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Forever in love with how Friends at the Table interpreted the ttrpg archetype of "bard" as an archivist who does pattern magic.
#For once this is neither from the perspective of working in the libraries/archives/museums field NOR from a deep love of mathematics used#both for the sake of beauty and also to gain a deeper understanding of the world.#Nor from my perpetual appreciation of interesting worldbuilding done with care and thinking through some implications and consequences.#Rather it's because no matter how many times people say it I don't know how ''deez-nutting a child abuser'' is supposed to be effective#let alone sexy.#Vicious mockery can be fun when you're playing a game but when you're telling a story??????????????????#personal#Sorry for being a hater. But I'm also a lover.#liveblogging stories
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Mr. Darcy Proposal #1: It is an honour and a privilege to be loved by me.
Mr. Darcy Proposal #2: It is an honour and a privilege to be loved by you.
The sexiest pronoun change in the English language.
#let me explain how lucky you are that I am unaccountably obsessed with you#pride and prejudice#mr. darcy#the first proposal is so bad#the second proposal is swoon worthy#tell me no and I'll leave you alone is the hottest sentence a man can utter#elizabeth bennet#jane austen#she knows how to make them sexy#Trying to keep my post brief so I just talk more in the tags
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saw a really cool old looking chevy truck on the road and got so turned on i almost missed my green light
#🦌#local tiny car owner thinks they could drive a truck let alone an old one#but man old trucks look so sexy
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Plein Sud leather bra with extra long front tie straps, Chantal Thomass micro-thong and self-made leather bikini with long tie straps
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kills me michael escapes the boiler room and dean amidst his panic sees sam and goes i told you! and laments how could he let sam talk him out of it why would he let sam sway him (bc he's weak) and sam looks at him teary-eyed like he just didn't wanna lose dean ...
#also bold words from dean maybe if you didn't fold right before your brother every single time#ok but i love no im obsessed with characters who are steadfast about their principles abt what they made up their mind who're so stubborn#and resolute in their decisions but then they get absolutely wrecked in the face of their loved one#them being the only one that can make them waver or hesitate and i love it even more when this is a punishment for them#you were right but you wavered for this person alone and now everything is fucked over all because you loved them too much#spn said sam is dean's weak spot and i love that it portrayed it in a negative light he's his weakness he literally brings him apart#he'll be his end bc he mustn't have any weaknesses on battlefield but he went ahead and had him and refused to let go so he'll suffer for i#it's soooo sexy this applies on sam too but more overall idk what im saying but I'm cooking#samdean#sam winchester#dean winchester#mine
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Man I might jus be vanilla
#toxic yuri this#toxic yaoi that#mf that's not romance that's a domestic violence case#watching one person emotionally manipulate or straight up abuse another person is not hot or sexy it's disquieting and deeply uncomfortable#i understand if its used to explore abusive relationships and how to avoid or overcome them but like#abuse isnt sexy just because it's gay#manipulation and torture isn't sexy just because its gay#no offense to those of you who enjoy it but i#genuinely cannot#im down for obsession but not possession#I'm down for jealousy but not straight up ownership of a person#'oh this guy regularly beats up that guy and declares his genuine hatred and disgust for him#so tsundere we all know they're actually in love'#HE KILLED HIS MF PARENTS#THEY ARE NOT IN LOVE THEIR MORALS ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF EACH OTHER'S#tHEY COULD NEVER POSSIBLY GET ALONG#LET ALONE BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP#'oh that girl is emotionally manipulating and controlling another girl and the other gurl is to blind/sad/crazy to see it'#'clearly she abuses her and controls her emotions because they're in love'#THAT'S NOT SEXY#i.L UNDERSTAND WRITING A NARRATIVE TO EXPLORE TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS BUT WHEN YOU WANT RELATIONSHIPS TO BE TOXIC IT CONCERNS AND DISCOMFORTS ME#PEOPLE WHO ONLY SHIP FOR TOXICITY SCARE ME#sorry i had to get that off my chest ive been meeting alot of people that seem enamored by abusive relationships and i dont understand it#or care for it
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So this is just a heads up to every one out there there some scammers here
@jeenygetsspun
@-cloudynites999
They both come to agreement for servicesc to be provided then get you to send partial payment then last last you hear from them for few hours then they asking for more money for flat tire or some bullshit. As nd that the only thing you are going to get out of either on of these 2 pieces of shit
#lets get high and fuck#shooting meth#girls who blow meth#sexy chick#spun alone#girl who tweak#meth fun
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top things I find extremely attractive and sexy: when a tennis player slides to take a ball or after hitting it.
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Any one around Eureka springs Arkansas
Hit me up
#spun alone#blowing smoke#girls who do dope#lets get high and fuck#smoke meth#farm girl#meth friends#ranch girls#sexy outdoors
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jess used to love halloween but after everything that happened... nope she quite frankly hates it and locks herself up in her room all day (:
#she's scared of noises and movements on normal days#let alone on halloween lol#which is sooo sad bc she was absolutely the queen of sexy fits
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KOM SÅ DADD-
Danmark... 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
#LET'S GO!!! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰#yes i'm alone in the house tonight but let me have this 😔#y'all root for yours i'll root for mine 😔😔#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#the way a man can be so sexy to the point of swaying me to learn an entire language and be obsessed with a country...#this man put a hex on me there's no way i like any male this much...#there's no way i make a fool out of myself daily over a man...
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Greg in every episode of CSI (139/328) • Post-Mortem •
#csi#greg sanders#catherine willows#sara sidle#gil grissom#nick stokes#warrick brown#there he is! my favourite white boy!#own post#mine: every episode#I have so many thoughts feelings and opinions on this episode#starting with it bugs me when nick and warrick are talking and warrick says “did it never occur to greg to just reverse and get out...#... of the alley?“ as if him or nick wouldnt have done the EXACT same thing? no way would they have just sat there and watched that gang...#... beat up some innocent guy? no way.#other thing that bothers me in that last scene where the brother is in the car WHY IS GREG JUST STANDING THERE FKN MOVE MAN OMGG#and everything else is just sad :(( the scene with Greg and Sofia is just heartbreaking “I just want to be able to sleep again”...#like please stab me that would be less painful I swear#and when Grissom tells him he did a good job his sigh of relief like god man it hurts#i take back what I said about showing him in a “dark place” like he says in the reboot I dont think I'd watch s7 if they had done that...#... it still would have been good though#oh AND the scene where the judge asks him about the wine.... theres something about the way Greg answers idk is kinda hot?? just the way...#... he shuts everyone down like “Alcohol wasnt a factor bc how much I had and the rate the wine would burn off I had nothing in me after...#... an hour and a half let alone when I ran the guy over 😎👉#Greg Sanders making science sexy since 2006 😌
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Freeform is trying SO HARD to get me to ship Jallie and it ain't happening
You can't give me Calron and Callimena back to back and then follow it up with her falling for a conservative corporate lawyer
#callie flirting with Jamie when sexy lawyer Elliot Fletcher/Aaron is RIGHT THERE will always be my villain origin story for the franchise#LET ALONE her artist gay awakening Ximena#RIGHT THERE#callie adams foster#anti jallie#callie x aaron#calron#callie x ximena#callimena#good trouble#the fosters
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Ok so we know Charles private insta and what has been told to be Max' private insta and I NEED to know if they follow each other here.
#maybe that's why they never re-followed each other on the official accounts#they see each other on their feed#getting regular story-updates from their breakfasts#the cats (cause let's be honest Max totally spams everyone with his cats)#and the occasional pic of that sexy 488 pista spider#tbf with only 17 followers Charles account has to be really just family and his 7 Monaco friends and maybe Pierre...#but my feelings don't care about your facts#so of course they follow each other it is#also funny the only way you can tell it might be them is because some of their friends or family follow with their official account#and Max follows himself#a whole psychoanalysis could be done from their profile pics and their bio alone#rambles#lestappen
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明けの女医と宵の魔女~僕と彼女のみだらなカルテ~
#manga covers#i dont even have the patience to romanize this#let alone translate it#just get it out of my damn drafts#ya know there is a level of stupid generic fapbait#where the anatomy isn't just stupid#isn't just passively unattractive in that it fails to be sexy#but becomes like actively repulsive#not in a grossed out way#but just like out of sheer silliness#and an inability to percieve it as anything but a joke#but the very idea that the artist thinks it SHOULD register as attractive to people#feels like if someone gave you the ole wink wink nudge nudge to point someone out and say#''you know what they say about big feet'' with absolute zero trace of irony or sarcasm#and having to be like#''buddy... those are clown shoes...''#and i mean this is barely even that#but its just so much nothing presented with such confidence that that nothing can carry it
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Timeloop au snippet
The arrow that caught Elain might have been Hybernian. It might, fletched in shining black, have come from the Night Court’s hands. What mattered- what stopped everything in sick, numb horror, was that the iron and ash barbed bolt went right through her. The Archeron sisters, the same in this always: dead, or fae. Fae just long enough to die again. Feyre wailed, but Nesta- Nesta, Cauldron water dripping, catching unreal silver off her ruined nightdress, more flame than person, the wind abruptly screaming in this airless, trap of a palace- Nesta grabbed the first soldier who approached her, and ripped his head clean off. “No,” Nesta said, dropping the skull like it was nothing, sick sound of flesh and bone on cold, wet stone eerily familiar. She looked up, through it- Hybern wounded, frozen in fascination. Tamlin bound, Rhysand on the floor, Feyre weeping in his arms- looked past them all like none of them were real, and found Lucien. “Not like this,” Nesta hissed, a silver-eyed fury, blood splatter stippled so thickly across her face and neck it was dripping. He thought he might have winnowed. He certainly didn’t bother to walk, waste the time. “I’m going,” Nesta said, absolutely sure, rocking back a step. Not alone- not if he could help it- not- Lucien didn’t need to say it, much less try to stop it. He was already reaching, she was already there, taking both his hands. A question, silent, raised on her upturned face, eyes searching his expression. Lucien squeezed back, as much as Nesta’s sheer grip would allow.
“Not like this,” he agreed, quiet, and leaned it. She made it quick.
#Undying! DEVOTION#the darkness is so present#but also#theres are two threads here#one being growing familiarity#friendship and flirting and teamwork#and ALSO#there is basically a story of love being told inside out and sideways#they are not doing things in reasonable order!#they are DYING TOGETHER!#(why would lucien ever let her die again when he could just go with her?)#(when ever has Nesta not felt fundamentally alone?)#HOME WAS A TRUTH AND LUCIEN VANSERRA SON OF TWO COURTS WHO COULD NOT TOUCH HAD NEVER HAD ONE#!!!#I'm going insane#I'm so excited for yall to read this#no one has correctly guessed what's happening#(except for Nesta)#(she's in denial)#getting bloody and silly and sexy#lucnes#lucien vanserra/nesta archeron#no grave can hold my body down
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