#this is the same anon that sends ginny those uncanny asks right

[lovelynim]

Ok so there was Robert E. Lee was a Confederate general during the American Civil War. He was born in 1807. Now history books, movies, tv shows, pop music, etc have it wrong about Bobby and the demise of the confederacy. His name wasn't always Lee. Before the surrender on April 9, 1865 at Appomattox Court House his last name was Ler although some historians speculate that it may have been Switch in the years preceding the Union (northern states) had the the last LAUGH. The conclusion of the war commenced with the articles of surrender agreement but it was really "arTICKLES of surrender" ya dig? Ulysses S. Grant (northern general) and Roberto decided to settle it with a tickle fight. Grant and his beard really gave Robert a lickin (lickle?) but eventually Robert E. Ler/Switch gained the High Ground (like obi wan kenobi). All seemed lost but then ABRAHAM LINCOLN (the president) chopped down the door. He takes off his stovepipe hat and pulls out a giant fluffy feather (of course) and said "he he he get a load of me here's how we did it in the Illinois State Legislature" or "talk about having a feather in your cap). Together Grant and Honest Abe tickle Robert (and the confederacy tbh) into submission. Robert was heard praying to Jesus HeHeHe Christ (the one on the lower case t for t word) for mercy. Afterwards when Robert E. Ler/Switch rested and regained his breath and said "I guess that makes me Robert E. Lee" and they all laughed.

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