#ler!lincoln

[mythica0]

Come-down

🎂:The loud house

🍫: all siblings(implied/mentioned)

🧁:Luanne

Summary: Luanne is feeling a little blue and insecure, and her trusty family help her smile again.

A/N: (btw title is pronounced like comedy but with down.)inspired by “no laughing matter”. Hurt/comfort because I EAAATTT IT. I LOVE hurt/comfort and cheer up tkls!! Also she’s my fav character so I go FERAL for angst especially when it ends well. (Also becuase she’s my favorite a lot of these are gonna include her as ler or lee because again, I LOVE HER)

Come-down

“Good morning, Luna” Luanne spoke. It was early in the morning, around 8:00. Luanne had been up for a while, just sitting in her bed, and now Luna was finally awake.

“Huh? Oh, morning sis! How are you this morning?”

“I’m fine.” Luanne lied, looking at her sister. Luna stretched for a moment before heading out towards the kitchen for breakfast, then looked back.

“You comin’?”

“Yeah, I’ll be right there.”

“Okay! See you then!”

At first, Luna didn’t see anything wrong, but then she stalled for a moment. ‘Wait a second- no breakfast pun? That’s so odd..’

—————

“Hello Luanne.”

“Hi Lucy! What’s up?”

“I was hoping you could help me. I wish to find a word with double meaning, and I know you are excellent at that, considering how much you love puns.”

“Hmm… what’s the context?”

“I need something that means to wait in darkness, but I was hoping for a poetic connotation of something else. Right now I have ‘Like an untouched dinner, stuck in the fridge I’m left to…’

“You could use ‘stew’ as in to stew in darkness. But that’s the best I got right now, sorry.”

‘Really? Only one?’ Lucy thought, curiously.

“Thank you, it works perfectly.”

“No problem, Lucy!” Luanne gave a (fake) smile before moving on.

Later that day, the siblings met in Lori and Lenny’s room for a meeting. Everyone was there- except for Luanne.

“We know why we’re here right? something is up with Luanne.” Lincoln announced.

Lisa nodded. “Correct. She has made exactly zero puns or practical jokes all day. This is extremely statistically unlikely.”

“I’d say. I asked her for help with a pun and she gave me one. Not like, fifteen like I was expecting.”

Luna made a noise of agreement. “Yeah man! When I asked her if she was joining me for breakfast this morning, she didn’t even make a breakfast pun! Something is definitely up. We need to talk to her.”

Lisa once again agreed. “Absolutely. The last time this happened she almost gave up comedy entirely. We need to get our Luanne back.”

————

“Luanne, may I speak with you?”

“Huh? Oh, yeah, sure Lisa, need a test subject?”

“Not exactly. Let me just cut to the chase- what is bothering you?”

Luanne smiled, but it didn’t quite reach her eyes. “What do you mean? Nothings bothering me! What gave you that idea?”

“You haven’t made a single joke all day. This is not like you, and the only other time this has ever happened, you were extremely upset.”

The fake smile dropped. “Okay, yeah, I admit it. Im just feeling a little blue today.”

“Yes, but why?”

Luanne sighed. “I had a bad dream last night. I was on stage, but the crowd kept booing, and throwing tomatoes at me. And then all of you guys came out of the crowd, whispering to me that I was worthless, that I was never going to be funny and that my dreams were not achievable. So now I’m felling a bit… insecure.. about my jokes.”

Out in the hall, the whole family breathed in, and some of them got misty eyed. Lucy whispered. “What did we implant in her head? Sigh, poor Luanne never deserved that.”

Lisa exhaled sympathetically. “Ahh, a nightmare. Nightmares are your brains way of expressing insecurities and fears. But, you must be aware that dreams cannot hurt you. It wasn’t real, Luanne.”

“Yeah, I know, but I’m having a hard time feeling like myself…”

“Don’t worry, we have a way to help with that.”

“Really?- Wait.. we?”

Everyone in the hall piled into her room.

“Yup. Everyone came together because we were worried about you.”

Luanne teared up a bit. “Aww, really? I love you guys.. but… what are you gonna do?”

“Just lay back and you’ll find out!” Lincoln smiled at her.

Luanne complied and laid back on her bed. “Okaaaaahahahay! Hehehey!”

Lisa began to scribble Luanne’s sides.

“We think it might be helpful to bring some laughter to you, through one of your favorite activities- tickling!”

“Ihihi dohoho lihihike tihihihicklihihing yohohou guhuhuys! Eheehaha!”

All of them started gently tickling Luanne, not all at once, but taking turns.

“We know. And sometimes you use it to help us laugh or cheer up after a long day..” Lincoln began

“And we thought that maybe we should do the same.” Lucy finished.

“Ahahahaww yohohou guhuhuys! I lohohove yohohou soho muhuhuch!”

“We love you too!” The whole family chorused in reply.

“Hmm… I have an idea!” Lynn exclaimed, turning to her siblings, “what if we tell Luanne jokes! Might help her get back into the flow of things!”

There was a mutter of agreement and ‘good idea’ s, and then- the lineup of dad jokes began.

“Hey Luanne, did you hear about the time that a medieval knight asked me to clean his armor?”

“Noho!”

“It was great! I’ve always wanted a night in, shining armor.”

“Pfftahahaha! Thahat wahahas greheheat!”

“What about this one.. did you hear about the graveyard that opened up on the other side of town?”

“Noho, whyhyhy?”

“People are just dying to get in.”

“Hahaha, thahahats vehehery youhohou, luhuhucy.”

“I know.”

“Knock knock!”

“Whohos thehere!”

“Boo!”

“Bohohoo whohoho?”

“Don’t cry! It’s just a joke!”

“I had a joke about an airplane, but It’d just go over your head”

“Hehehahahaha! Ihi knohohow thahat ohohone! Ihi ahahlso hahave aha johohoke abohohout pahahper, buhut ihits teheheahahrahable! Hahaha!”

“There’s our jokester!”

They stopped and let Luanne breathe for a moment.

“You feeling better?”

“Yeah! Guess this comed-Ian was feeling a little come-down! Haha, get it?

And laughter filled the room once more

———THE END————————————————

[nuggets-and-stars]

I... guess I could whip up some headcanons for you.

Lincoln is probably the most ticklish of the family, Luan is usually the one to get him

Lori is the main ler as she knows the tickle spots, but Lisa is the one tp get her

Leni is a wholesome switch. She loves tickling and being tickled

Luna is the kind who would be merciful and lenient

Luan is merciless and will go through great lengths to hear anyone's laughter

Lynn Jr is the most aggressive when it comes to tickling

Lucy feels tickling, she just doesn't show it

Lola and Lana are both ticklish, but Lola is slightly more ticklish

Lisa isn't ticklish, so she would just tickle others

Everyone is merciful with Lily

Rita loves to tease her kids

Lynn Sr is the victim to Luan and Luna

ohhhhhh 👀 yesssss I like 👀 lovely wonderful tlh tickle headcanons

[yallmakemyassitch]

Sol Badguy - Guilty Gear Strive (Tickle headcanons)

Yeeeaaaah so I may have been following GG recently and actually finished Strive today. It's a super good game and series I recommend you guys check it out, the story is very captivating and offers a lot more than what you might think.

Either way, don't expect this to become a long term thing, just throwing up what my mind's been cooking up since then... If you have no fucking clue what I'm talking about, then uhhhh. Either way, if anyone in the TK community knows the game, this one is for you! 🩷

If not, I just hope you enjoy what I'm writing, without context, everything may sound confusing. But I really like Sol, so excuse my silliness haha (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

✧🔥Headcanons🔥��

Lee:

This motherfucker is NOT ticklish. Not in the slightest.

If he is, Sol is too tough to let it show. He has to keep up the reputation as a hardened bounty hunter y'know?

If you're the poor soul who somehow manages to sneak up on him and wiggle a few fingers on him, one of two things will happen

A. You're Jack O' and he'll let it slide, with a somewhat joking but threatening warning that if you do that again, you'll risk seeing his not so soft side

B. A fucking idiot who's about to get flung into the nearest mountain

Moral of the story, never tickle Sol Badguy. 'Badguy' is literally in his name

Ler:

Sol is the rough and tumble kind and isn't the type in the slightest to get close to people, let alone mushy enough to where, he'll tickle them

If anything, the most he'll do to you is ruffle your hair and tell you to go home to your parents

But in the case you two are close, he's gonna manhandle your ass and put you in a headlock (which is pretty one sided considering he spun Lincoln like a toy) - Sol can be merciful and will warn you for one final time...

If you refuse then what happens next is practically your fault

Sol will chuckle a little and go... "Alright, well you asked for this." And dish out your well deserved punishment

Despite his sheer strength and size, he knows when to tone it down. But that only means doing the bare minimum to not hurt you

He's gonna really dig in, he's shockingly very good at kneading and squeezing weak spots, like your ribs or stomach and will thoroughly massage whatever spot's killing you until he lets up

Sol isn't very vocal during this time, maybe belting out a remark or taunt, but mostly just huffs and keeps you in whatever hold he has you in until he thinks you've had enough...or if you start screaming a little too much for comfort

"What, not saying that stupid shit from earlier?"

"Aw, what's wrong? I don't remember you begging like this?" BRO 😭.

He doesn't tickle for long, only pulls it out when nothing else works and does his best to get the best results the fastest

Probably came from his time as a scientist

Sol would rather die than admit this, but one time when bounty hunting, he ended up tickling his captured victim as an interrogation method. It was entirely by accident! Carrying them in that loaf looking carpet, he accidentally squeezed this ribs, causing them to squeal

Either way, he got curious and did it again, only to reap the same results...he found a new interrogation method that day. Despite how embarrassing it was.

Jack O', in terms of his most common victim, is his most common victim (and probably only victim, next to Ky Kiske when sparring one time)

I mean she's his girlfriend after all (kinda) and being who she is, she can be quite mischievous

Sol has had to knock her down a couple pegs to remind her who she's messing with. This is usually by him holding her near his chest and going at her midsection and hips until she collapses

Or (when isolated), in his lap where he'll poke at her weak spots until Jackie laughs herself silly and promises to knock off whatever she's doing, through hiccups

Jack O' actually enjoys being tickled by Frederick however and he is well aware of this...he still does it though, secretly finding the affection of the situation quite beautiful

Having his abilities, especially his Demon Install, has granted him quite the cool modifications, that being his fangs

You wouldn't catch him dead putting his mouth on anyone, but....one time, when Jack O' was being especially annoying that day and refused to let up

Sol Badguy had enough, storming up to her, grabbing her and pinning her to the ground, with his handsome face merely inches away from hers

The two freeze for a moment, Jackie pinned by her arms to the ground with her legs wrapped around his waist and Sol, covering over the first unit like a predator about to strike it's prey

The air around them seemed to stop, only their breathing the only thing indicative of life in the room, along with their fierce eye contact

Jack O' felt her heart flutter when Frederick began to close the distance between the two, getting close to her. She really could feel...

Just when their lips were about to touch, she felt her breath hitch when Sol said to her;

"Sorry, but that's not what I'm trying to do."

He switches directions and turns his attention to her neck and clamped his firm lips on her pale skin

Jack O' jumped with surprise, but a surprise sound began to spill from her; giggling

Sol Badguy, the savior of the world, was nibbling her neck like a puppy would a chew toy. Her reaction was immediate, squirming in place to hopefully escape, but Sol stayed, gently sinking his canines into her tender flesh

"Oh, I see. You're just a walking ball of nerves, aren't you, Jack O'?"

She could only squeal with frantic giggles, shrieking when he continued torturing her neck. She begged and begged for him to stop, but on the inside, Jackie was having a blast! She'd have to tell Ky about this

Who knows when Sol stopped, but when he did, Jack O' was an adorable red, blush dusted over her cheeks. She saw Badguy's eyes wide a little, before falling and up rose a small, satisfied smile

Yeah, the two were made for one another

[tickles-tea]

Ok so there was Robert E. Lee was a Confederate general during the American Civil War. He was born in 1807. Now history books, movies, tv shows, pop music, etc have it wrong about Bobby and the demise of the confederacy. His name wasn't always Lee. Before the surrender on April 9, 1865 at Appomattox Court House his last name was Ler although some historians speculate that it may have been Switch in the years preceding the Union (northern states) had the the last LAUGH. The conclusion of the war commenced with the articles of surrender agreement but it was really "arTICKLES of surrender" ya dig? Ulysses S. Grant (northern general) and Roberto decided to settle it with a tickle fight. Grant and his beard really gave Robert a lickin (lickle?) but eventually Robert E. Ler/Switch gained the High Ground (unlike ANAKIN). All seemed lost but then ABRAHAM LINCOLN (the president) chopped down the door. He takes off his stovepipe hat and pulls out a giant fluffy feather (of course) and said "he he he get a load of me here's how we did it in the Illinois State Legislature" or "talk about having a feather in your cap). Together Grant and Honest Abe tickle Robert (and the confederacy tbh) into submission. Robert was heard praying to Jesus HeHeHe Christ (the one on the lower case t for t word) for mercy. Afterwards when Robert E. Ler/Switch rested and regained his breath and said "I guess that makes me Robert E. Lee" and they all laughed.

AUGH IVE BEEN HIT

[suhwife]

vou contar uma coisa aqui e vocês podem até me achar estranha mas... desde criança, eu tenho por mim que Abraham Lincoln é minha alma gêmea (de forma platônica), sei que talvez não faça muito sentido só que eu acredito nisso mesmo, sem nem brincar🤰

meus pais sempre falaram q eu nunca fui mt normal pq eu falava q era a melhor amiga do Abraham Lincoln e a esposa do Michael Jackson... 😇

mas enfim o que eu queria mesmo era compartilhar um funfact sobre fato de que o Jaehyun do nct faz aniversário no mesmo dia que ele fazia 12 de fevereiro (meus homens sendo just like twins🤞

os famigerados velentine boys😍

com isso, deixo também uma foto do livro q eu comprei do Lili pra eu ler no intervalo do meu trabalho👇

[missamyrisa2]

Ok so there was Robert E. Lee was a Confederate general during the American Civil War. He was born in 1807. Now history books, movies, tv shows, pop music, etc have it wrong about Bobby and the demise of the confederacy. His name wasn't always Lee. Before the surrender on April 9, 1865 at Appomattox Court House his last name was Ler although some historians speculate that it may have been Switch in the years preceding the Union (northern states) had the the last LAUGH. The conclusion of the war commenced with the articles of surrender agreement but it was really "arTICKLES of surrender" ya dig? Ulysses S. Grant (northern general) and Roberto decided to settle it with a tickle fight. Grant and his beard really gave Robert a lickin (lickle?) but eventually Robert E. Ler/Switch gained the High Ground (like Obi Wan Kenobi). All seemed lost but then ABRAHAM LINCOLN (the president) chopped down the door. He takes off his stovepipe hat and pulls out a giant fluffy feather (of course) and said "he he he get a load of me here's how we did it in the Illinois State Legislature" or "talk about having a feather in your cap). Together Grant and Honest Abe tickle Robert (and the confederacy tbh) into submission. Robert was heard praying to Jesus HeHeHe Christ (the one on the lower case T for T word) for mercy. Later, when Robert E. Ler/Switch rested and regained his breath and said "I guess that makes me Robert E. Lee" and they all laughed.

My friend you need to be putting these into a tumblr of your own! I guarantee there's nothing this is alllll the feathersphere of tickle content here~

[lovelynim]

Ok so there was Robert E. Lee was a Confederate general during the American Civil War. He was born in 1807. Now history books, movies, tv shows, pop music, etc have it wrong about Bobby and the demise of the confederacy. His name wasn't always Lee. Before the surrender on April 9, 1865 at Appomattox Court House his last name was Ler although some historians speculate that it may have been Switch in the years preceding the Union (northern states) had the the last LAUGH. The conclusion of the war commenced with the articles of surrender agreement but it was really "arTICKLES of surrender" ya dig? Ulysses S. Grant (northern general) and Roberto decided to settle it with a tickle fight. Grant and his beard really gave Robert a lickin (lickle?) but eventually Robert E. Ler/Switch gained the High Ground (like obi wan kenobi). All seemed lost but then ABRAHAM LINCOLN (the president) chopped down the door. He takes off his stovepipe hat and pulls out a giant fluffy feather (of course) and said "he he he get a load of me here's how we did it in the Illinois State Legislature" or "talk about having a feather in your cap). Together Grant and Honest Abe tickle Robert (and the confederacy tbh) into submission. Robert was heard praying to Jesus HeHeHe Christ (the one on the lower case t for t word) for mercy. Afterwards when Robert E. Ler/Switch rested and regained his breath and said "I guess that makes me Robert E. Lee" and they all laughed.

Whatever you say, honey

[life-kaan]

1-ÖLMEDEN ÖNCE İZLENMESİ GEREKEN FİLMLER: ( benim listem )

ınto the wild (özgürlük yolu)

bıçağın iki yüzü

bugün aslında dündü

yaşamın renkleri

son durak

1984(michael radford)

elma sokağı kabusları

hayalet avcıları

riddick günlükleri

karete kit

polis akademisi

bay evet

Yeşil yol

Constantin

bilek kesenler aşk hikayesi

the exorcist

paramparça aşklar ve kopekler

cennetin krallığı

50 ölü adam

görevimiz tehlike

tomris

mongol

titanic

titans

vavien

amerikan x

günah şehri ( sın cıty)

7 samurai

babam ve oğlum

muhteşem 7 ler

amerikan gangster

içerdeki adam

mancuryalı aday

dağ

Gora

Terminator-2

Arog

vizontele

limonata

7.mühür

organize işler

sağ salim

can dostum

pelikan dosyası

dosya

oprah

constantine

noc noc

göl evi

kırılma noktası

dikey limit

47 ronin

kasımda aşk başkadır

not; seni seviyorum

ada

kızımı bulun

pearl harbor

hırsızlar şehri

operasyon;argo

triple frontier

beyaz şeytan

karayip korsanları

devlet oyunları

çarpışma

tehlikeli aslar

wonder woman

kara şövalye

makinist

the exodus

isyan

vahşiler

3:10 treni

ateş krallığı

safak harekatı

Savaş taciri

shaft

korkusuz

yeni dünya

hanry v

romeo ve julyet

güllverin gezileri

güllerin savaşı

savaş tanrısı

savaş ınc.

müfreze

Black miror (dizi)

terminal

münih

çakal carlos(bruce willis)

ı am ali

7 yaşam

13.cuma

sevgililer günü katliami

conan

top secret ! (çok gizli)

sosislerin sesizligi

the scream (çığlık)

koku( the parfümü)

ilk korku

ilk gün

Superman

Batman

30 gün 30 gece

dajavu

zorlu ikili

Şeker adam

adalet

ekolayzır

pelikan dosyası

gazap ateşi

martin luther

jean darc

ilk şovalye

dünyalar savaşı z

zombielend

mutant

maymunlar gezegeni

hızlı ve öfkeli

oda 1408

2012

şanslı tesadüf

titanların savaşı

gözde çift

kiss kiss bang bang!

nehirler kırmızı akacak

war ınc.

kanlı para

dolandırıcılar

50 ilk öpücük

60 saniye

kehanet

the rock

Tinto brass - tüm filmleri

hababam rock

melekler şehri

cadılar zamanı

Yüzüklerin efendisi

ölüm yolu

vampirle görüşme

Görevimiz tehlike

yılan gözler

annemi trenden nasıl atarım?

bak buda konuşuyor

bak şu konuşana

gandi

abraham lincoln vampir avcısı

arka pencere

diriliş- (liam neeson)

kirli para

Ölü balık

venom

iyi olan kazansın

Pi nin yaşamı

kazanmak için

chilld 44

kara şahin düştü

çılgın max mad max

efsane

Dirliş - leo di caprıo

ben efsaneyin

ben robot

5.element

Lost room( dizi)

Got( dizi)

Lost (dizi)

Bond ( tüm seri)

Erşan kuneri-2 sezon

Rambo

Rocky

Er rayn

Old boy - kore

Esaretin bedeli

Cevapsız arama

Ateşten kalbe, akıldan dumana

Dövüş kulubü

Matrix

[kusuguricafe]

Ok so there was Robert E. Lee was a Confederate general during the American Civil War. He was born in 1807. Now history books, movies, tv shows, pop music, etc have it wrong about Bobby and the demise of the confederacy. His name wasn't always Lee. Before the surrender on April 9, 1865 at Appomattox Court House his last name was Ler although some historians speculate that it may have been Switch in the years preceding the Union (northern states) had the the last LAUGH. The conclusion of the war commenced with the articles of surrender agreement but it was really "arTICKLES of surrender" ya dig? Ulysses S. Grant (northern general) and Roberto decided to settle it with a tickle fight. Grant and his beard really gave Robert a lickin (lickle?) but eventually Robert E. Ler/Switch gained the High Ground (unlike ANAKIN). All seemed lost but then ABRAHAM LINCOLN (the president) chopped down the door. He takes off his stovepipe hat and pulls out a giant fluffy feather (of course) and said "he he he get a load of me here's how we did it in the Illinois State Legislature" or "talk about having a feather in your cap). Together Grant and Honest Abe tickle Robert (and the confederacy tbh) into submission. Robert was heard praying to Jesus HeHeHe Christ (the one on the lower case t for t word) for mercy. Afterwards when Robert E. Ler/Switch rested and regained his breath and said "I guess that makes me Robert E. Lee" and they all laughed.

O_o

[elcitigre2021]

Carta de Abraham Lincoln à professora de seu filho (1820)

Caro professor, - "Meu filho tem que aprender que nem todos os homens são justos e nem todos são verdadeiros.

Ensine-o que para cada vilão existe um herói, que para cada egoísta existe um homem generoso.

Ensine-o também que para cada inimigo existe é um amigo e mais Uma moeda ganha vale uma moeda encontrada.

Quero que ele aprenda a perder e também a aproveitar as vitórias corretamente.

Afaste-o da inveja e conheça a profunda alegria do contentamento.

Faça-o gostar de ler bons livros sem parar entretendo-se com os pássaros, as flores do campo e as vistas maravilhosas dos lagos e das montanhas.

Que aprenda a brincar sem violência com os amigos.

Explique-lhe que vale mais uma derrota honrosa do que uma vitória vergonhosa.

Que ele acredita em si mesmo, em suas habilidades, mesmo que fique sozinho e tenha que lidar com todos.

Ensine-o a ser gentil com os bons e duro com os maus.

Instrua-o a não fazer as coisas simplesmente porque os outros o fazem; que seja amante dos valores.

Que aprenda a ouvir a todos mas que na hora da verdade decida por si mesmo.

Ensine-o a sorrir e a ter bom humor quando estiver triste.

E ensine a ele que às vezes os homens também choram.

Ensine-o a ignorar os gritos das multidões que apenas reivindicam direitos sem pagar o preço de suas obrigações.

Trate-o bem, mas não o mime ou bajule. Deixe-o crescer forte por conta própria.

Incuti nele ânimo e coragem mas também paciência, perseverança e sobriedade.

Transmita-lhe uma fé firme e sólida no Criador. Tendo fé em Deus, você também terá fé nos homens.

Entendo que estou pedindo muito, mas faça tudo o que puder”.

Carta de Abraham Lincoln à professora de seu filho (1820)

[mythica0]

Something nicer

🎂:The Loud House

🍫: Luanne

🧁:Siblings(implied/mentioned)

Summary: it’s April fools day again! Luanne’s favorite holiday! But after a talk with a friend a bit ago; she decides to go a different route this year.

A/N: the friend I’m mentioning is my OC Mary who is Luanne’s BFF.i know it’s nowhere near April fools day but I wanted to make this anyway. Also I added prank stuff that doesn’t exist because I can <3. hope you enjoy!

Something Nicer

‘April Fools is tommorow! I’m so excited!’ Luanne thought, bouncing on her heels. She’s been preparing for months!- she can’t wait to see the look on her family’s faces when they get pranked so hard!!

She was just about to go pick where she was going to place each prank- but then, she remembered a conversation with her friend Mary from a few weeks ago.

———

“So, April fools day is coming up.” She said, cautiously at the lunch table one day at school.

“I know! I already have all the supplies ready! I’m so excited I could practically burst!!”

“I know, and I’m so happy for you! I know you love pranks and April fools day and I love that for you… but-“

She sighed and resigned herself. Luanne looked wide-eyed at her friend, tilting her head slightly in confusion.

“I’ve wanted to tell you this for a while now- don’t you think your pranks are a bit… mean?”

“I mean- of course they’re a little mean! Wouldn’t be much of a prank if you didn’t cause a little chaos!”

“That’s not what I mean- it’s just- a lot of your pranks are physically harmful, or, or cause property damage- that’s not very funny- it’s just mean. Pranks are supposed to be confusing and maybe a bit irritating, not painful or distressing.”

“Hmm. I’ve never thought about that. I love my family! I don’t want to hurt them… but… that’s the only way I know how to prank! I don’t want to give up my favorite holiday….” Luanne seemed disheartened, and looked down at the table.

“Well, some of your pranks are okay! How about you give me some prank examples you’ve pulled and I’ll tell you if they’re okay or if they’re too much.”

“Alright! Um- the time I wrapped my entire house with wrapping paper!”

“That’s okay! No one was hurt, and while it might’ve been annoying to clean up, nothing was damaged.”

“Hmm.. the time I poured bleach on Lucy’s clothes to turn them white!”

“Did you buy her a replacement? If so, that’s okay. If not- just do that in the future.”

“Okay! The time I put oil on the floor so someone would slip into the oven and left raccoons in there!”

“Nope. Too far. Whoever fell victim to that was probably covered in scratches and very sore from crashing into an oven. The idea of a slippery floor isn’t a bad one though!”

“Oo! That one time I cut holes in the floor boards so someone would fall through into jello!”

“Did you pay for the damage to the floors? Did you make sure the wood wouldn’t cut anyone?”

“No one was hurt! And the place was abandoned- no one lived or went there.

“Then that’s alright!” That conversation went on for a bit, and eventually Luanne asked Mary what she should do about this year. She already had her supplies and half of them might hurt people!

Mary made it clear that she’s not really an expert on pranks, but that it might be a good idea to lean into something else that she enjoyed that doesn’t cause pain. Luanne said she’d think about it and then moved on.

———

“I should probably do that… I can’t believe I’ve been being a bully to my family for so long!” She whispered to herself. She decided to look through her prank supplies and see if she could scrounge up anything that wasn’t painful or harsh.

Lucky for her, she had forgotten that the day of that conversation she had ran to the store to get some more… friendly pranks.

With new , nicer supplies in hand, she went home to start set up.

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“Alright guys. We’re pretty much outta options. Nothing we’ve tried is working!” Lincoln spoke at a sibling meeting later that afternoon.

“We still have the option of sedating her.” Lisa piped from the other side of the room, holding an ominous looking needle in her hands.

“No, Lisa- we tried that remember? She just set up early! It’s like she always knows our plan!”

“Drats.”

“It’s not the best plan- but I think I have an idea.” Lana raised her hand.

“Maybe if we pretend it doesn’t bother us, she’ll stop? Yes it means we’ll have to endure this year and maybe next year too, but maybe she’ll get bored!”

“Good idea Lana! Alright guys, looks like that’s our best plan. We’re just going to have to endure.” A collective sigh went up in the room, but no direct protests.

———

Luanne woke up and stretched, getting down off her bed quietly. ‘This is going to be great! I can’t wait to see what everyone thinks!! Maybe they won’t be mad at me!’

She giggled a little and went to her secret hideout where she had monitors to watch the chaos, carful to avoid springing her own pranks.

This was going to be fun.

Later that day, when everyone woke up they steeled themselves. They had to act like nothing was bothering them, even though they were dreading every second of today.

The first prank of the day happened when Lisa stepped out of her room only to be met with a bucket full of cool water.

‘And it begins. You are not bothered, you are not bothered.’

“Ahh. A classic. I wonder what metal this bucket is made out of?”

Luanne lifted an eyebrow in her hideout. “No reaction? That’s odd… but hey, maybe they’ll still like my big twist!”

The next victim was Lori, who woke up to find her favorite formal dress painted and decorated with the text “APRIL FOOLS!” In macaroni attached to it. She wanted to yell, but breathed in and instead commented on the Clever decoration before moving the shirt to the side and continuing.

All of the family gathered in the living room: this wasn’t their first rodeo, they knew Luanne had a big dramatic something that was going to happen in three… two… one-

“Hello family!” Right on cue, Luanne’s monitor dropped from the ceiling, showing her smiling face In her classic jester chair.

“I have some lovely surprises waiting for you today! This year is a little different than my other April fools day plans.. but I would hate to spoil the surprise!”

Everyone was so shocked that they forgot they were supposed to be acting like they didn’t care. She said different. Usually she says more intense or something like that. But never different. They looked to eachother with concern.

“Have fun! I know I will! Muahhahaha!” Luanne’s monitor slipped back into the ceiling.

“What? Just cause I’m not being too intense anymore doesn’t mean I can’t still lean into the “pranking evil genius” role! Geez.” Luanne spoke to mister coconuts.

The family was nervous now. How were they supposed to act nonchalant when Luanne just dropped that bombshell on them! But, they went about their day anyway.

The next prank brought upon the knowledge of the twist. Lola stepped into the kitchen, only to trigger a trip wire that pulled her into the air, stuck in place. She pepared for a punch to the gut or a mouse trap or something- but instead was met with giggles. Her own giggles.

“ whaahahat thehehe?” She looked up to see feathers swirling along her sides and underarms. “Eehee! Thahahat tihihihickles!”

The monitor dropped down again.

“Thats the point! I see you’ve found the twist!”

The family gasped. “So that’s what you meant by different? Tickling?”

“Yup! I thought about it- and this way- no one gets hurt!”

“Eheehahaha! Wehehell ihihis thihihis thihihing gohohona lehehet mehehe dohohown!”

“Yup! It will after about 5 minutes. Enjoy!” Luanne giggled and winked at her.

The next victim was Lincoln.

After the twist was discovered , the family forgot all about their plan and turned the day into a game. Lincoln ran outside, only to slip on one thing into some pillows on a tree, which then caused a strange glitter-like substance to fall on him.

The next thing he knew, his whole torso was bursting with ticklish shockwaves, causing him to burst into laughter and clutch his stomach. This action caused the glitter to get on his hands and arms- starting to tickle them,too.

“Poor, ticklish Lincoln. I see you found my giggle glitter! Isn’t it wonderful?” Another screen popped down from the tree.

Lincoln was belly laughing and kicking his feet in ticklish glee. “Hahahahaaa thahahat tihihihickles sohohoho muhuhuch ahahaha!!”

“Good! Cause there’s more where that came from! Muahaha!”

Meanwhile, Lucy went into her room and hid in her coffin. ‘I’ll be safe in here.’ She thought, only to be startled by a bunch of soft, pillow-like robotic hands reaching towards her. ‘Oooor not..’ then the hands made contact, squeezing and poking Lucy gently. “Pfftahaha! Dahahang ihihit luahahahanne!”

“Oh! I’m so glad you found my little poking pillow hands! Do you like them?”

“Wahahahahat? Nohohoho wahahahay!”

“Don’t lie to me~ you totally do.”

“S-shuhuhut uhuhup!” Lucy flushed, which was very noticeable on her pale face that she then covered up.

This went on and on(with some normal pranks in there too- Leni got a pie in the face)

Lisa got trapped in a machine that trapped her in laughter for 10 minutes.

Lynn’s shoes had automatic feathers in them

Lana fell in peanut butter which caused Charles to lick it off her

Luna found another giggle glitter prank.

Lori ran into some robot bugs(where did Luanne get all these robots?)

Lenny’s belt started to vibrate on her belly

So on, so forth

At dinner, Luanne left her hideout, making her way to the house. When she opened the door, her family all greeted her at her table- but instead of glaring or mumbling about revenge.. they were smiling. ‘Perfect.’ Thought Luanne. ‘This might just be my best April fools day ever.’

“Hey, there’s our little prankster! Care for some tacos?” Their dad spoke, finishing setting the table.

Luanne smiled brightly. “Absolutely!”

They are together and laughed and talked like any other day of the year, and after dinner was over Luanne pulled something out of her pocket and walked up to Lori.

“Hey Lori, I wanted to give you this.” In her hands was a folded dress, exactly alike to the one that Luanne had *ahem*.. decorated.

“You- you got me another one?” Lori seemed surprised.

Luanne hesitated and looked down. “Yeah.. to replace the one I ruined.”

“Y’know Luanne? I don’t know why you switched it up this year, but I’m glad you did. This years April fools has actually been…. Fun. The most fun April fools I’ve ever had. Thank you.” Luanne teared up a bit and the two embraced each other, followed by the rest of the family shortly after.

“I could tell you why I changed it up!” She reached towards the table for a leftover tortilla shell. “I think I’m ready to taco bout it! Hahaha!”

Luanne smiled and felt so warm and happy.

‘I’m glad too, Lori. I’m so happy I did something nicer’

———THE END————————————————

[nuggets-and-stars]

even more loud house tickle headcanons because the loud family brain rot is too strong 💀💀

-when lynn jr is extra tired from sports, she will go around the house begging someone to tickle her back bc she finds it so comforting

-lincoln is called a walking tickle spot, which makes him incredibly flustered

-luna doesn’t generally react super violently when tickled except for when someone squeezes her knees. her body automatically reacts by kicking in any direction

-lori snorts if she’s tickled for too long

-lisa is incapable of fighting back, she just flails

-like everything else, lynn turns tickle fights into a competition. it’s one of the few things she can actually lose

-leni is a big kicker when tickled but feels super bad if she accidentally kicks someone

-lana is very weak to raspberries on her neck

-lola is very sensitive behind her ears

-luan will wrap her legs around people to effectively trap them and wreck them

-lynn jr will never admit to being ticklish because it’s incredibly embarrassing to her, bc she’s not supposed to have any weaknesses. just being asked if she is or not makes her very flustered

-luna greets her siblings with tickle hugs

-it is rare for lori’s siblings to get her, but when they do, it’s always very entertaining

-the one spot that drives lincoln nuts is the bridge between his armpits and ribs. he will lose his mind if anyone tickles him there

-lucy’s giggles are super cute because of how rarely you hear them, which makes her one of the louds that is tickle attacked the most

-the only way that lynn jr can be effectively tickled is if 8 of the siblings pin her and the remaining two tickle her. she’s incredibly strong so pinning her is supremely difficult

-lily loves playing tickle monster

-the siblings have a game where they convince lori to bring them to a drive thru of some kind, and whoever is in the front seat tickles her while she’s trying to order food

hope you don’t mind the spam :)

HRXGJIONRSCVHHNR mind the spam??? I love the spam :))))

That first one about Lynn is so cute I am in love. She just approaches one of her siblings with a red face and goes "Could you... do the thing?" and they're just like "HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU BE THIS CUTE?!?"

Yeah when Luna is being wrecked the most she'll do is bat at the ler's arms, but if you get her knees... let's just say Luan learned what happens the hard way

Lol Lisa just flopping around like a fish (Lola and Lana definitely team up against her)

Yeah Lynn would rather die than admit she's ticklish

Awwww the one with Lucy. They love seeing their gloomy sister so giggly <3

Yes this is very cute thank you for feeding me :)

[luigis-favorite-cookies]

Civ 6 Tickle Headcanons Pt. 30: Julius Caesar

Julius Ceaser: Ler

Ironically, very similar to Cleopatra. While Cleopatra makes money by selling her ticklishness to Lers, Ceaser makes money by selling his tickling to Lees. (Normally he gets bonus money by conquering cities.) He's also similar to Fredrick Barbarossa in the sense that he presents himself as being a scary Ler, that one nonetheless chooses to present themselves to, turning them into a status symbol, as to say "I survived a session with Ceaser." They probably like to use all that gold to buy fine tools from Lincoln and João III, creating luxury tickle scenarios that are really worth the pretty penny you pay for them.

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(This is based purely off of their appearances and special attributes as CIV 6 characters, and not off of their traits as actual historical figures. I do this for the sake of drawing a line between reality and fiction, as it feels simply wrong to enforce a separate narrative of my own onto real people.)

[lucianopodes]

CARTA DE ABRAHAM LINCOLN PARA O PROFESSOR DE SEU FILHO. Já li essa carta trilhões de vezes e ainda vou ler mais umas centenas de milhares de vezes. "Caro professor, ele terá de aprender que nem todos os homens são justos, nem todos são verdadeiros, mas por favor diga-lhe que, para cada vilão há um herói, para cada egoísta, há um líder dedicado. Ensine-o, por favor, que para cada inimigo haverá também um amigo, ensine-o que mais vale uma moeda ganha que uma moeda encontrada. Ensine-o a perder, mas também a saber gozar da vitória, afaste-o da inveja e dê-lhe a conhecer a alegria profunda do sorriso silencioso. Faça-o maravilhar-se com os livros, mas deixe-o também perder-se com os pássaros no céu, as flores no campo, os montes e os vales. Nas brincadeiras com os amigos, explique-lhe que a derrota honrosa vale mais que a vitória vergonhosa, ensine-o a acreditar em si, mesmo se sozinho contra todos. Ensine-o a ser gentil com os gentis e duro com os duros, ensine-o a nunca entrar no comboio simplesmente porque os outros também entraram. Ensine-o a ouvir todos, mas, na hora da verdade, a decidir sozinho. Ensine-o a rir quando estiver triste e explique-lhe que por vezes os homens também choram. Ensine-o a ignorar as multidões que reclamam sangue e a lutar só contra todos, se ele achar que tem razão. Trate-o bem, mas não o mime, pois só o teste do fogo faz o verdadeiro aço. Deixe-o ter a coragem de ser impaciente e a paciência de ser corajoso. Transmita-lhe uma fé sublime no Criador e fé também em si, pois só assim poderá ter fé nos homens. Eu sei que estou a pedir muito, mas veja o que pode fazer, caro professor.“ @prof.lucianodornelles #education #educaçãofísica (em Por Ai) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn5hQ3Tsa3H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[motivacaoleaoficial]

NÃO DEIXE DE LER! Este homem nasceu em 1809. Em 1816, aos 7 anos, foi obrigado a trabalhar porque sua família foi expuls4. Em 1818, ele perdeu sua mãe. Em 1828, ele perdeu sua irmã. Em 1831, ele abriu seu primeiro negócio e faliu. Em 1832, apresentou-se nas eleições legislativas e perdeu. Em 1833, pegou dinheiro emprestado 💸 para abrir outro negócio e faliu novamente. Em 1835, ele conheceu uma mulher maravilhosa. Ele se apaixona por ela, eles ficam noivos e ela morre. Em 1836, ele entrou em um período sombrio de sua vida: depr3ssão profunda. Ele permanece acamado por 6 meses consecutivos. Mas ele se levanta. Levanta-se e nesse mesmo ano de 1836 concorre às eleições legislativas e perde novamente. Em 1840, apresentou-se como eleitor; ele perde. Em 1842, ele conheceu a mulher com quem terminaria sua vida. Eles se apaixonam, ficam noivos, se casam e ela lhe dá 4 filhos e eles perdem 3 (três). Em 1843, apresentou-se aos congressos e perdeu. Em 1845, apresentou-se novamente nos congressos e perdeu novamente. Em 1850, seu filho morreu. Em 1854, concorreu ao SENADO e perdeu. Em 1856, concorreu a vice-presidente, não tinha nem 100 votos. Em 58, voltou a concorrer ao SENADO e perdeu novamente. E em 1860 ABRAHAM LINCOLN foi eleito Presidente dos Estados Unidos 🇺🇸 da América Ele cumpre dois mandatos excepcionais que o tornam um dos presidentes mais respeitados e impactantes da história dos Estados Unidos 🇺🇸. É importante que contar essa história de perseverança porque vemos o herói, mas não vemos os bastidores das aflições. Você precisa aceita-los, não importa o quão difícil seja. Saiba que enquanto você respirar, seu objetivo estará esperando por você, confie, o Senhor é justo e amoroso e não deseja que ninguem pereça. Não sobreveio a vocês tentação que não fosse comum aos homens. E Deus é fiel; ele não permitirá que vocês sejam tentados além do que podem suportar. Mas, quando forem tentados, ele mesmo providenciará um escape, para que o possam suportar(1 Corintios 10:13). Se você leu até aqui quero te fazer um desafio vá em nossa bio e clique no link nele você verá a forma pra ganhar dinheiro em 24h @motivacaoleaoficial  ✨ - @daytonribeiroo https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmi-xb7uMb0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bunedycom]

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