#amy fights the documence
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amoremagnificentbastard · 3 months ago
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I might just finish the smut fic tonight, y'all.
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amoremagnificentbastard · 5 months ago
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Everyone.
It's happening.
I'm writing my first BG3 fanfiction.
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amoremagnificentbastard · 9 days ago
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Today at work I was doing another menial task.
And I had an idea.
A wonderful, terrible idea.
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amoremagnificentbastard · 3 months ago
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The house is mine.
The Astarion candle is burning.
The doc is open.
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amoremagnificentbastard · 3 months ago
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Houston, we have a problem.
The horny demon is back.
AND I'M AT WORK
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amoremagnificentbastard · 4 months ago
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Does anyone else write a line? And then think "that line fucks so hard"? And then get so distracted every time you return to the document because you keep going back to that particular line and you're just like "I can't believe I wrote that"?
I've had that happen twice in this WIP now and I'm well aware I'm tooting my own horn but. Y'all.
I can't wait to finish this. I can't wait to post it. I don't remember the last time I was this excited writing anything.
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amoremagnificentbastard · 1 month ago
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Good morning, everyone, last night I was planning on writing more smut and I ended up writing almost 600 words of what happens when Astarion tells Diana about his "nice, simple plan."
I mean. I'll take it.
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amoremagnificentbastard · 5 months ago
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me: *writing my non-smutty yet self-indulgent second-person fic*
everyone else in the server: *smut*
everyone else in the server: *smut*
everyone else in the server: *smut*
everyone else in the server: *SO MUCH SMUT*
me: i cannot write not-smut under these conditions.
me: also nobody's going to enjoy this fic. cool.
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amoremagnificentbastard · 3 months ago
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gremlin brain: you know.
me: no.
gremlin brain: hear me out.
me: we are NOT doing this again.
gremlin brain: you know i'm right.
me: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE RIGHT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED AN ASCENDANT RUN YET
gremlin brain: who said we had to?
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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amoremagnificentbastard · 3 months ago
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well i WAS going to continue my BG3 playthrough but things have happened and now i am Mad about them so i guess we're gonna write some fic about it instead
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amoremagnificentbastard · 4 months ago
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I think we're back in business, boys (g/n)
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amoremagnificentbastard · 4 months ago
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don't worry y'all i'm still here i'm just working on smut again :3
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amoremagnificentbastard · 4 months ago
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me: yay, my weekend is free and i can play bg3 and work on my wip!
gremlin brain: you sure about that?
me: uh, yeah...?
gremlin brain:
gremlin brain:
gremlin brain: >:)
me: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD--
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amoremagnificentbastard · 3 months ago
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Why must smutty terminology HINDER me so
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amoremagnificentbastard · 4 months ago
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Someone explain to me why these two idiots are having such a hard time taking their clothes off.
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