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Forever in love with how Friends at the Table interpreted the ttrpg archetype of "bard" as an archivist who does pattern magic.
#For once this is neither from the perspective of working in the libraries/archives/museums field NOR from a deep love of mathematics used#both for the sake of beauty and also to gain a deeper understanding of the world.#Nor from my perpetual appreciation of interesting worldbuilding done with care and thinking through some implications and consequences.#Rather it's because no matter how many times people say it I don't know how ''deez-nutting a child abuser'' is supposed to be effective#let alone sexy.#Vicious mockery can be fun when you're playing a game but when you're telling a story??????????????????#personal#Sorry for being a hater. But I'm also a lover.#liveblogging stories
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He loves being a jerkaholic junkie gooner, you should too.
#pnp spun#spun tweak#sexy smoker#gay smoker#smoking#meth spun#meth and fuck#meth junkie#guys who get spun#spun alone#blowing spun#let’s get spun#drug junkie#jerk off junkie#tweak clouds#cloudy#tweakend
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Mr. Darcy Proposal #1: It is an honour and a privilege to be loved by me.
Mr. Darcy Proposal #2: It is an honour and a privilege to be loved by you.
The sexiest pronoun change in the English language.
#let me explain how lucky you are that I am unaccountably obsessed with you#pride and prejudice#mr. darcy#the first proposal is so bad#the second proposal is swoon worthy#tell me no and I'll leave you alone is the hottest sentence a man can utter#elizabeth bennet#jane austen#she knows how to make them sexy#Trying to keep my post brief so I just talk more in the tags
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saw a really cool old looking chevy truck on the road and got so turned on i almost missed my green light
#🦌#local tiny car owner thinks they could drive a truck let alone an old one#but man old trucks look so sexy
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Plein Sud leather bra with extra long front tie straps, Chantal Thomass micro-thong and self-made leather bikini with long tie straps
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I feel like I said this before but my character development of “I don’t think new ryoma that hot” to actually finding him hot will always be one of my biggest sins.
Is he unattractive? No, he’s very standard on the Ryoma hot level compared to his counterparts, he’s only not super sexy by a certain few traits but he’s definitely a cutie.
Is it him being doomed by the narrative? Lmao no, most Ryoma’s would be out of the picture if that was the case.
It’s because of THE STUPID SHIT HE DOES HE DOESNT TRY TO BE HOT YET I FIND THIS SEXY FOR SOME REASON
#meg text#getter robo#new getter robo#ryoma nagare#I don’t think I posted this gif here and this is my most unconventional gif posting so I’m not tagging more shit#But I was looking on my tenor and didn’t realize to find this gif you can put “why he kinda” CAUSE I MADE IT A TAG#WHY AM I LIKE THIS#WHY DO I FIND THE NOTION OF RYOMA CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES HOT THATS SO BASIC#I hate simp posting cause I really care more for ryoma as a character but I can’t deny I find him hot#but why the fuck do I find new ryoma hot let alone over THIS he LACKS compared to the other ones#well- I guess him being the best written one is sexy
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Man I might jus be vanilla
#toxic yuri this#toxic yaoi that#mf that's not romance that's a domestic violence case#watching one person emotionally manipulate or straight up abuse another person is not hot or sexy it's disquieting and deeply uncomfortable#i understand if its used to explore abusive relationships and how to avoid or overcome them but like#abuse isnt sexy just because it's gay#manipulation and torture isn't sexy just because its gay#no offense to those of you who enjoy it but i#genuinely cannot#im down for obsession but not possession#I'm down for jealousy but not straight up ownership of a person#'oh this guy regularly beats up that guy and declares his genuine hatred and disgust for him#so tsundere we all know they're actually in love'#HE KILLED HIS MF PARENTS#THEY ARE NOT IN LOVE THEIR MORALS ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF EACH OTHER'S#tHEY COULD NEVER POSSIBLY GET ALONG#LET ALONE BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP#'oh that girl is emotionally manipulating and controlling another girl and the other gurl is to blind/sad/crazy to see it'#'clearly she abuses her and controls her emotions because they're in love'#THAT'S NOT SEXY#i.L UNDERSTAND WRITING A NARRATIVE TO EXPLORE TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS BUT WHEN YOU WANT RELATIONSHIPS TO BE TOXIC IT CONCERNS AND DISCOMFORTS ME#PEOPLE WHO ONLY SHIP FOR TOXICITY SCARE ME#sorry i had to get that off my chest ive been meeting alot of people that seem enamored by abusive relationships and i dont understand it#or care for it
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kills me michael escapes the boiler room and dean amidst his panic sees sam and goes i told you! and laments how could he let sam talk him out of it why would he let sam sway him (bc he's weak) and sam looks at him teary-eyed like he just didn't wanna lose dean ...
#also bold words from dean maybe if you didn't fold right before your brother every single time#ok but i love no im obsessed with characters who are steadfast about their principles abt what they made up their mind who're so stubborn#and resolute in their decisions but then they get absolutely wrecked in the face of their loved one#them being the only one that can make them waver or hesitate and i love it even more when this is a punishment for them#you were right but you wavered for this person alone and now everything is fucked over all because you loved them too much#spn said sam is dean's weak spot and i love that it portrayed it in a negative light he's his weakness he literally brings him apart#he'll be his end bc he mustn't have any weaknesses on battlefield but he went ahead and had him and refused to let go so he'll suffer for i#it's soooo sexy this applies on sam too but more overall idk what im saying but I'm cooking#samdean#sam winchester#dean winchester#mine
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(@pnptomeeboy79 on twitter/x) Bruv sends himself smoking our favorite crystal and burps out the smoke
#gassy boy#gassy guy#gassy dude#gassy man#male belch#male burp#man belching#male burping#manly burp#man burping#man belch#masculine burp#bro burp#masculine burps#male burps#gassy men#gassy bro#gay smoker#gay party#hiv positive#hi vis workwear#man burps#guys who get spun#let’s get spun#blowing spun#spun alone#pnp spun#meth spun#sexy smoker#spun tweak
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So this is just a heads up to every one out there there some scammers here
@jeenygetsspun
@-cloudynites999
They both come to agreement for servicesc to be provided then get you to send partial payment then last last you hear from them for few hours then they asking for more money for flat tire or some bullshit. As nd that the only thing you are going to get out of either on of these 2 pieces of shit
#lets get high and fuck#shooting meth#girls who blow meth#sexy chick#spun alone#girl who tweak#meth fun
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top things I find extremely attractive and sexy: when a tennis player slides to take a ball or after hitting it.
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Any one around Eureka springs Arkansas
Hit me up
#spun alone#blowing smoke#girls who do dope#lets get high and fuck#smoke meth#farm girl#meth friends#ranch girls#sexy outdoors
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Sometimes all you need is a good ol' coffee shop au tbh.
#i'm cold and in a mood to be fluffed 🥺 and angsted#the one good thing about holiday season is the amount of coffee shops/ bakery/ otherwise fluff and angst fanfics#it's like hallmark movies but 10000x better and they actually get to fuck and curse and act like real people#my bts ffic archive is like 50% exclusively holiday-themed fics lmao. they are cosy! and sexy !#like yeah give me grumpy yoongi in the midst of snow and baking cookies 🥺#if there's a little exes to lovers thrown in??? or enemies to lovers?? WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH#you can take my X Reader fanfiction out of my cold dead hands. leave yeen alone 😤#(yeen is y/n)#anyways. i am in fact not reading anything rn as it's very late and i'm STILL sick and can't sleep but also reading rn is no bueno#but i am making a list of the things i need to catch up on + want to indulge in#since i'm travelling next week and will finally have time to read#wanna catch up with at least ditf and edging fitness before i see sleep token. because after that i will have NO TIME in december#and i prefer to re-read my fav cosy stuff to shake off the Holiday Big Sad#which actually isn't too bad this year but maybe because i've been BIG SAD for a few months now and i can't even tell the difference anymore#ahem. ANYWAYS! let's not go into that#hmmmmmmmm i know i'm using this as a diary at this point but! if anyone's actually nosy enough to have read through all this#here's a little surprise: ✨🎁✨#🦦🥏🦫 <- an otter and a beaver playing frisbee 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#darya talks to herself
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jess used to love halloween but after everything that happened... nope she quite frankly hates it and locks herself up in her room all day (:
#she's scared of noises and movements on normal days#let alone on halloween lol#which is sooo sad bc she was absolutely the queen of sexy fits
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KOM SÅ DADD-
Danmark... 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
#LET'S GO!!! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰#yes i'm alone in the house tonight but let me have this 😔#y'all root for yours i'll root for mine 😔😔#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#the way a man can be so sexy to the point of swaying me to learn an entire language and be obsessed with a country...#this man put a hex on me there's no way i like any male this much...#there's no way i make a fool out of myself daily over a man...
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Greg in every episode of CSI (139/328) • Post-Mortem •
#csi#greg sanders#catherine willows#sara sidle#gil grissom#nick stokes#warrick brown#there he is! my favourite white boy!#own post#mine: every episode#I have so many thoughts feelings and opinions on this episode#starting with it bugs me when nick and warrick are talking and warrick says “did it never occur to greg to just reverse and get out...#... of the alley?“ as if him or nick wouldnt have done the EXACT same thing? no way would they have just sat there and watched that gang...#... beat up some innocent guy? no way.#other thing that bothers me in that last scene where the brother is in the car WHY IS GREG JUST STANDING THERE FKN MOVE MAN OMGG#and everything else is just sad :(( the scene with Greg and Sofia is just heartbreaking “I just want to be able to sleep again”...#like please stab me that would be less painful I swear#and when Grissom tells him he did a good job his sigh of relief like god man it hurts#i take back what I said about showing him in a “dark place” like he says in the reboot I dont think I'd watch s7 if they had done that...#... it still would have been good though#oh AND the scene where the judge asks him about the wine.... theres something about the way Greg answers idk is kinda hot?? just the way...#... he shuts everyone down like “Alcohol wasnt a factor bc how much I had and the rate the wine would burn off I had nothing in me after...#... an hour and a half let alone when I ran the guy over 😎👉#Greg Sanders making science sexy since 2006 😌
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