollo, Artemis, usually a dog and a doe, I've even seen a couple that had birds and plants etched on them, but the simplest ones that show Heracles about to bonk Apollo with his club out of frustration or depict Heracles nyooming away from Apollo while Apollo (presumably) yells curses about how he's going to fling Heracles head first into Tartarus for daring to take his things? Yeah, those are the premium big brother/little brother things I'm looking for.
(Photo. Marie-Lan Ngyuen)
(Photo. Museo Claudio Faina)
Also the one in the Theoi.com archives is a real classic - perfect energy.
#ginger answers asks#Thank you SO much for letting me talk about this even a little it always makes me smile#Despite their disputes - if you ask me Apollo was quite fond of Heracles#And I think a big part of why I ultimately come to that conclusion is that Apollo never hinders Heracles or withholds blessings from him#He simply calls him a bitch every time he sees him and then makes his life marginally more inconvenient#like any good older brother let's be so fr#It's extremely charming to see him so playful with a mortal he's not in love with/that is not his son#Other moments of Apollo teasing Heracles includes him trying to convince Artemis not to let Heracles catch her doe when he comes#to fulfill that particular labour (again he doesn't actually try to stop it he just puts up a bit of a fuss about it)#and perhaps another of my all time favourites#Personally luring Heracles into Admetus' house so Heracles can wrestle Thanatos while Apollo rescues Alcestis#I DO NOT KNOW WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE LUNACY OF APOLLO'S ADMETUS/ALCESTIS PRESERVATION PLAN#He really said “No yeah I know a guy don't worry about Death Incarnate” and then Heracles shows up at Admetus' door like this is a sitcom#The laugh track that plays in my mind every time Admetus opens that door sees Heracles and then looks back at the disguised Apollo like#'HIM?? HERACLES?? Heracles who can break me in seven pieces with a thought Heracles???'#And Apollo just gives him a thumbs up and says “feed him well pookie <33”#Genuinely some of the funniest shit I have the pleasure of reading in greek myth#Another reason I don't think Apollo has any ill will against Heracles though is how Apollo reacts when Heracles#loses Hylas in the Argonautica#Or well some versions of the Argonautica - this is also a story that changes wildly depending on the source/compilation#But Apollo is incredibly sympathetic to Heracles' sorrow and kind of decides there and then that Heracles losing one love#should be the return of another and asks that Zeus let Heracles free Prometheus when he makes his descent into the underworld#Similarly it is Apollo who anoints Alcaeus/Alcides the name Heracles (also dependent on the myth source)#They just had a very fun relationship and it's a serious shame that it's not acknowledged more#apollo#heracles#greek mythology#(Also people do not talk about the fact that Apollo grappled with Heracles to a standstill enough actually)
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