#leo akaba

[redbullgivesyouwingedkuriboh]

Since y’all liked me getting beaten down by GX characters so much, here’s:

Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V Characters ranked by how easily I could take them in a fight

same rules apply: fisticuffs only and my personal feelings about the characters do not matter

also since ARC-V is WEIRD AF when it comes to characters this will be characters that are exclusive to ARC-V. so no repeat of Asuka. We already know I bite harder than she does.

without further ado, here we go:

Reira Akaba. No shit. is literally a baby. if I was a baby kicking kind of person I could punt her into the sun. However as I do not kick babies I am more inclined to wrap her in a lil blanket and put her in the corner.

Yuya Sakaki. Bitch. One good step on his toes and he’s going “reaction shot?!” I pull on his stupid fuckin goggles and snap them back onto his face. he’s down. count to ten.

Yuzu Hiragi. Canonically the bracelet girls really suck at holding their own at any given moment. Yuzu is the weakest physically because she has never seen war or hardship to the level of the other three. I could take her in four seconds. pigtail tug time.

Yuri. The second weakest physically of the Yu boys. has been coddled by Leo for years. probably sparred with Sho at the academy to make himself feel better about having 0% body weight from muscles. eat shit you purple motherfucker.

Dennis McField. not only would I beat him, I would enjoy doing it. I’d love to curbstomp that motherfucker off a boat, except he already did that to himself. physically he is a fuckin twig and I am five feet seven inches of pure unadulterated god complex. he’ll wish I turned his ass into a card.

Reiji Akaba. the scarf works to his detriment. I do two laps around him holding the end of that thing and suddenly his face is turning blue and he’s calling for papa. unfortunately for him I have zero mercy.

Rin. again, the bracelet girls are notoriously bad at being strong independent women. we literally don’t see Rin for most of the series because she got herself kidnapped off the cuff. that being said she could probably hold her own against me, but I think she’s too sweet for that.

Z-ARC. We’ve established I bite. even outside of human form, if you look at him, he’s got a fuck ton of exposed veins, both as regular Z-ARC and Yuya Z-ARC. chompy chompy motherfucker you’ll pass out from the blood loss before I can kick your ass properly.

Yugo. Canonically relies on his motorcycle for fuckin everything. lost to Yuri because he rolled a nat one on his constitution saving throw. even though he’s probably physically in shape from motorcycle stuff I could flick him in the forehead and he’d be whining like a baby. If I got the first shot in, I’d have a 99% chance of winning. If he got to me first it would go to about 60%. again, I bite.

Leo Akaba. Here’s where we get into characters that have a greater than 50% chance of beating me. Leo is canonically ripped and also has zero emotions. I would only win if I got close enough for a nut kick, but there’s only one person who wants to be that close to Leo Akaba and it sure as hell ain’t me.

Sora Shuin’in. Holy fuck who let their feral cat off its leash. Sora is literally insane and I am requesting backup. He’d shove that lollipop so far up my ass that I’d be able to tell whether it was lime or green apple. I live in fear of Sora suddenly materializing in my room

Ruri Kurosaki. Remember how I bite? She bites harder. She puts up with No Shit and also has No Fucks To Give.

Serena. No further explanation needed. I fear that explaining it further would cause Feral Child #2 to burst into my brain and start kicking.

Yusho Sakaki. Sweet mother of blue eyes white dragon. remember how I said my personal feelings don’t matter? now they do. smash. next question. wait what were we talking about?

Shun Kurosaki. kinda lost the plot on Yusho but we’re back on track now. Shun canonically took out armed guards by Batmanning his ass up a wall. There’s posters up for him that say “lost dog” and the caption is just “if you find him please keep him”.

Yuto. Everything that Shun is + Ruri taught him how to effectively bite.

Noburu Gongenzaka. he is actually ripped and wears cement shoes for funzies. he could probably just stomp once and my shaky joints would give out on their own. bye.

Yoko Sakaki. canonically beat the stuffing out of people in her past life and I would let her. angry mom energy means I barely make it out alive. smash. wait— shit—

[purpleleafsyt]

I think Ray should be filled with rage.

[blastthechaos]

I'm under the belief that Leo Pre-Ray's "death" and the Destruction of the Original Dimension used to be a decent dude but the "death" of his daughter and the destruction of his home kinda drove him...loopy.

It does fit with the flashback showing him and Ray having a decent relationship to the point of sacrificing herself because she didn't wanna lose him and that before he got his memory back he seemed to be ok chilling with his family and Yusho in Standard. Plus it does parallel him with Zarc who used to be a cool dude too but the audience drove him loopy as well.

[thewittyphantom]

Here's Rin's dialogue with Celina and Declan.

Rin: Celina! Celina: Rin! You're back! That means Yugo accomplished his mission. Yugo was worried about going to see you alone, but Zuzu gave him a little push. Rin: So that's what happened! Celina: I still can't figure out if Yugo is someone we can count on or not. Rin: You seem to know a lot about Yugo, Celina. Celina: I do? Not as much as you. Though I did Duel him at the Friendship Cup. Rin: What!? You were able to enter the Friendship Cup!? Celina: But I lost...Thanks for reminding me...Has he always Dueled that way? Rin: When you say "that way," do you mean like he leaves everything to luck? Celina: Yeah! That! Rin: He's never been a strategist...But he never gives up! Celina: So he's honed his lucky strategy through countless Duels... Rin: You make it sound awesome, but it's kinda not. Anyway, I'm interested in learning how you Duel. Celina: You are? Rin: I want to know what kind of Dueling it takes to enter the Friendship Cup! Celina: By the way, Zuzu entered the Friendship Cup too. Rin: Whaaaaaat!? That's not fair! I wanted to enter toooooo!

Declan: You must be Rin from the Synchro Dimension. Rin: You're that guy who fought against Leo Akaba! Declan: I'm Declan. Declan Akaba. I'm...sorry. Rin: Huh? Declan: If I was stronger, I could've prevented my father from putting your life in danger. Rin: You shouldn't take all the blame. if that guy who looked like Yugo hadn't abducted me, none of this would've happened. Declan: But my father did try to erase you. Rin: That does tick me off. But since it was to save Ray, I sort of understand - even if I don't like it. Declan: Be that as it may, I truly regret what happened to you. I don't know what I can do to atone, but I promise to help you whenever you need it. Rin: You can start by answering a question. How's the Synchro Dimension doing? Declan: Duel Academy is no longer a threat. The four dimensions are now connected, so there have been big changes. Even the Topsiders and the Commons are starting to get along. Rin: I see...That's great to hear! If anything new changes in the Synchro Dimension, let me know! Declan: I promise I will.

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Leo: SON, BRING ME THE HAPPY MEAL WITH THE PETER RABBIT TOY!

Declan: WHICH FUCKIN TOY BITCH?!

[gedascrown5768]

Family bonding

[couldinfinitytrainhavesavedthem]

[blackfeatherdragon]

The En cards always had the effect of turning whoever used them to seal Zarc into a baby -> Leo designed the En cards with the intention of using them to seal Zarc himself -> Leo felt his role in creating Real Solid Vision enabled Zarc's rampage -> Conclusion: Leo was okay with being turned back into a baby if it meant atoning for enabling Zarc's rampage

[kcuf-ad]

The Rival's moms has to have the worst taste in men I have ever seen. These women have 0 standards.

How could Declan's mom see Leo and think, "Yeah, he is hot."?

How can Kite's mom see Faker and think, "I want him to be the father of my children."?

Ryoken's mom really saw this monster and said, "I want him."

Gozaboro may be Seto's adopted dad, but Noah is his biological son, and I am stuck on how any woman would ever go 5 meters in front of him without slapping him.

Chazz and Jack's parents haven't been seen, so they get a pass for now.

[yugioh-polls-because-yes]

villains, can you feel the power?

Time for the ARC-V Main Villain Poll. Vote for who you think is the best Main Villain in the Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V anime.

Let's see where the pendulum swings!

[healeroflightanddark]

Lancers' Galleon, Chapter 6: Angry Dad

Yusho was still clearly very upset by lunchtime, so the boys quietly set the table and sat down. As Yoko placed their lunches on the table, Yusho suddenly spoke.

“Yuri, just so you know, whatever Akaba Leo ever did to you before, I won’t ever let him do it again,” he said, looking at the cabbage-head. Yuri looked up, startled. “What did he say…?”

“I’m not going to repeat it, but it was completely unforgivable,” Yusho replied. “Nobody should ever have to experience anything like that, especially not a child!”

“What… did you tell him?” Yuya asked, a little worried. He’d never thought his father could ever be so angry. Yusho was the kind of person who tried to solve all his problems by making them smile. Seeing him so angry was unnerving.

Yusho shook his head. “I’m not going to repeat it in front of you boys,” he replied. “But if he’s got a single braincell, he’ll take it seriously.”

[svxlua]

zarc and leo for zarcmas !

[blastthechaos]

Genesisshipping/Predatorshipping AU where Serena disobeys Leo and keeps meeting up with Yuri and before he knows it they're in a relationship together.

And everytime he sees them together having a nice moments he sees Ray and (begrudgingly) Zarc...and whenever they have a argument he gets PTSD Flashbacks.

Not of Zarc destroying everything mind you, but whenever he and Ray had an argument and he had to watch it/hear Ray vent to him.

(Bonus:Whenever he see Yuya/Yuzu, Yuto/Ruri and Yuto/Rin, the same thing happens)

[thewittyphantom]

Here's Yuri's dialogue with Celina and Lulu.

Yuri: Hey Celina. Celina: Yuri! So you're back too... Yuri: Huh? Aren't you happy to see me? Celina: Not really. Yuri: Awwww. I was expecting tears. Us Fusion folk need to stick together. But whatever. I'm not particularly happy to see you, either. We've known about each other, but it's not like we used to hang out. The only thing we had in common was The Professor. Celina: Don't bring him up! It's true he cared about me. But only so he could get Ray back! Meanwhile, you were willing to do anything for The Professor. Yuri: That's true. But that's in the past. I found something more entertaining to do these days. Celina: Don't tell me you're thinking of turning people into cards again! Yuri: Cards? Oh yeah - I used to do that, didn't I. But no. it's something more fun than that! And you can play a part, Celina. Celina: What do you mean? Yuri: I'm saying that I can have fun with you. I always wanted to have a real Duel with you. Celina: If it'll get your gums to stop flapping...Fine! If you want to Duel, then let's Duel! Yuri: I can't wait to see what The Professor saw in you, Celina!

Lulu: You're...Yuri...! Yuri: Long time no see, Lulu. What's wrong? You look so nervous. Calm down. I'm not here to abduct you. Duel Academy isn't ordering me around anymore. But for old times take we can play a little game of hide-and-seek if you want. Lulu: How about we Duel instead! Yuri: Really? I thought you were afraid of me. Lulu: I am afraid. That's why I have to face you to overcome my fears! Yuri: I see...You've always been too reckless for your own good. let's begin. And don't worry. When I win, I won't abduct you or turn you into a card. Lulu: ...If you're done taunting me, I have something to say too. Yuri: Yes? Lulu: No one should ever be threatened to be turned into a card in the first place. Yuri: Is that so? Lulu: A Duel is to make everyone smile - not to hate! I'll prove that to you in this Duel! Yuri: That's great. I feel like I'm going to enjoy this Duel more than last time!

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

There is only one thing Leo Akaba wants more than war:

McDonalds Happy Meals

[elemental-daddy-neos]

Friendly reminder that sometimes the Arc-V manga would just choose to not shade Leo Akaba at all and instead made him white for a few panels

For comparison: These panels were taken from a screenshot of one page, and came directly before the first panel up top

Like. They're literally back to back.