#lesbans lol

[vinsmokesanjithing]

Oh how I love an idiot and his male-wife

[metis-iphigenia]

SOME DC RARESHIPS AND MY OPINIONS ON THEM(because this is supposed to be a yapping account but i wont be going on an analysis)

1)harpercass: my best friend got me into this ship and honestly they are very very cute. if it wasnt for stephcass they would be probably my favourite ship for cass for sure

2)timives: again, the same best friend got me into this ship but i have to thank them because this ship is a great ship

3)damimaps/mapsbird: i didnt look at them as a ship material but now that i do its a great ship made out of a great dynamic. i love my little detective duo <33 though i do prefer them as friends(robin twins)

4)stephrose: i think they would have been a very fun duo to read about in a platonic or romantic relationship

5)colindami: friends to lovers my beloved <33 they were very very entertaining to read and their bond was something i would like to see agian i wish dc would just bring back colin tbh but thats not gonna happen sadly :((

6)harlcativy: god gave us two(2) hands for a reason😈😈 also idk if this is a rareship but i didnt see anything about it so im assuming it is

7)darlasteph(idk their ship name): i smell lesbanism on them but darla being the reason steph became robin and darla dying because of stephs actions after she got fired is :(( it makes me cry ngl

8) taidami/greenbird: i honestly did not know this ship existed until a week ago and from my researches they are the same age(correct me if im wrong) if im right then artist lovers here i come!! i actually want them to be friends badly but i would also love an academic rivals to lovers arc with them(them being friends in their vigilante self but fighting in civvies lol) academic rivals to lovers because damian would love that trope imo(kinda canon with their manga)

9)tamsteph: i saw fanart of them today now i cannot get them out of my mind i think they would get along pretty well

10)babskori/starwatch: im a sucker for women leaving their ex and dating eachother instead they would have been a very nice relationship maybe it wouldnt work out tho?? who knows

11)jaderoy: idk how they are a rareship while being canon but i cannot find anything about them😭😭 doomed tragic yuri noo..😣

12)ghostcat: honestly this came out as a joke😭😭 i was thinking about ghostdemonbatcat(amazing ship ik😼) and i thought "this implies khoa and selina is also dating hmmm" and just went from there tbh

13) mara/maya(either m&m or r&y): no comment on this one because i dont know if their ages match the only reason i wrote it is because i wanted to tell people the ship name i came up for them😈😈

14)demoncat: they arent that rare but cat wives is all i wanna say

15)timtam: same with jaderoy, i cannot find content of them. they were very sweet imo

honorary mention to the ships i dont know well but my best friend does and she knows the best

*cissie/cassie

*cassie/steph

*greta/cassie

[devilgem-archive]

care to. elaborate on ur seele herrscher of death swap au. pls 🥺

O MG weeps...i didnt expect anyone to be interested tbh, thank you for asking<33333

lets see lets see...

-seele was taken to an orphanage when she lost her parents to the honkai disease. i headcanon her birth parents to have been abusive, so the seeds of bitterness have long since been sowed into her once gentle heart...although she felt guilty for feeling indifferent, anything was better than her old home life. it was a new chance to be with a better family. right?

-the orphanage turned out to be a ruse;  it was grounds for honkai experiments. all in the name of humanity, they said. seele found herself miserable than ever.

-one day, her eyes began glowing red...but surely that must be the effects of the experiments, the scientists deduced.

-until they start mysteriously disappearing one by one.

-seele’s honkai companion is assaka. when they split they are rozaliya and liliya, named after her late adopted* sisters. (*technically not, but they still saw each other as family)

-the real olenyeva twins were one of the only good things seele had in her life before they kicked the bucket

-funfact: seele and roza+lili made a promise that if by some chance they made it out of this hell alive, theyll find a new mommy & daddy and live together as family. oh, seele added she wants their new home to be near the ocean!!

-cocolia is a valkyrie + researcher who was complicit in her faction’s experimentation on orphaned children. it pained her truly, but accepted it was a necessary evil to protect humanity. it was only when shit hit the fan did she immensely regret everything..

-she knows nothing she’ll ever do in a lifetime will amend for the pain she allowed to happen to innocent children. she fought in the frontlines, tried with the power of maternal love to break through the HoD’s armor of malice perished with a dying seele in her arms...in a different life, she would have surely taken seele and other orphans in need as her own children...

-cocolia’s words reminded seele of the soul she used to be: a little girl who yearned for nothing more than a loving family, a happy life. could she really have another chance at life? haha probably not...unless?

-when she was rlly rlly young, bronya fell into a comatose state after an accident that involved helluva head trauma. no one thought she’d make it, until a certain somebody (jk idk if its actually otto) made the zaychiks an offer they couldnt refuse.

-the core of serenity was carefully implanted into her body, and after waiting, waiting, and more waiting, bronya zaychik finally opened her eyes, groggy and feeling like she’d awoken from a blurred dream.

-except it wasnt quite bronya anymore. truth is, seele’s humane side sensed this opportunity to insert itself into bronya’s waned consciousness. whether this completely overrode the original soul of the body is a mystery, but bronya certainly wasnt same ever since.

-she used to be full of emotion, more bright. she’s become more reserved ever since she woke up. her emotional capacity seemed to be dampened a great deal. her parents couldnt help feeling like they lost their daughter in some way...but she was alive, that’s what matters most to them.

-as far as bronya is concerned, she had just gotten lucky to survive her condition.

-life went on as normal (as it could get). until one fateful day, bronya found herself covered in blood. with her left eye glowing crimson. she doesnt remember anything, aside from her mother laying limp on the crimson-stained floor and her father looking at her like she was a demon...bronya found herself completely alone after that. the memory was a blur but the guilt still nags at her.

-deep beneath her reserved exterior, she feels useless and that she has mistakes she needs to make up for, so she’s constantly trying to protect others as much as she can as away to compensate.

-bronya respects the heroic valkyrie cocolia as an idol. some part of her admiration run deeper than that, almost like a daughter looking up to a mother.

-when the time comes, seele is going to have a blast toying with ‘oneechan’

-kiana is still a boisterous meathead as she could ever be, of course what’s a kiana without a compulsive need to look out for others even at the expense of her own self. she wasn’t always like this...but an incident that left her father badly injured forced her to awaken to a sense of responsibility.

-for the longest time, before meeting mei & bronya, she there was no one she could rely on, but she covered her loneliness with a bright smile (though it never reached her eyes). meeting her friends made her feel secure for the first time in so long.

-bronya and mei are equally important to her, but when HoD reawakened and mei began going down her own path to rescue someone important from her past, kiana felt she fell back into square one all over again...

-was she too reliant on them? she shouldnt have loosened up so much, if she had stayed on her guard she could’ve fixed this and saved bronya and everyone would still be with her

-is bronya/kiana a thing here?? mmmmmm mayhaps. kiana being a hopeless lesban for mei at first, then eventually develops stronger feelings for bronya post-HoD. imagine it...

-mei is more reserved and unsure of showing her kinder side to anyone who isn’t kiana or bronya. she’s a little moody even. she’s been this way ever since her Important Person supposedly perished in an experiment run by her father. her relationship with ryoma has become difficult after that.

-im tempted to make mei’s Important Person be sirin lol. imagine raiden sirin being mei’s younger half-sister, but ryoma didnt want to admit he impregnated another woman (sirins mom) to keep his name in the clear, and didnt want his babygirl to feel betrayed, so he claims sirin is adopted.

-sirin being her own person here means idk whether to keep her as the HoV or give that to kiana.should mei still be the HoT...help me

[dead-lesbians]

I have no fucking....fnucking ideas for drawing

I just

I wanna draw Ellsworld...lesbans

So if yall want like some sketch requests or whatever just like say I guess?? Idk I’m not expecting anyone to lol

[nullsd]

Im also hhshsh...

people say lesbians are gay...

then when a lesbian says they're gay everyone will attack them saying " uh no u lesban hurr durr"

and by everyone i mean the non lesbians XD lol

[lesbianwizards]

very important asks... 5, 6, 8, 15, 18, 24, 33, 40, and 48!!

5) black coffee lesbian or candy coffee lesbian? oh if it isn't sugary enough to send a horse into hyperglycemic shock then i won't drink it6) neon lesbian or pastel lesbian? hhhh i guess neon fits my 2edgy4u aesthetic but my wardrobe is v dark and boring (except for my neon dave strider shirt)8) fire lesbian or water lesbian? I'm pyromaniacally challenged so i guess eater lesbian lol15) rain lesbian or snow lesbian? rain!!! i love massive thunderstorms!!!! also i live in texas idk what a snow is18) good with kids or bad with kids? oh I'm great with kids, and i love children and they usually think I'm the bomb.com29) dark wash denim lesbian or light wash denim lesbian? who am i without my light wash denim mom jeans. no one, that's who33) cheek kisses lesbian or tip of nose kisses lesbian? ... i will let u know when i get o e of each.....40) daisy lesbian or orchid lesbian? daisy!! they grow everywhere and are hard to kill. orchids are waaaay too high maintenance48) Nintendo lesban or x box lesbian? NINTENDO ALL THE WAAAYYYYYthank u day ily

[likehoranshugs]

I work as a teacher in a summer camp and the stories I have from the kids there are just amazing!!

some examples of interesting kids i met:

a 9yo girl who had a knife collection. her favorite game was interpreting kill scenes on creepypasta and she bringed his bird pet everyday in a box. 😶

a 7yo who claimed to be lesbian (of course I'm not saying that being homosexual is weird nor interesting, just stating that it's weird having so much knowledge of you sexuality at that age, at least here) the funny thing is that she pronounced it like "lesban" when, in Spanish, is called "lesbiana" lol 😄

two little girls who were REALLY BEST FRIENDS and then happened to be cousins but noticed it almost at the end of summer camp 😂

an 8yo boy that was super sweet with female teachers but didn't like male teachers. while every boy was playing football he liked to take naps with me on the grass uwu💓

a boy who liked having his nails done in very special an artistic ways. he was also really sweet to every girl and did things like collecting "cute" things to give as a gift and braiding us teachers hair. the thing I liked a lot about him is that, even other boys bullied him about all that stuff, he didn't even matter😍

A REALLY MEGA SUPER CUTE AND SWEET BOY!!💕 until now I find myself in love with this kid uwu. he was just really kind with everyone be it boys or girls, it didn't matter. also, when boys bullied the one with fantastic manicure, he was the first one to step on and defend him saying that he could do whatever he wants and that there aren't girls/boys stuff. we had another boy with anger issues and no teacher could find a way to help him control himself until THIS AMAZING KID came up with something himself called "the power of love", it consisted in hugging the other kid tight, pat his back and kiss his forehead until he calms down and IT WORKED SO WELL everyone was really amazed and now we use it with any kid who needs it and to end fights between the kids. HE'S JUST A GENIUS. (fun fact: by the end of the camp I realized that he had two moms and idk why but that makes it even better ???)

the kid I mentioned before. an 8yo boy with anger issues. even if it was kinda hard to work with in his "bad times", he was cute in his good times uwu at first he didn't even like being touched by other people but by using "the power of love" he ended up loving hugs. he also stuttered a lot when talking so the conversations with him spended a lot of time and I personally loved it 😇

a girl who was afraid of being around people and didn't play with the others kids because of that. she always waited on a side of the wall while the others played and didn't even bother to talk to teachers. we all though she would get bored of it until one day I managed to talk to her and she confessed that her house and her family was a mess (she didn't really said that, she told me the whole story but for sum up, her family is a mess) and that even if she didn't play she still felt more comfortable with us than in her home. we let her be from that moment.

lastly, we had a boy with autism who also didn't play nor talk with anyone until we gave him a "magic wand" and played a "wizards war", just him an all the teachers. he loved that game so much he started playing any game with anyone if we promised him we'll play wizard war after the other kids leave everyday. and we did 😊💞

well, idk if this would really matter to someone but I just wanted to let people know how amazing, cute and clever children can be, even if they have issues that doesn't make them "bad kids" we just have to learn how to understand and help them. so..if you have a child everywhere near you, play with them, ask them things, hear them talk and tell you stories, teach them things cause they would be thankful to learn and treasure them forever cause they are so innocent and cute and if you treat them right they will love you forever no matter what.

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”