#leonidas I

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Leonidas at Thermopylae by Jacques-Louis David

[kchasm]

Ryu Number: Xerxes I

Xerxes I, also known as Xerxes the Great, was the ruler of the Achaemenid Empire from 486 BCE until his assassination in 465 BCE. At the time of his ascension to the throne, the Achaemenid Empire ran from the eastern end what's now Pakistan to the west end of what's now Turkey. You might notice that that's about the same amount of empire in about the same location as Alexander the Great had—that's because Alexander the Great was the guy who took over the Achaemenid Empire and made it not-so-Achaemenid anymore.

It was awful big, is what I'm saying.

But let's be honest: You probably know Xerxes I better as the Bad Guy with the nose ring in that one weird Spartan hagiography Gerald Butler was in. Fugging Miller.

Anyway, Xerxes I almost certainly has a Ryu Number of 2, and definitely not a Ryu Number more than 3, but there's some stuff.

The problem with finding a Ryu Number of Xerxes I is that 5th-century-BCE Persian monarchs don't show up in video games that often, for some reason. He makes a historical appearance in the Assassin's Creed Odyssey DLC Legacy of the First Blade...

...but unfortunately, Odyssey takes place too far after the times of myth and legend for anyone big enough to be a Minecraft skin in Greek-mythology-inspired DLC to show up.

It doesn't help, either, that in Assassin's Creed lore, all the "gods" were just members of a Precursor Race pretending to be gods, a la Stargate. No, that's not "Hera," that's a jerk Precursor Person who's taken on the identity of "Hera," all the better to lead mankind around like a clowder of schmucks. She's pretending to be Norse elsewhere. Don't fall for it.

(There's also A Minotaur, which feels like it ought to connect via that Minecraft skin pack, but if I'm understanding the Odyssey lore correctly—and I very well might not be; holler at me—the minotaur the player encounters isn't actually the Minotaur from the myth we know and love, but some random other guy who subsequently got his hands on the Precursor Technology that turns you into a minotaur. Yeah, everything is Precursor People in Assassin's Creed. It's kind of disappointing.)

Of course, you can still get to Xerxes through Odyssey if you want to—a handful of historical characters who don't have Minecraft skins show up—but you'll need an extra step. And if we're going to have an extra step anyway, I'm going to go for the route that doesn't need Assassin's Creed, partially because I haven't played the games yet but mostly because I'm still really disappointed about the Precursor People thing.

Which means, unfortunately, it's back to Miller.

I'll say this: For all that 300: March to Glory is Not A Very Good Video Game, it left me the impression that someone behind the scenes actually did the bare minimum research into the Greco-Persian Wars. Persian commanders Hydarnes and Mardonius make appearances (if only to provide something unique to hit), and Mardonius even survives the movie-equivalent events of the game until an epilogic, post-movie level that takes place during the Battle of Plataea—which is, indeed, where the historical Mardonius bit it. It's not much, but I had to watch the whole dang thing, so I'll take what I can get. Gets me more names for The Chart, besides.

As for connecting this game to Ryu, you can, of course, count on the Ol' Dependable of Games With Historical Figures:

...Or maybe you're not a fan of Anime And Things That Look Like Anime, in which case, try this, instead:

I'm not sure I can explain how weird Spartan: Total Warrior is—by which I'm referring to its existence more than anything in the game itself, though the content's pretty weird, too. For context, Total War is a series of strategy games featuring a combination of turn-based strategy, resource management, and real-time tactical control (so sayeth Wikipedia). There are a coupla Warhammer entries in the franchise, sure, but the vast majority of the games focus on real, historical campaigns and factions.

Spartan: Total Warrior, on the other hand, is a hack-and-slash that took one look at a history book and immediately took a pair of shears to it. The story starts in 300 BCE: The Roman Empire, led by Emperor Tiberius, has conquered almost the whole of Greece, with only Sparta remaining, and Leonidas leads his men into battle to oppose him. Later, the Romans reveal a superweapon powered by the imprisoned Medusa. Sejanus, Tiberius' right-hand man, is a powerful necromancer who kills and resurrects Castor's brother Pollux. One mission involves protecting Archimedes, leader of the Athenian resistance, from assassination.

To quote someone on Discord, this is a game supposedly set circa 300 BCE that "has one side led by a king who died 200 years before, and the other by an emperor who reigned 300 years after (never mind the fact that Rome was still a senatorial republic)." If you forced a too-serious historian to play this game they'd end up on the floor in a frothing heap of rage and/or despair (actually, someone should totally do that; I want to see the Greco-Roman history version of Jonathan Ferguson having to analyze the firearms of Team Fortress 2).

Oh yeah and Beowulf is there.

At some point you've got to appreciate—no, admire, even—the Xena:-Warrior-Princess-level decision to just Don't Worry About It.

And now that we have finished with the indisputable, let us proceed with the first of the hinky. Which is to say: Let's look at God of War: Chains of Olympus.

Chains of Olympus begins with an attack by the Persian navy on the Greek Attic peninsula (where Athens is, incidentally). The opening sequence features (among a whole lot of faceless Persian mooks) this prone-ish fella, who doesn't quite get to operating a ballista, irresponsibly leaving the work for Kratos instead.

(Credit: Migeman)

Inspecting the body after all the local ruckus is over identifies him as "Eurybiades," the "leader of the Athenian army."

Eurybiades was—according to historical record—a real person, though God of War doesn't exactly nail it on the head. Herodotus (who historians depend on more due to him being one of a Very Small Number of sources rather than anything to do with actual reliability) names Eurybiades as a Spartan who, during the second Persian invasion of Greece, was given command of the Greek navy due to some political whatuppery (the Spartans said that if a Spartan didn't lead it they'd be Awfully Uncooperative).

Following this bit, Kratos confronts the King of Persia (identity unspecified), who is apparently personally leading the invasion himself, which seems dumb but was apparently the norm back in those days. I bet we'd have a lot less wars if we made our Presidents actually serve on the front lines whenever they started feeling belligerent.

(Credit: Ibid.)

Anyway, Kratos kills the King of Persia, because if the King of Persia killed Kratos the game would be a lot shorter. Now, there's no watertight confirmation that this is the second Persian invasion—the first one also featured attempted Persian inroads into Attica, and was recent enough that it's not inconceivable for Eurybiades to have shown up, there, too—but if this is the second Persian invasion, and that is the King of Persia that was King of Persia during the second Persian invasion, then that King of Persia is Xerxes I.

And now, I think, you peer up at me, gaze beseeching. "But KC," you say, anxious and afraid, "Xerxes I didn't die during his invasion of Greece! After Greek victory at the Battle of Salamis, Persian forces were forced to withdraw from Attica, including Xerxes I himself, after which he focused on lavish construction projects until he was assassinated fifteen years later for unrelated reasons! He didn't die in the Greco-Persian Wars at all!"

To which I say: You know who else didn't die in the Greco-Persian Wars? Eurybiades. And you know who definitely didn't die in a fit of paranoid, obsessive overwork in the heart of a monumental statue of Apollo on the isle of Delos?

What I'm saying here is that God of War's relationship with historicality is fleeting at best, so maybe Don't Worry About It here, too.

(Incidentally, if it's the first Persian invasion of Greece that Kratos is mucking around in, then that king is actually Darius the Great, who also didn't die in Greece in real life. Darius is in Civilization V, though, so getting his Ryu Number is a lot easier.)

And speaking of Civilization, I've finally come to the shortest route I've found that, for all its likeliness, isn't as definite as I'd like, which is why I've saved it for last. You know how Civilization works, I think—you play a historical civilization (with a historical leader to match), and go up against other historical civilizations with their leaders. Like Darius, just now—he's your leader if you decide to play as the Persians.

Civilization III is like that...but unfortunately not as much like that as a fellow'd prefer. Sure, it's got its civilizations and leaders...

...But there's the occasional glaring unspecificity that's apparently there to make life difficult for me in particular. Yeah, sure, Montezuma here is most likely the second one—the one everyone knows, the one that had the real bad experience with Spain—but are you sure he isn't the first one instead? Like, absolutely sure? The instruction manual doesn't say, you know. How sure are you? Sure enough to bet a dollar? Two dollars? Fifty dollars? Your firstborn child? Why would I want your firstborn child, anyway? I don't want to look after a child; that's literally more work for me.

The Persian civilization exhibits the same problem here. Yeah, of course that's Xerxes I! If the team behind the game is picking out a historical figure named Xerxes to represent the Persians, it's got to be Xerxes I. But at the same time, there's technically nothing saying this isn't Xerxes II, a separate 5th-century-BCE Persian ruler of the Achaemenid Empire. I mean, it's terribly unlikely, seeing as Xerxes II ruled for 45 days before being killed by his half-brother, who ruled for six months before being killed by his half-brother, making him Not Exactly The Sort Of Individual You'd Put The Spotlight On, but Mahatma Gandhi and Joan of Arc are the leaders of Indian and French civilizations in this game, and that's weird, too. Gandhi was never the Prime Minister of India or anything like that, and Joan of Arc was a military leader, not a monarch.

Still, if you're willing to follow the reasonable assumption that the Xerxes here is Xerxes I, then the path that results is pretty dang optimal:

...If this is how you found out that Mahatma Gandhi is in Minecraft DLC, I'm sorry.

[tianmicons]

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

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[grailfinders]

Fate and Phantasms #21P: Leonidas I

today on Fate and Phantasms we’re building Leonidas I, and thankfully we’re not building all 299 of the other guys. hopefully that won’t cramp your style. Leo’s a Fighter to fight good, but we’ll also dip into the Viking, Marshal, and Bastion archetypes for some stronger shielding and a little charisma.

check out his build breakdown below the cut, or his character sheet over here!

next up: roma lite

Ancestry & Background

I’m sorry if this comes off as a surprise, but Leonidas is still a Human. that means you get a boost in any two stats of your choice like Strength and Constitution. That being said, if we want to hold down the hot gates, we need to be a descendant of an Ifrit. that gives you fire resistance equal to half your level, and environmental heat affects you one step less than most people. you also get access to ifrit feats like your Cindersoul. with this, your DC to recover from acid, bleed, and poison is reduced.

you also have a Noble Resolve which comes into play at level 5, giving you a +1 bonus for Will saves against mental effects. you’ll also automatically know whatever poor sonofabitch tried to charm or frighten you.

at level 9 you can perform a Scorching Disarm once per day, sticking an enemy’s sword into your fiery helmet and turning it red hot. you make an athletics check to disarm a creature without needing a free hand. if you succeed, the target takes fire damage unless it drops the weapon, and on a critical success they’ll do both.

at level 13, you can Summon Fire Elemental once per day, spending 3 actions to cast Summon Elemental as a 5th level spell, so you can summon a Living Wildfire. I know I said we weren’t making all 299 extra guys, but having some backup is usually smart.

finally, at level 17 you can Bounce Back for free when you lose the dying condition, keeping yourself from getting wounded once per day. that’s the power of guts, baby!

Leonidas is also a Warrior, giving him a boost in Strength and Constitution again as well as training in Intimidation and Warfare so he can use the Intimidating Glare feature. with this, you can demoralize using the visual trait instead of auditory, so you don’t take a penalty against targets that don’t understand your languages. I don’t think they speak Greek in… wherever pathfinder takes place.

Class Levels

1. starting off as a fighter means your Key Ability is Strength, which not only means your fighting DCs are based on it, but you get yet another boost to boot. on top of that, it’s proficiency time! you’re trained in Will Saves, Class DC, Advanced Weapons, and all kinds of Armor, as well as a bevy of skills- Athletics, Arcana, and Society now, and Survival, Nature, and Deception as we level up. if that wasn’t enough, you’re also an expert in Perception; Fortitude and Reflex saves; and Unarmed, Simple, and Martial Weapons.

as a level one fighter, there’s some things everyone gets- and Ability Boost (which we’re taking for Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, and Intelligence), the ability to make Attacks of Opportunity against moving and manipulating foes, and the Shield Block reaction to take less damage. you’re the last line of defense, after all. holy shit we’re actually using Shield Block!

you also get one fighter feat of your choosing, and I want Combat Assessment. with this, you can spend an action to make an attack, recalling knowledge on a hit. you’ll even get a bonus to the check if you critically hit! you can use it once per day per target.

2. at level two you can make an aggressive block whenever you take the shield block reaction! if the attacking creature is your size or smaller you can knock it around, pushing it 5 feet or making it flat-footed for a round. the creature gets to choose, and it can’t move into occupied spaces. it’s not quite THIS IS SPARTA, but it’s what we got.

you also gain additional lore to be real good with mountains. you’re trained with mountains now, and you’ll get better with it at third, seventh, and 15th levels. it’s the closest thing to canyons in pathfinder, and we need to know them inside and out for a lil somethin’ somethin’ later.

also, you’re now a viking! with this you become trained in sailing lore. spartans weren’t known for being great sailors, but that’s like being in last place in the major leagues. you also ignore difficult terrain in shallow water, and you always critically succeed in swimming! the all-terrain lancer!

3. at level 3 you’ve got some bravery, making you an expert in will saves, and your successes against fear are always critical! even if you fail, you get less frightened than most people.

we’ll also bump up your Warfare lore a bit so you can be a Battle Planner now. when you scout an enemy’s position, or get info from a scout, you can spend a minute coming up with a battle plan. basically, you can roll a warfare check and use that for your initiative roll when you eventually fight them. since you’re afraid of ghosts we can’t really bump up your wisdom too much, so this’ll help out a ton when it comes to getting into fights early.

4. at level 4 you get a Shielded Stride. when your shield is raised you can stride without triggering attacks of opportunity. you can even do this while swimming or flying!

you’re also clever enough to have an Eye for Numbers, so you can spend an action to estimate the number of items in a group. you also get a bonus to deciphering math-based writing. ya huge nerd.

you also get a situational version of the shield block feat, Reactive Shield. if you’re about to take a melee hit, you can react to add your shield’s bonus to your AC. you’re usually fighting defensively anyway, but now you can extend yourself further and still get your shield up in time.

5. level five’s pretty basic, just improving on what you’ve already got. you get an Ability Boost in Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, and Wisdom, as well as Fighter Weapon Mastery, making you a lot better with various spears, as well as granting you their critical specialization. you’re also an expert in Athletics now.

6. at level 4 you got a new shield reaction, but it’s been a whole two levels! time for a new one. with Guardian’s Deflection, you can use a shield to add 2 to a friend’s AC if they’re getting hit and that would make a difference.

and while you’re more rough and tumble than most kings you’ve still got some Courtly Graces, making it easier to make impressions on nobles.

you use shields a lot, so we’re probably bumping into Pathfinder’s big issue with shields by now- in Pathfinder, shields have HP. with Second Shield, you can use a free action to grab another one after your current one breaks. you can also improvise shields from random items, if your DM okays it.

7. another old stuff but better level! you deal more damage with Weapon Specialization, you’re better with Intimidation, and you’re a Battlefield Surveyor that bumps up your perception and you get a bonus to initiative rolls.

finally, you can Diehard, so you die at dying 5 instead of 4. more guts baby!

8. there’s no more denying it- you came here to read and to lead! so that’s why you’re now a marshal. with this, you’ve got a marshal’s aura in a 10’ range around you, giving you and any friends inside a +1 bonus against fear! this also gives you a boost in intimidation- spartan’s ain’t nice y’all.

but what is nice is this makes your group coercion real heckin’ good, letting you coerce up to 10 people at a time! if that doesn’t work out you can always quick shield block for an extra reaction each turn. you can only use this to shield block like the name implies tho.

9. level nine’s pretty fast, mostly because we’re not picking anything for Combat Flexibility here. it lets you gain a fighter feat of level 8 or lower that you can swap out each day. we will, however, pick a skill increase here, so congrats, you’re better at living in a Society now. you’re also better with Fortitude saves thanks to being a Juggernaut. not only does that make you a master, it also gives you critical successes more often!

10. halfway through the build you get another ASI for more Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, and Charisma. you also gain some Combat Reflexes, giving you an extra reaction each round for attacks of opportunity!

we’re also getting a lot more vocal this time around with the skill feat Battle Cry, which really doesn’t work like the FGO skill. in FGO, you get stronger buster cards. here, it attempts to demoralize a foe as a free action when you roll initiative. once we get your intimidation up a little more though it’ll help you demoralize someone as a reaction every time you crit too! you can also shout out for an ally to Steel Yourself! as an action. one ally in your aura gains temporary HP and a bonus to Fortitude saves for a round.

11. this level you get expertise in armor and your class DC, which is nice. you also learn a little Diplomacy to maybe help out with the Peloponnesian War a lil, and if that falls through you’re a Prescient Planner, letting you spend a minute to retroactively buy a useful piece of adventuring gear.

12. at level 12 your aggressive block turns into a Flinging Shove, letting you push a creature back even further or make them flat-footed for a round. decisions, decisions…

you’ll have plenty of time to make those decisions now that you’re Too Angry to Die. after being knocked unconscious you can spend a reaction as you stand up to demoralize a nearby foe. and it’s good that you’re fast at getting back up, because you like to fight Back to Back. as long as you’re next to a buddy, neither of you can be flanked unless you both are. you can even team up with multiple allies this way, though it falls through if you and another ally are flanked.

13. thirteen’s another fast one- you’re better at survival, and all your weapon skills get bumped up thanks to you being a Weapon Legend. you’re still slightly better with a spear, but you’re really good with just about anything you want.

14. at level 14 your Determination lets you end a spell effect on you as an action. you have to make a check, but you’re pretty good with will saves anyway. you’re also finally able to put your Ambush Tactics into practice while in the mountains. if an enemy is rolling stealth for their initiative, you can use your Mountain Lore to roll yours- which, btw, is going to be Legendary next level.

you can also keep your men in line with a Cadence Call, something like “spartans, what is your profession?” will make allies in your aura quickened for a turn, giving them an extra action to move with. if they used that action, they’ll be slowed next turn though.

15. so, first things first, you’re a master in Athletics and a legend with Mountain Lore. on top of that, your strength, dexterity, constitution, and intelligence are higher now, and your Evasion makes you a master of Reflex saves, and you get critical success easier. you also have Greater Weapon Specialization which is Weapon Specialization with bigger numbers, and Improved Flexibility for another fighter feat each day. your one new thing is you can make a Powerful Leap, increasing your long and high jumps.

a whole lot going on, but it’s mostly just better stuff you already had.

16. your new Quick Climb will make setting up positions in a canyon easier, and you can also make a Desperate Finisher, using a press attack as a reaction, though it will shut down any other reactions you could have used that round. if you know a fight’s over, you might as well go for it, right?

in case you don’t believe the best defense is a good offense, let’s get a better defense by joining the Bastion dedication. this gives you Reactive Shield for free, which… you already had. bummer. still, these are free archetypes, so you’re not missing out terribly.

17. you’re now a master in all kinds of Armor, as well as Warfare. love these short levels.

18. congratulations, you’re now a Legendary Professional! technically this works with your mountain lore and not your warfare lore until next level, but it means you get more money when you earn income with your skills, and more money means more men in your army. that beats a little anachronisity every day.

speaking of weird timings, now that you’re a bastion, you can gain the Reflexive Shield feat, so whenever you raise your shield you get a bonus to reflex saves, and damage from failed reflex saves can be Shield Blocked. that gives you access to the fighter feat Improved Reflexive Shield, so whenever you block reflex-based damage nearby allies also take less damage. being a shield wall was so much easier IRL, you didn’t have to worry about dragons or nothing!

19. as promised, you’re now legendary in Warfare. you’re also legendary with simple, martial, and unarmed weapons and a master with advanced weapons and your class DC.

20. with your final level you get another boost to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, and Wisdom. you also gain the best fighter feat for a defensive build, Boundless Reprisals. with this, you get an extra reaction every turn that you can use on any fighter feat or class feature, which is huge for a build all about responding to attacks. on top of that, you’re now a Shield Warden, letting you Shield Block as a reaction to protect any allies next to you. you also learn to Wall Jump, that’s just kind of there.

Pros and Cons

Pros:

I think you might just be a better shielder than even Mash was, and that’s saying something! your shield can protect from reflex saves and attacks on other enemies, and you have literally as many reactions as the enemy has men. not to mention you can pick up shields as a free action every time you break one down.

you’re also weirdly good at diplomacy, oddly enough. you’ve got solid intimidation, society, and diplomacy. you run a country, it’s kind of a necessity.

you’re really flexible when it comes to your gear. you don’t really wear armor, you’re great with every kind of weapon, and you can literally just pick up random shit to use as a shield when yours breaks!

Cons:

shields break in Pathfinder. that really sucks when your entire build centers around blocking stuff. we’ve taken steps to minimize the damage, but if your shield craps out on you and there’s nothing around to replace it with… good luck, especially since you don’t wear armor.

you don’t do magical damage, outside disarming people and a single spell per day at level 13. that’s not a big deal if your campaign is low-magic, but if you fight big bad beasties with resistances and have a stingy DM, you’re going to have a bad time.

your play style is highly reactive. that’s not a bad thing, stopping the enemies from hurting people is super useful, but it doesn’t quite feel as satisfying as being proactive, at least not to me. maybe that’s just a personal thing.

[whiskeysorrows]

who wants to read the themistocles/leonidas fic i wrote instead of actually revising classics

[annon-guy2]

Mortal Kombat Guest Kharacter Poll (Movie Guests)

[blogdemocratesjr]

Leonidas at Thermopylae by Jacques-Louis David + Statue of a hoplite, known as “Leonidas” (5th cent.) + Achaemenid king killing a Greek hoplite. A possible depiction of Xerxes killing Leonidas

Xerxes wrote to him, “It is possible for you, by not fighting against God but by ranging yourself on my side, to be the sole ruler of Greece.” But he wrote in reply, “If you had any knowledge of the noble things of life, you would refrain from coveting others’ possessions; but for me to die for Greece is better than to be the sole ruler over the people of my race.”

When Xerxes wrote again, “Hand over your arms,” he wrote in reply, "Come and take them.”

He bade his soldiers eat their breakfast as if they were to eat their dinner in the other world.

—Plutarch, Sayings of the Spartans

After the Greeks had carried on the acquired treasures for some little while, the downfall of Greece occurred, and Rome took her place. In this way we should arrive at a plan of human evolution, so that when speaking of this plan we could never fall into the error of saying: ‘How did it come about, for instance, that just Xerxes or Miltiades or Leonidas had this or that individual karma?’ We must consider this individual karma as something which must be determined by and interwoven with the plan of the evolution of mankind. This cannot be understood in any other way; and this, too, is the view of Spiritual Science. But if this is the case, we must say: In this well-planned advance of human evolution we must see something which is a thing by itself, which is continuous in itself, in a similar way to that in which karmic events in individual human lives are connected with each other, and we must further enquire: ‘What relation does such a plan of the whole evolution of mankind bear to the individual karma of man?’

—Rudolf Steiner, Manifestations of Karma: Lecture XI

[eleonorpiteira]

Kassandra of Atlantis - Assassin's Creed: Odyssey fanart, watercolour and acrylic-gouache on hot press paper

Entirely because I LOVED the Atlantis aesthetic so much, and I love Kassandra ❤ It's been a while since I played the game, but I think that thematically she should have been holding the Staff of Hermes Trismegistus but…uhh, I didn't want to paint it, so I didn't! Have the Spear of Leonidas instead :) Like Bayek, this one was based on an old sketch - finishing it traditionally was a little challenge I gave myself. ('little' she says, you know, like a fool)

Art prints here!

[makanidotdot]

That Cinematic Where Uther and Sylvanas Talked in Shadowlands Plus Everything that Led Up To It Except Now I Like It

Fuck ittt, reposting this cos it's the 2 year anniversary of this wall of text hyperfixation comic I ACTUALLY DID finish, but was only an imgur link bc tumblr didn't support enough images before. putting this shit directly on the good bad site where it belongs

uh ok imagine the blades of grass things in the jailer's hand here are actually like glowing threads of her soul. i could prob color just this part to make it more clear but my body goes limp like a marionette when i think about exerting that small amount of effort to make my comic more legible

this ^ is one page i would maybe color sometime, actually one of my fave things i've drawn tbqhhh

[fbfh]

making out with Leo hcs

wc: 1.3k

warnings: making out (obvs),

genre: fluff (and little mild pinch of spice here and there), sfw

pairing: Leo x gn reader

song recs: I stood on my feet for 6 hours straight and all I could think about was you - tea, acolyte - slaughter beach dog

a/n: I couldn't resist w the gif. also GOD this man will be the death of me. I can feel him so viscerally and I need a smooch immediately

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This motherfucker is a kissing MACHINE

Making out with Leo can happen at almost any time

For almost any reason

Bc let’s be real

Who in their right goddamn mind wouldn’t want to make out with him at the drop of a hat

At any and every possible opportunity

So yeah lucky for you

And lucky for Leo

Making out is a very, very frequent occurrence

God Leo just gets lost in you

As cheesy as it may sound

He gets so blissed out from your taste and your smell

The feeling of your lips on his, your skin against his hands, his tongue in your mouth

He literally loses all sense of time and is just in this euphoric haze 

After about three or four seconds he can feel himself just melt into you

And after that?? He’s gone

He’s on another planet

In a whole entirely different world

His hands are everywhere

In your hair, on your face, your neck and waist and ass

Grabbing your legs and caressing you so affectionately, his hands roaming all over your body and slipping under your clothes

And god holding your face??????

That one’s your favorite

When he holds your face in his big warm hands, stroking your skin 

His soft lips are all over yours, tongue slipping playfully into your mouth as he sighs and moans against your lips

His soft breaths puffing over your skin while he works his lips against yours

He’s so happy and so relaxed like this

God you just make him feel so happy

So good and relaxed and warm 

So whole and fuzzy inside

And seriously 

He will make out with you at any and every possible opportunity 

Lazy morning makeouts peppered in between the smell of minty toothpaste and fresh coffee 

Your soft pajamas rub against his skin and you still smell like sleep 

He never knows if he’s flushed from being cuddled under warm blankets or from how sweetly you smile and hum against his lips when he wraps his arms around you

These are sprinkled throughout your whole morning routine 

He’ll sneak in little kisses and love bites while the he starts making you your favorite breakfast

Oh that’s another thing

He fucking loves cooking for you

Especially in the morning when you look all soft and sleepy

Like since you moved in together you literally can’t remember the last time you made your own breakfast

Or on busy days you have the exciting rushed indulgent “one more kiss before we go” kisses

That obviously turn into hurried makeouts

God he’s just addicted to you

Because it’s never just one more kiss

It’s the one after that

And after that

And the murmured “I love you- love you so much-” against your lips

Until you’re a giggling flustered wreck insisting you’ll both be late

And every single time part of him wants to say fuck it

Wrap you up in his arms and throw you on the couch and kiss you until you both pass out

Or yk… something else happens…

And then there are the equally lovely I’m so glad to finally see you after such a long day makeouts

You know, the ones where Leo enters smelling like metal and covered in grease and his hair’s all rumpled and pushed back out of his face

And he drops his bag and lets out the biggest sigh and before you’re even done greeting him he takes your face in his hands and gives you this big messy relieved kiss that melts into a full on makeout before he finally pulls away and looks at you so sweetly

“Hi,” he says softly

You greet him back with a flustered giggle and despite how tired he is he gives you the warmest most organic sincere smile

He would be amazed that you can always make him smile no matter how exhausted he is

But you’re really just that amazing so he can’t say he’s too surprised

Then there are the times where you’re out somewhere or at some event and Leo finds any excuse to slip away with you

You think maybe his social battery is running low

Until he pins you against the wall so you can suck face until you absolutely have to go back out there

He’s gotten in the habit of making a mental note of where any good quiet makeout spots are whenever y’all are anywhere 

It’s not that he can’t keep his hands to himself

But like 

You’re you 

Of course he’s going to jump at any and every opportunity to kiss you breathless and get to hold you close to him and feel your body press against his

Kissing you 

Making out with you

It makes his brain so quiet

And as an adhd genius, that’s not a luxury he gets very often

You’re an oasis of peace in the hurricane of chaos that is his life

And he truly has never been happier since knowing you

He just gets overwhelmed with his love and adoration for you

And usually kissing you does the trick

But sometimes after a while of feeling you grab at his shirt and melt into his touch

After feeling your pulse speed up when he bites at your neck to make you gasp a little

After being so, so close to you and hearing all of your little breaths and noises and sighs

He gets a little frisky

Playful if you will

But can you blame him??

You just look so extra cute when you get like this

I hope you don’t get flustered easily bc he will tease the shit out of you just to see you bury your face in his neck when you get all embarrassed from the attention

And he will find more and more ways to make you a flustered mess when he gets like this during a makeout sesh

Your favorite 

And subsequently his 

Is when he just fuckin

Scoops you up and tosses you onto the nearest surface

This can go one of two ways so we’ll be discussing the non lemon flavored one here

Yes he loves seeing you turn into a flustered mess bc of him

Yes he loves how nervous you get and how easily you respond to all of his licks and kisses and love bites

But god he just loves the intimacy of it all

Getting to lay on top of you on a soft couch with your legs wrapped around him

Holding your face and caressing your body with his hands, every brush of his fingertips telling you over and over how much he loves you

How amazing you are

How he thanks the gods and the fates every goddamn day that you’re in his life at all

Much less to this extent

He loves listening to your blood thrum and your breaths rise and fall

He loves the way you smell, the sound of your voice when it’s all quiet and up close like this

He just loves you

And he will express that in many ways, including making out with you as often as he possibly feasibly can

Because Leo is a firm believer that if you’re lucky enough to bag a catch like you, you kiss them and tell them you love them as often as possible

And get them a lot of flowers

Only some of which are a little charred

And you wouldn’t have them any other way

[green-tea217]

whatever you do don’t think about the fact that Esperanza is buried in Texas and Leo was in Arizona, New York, California and in a bunch of foster homes and probably couldn’t visit his mothers grave whenever he wanted

[giallos]

Those About to Die as Text Posts 1/?

[tianmicons]

[starii-void]

hc that leo valdez eats thigns like peanut butter and nutella straight out the jar when he’s hungry/bored but too lazy to get anything to eat

Jason, looking for Leo in the Argo II: Hey Leo, how’s the progress on-

Leo, holding a jar of nutella and a spoon as he’s trying to figure out the schemes for something:

Jason:

Leo:

Leo: Look. I wanted sugar. I’m stressed

Jason: The dining room exists for a reason. You created it-

Leo, gesturing at the nutella jar, then at his schematics: Don’t question my ways.

[satsuha]

individual images for my dragalia tribute video here!