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odyooles · 2 months ago
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some sketches + a bigger piece for weird island's anniversary!
aaand, though i drew this a while ago, i can't remember if i posted it, so, here!
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(ft. some of my bestie @karl-raccoon-in-a-teacup's fusion ocs (go look at their blog for them @bungou-stray-chimera))
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bluecurtainsstuff · 1 year ago
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Madeline Usher and Daisy Buchanan
: an essay no one asked for
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The connection between the characters Daisy Buchanan and Madeline Usher may not be the most significant imagery in Mike Flanagan’s The Fall Of The House Of Usher, however, it may have been a key insight into Madeline’s mentality.
Daisy Buchanan comes from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby, which was published in 1925, and Madeline Usher was originally from an Edgar Allen Poe’s short story The Fall Of The House Of Usher which inspired Mike Flanagan’s limited television series by the same name in 2023. The version being analyzed is the latter addition of Madeline. In the television series, one of the first appearances of young Madeline Usher is her dressed as Daisy Buchanan. Her twin brother, Roderick Usher is dressed as Jay Gatsby.
The scene is 1979, New Year's night and both twins take a seat at a bar. The curious bartender will later be revealed as Verna (an anagram for ‘Raven’ and a subject for its own essay entirely) and Madeline is laying out a plan, specifically to and not with, her brother; they are laying out an alibi.
The twins have just gotten away with the murder of Fortunato CEO Rufus Wilmot Griswold. Madeline gave him sherry laced with cyanide and seduced him into the basement, which was still in construction. She walks away from him, saying he can have her if he can get to her, but the poison kicks in and he struggles to walk, collapsing on the floor. Madeline taunts him, calling him a “big strong man.” Before this encounter, there had been a business meeting where Griswold refused to listen to Madeline, blatantly sexualizing, and telling her ‘not to fuck with him’. Every encounter between the two shows Griswold thinking he has the upper hand, however with Madeline being regarded as a genius by her brother and the audience, Griswold does not realize who is really in charge until she is laying out her plan for him while he is chained up behind a brick wall. Madeline gets away with murder.
Then at the bar, she is seen dancing and flirting with another man, returning to the bar and telling Roderick it's his turn to dance with someone. Roderick does not want to, and Madeline does not care, telling him that they need to build an alibi. He listens, and Madeline ends up having a conversation with Verna.
While there are many incidents and examples of Madeline’s genius, this is about her connection to Daisy Buchanan, and that she does all of this (minus the business meeting) dressed as Daisy Buchanan. At the end of Gatsby, Daisy gets away with murder, never being caught because she is an ‘innocent woman’ and this is all Madeline was seen as by Griswold. Throughout the series Madeline has an open distaste for men, saying “Men are as stupid as they are simple” in a future conversation with her oldest niece Tamerlane Usher. Madeline went into the situation knowing she would be underestimated and sexualized by Griswold, and her costume perfectly reflects that.
Aside from false perceptions, there is also the point of philosophy. Daisy says “I hope she’ll be a fool- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” Madeline is anything but a fool, and time and time again she demonstrates that she is constantly aware of her surroundings. For example, in a conversation with her brother, they talk about a foster home they had been in, and how Madeline had befriended their foster mother, who practically tortured them. This alliance gave Madeline access to important documents and she was able to ruin the foster mother's life. Madeline is anything but a fool. Furthermore, in the conversation she has with Tamerlane, it seems like she has at least some sort of faith in her oldest niece; she does not want Tamerlane to be a fool, she wants her to be a savior of Fortunato Pharmaceuticals. Her other nieces, Victorine LaFourcade and Camille L’Espanya are both extremely smart as well. Camille in particular consumes knowledge voraciously, using it to benefit her in her family. This thirst for knowledge does end with her gruesome death via chimpanzee, but Camille doesn't seem to regret this.
As for Lenore Usher, Madeline’s only great niece, she is aware of how horrible her family is, with this awareness growing as the series continues. She questions people, especially her father, in both legal matters and about her mother’s care. The Usher women who had Madeline as an influence in their lives were certainly not fools. This is all to say that while that quote may be a reflection of Daisy's outlook and an insight into her beliefs, it is the inverse of what Madeline sees. Madeline sees women as superior, agreeing with Verna when she says “Women are the natural leaders of the species.”
On New Year, 1979, Roderick was dressed as Jay Gatsby as previously mentioned. The twins’ classic couple costume might even hint at the roles they play in each other's lives- or rather Madeline in his. Madeline is the planner, this is evident from the beginning. In her own words “If it was our birthday he would forget to eat cake unless I took a bite first.” Roderick needs Madeline to lead him, to mother him, even. The comparison is in no way sexual or romantic of course, but it could highlight who they became in each other's eyes. Roderick saw Madeline as a leader, a strong woman to follow, even if he didn't realize it. In contrast, Madeline had times when she saw Roderick as she saw all men- something to be managed.
It's unclear if Mike Flanagan thought too deeply into the comparison but that does not stifle its relevance to Madeline Usher’s character. Daisy Buchanan represents how the world perceived her, at least for a time, the opposite of how she saw life, and who she became in her brother’s life. In conclusion, understanding Daisy's relationship with Madeline is key to understanding Madeline Usher, “a queen without a crown.”
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conehatcryptid · 2 years ago
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my gender is "tragic character from a novel you were made to read in high school english"
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maydazey · 9 months ago
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SPECIFICALLY being so tunnel-visioned on the past that you can’t accept that things have changed and that people won’t always be how you see them in your memories..that part
and also , annabel being surrounded by superficial connections but (until recently) not having any sort of friendship that actually matters—so it’s easy to give all she has for lenore’s sake. meanwhile lenore has so many people to fall back on (even if she feels she can’t tell them everything yet) that she can’t quite understand annabel’s desperation to be with her and devotion to her
would it be insane to say that nevermore parallels the great gatsby
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fiercynn · 1 year ago
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was in bed all day so i watched the entirety of the fall of the house of usher. i'm mixed about it overall, but i think it may have actually been the best plot-wise of the mike flanagan shows i've seen?
spoilers for all the mike flanagan tv shows except the midnight club (which i started and was intrigued by, but fizzled out on when i found out it had been cancelled) beneath the cut
my problem with both hill house and bly manor is that i think that plot-wise, they set up interesting stories and then can't stick the landing and go out with a whimper out at the end. they do an okay job with emotional arcs, but you can't entirely divorce the emotional journey from the bones of the story - at least, not in these kinds of stories - so the plot still matters, i think.
(imo midnight mass does not do that, it tells exactly the story it wants to tell and constructs it decently; i just found that story really boring lol.)
so while i think bly manor was still the most enjoyable of the shows to watch, the fall of the house of usher might be the best in my book at plot, and i enjoyed the way it used poe stories amd poetry with its own twists on them. and i think with a few changes could have been really good overall! here's what i would have changed:
less racism. i mean it was probably average amount of racist for both a flanagan show and, generally, a majority-white cast & crew american show, and i know the whole thing was about how horrible rich people are, but there was still so much casual racism, sigh
like 40% less monologuing. i know, i know, that's flanagan's whole deal, but it's still too much even when it's performed by actors as enjoyable as bruce greenwood and carla gugino, and isn't all about catholicism (sorry midnight mass fans)
pretty early on i thought that the reveal about what happened on new year's 1980 would be madeline and roderick killing rufus griswold. but then after roderick betrayed auguste at the deposition i was like "wait no that's too obvious, they must have killed annabel to keep her quiet about roderick's perjury" and honestly i think that would have been a better twist??? like even the bells they were hearing behind the wall made sense to me because her name was annabel! and it would have been a murder roderick felt guilty about on a personal level, and it might have made sense that he would take the deal from verna if her pitch was "you already sacrificed your wife who you loved. don't you want to make it worth it by having some certainty for you and your children for at least a number of decades?" so i was bored when my original predictable guess was right. i guess it fit better with the cask of amontillado to have it be rufus but still, less compelling
the scene with arthur showing pictures of verna throughout history was SO silly and hamfisted, i'm sorry. also the lemons speech, the worst kind of example of a flanagan monologue which thinks it's brilliant and is just...goofy
i thought maybe there was going to be a twist where lenore didn't die because her mom had actually cheated on freddie and i was upset that didn't happen :( i know it was meant to be a lesson, that roderick and madeline's deal had to apply even to the not-horrible members of the family, but i still hated it! sigh
i thought that both lulu wilson (child madeline) and willa fitzgerald (mid-20s madeline) did a much better job with the character than mary mcdonnell (senior madeline). idk something about her just didn't seem as ruthless and collected and cold?
also not a change exactly but why did no one comment on the fact that roderick and madeline usher, who are twins, one of whom was married at the time, decided to do a couples' costume as jay gatsby and daisy buchanan for new year's 1980. why
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bungou-stray-chimera · 1 year ago
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Disclaimer: This is a sideblog for a Bungou Stray Dogs AU! My main account is @space-cat-in-a-teacup and my BSD-centric sideblog is @karl-raccoon-in-a-teacup . This blog will feature both manga and anime spoilers.
The Premise:
6 months before the Decay of Angels frame the Armed Detective Agency as terrorists, an English scientist named Dr. Shelley gets a list of names and a mysterious request of her ability.
Frankenstein allows her to create artificial humans that serve as fusions of two ability users. They have the abilities, physical features, and memories of the ability users they're a fusion of. It's quite a harrowing existence. Dr. Shelley's ability has no limits, as long as she knows the ability's name and general function of both users.
And she received a list of the Port Mafia, Armed Detective Agency's, and Hunting Dog's special abilities- with the explicit request to make fusions from all of them.
And who is she to refuse?
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Bungou Stray Chimeras is an AU focusing on these fusion kids, 'chimeras' as they are, as they cope with their past memories/identities of the canon characters, exploring their new sense of self while remaining stuck in the lab, and eventually, what happens when they go to Yokohama and confront the ability users they orginated from.
Characters:
(This AU is OC-centric, so this tab will be used to keep track of all characters. Will update as needed.)
Paradox - No Longer Tainted Sorrow. Known as being either extremely mysterious or extremely annoying... often both, actually. It's easy to see how they resemble Dazai and Chuuya, but they resent comparison- perhaps because they hold no attachment to either's life or past? Well, at least Corruption is far easier contained within them....
Rokuzo - The Matchless Poet Shalt Not Die. How someone can have the work ethic of Kunikida without having a job is answered by her existence, though calling her responsible might be an overstatement. Bears a striking resemblance to Kunikida, though the dark purple hair and softer eyes make it impossible to mistake the two. Her morals are strong, as is her desire to help.
Toyotarō - Vita Sexualis Created Equal. It's unclear where his morals lie, as he's willing to use Mori's tactics to get what he wants, but holds a disdain for many of his actions that's certainly akin to Fukuzawa. He's done cruel things, he's done kind things. And while he doesn't consider himself a good person, he's most certainly a good leader.
Miyako - Golden Decadence. Though not externally very emotional, it's well-known how attached they are to the memories of both people they were made from, and the actions they'll take because of it. With their eyes and beauty mark, it's hard not to see their resemblance to Ango, but the hastily chopped hair is most certainly the color of Kouyou's- and maybe their similarity to her would be more evident if they weren't always so, so tired.
"The Faceless Wolf" - Midwinter Rashomon. The first of the Hunting Dog fusions, not that he was intended to be. Quiet and reclusive, though he has a fierce loyalty to the few he's grown close too. His long black ponytail pairs well with his Akutagawa-esque aesthetic, though the golden eyes give him an intimidating aura of his own.
Lenore - Great Gatsby in the Rue Morgue. She seems unattached to the present state of the Guild, and the only connection she has to its remnants is to take what she needs for herself. Her long, pale golden hair could easily cover her eyes, but the fact it doesn't means her tired, lavender eyes are far more present. Perhaps the obvious similarities is why she feels no need to show her face to the world.
Yoshiko - The Futon Precipice. When an ability that thrives on comfort is given to someone who doesn't feel unhappiness, a girl like Yoshiko is the result. She has the same scars as Ivan, and if it weren't for hair color and other physical traits, it'd be difficult to see how she resembles Katai. A touch absent minded, and often doesn't leave her room, but she does observe people in almost cutting ways.
Tom - The Grapes of Huck Finn Tom Sawyer. By all accounts, he could pass for a normal, young American man in most settings. If it weren't for how easily he walks to bloodshed, and almost seems to crave the taste of blood belonging to others or himself. Whatever sort of person he is, whatever he wants, it's all circling around Paradox- his partner, and his god.
Lemon - Lemonade Draconia. A scientist through and through, they're an odd sort of person- as wild and excitable as Kajii, almost silly one could say. But they do still bear the dragon, and all that entails. Dealt with Shibusawa, therefor preventing the Dead Apple incident.
"The Blood Wolf" - The Perfect Soul. Full of energy, living up to the name of a wolf just like her fellow Hunting Dog fusions, perhaps even moreso. Excitable, violent, she seems much more like one fusion than the other... and yet, she's not as childlike, and certainly more mature. Or maybe she's better at acting as if she is...
"The Vanishing Wolf" - Priceless Tears in the Snow. Always following their leader, always by his or their fellow Wolves side, and difficult to read- after all, they've inherited much of Tetcho, at least in ways that are obvious. The strength of two Hunting Dogs makes them one of the most physically powerful in the lab, and it's good they don't have an appetite for the pain of those they deem unjust.... or it seems they don't, at least.
Hester - The Scarlet Wind. Most don't recognize his components on first glance, considering neither of them wear worn-down jeans and leather jackets, but the over-abundance of cross-laden jewelry and those lavender eyes had to come from somewhere. Harsh, crass, and unfiltured, she doesn't get along with most people. Those he's loyal to, however...
Vakula - The Overcoat Punishment. They know Fyodor Dostoevsky more than anyone in the world. They know Nikolai Gogol better than he knows himself. Who are they, and what do they want? It certainly doesn't seem to be peace.
Juliette - Illuminations Gate. Made of the leader of the long-gone Mimic, and an ever longer gone Transcendant, she's quite powerful and formidable. And yet, she comes off as a rather reserved girl, often cold and soft spoken.
Omni - Flawless. The final creation of the doctor's. The information ability of a being created by the book, combined with five-second visions, created something far more powerful than his creator ever could have imagined.
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awigglycultist · 2 years ago
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Pt 4 of The Guide: Shipwrecked Comedy (SC or just Shipwrecked). The other sorta sister company. Which I would call even less of a sister company, it's more like, a friend company. It's run by 4 ppl who aren't really ever in any SK productions but have been in several of TCB's and they're all good friends with TCB and many SK members and several SK members are in Shipwrecked's productions. Shipwrecked's productions also seem to be connected though its something a lot less talked about, but again you don't need to watch one to understand another, there's just little references that show up, not something you need to understand, they just happen and it's neat.
Kissing In The Rain. To be perfectly honest I haven't seen it yet and know absolutely nothing about it but it looks good, here's the trailer
Edgar Allen Poe's Muder Mystery Dinner Party (Poe Party). A webseries, it's very funny, the characters are super fun, it's even funnier if you really know who these writers are and get the references to their stories, but you do not at all have to know who they all are to enjoy it. Also you can follow along and try to figure out who the killer is too.
Summary: Edgar Allen Poe invites several other writes over for a fun murder mystery dinner party, until people start actually getting murdered. It's has Lousia May Alcott, Ernest Hemingway, George Eliot, Charlotte Brontë, Fyodor Dostoevsky, H. G. Wells, Mary Shelley, Oscar Wilde, Emily Dickinson, Agatha Christie, as well as two characters from Poe's stories, Lenore and Annabel Lee. Trailer
The Case of the Gilded Lily (Gilded Lily for short). A short film. It's short and sweet and funny. It's a classic old black and white detective case in the 1930's. It's another mystery you can solve along with them. (Fun fact they just ended a Kickstarter for a podcast called The Case of the Greater Gatsby (Greater Gatsby for short) which will be another mystery involving the Gilded Lily characters and tons of new characters as well, finding out who killed F. Scott Fitzgerald. It'll be a while before that's released tho so.)
Summary: Private Investigator Ford Phillips promised he'd never take a case involving Hollywood. Until a fast talking journalist comes in with her rich loud mouthed actress friend who is being black mailed and he finally decides to take the case to help them. Trailer
American Whoopee. It's a fake trailer for a silent film. It's funny but it's not really my personal fave (although it is still good). It doesn't really have a concise plot exactly, which is on purpose. Again it's a trailer, and the joke is that their doing these classic plots that so many modern movies and shows all mixed into one movie but it's a silent film.
Friends Til The End. A wonderful song! I've listed to so much it is just SUCH a bop!
Summary: ok well not much to really summarize here, it's a song based off of Dracula from the perspective of Mina and Lucy.
Headless and Unsolved Babestreries. I absolutely absolutely love it. Really fun cast of characters, hilarious, great twists and mysteries. Again you can try and solve the mystery along the way. It's my favorite Shipwrecked Comedy production.
Summary: it's the classic story of Sleepy Hollow and the the headless horseman with a twist. Ichabod Crane has gotten a job in Sleepy Hollow as a science teacher but he's having a hard time paying his rent. He finds out about the legend of the Headless Horseman and then find out its not just a legend. He decides to let the headless horseman become his roommate and help pay rent and help the horseman find his head. Trailer
Shipwrecked Plays D&D. Exactly what the tin says, Shipwrecked Comedy plays D&D. Spefically Sean, Sinéad, MK, Sarah and Krystina as players and Gabe as their DM. A really fun series, if you like D&D I'm sure you'll like this, and if you don't I think you could still like this, it's just really fun. There's also lots of references to Headless (but I don't feel like it's necessary to have watched Headless to enjoy this at all, but it definitely makes the experience more enjoyable).
Summary: we follow the characters as they team together on a mission given to them by C.R.A.N.E, the organisation they work for, to investigate a town being haunted.
The Case of the Greater Gatsby (Greater Gatsby). Currently ongoing. Very fun follow up to Gilded Lily. If you liked Gilded Lilly then you gotta listen to this, it has all the same characters plus so many more and they're all so fun and colorful. And ofc another fun mystery to try and figure out yourself as you listen. There's so much going on and so many characters and it's so great.
Summary: Ford Phillips and Fig Wineshine are back at it again, this time to investagate the murder of F. Scott Fitzgerald and robbery of the script he was working on: The Greater Gatsby, which was filled with secrets about Hollywood. Trailer
How to Be A Ghost. Another wonderful song! The costume designs are especially a highlight for me.
Summary: again not exactly much to summarize. It's a song based off of A Christmas Carol from the perspective of Jacob Marley after he dies and is told by the Christmas ghosts that he needs to visit Scrooge on Christmas Eve to help him become a better person.
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dancing-on-the-waves · 3 years ago
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How Many Have You Read?
1 The Red and the Black - Stendhal 2 Penguin Island - Anatole France 3 Main Street - Sinclair Lewis 4 Babbitt - Sinclair Lewis 5 Absalom, Absalom! - Wm. Faulkner 6 As I Lay Dying - Wm. Faulkner 7 The Sound and the Fury - Wm. Faulkner 8 The Divine Comedy - Dante 9 The Aeneid - Virgil 10 One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich -  Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn 11 We -  Yevgeny Zamyatin 12 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley 13 1984 - George Orwell 14 Mother Night -  Kurt Vonnegut 15 Fearless -  Eric Blehm 16 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo 17 The Idiot -  Fyodor Dostoyevsky 18 The Brothers Karamazov-  Fyodor Dostoyevsky 19 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy 20 The Bible - God 21 Dead Souls - Gogol 22 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck 23 East of Eden - John Steinbeck 24 Canterbury Tales - Chaucer 25 The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 26 Plague Dogs - Richard Adams 27 Little Dorrit - Charles Dickens 28 Bleak House - Charles Dickens 29 The Last of the Mohicans - James Fenimore Cooper 30 The Deerslayer - James Fenimore Cooper 31 Of Human Bondage - W. Somerset Maugham 32 Black Beauty -  Anna Sewell 33 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austin 34 The City of God - Augustine 35 The Gulag Archipelago -  Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn 36 Don Quixote -  Miguel de Cervantes 37 Bonhoeffer -  Eric Metaxas 38 The Federalist Papers -  Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay 39 Common Sense - Thomas Payne 40 The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich - Wm. L. Shirer 41 Macbeth - Shakespeare 42 Hamlet - Shakespeare 43 Frankenstein - Mary Shelley 44 The Good Earth - Pearl S. Buck 45 The War of the Worlds - H. G. Wells 46 The Invisible Man - H. G. Wells 47 The Time Machine - H. G. Wells 48 Lenore, or the Raven by E. A. Poe 49  The Fall of the House of Usher - E. A. Poe 50 A Descent into the Maelström - E. A. Poe 51 The Masque of the Red Death - E. A. Poe 52 Giants in the Earth -  Ole Edvart Rolvaag 53 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad 54 Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred Lord Tennyson 55 Paradise Lost - John Milton 56 Faust - Goethe 57 The Red badge of Courage - Stephen Crane 58 Maggie: A Girl of the Streets - Stephen Crane 59 The Jungle - Upton Sinclair 60  Germinal by Emile Zola 61 Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand 62 The Book of the Just by Eric Silver 63 The Rape of Nanking by Iris Chang 64 The Wave by Todd Strasser 65 Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown 66 The Republic of Plato 67 Rolling Pennies in the Dark by MacKinnon 68 Witness by Whitaker Chambers 69 Foxe Voices of the Martyrs 70 The Ugly American by Lederer and Burdick 71 In His Steps by Charles Sheldon 72 The Mouse That Roared by Leonard Wibberley 73 Democracy in America By Alexis de Tocqueville 74 Aesop’s Fables 75 The Dark Room by Rachel Seiffeert 76 The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald 77 The Call of the Wild by Jack London 78  Moby Dick by Herman Melville 79 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain 80 The Iliad by Homer 81 The Odyssey by Homer 82 Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray 83 Fathers and Sons by Ivan Turgenev 84 You can’t Go Home Again by Thomas Wolfe 85 The Red Badge of Courage  by Stephen Crane 86 The Devil and Daniel Webster by Stephen Vincent Benet 87 The Diary of a Madman by Gogol 88 The Crucible by Arthur Miller 89 Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad 90 The Turn of the Screw and Daisy Miller by Henry James 91 Mutiny on the Bounty by Nordhoff and Hall 92 War and Peace by Tolstoy 93 The Octopus by Frank Norris 94 All Quiet on the Western Front by Remarque 95 Animal Farm by George Orwell 96 To Hell and Back: The Last Train from Hiroshima by Charles Pellegrino 97 Dresden 1945: The Devil’s Tinderbox by Alexander McKee 98 The Ox Bow Incident by Walter Van Tilburg Clark 99 The Bridge of San Luis Rey by Thornton Wilder 100 A journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne 101 The Year of the Rat - by Mladin Zarubica
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warped-historian · 4 years ago
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Warped Tour, 2005
Dates:
June 18: Columbus, OH
June 19: Milwaukee, WI
June 21: Maryland Heights, MO
June 22: Bonner Springs, KS
June 24: Dallas, TX
June 25: Houston, TX
June 26: Selma, TX
June 28: Las Cruces, NM
June 29: Phoenix, AZ
June 30: San Diego, CA
July 1: Long Beach, CA
July 2: San Francisco, CA
July 3: Ventura, CA
July 4: Fresno, CA
July 6: Pomona, CA
July 7: Wheatland, CA
July 8: Nampa, ID
July 9: George, WA
July 10: Saint Helens, OR
July 12: Vancouver, BC
July 14: Calgary, AB
July 15: Bozeman, MT
July 16: Salt Lake City, UT
July 17: Denver, CO
July 20: Noblesville, IN
July 21: Cleveland, OH
July 22: Cincinnati, OH
July 23: Tinley Park, IL
July 24: Minneapolis, MN
July 26: Corfu, NY
July 28: Quebec, QC
July 29: Montreal, QC
July 30: Barrie, ON
July 31: Pontiac, MI
August 1: Burgettstown, PA
August 3: Atlanta, GA
August 4: Jacksonville, FL
August 5: Tampa, FL
August 6: Pompano Beach, FL
August 7: Orlando, FL
August 8: Charlotte, NC
August 9: Virginia Beach, VA
August 10: Bristow, VA
August 11: Scranton, PA
August 12: Camden, NJ
August 13: New York City, NY
August 14: Englishtown, NJ
August 15: Northampton, MA
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Lineup:
Alexisonfire (Played 7/12-7/14)
Atreyu
Billy Idol (Played 7/6-7/8, 7/10, 7/16, 7/20, 7/22, 7/23)
The Dillinger Escape Plan (Played 7/26-8/1)
Fall Out Boy
Good Charlotte (Played 7/28)
Hawthorne Heights
My Chemical Romance
Relient K (Played 7/6-8/15)
Senses Fail
Simple Plan (Played 7/15-7/17)
The Starting Line
Story Of The Year (Played 8/3-8/15)
Thrice
The All-American Rejects (Played 6/18-7/10 and 7/15-7/26)
Avenged Sevenfold
Billy Talent (Played 7/12-7/14)
Dropkick Murphys
Gogol Bordello (Played 7/3-7/8 and 7/15-7/23)
Matchbook Romance
Mest (Played 7/4-8/15)
Millencolin (Played 7/28-8/14)
MxPx
No Use For A Name (Played 6/18-7/23)
The Offspring (Played 6/18-7/12 and 7/15-8/14)
Strung Out
The Suicide Machines (Played 7/31)
Transplants
The Bled
The Explosion (Played 6/18-7/17)
Funeral For A Friend (Played 7/20-8/15)
Horrorpops (Played 7/14)
Hot Rod Circuit (Played 8/3-8/15)
The Kinison (Played 7/20-8/15)
Mae (Played 7/20-8/15)
Motion City Soundtrack (Played 7/6-7/12 and 7/15-8/15)
Over It (Played 7/28-8/15)
Rufio (Played 7/2-7/12 and 7/15-7/17)
Reggie And The Full Effect (Played 7/7-8/15)
Saosin (Played 7/21-8/15)
Silverstein (Played 6/18-7/17)
Strike Anywhere (Played 6/18-7/2 and 7/14)
Tsunami Bomb (Played 6/18-7/1)
Underoath (Played 6/18-7/17 and 7/28-8/14)
The Unseen (Played 6/18-7/17)
The Academy Is... (Played 7/26-8/7)
The Actual (Played 6/18-6/30)
Amber Pacific (Played 7/20-8/1)
Another Damn Disappointment (Played 6/18-6/29 and 7/26-8/1)
ASG (Played 7/1-7/12, 7/15-7/17 and 8/3-8/15)
Bedouin Soundclash
Bleeding Through (Played 8/3-8/15)
The Briefs (Played 8/3-8/15)
The Dead 60s (Played 8/8-8/15)
Dorothy Sanchez (Played 7/20-8/1)
The Fight (Played 7/26-8/15)
From First To Last (Played 7/6-7/12 and 7/15-7/17)
Go Betty Go (Played 7/26-8/15)
Gratitude (Played 8/1-8/15)
Gym Class Heroes (Played 7/6-7/24)
Halifax (Played 7/6-7/24)
Hidden In Plain View (Played 6/18-7/17)
Horrorpops (Played 7/6-7/12 and 7/15-7/24)
Lost City Angels (Played 7/20-8/1)
The Matches (Played 6/18-7/17)
Near Miss (Played 7/24-7/31)
Opiate for the Masses (Played 7/14)
Plain White T's (Played 6/18-7/4)
The Riverboat Gamblers (Played 6/18-7/12, 7/15-7/24 and 8/3-8/15)
Rufio (Played 7/14)
Skindred (Played 7/20-7/24 and 8/8-8/15)
Stutterfly (Played 6/18-7/4)
Street Dogs (Played 8/3-8/15)
Throw Rag (Played 7/20-7/24, 8/1)
The Twenty Twos (Played 6/18-7/2)
Valient Thorr
A Change Of Pace (Played 7/16-7/30)
A Thorn For Every Heart (Played 8/1-8/15)
A Wilhelm Scream (Played 8/15)
Acceptance (Played 8/10-8/15)
Amber Pacific (Played 7/14)
Armor For Sleep (Played 6/18-7/17)
Before Today (Played 6/30)
Between Home And Serenity (Played 6/18-6/21)
Boys Night Out
Cartel (Played 7/31-8/1)
Darkest Hour (Played 8/13-8/15)
Day Two (Played 7/1-7/12 and 7/15-7/17)
Emery
From First To Last (Played 7/14)
The Fully Down (Played 7/14)
Gatsbys American Dream (Played 6/18-7/4)
Glory Of This (Played 8/7-8/9)
Greeley Estates
Hopesfall
June (Played 7/23-7/26)
The Junior Varsity (Played 7/20-7/22)
Mewithoutyou (Played 8/1)
Roses Are Red (Played 7/4-7/10)
Scary Kids Scaring Kids (Played 6/24-6/29 and 7/28-8/9)
So They Say (Played 6/18-6/22)
The Spill Canvas (Played 7/20-7/24)
This Day And Age (Played 8/10-8/15)
This Providence (Played 7/8-7/10)
Waking Ashland (Played 6/30-7/4)
The Working Title (Played 8/3-8/6)
Yesterday's Rising
A Change of Pace (Played 6/29)
A Thorn for Every Heart (Played 6/29-7/7)
A Wilhelm Scream (Played 7/20-7/30)
Aiden (Played 7/9)
As Tall As Lions (Played 7/26 and 8/1)
Big D and the Kids Table
Bleed the Dream
Circa Survive (Played 8/8-8/15)
EchoValve (Played 8/3-8/6)
Ethos Music Camp Band (Played 6/30-7/2)
The Feds (Played 6/18-6/28)
Her Candane (Played 7/16)
Kane Hodder (Played 7/8-7/18)
The Malcontents (Played 7/20)
Monty's Fan Club (Played 7/8-8/1 and 8/10-8/15)
Mr. Brown (Played 8/3-8/7)
Much the Same (Played 7/23)
My American Heart
Nonpoint (Played 8/3-8/9)
Opiate for the Masses
Poopan (Played 6/29-7/7)
The Receiving End Of Sirens (Played 6/18-6/28 and 8/1-8/15)
Sargent (Played 8/14)
Scary Kids Scaring Kids (Played 6/18-6/22)
The Silence (Played 6/29-7/7)
Slavic Souls Party (Played 8/11-8/12 and 8/14)
Sophomore (Played 6/22)
Split Habit (Played 7/21-7/24 and 7/28-7/30)
The Swellers (Played 7/21, 7/24)
Thin Dark Line (Played 7/26)
5 Stars For Failure (Played 7/24)
15 Minutes Late (Played 6/19)
5606 (Played 7/2)
A Day in Africa (Played 6/22)
A Day to Remember (Played 8/5)
A Sense of Belonging (Played 8/12)
A Textbook Tragedy (Played 7/12)
Abacus (Played 7/28)
Abbington (Played 6/22)
Acitone (Played 7/24)
Ahimsa Sunrise (Played 8/11)
Alivia (Played 7/14)
Amber Sky CA (Played 7/6)
Amora Savant (Played 6/19)
Animal Suit Driveby (Played 8/15)
Antagen (Played 7/1)
Ashwin (Played 8/8)
avarice.to.lace (Played 7/14)
The Awkward Romance (Played 8/3)
Bad Larry (Played 8/15)
The Belmonte Academy (Played 7/10)
Bennington (Played 6/25)
Bensin (Played 7/26)
Blank Logic (Played 7/4)
TheBleedingAlarm (Played 7/12)
BlueTurnsWhite (Played 7/10)
Boldtype (Played 7/17)
Brookside (Played 8/13)
Burning Bright (Played 7/23)
Camera (Played 7/4)
Carter Beats the Devil (Played 8/6)
Casual Drama (Played 7/15)
Catherine (Played 7/7)
Ceremonial Snips (Played 7/29)
Chasing Victory (Played 8/4)
The Classic Crime (Played 7/9)
ClearviewPA (Played 8/1)
Crane (Played 7/28)
Crashing By Design (Played 7/24)
Crooked Edge (Played 8/5)
Cute is What We Aim For (Played 7/26)
Danny Wynn and the Earthlings (Played 6/28)
Dead Letter Diaries (Played 7/1)
Dear Whoever (Played 7/10)
December Lies (Played 8/12)
Deciding Tonight (Played 8/13)
DelsonDrive (Played 7/29)
Divide the Day (Played 7/1)
Divine Endings (Played 8/9)
Don't Let Go (Played 6/29)
Drama Summer (Played 7/21)
Drawback (Played 7/26)
Drive By Romance (Played 6/24)
Dystalis (Played 7/20)
Exhaustra (Played 8/4)
Fall of Transition (Played 8/9)
Falling Closer (Played 7/10)
The Famed (Played 6/22)
Farewell (Played 8/8)
Farewell To Twilight (Played 6/19)
FATE (Played 7/7)
The Felix Culpa (Played 7/23)
Femme Fatality (Played 6/21)
FIAD (Played 8/9)
Finish the Fight (Played 6/28)
Fire At Will (Played 8/7)
Five Style Fist (Played 7/17)
Flight 409 (Played 7/4)
Flip the Switch (Played 7/7)
The Flipside (Played 6/24)
Fly By Night (Played 7/3)
Forever Changed (Played 8/7)
Four Alarm Fire (Played 7/1)
The Fully Down (Played 7/29)
Gas Can Pickup (Played 7/23)
The Ghost Cried Murder (Played 7/14)
Girl in a Coma (Played 6/26)
Glass Intrepid (Played 6/25)
Glory Nights (Played 7/12)
Gone Baby Gone (Played 8/15)
Haffo (Played 6/29)
Heavy Heavy Low Low (Played 7/2)
Heist At Hand (Played 6/25)
High Flight Society (Played 8/3)
The Hint (Played 8/10)
His Red Letters (Played 7/16)
Hit the Lights (Played 6/18)
House Of Heroes (Played 6/18)
In Camera (Played 7/16)
Inept (Played 7/23)
InMemory (Played 7/3)
Isadora (Played 8/1)
Ismada (Played 8/13)
Ject (Played 8/6)
The Josephine Love Letter (Played 6/22)
Junior Revolution (Played 7/22)
Kandace Ferrel and HeartsAcrossAmerica (Played 7/6)
Karmellas Game (Played 8/10)
Kid Innocence (Played 7/2)
Kill What I Adore (Played 6/18)
Langley (Played 7/8)
Larger Than Life (Played 6/30)
Last Tuesday (Played 8/11)
Lenore (Played 7/17)
Love Equals Death (Played 7/2)
Lowercase (Played 6/21)
Lucky For Nothing (Played 7/9)
Mercury Bullet (Played 7/4)
The Mercy League (Played 8/6)
Midnight Aria (Played 8/7)
The Mile After (Played 8/8)
Mint 6 Ten (Played 7/22)
Minus My Thoughts (Played 7/15)
Monet Madrid Madagascar (Played 7/21)
Moraine (Played 8/12)
MOTH (Played 7/22)
Motionless in White (Played 8/11)
My Hostage (Played 8/4)
My Life Story (Played 7/3)
The NAOS Project (Played 6/26)
National Product (Played 6/30)
Nikki Hurst (Played 7/12)
Novella (Played 6/21)
Off Track (Played 6/30)
One Amazing Kid (Played 8/8)
One For Hope (Played 6/28)
Otenki (Played 6/25)
Out of Options (Played 7/30)
Panic Division (Played 6/26)
Pensativa (Played 7/3)
The Pinstripes (Played 7/22)
The Pirkqlaters (Played 7/8)
Point One (Played 7/9)
Post Break Tragedy (Played 8/14)
Potty Mouth Society (Played 7/9)
Queen City Knights (Played 7/26)
Race the Sun (Played 8/9)
Radio (Played 8/6)
Ready to Fall (The Hydra Melody) (Played 6/26)
Red Knife Lottery (Played 6/19)
Red Lipstick Letter (Played 8/4)
Red Wire Morning (Played 7/6)
Redfield (Played 6/29)
Rottin Youth (Played 7/8)
Royden (Played 8/13)
Rushmore Academy (Played 6/21)
The Sainte Catherines (Played 7/29)
Saravain (Played 8/10)
The Scene (Played 6/18)
Select Start (Played 8/5)
Shift D (Played 7/30)
Shining Through (Played 6/30)
Sick City (Played 7/14)
Side Dish Sydney (Played 7/30)
Sleeper Set Sail (Played 7/30)
Sloppy Meateaters (Played 8/3)
Someday Never (Played 8/14)
Steal The Air (Played 8/14)
Straight Line Stitch (Played 8/3)
The Superspecs (Played 8/14)
Synthetic Elements (Played 7/17)
Take The Fall (Played 7/16)
The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Played 7/8)
This Awkward Silence (Played 7/21)
Throw the Fight (Played 7/24)
Tooth Fuzz (Played 7/21)
TraceMyVeins (Played 7/15)
Trackfighter (Played 7/7)
Tripleshot (Played 6/24)
Truly Changed (Played 8/7)
The Two Bit Terribles (Played 7/20)
Upper Class Trash (Played 8/5)
Uptown Stomp (Played 8/10)
Urinal Mints (Played 7/20)
Useed (Played 7/28)
Valencia (Played 8/12)
Vera Lynn (Played 6/29)
The Victory Year (Played 8/1)
The Waiting Room (Played 6/24)
We Are Lions (Played 7/6)
W.E.T. (Played 7/15)
WhenManMeetsHisMaker (Played 8/11)
Wings of Azrael (Played 8/1)
Your Name in Lights (Played 6/28)
Zox (Played 8/15)
33 West (Played 8/9)
A Void (Played 7/17)
Abrasive Wheels (Played 6/18-6/22)
Action Action (Played 8/4-8/6)
Adair (Played 6/21-6/22)
Adelphi (Played 8/9-8/10)
Adrenokrome (Played 7/3-7/4)
The A.K.A.'s (Played 7/23-7/26, 7/31-8/5 and 8/15)
Alucard (Played 7/31)
Amateur Musician's Fund (Played 7/30)
A.N.I.M.A.L. (Played 6/24-6/28)
The Art of Safecracking (Played 6/30-7/2)
Backside Slappy (Played 8/9)
Baghead (Played 8/11)
Bedlight for Blue Eyes (Played 6/18-6/19)
Beerzone (Played 8/11-8/14)
Bella Morte (Played 8/9)
Blackbird (Played 6/29)
Blue Sky Goodbye (Played 7/20)
Bob's Kitchen (Played 7/21-7/22)
Boink (Played 7/31)
Bombs Over Providence (Played 7/12-7/14 and 7/28-7/29)
Brain Failure (Played 8/8-8/11)
Brat Attack (Played 7/12-7/14)
Bricks For Shoulders (Played 7/21-7/22)
Brigands (Played 6/28)
Brutally Frank (Played 6/21)
Bullets and Octane (Played 6/30-7/3)
Burning Bright (Played 7/23)
Burns Out Bright (Played 8/8)
Butane (Played 7/23)
Buttonhead (Played 7/20)
Cartel (Played 8/3-8/4)
Cofelon (Played 7/17)
The Chaos Theory (Played 7/24)
Charlize (Played 7/17)
Chasing August (Played 8/8)
Chasing Victory (Played 8/3)
Chesterwhite and His Orchestra (Played 7/21-7/22)
Cigarette (Played 7/15-7/16)
Close to Home (Played 7/15-7/17)
Co-Exist (Played 7/4 and 7/7-7/8)
Comfortable For You (Played 7/2)
The Commercials (Played 7/21-7/22 and 7/26)
Coppermine (Played 6/21-6/22)
Corey Versus Corey (Played 6/24)
Closed For Mondays (Played 6/19)
Cranked Up! (Played 8/12)
Crush Luther (Played 7/28-7/30)
The Culling Song (Played 6/18)
Custom Made Scare (Played 7/3)
Damien's Day Out (Played 8/10)
Darkbuster (Played 8/10-8/11 and 8/13)
Day of Contempt (Played 7/4-7/7)
Daze (Played 7/26)
Deadbeat Romeo (Played 7/12-7/14)
Dead Poetic (Played 6/18)
Defiance of Authority (Played 8/8)
Defining Moment (Played 8/6)
DEK (Played 7/9)
Delux (Played 6/26)
Denver Harbor (Played 7/3 and 7/6)
Destruction Made Simple (Played 7/2-7/3 and 7/6)
Dexter Danger (Played 6/26)
The Dog and Everything (Played 7/21-7/22)
Diffs (Played 7/1-7/2)
The Disease (Played 8/8)
Disorient Express (Played 6/28)
Divided They Fall (Played 6/29)
DKLIMB (Played 8/4-8/6)
Down to Earth (Played 8/8 and 8/10)
Downtown Brown (Played 7/31)
Downtown Singapore (Played 8/10)
Dr. Neptune (Played 7/16-7/17)
The Drapes (Played 7/8)
Dub Trio (Played 8/13)
Echo Screen (Played 8/14)
Echovalve (Played 8/7-8/9)
The Eight Bucks Experiment (Played 7/17)
El Centro (Played 7/6)
El Pollo Diablo (Played 7/15)
The Escaped (Played 7/10)
E.W.I. (Played 7/9)
The Fabulous Rudies (Played 6/24-6/26)
Fail to Follow (Played 7/16)
Fakeknife (Played 8/14)
Fear Nuttin' Band (Played 8/9-8/15)
The Fenwicks (Played 8/4-8/6)
Fight Paris (Played 8/3)
Fight the Locals (Played 7/31)
The Firebird Band (Played 7/20 and 7/22)
Firecracker 500 (Played 7/6)
First on Mars (Played 8/1)
Five Minutes to Freedom (Played 6/30)
Flight 409 (Played 7/9)
Forever Changed (Played 8/4)
Forgetting April (Played 6/24)
Fred Savage & the Unbeatables (Played 7/24)
From There for Tomorrow (Played 8/4)
Fu Manchu (Played 7/1)
Fully Loaded (Played 7/15-7/16)
The Gasrats (Played 6/19)
G.F.I. (Played 7/8)
Gone All Summer (Played 7/23)
Grand Buffet (Played 8/12)
Grave for the Fireflies (Played 7/10)
Grayson Manor (Played 8/3)
Griz (Played 7/23-7/24)
Guff (Played 8/3)
He Is Legend (Played 8/3)
Hellogoodbye (Played 8/5-8/7)
Hence Reverie (Played 8/12 and 8/14)
Hidden By Authority (Played 7/2-7/3)
High Deafinition (Played 7/28-7/30)
Hitchers (Played 8/12-8/14)
Honchie (Played 6/25)
Hopesick (Played 8/5)
Hot Like (A) Robot (Played 7/20-7/22)
Hurry Up Offense (Played 8/1 and 8/11)
The Huxtables (Played 7/7-7/8
I Am the Avalanche (Played 7/26 and 8/13-8/15)
I Voted for Kodos (Played 6/19 and 6/22)
Idiom (Played 7/3-7/4)
illScarlett (Played 7/28-7/30)
In Memory (Played 7/1)
Inspect Her Gadget (Played 7/2, 7/4 and 7/7)
Introspect (Played 7/16)
Irradio (Played 7/6)
Issue 10 (Played 7/8)
It Dies Today (Played 8/11-8/13)
J4 (Played 6/24-6/29)
Jenoah (Played 6/19-6/22)
Jupiter Sunrise (Played 7/15)
Kaddisfly (Played 7/3, 7/7, 7/9-7/10 and 7/15)
Kairos (Played 8/1)
The Keep Always (Played 7/24)
The Know How (Played 7/20 and 7/22)
Last Great Hope (Played 8/7)
Like Yesterday (Played 7/26 and 8/13-8/15)
The Lingua Franca (Played 7/31)
The Look (Played 7/9-7/10 and 7/15)
Lorene Drive (Played 8/3-8/7)
Los Creepers (Played 7/7)
Los Furios (Played 7/12-7/14)
Los Kung-Fu Monkeys (Played 6/28-6/30)
Loser's Luck (Played 6/21-6/22)
Losing Team (Played 7/4)
Love Equals Death (Played 7/10)
The Lucky Stiffs (Played 7/7-7/9)
Ludo (Played 6/21)
The Madd Agents (Played 8/7)
The Mansfields (Played 7/17)
Maryz Eyez (Played 7/31)
Max Cady (Played 6/25)
Mentally Ill (Played 7/15)
The Miasmics (Played 8/9)
Midnight Aria (Played 8/4)
Mike Got Spiked (Played 7/28-7/30)
Mike Watt & Peter DiStefano (Played 6/30-7/4)
Milton (Played 7/21-7/22)
The Minor League (Played 7/31)
Minority (Played 6/24-6/26)
Morning Call (Played 7/12-7/14)
Most Precious Blood (Played 6/21-6/22)
Mourning Maxwell (Played 6/25-6/29)
Murdocks (Played 6/25)
My Finest Hour (Played 6/18)
My Former Self (Played 7/6 and 7/9)
My So-Called Band (Played 8/8)
Name Taken (Played 6/29-6/30)
Narcoleptic Youth (Played 6/30 and 7/3-7/6)
National Product (Played 7/1 and 7/15)
Near Miss (Played 7/20-7/23)
Neglected Superhero (Played 8/7)
Never the Better (Played 7/20)
No Name Charlies (Played 7/21-7/22)
The New Transit Direction (Played 7/16)
No Comply (Played 7/28-7/30)
Noise Attack (Played 7/2)
Notwithstanding (Played 7/24)
Nuts and Bolts (Played 8/4)
O'Doyle Rules (Played 6/24)
Off Track (Played 7/10)
One Eyed Jacks (Played 7/12-7/14)
OneWorldSolution (Played 7/7-7/8)
Onset of Effect (Played 6/28-6/29 and 7/1)
Open Hand (Played 6/18-6/19)
Ordinary K (Played 8/13)
Oreon (Played 7/20-7/22)
Outlett (Played 7/4)
The Paperdolls (Played 7/8)
PBM (Played 7/31)
Peachcake (Played 6/29)
Playing With Matches (Played 6/21)
Pluto Gang (Played 8/11)
The Preps (Played 8/1)
Preston (Played 7/16)
Protest the Hero (Played 7/12-7/14 and 7/30)
The Randies (Played 7/4-7/6)
The Real Deal (Played 7/28-7/30)
Remedy for Ruin (Played 7/26 and 8/13)
Robby Roadsteamer (Played 8/11 and 8/13-8/14)
Roses Are Red (Played 6/18-6/19)
Roundabout (Played 7/9)
Roundeye (Played 7/23)
Royden (Played 8/14)
Sakura (Played 7/20)
Same Day Service (Played 6/22-6/26)
Saving Verona (Played 7/17)
Say They Exist (Played 8/7)
Select Start (Played 8/4)
Seventh Echo (Played 6/18)
Shoreline (Played 7/23-7/24)
Silent Army (Played 7/15)
Simple & Supreem (Played 8/1)
Single File (PLayed 7/16-7/17
Singled Out (Played 6/29)
Six Hung Sprung (Played 6/21)
Skint (Played 7/16)
The Skulls (Played 6/30)
Sledgeback (Played 7/9)
So Abused (Played 7/8)
Somerset (Played 7/24)
Sophomore (Played 7/30)
Southcott (Played 7/26)
Split Fifty (Played 8/9-8/10 and 8/12)
Still Not Sexy (Played 7/23)
Stolen Babies (Played 6/30-7/2)
Straight Outta Junior High (Played 6/22)
Strawmen (Played 8/10)
The Stranger's Six (Played 6/30)
Subseven (Played 6/22-6/24)
Summerhero (Played 7/28-7/30)
Sunday Driver (Played 8/5-8/7)
Switchblade Kittens (Played 6/28)
Tanya Janca (Played 6/28)
Ten Second Epic (Played 7/12-7/14)
Third Estate (Played 7/26)
Third to None (Played 7/26)
Thirty3 (Played 7/10)
The Thornbirds (Played 7/10)
Through You (Played 8/5)
Tied For Second (Played 6/24)
Time Again (Played 7/1 and 7/7)
The Timmys (Played 7/23-7/24)
Tommy Coma (Played 8/11)
Tomorrows Too Late (Played 6/26)
Toothless George & His One Man Band (Played 8/1 and 8/12)
The Track Record (Played 8/8-8/10)
Transit War (Played 7/3)
Ultimate Power Duo (Played 7/12-7/14)
The Uncertain 5 (Played 6/18)
The Underwater (Played 8/12)
Unit F (Played 6/30 and 7/4-7/7)
Uptown (Played 6/29)
The Valley Arena (Played 6/30-7/2)
The Valley Kids (Played 6/28)
Versus the World (Played 7/4)
Waiting for Darryl (Played 7/8 and 7/10)
Waking Ashland (Played 7/1 and 7/9-7/10)
Walls of Jericho (Played 7/31-8/3)
Waving at Strangers (Played 8/3)
The Weakend (Played 7/31)
The Western Front (Played 6/19)
Westbound Train (Played 8/8-8/10)
Westshore (Played 8/6)
Who Needs Shoes? (Played 7/28-7/30)
Whole Wheat Bread (Played 8/5-8/7)
Wicked Wisdom (Played 7/10)
Witroy (Played 7/20)
Words Now Heard (Played 8/6-8/9)
Your Best Regret (Played 8/12)
Youthinasia (Played 7/28-7/30)
Zach Lost (Played 8/14)
Zero Syndrome (Played 6/25)
2 Mex (Played 6/29-7/10)
360 Degrees (Played 7/31)
Arcane (Played 6/18-6/28, 6/30-7/9, 7/12-7/28, 7/30-8/5 and 8/8-8/15)
Astronautalis (Played 6/24-7/7, 7/15, 8/3-8/7 and 8/13-8/15)
Asylum7 (Played 7/31)
Awol One (Played 6/29-7/10)
Bad Feathers (Played 6/18-6/22)
Blestenation (Played 8/8-8/15)
Bomb Sqwad (Played 8/8-8/9)
Braille (Played 7/10)
Breathless (Played 6/18-6/26, 7/1-7/2, 7/8-7/10 and 7/15-7/17)
Chief (Played 7/31)
The Chicharones (Played 7/3-7/15 and 7/20-7/24)
The Crest (Played 6/19)
Dark Starz (Played 6/18, 7/21 and 8/4-8/7)
Ecleptic Blue (Played 7/31)
Educated Consumers (Played 8/10)
Eibol N Knobs (Played 7/26, 8/8-8/11 and 8/13-8/15)
Eternia (Played 6/18-7/1, 7/3-7/22, 7/24-8/4, 8/6-8/8, 8/11 and 8/13-8/14)
Eye2Eye (Played 7/28-7/30)
Generik (Played 6/30)
Glue (Played 6/18-6/22, 7/20-7/24 and 7/31-8/1)
Greans (Played 6/18-6/28, 7/2-7/3, 7/14-7/17, 7/26, 8/3, 8/5-8/6 and 8/11)
Green Tara (Played 7/12)
GreySkul (Played 7/9-7/10)
Hangar 18 (Played 6/18-7/12 and 7/15-8/15)
Howl (Played 7/28-7/30)
Ismalia (Played 7/15-7/17, 7/24-7/26 and 8/1-8/3)
Joe Bean (Played 8/3)
Keith Concept featuring The Ketchup Samurai (Played 7/26)
Krush Unit - Solid Ground Reggae Band (Played 8/1 and 8/12)
Longshot (Played 7/16-7/23)
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gerrycoco · 4 years ago
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My entry for Shipwrecked Comedy's Headless Series Fic contest. I've always loved the Socially Awkward Poe video where Edgar and Lenore try to write out the invitation to announce the series. So I figure I'd give it a bit of a twist for Shipwrecked's latest project. I'm posting it here below but I've also uploaded it to my ao3 page.
Summary: Ichabod Crane is new in town (cue John Mulaney voice) and decides he wants to throw some sort of social gathering so he can get to know people that aren't his roommate, the infamous Headless Horseman.
Note: I have no clue how the Shipwrecked gang is actually going to be doing this aspect but it's my Headless headcanon (badum tss) that the Headless Horseman can't actually talk unless he has a head and therefore makes use of AAC (alternative/augmentative communication) in order to communicate with others. The speech language pathology student in me couldn't pass up this opportunity especially since we don't really get to see that kind of thing much in media.
Ichabod Crane’s game night VIP barbecue picnic for neighbors luncheon
Ichabod Crane had arrived in the quaint town of Sleepy Hollow only a few days ago. He was to begin as a science teacher at the highschool in a few weeks. Until then, he hoped to make some connections and possibly friendships with the townsfolk. As of yet this had not proved very successful, his only real connection beyond the most basic of acquaintances was his new roommate.
For lack of a better idea Ichabod decided that he could throw some sort of social gathering for the whole town in hopes of getting to better know the residents of Sleepy Hollow. Well okay, maybe one resident in particular more than others.
Ichabod settled himself at the kitchen table and opened up his laptop. He opened up a blank word document to start writing an invite.
"Greetings fellow Sleepy Hollow citizens...wait no… Sleepy Hollow folk...Sleepy Hollowans?" Ichabod muttered to himself as he typed away, erasing and composing increasingly worse attempts at a greeting.
"Oh my God you've been writing the first sentence for the past 15 minutes please for the love of everything unholy just move on."
Ichabod jumped at the sound of his roommate's voice coming from the living room. Well, not exactly his actual voice. Being the Headless Horseman, his roommate didn't exactly have a mouth to speak with. Instead he used the text to speech function on his phone or a specialized app to communicate verbally when he needed to. Ichabod still didn't understand how his roommate could hear him since he obviously also didn't have ears but he'd learned to stop asking questions. Despite being a man of science he had decided to let it go lest he go insane at the anatomical implications involved in his roommate's literal lack of a head.
"Sorry, I hadn't even realized you were here," Ichabod said, feeling rather flustered.
"Well I was trying to have a nap but who could with you yammering away forever," the Headless Horseman, or HH as Ichabod had started calling him, replied, audibly annoyed. "What are you even going on about anyway?"
"Oh, I'm trying to write up an invite for a party," Ichabod answered.
"You? Throw a party?" HH responded, followed by some sort of odd wheezing sound that might have possibly been a laugh.
“Well maybe not a party,” Ichabod conceded, though he didn’t appreciate his roommate’s tone. “I was thinking maybe more along the lines of a picnic. I hear the weather is supposed to be nice this weekend.”
“The weather is never nice in Sleepy Hollow,” HH stated. “And I hate to break it to you but the only place nice enough for that in this town is the cemetery.”
“A barbecue then?” Ichabod asked, scrambling for different ideas.
“You and what barbecue?” HH retorted. “Besides I wouldn’t trust you near an open flame.”
“Excuse you but I’m a science teacher!” Ichabod exclaimed, as if this explained everything. “I’ve used a Bunsen burner countless times. I can’t imagine it would be very different.”
“That still doesn’t change the fact that we don’t own a barbecue,” HH reminded him.
The exchange went on for some time, Ichabod throwing out every possible type of social gathering he could think of, only for his roommate to shoot down every single one categorically.
“Well what about a game night? Or maybe even a murder mystery dinner party?” Ichabod said, seriously starting to run out of ideas.
“Dude no that’s totally lame. And before you say it, no Gatsby themed party either this isn’t a film noir or whatever,” HH added, finally coming into the kitchen and sitting down at the table across from Ichabod.
“Ugh you are absolutely impossible!” Ichabod cried out, thoroughly frustrated.
“Why are you even bothering making such a big deal over organizing something?” HH asked. “There’s already the annual bowling tournament that’s happening on Saturday.”
“Are you… are you kidding me right now,” Ichabod squeaked out, suddenly feeling his frustration reach a boiling point.
“Yeah the whole town is gonna be there,” HH explained, completely oblivious to Ichabod’s indignation. “Come to think of it, it's the perfect opportunity for you to properly meet everyone.”
“If you had a neck I swear I’d be strangling you right now,” Ichabod grumbled, slamming his laptop shut and storming off to his room.
Great, another new crazy person, just what this town needs, the Headless Horseman thought to himself before going back to the living room to continue his nap.
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thecaffeinebookwarrior · 6 years ago
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The Objective Correlative and You:  How Symbolism Can Improve Your Writing!
Learning of the objective correlative is like learning a new word.  Once you know what it means, you start to see it everywhere.
I learned of this literary gem during my last grad school residency.  As defined by Merriam-Webster, an objective correlative is, “something (such as a situation or chain of events) that symbolizes or objectifies a particular emotion and that may be used in creative writing to evoke a desired emotional response in the reader.”
Most of my writer peeps have probably, unknowingly, used objective correlatives in their own work.  I know I have.  And if you’ve picked up a book within the past decade, than you’re at least familiar with one or two.
Don’t believe me?  Here are a few examples of famous objective correlatives.
1.)  “The Raven,” by Edgar Allan Poe
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Here’s an easy one.  The objective correlative, in this case, is Poe’s titular corvid, who represents grief, loss, and hopelessness.  
The bird visits the nameless protagonist “once upon a midnight dreary” while he ponders the death of his beloved, “the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”  When his asks his winged visitor if he will see Lenore in the afterlife, the bird merely replies, “Nevermore.”  It embodies his sorrow, loss of faith, and fear that they will never be reunited. 
2.)  Life of Pie, by Yann Martel
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Can you guess?  In this case, the objective correlative is our boy Richard Parker, the oddly named tiger who accompanies Pi on his lone voyage.  Richard represents Pi himself, while their journey alone in a lifeboat represents Pi’s spiritual journey.
3.)  A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, by Betty Smith
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First off, I highly recommend everyone read this book -- especially everyone who thinks The Classics(TM) are reserved to the angsty male protagonists who were shoved in your face during high school.  A Tree Grows in Brooklyn does not fuck around:  it deals with poverty, classicism, drug addiction, female sexuality and sexual autonomy, and an assload of complex, flawed, strong-as-hell female characters.  And it was written in 1943.  Do yourself a huge-ass favor, and read A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.  
Anyhoodle.  The tree in question is the Tree of Heaven, growing outside of Francie Nolan’s window.  Though the tree is considered a nuisance, and was chopped down several of times, it continues to grow.  The tree represents Francie’s determination to survive, grow, and better herself, in spite of the destitution in which she grew up.
4.)  The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Speaking of angsty male protagonists, let’s have a look at one of the angstiest of them all.  This is a pretty famous example, so see if you can figure it out.
Give up?  It’s the green light.  The green light represents Gatsby’s longing for Daisy.
5.)  Where’d You Go, Bernadette, Maria Semple
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Let’s conclude by moving away from objective correlatives which are, you know, objects.  In this case, Bernadette has literally disappeared into her role as a wife and a mother.  She has completely lost her sense of identity, which is represented by her physical disappearance.
So, why should you care?
Simple!  The objective correlative is a great tool.  It conveys emotions in a far more organic and powerful way than simply hitting the reader over the head with them.
Imagine if “The Raven” was just a poem about some dude feeling sad and grieving his dead girlfriend.  No ravens to be seen.  That would be a total bummer, it would immediately make the title grievously misleading, and no one would probably remember it.
Or if Life of Pi was just a story of a kid trying to survive in a lifeboat, alone, for over 150 pages.  That would be just plain bleak, and a lot less exciting, interesting, or memorable.
The tree in Tree Grows in Brooklyn emphasizes Francie’s struggle, and enhances the emotional poignancy of the narrative.  The moment when it occurs to us that Francie is the tree, growing upwards in the face of adversity, is far more powerful than having it simply spelled out to us.
In many cases, the objective correlative is the physical conflict that represents the emotional conflict, as in the case of Where’d You Go, Bernadette -- without it, there would simply be no book.
So next time you read a book, make sure you have a pen in your hand -- I always do -- and see if you can spot the objective correlative.  As with any literary tool, the more you read about them, the more they can work for you!
I hope this helps, and happy writing!
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thistaletasty · 4 years ago
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Ah yes. Fanfiction makes you a worse writer.
I will make sure to tell that to all the English and Writing teachers and professors who gave me so many assignments like:
"Write a fictional essay exploring the emotional state of one of the characters from The Great Gatsby."
"Write a response from the point of view of Lenore."
"What would Lady Macbeth's motivations look like in a modern context? 2-3K words."
That's definitely not fanfiction or anything.
tonight’s twitter discourse:
this thread (all their takes after the initial tweet are bad too)
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i don’t know if they wanted to become a more popular writer or podcaster but they’re getting ratioed by the minute. 
i’ve been finding new authors to follow by digging in the quote-retweets
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littleboatangel · 5 years ago
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My Mom: why are you always on your phone?
Me: I need a distraction from the absolutely crushing pressures of life that feel like fathoms of water above me and I am laying in the bottom of the marianas trench, looking up, looking for a light that will remain unseen but one that I know is there for I was not always at the bottom, one that I will reach for in the way Jay Gatsby longed for that green light across the sound, my fingers will be pale and shriveled, like that of a corpse, but I will be far from dead, no, it will be my passion for that long lost light, like Edgar Allen Poe once said, “long lost Lenore” and the dark abyss I have fallen into will be the raven, quoting “nevermore” again and again until it’s all I can ever hear and all I can ever think about and I will remember that fall, as if I fell from heaven itself, but I will not know which atrocity I committed, and I shall not ever know, for those things too, are shrouded in the darkness in the waters around me, unseen, but I know they are there, and I will remember the fall, the endless bottomless pit, like Emily Dickinson said, a funeral in my brain, of mourners treading to and fro till it seemed sense was breaking through, but sense was not breaking through, for I had mistaken it for the atrocity that had caused me to fall in this way, like I have been cast out of Eden, but I will not know the apple I ate, nor will I savor it’s taste on my lips for all I taste now is salt, like tears, the tears of the earth, my mother’s tears, my father’s tears, my sister’s tears, my friend’s tears, but they will bother me like the icy hands of winter bother a corpse, frozen solid in the snow, for they are mourning for someone they have never known, they are mourning for the wrong thing while I remain in the depths untapped and mysteries untamed and yet I’m still drowning in that trench, but do not worry for me, do not mourn for me, for I can write poetry about the darkness and pin it to the walls of my mind, each tack upon the wall like a blade, for I am no one and the dagger which I see before me is no other than my own hand yet I shall feel attacked and never know the face of my attacker nor why I was attacked, at the very bottom of this trench, where I sit, absolutely crushed and very much alone
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snailsnfriends · 4 years ago
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spicy hot take grab your oven mitts: just because a story is simple, doesn't mean that the story is bad. using recognizable tropes, narrative techniques, and character journeys isn't a bad thing, ESPECIALLY for amateur writers and actors. two wonderful examples are c!wilbur being a tragic hero and the cycle of abuse in the exile arc.
tragic heros are one of the most classic character tropes to use. from Oedipus to Macbeth to Jay Gatsby, the tragic hero trope is very common. it's so common because it's easy and fun to write and act for. you also have a good amount of freedom in this trope, which adds to the fun. there are pleanty of resources on tragic heros out there and pleanty of examples of them, and going with a "safe" choice here really proved to be effective. c! wilbur is one of the most interesting characters on the server, yet he's easy to understand as long as you pay attention.
the exile arc and c!tommy and c!dreams relationship directly follows Lenore E. Walker's cycle of abuse: tensions building (c!dream digging the hole to blow up c!tommy's stuff), incident (blowing up c!tommy's stuff, arguing, aggression, threats, intimidation, physical abuse), reconsolidation (gives excuses, claims that it is not that bad), calm/honeymoon phase (giving c!tommy the trident, time c!tommy spent mining, allowing c!tommy to keep his armor during his party). this is a very recognizable cycle, and part of why it hit so heavily for some people. it wasn't overly complicated, but it was realistic, and easy to follow. as a result, the arc succeeded in what it needed to achieve and it is wildly respected and appreciated by the fandom.
using "easy/simple" stuff is never a bad thing. it helps ensure that things flow smoothly, and it's great for those just starting out with writing and acting.
Can I just say: One of my least favourite arguments, that is so overused as to become cliché on this website, is this notion that:
"Interpreting Wilbur/L'Manburg in a straightforward way is a DISSERVICE to cc!Wilbur's brilliant storytelling!"
Like, don't get me wrong, I like the writing of Season 1. I think Wilbur is very proficient at weaving together a grand narrative tension with engaging character journeys. No question.
But. Season 1 is many things, but I, personally, don't think it's a transcendentally subversive nouveau art experience of storytelling. It's - at its core - a fairly conventional story. That's what makes it so strong in my opinion, actually.
Like, if cc!Wilbur was going for that, I'm sorry to say, but he did not succeed.
Dream SMP Season 1 (and, honestly, S2 as well for the most part) work with some pretty recognizable tropes, narrative techniques, character journeys and structures and framing.
There's clearly been a shift from early S1 to late S1 - but I really don't think that's cc!Wilbur pulling the wool over eyes for almost a year.
I don't buy that.
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leannes-kingdom-of-chaos · 7 years ago
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Great Literary Themes for a Wedding
Romeo and Juliet: Poison the wedding cake.
Jane Eyre: Halfway through the ceremony, a deranged-looking woman in white runs screaming down the aisle.
The Great Gatsby: Reception is set casually around a pool with a body floating in it.
Pride and Prejudice: The groom begins his vow with 'Against my better judgments, I have fallen in love with you.'
Lord of the Rings: Destination wedding at a volcano; when the officiator asks for the rings to be presented, throw them into the lava.
Watership Down: Serve rabbit at the reception.
Catcher in the Rye: Tell everyone they're Goddamn phonies, but invite them to the wedding anyway
The Raven: Every line of the vows must end with either "Lenore" or "Nevermore."
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vendoveiasvelhas-blog · 7 years ago
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Great Literary Themes for a Wedding
Romeo and Juliet: Poison the wedding cake.
Jane Eyre: Halfway through the ceremony, a deranged-looking woman in white runs screaming down the aisle.
The Great Gatsby: Reception is set casually around a pool with a body floating in it.
Pride and Prejudice: The groom begins his vow with 'Against my better judgments, I have fallen in love with you.'
Lord of the Rings: Destination wedding at a volcano; when the officiator asks for the rings to be presented, throw them into the lava.
Watership Down: Serve rabbit at the reception.
Catcher in the Rye: Tell everyone they're Goddamn phonies, but invite them to the wedding anyway
The Raven: Every line of the vows must end with either "Lenore" or "Nevermore."
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